EXPLOSIVE Fart During Church
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- Опубліковано 19 гру 2022
- Beware of bluetooth speakers. #shorts #fart
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He'd held that in for 40 days and 40 nights
is that how the name " Fortnite " came to be?
@@Roo12368 A fortnight is 2 weeks
Edit: The number of people losing their minds over me giving the definition of a fortnight is hilarious
How you so sure that was a "he" 🫤🫨
@@toriwheeler3519 Clearly you don't own a Grandpa
@@sniclops15 no its not it's a video game
Man literally took a holy shit😭
Bruh
bro activated the second coming
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's blasphemy, retire those words before u regret.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
that lady is singing her soul out meanwhile this dude shits his soul out
Bro you made me laugh out loud
Fr
Hes fighting demons
Thats the holy spirit leaving his body lol
and that fart made me laugh my soul out
“Forgive me father, for i have shat.”
"Thy shart shall be forgiven, my son. But shart again and Moses shall split something else but the ocean."
@@iizvullokAAAyyyyOOOOO
@@iizvullokunless thy shart for the praise of the most high thy shall not shart in vain
@@getro118Amen
*@@Mr.DonutMaster*sharts again* father I have accidentally shitith thy pantith please forgive me
A deaf person letting out a fart without knowing it makes a noise:
ROTF my soul left my body reading this 🤣🤣🤣
They can feel it
That’s why God made farts stink so deaf people can enjoy them to.
1k liked
Actually Grandma forgot to charge her hearing aids overnight so yeah, she's thinking it was SBD
😂😂
That wasnt a fart, thats an exorcism
Assorcism.
@@signality 🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sounds like an AC-130
AHAHAHAHA OMG I'M DYING
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Granny has been holding it since 190 BC 💀
stolen conment
Bruh was holding it since Jesus was born
Bro was holding that when adam and eve got married
Holding that since WW1
Holding that since WW1
Psalm 100: “Make a joyful noise unto the Lord.”
Was that noise joyful enough lol 😂
AHAHAHAHAHAHha
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Don't play with the word of God!
@@AdryanBRawl. Because before you know it, you end up like op, crapping for Jesus.
Bro split his cheeks like the Red Sea.
Oh shit too damn funny and also oh shit I’m like number 69
i laugh at this good shit
LMAO
“God opens the sea with the blast of his nostrils”.
Best bro comment I’ve ever hewrd
“Cleanse yourself of your sins”
💀💀💀
Let's just pray for that person's soul because the body is ruined.😂
If you say so
He ain't the only thing that's gonna need to be cleaned of his sins after that one
Gonna have to cleanse his underwear too
Even Satan himself said holy shit
"Hey Bob, you gotta come to church and hear this lady sing, you'll shit yourself."
LMAOO
LANGUAGE!!!
@@Nikki-eq4dkstfu the guy fucking shit his organs out and I’m laughing my fucking ass off because these comments bro
@@Nikki-eq4dkain’t no way
@@Nikki-eq4dknot everyone is 7 years old
Guy farted in the confession box. The priest is in intensive care
BIOHAZARD! BIOHAZARD!
_I'm_ going to need intensive care if I don't stop laughing! 😂❤
💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO!! Best comment ever...I'm dying over here.
😂😂😂😂
Bro hosted the last supper at Taco Bell
Bruh im dead
I'm done my god thats too funny
Pffffft hhahahaha
XD 💀💀💀
@@MrBrauza oi!
Bro broke the second sound barrier 💀
🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑
"The trumpet shall sound....
And the dead shall be raised incorruptible!"
with that sound she made for sure
"He who farts in church sits in his own pew"
In more ways than one 😂
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😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
🤴
Phone $200, Taco Bell $9.87, Reverb PRICELESS!
😂😂😂😂😂
@@bad66chevellesit’s a joke
Smart phones cost about a grand. They have just become so common that they have lost their novelty as a "luxury".
@@sonicmastersword8080Android phones are cheaper than iPhones.
@@sonicmastersword8080with that quality video, I'd say the $200 sounds about right
I remember when I was 8 years old and my sister was 5 years old we got in trouble in church and my parents had to take us outside the church quickly. This lady with a HUGE flowered hat cut a HUGE fart when we were kneeling.
