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  • @MordenWex
    @MordenWex  4 роки тому +293

    Aaand that was the final class! Thank you all so much for watching; the community's support has just been INSANE this whole time and I'm really glad to have contributed to it in some small way. This isn't the last SWTOR video I've made, of course - stay tuned!
    P.S. The outfit is Dynamic Paladin's armor set

    • @historytank5673
      @historytank5673 4 роки тому +4

      YES BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIEDO! I recently started playing as Jedi council as fell in love with the shadow kanetic energy subclass
      Also thank you for putting what I can only assume to be hundreds of gaming hours to get these cuts sceans

    • @NefariousSpecter
      @NefariousSpecter 4 роки тому +2

      It’s been a fun ride can’t wait to see what’s next

    • @cerebrate8285
      @cerebrate8285 4 роки тому

      Aaand that's the set I'm gonna go for. Looks amazing with the Miraluka white-gold mask, great job. The mask stays as is in all the dialogues, right? Including romance?

    • @MordenWex
      @MordenWex  4 роки тому +1

      @@cerebrate8285 Yep

    • @cerebrate8285
      @cerebrate8285 4 роки тому

      @@MordenWex Glorious

  • @lordvarrax5060
    @lordvarrax5060 4 роки тому +1194

    “What’s he going to do, turn the sand to the Dark Side?”
    *Anakin has entered the chat*

    • @face1511
      @face1511 4 роки тому +60

      What did you say?

    • @Wywern291
      @Wywern291 3 роки тому +4

      I don't like sand.

    • @Deathinabox5
      @Deathinabox5 3 роки тому +10

      this part made me literally lol

    • @siah742
      @siah742 3 роки тому +8

      This made my day🤣🤣

    • @criticalripz6746
      @criticalripz6746 2 роки тому +4

      ​@@Wywern291 Its coarse and irritating... and it gets everywhere.

  • @sinistralhydra
    @sinistralhydra 4 роки тому +746

    "You are blinded by the light side."
    I mean... he's not wrong.

    • @delta2372
      @delta2372 4 роки тому +19

      He is a miraluka they aren't born without eyes

    • @dodoschipper6635
      @dodoschipper6635 4 роки тому +48

      @@delta2372 actually they are. Miraluka don't have eyes

    • @delta2372
      @delta2372 4 роки тому +20

      @@dodoschipper6635 I meant to put they are born without eyes but ya know autocorrect

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 4 роки тому +31

      They have eye sockets but no eyes. Disturbing as balls

    • @aaron75fy
      @aaron75fy 3 роки тому +9

      @@X3H3X thank the force for opaque masks

  • @insignificantgnat9334
    @insignificantgnat9334 4 роки тому +793

    The sarcastic side of the force is a pathway to abilities many consider to be unnatural...

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 4 роки тому +29

      Is it possible to learn this power?

    • @Dean123123100
      @Dean123123100 4 роки тому +28

      @@basedbattledroid3507 Yes. But not from just any force user

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 роки тому +10

      Including striking someone down without activated your lightsaber apparently

    • @Robbini0
      @Robbini0 3 роки тому +5

      @@dr.bright6272 Striking might be a bit harder, but hitting *coughbashingcough* is still a totally viable idea.

    • @necfreon6259
      @necfreon6259 3 роки тому +1

      And the ability to suddenly make better lines

  • @bloodysimile4893
    @bloodysimile4893 3 роки тому +368

    "I survive worse. Seeing your face for starters." -Jedi counselor to the butcher
    Me: "So that explains why he blind."

    • @historytank5673
      @historytank5673 3 роки тому +3

      ow though, poor butcher.

    • @parkergreen2704
      @parkergreen2704 2 роки тому +2

      He's a Miraluka. He never had eyes in the first place.

    • @Brenhydra
      @Brenhydra 10 місяців тому +1

      If that man could see his roasts would become too powerful

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 4 роки тому +352

    Sarcastic Jedi Consular has big Qui-Gon energy.
    Some things never change, no matter the era.

    • @Real_JKDOS
      @Real_JKDOS 2 роки тому +20

      The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here.

