Why We Owe Our Lives to Phytoplankton

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    Some of the amazing creatures on the ocean floor have immense power to reshape the planet's atmosphere-and you've likely never even seen them before! These microscopic critters are called phytoplankton, and almost all life, both on land and in the ocean, depends on them. Learn about this world changing little friends in a new episode of SciShow, hosted by Hank Green!
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  • @SciShow
    @SciShow  4 роки тому +108

    Thank you to the Monterey Bay Aquarium for partnering with us on this episode of SciShow. Visit www.montereybayaquarium.org or if you are in the area, swing on by to learn more about the beauty and wonder of the ocean.

    • @illusionfaderr5394
      @illusionfaderr5394 4 роки тому +4

      SciShow
      Hey ... Could y’all please do the difference between Alzheimer’s and Dementia?

    • @tedphillips2501
      @tedphillips2501 4 роки тому +1

      The waste product of plastic production is spent sulfuric acid. It is dumped in the oceans killing the phytoplankton.

    • @drewdurant3835
      @drewdurant3835 4 роки тому +1

      SciShow muscle hank kick weak ass

    • @drewdurant3835
      @drewdurant3835 4 роки тому

      Ted Phillips not surprised 😭😡😳

    • @Pinayka18
      @Pinayka18 4 роки тому +1

      SciShow 😍 I’m from Monterey!

  • @Master_Therion
    @Master_Therion 4 роки тому +258

    6:48 "They're here to *kelp* and hope to *sea* you soon."
    Ughh, somebody *krill* me.

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. 4 роки тому +15

      Shore will... soon's school's out :D

    • @key9405
      @key9405 4 роки тому +12

      *Whale*...... if you say so...

    • @gummybears4lunch
      @gummybears4lunch 4 роки тому +5

      It "shell" be done.

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 4 роки тому +1

      I seem to find your comments on a lot of videos.

    • @danielburke7303
      @danielburke7303 4 роки тому +2

      I didn’t know my eyes could roll that much till hank said that

  • @levonoganyan6183
    @levonoganyan6183 4 роки тому +153

    Hank said "THEY hope" as if he was trying to tell us: "this pun was not my idea".

    • @roy4173
      @roy4173 4 роки тому +14

      I usually love puns, but i could hear him cringing at his own jokes.

    • @laurensomething1899
      @laurensomething1899 4 роки тому +6

      Levon Oganyan clearly you haven’t listened to Dear Hank and John. Every week Hank opens with a dad joke and he loves every second of it

    • @levonoganyan6183
      @levonoganyan6183 4 роки тому +3

      @@laurensomething1899 I know, but this time it was especially painful

    • @absalomdraconis
      @absalomdraconis 4 роки тому

      @@levonoganyan6183 : It's because of the "Sea" bit. There's no way to do that properly without it being painful.

    • @spiracrepsley4653
      @spiracrepsley4653 4 роки тому

      I bet he facepalmed straight after

  • @skiiman534
    @skiiman534 4 роки тому +570

    When you produce 80% of the world's oxygen but people just want to talk about trees

    • @massimookissed1023
      @massimookissed1023 4 роки тому +48

      #TeamPlankton would like to raise $20M to plant 20 million diatoms.

    • @Bigbuddyandblue
      @Bigbuddyandblue 4 роки тому +44

      Skiiman because it’s difficult to hug plankton

    • @_Anthony___
      @_Anthony___ 4 роки тому +17

      @@massimookissed1023 you could fill a bowl with 20 million diatoms

    • @Q_QQ_Q
      @Q_QQ_Q 4 роки тому +5

      plants also consume same amount of oxygen as much they produce .

    • @patrickmccurry1563
      @patrickmccurry1563 4 роки тому +17

      The oceans cover over 70% of the world, so it would be weird if trees, which have to expend loads of energy on structural support, produced more free oxygen.

  • @Theallesliker
    @Theallesliker 4 роки тому +245

    New tinder bio: I need you like the world needs phytoplankton

    • @bobbygilbert2706
      @bobbygilbert2706 4 роки тому +6

      I need you like plankton needs the krabby patty formula

    • @galaxya6406
      @galaxya6406 3 роки тому +1

      Just put them in your unused form of water an let them thrive

    • @lorenzoblum868
      @lorenzoblum868 3 роки тому

      The world needs phytoplankton. Phytoplankton needs the world...