My sister started laughing hysterically which in turn made me crack up - we were really loud and just couldn't stop laughing. The minister had to concentrate very hard, we saw how he was trying not to laugh too! My parents slaughtered us but we didn't care. We couldn't stop laughing! You know how silly young kids can be!
The sound itself gives it away...🧀🍖🌯💨🧦
Can I use this as a reference to not fart 💨
Tremendous story. That’s the best as a kid, trying not to laugh in church .
Those incidents are hysterical as children a d only amplified if it's an occassion that's serious, quiet or sombre. Your parents shouldn't have told you both off as if you caused physical harm to anyone. A stern, but understanding word would do and most parents who aren't uptight would be suppressing the giggles too. Your story had me hollering.
Epic
When the devil runs out of tricks, he improvises.
I'm a retired minister. One Sunday morning just as I was opening my sermon, a teenager on the front row farted! I literally had to use all of my strength to suppress losing control and laughing uncontrollably!
Well they don't call it a pew for nothing . I did the same thing in church one morning 1970 era
Priest said let us pray .I sneezed
And let the stinker out it echoed
I got sprayed with Lysol and hit with a
Yard stick , the catholic nuns did not
Have a sense of humor .
@@patrickcoughlin-qj9ukI can beat this one I'm a 1st generation kid after my faimly abandoned the catholic church and I only knew metal folding chairs and plain solid wooden benches in baptist churches so one day we had to attend a catholic event and my leg hit the kneeling bench leg and I was pissed as it fell out of place and it hit me I blurted out "you guys actually have a foot stool?? Where's the TV and Sunday morning TV line up"???💀 and then proceeded to see the statues everywhere and say hay what if the guy in far back corner is more important than the other one halfway up the isle? Apparently I had hateful looks at my verbal observations and never set foot in there again 😂
Amén 🙏👋😂👍
God made farts why not laugh
The power of Christ must have compelled his bowels.
The Last Trumpet of the Apocalypse 💀
😂
If that is the Last Trumpet, God has a huuuge sense of humor. ) Lol
If only that was the horn to rapture the church. ) Lol
No that was the 6th Trump😮
Holy shit that's funny AF!!!🤣🤣🤣
I’d be so mad if that was the last thing I heard before the earth split open and hell came out 😂
I think he accidentally opened the seventh seal and combined all the trumpets into one
Seventh seal 💀
well my pastor was always saying Gabriel's trumpet would sound any day now
I had no idea NASA was testing new rocket engines in church.
They weren't...fktard!
I laughed so hard i started coughing
🤣🤣🤣💀
Real unfunny
@@rudolfsgillsyour toxic
Bro farted out the Holy Spirit 😭
I’m dead 😂
That poor church probably smelled that for the next 40 days and 40 nights 💀
No air freshener will remedy
@@jacobrodriguez7365💀💀💀
The lady next to him is still in the hospital.
that lady singing never sang again
I choked 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Lmfao
Bro blew the trumpet of gabriel
😂😂😂 oh snap
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jericho more like!
Underrated comment.
Tremendous
This man farted the new 10 Commandments.
The vocalist has a beautiful voice 🥰
All comedy aside she really does.
yeah so does that fart
@@91souls Yeah
@@91souls😂🎉
Me, sing-songing:" Not anymo-ore..."😂🎉
that fart would've torn down the walls of jericho
That fart alone is probably enough to take the Holy Land in a few hours.
Yup he tooted that... trumpet
😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
Making this comment on 10/9/2023: If he was in Israel he could have torn the living heck out of Hamas!
@@Gozoman24my advice when telling a joke,: stop being formal
No cough would cover that one 😂
😅😅
Imagine they coughed right after the fart 💀💀💀
Well someone opened heavens gates 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m such a child!!! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Was it Mianus or Uranus?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gods not even angry, he’s just holding in a laugh.
Dude confessed his deepest darkest sins.
Zoomer cringe
Deepest darkest undershorts now!
@@remix4098 What?
"I confess to these sins" *BFIWKCMRKSKCKRKSKVKRKSLVKRLAKVNRKALCKRKE*
DARKEST
He cast the demons out.
