i have a spicy confession..
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2024
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Hello everyone, good viewing🐼
HIIIIIIIIII
Hey
Hey Phil, it's my birthday today, happy February 10 everybody
at this point i feel like phil just loves reading our hot gossip and the whole 'filming for youtube' bit is incidental
If I had an audience this large I would be doing this EXACT same thing, no remorse. Drama/goss is so entertaining when you're not even close to being in it.
@@ruralmetalheadi would ask them to give me the juicy details in the dms 😋 the insta stories answer things is simply not enough
i mean if i had the same means as him i would too
100% Phil is the best kind of gossip. Not in a cruel way.... Just omg the juicy drama.
I'm not really into f1, my SO is though. I went on a full deep dive after the whole Christian Horner cheating and all the messages got leaked.
Ik d+p follow F1 so I would love to know their take on the drama.
can't believe phil's raw ass was so powerful it killed the golden pig RIP
first the deer in the gaming room, now the golden pig 😂
thunderous clap moment iykyk
first the presents 😔
I can believe it lol
Dw, it just gave the pig an excuse to get a bbl
Finding out that the golden pig being broken this entire time is like finding out that they had a second apartment
LMFAOOO
And it got slapped to death by Phil’s bare ass 😔
that 2nd apartment thing kinda pissed me off tbh
@@nostalgiaprincessreally? I thought it was off but reasonable based on how toxic some of the fans were
@@nostalgiaprincess fr I felt so betrayed
Phil: i dont like to yuck on people's yums
Phil: *yucks on people's yums for twelve minutes *
It's literally a confession box for shameful things, bro. Even the yummers are yucking their yum.
He just said he'd let Bowser kidnap him...........
Yet another valuable life taken by Phil's massive ass😔 RIP press F to pay respects
F 👊😔
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F 😔
F 🫡
F 😔
i broke up a marriage at work bc i realised the guy came in twice on the same day with two different women and i said oh back again huh? just trying go have casual conversation and she immediately went “WHAT? I KNEW IT” and it was a whole mess.
1. this is hilarious 2. i'm actually really glad she got the closure of finally knowing
Oh my!
honestly? it may have been for the best
Yeah. Many a marriage was ended at my pharmacy when the wife realized the husband was taking viagra. And not using it with her....
Honestly. Best favour you ever did to some stranger lady!
What a dumb husband though. Or an arrogant one I guess
Clickbaiting us is Phil's favourite activity
One of these days we’ll get “WE ARE MARRYING NEXT WEEK”, and it turns out they’re officiating someone’s marriage.
dont give him ideas@@felipevasconcelos6736
Hahaha tbf he posted smth on insta asking for confessions
God forbid people have hobbies 🙄
You call it click bait Dan and Phil call it writing good titles 😎
okay, fun fact: having a full bladder can cause pressure on the clitoris and surrounding erogenous zone, which is why to some, holding in pee mimics arousal. im sorry that i knew that, and im sorry that you've read this comment.
i’m thanking you for commenting this because i was trying to hold myself back from commenting the same thing
Me over here relating to that one so much. (sorry)
This is genuinely interesting! Thank you for the fact!
wait that makes so much sense lmao
Yep! Or on the prostate, if you have one of those!
the way my jaw dropped at the first reveal then dropped even further when he explained HOW it happened like???? pushed to your death by phil’s ass?????
_ass_-pirational way to go tbh
SAME I felt like I just heard the juiciest gossip of my life
@@WishGender I'm ass-tonished by that pun, father
What a way to go! 😂
That’s why Dan wants to throw the pig away so bad- it’s literally broken😭😭
great pig gluer and great glue eater
I just wheezed at this lmao
Lol what's the betting that's why he was using the super glue
OOOOH that’s what you meant on DnPG when you called the reindeer (RIP) “ANOTHER casualty”. The LORE!
omg you are so observant 😮
wait what vid are you talking about?????
@@Fr0g_J4mdan vs phil kinect sports!
@@Fr0g_J4m when he knocks over the reindeer and breaks its leg he says “another casualty of my phat a*s” and I was like “another???”
@@Maddd17yeah Phil also crushed some gamingmas decorative presents before the hiatus
Phil: give me spice 😈🌶️
Us: here’s some spice 🌶️🥵👀
Phil: woah hold up
What did you expect? He’s British
@@EmmaLaughland
Under appreciated joke
9:09 as someone who has spent most of their life masking for this exact reason, hearing Phil say ‘you’re never too much!’ Was actually incredibly validating
I just recently learned that I've been masking for my whole life and honestly it helps to surround yourself with others who feel like they don't need to mask around you❤️
"that was a really good drill impression...i should be a...drill...what??"
-phil lester, 2024
Drill Lester
@@iansmith2013i'm probably way too tired cause i legit laughed out loud at that
phil drill rap album when?