    • @lorenzoblum868
      @lorenzoblum868 3 роки тому

      The carbon footprint of the military industrial complex ua-cam.com/video/oMozyspFuBM/v-deo.html numbers still underestimated for obvious reasons....

  • @zebobez2715
    @zebobez2715 4 роки тому +255

    "Plank-ton" probably isn't a lot, because Plank lengths are the smallest units of measurement possible ...

    • @mozismobile
      @mozismobile 4 роки тому +69

      but a ton of planks weighs the same as a ton of feathers. So surely a ton of planks is a really, really large number?

    • @billysmith5409
      @billysmith5409 4 роки тому +1

      Zebobez good one!

    • @poonoi1968
      @poonoi1968 4 роки тому +11

      @@mozismobile
      Not only must it be a really large number, but inevitably begs the question at exactly what time do a standard inch really weigh in relation to its original energy frequency measured in a vacuum when observed directly from a fixed distance on opposite sides tickling a cat for reference?
      That, my friend, we may never find out for sure. Until then it is best to avoid Plancks all together, or at least wear safety goggles when thinking about them.
      Thank you, I'll let myself out...

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 4 роки тому +2

      Plank ton is the weight of 1000 wooden planks, so about 15.625 (15 stacks +40) stacks of wood.

    • @gelgamath_9903
      @gelgamath_9903 4 роки тому +2

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who had that thought.

  • @Sciencerely
    @Sciencerely 4 роки тому +156

    Although I'm working in a different field I know a colleague who works on phytoplankton. Intriguingly, they produce secondary metabolites with known antimicrobial properties. These compounds can, for example, reduce the risk in Daphnia of being infected by pathogens. Who knows what kind of medicine we could find if we study phytoplankton closer (would actually love to make a video about that one day!)?

    • @mozismobile
      @mozismobile 4 роки тому +3

      Or by mass manufacturing them produce a whole lot of immune microbes and thus wipe out the phytoplanton that rely on those antimicrobials?

    • @jennymisteqq5399
      @jennymisteqq5399 4 роки тому

      Life Lab Learner YOU would like to do a video on this? I wish you would because I would love to watch it. In fact, I tried using your username to see if you had a UA-cam channel or any videos. I came across “Lifelabs”, but I don’t think that’s you.
      Good luck making the video if you ever decide to do it!

  • @MontereyBayAquarium
    @MontereyBayAquarium 4 роки тому +33

    Woooo yay phytoplankton!! 🌊🍃🔬💙

  • @quantumfoam539
    @quantumfoam539 3 роки тому +12

    "Mama why is the sky blue?"
    "It's the phytoplankton sweetheart."
    😶😮

  • @bengoodwin2141
    @bengoodwin2141 4 роки тому +53

    The Monterey bay aquarium is super cool, I live kinda nearby there

    • @chelsey8737
      @chelsey8737 4 роки тому

      Me too in Sac. We go every few years. Its amazing

    • @RPGArcher
      @RPGArcher 4 роки тому

      me too, we even had yearly passes last year. very cool place

    • @paxwallacejazz
      @paxwallacejazz 3 роки тому

      Kinda live? Meaning your life isn't exactly what you'd call living? Well don't worry because the phytoplankton biomass has decreased by 50% since 1965. If this process continues we are toast.

    • @julian-jh8mp
      @julian-jh8mp 3 роки тому

      nice

    • @lorenzoblum868
      @lorenzoblum868 3 роки тому

      @@paxwallacejazz interesting. Can you back this up please? Here is some more interesting fact : the carbon footprint of the military industrial complex ua-cam.com/video/oMozyspFuBM/v-deo.html numbers still underestimated for obvious reasons....
      Edit. About the decrease of phytoplankton, You could write "green in blue" perhaps...?

  • @attaleacornell3362
    @attaleacornell3362 4 роки тому +47

    "PlankTON of fun. "
    Oh Hank

    • @fionafiona1146
      @fionafiona1146 4 роки тому +4

      Max Plank is worth looking into too.

