2:41 kung fu: the art of getting scared of something wriggling on your back and throwing it to the ground and crushing it. This is what Mark sees kung fu as
"Aww, I was almost in there! That's probably not a good thing to say..." *_- =Moments Earlier= -_* "OOOOooooHHHH! I'm a GHOOoooOOOst! Drop your PAAaaaAAANTS!"
Alien: *takes over person And walks into the next room* Adult Man child: Brenda! Is that You? Alien: Uhh.. yes! I am Brenda! Adult Man child: I love what you've done with you hair!!! Alien: Oh thank yo- *barfs acid* Man: Brenda! What the hell!? Alien: Oh. Sorry.. it's my acid reflux
Want to hear a joke? A man walks into a bar and there is a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. The man asks the bartender whats the deal with the meat and the bartender explains that if you jump and slap a piece of meat, you get to drink free for the night, but if you miss, the man must buy drinks for everyone in the bar. The man responds, "Nah, the steaks are too high." Whoever is reading, have a great day/night!
for some reason this is a comfort video for me??? like, if i'm having a shitty day, i'll watch this and it's okay??? and this is like, not a comforting game at all???
@@grrlstar100 alien hominid had alien hominid invasion Not a point and click alien shapeshifter thing flash game but still,very similar to the name of the game
ah yes, Mark underestimated the first human's self defense skills... truly, that man knew the highest quality techniques possible, he didn't even need to shout the ever common catchphrase of "OHGODWHATTHEFUCKGETITOFFOFMEOHGODWHATTHEFUCKISTHATTHINGSHITSHITSHIT!!" that usually accompanies the flaileythingey get off style, the most common style used by humans that don't like it when things crawl on them that are either slimy, gross, have many legs, or are just reaaaaallly weird/creepy looking.
That death scene for Dead Space was actually my very first death on my first walkthrough of the first Dead Space...yeah...I had nightmares of that for a while...
Isaac, the fact that you say it's about rape means you clearly don't comprehend the movie even if you've seen it. That's not what it's about, not even close.
I don't know why but every time I watch anything like this I always find myself eating. It doesn't ruin my appetite or anything though. I'll still eat throughout the video
The title is taken from a White Zombie album. The telekinesis sounds are taken from the Hypnotoad from Futurama and the music from the ending is taken from the legendary film Clockwork Orange.
Aliens: the jerks of the space kingdom Astronauts: The victims of the space kingdom Spaceships: The Riders of the space kingdom Planets: the orbiters of the space kingdom
Markiplier:This is the grossest intro I've ever done Me:But it's the best cause it made me laugh And I am in 2019 and last watched The Visitor in 2015-2016 and still remember the game
Omg how did I miss this video 2 years ago?! I loved when you played the visitor... I just looked up Suites N Nukes and they made like 4 or 5 other Astrocreep/astrocreep related games! You should play them all one day! I would Love Love Love to see that! 💕💕
Mark: alright now dig deep deep deep to the recesses of your mind Me: well ok if you insist........... AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! roommate: are you ok? Me: no no I'm not
2:40 You'd think if the corpse you were analyzing suddenly was not only unzipped from the bodybag (which could be explained away by suggesting someone else came in and unzipped it, then communicated it to him), but also had the face and visor busted open, that should be a major red flag to not just stand there like a dingdong.
All of these people were/are famous procrastinators. So go forth my friend and wait for the last second to do things, sometimes the best ideas are born from delaying the inevitable. Victor Hugo Saint Augustine Frank Lloyd Wright Margaret Atwood Samuel Taylor Coleridge Douglas Adams Bill Clinton Leonardo Da Vinci Hamlet. But seriously, I hope you started on your speech already and are ready to kill it when you are in front of everyone. Good Luck!!
"you ever have one of those days where everything goes wrong? well this ain't one of those days, that's my life" i had no idea that quote was from this video, and im happy i know now
“Every have one of those days where everything goes wrong? Well this ain’t one of those days, that’s my life”
-probably Mark’s most relatable quote
gago
2:41 kung fu: the art of getting scared of something wriggling on your back and throwing it to the ground and crushing it. This is what Mark sees kung fu as
Tbf, most of traditional kung fu is about as useful in an actual fight
Wait, thats not what kung fu is?
