THE DARK SHARK OR "HOW TO SNEAK BOOZE INTO CHINESE BASKETBALL GAMES"
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
- When the Shanghai Sharks stop serving booze at basketball games, the Shark Knight must go to great lengths to get his buzz on.
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Donny is the last hope for American-Chinese relations
😂😂😂😂
Wonton Don "Donny" is our Dennis Rodman to China...making relationships great again
Nah! Nuke em.
what about biden
@@emceeodessa5606 oh god
Donnie's relationship with the concession ladies is adorable
If you haven’t seen his relationships with his cleaning ladies you’re missing out.
@@FirstFamilyCharger Hu Ayi!
Quote of the century: “I need to get three beers into this baby”
Hard disagree. Slurping beers out of little Ricky’s ding dong is the ultimate in inclusion.
*blows a hoon right into the baby’s face
This is one of the greatest things I've ever watched. And I've watched A LOT of things.
Appreciate that Jesse!
@@TheWontonDon you’re welcome Donnie
@@jamjam7895 wait...
@@jamjam7895 did you just..?
We must be related
*"You merely adopted rock bottom, I was born in it. Molded by it."* - Wonton Don
The man's a poet.
@@joek1121 *prophet
Y'all do realize this is a bane reference? Don bringing it full circle
@@dansullivan5143 yes. Thank you.
You ever like a video before you even watch it? The Don does that to me
Got that like locked in before the opening ad finishes. Why put off the inevitable?
I like to procrastinate. I'll like it maybe the 3rd time I watch it today.
Damn...i thought when the medic died in Saving Private Ryan was sad....then Donnie went to the concession stand.
The vodka injected bell pepper had me dying lol, that holds a decent amount.
Yeah I’m using that idea at some point, seems pretty legit.
Only true alcoholics are willing to dress as a female just to smuggle beers into a game.
I love these videos
An internet icon.
Still blows my mind that this man has never been detained by the Chinese authorities lol
He definitely has been detained
He has lol. They're usually really lax with foreigners though. China in general is really safe so they just get a kick out of it really.
He did, right? Didn't he get bailed at the request of Yao Ming?
he has several times but not a real "crime", being an internet troll isn't illegal
@@2WheelsGood.01 I remember Donnie calling it Disneyworld for foreigners lol. If youre white, I guess you get treated like a king
This is the greatest piece of content, ever put on the internet.
That 10 second pause when he realizes they don't have beer is just incredible
19:25 Is the best part. I can’t imagine what’s going through those peoples minds with Tanya ranting about god knows what and then bricks a babies head
Lmao right back the guards
This video is definitely deserving of the “Must Watch” label. Fantastic work Donnie
I don't ever comment but this is the single best thing I have ever seen, please keep doing you Donnie.
Do what I did about 2yrs ago and watch from the start of this channel and his 1st channel
the gap between Donny content and anything else Barstool has put out in the last year is ENORMOUS
He’s too good for barstool
Damn! Didn't think I could finish this. Started from a booze story and turned into an alcohol free soul searching of a man born in the dark. Man. you're a living legend.
The 6 dislikes are the executives who banned alcohol and Jeremy Lin
Brought a tear to my eye when Jimmer called
A real tear jerker of an episode
Imagine a squatting accident on quarter reps.
he was so weak, it found bound to happen while bending down to tie his shoe laces
with 135 lbs no less! LOL. He should easily be able to squat 425 for reps, at his size.
Tbf often times you load up more weight than usual if you're doing quarter squats
Bro you can’t blame him, shoelaces are not known for their structural integrity
@@icanwatchthevideos bahaha
Donnie doesn’t miss, epic conclusion
Vodka Peppers could catch on. Big brain move.
YES YES YES. Been staring at the wonton don page all day waiting for this to be uploaded
“I dont want to mix in a water I want to mix in THREE BEERS AND A FANTA” *cries*
That bell pepper full of vodka is genius
“Mixin in a water” body bag😭
This will be a hell of a trip for your grand kid watching this in 50-60 years lol. Pretty cool to leave a legacy like that
This is a fuckin masterpiece. The bane scene edit was shockingly good.
