My mom: *Enters my bedroom asking wtf im watching.* Me: "just gaming." Mom: *looks over my shoulder* Eddie: "NO NO DO NOT STARE THIS IS MY NO NO PEAR!" Mom: "You're a dissapointment" Me: i know, i know
have you seen ducks fly in 10km...coz in my village, ive seen ducks fly so far like they fly from my house until they landed on my neighbors house and my neighbors house is like 5 houses far from ours🤣🤣
“Give us the bread, or we shall feast upon your flesh.” The Ducks said in a single voice, beginning to nibble at Josh’s skin, slowly making a deep incision in his foot.
Funny story, When I was 3 I went to a lake and my dumbass thought one of the ducks was cute so I went up to it and went to go touch it’s beak then the duck bit my finger I didn’t know what to do so I started to scream it scared the duck and ever since I’ve loved ducks because they almost tore my finger off
9:12, no joke i laughed so hard at the aunt Becky thing i almost chocked on the piece of candy i was eating. I wonder if anyone has ever told Eddie he was cat calling a male duck?
4:18 the way that goose is looking at you Mully made me laugh so hard. It looks like its in love with you while Josh is having a super sad moment, best part of the entire video!
Eddie:this is my no no pear Juicy: *breaks in with a full swat team and prosecutes Eddie in the supreme meme court to the ultra instinct shaggy execution*
This brought the apocolypse to a whole new level.
POOTIS BIRD!
Jaden Yu Ha I said it first BOOMER
I can’t believe he said geese don’t fly
*I agree*
THE DUCKOCOLYPSE
When Eddie started hitting the ducks it looked like he was poking gently and not trying to save mully.
he was hitting on a guy duck lol
🍪
Yes
Man I wish I was that duck
Everyone: im so sad in quarantine :(
Mully: say no more
Nooodle Man true
Mully: getting ready to kill all of the ducks.
5:36 "Yo, you better yeet that wheat, son!"
Best line I've heard all day.
Hi
@@Camabama2 Hi
Josh while petting a goose: "I love you duck"
well this is why they’re youtubers and not animal experts
but ngl I can tell the difference
🤣🤣
Following with a slap in the head
mic wezzy lmao
If he said goose it would chase him
Dad: what are you watching
Me: a toothbrush shouting at ducks
Dad: well we failed
Me and ma mom cus i dont gatta dad😂
get the shotgun
I had a bird once
Mission failed succesfully
@@Moonchild-wd9oe Ok but should I care? Cuz i dont
“Do you know what we call it in Spanish?”
“What?”
“brrrRrrRrrRrRrRrRead”
LOL nice meme
Wrong, the best meme
B B its Pan not bread U-U
@@Prinssmlv yeah le decimos pan si le decis bread tenes problemitas
XD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eddie was with a boy duck the girls don’t have green feathers.
You are the smartest of them all teach me how to be smart like you cause i’m stupiod
DANG, you smart
How genius!
Look at 1:46 there is girls at the back
Certification that Eddie is gay
7:43
Eddie:
"You know what we call bread in Spanish?"
Mully:
"No. What?"
"Brrread!"
BrRrRrRrReddddd*
*Daily Spanish lesson:* Bread in Spanish actually called a _"pan"_
@@GGolden2500 Eres español?
Eddie: **whistles**
*everybody liked that*
*The Universe liked that*
i like it
you can't argue with his assessments
Your mum liked it
Eddie: **whistles** wow I really liked that!
When Eddie started hitting on the male ducks saying mami..
That's a guy dawg ain't no mami
Ay papi *whistle*
ikr i was confused ngl
that's how you know they dropped out
IKR I was waiting for them to roast him lmao
I was just about comment if anyone was gonna comment that Eddie was hitting on a male duck 😂
0:07 is me when I see any birb
“*i’M scARed Of DUckS*”
"I am a big wussy, i see birb, i scream"
Honestly dude my little brother is not of ducks even tho he is 3 😂
Nobody:
Juicy: no-no square
Eddie: no-no pear
The Aflac Duck u forgot the no no zone.
Where's the no-no snow?
Yes yes we want them pear,
Gimme that yummy pear.
Ducks am I right
U joined yt 4 week ago... this update
"This is my, no-no pear."