"Aww, I was almost in there! That's probably not a good thing to say..."
*_- =Moments Earlier= -_*
"OOOOooooHHHH! I'm a GHOOoooOOOst! Drop your PAAaaaAAANTS!"
Its*
Man: Drops pants
Mark: oh no ples put your pants back on
Man:why didn't you say to drop my pants
Mark: I did but I did not whant to see that
Mark said pencil
lol
@Colson Gregory why though
Mark: *goes in depth about the game*
The astronaut on the main menu: *”make the pain stoooooop!”*
Silber Kügel tbh from all the blood loss he’s probably dead
The parasite is inside
Yes, because he is totally alive.
I doubt he feels pain at this point
@@SlavtronU next
It appears the floofing of the hair did not offer the desired power
It is a sad day when the floofing fails us.
yea
Tru
+Bradley Bryan fuck you
well said...
Alien: *takes over person And walks into the next room*
Adult Man child: Brenda! Is that You?
Alien: Uhh.. yes! I am Brenda!
Adult Man child: I love what you've done with you hair!!!
Alien: Oh thank yo- *barfs acid*
Man: Brenda! What the hell!?
Alien: Oh. Sorry.. it's my acid reflux
I am friend Brenda.
I slapped my screen then he said fuckkityfuck
Lol
LOL
I honestly feel attacked
"You ever have one of those days where everything goes wrong? Well this ain't one of those days. That's my life"
This is my new favorite quote XD
He said that that the minute I saw your comment😂😂😂
“Ever have one of those days where everything goes wrong? This ain’t one of those days, that’s my life”
Mood
Love flash gmaes like these.
The Visitor was the best.
yeah the visitor was awesome
+Lauren Marshall miss me with that spam
*games
+Sithlordwcw ain't nothin' weird 'bout dat buddy
hey Currie ^-^
“Ooooh why is he dancing?” 6:56
I’m dying rn 😂 🤣
i love how in the intro how when mark's hair is giving him trouble he instantly changes his voice pitch from normal to high really really fast
This kinda reminds me of when dustin’s ‘pet’ escapes in Stranger things.
"Your goal is to evolve to a stage that allows you to create a nest and infest the entire space station."
Hmm...
Sounds...
Familiar
+Andrew Scott alien
Andrew Scott l will run from you and smash your fist against my face
I miss alien isolation
Prey also maybe
alien in a nutshell
I like the way mark says room, it's cool😊
its adorable X3
I know right! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
lol I say it similarly, its just like a local dialect thing
I know it sounds so-.....Normal.
RUM
Want to hear a joke?
A man walks into a bar and there is a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. The man asks the bartender whats the deal with the meat and the bartender explains that if you jump and slap a piece of meat, you get to drink free for the night, but if you miss, the man must buy drinks for everyone in the bar. The man responds, "Nah, the steaks are too high."
Whoever is reading, have a great day/night!
hahahaha
thankyou
heard it. still good. thanks. you too.
Hilarious and original
Thank you, and...
(Inhales deeply)
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
for some reason this is a comfort video for me??? like, if i'm having a shitty day, i'll watch this and it's okay??? and this is like, not a comforting game at all???
"You'll also remember a game by the na- _FUUUCK!!_"
"I'm so _pissed._ That's better. _That's_ what I wanted."
I miss long let's plays, a bit!
Anybody remember Jo Jo? Those were the days!
*Siiigh*
JO JO!!!
or the blacksmith. does anyone remember the blacksmith lol.
Well, there do need to be good longer games to play.
And he had just played a longer horror game.
Lmao good ol' Jo Jo
"UOOOOOOOOH! DROP YOUR PAAAAAANTS!!"-Makiplier, 2016
That is why kids you should always lock your bathroom doors because there are ghosts that wants to see you naked.
@@captainmarshy223 Rodney
0:28 Markiplier predicts the out come of Endgame
You ever have one of those days where everything goes wrong? Today's not one of those days, that's my life!