And the angels 😭😭
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@@Call_Me_Max369💀😭😭
He made a joyful noise to the Lord, but can't say the same for the smell😂💨💨☠️
@@Timbothruster-fh3cw😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Random guy: did you pray today?
The guy: No, but you will
Bro just took a holy shit to another level💀
OUR NEW HOLY SHIT!!! 💀
He made a burnt offering.
OMG 😳 😂😂😂😂
like Prometheus’ people.
You have just made THE best comment ever.
He has been holding that in since 200 BC
Bro all heel nahhhhhh
woww try hard on your joke 🤭
@@canttouchme2036 totally didnt steal that joke from somewhere else!
Grandpa been holding it for a while ☠️
Very unfunny comment zoomer
Bro carried that for 9 months💀
Bro held that in since WW2 💀💀💀
That bass drop in the gospel song was nothing short of godly.
Yeah ! I think it's genius , however I feel that the timing was way off .
LMAOOOOOO
Meemaw had to fart
I first saw this on TikTok and I couldn’t stop laughing. Bet that person’s pants caught on fire lol
Mee too
Yee
Yeah bro🤣🤣🤣
Same
That literally made me cried in laughter
That fart sounded like a spitfire
Rolls Royce Engine
More like a Warthog plane.😂
Backfiring in the Albert Hall
Not only is this fart loud but those hard ass seats amplify the sound😭. I swear making them 10x more louder
Spoilers: you can’t read the comments here without laughing harder.
Nope.😂😂😂
I didn't take your comment seriously but now my eyes look like I've been crying for days
FACTS
A lot of Parishioners had to smell it ! And then they laughed harder ! 😂
Me rn, I'm actually crying and my lungs sting from laughing 💀
This guy blew all the candles out and made the holy water ripple.
LMFAO
holy "WATER" became "HOLY SHIT"!
That’s to funny
This is so underated lmao
Surprised that church is still standin' 😂
"Honey, I just did a silent fart. What should I do now?"
"Well, I'd change the batteries in your hearing aids for starters..."
🤣😂🥰
Honestly, one of the world’s greatest moments caught on camera.
I can imagine the person getting a cold sweat from holding it in while wiping his face with a handkerchief and saying "forgive me father for what I am about to do". 😂😂
LMAOO
Dude 🤣🤣
Free at last ,free at last😂😂😂😂😂
holy shit im dying
Lord have mercy!
Someone call an exorcist. I could even smell that over the internet 😂
I don't know if I need a shower or an exorcist 🤣🤣
I think the sermon moved him right to the bathroom poor guy gave birth to the universe in his pants 😭 😂
Radiation:60%
Air:60%
Smell:500%
The acoustics in that Church are amazing
A joy to the ears.
Just imagine what a choir of farts would sound like lol
Y'all got me 💀💨
it's also the wooden benches that do it. I farted once in a church at my grandmother's funeral when I was young. had no idea it was going to be so loud
@slimpickins2371 I was in a booth on Pizza Hut once, and someone in the next booth kept farting. It was like being on one of those vibrating massage seats.
bro had that fart marinating on low heat for maybe 4 business days.
4 buisness days more like 4 bustness 😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉
When I get sad, I always come here to watch this video lmao
That granny let out the holy spirit 💀
The heavens have been ripped open.
Kimura💪🏻💪🏻🥋
either that or his pants lol
@@EphemeralProductions his cheeks went like:👈 👉
@@Jojoblazed3636 😂😂
😂 I know what you mean I'm a kidney dialysis patient myself stage end 5 four-and-a-half.
I'm at dialysis and my nurse ran over cause I was crying from laughing she thought something was horribly wrong.
Hope you’re doing alright man
😊
lmao!!! hahahahaha
My mom dose dialysis but one time we went to dalis I kept saying dialysis
Yo bro you still alive?
That had some liquidity for sure
You'd have to be a good 10-20 feet away to avoid any splashback.
@@frug5629that can easily be taken out of context
When you try to let out a silent fart in class:
I guarantee you someone in that church said “Amen!!!”
Before passing out.... 😷
😅😅😅😅😅
Or “bless his heart “
LMAO! I would of! 😂
There were definitely signs of the cross happening everywhere. Gives a whole new meaning to ''pews''.
