Honestly this could be realistic. Most people obtain food intolerances or even dangerous allergies as they age. Considering he’s been malnourished and aged 20 years, it is very possible he could be allergic to gluten and/or peanuts, and he’ll definitely get a lactose intolerance.
The "I love food" at the end killed me lmao 😭😭😭 Now I'm imagining an "I cant help but wonder" cover where Telemachus and Odysseus bond about their newfound shared lactose intolerance (cause Ody is allergic to milk now) "I cant help but wonder What this world could be If we cooked with each other, And made meals with dairy..." "If that world exists-- In which I could eat cheese-- Its one I'll have to miss. Cause now I have allergies :(" Also THANK YOU for making these awesome parodies, they always brighten my day every time I listen to them ☺️💖
@ProtoX2011 What this food could be If you cooked for my mother Her name's Penelope All this time I've wondered If she could make meals that aren't gross 20 years she's cooked food But it's always just burnt toast 🎶☺️💕
@@MelissaJ22 Oh my son, did you know that the fact, I always ate her cooking even tho i'm too good Cuz i dont care if she got skill issues oh my cuz im hungry, I'm also the inventor of oreo And it's also my usual snack cuz it's a good cookie. I can only wonder, what your world has been, things you try to cook and the skills you discovered. 20 years we wondered but today ur not aloooone. My son im finally home!
@ProtoX2011 AU where Odysseus actually returns with the milk (and lactaid) "My son, I've brought lactose!" "Dairy, how I've longed to eat you..." "Telemachus... lactose!" ("Oh!") "Go. Tell your mother I'm home. Dinner will be in a moment." "Three course!"
Thank you so much! I changed some settings on microphone that helped with the tone as well 😊 I guess singing epic songs all day improves your voice! I also play the baritone and trombone at a professional level so my ear is pretty strong but it’s the singing technique that gets me. That’s why I tend to do better on sustained notes 😅
This is the last song I expected next but it’s so good!! These always make me giggle lol How did the ending somehow still make me emotional 😭 You’re a lyrical genius
Leaving a comment for the algorithm because this parody turned out better than I excpected! Really nice how you conveniently left as much lines as possible from the original in there!
THIS IS INCREDIBLE LMAO 😂😂 I laughed so hard and then literally shed a tear in the "I would cook for you over and over again" you're a genius. subscribed
The Hunger Saga: Would You Learn to Cook for Me Again [ODYSSEUS] Penelope [ODYSSEUS opens the bedroom door] [PENELOPE] Is it you? Have my prayers been answered? Is it really you standing there, or am I dreaming once more? You look different, your eyes look puffy Your frame is itchy, your lips have sores Is it really you, my love? [ODYSSEUS] I am not the man you fell in love with I've gained allergies after the war I can't be your always hungry husband And I can't eat the foods you cooked before Would you learn to cook for me again Adapt for allergies? The things I cannot eat Would our meals still be complete? I know that you've been cooking, cooking your food [PENELOPE] What kinds of foods can't you eat? [ODYSSEUS] Seafood makes my eyes go puffy and red And peanuts make my throat inflame and close Gluten gives me pain in my intestines But still I'm craving to eat a meal of yours So tell me Would you learn to cook for me again Adapt for allergies? That would be your task Would that be too much to ask? I know that you've been cooking, cooking [PENELOPE] If that's true, could you do me a favor? Just a moment of labor that would bring me some peace See that oreo? Could you take out the frosting? Remove the cookies of chocolate and take them far away from here [ODYSSEUS] How could you say this? I invented oreos they're my favourite snack They're so good every day I would eat a whole pack The perfect mix of cookie and frosting Separating them would be haunting So if you dared to do it, it would make the flavors skewed [PENELOPE] Only my husband knew that 'Cause of how much he loved food [ODYSSEUS] Penelope [PENELOPE] I will learn to cook for you over and over again Avoid every allergen No matter how long it's been, you're mine Don't tell me you're not the same person You're always my husband and I'll be cooking, cooking [ODYSSEUS] Penelope [PENELOPE, ODYSSEUS] Cooking, cooking (Penelope) Cooking, cooking Cooking, oh For you [Instrumental Break] [PENELOPE] So what's for breakfast? [ODYSSEUS] Fruit salad [PENELOPE, *PENELOPE & ODYSSEUS* ] I-*I love food*
But I thought Odysseus does the cooking for his wife? NOOOO! How dare the lore of these parodies be inconsistent? 😡 On a serious note, these parodies are amazing and always make my day. They're so clever and I love it. I was so not prepared for "Odysseus: Inventor of Oreos." Fucking genius.