    • @michaelesposito2629
      @michaelesposito2629 4 роки тому

      Oh “one of the many writers of this series”

    • @recouer
      @recouer 4 роки тому +1

      Considering all scale of measure are the minimum measurement possible, a Plank ton of fun would be no fun at all xD

  • @JoeNoshow27
    @JoeNoshow27 4 роки тому +35

    Ah, I see the magic school bus was just my introductory course.

    • @aleciastar1433
      @aleciastar1433 4 роки тому +2

      *Sea

    • @SquirrelGrrl
      @SquirrelGrrl 4 роки тому +4

      Magic School Bus was a great introductory course on many topics!

  • @AuntBibby
    @AuntBibby 4 роки тому +31

    fight, o plankton! fight like all life depends on it!!!

  • @SplatterRaptor
    @SplatterRaptor 4 роки тому +18

    Great vid as always.
    Just to add in: Coccoliths have been rock forming and contributed to controlling ocean acidification since at least the mid-Late Jurassic, and have had calcified tests since at least the Rhaetian in the Late Triassic. To me the best example of them regulating oceanic ph and being incredible carbon stores would be the PETM recovery.
    ~ A micropalaeontologist

  • @trollfacereturns5291
    @trollfacereturns5291 4 роки тому +63

    My mum : what have you learn't?
    Me : *frezbee covered football*

  • @zennyblades
    @zennyblades 4 роки тому +6

    I just love phytoplankton. They're just so helpful and useful. Cool little guys.

    • @OmmerSyssel
      @OmmerSyssel 2 роки тому

      You better eat some of those whales hunting innocent phytoplankton 🐳🥩😋

    • @HxlllxwPxxintS2
      @HxlllxwPxxintS2 Рік тому

      @@OmmerSysselno

  • @TheHockeyjock10
    @TheHockeyjock10 3 роки тому +1

    This is taking me back my Environmental Science classes at Cal State Monterey Bay. Love everyone at the Monterey Bay Aquarium!

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 4 роки тому +29

    I was literally about to find a scishow vid in my watch later lmao
    I actually thought this was an episode of Into the Microverse at first
    May as well be tbh

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 роки тому +4

      Watch Later? Micro-verse?? Heresy!

    • @alexbenavidez4500
      @alexbenavidez4500 4 роки тому +4

      @@limiv5272 I always watch it at night because the tone of the narration just straight up knocks me out to sleep lmao
      I watch so many shows that this guy narrates, but it's always the way he narrates that one that makes me so sleepy
      It's like 10pm rn, so I could have actually done with a Microverse upload actually

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 роки тому +7

      @@alexbenavidez4500 They did upload today, the video was about Tardigrade sex
      Sweet dreams (-:

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 4 роки тому +5

      Limi V: Great. Now how am I supposed to get any sleep with this weirdboner? It's not like XVideos caters to phytoplanctonic fetishes!

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 4 роки тому +1

      Alex Benavidez
      wait, isn't it called into the microcosmos?

  • @keybladewizard49
    @keybladewizard49 2 роки тому +6

    oh, just a note, as a former California resident, I can confirm, the Monterey Bay Aquarium is NOT something you want to miss. They're an amazing experience and I can't wait for the next time I get to go there.

  • @d4mdcykey
    @d4mdcykey 4 роки тому +2

    While I knew a few basic things about phytoplankton I had no idea of its diversity, importance, and contribution to the formation of the atmosphere that allowed life to flourish. This was very fascinating and yet another example of why this channel is one of my absolute favorites on YT. Many thanks for the thought-provoking content.

  • @TwistedGlitter
    @TwistedGlitter 3 роки тому +2

    2 of my favorite channels working together? Perfect

  • @GordonChil
    @GordonChil Рік тому

    6:06 I just got that angel fish in my reef aquarium today. It’s a Majestic Angelfish. Beautiful.

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 роки тому +33

    One of these Planktons just wants the Krabby Patty secret formula

  • @OMGitshimitis
    @OMGitshimitis 4 роки тому +83

    Imagine if humans were dumb enough to mess with the place where these things live. I don't know by heating it up, filling it with plastic or changing its pH.

