I like the part where Jakob talked about his grandfather escaping the holocaust and dying of skin cancer and then downing an entire thing of mint tictacs
@BarbarossaBMW88ϟϟ I see you everywhere. I hope to see less. Like, I hope you have a gruesome accident irl and can no longer use your hands, speak, or utilize technology.
@@polo619652 i think we just legit watched him get more comfortable. I dont think the jakob at the first date is the same jakob by the last. cool to see
@BarbarossaBMW88ϟϟ how is it that i can find you on any and every video that has nothing at all to do with politics, and still making an ass out of yourself? nazi's lost the war man
@BarbarossaBMW88ϟϟ says the guy who leaves a political hate comment on videos that have nothing to do with politics whatsoever, wow such edgelord much kek lol
I was gonna say he looks way different depending on his hair but there are times when his hair hasn't changed and he still looks like a different person. I still think the hair has a lot to do with it, when he grows it out he looks younger and less serious. When he has it short, most of the time, he looks like he gone steal your girl. Judging from some of the shit he's said in the past, if he's serious, he could also just be dealing with mental health shit and that could have an effect.
Escaping from ww2 does not equall being Jewish.. Resistance Fighters (or ties to them) were in danger. Communists, Socialists, Gypsies, or anyone the Nazis deemed 'sub-human' were in danger.. regular poles were also just in danger for being poles as many were falsly accused of being Resistance Fighters and were just executed. I mean, there was also a total war raging on, why would you stay? Besides... you can always just convert...
Trevor: "He is strong mentally, you can't break him, but first of all, he will break you." Date #3 "I'm liking him more and more.~" I'm fucking dead lmao!
This has to be the hardest I've laughed in years. Kudos to that ettiquette teacher for being so patient the whole time, but hey she seems great at what she does. That last date seemed the most chill out of all of them. I hope bringing beyblades to dates can become the norm someday
Jakob moved to shake her hand and you could see her going for it too, but then Jakob moved from his seat at the table which brought them closer than handshake distance so it didn't feel completely weird. Trevor just stood there and shook hands like a business meeting.
If someone goes for a handshake when you go for a hug, you should probably shift gears and just meet their handshake. Ignoring that boundary is pretty weird and rude tbh. Trevor was super closed off too lmao his body language was practically screaming "stay 10 feet away." He's a very timid gremlin.
@@Jack-rk7jc I wouldn't say the boundary was ignored, i'd say it was a misread of body language. Jakob stumbled on his chair as he was trying to move from behind the table, retracting his proffered hand and closing the distance between the two of them, putting them closer than reasonable handshake distance. Easy enough mistake to make imo
@@lixxist15 nah i’m assuming it’s gonna be almost every week, maybe 1-2 missed uploads a month but there weren’t that many before probably because of covid
There’s so much to unpack. Why’d that one girl have to think if 12 was too young? And how’d Trevor break his glass at around 27:28? Also I’m glad Trevor’s gamer groans are a thing outside of his streams.
I'm so thrilled that Trevor found a way to mention 9/11 at dinner after being advised not to.
twice
Not only was he advised not to, he literally said himself he shouldn't say it
That shit got me lmao 😂
@@God-ch4hd24:40 too
it took my soooo long to realize that’s what he was doing
That woman was the champion of polite laughter
It's almost spiteful but just out of reach of that territory
Polite Queen 👏🥦🔥🤠
She literally teaches an etiquette class.
Tis annoying
There was several women in this video
I like the part where Jakob talked about his grandfather escaping the holocaust and dying of skin cancer and then downing an entire thing of mint tictacs
Wow I thought this was a joke wtf
Haha I thought this comment was a joke lmao
@@EpicJosueJedi PLSSS
I think you mean mint tiktoks
i was crying when he put the napkin to his face and started crunching
"no thank you for the salad"
- Jakob Morris, refusing water
Fucking great.
I was crying 💀💀
Most funny thing i heard all week lmaoo
Moraes nor morris
Besides the obvious social awkwardness, Trevor never looking at the woman was the cherry on top
He fears what he doesn’t understand
@@zackaryford3315 I’M CRYIBG
He has an actual girlfriend
He's being polite to his gf to never look at another women for the rest of his life.
Now spaghetti on the other hand 11:06
i couldn’t BREATHE when trevor’s chair collapsed after pouring that white claw
🤣🤣why did he bow to her?!
