me: *listens to this song in public* my japanese friend: *comes next to me and smacks me* me: DAFUQ?! my friend: *tells me the lyrics* me: .... im gonna need 10 more smacks
Lyrics: Greetings, gentlemen! I've got my oven open right now! "Would you like to heat it up?" "Yes, please." Set it on fire and fill it up immediately ! Your banana, my mango. Have them peeled and enjoy it's taste. You still want more? But even so you shouldn't be too rough on it...! . . . Field day is held on bed! Roll over the ball on the black bush! Hold and rub the orb that's by the goal, and send it to heaven in one go! . . . I'm thirsty already. But I'm still a babe, so I only can drink milk. . . . Plentifully squeezed and you're ready to drop. You're a an ikemen(*hunk), tsukemen(*a kind of ramen), I'm zamen(*sperms)! . . . Have some salty pancake if you've become hungry. You could add sweetness as you like by scraping sweet syrup from here. . . . Mix your milk and my honey together, and then slosh the prime magic to it! The secret spell is... . . . Kurumi Ponchio!! (ochinpo miruku=ochinpo milk=** milk) . . . Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi . . . I'll have it raw and fresh by rubbing it, squeezing it and sprinkling it firstly in the morning! (Yup!) . . . Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi Chug-a-lug plentifully, soundly and firmly! (Gulp, gulp!) . . . Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi Morning wood, surprisingly white, thick and sticky censored flavor! (Yup!) . . . Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi It's stuck in my head, awake or asleep! (Oh! My heartbeat!) . . . Hey, hey! How long are you going to leave me alone? Is your leek just an ornament? No! No! Gaze at me seductively, that's right! Oh, I might be going nuts! . . . All in all, I'm just saying to love me. Please embrace me tightly and strongly. . . . Get up your spirits! Get up your *! It's showtime tonight again! . . . If I lick ten thousand candies of charm, I wonder if I could be growing up. Would my chest grow a little bigger also? . . . I want you to fill me with overflowing love. I want to shout out with all my might right at this moment. So just hurry and fill me up!! . . . Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th...endless round again today! (Yup!) . . . Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi Already burned out? No complaining, mister! (Not ending yet!) . . . Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi Sprinkle extreme! Supreme! Overflowing love shower! (Yup!) . . . Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi Serve them all out, I'll drink them all up! I'll squeeze more out for you! And drink it up with love! Gulp! 030
I found the lyrics, but not on Len's version. There's one that says English subs in the title underneath the Len one when you look it up. The lyrics are in the description
For some reason, I could already tell this song was going to be dirty without looking up the English lyrics. All I just needed to was look at 0:25 and I already knew what this song meant. XD
Me: *comes from school* Me: *goes on youtube* Me: *looks at recommended videos* Me: oh hey! Heh, never heard this song before and it's called Kurumi*Ponchio Me: *clicks and watches* hmmm... Me: That's pretty catchy I wonder what the lyrics say Me: *reads lyrics* Me: ................0_0..........
Ok so I had a group project in my school where we had to advertise something, I was the editor, and I added this as the background music. No one noticed.