@Adachi_Zephyr thank you 😭 it was so hard to decide when to go up octave and when to stay down, cause some parts go like 2 semitones below my range if I stay down
Telemachus will be distraught when he finds out his dad is finally home and they _still_ can’t eat meals with dairy. 😔
Bro is practically allergic to life 😭
"Odysseus: I invented oreos" is not something I thought I'd see today
"Your frame looks itchy"
Why does that line sound so threatening and unsettling
You know, I’m impressed how well you conveyed emotion in such a silly song. Like, in Penelope’s ‘Not the same person’ part. Well done!
Thank you very much 😁🙏
Just a man trying to get food.
Odysseus inventor of oreos what a title
One of the world’s brightest minds
@@HPOfficeJetProAll-In-One ONG And keep up the good work the song is fire
Bro cooked with this one
I was so curious about what you’d turn the Olive tree part into. Oreos, you turned it into the Oreo war crimes.
How dare she suggest the separation of an oreo cookie
Honestly this could be realistic. Most people obtain food intolerances or even dangerous allergies as they age. Considering he’s been malnourished and aged 20 years, it is very possible he could be allergic to gluten and/or peanuts, and he’ll definitely get a lactose intolerance.
When you’ve been living off of tree bark for 20 years, it would be pretty easy for your body to freak out when you eat anything else.
POV: Odysseus after Penelope made him a meal
“I..Have had….Enough…”
He should have said he cant look at pancakes the same anymore. Rip our boy 🥞
🥞🪦🫡
The "I love food" at the end killed me lmao 😭😭😭
Now I'm imagining an "I cant help but wonder" cover where Telemachus and Odysseus bond about their newfound shared lactose intolerance (cause Ody is allergic to milk now)
"I cant help but wonder
What this world could be
If we cooked with each other,
And made meals with dairy..."
"If that world exists--
In which I could eat cheese--
Its one I'll have to miss.
Cause now I have allergies :("
Also THANK YOU for making these awesome parodies, they always brighten my day every time I listen to them ☺️💖
I cant cook but wonder
@ProtoX2011
What this food could be
If you cooked for my mother
Her name's Penelope
All this time I've wondered
If she could make meals that aren't gross
20 years she's cooked food
But it's always just burnt toast
🎶☺️💕
@@MelissaJ22
Oh my son, did you know that the fact,
I always ate her cooking even tho i'm too good
Cuz i dont care if she got skill issues oh my cuz im hungry,
I'm also the inventor of oreo
And it's also my usual snack cuz it's a good cookie.
I can only wonder, what your world has been, things you try to cook and the skills you discovered.
20 years we wondered but today ur not aloooone.
My son im finally home!
@@ProtoX2011 YESSS FIRE 🔥 🔥🎶
@ProtoX2011
AU where Odysseus actually returns with the milk (and lactaid)
"My son, I've brought lactose!"
"Dairy, how I've longed to eat you..."
"Telemachus... lactose!" ("Oh!")
"Go. Tell your mother I'm home. Dinner will be in a moment."
"Three course!"
Never thought I would cry to a song about a man having allergies, but here we are
THE COOKING SAGA CONTINUES
honestly more invested in the hunger saga than actual epic at this point
Ngl you've improved a lot, and I gotta say, the 4:39 was near damn spot on, and now im hungry
Thank you so much! I changed some settings on microphone that helped with the tone as well 😊 I guess singing epic songs all day improves your voice! I also play the baritone and trombone at a professional level so my ear is pretty strong but it’s the singing technique that gets me. That’s why I tend to do better on sustained notes 😅
Please this is amazing! Never stop cooking!
such an emotional song im crying
This may be the greatest Song yet, am really hyped for the the rest of the Ithica saga
Unironically nailed some of Penelopes bits so hard
@hughjack5066 thank you!!
This is the last song I expected next but it’s so good!! These always make me giggle lol
How did the ending somehow still make me emotional 😭 You’re a lyrical genius
Fruit salad for breakfast oh I'm crying from laughing
Dude i need a Spotify album of these songs they're so good and goofy i love them! 😂
This is amazing! “What kind of foods can’t you eat?”
Leaving a comment for the algorithm because this parody turned out better than I excpected! Really nice how you conveniently left as much lines as possible from the original in there!
Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks! If you enjoyed this, check out some of my other parodies, much love ❤️
Legit me when I don’t like to eat the food (I have no allergies) (but my mom is an amazing cook so I won’t have to be singing this any soon)😅
THIS IS INCREDIBLE LMAO 😂😂
I laughed so hard and then literally shed a tear in the "I would cook for you over and over again"
you're a genius. subscribed
Im so glad you enjoyed!
The Hunger Saga: Would You Learn to Cook for Me Again
[ODYSSEUS]
Penelope
[ODYSSEUS opens the bedroom door]
[PENELOPE]
Is it you? Have my prayers been answered?
Is it really you standing there, or am I dreaming once more?
You look different, your eyes look puffy
Your frame is itchy, your lips have sores
Is it really you, my love?
[ODYSSEUS]
I am not the man you fell in love with
I've gained allergies after the war
I can't be your always hungry husband
And I can't eat the foods you cooked before
Would you learn to cook for me again
Adapt for allergies?
The things I cannot eat
Would our meals still be complete?
I know that you've been cooking, cooking your food
[PENELOPE]
What kinds of foods can't you eat?
[ODYSSEUS]
Seafood makes my eyes go puffy and red
And peanuts make my throat inflame and close
Gluten gives me pain in my intestines
But still I'm craving to eat a meal of yours
So tell me
Would you learn to cook for me again
Adapt for allergies?
That would be your task
Would that be too much to ask?
I know that you've been cooking, cooking
[PENELOPE]
If that's true, could you do me a favor?
Just a moment of labor that would bring me some peace
See that oreo? Could you take out the frosting?
Remove the cookies of chocolate and take them far away from here
[ODYSSEUS]
How could you say this?
I invented oreos they're my favourite snack
They're so good every day I would eat a whole pack
The perfect mix of cookie and frosting
Separating them would be haunting
So if you dared to do it, it would make the flavors skewed
[PENELOPE]
Only my husband knew that
'Cause of how much he loved food
[ODYSSEUS]
Penelope
[PENELOPE]
I will learn to cook for you over and over again
Avoid every allergen
No matter how long it's been, you're mine
Don't tell me you're not the same person
You're always my husband and I'll be cooking, cooking
[ODYSSEUS]
Penelope
[PENELOPE, ODYSSEUS]
Cooking, cooking (Penelope)
Cooking, cooking
Cooking, oh
For you
[Instrumental Break]
[PENELOPE]
So what's for breakfast?
[ODYSSEUS]
Fruit salad
[PENELOPE, *PENELOPE & ODYSSEUS* ]
I-*I love food*
I swear just yesterday I was saying to my sister
That I wonder when that printer guy is going to upload an ithaca saga parody
Love thiss💚
I have been waiting to find time to watch this, and I have not been disappointed, the hungry saga is the best saga
Amazing, I love it, truly a masterpiece 😢
Thanks for your support ❤️
3:16 Banger of lyric
3:14 actually the entire verse
I was wondering if i would get to hear you again in one of these 😂 so glad to have you back
I was wondering when we’d get another one of these, and I was not disappointed 😭❤️
This is... Something beautiful to listen to. I'm hungry now....
Thanks for listening!
But I thought Odysseus does the cooking for his wife? NOOOO! How dare the lore of these parodies be inconsistent? 😡
On a serious note, these parodies are amazing and always make my day. They're so clever and I love it. I was so not prepared for "Odysseus: Inventor of Oreos." Fucking genius.
They share the cooking 👀 Odysseus is much better than Penelope but he still likes to eat her food cause he wuvs her 🥰 thanks for your kind words!
@@HPOfficeJetProAll-In-One This is very valid reasoning. I like it
perhaps they have chefs
I thought the same thing 😭😭
He made fruit salad!!
I can listen to this on repeat for hours! I love your parodies so much!
Funny printer man has a VERY good singing voice, even though this song is a little out of his vocal range
@Adachi_Zephyr thank you 😭 it was so hard to decide when to go up octave and when to stay down, cause some parts go like 2 semitones below my range if I stay down
PENELOPE IS COOKING 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This is beautiful ;w;
can i do a cover of this? this is a masterpiece
Of course!! I’d love to see it
The deed is done and on my channel
FINALLY
Didn't Athena say that Ody does the cooking for his wife, not the other way around?
@@DenKyuIdeas they share the cooking, Odysseus is a much better chef but he still eats Penelope’s cooking cause he loves her
@@HPOfficeJetProAll-In-One Makes sense
Doesn’t he do the cooking for his wife?
@@awesomeaman113 they share the cooking, odysseus is a way better cook but he still eats penelope’s food cause he loves her
classic Odysseus. He’s just a man.
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