    • @matthewgoodson9275
      @matthewgoodson9275 Рік тому +1

      @@Real_JKDOS im tirred of the untroo beleef that Star Wars fans are unentelegent

    • @pauloamaral6069
      @pauloamaral6069 Рік тому +1

      ​​@@matthewgoodson9275You Just proved It, DUH. This was a quotation from master Qui Gon, dum.bas.s. By the way, It was meant for Jar Jar Binks, wich MUST be your colleague 😂

    • @matthewgoodson9275
      @matthewgoodson9275 Рік тому +1

      @@pauloamaral6069 UA-cam user tries to detect obvious sarcasm challenge

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 4 роки тому +437

    "And I thought being a Jedi Master would get me into all the best shrines"
    Ok, actual poggers one-liner.

    • @kibatgrenbuku
      @kibatgrenbuku 7 місяців тому

      Same could be said for Legend of Zelda BotW's shrines, yet here we are.

  • @romancapulus5577
    @romancapulus5577 4 роки тому +326

    “What’s he going to do? Turn the sand to the dark side?”
    Anakin: *TRIGGERED*

  • @Dumbrarere
    @Dumbrarere 4 роки тому +275

    That part where the Jedi Consular imitates a sith... I did that, and it was SO MUCH MORE AMUSING, when my Consular character is a Sith Pureblood. XD

    • @Pendletwins
      @Pendletwins 3 роки тому +18

      My first Consular was a pureblood too and it absolutely is so much funnier!!

  • @Veloziraptor111
    @Veloziraptor111 4 роки тому +672

    The greatest achievement of the voice acting department in this game was making Nolan North, one of the senior veteran voice actors in the industry, deliver his lines as though he was a novice.

    • @TheGeoCheese
      @TheGeoCheese 3 роки тому +80

      The sarcasm though makes the story better though.

    • @mynameajeffblack8265
      @mynameajeffblack8265 3 роки тому +2

      Wtf

    • @mattwalla365
      @mattwalla365 2 роки тому +6

      Desmond is a jedi

    • @Minumer
      @Minumer 2 роки тому +25

      Why do people say this shit? He's doing great in this game, lol.

    • @lemons3703
      @lemons3703 Рік тому +37

      It’s almost as if the character is literally supposed to show no emotion.

  • @Lrdnqustr
    @Lrdnqustr 3 роки тому +112

    “Since you love the force so much, prepare to become one with it”
    Oooooooooh, valkorion could have felt that.

    • @saamjaza1742
      @saamjaza1742 Рік тому +3

      That line unironically goes so hard

  • @partyinpiplup7883
    @partyinpiplup7883 4 роки тому +159

    "You're blinded by the light side" LOL

  • @infernodwellerten
    @infernodwellerten 3 роки тому +68

    Consular Sage is my fav class along with Warrior Jug. It is an acquired taste. Contrary to popular opinion, I love his voice, persona and story. His monotone, calm, mature tone, level headed demeanour, ambition for knowledge/learning is most befitting a Jedi. In fact, I hear a lot of Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan when he speaks, especially when choosing the cheeky and aggressive dialogue options.
    The sarcasm and snark displayed here is brilliant. Nolan North did a perfect job with the voice delivery. Consular's story and everything with it is my favourite along with Sith Warrior. Also, Vette and Nadia are my fav romance companions too. I can understand why people may not like him/story so to each their own.

  • @annahenrietta9517
    @annahenrietta9517 4 роки тому +174

    He posted again. * screams *

  • @karlrovey
    @karlrovey 4 роки тому +83

    4:17 That burn takes on a whole new meaning when you have no eyes...

  • @TheCommando626
    @TheCommando626 4 роки тому +110

    7:26 Finally somebody addresses that. Nobody cares about how hard life is on Balmora with a galaxy wide war 🤣

  • @HHopebringer
    @HHopebringer 2 місяці тому +2

    "I've survived worse. Seeing your face, for starters."
    [Vette approves, simply for that hilarious burn]

  • @Dean123123100
    @Dean123123100 4 роки тому +107

    "It was glorious, the force revealed its secrets to me.
    AMAZING!! What did you see ?
    Just some sand people."
    I. AM. DEAD. DEAD YOU HEAR ?