I was crying laughing
I like how Trevor trys to make jakob’s shyness seem like a manipulative act
True
wingman??
Gaslighting
@@eminatorstudios that’s opposite of a wing man
And almost always fails, making the date interested lmao.
The dating sequence is like a long series of punches to the stomach
It gave me the same anxiety as watching Curb Your Enthusiasm
I cannot physically bring myself to watch anything beyond the first half of the video.
As soon as Jakob said his name I seized up
This is pain
I thought it was just funny lmao
I lost my shit when he told the girl no thank you for the salad when she offered him water
"How's your relationship with Jesus"
"We've been bickering"
*Intense look*
"I'm Jewish, so" OMG
LMAO shit killed me
Not sure if that woman was playing a character because she should be part of the offcanny main cast with how awkward she is.
@@polo619652 which one
@@omni6982 the blonde woman in the eye-outfit, I imagine
@Dau TwoTimes @vivianneserendipia
"I have tremors in my hands. Im not nervous. Never have been."
Alpha as FUCK
17:42
Sigma male.
@@hisan5485cmon it’s a joke this time, yea anyone who says alpha or beta seriously is a loser but this clearly a joke and kinda funny too
@@ashtonpierce3109 sigma is also a meme term dw no harm meant
@@ashtonpierce3109 u sound beta asf
the fact Jakob looks like hes on the verge of tears and the verge of laughing the whole video is so funny to me
I love how the woman in the beginning was more concerned with Jakub saying "shut up" instead of "I'm gonna stand up and fart in your face."
cause she didnt hear that
Adult Swim should just give Offcanny a show already
agreed
Oh for sure
they have a youtube channel where they have meetings live maybe people could bring it up in the chat
Their style of commedy would work well on the channel tbh
Fuck adult swim.
I like how they pretty much threw everything they learned out the window
Everyone has a plan until they get punched- Mike Tyson
They did everything they were told not to do
But he didn’t want the salad
Trevor did remember to burp into a napkin though, that was classy AF
literally every offcanny video
Jakob talking about the holocaust and then immediately eating as many tic tacs as possible made me laugh so hard my sides hurt
same lol. one of the funniest bits in this episode
Did not even get to this part yet but reading this made my cry laughing
“What’s your relationship with Jesus?” “Ohh me and Jesus have been bickering…. I’m Jewish sooo…” lmao
Girl: Hi, how are you?
Jakob: *stands up*, Jakob Morris
That's the "I've been rehearsing this line in my head for the past 20 minutes so its not going to waste"
Comedy fucking gold
It's normal not to respond to these questions... You actually look awkward if you do
The confidence in trevors “tiny man square” broke me
Also that European broad was fucking insane in all the right ways
I fkn lost it when he said that.
The false narrative that steve from minecraft is an abuser and hates everybody is so casually said by that woman
he do be doing the villagers pretty dirty tho
@@chrisreaves6399 eh, they rip steve off anyways, usually.
My favorite of the dates
yeah that 2nd date was hilarious
she was thinking of herobrine
As much as I love these boys, I hate seeing them interact with other humans
it causes permenant neurological damage
This channel is the epitome of secondhand embarrassment.
@@stonkguy0529 And we love every second of it
I would hate to interact
Among Us amirite
the aggressive “JAKOB MORRIS” when he introduced himself to the girl took me out
It was so funny😂😂
I was not expecting it 🤣
He said it like how they announce the names in Mortal Kombat
Jakob’s face crated a new emotion when she said “the size of the fork does not matter”
"What do you think of Tiny Man Square?"
"I'm sorry?
*20 minutes later I imagine
"What do you think of Tienanmen Square?"
*Breaks down laughing
As if she just realised what Trevor was trying to say
[REDACTED]
I fucking knew he said "tiny man square"
Then she changes the subject
Nothing ever happened in [REDACTED]
that second girl was a trooper. just went along with everything
It was hard to watch the first girl
I'm impressed by her. She read their vibes and matched 'em. She almost out crazies them at points
"I love women but I hate talking to them" well goddamn jakob
Baste and repillbed
Jakob talking about his dead ancestors and dead grandpa during the date based
@@Mannnnnnnn based on facts and logic
and then the seamless transition to stuffing his mouth with tic tacs... iconic
@BarbarossaBMW88ϟϟ I see you everywhere. I hope to see less. Like, I hope you have a gruesome accident irl and can no longer use your hands, speak, or utilize technology.