English lyrics: Dub-i dub-i chu-ppa-ppa Dub-you dub-you dub-you-yeah-yeah! Dub-i dub-i chu-ppa-ppa Dub-you dub-you dub-you-yeah! (x8) Greetings, gentlemen! I've got my oven open right now! "Would you like to heat it up?" "Yes, please!" Set it on fire and fill it up immediately! Your banana, my mango Have them peeled and enjoy it's taste You still want more? But even so you shouldn't be too rough on it...! Field day is held on bed! Roll over the ball on the black bush! Hold and rub the orb that's by the goal And send it to heaven in one go! I'm thirsty already But I'm still a baby So I only can drink milk Plentifully squeezed and you're ready to drop You're a hunk, tsukemen I'm sperm! Have some salty pancake if you've become hungry You could add sweetness as you like By scraping sweet syrup from here Mix your milk and my milk together And then slosh the prime magic to it! The secret spell is... Kurumi Ponchio! Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru po-ponchi I'll have it raw and fresh by rubbing it Squeezing it and sprinkling it firstly in the morning! (Yup!) Kuru kuru kuru kuru po-ponchi Chug-a-lug plentifully, soundly and firmly! (Gulp, gulp!) Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru po-ponchi Morning wood, surprisingly white, thick and sticky *** flavor! (Yup!) Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru po-ponchi It's stuck in my head, awake or asleep! (Oh! My heartbeat!) Hey, hey! How long are you going to leave me alone? Is your banana just an ornament? No! No! Gaze at me seductively, that's right! Oh, I might be going nuts! All in all, I'm just saying to love me Please embrace me tightly and strongly Get up your spirits! Get up your ***! It's showtime tonight again! If I lick ten thousand ice creams of charm I wonder if I could be growing up Would my **** grow a little bigger also? I want you to fill me with overflowing love I want to shout out with all my might right at this moment So just hurry and fill me up!! Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru po-ponchi 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th...endless round again today! (Yup!) Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru po-ponchi Already burned out? No complaining, mister! (Not ending yet!) Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru po-ponchi Sprinkle extreme! Supreme! Overflowing love shower! (Yup!) Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru po-ponchi Serve them all out, I'll drink them all up! I'll squeeze more out for you! And drink it up with love! Gulp! Dub-i dub-i chu-ppa-ppa Dub-you dub-you dub-you-yeah-yeah! Dub-i dub-i chu-ppa-ppa Dub-you dub-you dub-you-yeah! (x8) Dub-i dub-i chu-ppa-ppa Dub-you dub-you dub-you-yeah-yeah! Dub-i dub-i chu-ppa-ppa Dub-you dub-you dub-you-yeah! (x8)
Me: this song looks cute since Miku is like the MOST innocent Vocaloid so how could this be wrong? (That's what we thought...) Me: WAIT! What are the English lyrics?!? I want to know since the song sounds cute! *looks up English lyrics* Me:.... my life is a lie ;-;
Vocaloid, Vocaloid2 and Vocaloid3 are voice synthesizing applications, they have been commerically sold since 2004 and began from one of the simplest ideas of synthesizing the human vocals for singing. From the start this was never a easy task for the programmers behind the software, but from that beginning to what we have now Vocaloid has grown into a synthesizing phenomena who has spawned new musicians, albums, figurines and even concerts.
Just so you know, she's repeating "Dopyu dopyu" in the rehearsal.... "Pyu Pyu" and "Dopyu Dopyu" are soundlike words and onomatopoeia used to describe the production of semen. That should already ring a bell of what the song is about. There is another one similar to this one called "Oman-ko" using a word joke in describing the female genitalia "manko" or "omanko" by saying "Oman-ko" (Oman's Lake).
This was the first vocaloid song I ever heard. My friend was introducing me to vocaloid, got this song stuck in my head, and then showed me the English lyrics... I was a goody two shoes 11 y/o so I didn't really understand what it meant back then...
I mean they're completely different I know that pomp and circumstance is about sex with the way the music sounds same for kurumi ponchio being about random pointless nonsense and fun
I remember when I was newer to vocaloid and I saw this, I didn't hear anything about it, but I wanted to hear the song. Some time ago I heard the lyrics then saw it in a Akidearest video, and now I can't stop listening to it.
I had seriously forgotten completely about this song until it popped up on my reccomendeds recently... comes to show you how traumatic the lyrics were to 10 year old me lmao
Aw~ I recall when I first heard this song two years ago, thought it was a cute, sweet, adorable song, then I looked up the lyrics out of curiosity... Well, currently I really like this song~ just took some time to get over how perverted it is xD
Everyone are saying that the English translation are inappropriate, but when I looked up the English translation, I found crap there and all I guessed was that Miku is talking about pancakes. Oh god, I am so confused
NO! NO! NO! NO! NOO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NUH HUHHHHH!!!! MIKU YOU DIRTY LIL SNEAKY LIL-!!!!! NUUUU MIKUUUU YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT NUUUU!!! T^T
![[Hatsune Miku Anime PV] Viva Happy feat. 初音ミク / Mitchie M](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WiUjG9fF3zw/mqdefault.jpg)
*plays during a 9 year old's birthday party* yep. No one will know the lyrics..