  • @primordialbias8711
    @primordialbias8711 4 роки тому +94

    0:34 That's...actually pretty badass.

  • @XxUchihamistressxX
    @XxUchihamistressxX 8 місяців тому +2

    "Yeah we can't surrender, I hear the paperwork's murder" just sent me, almost sent me to an early grave by choking on my breakfast.

  • @NefariousSpecter
    @NefariousSpecter 4 роки тому +322

    And here I thought the JC was to boring to be this funny

    • @iluvcats8
      @iluvcats8 4 роки тому +29

      Me too! I saw this post and said “lol, there are no funny lines in the Jedi consular story.” Oh boy was I wrong, that was hilarious.

    • @incitossol
      @incitossol 4 роки тому +47

      @@iluvcats8 the power of being the straight man in a lot of situations/usual darkside snark.

    • @harvbegal6868
      @harvbegal6868 3 роки тому +37

      The consular story is much more interesting when you use aggressive negotiations.

  • @eccentricjoe5410
    @eccentricjoe5410 4 роки тому +63

    He did it, he finished after all these years. I might shed a tear.

  • @ThatSpecificIndividual
    @ThatSpecificIndividual 4 роки тому +180

    You forgot:
    Mercenary: 'So you want me to break of the siege'
    JC: 'No I want you to wear a dress and do a jig of course I want you to break the siege!'

    • @aaron75fy
      @aaron75fy 3 роки тому +6

      yeah I choose that every time

    • @incitossol
      @incitossol 3 роки тому +1

      What part is that from?

    • @aaron75fy
      @aaron75fy 3 роки тому +7

      @@incitossol it's from when you're trying to get the mercenaries to switch sides on Alderaan, after they keep breaking their word and demanding "one more" bout before agreeing

  • @cheesethekoala8756
    @cheesethekoala8756 3 роки тому +21

    “Go away or I’ll open the airlock”
    “MountainDO IT.”
    -perfectly cut scream as she flies out of the airlock-

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 4 роки тому +37

    "Did you think I would stand back and reason our opponents to death?"
    Idea: What would a Light-Side mirror version of the Dread Masters look like? The DM's could convince people to kill themselves just by talking, so how nuts would their mirror images be?

  • @justone1235
    @justone1235 3 роки тому +56

    Cant understand people hating Nolan North / MC so much... I had the most fun with his dry and emotionless sarcasm, no other class story could top that imo. A shame they didnt gave him a proper story, could have been so great - seriously, i'd love it

  • @bosmeroya
    @bosmeroya 4 роки тому +89

    I love how the clips are becoming meta and respond to the previous clips, like 1:22 to 1:41. That was hilarious! Great work :)

  • @doodlejumpman
    @doodlejumpman 3 роки тому +17

    "what's he going to do, turn the sand to the dark side?"
    Anakin: wHaT diD yOu SAy??"

  • @Cverz87
    @Cverz87 4 роки тому +32

    Please find the one where he says “Wow, there’s useless, then there’s you people” 🤣

  • @darkninjacorporation
    @darkninjacorporation 4 роки тому +27

    2:37 almost got soda out my nose

  • @X3H3X
    @X3H3X 4 роки тому +34

    5:34 I LOVE THAT XD

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich 2 роки тому +29

    "Wowie! What did you see???"
    "....Just some sand people"
    That got a laugh out of me!

  • @AAJillSandwich
    @AAJillSandwich 4 роки тому +32

    Sarcastic consular sounds a lot more fun than the goody two shoes consular I made.

  • @The_Admiral5
    @The_Admiral5 4 роки тому +41

    1:24 *DEW IT!*

  • @dodoschipper6635
    @dodoschipper6635 4 роки тому +106

    1:24
    Palpatine: good good

  • @easyread-real
    @easyread-real Рік тому +2

    That fucking voice kills me. This is way funnier than I thought it'd be.