3:39 it's so weird and genuinely comforting hearing Phil talk in this voice for so long-
I forget that his voice is actually pretty deep
i’m so glad i’m not the only one who thought that!
he sounds so much like PJ there!
i thought “that voice would make for great asmr” lol
@@hoshitiger1010💯 agree
deep lore here but the eyedrops in his backpack are in case dan blinds himself again just as im sure dan carries the edible super glue with him so phil can fix his broken glasses without any worries
AmazingDrill
This doesn't have enough attention. 😂
Criminally underrated comment/pun!
you said “make sure you’re sitting down” the SECOND i stood up
Same and literally sat back down lol
@@taiylorledrew7281 SAME lol i stood up and then he said that and i immediately sat back down, he has too much power
Same 😂😅
i love that "please stand by" seems to be a running gag now, it was a beautiful comedic decision both on dapg and in pj's video
confession: i’m currently in london for the first time to go see dans show for the last time and im out for dinner and watching this video waiting on my food 😭
I hope its delicious
eat well 🤗
How was your food
@@aimee_kaia1162 it was good
the response to the "my tummy hurts and i'm not being brave about it" was somehow an unbelievably good kickthepj impression
brown quiff combo and eyebrow slit is working SO good omg
As a golden pig advocate im hurt 😢 I even made a golden pig shirt that said "protect the pig" when i met dan at WAD 😮💨😞
The message still stands 🥺 it needs to be protected
we shall find a replacement! the baby golden pig needs a parental guardian
@@bie_00 yes!!!!
hey! person who said you changed your personality because you were told you were too much!! i have autism so that’s something i’m told constantly so don’t be worried there are other people with you also that’s called masking. love you!!
Phil, you can give Goldie some tasteful golden boy shorts! Everything will be fine!
PS, your sass and humor were at their peak during this video.
for someone who doesn’t understand the dental fetish Phil sure could imagine lots of iterations of the dental fetish
it was me 😭😭😭😭😭humiliation
"Watery flower piss" is what I'm going to call tea from now on
A mild confession is that I’m a lesbian! I’m not fully out yet but I’m getting there :)
Congrats!!!
@@theroyaljules39 thank you :)
🏳️🌈congrats!🏳️🌈 we welcome you with open arms!
YOU GOT THIS BABE!!! So proud of you
Yay you! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
my confession is that when i was 12 (a decade ago) i made a god awful mug at a paint-your-own-pottery place with you and dan's fringes very poorly painted on it and i still have it but all of my friends make fun of me for it
boo your friends, that's iconic!
L friends 😔
@@accioyoongi they only do it to mess with me, my friends tease me tons 😭 but its only stuff i don't mind! i force them to watch dnp games with me anyway so it equals out
You're a legend
i wanna see this so bad omg
Confession: I only started properly watching yours and Dan's videos about 3 months ago and I'm absolutely hooked, these are unhinged in the best way possible. My only regret is that I was clearly living under an internet rock and didn't start sooner. Cheers on another great video!
Can't believe there's still new people around here lol
Same bro
Haha same! I knew about them in 2015 because I watched Tyler Oakley and such and would always see comments, but the phandom scared me sooo never got around to watching any videos
same! I started watching right after gamingmas ended
Omg same!
I submitted a confession, but i can't decide if I'm relieved, disappointed, or neutral about it not being here
Saaame😂
my jaw actually dropped at the broken pig lets just keep it facing forward and no one else will have to know...
i can't lie, i've seen phil's instagram posts asking for our confessions twice, and BOTH TIMES i've got SO close to confessing the same thing but i fear it may *actually* ruin my life and future prospects
maybe in 10 years i'll be ready to confess but for now i'm grateful for those who aren't afraid to let us revel in their own spice
Damn now I want to know😭😭😭😭
for most hispanics we don't have a tooth fairy, we have a mouse that takes our teeth and gives us money for them :D
does it also wear a tutu or are they "just" a mouse??
"i like to hold in my pee"
is actually very common and normal given the reason, when your bladder is full, it pushes against your g-spot and actually can make self pleasuring/the deed feel a lot better🖤
You know, I thought something seemed strange. It took me too long to realise that it was because Phil had his quiff with the brown hair. It looks awesome by the way Phil ❤
oh my god we need a baldurs gate 3 video on the gaming channel i dont care if its 6 hours long
i’m a total lesbian but god the quiff and brown hair is adorable! phil looks so good :)
he looks so fine with his new hair, both up n down!
With the eyebrow slit omgg
me too, but we can always appreciate style ☕
lmao same, he looks so good lately!
Same he looks sooo good 1:16
cannot believe the phass would treat our piggy pal this way. actual rip in pieces sweet golden prince
The loneliness one is so real though. I've got a partner now which has added some needed enrichment to my habitat, but making friends is hard.
phil romancing gale makes so much sense why are we not talking about this
I read this as gale from hunger games 😅
Definitely reach out to old friends, lonely person! I recently reached out to an old friend, and we’ve gone on a weekend trip, and I’m looking at a job up north by her! (To be fair, the fact that the job is like 20 minutes from her is just the cherry on top of the full time job that also has free housing and provides some meals)
I also still use my black sparkly dan and phil backpack! used it in my sophomore year of high school and now im using it as a laptop bag for my job as an insurance csr/producer. yall killed it with the quality thats 7 years
"He has a hole in his 4ss" well, most of us do!