+Daoko Girl Until the Japanese friend cringes.
+PositiveSins Lol
Akidearest is the one who brought us here!
Cake Frosting Yes!
PositiveSins I have Japanese friend's
1:19
tHAT BREAD HAS PERFECT BUNS
[dead]
+dino protection squad - Those aren't buns, they're thighs.
+Tiercel5 omg I just relized that
*DUMMY THICC BREAD*
It’s dummy thicc
*t h i c c*
This song is seriously cute. Gonna go look up the lyrics!
*Last online a year ago*
LOL
Lmao
OH GOD
are you ok
The fact that this comment was made a year ago-
Me: Wow, Cute song! Lemme see The English Lyrics of this.
*~After Seeing English Lyris~*
Me: My life is ruined.
+Annoying Khrysy PANCAAAAAAAAAAAAKES
Blurry Noodle Wot... xD
ikr
+Annoying Khrysy Sorry.
lo jk
Hatsune Miku ....
You need Mental Help tho.
*Insert akidearest comment here*
XD
YEP THANK AKI
lol same
XDDDD
It's about fruit...yeah...fruit...
me: *listens to this song in public*
my japanese friend: *comes next to me and smacks me*
me: DAFUQ?!
my friend: *tells me the lyrics*
me: .... im gonna need 10 more smacks
HAH
Bruh XD
bring the banana and the omango, m8
THEY'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT FRUIT
YES FRUIT
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
not sure what she's saying but it's cute
LOOK UP THE LYRICS XD
+Amina Ara and that was the last we ever heard of Alan x'D
+Clarence S. lmao
You might wanna look up what she is saying because oh my gosh it's... Horrible
+Lily Pad Doll Studio still cute.
Me:I wonder what the English lyrics are. Me after looking at the English lyrics:WHAT HAVE I DONE
+Pokémon is life that was exactly what i did! XD
+Derpz DaWolf Lol XD
+Pokémon is life how do I find the English lyrics?
Brie Engbrock Just search for "Kurumi Ponchio English lyrics"
o_e well then.... thanks.... my brain will explode now.... bye
Lyrics:
Greetings, gentlemen!
I've got my oven open right now!
"Would you like to heat it up?"
"Yes, please."
Set it on fire and fill it up immediately !
Your banana, my mango.
Have them peeled and enjoy it's taste.
You still want more?
But even so you shouldn't be too rough on it...!
. . .
Field day is held on bed!
Roll over the ball on the black bush!
Hold and rub the orb that's by the goal,
and send it to heaven in one go!
. . .
I'm thirsty already.
But I'm still a babe,
so I only can drink milk.
. . .
Plentifully squeezed and you're ready to drop.
You're a an ikemen(*hunk),
tsukemen(*a kind of ramen),
I'm zamen(*sperms)!
. . .
Have some salty pancake if you've become hungry.
You could add sweetness as you like
by scraping sweet syrup from here.
. . .
Mix your milk and my honey together,
and then slosh the prime magic to it!
The secret spell is...
. . .
Kurumi Ponchio!! (ochinpo miruku=ochinpo milk=** milk)
. . .
Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi
. . .
I'll have it raw and fresh by rubbing it,
squeezing it and sprinkling it firstly in the morning! (Yup!)
. . .
Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi
Chug-a-lug plentifully, soundly and firmly!
(Gulp, gulp!)
. . .
Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi
Morning wood, surprisingly white, thick and sticky censored flavor!
(Yup!)
. . .
Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi
It's stuck in my head, awake or asleep!
(Oh! My heartbeat!)
. . .
Hey, hey! How long are you going to leave me alone?
Is your leek just an ornament? No! No!
Gaze at me seductively, that's right!
Oh, I might be going nuts!
. . .
All in all, I'm just saying to love me.
Please embrace me tightly and strongly.
. . .
Get up your spirits! Get up your *!