Nothing based about his tribe
poggersome redpilled unsimp based
Can we talk about how instantly Jakob changed when the last girl walked in? Someone had a lil crush teehee
im p sure he has a gf
@@myopinionisstupidanddoesnt606 They broke up during the boxing video
Remember viewers, it's not the size of the fork, but the placement of it.
My fork is only used for soup
You could really use that as a metaphor with anything
@@sheogorath2657 my mom thinks im a psycho because i eat my soup with a fork
@@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere Your mum's right.
Jesus Christ the cringe is off the scale, and it’s just how I like it.
"What's the cringe meter say?"
"3.6, but that's as high as it goe-"
"Okay, 3.6, not great, not terrible."
I know, watching this is more painful than being shot lmao
@Wummii that’s Candice
@@JakeOO7 I rather enjoy this tbh, did'nt feel any cringe...
who’s candice?
" me and Jesus have been bickering" "I'm Jewish" 😭😂😂
Finally someone else mentions it that was the funniest part
Timestamp
@@Wednsday rewatched the whole video to search for this. 21:32
@@benniemoralli6451
I genuinely hope your week goes well
Jakob REALLY kicked up the charm when the last lady came on.
Fax
Really started to try
something inside him kicked in
He was just having fun with the previous ones, trying to be funny and awkward hahahah
He went from playing to actually having game
When Trevor said "Boogers are no-no??" I fucking laughed so hard that I hurt my throat. Holy fuck this was so so so good
I know! This channel is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Every video sends you.
Timestamp?
@@JermaLover sends u where??
@@Chillbird235 11:10
Bruh that one KILLED MEEERR
The etiquette teacher was so polite and encouraging.
"Did i hear...unkind words?" BARS.
What?
@@thegreatders344 Exactly(:
@@vialiger u right. That shit went HARD bruh
@@ZethDee More like BARScanny...
@@thegreatders344 i like your pfp
"can you cut the chicken?"
"idk my hands are a little dainty"
Love the introduction on the first girl. She walks in all like "hi, how are you" and Jakob stares her down nervously and goes "JaKOb mORRis"
“2000? So you don’t remember 9/11?” fucking KILLED me
At 22:44 he says he doesn’t remember it himself lmao
you know her @?
I like how Jakob is wearing a casual jersey and some jeans while Trevor is dressed up in a full on tux
this should be listed as a psychological horror
“You’ve never heard of tiny man square?!” Trevor proceeds to release an unrelenting amount of tiny man lore on poor zoey
"I'm streamer actually, y'know there's this other streamer -i don't know him, his name is jerma and you wouldn't BELIEVE the size of that man(let)..."
I genuinely cannot tell if Jakob is always in character or that's actually him, and that is what makes this video fucking hilarious.
Are either of them in character or not?
i dont think they're in character they look genuinely nervous LMAO
I think they're in the "we do this bit to be intentionally awkward, haha dude that would be so funny" mode but they definitely are being themselves
@@atticusmars you can tell by how Jakob handled the last date that his spaghetti isn't spilling out of his pockets all the time.
@@polo619652 i think we just legit watched him get more comfortable. I dont think the jakob at the first date is the same jakob by the last. cool to see
“Is that your real hair?”
“No.”
Bruh, that one got me💀
Me too and then the cut afterwards 😂
that genuine look of confusion on Jakob's face when she said she doesn't know avengers end game
Bro it still makes me blanch in laughter 😂
"Wanna build a lego set 2gether?" Honestly thats a banger of a pick up line
“2000 ?!?! so you don’t remember 9/11” literally in tears at that part
you know her @?
@@j4n.276 Down bad
"What do u think of Tiananmen Square?"
"What kind of music? Hmmm"
She's a spy
Tiny man square*
@BarbarossaBMW88ϟϟ how is it that i can find you on any and every video that has nothing at all to do with politics, and still making an ass out of yourself? nazi's lost the war man
@BarbarossaBMW88ϟϟ 0:00 for everytime you leave a stupid ass comment on a video
@BarbarossaBMW88ϟϟ says the guy who leaves a political hate comment on videos that have nothing to do with politics whatsoever, wow such edgelord much kek lol
@BarbarossaBMW88ϟϟ lol oh noooo im gay? that's the best you can come up with LOL
It’s so cute that by the end Jakob was actually fairly competent with the last girl
Because he realized “oh shit someone I actually would like to date, time to get serious” lol.