Amazing Donnie as always. Watched this series in 2023 and honestly this is what genuine real funny content is all about.
“You merely adopted rock bottom i was born in it molded in it”
In straight tears😭😭😭😭
This is legit one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Shout out cheah hive.
This might be my favorite channel I've ever found on UA-cam. Every video is absolutely hilarious and actually a great travel show. Don's a 🐐
Thank you!
@@TheWontonDon Forsure man keep killing it. That bane bit was great.
That Jimmer motivational quote straight outta Endgame with Thor's Mom.
Lol I just gave him a. bunch of super hero quotes to read to me
@@TheWontonDon HAHAHA lol
So uplifting and inspirational. I really needed the Dark Shark in my life right now. Don & Jimmer have helped me realize that the value of a man lies in his ability to overcome adversity. Thank you Don.
How tf am I just seeing this now...
Wonton is the most entertaining person on barstool
Haha!!! When he's drunkenly yelling Lets go Sharks!!! Worth green pepper seeds on his face, I was dying!
Can't wait to see Donnie give a speech at the UN General Assembly Hall just a matter of time!
Ripping little Ricky's head off for that sweet sweet nectar had me dying! 😂
This video is a thing of beauty. Donnie's content is the content we deserve!
I was born in Shanghai but played professional basketball in Zhejiang for four years. My dad played professional basketball for ten years. Basketball fans in Shanghai have been cheering on opposing players forever since the 1970s. I am so moved to see you supporting the team in Shanghai. The most loyal fan in Shanghai is not a Shanghainese or a Chinese but an American. Shanghai basketball culture, like Shanghai culture, was founded by white people.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This deserves a hell of a lot more views. The time and effort that has gone into this video is incredible. I take my hat off to you to you sir, you are a legend!!
This is so epic, Barstool needs to send you to China on a private jet and finish the SAGA.
when u blew smoke in the baby's face i lost my shit hahahaaaa! thanks one-ton don
I usually laugh out loud maybe once at a hilarious video--but as with Donnie vids, cracked up about a dozen times for this one! Thank you for being the laughs we need!
Love your shit man...idk why you dont have 50 mil subs...you should of won the survivor too..thanks for all your hard work
Thank you buddy
@@TheWontonDon favorite quote "that's Hong Kong 7 for ya, mixed with a little MDMA" literally laughed my ass off
Between the production, the editing, and Donnie's awesome personality this is hands down my favorite thing about barstool
The dedication to getting those 3 beers and a Fanta is God tier.
Donnie. We need you back traveling !
What would be better: Hairy "The Hoon" Crab Rangoon, Shark "Tank" Fin Rangoon, or Abalone Rangoon?
Expat living in Hong Kong. Whenever I make weird stuff in the kitchen, she starts singing "Woah Thats Weird". Huge fan!
I still walk around singing the freaking lobster popcorn song, so I completely understand.
I am laughing so much I just had to take my Asthma inhaler for the first time this month. Donnie you are a hero. The one we need and the one we deserve.
Duck Rivers will be looking down on you from duck heaven with pride.
A legendary ending to a epic saga of significant proportions.
The night is always darkest before the DON! - Big Jimmer
“Oh yeah you’ve hit rock bottom buddy. You’re worth millions of dollars, you have an NBA championship ring, you’ve inspired millions of Asians around the globe and not to mention you have a Harvard degree to back up on. Look at me I’m drinking fucking beer out of a baby skull! You merely adopted rock bottom, I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t have any dignity until I was 30 and by then it was too late! Fuck the ducks”
Donnie this is literal fucking gold. A cultural masterpiece. Contact a local masshole on direct message and let me help you reach the views you deserve through reels/ insta vids and tik toks. Willing to do all the editing. Love ya buddy
And the whole parallel between you and Jimmy of him being the Mormon Megladon who never drank who was always the hero they needed, when you were the hero they deserved. Outstanding. The ultimate ending to the shark night series
Most underrated UA-camr of all time. Donnie is a legend
the part when he discovers there are no beers allowed was electric and emotional.
i had to pause the video once he started crying becuase they do not sell beer anymore. im dying LOL
Best content on UA-cam hands down.
