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Jack Vale is the original OG prankster on UA-cam. Starting out in 2007 using his own fart toy which he named "The Pooter" (thepooter.com). Old hidden camera TV shows like "Bloopers and Practical Jokes" and "Candid Camera" influenced him as a kid so it was destined that one day he would figure out how to play pranks on people for a living.
After uploading a few videos on UA-cam, various TV shows reached out and licensed several of his videos. Eventually, Dick Clark Productions and First Television asked him to produce and star in the all new TV show "Bloopers" in 2012. He has been a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Dr Oz, George Lopez Tonight, Fox and Friends, and others.
In 2014, Jack won the streamy award for best prank channel on UA-cam. This was the first year for the "Prank Channel" category. As pranks started to become mean-spirited and staged, Jack remained committed to providing clean, funny, authentic prank videos where the focus was not on "pushing the envelope", but rather on the "comedy" of the bits.
In 2015, HLN premiered a new reality show all about Jack and his family's business of pranking. The show did very well for the network and received an early pick-up for a second season.
Jack Vale has established himself as one of UA-cam's most accomplished original content creators and an established TV and Film producer. Currently he is filming new prank videos for his online audience and also producing and writing for multiple TV shows and films. Across all platforms, he has 5 Million followers and his videos have been viewed more than 10 Billion times. He is married, has 5 kids and his entire family lives in Tennessee, near Nashville. - Комедії
"You know I had an uncle named Eric."
HAHAHHA
my favorite part
What does uncle Eric have to do with anything? xD
That's the part that got me, too! That and his opening "carrot sticks flying at ya in the middle of the night." Hahaha
Uncle Eric he said it with such conviction that he convinced them that they had asked hahaha
I still quote this to this day😂😂😂 such a great line
"when you unplugged them, you ever have pancakes in the morning? "
Omg ..hahahahah
"ya where I am there's pretty nice weather"
Jack: "Oh yea I had an uncle names Eric".
The chicken nuggets can really get rusty when you leave them out in the heat where the children tend to wait for their uncles to pick them up from the park. But other than that, it's fine if you eat a bagel before showering because peanut butter is delicious.
win
Kazuto Kirigaya I had some of those Rusty chicken nuggets they were so good i shared them with my little nephews and nieces and my uncle had some too.. i got a little hungry when begin to shower cause they left me with very little pieces of chickens so i went dripping all the water on my way to the fridge just to get that peanut butter to squench the craving... ooh what a beautiful day it was..
Kazuto kirigaya that was a good one lol
haha, genious
It's only delicious if the coat of the chicken nuggets are rusted the same way Martin Lawrence had intended his role with bill
"if the radio is not turned off then you have every make, model and year of car driving down the road way too fast" PRICELESS
LMAO
"I had an uncle named Erik"
Hardest I ever laughed at a youtube video.
Jack, how do you NOT laugh when your doing this? I wouldn't last a second without cracking up!
Best yet. It's just so intimate. If you're in a store you can walk away from people, but these people are there and they have to do something, and you have to stand there and not break face. Fantastic.
Dude how do you make it seem like you know what your talking about lol there is no hesitation it just flows lol.... If you did that to me i would try so hard to not laugh this is too funny!
I think he imagines an actual vivid scenario and then uses that as a foundation for his jibberish. =P
You could for example imagine a plane that drops a package while flying over an island next to snowy mountains and then be like "the packages that fall from the air could sometimes get lost on the beaches, but usually the Yeti comes and picks them up and throws them in the ocean, so that's why it's always empty as far as the eyes can see", which sounds almost like it kind of makes sense but would be obvious nonsense to everyone else.
I don't know how they held it in at the end I would of died laughing lol " I had an uncle named eric" oh yeah? LOL
He is very clever at what he randomly says
A lot of times, you have children running barefoot with a hockey stick half way crooked and they tend to encounter problems that are too red to decipher. But if you cut the onion with your eyebrows, you tend to end up with a bright yellow door knob that you can use to investigate what size pants the cousins wear. If you get too lost, just feel free to peek through the blue sweater that Mr. T wore in 1990.