+catonpillow it was a quote from mark XD
+catonpillow You too
glad somebody is having a great day.
Same
It kinda worries me when he says things like that.. :D
Mark, there is a sequel to this on GameJolt called Astrocreep Invasion. You should play it!
The visitor had the visitor returns
Astrocreep had astrocreep invasion
@@grrlstar100 what's your point?
there's also a spinoff called aqua creep
@@grrlstar100 alien hominid had alien hominid invasion
Not a point and click alien shapeshifter thing flash game but still,very similar to the name of the game
@@adenisbored2498should markiplier play aqua creep
That moment when you hear A Clockwork Orange soundtrack at the end
5:44 bro new Astrocreep looks like a headcrab
ah yes, Mark underestimated the first human's self defense skills... truly, that man knew the highest quality techniques possible, he didn't even need to shout the ever common catchphrase of "OHGODWHATTHEFUCKGETITOFFOFMEOHGODWHATTHEFUCKISTHATTHINGSHITSHITSHIT!!" that usually accompanies the flaileythingey get off style, the most common style used by humans that don't like it when things crawl on them that are either slimy, gross, have many legs, or are just reaaaaallly weird/creepy looking.
LMFAO I CANT STOP LAUGHING! IM GOING TO GET CAUGHT WITH MY PHONE IN MY ROOM SHIZ! LOL XD
Markiplier - bringing you quality alien-butthole content like no other UA-camr out there.
???
@@jaharigentles2482butthole aliens thats what it is
12:06 music that opens the film A Clockwork Orange
3:49 I'm probably the only one who thought the way he said the word do sounded so cute 🖤
I love the clockwork orange music at the end.
That death scene for Dead Space was actually my very first death on my first walkthrough of the first Dead Space...yeah...I had nightmares of that for a while...
CLOCKWORK ORANGE MUSIC OMG YES 😍😍😍
+catonpillow ofcourse!!!
So glad I wan't the only one!
XD I DIED WHEN THAT HAPPEN
tf so? i still love the movie lol ive seen it so i know what it is about
Isaac, the fact that you say it's about rape means you clearly don't comprehend the movie even if you've seen it. That's not what it's about, not even close.
5:37 3 Words "Shit went down"
0:59 look at all the blood coming out of the body
Mmmmhhhhhh taste blood
Might be on her period
*Dr wondertainments bon bon creation intensifys*
@JONATHAN PIETRZYK no. It doesn't.
d4rs you can clearly see that just no it’s not even a she
Oh that's so co-oo-oo-oo-ol 💖
hmmm... your name... Mayu... hmmmmmm that reminds me of something XD
Mayunnaise
+Kata Csibi MAYUUU
My computer can't handle the rendering 🎶
ye it's cool!!!!
I don't know why but every time I watch anything like this I always find myself eating. It doesn't ruin my appetite or anything though. I'll still eat throughout the video
"Ahh I was almost in there!......and that's not a good thing too say".
-Markiplier 2016
Mark: you also remember a game by the n-FUUUUCK!!!
0:44
Well if a slug dropped on me while I was taking a shit, I'd get mad to.
Raging Brachydios Your name makes this comment 10x better
Another MH fan I see
Did I sense a partial Kubrick reference or was that just an oddly 2001 scenic view with music from a clockwork orange coincidence ? 😂
Ikr, I was thinking the same, but since I haven't seen 2001 it must be from the clockwork orange
Yeah it was pretty much both.
yep pretty much
After seeing this, now I will never... NEVER, forget to check if is something weird in the toilet before using it
OMG SAME IM SCARED TO TAKE A SHIT
Same I don’t want something up my butt hole
same I don’t want something up my butt hole
Wimpy baby
I got nightmares from "The visitor". I'm ready to scare myself again
2:35 Does anybody else notice that fucky ass walk that human had?
2:22
Secretly in Mark's Brain: MAZEL TOV!!!
The title is taken from a White Zombie album. The telekinesis sounds are taken from the Hypnotoad from Futurama and the music from the ending is taken from the legendary film Clockwork Orange.