It's showtime tonight again!
. . .
If I lick ten thousand candies of charm, I wonder if I could be growing up.
Would my chest grow a little bigger also?
. . .
I want you to fill me with overflowing love.
I want to shout out with all my might right at this moment.
So just hurry and fill me up!!
. . .
Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi
1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th...endless round again today!
(Yup!)
. . .
Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi
Already burned out? No complaining, mister!
(Not ending yet!)
. . .
Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi
Sprinkle extreme! Supreme! Overflowing love shower!
(Yup!)
. . .
Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi
Serve them all out, I'll drink them all up!
I'll squeeze more out for you!
And drink it up with love!
Gulp!
030
Am I wrong for being scared
Hell8998 if you don't know what it's implying, go for it. If you do....sure still go for it o3o
Oh god...oh god..........oh god. I'm gonna go throw up now. **walks into the bathroom** Hatsune Miku What the fuck!?
SHUT UP THEIR PAYING ME TO DO THIS I DIDN'T WANNA BUT I GOTTA NOW SHUDUP!!!!!!
Ugh...
Oh dear god...do not look up the lyrics if you still want to see Miku Hatsune as an innocent sweetheart.
i already have o.o
*****
jeffrey helms damn button
miku is a slut CONFIRMED
WHY MIKU, WHHHYYYYY????!! //cries in corner
I USED TO LISTEN TO THIS WITH MY MOM WHEN I WAS 8 💀💀💀💀
And I'm the only person who's okay with the lyrics XD
+Neoni Zigzagoon Nope XD
+Cosplay Challenger How can I see the lyrics ;-;
look up len's version
I found the lyrics, but not on Len's version. There's one that says English subs in the title underneath the Len one when you look it up. The lyrics are in the description
no
ONLY vocaloids can sing about sex, death, pain, bitter love, ect... but STILL HAVE AINNOCENT, ENERGETIC, HYPE, FUNNY BEAT/RHYTHM
This song actually was on my 8th birthday o.o
:o
LOL
XD OMG
*dies*
0.o
"This song is so cute! I don't know what the lyrics are though.."
you don't want to know.
out of all things you dont want to know the lyrics
actually I know them lol
i tried XD
if a comment is betwen comas, you know this is a joke.
bwa haha
For some reason, I could already tell this song was going to be dirty without looking up the English lyrics. All I just needed to was look at 0:25 and I already knew what this song meant. XD
yeah
Yep
same
Before i knew:
DAWW,MIKU IS SO KAWAII!
After:
I take everything what i said back...
Wolf Games XD
😆😆
(Insert Lenny face here)
┬┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬┴
✌︎(ಠ ͜ʖಠ)
7u7
7u7 7w7 there
fandomtrash 666 weird peking out of 2 walls
this song’s so cute!
guys it’s ok
Me: *comes from school*
Me: *goes on youtube*
Me: *looks at recommended videos*
Me: oh hey! Heh, never heard this song before and it's called Kurumi*Ponchio
Me: *clicks and watches* hmmm...
Me: That's pretty catchy I wonder what the lyrics say
Me: *reads lyrics*
Me: ................0_0..........
lawl xD my reaction was when i saw the lyrics i was like "aaand... miku's gone down the guttered side once again :D" and then i derped xD haha
Well ig now you've finished school
“I swear mom! Pancakes are a good breakfast for all ages!”
Lol
With lots of syrup
@@akiradkcn and some cut up mango with banana.
久しぶりに見にきたら海外のコメントで埋め尽くされてて草
I found a gay wrestling version of this on Nico... '-'
Vesper Parsifal Link or it doesn't exist.
Vesper Parsifal Christ, people weren't kidding when they say American gay pornstars are built like Rock Pokemon.
+Vesper Parsifal lol
@@Hawwwlucha who said that? XD
@@v.parsifal6307 thx for destroying my ears 😂😂😂
Me before : sound good lets look up the lyrics
Me after : ...
and of course I looked it up...