    • @jsEMCsquared
      @jsEMCsquared 4 роки тому

      PH

    • @berryberrykixx
      @berryberrykixx 4 роки тому +10

      I can tell you what happens. You end up with a blue-green algae bloom that gets into the water supply and shuts down a city (and then some). See: greatlakes.org/2019/08/five-years-later-lessons-from-the-toledo-water-crisis/

    • @OMGitshimitis
      @OMGitshimitis 4 роки тому +9

      @@jsEMCsquared it's actually stylised pH. The H stands for hydrogen that's why it alone is capitalised.

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 4 роки тому +3

      Or removing several species in the food chain necessary for the continuation of a stable ecosystem.

  • @themoralshow902
    @themoralshow902 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you❤️😊
    From Sri Lanka 🇱🇰🤗

  • @dahemac
    @dahemac 4 роки тому +1

    Journey to the Microcosmos bleeding into everything. I am delighted.

    • @dahemac
      @dahemac 4 роки тому

      Evi1M4chine soon JttMC will be all things.

  • @kelsqi-books4835
    @kelsqi-books4835 4 роки тому +6

    I love marine bio, plus this was like Scishow meets Microcosms 👏😍

  • @chelsey8737
    @chelsey8737 4 роки тому +5

    I adore the Monterey aquarium ❤

  • @Tim3.14
    @Tim3.14 4 роки тому +3

    3:44 I believe you mean the "Great Oxygenation Event", right?
    Good video, though. Everyone likes trees, and for good reason, but I'm glad to see the little phytoplankton getting some love.

    • @Tim3.14
      @Tim3.14 4 роки тому +1

      Upon further research (well, Wikipedia), apparently it goes by both names! Carry on, then. 😊
      BTW, for anyone wondering what the difference is, "oxygenation" means "enriching with oxygen", whereas "oxidation" is a particular kind of chemical reaction (which can involve oxygen, but doesn't have to). So, just adding oxygen can be oxygenation even if doesn't cause an oxidizing chemical reaction. But the GOE did both -- oxygenating the atmosphere, and also oxidizing the iron that had been disolved in the oceans.)

  • @annabago8621
    @annabago8621 4 роки тому +2

    Hank was in a very poetic mood in this video :,D

  • @ts25679
    @ts25679 4 роки тому +2

    I feel like we need to farm Phytoplankton at an industrial level. Find a nice patch of barren ocean and mix up batches of plankton and nutrients. Maybe we could make it a joint operation to clean up all the plastic floating about once we're there.

  • @linefortier8595
    @linefortier8595 4 роки тому +1

    LOOOOVE this video. Thanks so much, it's wonderful!

  • @theanyktos
    @theanyktos 4 роки тому +14

    Wow, i don't think I've ever watched a video this soon after it was released XD

    • @i_smoke_ghosts
      @i_smoke_ghosts 4 роки тому

      omg so many missed "1st" comments .wat r u doin with yor life smh.

  • @SamAronow
    @SamAronow 4 роки тому +2

    Thank you, plankton. Thankton.

  • @calcaware
    @calcaware 4 роки тому +6

    The one dislike must be the last surviving oxygen intolerant cyano-bacterium.

  • @isaiahdobesh5109
    @isaiahdobesh5109 4 роки тому +1

    At first I heard Planck-ton of fun, but then realized what you actually said. 😆 was like wtf, they hope I have a very small amount of fun!?

  • @TheSeldamoo
    @TheSeldamoo 4 роки тому +1

    Oh the puns!!!
    Secretly loves them.

  • @riosrivlog
    @riosrivlog 3 роки тому

    Good information thanks

  • @silver831cali3
    @silver831cali3 4 роки тому +3

    Monterey is beutiful. Thanks to the aquarium and regulations. It will stay that way for future generations to enjoy 😃

    • @lorenzoblum868
      @lorenzoblum868 3 роки тому

      Futur generations will enjoy. Let's hope so. Meanwhile, let's talk about the carbon footprint of the military industrial complex ua-cam.com/video/oMozyspFuBM/v-deo.html numbers still underestimated for obvious reasons...

  • @gabrielapaschoal5191
    @gabrielapaschoal5191 4 роки тому +1

    Loved it

  • @pimplyface64
    @pimplyface64 4 роки тому +1

    I would kill to see a timelapse of all of this. No joke.