Thank god for nordvpn so Phil could look up a sock job
lol thank you for sharing what it was i came down here looking for exactly this answer
ah thats what it is
@@wendyzhai8948 that or foot job tbh
thank satan for nord vpn so that i could look that up i will be talking to my therapist about what i just saw
Thank God for urban dictionary for being the least traumatic way to learn new terms 😂
When Phil uploads the day becomes 100% better
Things about Phil that surprise me: he doesn't like cheese, he doesn't like soup, he doesn't like TEA
What kind of Brit is he??
The quiff is so powerful
“I should be a drill” -Phil ‘the drill’ Lester
hi mother
love a quiff comeback
I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE
love love love
Phil taking care of us when our tummy hurts and we’re not being brave about it >>>>>
I have loved growing up with Phil so much 😭
PHIL YOURE AN ANGEL FROM ABOVE I WAS FEELING DOWN AND BOOM YOU POST
Phil with a quiff + black looks so. damn. GOOD.
phil is such a chismosa and i love that about him
Forget Netflix and Chill we’ve got PINOF and Chill 🤣🤣🤣
1:43 reminded me of when I said “I love you” to my crush and he congratulated me for finally saying it. (Apparently, my feelings were “very obvious” to him.)
5:11 we’d love to give you more information but you PUT US ON A WORD LIMIT PHIL!! Combine this with leaking your phone number again 😂
"it's even crazier how the golden pig was broken!" he smashed it with his ass didn't he
these confessions are always..something else
Spoiler alert: he ate a jalapeno
“You ruined the whole video for me, Now I can’t watch the video anymore. 😡”
That's an upgrade from glue. 🤷
wait omg do you remember the spicy chili gummy bear prank on dan
"i must confess that these are my bones" is the funniest thing i have ever seen
OF COURSE Phil's a Gale romancer
It makes so much sense
whenever Phil asks for confessions on his instagram, i think maybe the things i have done could make the cut, but then i see the video and realise there are far more chaotic and freaky people thsn i could ever imagine walking among us.
that one direction one was so real, bestie me too. we're all in this together
hearing phil talk about bg3 feels like two universes colliding
my dan and phil backpack broke and i cried 😭😭 the strap literally DISCONNECTED from the top
Can we just talk about 3:35 for a minute? It was so comforting, and I think he would make a good audiobook/asmr reader. ❤
you haven’t lost it, phil. i was here in 2014 and im here in 2024. love you so much! ❤
i got to act 3 on bg3 (90 hrs of gameplay) only to realise i had friendzoned myself by all my companions so i created a new play through
phil’s advice about not having friends and making new ones was actually great it made me feel a little better
Phil, this is the hair 🤌
Phil went ass to ass with the golden pig
Now I need a Phil Baldur's Gate 3 gameplay
every time i have a tummy ache and im not being brave i come back
i love the quiff phil never a bad day when theres a quiff
"I think my slit looks good!"
- Phil, 2024
To the person who doesn’t have a friend, that was me as a kid, and it took a long while, but now I have friends who I can’t imagine not having. So you will find your people or even just your person ❤️❤️!
i need to know what the sock thing was
Me too! Came to the comments hoping someone explained it
Based on how his mouth moved I think it was “sockjobs”
10:54 “i think my slit looks good, and i’m sure yours does too 🤷♂️ slit bros 👊”
HELLO???? what are you saying right now
At this point i look at Phil's clickbait and treat it like a little riddle to figure out what actually is going on in the video
i love that phil has reincarnated internet support group on his own channel
phil was able to wish for pandas to repopulate and now they are no longer endangered. phil, you know what you have to do: take another trip to Japan and wish for One Direction to get back together
after seeing what happened to the light up deer i instantly knew it was your butt that smashed the pigs butt even before you said it😂
the slit has unleashed a new side of this man-
Phil I just want you to know I love the quiff whenever it comes back
“There’s some things you _can_ keep in the drafts” 💀💀💀😭😂😂
"My tummy hurts and im not being brave about it"
And phil taking a moment to address that comfortingly was so healing as im sick rn 😭
i had a perfect confession but only remembered it after the story was down😔
I left the tummy ache confession and thank you Phil I feel better
NordVPn's logo looks like a silhouette of Dan's 2011 hair and I cannot unsee it..
“Make sure you’re sitting down”
Me one me toilet 🥸
Another banger video as always, and I just have to commend his editor for being so incredible at matching his energy and style! Iconic af!
THE QUIFF IN A MAIN CHANNEL VIDEO AGAIN?? LETS FREAKING GOOOOO
"I should be a drill"
Phil lester 2024
the part about finding friends really hit home for me. wasn't my confession but i'm in tears. thank you so much phil 💝💝
"WHY DO YOU WANT MY TEETH WOMAN?!" Best sentence ever haha