Thanks much T^T
***** Lemony fresh Miku O.O
Answer me this please:
Have any of you heard a song by Hatsune Miku that wasn't sad or about sex?Because I haven't...
good point XD
Kitsune_Soul There is one were she wishes she was a cat or the veggie juice song.
m-miku are you ok?!O.O
Run...
Run before she catches us!
Stephano woodwind *incoming movie cliché* [falls] Go on without me!
*miku glomps me with her shirt halfway off:I*
me: Nastyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
miku: weeeeeeeeeeeeee
*His face turns red*
O-O
*She tackles him also*
NO!
*Runs like TURBO*
me:nobody makes people smile exept PINKIE PIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*miku starts to sit on my body* xD
Ok so I had a group project in my school where we had to advertise something, I was the editor, and I added this as the background music. No one noticed.
what a legend
@@spectral2506 yea what a legend
all these years later and this is still one of my favorite miku songs lmao
If you like this song I recommend Lake Oman
lol
LOL
Lol
English lyrics:
Dub-i dub-i chu-ppa-ppa
Dub-you dub-you dub-you-yeah-yeah!
Dub-i dub-i chu-ppa-ppa
Dub-you dub-you dub-you-yeah! (x8)
Greetings, gentlemen!
I've got my oven open right now!
"Would you like to heat it up?"
"Yes, please!"
Set it on fire and fill it up immediately!
Your banana, my mango
Have them peeled and enjoy it's taste
You still want more?
But even so you shouldn't be too rough on it...!
Field day is held on bed!
Roll over the ball on the black bush!
Hold and rub the orb that's by the goal
And send it to heaven in one go!
I'm thirsty already
But I'm still a baby
So I only can drink milk
Plentifully squeezed and you're ready to drop
You're a hunk, tsukemen
I'm sperm!
Have some salty pancake if you've become hungry
You could add sweetness as you like
By scraping sweet syrup from here
Mix your milk and my milk together
And then slosh the prime magic to it!
The secret spell is...
Kurumi Ponchio!
Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru po-ponchi
I'll have it raw and fresh by rubbing it
Squeezing it and sprinkling it firstly in the morning! (Yup!)
Kuru kuru kuru kuru po-ponchi
Chug-a-lug plentifully, soundly and firmly!
(Gulp, gulp!)
Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru po-ponchi
Morning wood, surprisingly white, thick and sticky *** flavor!
(Yup!)
Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru po-ponchi
It's stuck in my head, awake or asleep!
(Oh! My heartbeat!)
Hey, hey! How long are you going to leave me alone?
Is your banana just an ornament? No! No!
Gaze at me seductively, that's right!
Oh, I might be going nuts!
All in all, I'm just saying to love me
Please embrace me tightly and strongly
Get up your spirits! Get up your ***!
It's showtime tonight again!
If I lick ten thousand ice creams of charm
I wonder if I could be growing up
Would my **** grow a little bigger also?
I want you to fill me with overflowing love
I want to shout out with all my might right at this moment
So just hurry and fill me up!!
Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru po-ponchi
1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th...endless round again today!
(Yup!)
Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru po-ponchi
Already burned out? No complaining, mister!
(Not ending yet!)
Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru po-ponchi
Sprinkle extreme! Supreme! Overflowing love shower!
(Yup!)
Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru po-ponchi
Serve them all out, I'll drink them all up!
I'll squeeze more out for you!
And drink it up with love!
Gulp!
Dub-i dub-i chu-ppa-ppa
Dub-you dub-you dub-you-yeah-yeah!
Dub-i dub-i chu-ppa-ppa
Dub-you dub-you dub-you-yeah! (x8)
Dub-i dub-i chu-ppa-ppa
Dub-you dub-you dub-you-yeah-yeah!
Dub-i dub-i chu-ppa-ppa
Dub-you dub-you dub-you-yeah! (x8)
I first heard this song when I was 6-8, and just learned about the lyric...
*utterly sobbing in the corner*
When I was little i thought it was about food eurihftgjrihi
@@Vivij22same lol
Sex: *exists*
People on vocaloid youtube comments: S I N .
I first heard this when i was 14....and now i perfectly understand what the whole song is telling.....