  • @aniksamiurrahman6365
    @aniksamiurrahman6365 3 роки тому +1

    A Journey to Microcosm video on this topic is now due.

  • @seastarcrunchies
    @seastarcrunchies 4 роки тому

    Love it! I hope you partner with Monterey Bay Aquarium again in the future!

  • @timsullivan4566
    @timsullivan4566 4 роки тому +2

    Before this showed me the correct spelling of "Phytoplankton", I thought just as there is an imaginatively named dogfish, there must also be a dog-algae ...'cause I had THOUGHT it was spelled "Fidoplankton." Thanks for clearing that up for me, SciShow.

  • @mertgunes9854
    @mertgunes9854 4 роки тому +11

    Will you do a video on the novel coronavirus ?

    • @bigmike9128
      @bigmike9128 4 роки тому +2

      I was wondering this too.

  • @carposporophyte
    @carposporophyte 3 роки тому

    You summarized the past 15 years of my life's passions in 7 minutes.

  • @b0rder.-991
    @b0rder.-991 4 роки тому +2

    Can we create artificial mechanical plants or phytoplankton that scrub carbon in the air and give us oxygen? Can we create that in robotics?

  • @vice.nor.virtue
    @vice.nor.virtue 3 роки тому

    00:13 Oh! Banging style today, Hank!

  • @Theallesliker
    @Theallesliker 4 роки тому +14

    Why was the first think I thought: Spongebob?! 😍

  • @ShutItKyle
    @ShutItKyle 4 роки тому +1

    Monterey Bay Aquarium!

  • @jakobraahauge7299
    @jakobraahauge7299 4 роки тому

    Gotta squeeze it out - Hank looks so cute with that hair! 🥰

  • @SilentKaliSmoker
    @SilentKaliSmoker 4 роки тому

    Yay Monterey Bay Aquarium!!!

  • @karlomiguelpabrua12
    @karlomiguelpabrua12 2 роки тому +1

    Mr. Crab should watch this video.

  • @oldcowbb
    @oldcowbb 4 роки тому +1

    this is like a mixed episode of microcosmos and eon

  • @Mario87456
    @Mario87456 Рік тому

    One notable plankton would rather spend his time stealing the Krabby Patty formula then something very important.

  • @SnahLhug
    @SnahLhug 4 роки тому

    Puntastic episode.

  • @shailesharya1111
    @shailesharya1111 Рік тому

    thankyou bro

  • @stephaniemorales8273
    @stephaniemorales8273 3 роки тому

    Omg hank said they need love 🥺🤯

  • @WvlfDarkfire
    @WvlfDarkfire 4 роки тому +1

    Introduce phytoplankton to Mars. See what happens.

  • @loraxdavewalters2696
    @loraxdavewalters2696 4 роки тому

    I love the Monterey Bay Aquarium.
    Those were some serious dad jokes.

  • @cbandtheradio5610
    @cbandtheradio5610 4 роки тому

    Everyone - Taking notes, and filing away important facts on phytoplankton in their mind palaces...
    Me - Trying WAAAAY too hard to figure out what shirt your wearing... Phyto-wha?
    Love your guys vids! I always learn something new. Keep it up, and thanks!

  • @SpazzyMcGee1337
    @SpazzyMcGee1337 4 роки тому

    80 million years ago isn't that long ago for such a world shaping microorganism evolution.

  • @rickseiden1
    @rickseiden1 4 роки тому +6

    I would love to know how many times Hank stumbled on "coccolithophores". :)

    • @jessicawilson1751
      @jessicawilson1751 3 роки тому

      That's also an easy phytoplankton name. I identified phytoplankton for my master's thesis and there were some algae I ID'd that took a lot of practice to ensure I could pronounce the names correctly for my thesis.

  • @Ddub1083
    @Ddub1083 4 роки тому +1

    Those puns are a little water down.

  • @DirkaDirka07
    @DirkaDirka07 4 роки тому +1

    Good luck on the interview

  • @IMVoxerus
    @IMVoxerus 2 роки тому

    Dude did you do Journey to the Microcosmos? Like I looked up Diotoms on youtube cause yeah... those looked super interesting and who's voice is narrating the first video I click on? Looks like Hank Green with a chill voice on but the same mannerisms.... so IS IT YOU HANK? ;)

  • @robertrowan9893
    @robertrowan9893 Рік тому

    Furthermore, it will always be Rainey in Monterey. Any bike fans from back in the Gram Prix era will attest to that fact. Great aquarium too, so I'm told.