@@FirstFamilyCharger And she's the one saying that she wouldn't prefer any of them
@@FirstFamilyChargerit looked like he actually gave up when he smashed that bay blade on the ground.
Trevor falling over after he poured the drink was the creme of the crope
I can relate to becoming a sumo wrestler, but these activities are becoming insane now.
Going on a date, the most inane thing of them all.
The most daring Offcanny video concept yet!
Just wait till the we become civil episode
@@thesun564 never knew this thing existed!
Jakob is a face chameleon. He looks like a different person each day
I didn’t recognize him at first
Thought they picked up a new guy
This made Me laugh way harder than it should've. I Thank You 💛
I was gonna say he looks way different depending on his hair but there are times when his hair hasn't changed and he still looks like a different person.
I still think the hair has a lot to do with it, when he grows it out he looks younger and less serious. When he has it short, most of the time, he looks like he gone steal your girl.
Judging from some of the shit he's said in the past, if he's serious, he could also just be dealing with mental health shit and that could have an effect.
@@EvanSaltare there’s also just the cliche that everyone looks “different without their glasses”
I fucking love the part where she realized what trevor meant by tiny man square and lost it and completely answered a different question for jakob
Bro, don't be fooled by their awkwardness, they got balls of steel for doing this shit. This one cracked me up so many times
I can't believe that the way to a woman's heart is hot wheels and minecraft lego sets
Both of those woman preferred Jakob is the sad part the Legos didn't work
@@kyleoconnell3252 true, actually feel bad for Trevor lmao
@@kyleoconnell3252 the beyblade seemed to work though
I once got a girl to talk to me by sending her Bionicle pictures, it works my guy
Do you let it rip? Is my go to pickup line now.
“Is he ok?”
“Yeah he’s fine he’s just choking”
FUCKING GOLDEN
How did Jakob go boss mode on the last girl holy shit zero to a hundred
This is one of the funniest videos offcanny has ever made and im not even halfway through
Every single female being concerned for Trevor makes my day
If laughter adds to lifespan, Trevor falling and then breaking the glass definitely gave me a couple years.
I'm glad I finally found a comment about it because that shit fucking killed me 😂😂😂
i choked on my water 💀
Why does it seem like the teacher could snap at any moment
You could see it in her eyes
she got assistant principal vibes
She held together so well. She was either about to laugh or start hitting them with something lol.
the camera forced her cool
I love how Trevor is getting creative and TRYING to mention 9/11 when he was told not to
"me and Jesus have been bickering I'm Jewish sooo"
Jakob-2021
Did Trevor just call it "Tiny Man Square" I'm losing it
WHY DID THE SECOND WOMAN ASK ABOUT JAKOBS RELATIONSHIP WITH JESUS WHEN HE ALREADY TOLD HER ABOUT HIS FAMILY IN WW2😭😭😭
Escaping from ww2 does not equall being Jewish..
Resistance Fighters (or ties to them) were in danger. Communists, Socialists, Gypsies, or anyone the Nazis deemed 'sub-human' were in danger.. regular poles were also just in danger for being poles as many were falsly accused of being Resistance Fighters and were just executed.
I mean, there was also a total war raging on, why would you stay?
Besides... you can always just convert...
My great grandparents were Jewish and escaped the holocaust and nazi Germany in the late 30s but I am Christian
Because there’s not much relevance between the two
my grandma converted to avoid suspicion after coming to the US
The etiquette lady keeps roasting Trevor throughout the lesson and it’s fantastic
we are truly blessed to receive these many uploads in a month
Praise be.
Praise be.
Praise be.
Praise be.
Praise be.
back again as always, i miss u every day offcanny
The fact that Trevor still uses the broken glass is fucking hysterical
I didn't even see it break it just cut to him holding half a cup and i didn't even question it
So we’re just not going to talk about how they both went out of character and sicko mode for the last girl
I mean she was the cutest one
@@deathcomplex0322 yeaa but nah last girl was cuter
@@Poliswag7 lets just say we have a difference in taste then but I wont deny thar the last girl was cute asf too
@@deathcomplex0322 right dude Tatti is absolutely stunning
I mean they had the most alcohol in their system by the end
i love that you can tell jakob actually liked the last girl so didnt intentionally make it awkward for a bit.