Forgive me father. For I have shit.
Lmao
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😂
😂😂😂😂
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Bros been holding that in since the Battle of Jericho.
Bro held that fart since Christmas 💀
dude was summoning the devil
LOL BRUH
@@hmmm_idk45 I love your pfp 😂
the farting devil
FAX
straight outta his bunghole
Ladies in church: “OMG GROSS! Go to the bathroom!”
You: “I just did.”
BRUH
Why ladies??
I didn’t hear any ladies saying that
I wish the ladies had said that
They were laughting AF 🤣
That's gunna itch when it dries.
Jesus was right all along
"Forgive them father, for they do not know what they are doing" 💀💀💀
The churches decision to go with the probiotic communion wafers is now under review!😂🙏
bro just baptized the whole church in a single fart
😂😂😂😂
Bro give me chills of these comments my stomach cant hold anymore😂😂😂
More like fartized. 😂
*braptised
@@mikeoxmall69420*craptized
That absolute devastation must've registered on the Richter Scale
Sis held that one in since the last supper
Even deaf people can feel the vibrations 😂😂😂
My God, between the video and the comments , I was laughing so hard I had tears.
Me too. I even threw up laughing.
Me too, I had to mute the video to read the comments
@@condorc72 I think it looped about 50 times for me whilst reading
@@mcw8900yeah me too 😂
Watched at 1:45am, I had to hold in a laugh otherwise I would wake everyone up. I was also in tears struggling to contain laughter.
This might’ve launched the person to space 💀💀
"The fart of 87" 😭
I love the fact that you can hear people laughing
i could only hear just the dude that was holding the camera. LOL you're saying there were others?
@@EphemeralProductions listen to the background
I think the music stops too lmao
Everything was edited
@@Avgeek-bj4xhI mean, what did you expect😭
I've had that pain. Dude was sitting there going through the most painful thing he's ever felt till he couldn't take it anymore. Definitely changed churches afterwards. Probably denomination too
definitely changed his pants too
bro held that like the ark of the covenant
Bro has been holding that in since the resurrection
Reading these comments simultaneously while hearing the clip playing while ALSO simultaneously being on the toilet at the same time is probably one of the best experiences I've ever had.
true story
What a time to be alive!
boy, it doesn't take much to excite you, does it
Relief is blessed.
I'm doing the same, except I'm sitting in the kitchen!
Bro was holding that in since the last supper _💀_
Whys your skull emoji got swag? 💀
Lol, it do be like that, I just typed (_ 💀 _) without the spaces between the emoji
@@jaysti_d2556hol up lemme see if that works (_💀_)
Edit: it didn't work
Bro typed an emoji in italic
Matthew 3:16 “for he who let Chernobyl out of his bare bottom, shall learn the punishment of brown underwear”
dude going through this comment section while the video loops has got me in stitches
Well this is a new definition of "make a joyful noise to praise me"
It made me laugh,so I guess that’s joyful 😅
He ascended into Taco Bell and is seated at the right hand of the bathroom
😂
Love that comment!
That fart is a sin 💀
"Sometimes a fart may be a shart" - a wise man
Y'all in these comments are natural born comedians!
Yeah nonstop rapid fire 😂😂😂
Yeah it was finished best offering to God
Aw tysm
@@user-pj1lo1ry2kjust like the dudes ass
Thank you! Thank you! Watching good sitcoms and skit comedies on Comedy Central really paid off!
The way it echoed 😂
IKR
Wuhahahahahahahaaaaa!🤣🤣🤣
Bro summoned the Holy Ghost.
That shit hit harder than the rock that kiled Goliath
Dude there’s absolutely no way that could happen on accident I guarantee he was trying 😭
😂
i dunno there are times when your gut is just filled(depends on what did you eat or if you are stressed or have some kind of intolerance)
especially if you have to hold it in for a long time.
It is torture
Never underestimate the power of old men
Bet he tried to sneak it and it decided to just explode at once
Hell yeah don’t you see the subtle twitches just before he lets loose lol
he made a stained ass window.
I’ve watched this like 6 times and I can’t stop laughing 😂
That was the great walls of Jericho falling ❤