+melkam647 Thanks!
+Sebastian Soza Don't mention it. Especially since the doctor forgot his uniform in the heat of the night. It was fine by me, but my second cousin Bernie couldn't keep a straight face when he bit his pinky. Ever since, he has doubled his fascination with grey oil paintings that scare the rabbit from every cartoon show that graced the big screen. I was thinking maybe we could train together in an attempt to mend the old broken flame that we shared.
Absolute brilliance right there! Hilarious! 😄😄
“If the radio is not turned off then you have every make, model, and year of car driving down the road way too fast”.. Dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I too have a devilish green fly in my refrigerator next to the lawn at my mothers in the fall. Really nice shade a blue
This guy is soo freakin' hilarious!!! I love to mess with people but have never even thought about going this far. Isn't it amazing how most people just go along with it.
This made me laugh SO HARD!! Carrots sticks are everywhere and they come at you in the middle of the night and the sky opens up and everything's ok but first you should probably peel the apples. You need to really wash the sheets and pillows if you have people coming over in case the roofs breaks. I had an uncle named Eric. Oh my gosh so funny!
Dude, when you're shooting a video, don't tell the people about the pandas, because bad weather is bound to happen when you get the kitchen knife
***** It's weird that the Pope would act like that in an interview. He's usually real dignified, like a diplomat.
***** yeah it gets hard when the butter is baby dipered and a snow piddle is from a pie hat, but appart from that the u.s law is compressed to a droplet
Lol, "I had an uncle named Eric."
2:20 She says "I also live in the Bay Area too so..." "Yea, you know, I had an uncle named Eric." bwahahhahahahhaha
"we live in the bay area so the weather is pretty normal"
"oh that's perfect, you know i had an uncle named Eric"
hahahaha
"..:oh yeah that's great, that's perfect, I had an uncle named Eric..."
damn wanna be able to think of things out of no where like that, cause even though it was nonsense, he was able to portray it perfectly
the nonsense series is my favorite. it shows how lots of people will just smile and nod without even paying attention to what you're saying!
the paranoid series is hilarious too . keep up the great work jack!
Lol I started randomly doing this stuff to people after watching his other videos. It's hilarious watching their reactions in person. And much easier than you would think to keep a straight face.
I love these nonsense videos Jack! They give me a sense of nostalgia, 'cause me and my high school buddies used to do this to customers and co-workers when we worked at Pizza Hut back in the late 80's!!
You are literally the funniest guy ever omg 😂
Yep, JennJenn! He is my fantasy boyfriend and the craziest laughable comedian ever!
That's for sure!!!!! He is hilarious!!!
"Yeah we have pretty normal weather"
"Yeah i had an Uncle named Eric.."
"Pineapples and tomatoes when uhhh, when you're ready as well"
I'm laughing so hard, do more of these!
A Home Run!! On a serious note, this is the exact way a schizophrenic person's thought process works.
Yep, "Word Salad" is what it's called. And as sad as it is, it's hilarious to hear people talk like that.
omg i almost had a heart attack from laughing.
"his eyes would glow a piercing red"
*awww how cute!*
keep doing these please. Tears commin down right now!!! so hillarious.
Lmfao. I'd be like wtf
pineapples and tomatoes when you ready aswell hahahaha
Poor lady she looked frightened!!This was hilarious!!!!!!!
The sky opens up and everything’s ok.... lmfao 😂 Has me dying everytime
"Pineapples and tomatoes...when your ready aswell..i don't know, do you have a mother in law?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this is the greatest prank ive ever seen i could watch it all day hahaha
Thanks for putting a much needed smile on my face jack!
These nonsense videos are some of my favorites! Thanks Jack :)
More of this please. This is your best series yet.
JACK, now everyone at work is wondering why i am laughing so loud... you are amazing! way to switch it up. you get funnier and funnier every time!!!! Please make more and more
I had the same experience but I don’t care! So funny 😄😄
Jack, you can make anyone smile and make the day better! I really wish you could upload a video a day.
..."you know I had an uncle named Eric..yeah..."
LMAO !! I'm gonna use that.