0:38 wow Miku's Kaede Akamatsu cosplay is looking great
Yup
Me: this song looks cute since Miku is like the MOST innocent Vocaloid so how could this be wrong? (That's what we thought...)
Me: WAIT! What are the English lyrics?!? I want to know since the song sounds cute!
*looks up English lyrics*
Me:.... my life is a lie ;-;
LoL
me too!
nah otomachi una, tone rion, and rana are probably more innocent
If they don't play this at my funeral , *I'm not coming*
ah yes you want a sexual song to play at your funeral
@@sanariyadilman1114 Yes.
@@sanariyadilman1114 Yes.
@@sanariyadilman1114 yes
@@sanariyadilman1114 Yes.
Vocaloid, Vocaloid2 and Vocaloid3 are voice synthesizing applications, they have been commerically sold since 2004 and began from one of the simplest ideas of synthesizing the human vocals for singing. From the start this was never a easy task for the programmers behind the software, but from that beginning to what we have now Vocaloid has grown into a synthesizing phenomena who has spawned new musicians, albums, figurines and even concerts.
What an adorable song! the English lyrics must be cute too, right?
*OH NO WAI-*
I just realized that くるみぽんちお is おちんぽみるこ backwards, literally "d**k milk"
I love this
hope this song plays at coachella
I knew the title was familiar. The first version of this I heard was Len's.
;w;
Well, the lyrics with len? Im... OH GOD! LEN YOUR NOT JB!
Well, the lyrics with len? Im... OH GOD! LEN YOUR NOT JB!
This came first tho
I played this at my school and everyone liked it. If only they new the lyrics..
I knew it would be weird the instant I saw the thumbnail, the guy who drew this has a very recognisable artstyle and is a horndog.
Who's the artist? I want some sauce please
@@goldandcheese some say he is still waiting for the sauce
@@goldandcheese eromame 😔
* regrets learning japanese *
the lyrics XD so dirty
where do you find the lyric?
Angel Richards Ewwwwwwwww there just chibis… but uno happy tree friends...
I'm reading the lyrics right now, mm... whats for breakfast?
Dear lord XD
catscr123 ass bread with "special" syrup and obscene looking bananas
I listened to this as a kid and then found out the english lyrics
haha oops
Omg everyone's reactions to the lyrics I'm dying XD
Well... potasium is good! Right?...
Akidearest
Andrea Nicole200 ^-^
And Calcium😂😭
Lol 1:22 DAT ASS BUN
Uh, that's not an ass. It's the other female end in a bun. (burns in hell for realizing fact)
MOM IT'S JUST ABOUT FRUITS AND PANCAKES I SWEAR
Just so you know, she's repeating "Dopyu dopyu" in the rehearsal.... "Pyu Pyu" and "Dopyu Dopyu" are soundlike words and onomatopoeia used to describe the production of semen. That should already ring a bell of what the song is about.
There is another one similar to this one called "Oman-ko" using a word joke in describing the female genitalia "manko" or "omanko" by saying "Oman-ko" (Oman's Lake).
Rest In Peace Otsu...you’ll be missed dearly
I'm sure gakupo and kaito are having fun over there
Madako is certainly the best Vocaloid producer on the earth.
Wow...this is a lewd ass blast to the past...
Bread. Its. _Bread._
I know the lyrics all too well... Am I still vibing? without any regrets.
This was the first vocaloid song I ever heard. My friend was introducing me to vocaloid, got this song stuck in my head, and then showed me the English lyrics... I was a goody two shoes 11 y/o so I didn't really understand what it meant back then...
holy shit is this song fast
***** Every time
Jaden Wynne no, it's just every time I post a comment on a video someone says something about erza
***** I know but EVERY fucking time
This song is so happy for a sexual song (Unlike Pomp and circumference)
thats so true it hurs ;.;
pomp and circumstance isn't unhappy?
I mean its like too sexual and the true meaning isn't hidden
I think you mean pomp and circumstance
I mean they're completely different
I know that pomp and circumstance is about sex with the way the music sounds same for kurumi ponchio being about random pointless nonsense and fun
I love this song!! The animation is so cute and mikus voice will always be adorable!