*happy juicy noises in the distance*
Probs shouting “CONTENT”
No no square
Now we need a remix of it!
c o n t e n t a t I t s f i n e s t
that wasn't juicy, that was josh, but they do sound the same tbh
When Josh and Eddie were fighting, Mully was just staring at them like: *"What have I gotten myself into? What did I do to deserve this?"*
Let’s take a moment to realize Eddie was screwing the male duck 😂😂
@William Highlander
LMFAO CAN I GET THE TIME STAMP??
9:33
@ThunderClan Cat
THANKS OMG
William Highlander TRUE XD
Pppp
Mully: Australian
Eddie: Mexican
Ducks: Ducks
Hotel: Trivago
💯 th like am lucky 🍀
Josh : white boy
Meme: Dead
Hello there: General Kenobi
Sandra Lopez ahh the negotiator
Ducks: *sees bread*
Ducks: “it’s free real estate”
Other ducks: *click* _noice_
prty sure its real food rather then real estate
Hayro The Guy jokes
Jay noice
Jaden Soto ye
My mom: *Enters my bedroom asking wtf im watching.*
Me: "just gaming."
Mom: *looks over my shoulder*
Eddie: "NO NO DO NOT STARE THIS IS MY NO NO PEAR!"
Mom: "You're a dissapointment"
Me: i know, i know
To ur a proud chikin
Don't look don't stare*
That would be my dad tho-
That’s why I have a loft bed
R/totallyhappened
Next thing you know your adopted
A moment of silence for Josh's sandwich who never got made... :(
i love this group so much. this is all i've been watching during quarantine! keep it up guys
Haha same
Me too
Same
pixii dusts same this is pretty much UA-cam entertainment at its finest
Same as well
9:53 eddy was saying that to a male duck!😄
Yeah, and they were calling the geese ducks too.
Hometownboy653 its spelled eddie =w=“
Ikr 🤣🤣🤣
@@alixx_0980 Ah, yes my apologizes uwu
Did anybody notice that he just jumps off
Me: What’s your favorite horror movie?
Mully: It’s about flying animals...
Me: The Birds? Yeah that’s pretty scar-
Mully: No, no, no...
*The Ducks.*
LOL XD
I have a fear of birds and my mom said she had a good movie to watch and she put on the birds
Chicken run but mully's the chicken
What’s the game of this?
9:29 does Eddie know ducks with green heads are male 😂, I’ve been laughing so hard
I didnt know green headed ducks are male
@@Koolme then you are stupid, just like Eddie... go back to kindergarden
I first read it "green hands" like ducks have hands?
@@beepboop8813LMAO
🐼 panda aproves the best comemnt!
Me: wants to put his merch on summer
Mully: *H O O D I E*
*mully
what
It's winter in Australia
Nobody:
Me watching a Mexican chicken argue with another one over a pear:
125th like =w=
U are meen
@@doodoobrain6827 how and its spelled mean not meen
🤣🤣🤣
how is rhis 4hours ago
Mully: ducks don't fly idiot !
Me: they do...
I was looking for this comment
Ikr lol
have you seen ducks fly in 10km...coz in my village, ive seen ducks fly so far like they fly from my house until they landed on my neighbors house and my neighbors house is like 5 houses far from ours🤣🤣
That was josh
Panda aproves!
josh : okay so the first thing you wanna do is-
*2 seconds later*
*slaps ducks repeatedly with bread*
I just wanna remind u got over 100 likes lol
YO MY HOMIES THE F*CK HAPPENED 😳
The ducks want a piece of mully don’t be surprised
Arrrrmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy
Hezekiah Jadon ✋😌 don’t let me fan girl 😩
What?
RandomCatto yeah the ducks wanted sum ass ya know
-You know what we call that in Spanish
-Eddie: BRRRRRRRead
7:48
Im dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ibrahim ayad pan
No one’s asking for the real meaning of bread are they Chloe
@@lolwhat5622 if you don't wanna see it then don't comment and go
“No no, don’t look don’t stare,this is, my no no pear”
Eddie(2020)
What happened to Juicy?