  • @hurnt1494
    @hurnt1494 4 роки тому +19

    I like how he has scars around his mouth, like some tried to sew his mouth shut.

  • @sambridgers9543
    @sambridgers9543 3 роки тому +33

    Casuals: "ThE jEdI cOnSuLaR iS tOo BoRiNg"
    Me, a person of culture: No, you're just picking the wrong dialog options.

  • @emilianthered2160
    @emilianthered2160 4 роки тому +37

    2:08 *Eggman's announcement flashbacks*

  • @jacknightingale9148
    @jacknightingale9148 4 роки тому +24

    Finally, the archives are complete

  • @frankiesanchez2319
    @frankiesanchez2319 Рік тому +3

    don't pat yourself on the back, all you did was ask me for help.... and I died lol

  • @lawfulpotato
    @lawfulpotato Рік тому +4

    "If you love the force so much, prepare to become one with it"
    Surprisingly raw line

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 3 роки тому +11

    We'll be alright as long as we stick together. *2 seconds later* every man for themselves!
    My hero

  • @kaizoHime
    @kaizoHime 4 роки тому +56

    2:38 omg I'm so dead !! Can't stop laughing !!!!

  • @Obi-Juan06
    @Obi-Juan06 2 роки тому +7

    "what's he gonna do turn the force to the dark side" I love that line

  • @East_Coast_Toasty_Boy
    @East_Coast_Toasty_Boy 2 роки тому +3

    0:34 YYOOOO... That's the best one out of ALL the classes, republic AND empire. That's a fire-ass threat to drop on an enemy.

  • @Mabra51
    @Mabra51 3 роки тому +16

    0:57 You're not part of the Star Wars franchise if you don't have this line at least once.

  • @incitossol
    @incitossol 4 роки тому +21

    I see Qyzen found the good spice at the end.

  • @wheelO-fortune
    @wheelO-fortune 4 роки тому +32

    I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.

  • @davido.1233
    @davido.1233 3 роки тому +7

    When they say that the Consular is devoid of emotion, I will point to this video!

  • @TheDAWinz
    @TheDAWinz 4 роки тому +33

    I played full darkside and it was almost as hilarious as full dark side jedi knight

  • @huntress380
    @huntress380 2 роки тому +8

    "That's amazing! What did you see?"
    "Just some sand people"
    Nolan North was amazing in this role, as was whoever voiced the female Consular

    • @coffeekat5066
      @coffeekat5066 Рік тому +7

      Right, I don't get all the people saying the Jedi Consular story has no humor.
      It's there, it's just drier than Tattooine.

    • @huntress380
      @huntress380 Рік тому +5

      ​@@coffeekat5066 People are always surprised when I say this, but I much prefer the dry, sarcastic, and sassy af humor of Consular over Smuggler's silly comedy.

    • @coffeekat5066
      @coffeekat5066 Рік тому +2

      @@huntress380 Honestly same, I mean maybe it's in part due to being British haha but dry humor just apparently makes my brain light up.
      I always get funny looks when I bring up the sense of humour as one of the better Jedi traits though, some people don't get it I guess.

  • @morgrimwest7622
    @morgrimwest7622 3 роки тому +5

    “You are blind by the light side”
    -Sith Lord to Miraluka

  • @spartanhuntergaming
    @spartanhuntergaming 4 роки тому +37

    I use that armour on my Jedi Knight it's got such a peacekeeper aesthetic to it

  • @tucan6376
    @tucan6376 4 роки тому +65

    Jedi Knight: Takes entire story to advance in the ranks of the Jedi, finally gets granted the rank of Master after saving the Galaxy multiple times
    Jedi Consular: haha act 1 go brrrr

    • @Tall-Hobbit
      @Tall-Hobbit 3 роки тому +1

      it’s act 2 though you get barsenthor then master and the mender of the rift

    • @TheGeoCheese
      @TheGeoCheese 3 роки тому

      @@Tall-Hobbit doesn’t matter still takes forever just to called a Jedi master assuming your alignment is light and not dark. Otherwise you spent an entire story becoming a general of the Republic which probably is an improvement over becoming a Jedi master of hypocrites.