Hey Markiplier, can you give Leafy some of your chin?
😂
#GiveLeafyHisChinMark
The only thing Leafy needs is IQ
NO! LEAFY DOESN'T NEED OR DESERVE ANY OF MARKS CHIN HE CAN DEAL WITH HAVING A TINY WHITE BOY CHIN!!
+zeze esmaga tudo weeb
1:23 THAT VOICE THO
I sort of miss his long let's plays. like remember the last of us? such good times :/
I miss the long let's plays. remember presentable liberty/.
remember scp containment breach?
pepperidge farm remembers
no! stop the memberberries!!!
I love the clockwork orange music, fits perfectly
Aliens: the jerks of the space kingdom
Astronauts: The victims of the space kingdom
Spaceships: The Riders of the space kingdom
Planets: the orbiters of the space kingdom
Mark: "hey buddy, it's me Lauren."
... but.... I'm Lauren..
Lulu Hull *GASP* ILLUMINATE CONFIRMED
star light illuminatii*
*I'm already Lauren*
What if you wanted to be Lauren
But god said
*I M A L R E A D Y L A U R E N*
The mind control sound effect sounds like Hypnotoad. Nice.
I saw someone else play this and automatically said “I bet markiplier would play this” and I was correct
Your random impressions always make me laugh
an alien becoming someone's head reminds me of the head crab from half life
This game took the whole disturbing shit to a whole new and horrifying level
0:17 It all went downhill from there..
anyone else want to see astrocreep vs. the visitor?]
Yeah i do
Me 2
Me4
Me 5
And then the day you were going out there and then I Autumn Azure
9:05
he really *walked into* that one, didn't he
*ba dum FLABERGUSHER*
8:28
Markplier:THATS ITS DEAD SPACE
Me:good reference
Bro🌚
In all of the galaxies, there is NO WAY we are the only planet that has actual living, breathing, walking animals.
at 11:59 for captions it says alien noises 😂😂😂
Everyone is talking about Clockwork Orange
Im like "WHAT THE CRAP IS CLOCKWORK ORANGE"
a book and later, a Stanley Kubrik movie.
Delicious Ultraviolence.
When the door opened after 6 hours marks reaction was the most funniest thing ever
10:05 oOOoo that dies irae in the bg is a nice touch
For context, watch Sideways or just know that it’s an OLD chant about death or incoming death etc
Markiplier:This is the grossest intro I've ever done
Me:But it's the best cause it made me laugh
And I am in 2019 and last watched The Visitor in 2015-2016 and still remember the game
Super late people where yall at
I'm here
sup
I'm here
Just got home from school
Just got home, let me bust the chips and soda
Sssssup, just here for lunch, leaving after this. :/
is that the theme from clockwork orange at 9:40 that is awesome!
you noticed it too.
True! ^-^
i was racking my brains trying to figure that out. love that movie
+beatle5 It's great! :3
yea it is, but it is originally from a movie called clockwork orange. thats what the intro of bad fur day was making fun of.
Mark, are you gonna play the new SCP containment breach 1.3.1 update?
hope he will c:
awsome
please note that the above comment is a trap.
I'd hope it's a graphics change because that's probably the only way that game will get scarier
+Andrew Clark The Graphics Cant really be changed, its the Engine that Neefs of he changed for that.
"ITS DEADSPACE!" Half-Life head crab
Astro Creep has a Sequel, called "Astro Creep: Invasion". I think Markiplier would love this one.
The font is the same as the one Docter Money uses in Presentable Liberty
I've never seen the font outside if PL, that's cool
Yeee i noticed toooo
Don't watch this while eating a meatball sandwich. Just don't. It'll fuck you up in so.. So so many ways.
ok ima do it XD
Tried eating ice cream, just don't eat any form of food substance.
mkay....*ignores advice anyways*
Bitch please! I was eating spaghetti and didn't even flinch. Btw, I was slurping a noodle when the alien went up his butt.
i ate a tuna fish sandwitch while i was watching this XD
I can't be the only who read the title as "Asshole Creep". Am I?