Genius!! The more I watch of Jack Vale the more I think he's a brilliant comic. He does shit I would like to do but don't quite have the balls and composure to pull off. PROPS to him AND UNCLE JOHN!
This video made me cry tears of laughter. Make more!!!!!
BEST PRANK EVER! love it!! make more of these!!
The first lady keeps looking back (to make an escape plan) LOL!
This has to be my favorite kind of segment that you do!!!! You are a boss at improvising and at keeping a straight face. Also, thank you for showing the world that Christians can laugh and be funny!! I am a Christian and I'm trying to get my start as a comedy screenwriter, and you give me hope! God bless.
3:07
What I find hilarious is that he has shirt on
saying in all capitals "JACK VALE FILMS" the entire time. LOL!
Best prank ever.. we need more of these..
"Then you have every make, model and year of car driving down the road way to fast" beautiful line!
I've watched this quite a few times and every time I do I can't help but crack up when he says I had an uncle named Eric lol
"everybody has a chair that they sit on and rock" the lady "aww"
This is actually the best video you've ever done.
This never gets old!
"I had an uncle named Eric" hahaha died
Without a doubt FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER!!! Even though I first saw this 5 or so years ago, I have never seen anything quite as funny 👍😂
this is my favourite series from you jack. keep doing em and more frequently possible
I loved it. it made me think of peeler that got rusty after the desk ran away... classic. lol
the last lady she just said oh ya oh ya oh ya ?! so FUNNY
I LOVE these! Thanks jack!!
Still one of the funniest videos of all time
Hahaha, these nonsense videos are my FAVORITE!!!! More please!!!!
I need a sequel of this!
hahahaha laughed so hard at the carrots and the desk haha.
you gotta get more of these up !!
These videos are my favourite Jack!
They crack me up so much and I’m going to try it out for myself.
Not only that but the added benefit is that every time the moon moves across the field to make fiddle cakes, my uncle Eric plays guitar and it’s made out of old gaskets. But that’s ok because I had a flea and its mom said that chocolate was a good happening in the afternoon for long term visions about those situations.
it's so funny how they just agree to everything to what Jack says
good one, more of this.
PLEASE do more like this. im literally cracking up
Gotta make more of these jack , it's pretty damn funny
"carrot sticks coming at you in the middle of the night" haha
dayyuum dat shyt cracked me up
You just gotta rock... you know, back and forth... lol
hahahahahahahahaha the best one yet!!!
Jack i just started watching your videos yesterday, and now its today and im still watching them!
HAHA!! Man the people were thinking " What the hell is this guy saying". These are entertaining!!
Jack, I swear to God, i just laughed and a pooter came out at the same time.
this one was classic. "I had an Uncle Named Eric", Jesus man good work.
LOL this is probably my favorite "nonsense" video. I love it :D
Honestly the funniest video ever omg make more of these dude hahahah !!!!
im literally in tears. this is hilarious
LOL this is an amazing prank, amazing skills I could not do it withouth laughing really hard
JACK- You should include all the reveals in your videos from now on, I love the reveals almost as much if not more than the prank itself!
ROFL the girl in the black was actually havin a conversation with him about the weather LOL!
Killed me 😂 please do these again Jack !
There is no other way to explain this. Amazing.
Jack you are awesome. I have no idea how you do this. I would bust up laughing. You my friend are a prank god.
I don't think I ever laughed that hard at a youtube video. Thank you!
1:24
priceless face
haha I love it! you're awesome jack these pranks are great cause you do them sooo well!
There is only one word to describe this......Freaking Hilarious!
"The sky opens up and than everything is ok" lolololol
"His eyes would just get piercing red"
"Awwww that's so cute"
Hmm whatttt hahaha
Your nonsense videos are my favorite. hahahaha. Good work.
Jack I love these!!!! Keep them up!
LOL Jack you are absolutely nuts man! Awesome job!
mate this is the best prank. me and my mates used to do this back in school all the time! cant believe your getting people on camera hahaha
This is pure genius. omg can't stop laughing!
By far your best video!!!! Brilliant!
you should do more craigslist ones.
those are the best.
continue the awesome pranks.