    • @Tall-Hobbit
      @Tall-Hobbit 3 роки тому

      @@TheGeoCheese how does it take forever if you are instantly as skilled/ expirienced as yoda?

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz 3 роки тому +2

      @@Tall-Hobbit The point he's trying to make is JK doesn't get mastered until act 3 and if they're light side. JC gets it handed to them no matter what early on.

    • @Tall-Hobbit
      @Tall-Hobbit 3 роки тому

      @@StealthTheFoxz yes i just noticed that he meant the title specifically. tbh the consular story is way too flawed anyway, playing dark side literally gives you multiple personality disorder. Alignement is cosmetic in 90% of the game though, the only times it actively gets checked is sith inquisitor ending, jedi knight ending and when you aquire jaesa on sith warrior. Even then only the jedi knight loses a title. At least these are the only instances I know of, having played all 8 classes.

  • @milkcurator3127
    @milkcurator3127 Рік тому +2

    4:56 this has me convinced that Nolan North would’ve made a phenomenal inquisitor

  • @fastboy5557
    @fastboy5557 3 роки тому +3

    I love that you only see his lips and scars and it makes the voice fit so well. The sarcasm is the best

  • @introvertedspider4857
    @introvertedspider4857 2 роки тому +4

    "Sure want me to take down the whole empire while Im at it" - bro made me spit out my water 🤣

  • @OrifielM
    @OrifielM 2 роки тому +3

    5:49 "Look at you. I'm surprised a Master would let you wipe your own--"
    LOL

  • @mauricioaguilar7227
    @mauricioaguilar7227 4 роки тому +7

    Finally! Mordex is back and with another comedy masterpiece.
    Maybe some day we can finish the series but this is more than enough for me. health!

  • @jacobkreifels7690
    @jacobkreifels7690 3 роки тому +5

    The JC male voice makes all of these 10x funnier

  • @iridadene4344
    @iridadene4344 3 роки тому +3

    all these lines like 'im going to enjoy watching you burn' with complete seriousness is hillarious when your character is blind.

  • @xnxGrinder
    @xnxGrinder 4 роки тому +3

    Recently started playing and naturally your videos started popping up in my feed. Holy shit man, its pure gold! Keep up the good work.

  • @luluk7634
    @luluk7634 4 роки тому +5

    This makes me replay consular story again

  • @CedricCaffa
    @CedricCaffa 4 роки тому +13

    What’s next? A second part for every class story or the post class stories?

    • @MordenWex
      @MordenWex  4 роки тому +8

      I'm definitely finishing seconds parts for the remaining classes. Not sure how the expansions' stuff will fit in - there's a lot of content there

  • @iamjags8592
    @iamjags8592 3 роки тому +5

    2:37 was the best part of this whole video
    5:31 is the most random

  • @Straswa
    @Straswa 4 роки тому +8

    LOL Great vid! I love your line vids.

    • @MordenWex
      @MordenWex  4 роки тому +4

      Thanks, straswa. You've been around a long time!

  • @magdahmhara
    @magdahmhara 8 місяців тому +1

    Ok, now I need to play darkside consular, lol.

  • @TheGeoCheese
    @TheGeoCheese 3 роки тому +1

    JC goes to Voss wanting to leave with an army of Voss mystics.
    Republic diplomat: 😲

  • @Magician12345
    @Magician12345 3 роки тому +3

    so basically the differences between a jedi and sith is jedi is serving the republic and after doing something messed up always says something about lamenting how messed up that was before moving on.

  • @Lamb_4
    @Lamb_4 4 роки тому +1

    Yes! I've been waiting a long time for this video! It's finally here!