he died from being touched in the no no square
I read that as it happened
@@aweirdnamesoicansearchiton5985 🤣🤣
Juicy was replaced
Me: Wants to see bonus memes
Mully: BUY MY MERCH
“No no don’t look, don’t stare. This is my no no pear.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
XDDDDDD
No no don't look don't try I'll shove this up your eye
Fat ducks they ate all the food they are fat now
And don't eat my bread
At this point, I'm just waiting to hear dolphin noises on everytime someone says "f&#$"
Mully: *is making a sandwich*
Ducks: *sees bread and goes after him*
Mully: *sees ducks and runs on a car* HELP ME PLEASE
Uhh Did You Hear The Aye Mami ITS STUCK IM MY FRICKN' HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@wilow_sot135 Oh dang, I feel bad for you
Cats World their geese nit ducks
What a beautiful mating call:
"AY MAMI *whistles*"
...👁👄👁
Ah yes, and if you look to the left you will see a rare horny Mexican, wait listen! You here that? That’s his mating call! How truly beautiful
“Starts hitting ducks with pears”
I could rewatch this 8 million times this one is so good
Imagine having a full on conversation with a duck 😂
I have pet ducks and I do everyday lmao. most the time I feel crazy but that's okay bc we dont talk abt that
@@lilbleachant6434 i meant to virtual ones 😂
Wait, isn't that normal?
Kaezzr I mean I have a full conversation with my dog sometimes 😂
lil bleach ant *i have never been so jealous of someone omg*
Josh: “I love you duckie”
Me: thAts A caNadIAn GoOsE
I was sayin the same thing
All they do is shit on beaches
I was about to commentthwt but then thought yeeeaaah someone already diiiiid.
Making thousands of Dollars By feeding Virtual ducks
So true
It’s a nice and wholesome job
That's my future goal.
I can’t do that because the ducks feed me
Lmao!!😂😂
Is someone gonna tell him that he was hugging a goose not a duck 😂
Mully: *sees ducks*
Also Mully: PANIK
Your humor sucks
Gavin Brown ....
PANIKKK
I’m sorry but this humor is cringe. HE SPELLS PANIK WRONG ON PURPOSE BUT THATS NOT FUNNY THIS IS CHILDS COMEDY
@Gavin Brown I’ll let u know when I find who asked
1980: imagine in the future how many things we will discover!!
2020: feeding ducks in VR
Pigimalerbs it’s not like we can go outside to feed them
So true
That is something
4:17 damn that goose be lookin' cute tho
“You better YEET that wheat son”-Joshdub 2020
the ducks: GIVE ME THE DAMN BREAD!!!!!!!
Ducks on qrack?
Jett Poetsch yes thank you
“Give us the bread, or we shall feast upon your flesh.” The Ducks said in a single voice, beginning to nibble at Josh’s skin, slowly making a deep incision in his foot.
r/cursedcomments
:P yeah, but who asked? Damn it you beat me to it
and this is why eddie is my favorite
“It’s like the government coming for my taxes” 😂😂😂😂
Mully: no this is my bread
All the geese and ducks: peace was never an option
No one:
Eddie: ey Mami *whistles* you ever had KFC, cause ima give you this kentucky fried c-
N o
Yeah it was a male duck to tho
Don’t judge their love
"You're about to catch these wings brah"
"You better yeet that wheat son"
Josh and Eddie fighting as chickens
I can't with these boys 😂
9:30
Who’s gonna tell him that the ducks with blue heads are males? 😳😬🤭
hmm
The Santana Family let him figure it out himself
Let him still think he got the girl😂
Knowing juicy he would of have the males a hand job
@@walkerolsen7036 that was eddie, not juicy
3:00 When he slaps that buck with the watermelon. BEST SOUND EVER.
yessssss
3:04
Also they're called ducks
When Eddie was singing the frito bandito song with a pear I lost it
6:02 there's a duck ccoming to them and be like "I ...should coming later "..
It’s like the government trying to take my taxes!
I’m glad I don’t have to deal with that...
*FBI OPEN UP*
Yet
2:39* mully's shadow makes me remember of siren head
Why did i thought that too...
@@thecoffeedrinker9820 idk
Same
Why does this remind me of that one scene from UP you know whenever they are sitting on the table in the dogs are stealing their food yah that
mully: *shows 3 mil hoodie*
my broke self: well f-
If you look at the website the price on the 3mil hoodie is $69 noice
I need 29 more dollars, and the hood8e looks lit AF
I only have $50 😔
Lol I have 0.0 cents
When u bring gum to school:
The ducks
4:18 omg That duck in the corner😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
fargotje luna HAHAHAHAHAHA
Are you talking about the goose?
He's depressed go help him out
Some ducks where fighting to at 4:18
"They tickle in a spicy way"
Me: Starts to cry from already laught so much
mully: I JUST WANNA MAKE A SANDWICH
Eddie: Catcalls the ducks away
9:31 he was whistling at a male duck 😂😂😂
Eddie's now confirmed bisexual
Mully: *gets bread*
*ducks Coming*
Mully: *scream for help*
Eddie: *ATTACK DUCKS*
that part is make me laugh
"Flap flap"
"Bring out them wings"
🤣
5:49
This part literaly reminds me of the time I saw two crows fighting to death in my front yard
Wich one won
I saw something at my yard he black and his body is big u now it?🤔
@@caskuitnl4569 Idk they ended up flying away and continuing their fight somewhere else
9:30 t-that’s a MALE duck.... Oof.