XD
Well that's basically what this game is right?
same
That actually fits very well with his intro. XD
+Denisowator yeah
These subtitles are golden.
Jack spoiled this for me already...
yep ^^
I'm waiting for Jacks video right now just about 30 minutes left
+Morgan The Fallout Person me too
+Başak Akkurt Me too! 3 more minutes!
yeah... but it's still funny to watch Mark play it.
Omg how did I miss this video 2 years ago?! I loved when you played the visitor... I just looked up Suites N Nukes and they made like 4 or 5 other Astrocreep/astrocreep related games! You should play them all one day! I would Love Love Love to see that! 💕💕
Mark: alright now dig deep deep deep to the recesses of your mind
Me: well ok if you insist...........
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
roommate: are you ok?
Me: no no I'm not
Moooood!
Yeeeeppppp
I remember eating a penny
Yeah I was a weird kid
Destiny Anderson hey same!
So did I
Ay! I'm not alone!
Hey i know what battery acid tastes like
@@glitchwolf7640 me too!
POV: Your bored and decided to watch Markiplier whilst the world slowly becomes a post apocalyptic mad max spin-off
Aye we in the same boat! Markiplier scary game binge to make the world seem a little bit better :D
I hope youre doing well, stranger friend /g
that was hilarious. the way you reacted to some of those situations wasp priceless
I just realized that these are the same people that made The Littlest Penguin that Mark would play later on
3 years later this is on my recommendation like bruh... but I’ll still watch it..
8:25
I'm glad we all probably though the same thing.
"GHOSTS HAVE ENTERED THE STATION. DROP YOUR PAAAAAAAAAAANTS
-Markiplier 2016 (Cool Dude)
9:05 That noise...never heard Mark sound like that before...
2:40
You'd think if the corpse you were analyzing suddenly was not only unzipped from the bodybag (which could be explained away by suggesting someone else came in and unzipped it, then communicated it to him), but also had the face and visor busted open, that should be a major red flag to not just stand there like a dingdong.
wait isn't the soundtrack at 9:40 from a clock work orange????????
is anyone else in love with Mark xD 😍😍😍
.....maybe
Yes........ Love u markimoo ♡w♡ (Like a friend through a phone screen.)
+Markimoo fan Like a BESTFRIEND through a screen😁👍
Bestfriend zoned. :(
I love Mark! He is my Senpai! NOTICE ME!!!
The alien is called a appendage
I remember watching this when i was a child
am I the only one who thinks that the first guy looks like Jacksepticeye
same here
Jack said that himself XD
thought I was the only one
Omg now that you say that he does😂😂😂😂😂
no!
Me: watches this
My mom: turns of light
Me: *screams high pitched*
I just wanted to thank mark for fueling my procrastination. I have to give a speech in 4 hours and I haven't written it yet rip
Write your speech kid
Sammie, your speech!
All of these people were/are famous procrastinators. So go forth my friend and wait for the last second to do things, sometimes the best ideas are born from delaying the inevitable.
Victor Hugo Saint Augustine Frank Lloyd Wright Margaret Atwood Samuel Taylor Coleridge Douglas Adams Bill Clinton Leonardo Da Vinci Hamlet.
But seriously, I hope you started on your speech already and are ready to kill it when you are in front of everyone.
Good Luck!!
then prepare and practice. don't watch idiot video game players. good luck
Nailed my speech procrastination wins again
"you ever have one of those days where everything goes wrong? well this ain't one of those days, that's my life"
i had no idea that quote was from this video, and im happy i know now
am I the only one that thought half the time the alien was adorable? comment what you think.
Banana Donut nah
No
Yes
Alien kawaii
There's one imposter among us
"it's me Lauren". Lmao
mark did good in that fnaf musical
1:47
..It all comes together...
🔫🗿 don't say it
@@antonambong8073 Everyone: **says it**
Who else is that person who keeps rewatching this XD
I dont know why but this vid just shows up on my recommended over and over again... I watched it for the 5th time thinking it was a sequel XD
@@Animefan-1 same
MEEE 😁
I'm your 69th likeeeee!
Everyone who is insane... like me...