  • @JonRileyC
    @JonRileyC 4 роки тому +2

    (finally posts the consular video] me: *happy noises*

  • @peefmcgoose2908
    @peefmcgoose2908 3 роки тому +1

    Imma be honest, I catch myself saying "YOUR MERE PRESENCE OFFENDS ME. LEAVE." at least twice a day

  • @Rhino-Prime
    @Rhino-Prime 3 роки тому +6

    2:38 if he did anakin would've stayed a jedi

  • @SilcronKaytor
    @SilcronKaytor 3 роки тому +2

    Oh, that Anakin bit got me so hard

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 4 роки тому +2

    That airlock bit frigging sent me

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 3 роки тому +1

    All Padawans must first learn humidity. So find a mop and bucket and start with the cargo hold.

  • @GioTheVax
    @GioTheVax 2 роки тому

    "Amazing! What did you see?"
    Miraluka: ...

  • @aaron75fy
    @aaron75fy 3 роки тому +2

    "throwing people to their death is barbaric" *proceed to throw people to their death*

  • @XyloxBrave
    @XyloxBrave 3 роки тому +2

    So, we're basically Clone Wars Obi-Wan. HELL YES!!

  • @OmegaChance27
    @OmegaChance27 4 роки тому +2

    I'd love to see best of lines from the expansions.

  • @Spartan3D213
    @Spartan3D213 2 роки тому +1

    Find it funny this is the voice of desmond miles and you can play the jedi version of an assasin (shadows).

  • @stormsurge2103
    @stormsurge2103 4 роки тому +4

    Anyone else realize that the "funny" mode consuler is basically Obi-wan Kenobi?

  • @matthewlunde5270
    @matthewlunde5270 2 роки тому

    "I have a bad feeling about this."
    Classic Star Wars run on joke.

  • @mischaprudon3316
    @mischaprudon3316 4 роки тому +19

    2:38 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Draguarys
    @Draguarys 4 роки тому +4

    I love your channel

  • @dar-nakkallig
    @dar-nakkallig 4 роки тому +1

    2:38 precisely, what else is he going to do? Fight the Sand...

  • @vincentp8603
    @vincentp8603 2 роки тому

    0:31 Get out of my face *now*
    really though, his sacrasm is hilarious

  • @mynameajeffblack8265
    @mynameajeffblack8265 3 роки тому

    This is the kind of video you send to whoever says story is boring

  • @SpiderJer04545
    @SpiderJer04545 3 роки тому +1

    Everyone: Consular sucks!
    This video:

  • @Ilposeidonll
    @Ilposeidonll 4 роки тому +10

    So are we now going to get KOTET and KOTFE sass blasting? :D

    • @MordenWex
      @MordenWex  4 роки тому +12

      Yuuup

    • @Ilposeidonll
      @Ilposeidonll 4 роки тому +6

      @@MordenWex Yeeeeeesss!~ The best kind of sass blasting. Muahahaha the death toll shall be high.

  • @eyeofthetyger8504
    @eyeofthetyger8504 3 роки тому +1

    Screw both sides, I'm going the way of the sarcasm side

  • @wobbegong4366
    @wobbegong4366 2 роки тому

    I like to rp my Jedi consular as someone who is so done with the order’s inability to do stuff, so he does what the Jedi should’ve done from the outset;
    Kick ass and take names.

  • @taylorshin
    @taylorshin 2 роки тому

    I think this is better than Sith Warrior Jerk video lol

  • @The.Ronin.Kuzuri
    @The.Ronin.Kuzuri 3 роки тому +2

    Of course it's Nolan 😂😂

  • @johnkhandjian3998
    @johnkhandjian3998 4 роки тому +6

    Is that Nolan North?

  • @baileighreed-grimmett4048
    @baileighreed-grimmett4048 2 роки тому

    Mad sarcastic Hawke vibes 🤣

  • @vincentp8603
    @vincentp8603 2 роки тому

    his sarcasm is hilarious
    1:24 is hilarious
    hope its a wonderful wedding, and you have lots of holo-children
    Do you know the temperature out there?
    I have frostbite on my- well, in places you dont wanna get frostbite

  • @andredesouzadovale1426
    @andredesouzadovale1426 2 роки тому

    Dark side jedi consular has Qui-Gon vibes

  • @mehtheorc
    @mehtheorc 4 роки тому +1

    I've been playing my consular as a total dick. What a great time 😆