  • @MisterJackTheAttack
    @MisterJackTheAttack 4 роки тому

    As a physicist, this Planck Ton you speak of intrigues me...

  • @marjohnsmusings3222
    @marjohnsmusings3222 2 роки тому

    Brilliant

  • @LEDewey_MD
    @LEDewey_MD 4 роки тому +3

    Great topic and video! An amazing book to read about phytoplankton and cyanobacteria producing Earth's oxygen is "Oxygen: the Molecule that Made the World", by Dr Nick Lane. Even though the book was published in 2006, (and a few ideas have changed), it is a fabulous look at how oxygen levels changed over geologic time, and how species adapted. Dr. Nick Lane is a researcher in abiogenesis and Origins of Life, and has a writing style that is engaging, passionate, and humorous.

  • @christopherpasta344
    @christopherpasta344 Рік тому

    2:52 wow

  • @Jewellab0113
    @Jewellab0113 4 роки тому +1

    Loving all the aquatic puns btw 😂💙

  • @Andytlp
    @Andytlp 4 роки тому

    good guy microorganisms. Cant even see them but world would die without them.

  • @angiepangie989
    @angiepangie989 4 роки тому +1

    Could you do a video on why\how anyone could EVER thumbs down one of your video's?!

  • @wynnefox
    @wynnefox 4 роки тому +1

    It was April the forty-first
    Being a quadruple leap year
    I was driving in downtown Atlantis
    My Barracuda was in the shop
    So I was in a rented Stingray
    And it was overheating
    So I pulled into a Shell Station
    They said I'd blown a seal
    I said, "Fix the damn thing
    And leave my private life out of it
    Okay pal?"
    While they were doing that
    I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive
    But I knew the owner
    He used to play for the Dolphins
    I said "Hi Gil"
    You have to yell, he's hard of herring
    Gil was also down on his luck
    Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water
    I bellied up to the sandbar
    He poured me the usual
    Rusty snail, hold the grunion
    Shaken not stirred
    With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side
    Heavy on the mako
    I slipped him a fin
    On porpoise
    I was feeling good
    I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids
    For the halibut
    Well the place was crowded
    We were packed in like sardines
    They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal
    What sole
    Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna
    Salmon Chanted Evening
    And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
    Probably there to see the bass player
    One of them was this cute little yellowtail
    And she's giving me the eye
    So I figured this is my chance for a little fun
    You know, piece of Pisces
    But she said things I just couldn't fathom
    She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure
    Boy, could she drink
    She drank like a...
    She drank a lot
    I said "What's your sign"
    She said "Aquarium"
    I said "Great, let's get tanked"
    I invited her to my place for a midnight bait
    I said "Come on baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
    She threw me that same old line
    "Not tonight, I gotta haddock"
    And she wasn't kidding either
    Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock
    I'd ever seen come down the pike
    He was covered with mussels
    He came over to me and said
    "Listen, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here"
    What a crab
    This guy was steamed
    I could see the anchor in his eyes
    I turned to him, I said
    "A-balone, you're just being shellfish"
    Well, I knew it was going to be trouble and so did Gil
    ‘Cause he was already on the phone to the cods
    The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
    I catch him with a left hook
    He eels over
    It was a fluke but there he was
    Lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel
    Kelpless
    I said "Forget the cods Gil
    This guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
    Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
    She came over to me, she said
    "Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish
    What's your name"
    I said "Marlin"
    Well, from then on we had a whale of a time
    I took her to dinner, I took her to dance
    I bought her a bouquet of flounders
    And then I went home with her
    And what did I get for my trouble
    A case of the clams

  • @markprendergast2365
    @markprendergast2365 Рік тому +1

    kool t shirt!

  • @Zahri8Alang
    @Zahri8Alang 4 роки тому +1

    "Nature's Wrath cometh"

  • @carposporophyte
    @carposporophyte 3 роки тому

    I’m so proud of myself, I actually knew everything in this video. *phycologist self-hug*

  • @axxnub
    @axxnub 4 роки тому +11

    Watching this video was almost like a journey to the micro-cosmos :P

  • @SaschaUncia
    @SaschaUncia 4 роки тому +1

    Those puns are 'abyss'mal.