Jacob hu they were calling geese ducks as well
They put chemicals in the water, tO tUrn tHe fRiCkInG dUcKs gAy
Bro just punch the duh 🙄 oh yeah I forgot like he said it's a male OOF
Me: is 7 hours late to the video
Comments: full of sex bots
First I'm not a sex bot I am kinda horny but noo!!!
Second im worst then u ok i came here in 12hours ok sooo....
XD
@@joaniebello3445 wtffffffffff
@@joaniebello3445 hahahahahha
Ishaan Dhillon your weird
Hi
The dislikes are the mom's who are crying cause they failed there children
Tru
2:25 josh just smacks them with bread 😂
“Its like the government trying to get my taxes” 😂😂
Dame straight
"no no don't look don't stare this is my no no pear"
Lol
Lmao just imagine it said "no no dont look dont stare this is my no no square"
7:22
Did that duck make... dolphin noises?
Funny story,
When I was 3 I went to a lake and my dumbass thought one of the ducks was cute so I went up to it and went to go touch it’s beak then the duck bit my finger I didn’t know what to do so I started to scream it scared the duck and ever since I’ve loved ducks because they almost tore my finger off
Ducks. One of the many birds you wish didn't have teeth
Eddie's the end of the full range of
Nobody:
Eddie: Hugging a male duck (drake)
Me: he doesn’t even know the ones with green heads are males..
Who does?
I noticed that and that got me thinking for a bit
Mr. Fishy Plays a lot dumbass they’re called mallards 🦆
Mr. Fishy Plays me
Me tho XD I wal like 'oh yo he gay for that duck!🤣'
Mully: *posts*
Everyone: *goes straight to the comments*
STOP SAYING THAT, YOU SAY THAT ON EVERY UA-camRS VIDEOS
TOTALLY UNORIGINAL
I mean its true
Yeah
9:12, no joke i laughed so hard at the aunt Becky thing i almost chocked on the piece of candy i was eating.
I wonder if anyone has ever told Eddie he was cat calling a male duck?
4:18 the way that goose is looking at you Mully made me laugh so hard. It looks like its in love with you while Josh is having a super sad moment, best part of the entire video!
Tru
LOL
LMFAOO
vr kinda a lifehack to be outside in quarantine tho
This is by far the weirdest 10 minutes of my life
Josh telling a vr duck what they looking at and feeling it to shut up is the funniest thing ever
😂 Imagine having a conversation with a duck 🦆
what you have a problem with that
@@Justin-bn3ly ?
Imagine not
I do all the time 😂
They would just say bread
Josh: *smacks ducks*
People that are against animal abuse: HE. DID. THE CRIME.
“Lemme rustle them feathers” Eddie said that to a dude duck 🚫🧢
I'm crying at Eddie running at them, like you would not run up to a Canadian goose like that bro they'll fuck you up 😂😂
“What’s your favorite tv series”
Me: “josh dubs cooking adventure”
Let’s all just take a moment and realize Eddie was cat calling the male duck at the end
Girl: *brings sour patch kids to school*
Everyone in the hallway: 🦆
Umm Eddie that was a male duck you were “ feather ruffling” hahaha
Eddie:this is my no no pear
Juicy: *breaks in with a full swat team and prosecutes Eddie in the supreme meme court to the ultra instinct shaggy execution*
Yas
Recently bought ducks, this is painfully accurate when i walk in my backyard with a sammich.
If you read this: I hope your family is doing well.
Yeah they're doing well,my dad just woop my ass
Oof size large
Oof
Yup,eating my dinner around 22:24
Thank you! I hope the same for you. We can all get through this!! 💖
2:40
For a second i thought you were siren head 😂
He's a brush
His shadow kinda does look like Siren Head tho
@@Poetic_Raven thats what i meant
@@crackcyber7531
I knew dat
2:38 mully's laugh is so contagious LMAO!
It is tho
Mully: Posts
Everyone: *rushes to comments*
0:56 Eddie made a PEARody of "no no square."
I'm sorry, I had to!😆
No one
Eddie : Ey mami 😂😂😂