"One fanta's not gonna cut it bao bao"
The fact this is the second time he's gotten in in a disguise is amazing
The level of execution is mind blowing 😉
I’m eating and when Donnie was getting dressed up as a girl I nearly spit my food out 😭
The Mormon Megladon is on Mount Olympus right now and we are getting our asses kicked! This is one of the great comedy sentences ever, coupled with blood curdling desperation = Comedy Gold
Donnie, you produce the highest quality barstool content. Never stop being The Wonton Don.
I must admit, I shed a tear when I saw that beer wasn’t sold anymore
When everything sucks around the world the Shark Knight delivers something epic.
This is easily one of my favorite episodes Donny. If laughing so hard that tears come out of my face means you made me cry, the by god, you made me cry laughing.
I've been on a non stop Wonton Don kick for a week now. Besides being the greatest content creator at barstool, you are very talented creator within youtube itself.
You have such an amazing amount of quality videos. Its mind blowing! No one can ever take away from the legacy you've created!
You will be recognized for your dedication and commitment one day on a level you deserve!!!
Never clicked on a notification so quickly
Next season... Shark Knight returns
11:59 that lady practicing her hoon squat while working on her ball handling was priceless.
how does this not have a billion views and grammy nomination
Donnie you should’ve put a white Russian in a baby bottle call it Ricky‘s formula
Damn that ending was perfect. This film lives up to the hype great work Donnie!
Little Ricky!!! Hahaha i just about pissed myself,well done sir you have a new super fan. Loving it from NZ
Probably the best thing I’ve ever seen. RIP baby Ricky
Damn Donnie this is amazing work, so much effort put into this!! Barstools savior
when he kicked little ricky down the stairs LMao
I watched all your content on the Shanghai sharks and your last video was quite possibly one of the best videos you've put out in a long time I'm sad to hear the sharks suck and they no longer sell 3 beers in a Fanta The wonton Don is the boss and always will be my number one favorite on barstool hands down appreciate everything you do for us bro your content is the best cranking hoons and eating goons
Shahk Tank content is the best Bahstool content! Awesome video Donnie, well worth the wait man!
Holy shit... how did I go 8 months without watching Donny
"I wouldn't be disguising myself as a young trashy broad named Tonya"
"I'd be going as a trashy single mother, also named Tonya"
The Shark Knight will remain one of my favorite series. The Wonton Don remains the GOAT!
Him comparing beer not being sold to having his mom murdered is one of the funniest things I have ever heard lololol
1:02 Guy behind Donny wearing the single most Chinese hoodie imaginable. Has the nazi eagle insignia with "boy" underneath. Oh China, you so crazy
Hahahahaha thats not a chinese thing tho... ive seen it here all over Europe
when we needed him most, he disappeared.
These vids are like the office or trailer park boys, never gets old. I can watch these on repeat and never get bored. Still remember watching you sit on the stoop in Boston and making me laugh my ass off. You’re the man Donnie. Hey how ayr ya
Thanks Jackson!
Those concession stand ladies are angels.
This video is hilarious and great
I didn’t even know China had teams like this
China LOVES basketball
The content GOD! If you were dating Hank you'd get your videos promoted more.
Please lord give Donnie millions of subscribers this guy is the funniest man in barstool
This is the single funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
“The worst part is once you finish the vodka you actually have to eat the bell pepper”
Those squats were the worst I've ever seen
It was resistance training, he had a band under him, but yea...
try squatting as an aging 7'3" basketball player.
Blowing the smoke in Little Ricky's face made me lose it😂
This video just won UA-cam. Thank u Donnie and Bao Bao for ur service
it's actually such underrated content. hope you get the view you deserve ASAP
This qualifies as the greatest video on UA-cam
Thank you!
Score: 2 - 0
Don: With the sharks off to a commanding 2 point lead
What a film, perfect way to cap off the Sharks series and an incredible way to end the China videos. I'll be sure to smuggle some booze into the Shark tank this season, get absolutely hammered and give opposing teams hell this season in your honor Donny.