Sequoia Holly you do know the english translation right
Space Gamer fuco oyu
Yiff Off thanks
The song is pretty good an catchy but u do know that they're talking about fruit sex right?
"Well you see mom they just like fruit! I mean it's very important for your body...oh that pancake? Well robots need breakfast too right?"
Thanks for ruining my childhood, VOCALOID.
_Now if you'll excuse me, imma go power wash my brain with _*_fire_*
this is a certified hood classic
This is one of those perverted songs isn't it
Yup
necroposting moment
*wait*
@@vantabebs what
if you’re reading this after 11 years
🥰📸
caught you in 4K
Wow, what a wholesome little song!! I sure hope it isn’t about anything inappropriate !!
I hate how fire this is though lmao
I KNOW RIGHT 😭
It's been years since I've heard this song
And I only needed almost a decade to find out it was *sex*
I remember when I was newer to vocaloid and I saw this, I didn't hear anything about it, but I wanted to hear the song. Some time ago I heard the lyrics then saw it in a Akidearest video, and now I can't stop listening to it.
Ten years ago, we have kurumi ponchio.
Ten years later, cyberpunk came out with ponponchi.
We've gone the full circle boys.
I had seriously forgotten completely about this song until it popped up on my reccomendeds recently... comes to show you how traumatic the lyrics were to 10 year old me lmao
I heard this song years ago, before I could speak Japanese.
Now watching it again...what the hell... o_o
I played this on my 6-year old sisters birthday party and she was dancing- 😃😀
you cruel human..... That's hilarious.
😳😳😳
This is absolutely diabolical
I thought it's was Kuromi ponchio but it's was kurumi ponchio 😭
omg the art style 💖
Kurumi Ponchio, has no japanese meaning, it's a backwards word Ochinpon Miruku, meaning **** milk
Coming back to this song after a few years. Omfg
Aw~ I recall when I first heard this song two years ago, thought it was a cute, sweet, adorable song, then I looked up the lyrics out of curiosity...
Well, currently I really like this song~ just took some time to get over how perverted it is xD
I love you eromane.
This song was legit stuck in my head and I found this in my reccomend
For the longest time I'd thought they were all swimming in an ocean of purple bow ties.
My life.
What are they in?
The person who animated this video was the same person who drew King Dedede Drooling While Eating
when u realize at the end Gakupo and Kaito are walking away together....
I think they're gonna go 'kurumi ponchio' now😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
I have no words for this masterpiece.
still vibing to this after finding out the lyrics ig
Everyone are saying that the English translation are inappropriate, but when I looked up the English translation, I found crap there and all I guessed was that Miku is talking about pancakes. Oh god, I am so confused
Kagami Sama your mind is too pure for the Internet
Me:*plays song*
My weeb friends : *DANCES LIKE THEY GONNA DIE*
Japanese classmates: TF
ya 8 años escuchando este rolón y no deja de gustarme
You could literally play this song at your 5 year old siblings' birthday and no one would realise what a perverted song it is XD
NO! NO! NO! NO! NOO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NUH HUHHHHH!!!! MIKU YOU DIRTY LIL SNEAKY LIL-!!!!! NUUUU MIKUUUU YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT NUUUU!!! T^T
Miku is not evil, her cuteness is not a lie, she is just showing her perverted side! ^-^
You make this song so child friendly lol
i've never felt this uncomfortable
awebo esta cancion me recuerda a mis principios como loquendero y otaku :3
XD igual que yo
Memories
how did I get back here? 💀
I know the lyrics, but 1:39 is still my favourite bit
*Dont Mind Me I Came From Aki*
me too
Me too...
•Akita Neru • **minds you anyway** Most people probably did XD
•Akita Neru • I did 2
•Akita Neru • SAME
A bop...
When your watching the vid and your mom walks in.
I listened to this when I was 9. Let that sink in.
Now, imagine Kagamine Len singing this.
Then it makes a whole lot of sense.