  • @jordanbierbaum1500
    @jordanbierbaum1500 4 роки тому +1

    These puns make me laugh out loud. Literal lol

  • @Rubrickety
    @Rubrickety 4 роки тому +1

    I'm a member of the Monterey Bay Aquarium, and on their behalf I deeply apologize for the terrible, terrible puns they apparently demanded in return for sponsorship. They otter be ashamed of themselves.

  • @shaynebergwever6268
    @shaynebergwever6268 3 роки тому

    Thanks lil Phyto's!

  • @stevenconroy5864
    @stevenconroy5864 4 роки тому

    Go phytoplankton u r awesome

  • @zw5509
    @zw5509 4 роки тому

    Yup!

  • @alexofbree5278
    @alexofbree5278 3 роки тому +1

    Isn't a plank like one of the smallest forms of measurement? Soo wouldn't that mean a "Plank-ton" of fun is almost the smallest amount of fun you could actually experience?

    • @isaiahschmitt8680
      @isaiahschmitt8680 3 роки тому +1

      Planck's constant is the smallest possible distance that anything can be.

  • @eshaankhade3059
    @eshaankhade3059 4 роки тому +2

    nice

  • @Bassotronics
    @Bassotronics 3 роки тому

    How do you weigh a Phytoplankton?
    With the Plank Scale.

  • @DeadGirlsPoem
    @DeadGirlsPoem 4 роки тому +2

    Wow... just wow! So much information in this video and so much strength in so little creatures!

  • @MyAdventurr
    @MyAdventurr Рік тому

    Awesome video, exactly what I was looking for. So! With this in mind, and putting interplanetary ethics aside- how would Humanity trigger the Great Martian Oxidation event?
    If we developed underground/protected lakes filled with genetically modified hyper productive phytoplankton, we could scale indefinitely by digging more capacity for liquid h2o to exist and harbor these organisms. And we already have tech to convert martian air to water and other stuff. I feel like this could be do-able with our existing tech and knowledge.
    Only wonder how long it would take to make habitable zones/ecosystems.

  • @SquigglyTheAsianPotato
    @SquigglyTheAsianPotato 4 роки тому +1

    Someone quick, hide the krabby patty formula!

  • @sandro5535
    @sandro5535 4 роки тому

    2:32 How does that work out? Animals eating each others? Minmaxing the food intake?

  • @ThunderousMuffin
    @ThunderousMuffin 4 роки тому

    Monterey Bay Aquarium - Come for the Fish, Stay for the Puns.

  • @dustman96
    @dustman96 4 роки тому

    Hank, you forgot to say "but humans are better". You're making progress...

  • @paxwallacejazz
    @paxwallacejazz 3 роки тому

    Type in Phytoplankton biomass. If it's true that phytoplankton biomass has decreased by 50% since the mid 60s then we should be very very alarmed.

  • @LePedant
    @LePedant 4 роки тому +1

    Phytoplankton changed the atmosphere with its waste, causing a mass extension event, that lead to complex life as we know it.
    Makes me wonder if humans could be changing the Earth for hyper-complex life to evolve.

  • @richardryan7062
    @richardryan7062 3 роки тому

    A plank-ton of 👏!

  • @spiraldown2710
    @spiraldown2710 3 роки тому

    The puns gave me a chuckle 🙃

  • @therichchronicles1249
    @therichchronicles1249 2 роки тому +1

    Why cant we use them as carbon capture technology. We harvest the nutrients from desalination plants and we pipe them through our deserts without the sea water interacting with the land. more sun, more nutrients from desalination plants. what do you guys think

  • @huldu
    @huldu 4 роки тому +1

    That is quite amazing! I knew what they did but not on that scale or what they've done in the past. Just curious, how much water would be needed for it to have an actual impact on carbon dioxide? Would it be even remotely viable to build water areas in cities specifically for plankton? Not just because it would look nice but that it would actually be useful. For example if you made special areas on top of roofs. Would probably be way too expensive for what it would do at the end of the day. I guess something for the future scientists to have fun with.