The “like what is too young for you” line and the look at the camera was just comedy
Wait, did Trevor open a NEW WhiteClaw EVERY DATE IM CRYING WHY IS THIS SO DAMN AWKWARD
no joke, this is actually one of the greatest videos of all time and I've been coming back every week to keep watching it again
I love when jakob makes the kiss on the lips joke and realizes what he said and apologises profusely
Etiquette Coach: Don't make sounds at the table.
Trevor: *LEGO helicopter sounds*
😂😂🤣🤣
Trevor: "He is strong mentally, you can't break him, but first of all, he will break you."
Date #3 "I'm liking him more and more.~"
I'm fucking dead lmao!
This has to be the hardest I've laughed in years. Kudos to that ettiquette teacher for being so patient the whole time, but hey she seems great at what she does. That last date seemed the most chill out of all of them. I hope bringing beyblades to dates can become the norm someday
I wanna see them try professional wrestling
Literally next week
@@OFFCANNY can't wait for all of your Randy Savage amd Hulk Hogan impersonations
@@OFFCANNY awwwe shit yesss
@@OFFCANNY hope it is oil wrestling
@@OFFCANNY cool
anyone gonna talk about how that one girl hugged jakob but didn't hug trevor
Jakob moved to shake her hand and you could see her going for it too, but then Jakob moved from his seat at the table which brought them closer than handshake distance so it didn't feel completely weird. Trevor just stood there and shook hands like a business meeting.
If someone goes for a handshake when you go for a hug, you should probably shift gears and just meet their handshake. Ignoring that boundary is pretty weird and rude tbh. Trevor was super closed off too lmao his body language was practically screaming "stay 10 feet away." He's a very timid gremlin.
@@Jack-rk7jc I wouldn't say the boundary was ignored, i'd say it was a misread of body language. Jakob stumbled on his chair as he was trying to move from behind the table, retracting his proffered hand and closing the distance between the two of them, putting them closer than reasonable handshake distance. Easy enough mistake to make imo
@@MisterAleksandr I didn't say Jakob ignored it. I said Trevor went for the handshake before she could even go for a hug, so they shook hands instead
@@Jack-rk7jc Ah, fair enough. I thought you were suggesting that she ignored the handshake and went for the hug. My b, my b.
"Oh, boogers are no no?" Never change Trevor
The face and delivery were a thing of beauty
Offcannys new rapid upload schedule scares me
it’s always sundays at 11am just not guaranteed
@@lixxist15 nah i’m assuming it’s gonna be almost every week, maybe 1-2 missed uploads a month but there weren’t that many before probably because of covid
Shhhhh enjoy this
Offcannys new rapid upload schedule gets me off
Dont get your hopes up
i love the absolute raw energy of these dates. the editing is perfect
Watching them awkwardly attempt to incorporate the etiquette teachings was genuine comedy gold
Its really heartwarming to see the exact correlation of Jakob working with people that are good for his mental health the and the rate of uploads.
Bro when he said "they must be pretty if they take after you" my guy won right there
“Do you can think you can cut the chicken?”
“Like, with my hands?”
The last woman was the nicest person on the face of this earth all the respect to her for her politeness and sense of humour
this is genuinely the funniest shit i've seen in a while
Never knew Robert Pattinson was THIS awkward.
lmao
I mean have u seen him in the kitchen???
“He laughs like he’s sick” killed me
"A little awkward... but hey, aren't we all?" Beautifully said.
trevor's presence has brought a new air of mental instability to offcanny, welcome trev
I always prepare for maximum cringe when I see him in the thumbnail
Yum
Yum
Ted
Son
Yo Milkman
Woah it’s Ted from hit movie Ted
You can tell Jakob actually wanted to have a chance with the last girl. His mood switched up real quick
And here I thought Sully from Monsters Inc and Jaden Smith were girlfriends.
?
what the fuck lmao
I love this comment so fucking much
accurate
There’s so much to unpack. Why’d that one girl have to think if 12 was too young? And how’d Trevor break his glass at around 27:28? Also I’m glad Trevor’s gamer groans are a thing outside of his streams.
when he fell through the whole table and chair
man was four whiteclaws deep there had to be some casuality
"What's your relationship with Steve? Oh that's the Minecraft guy"
Jakob must've been confused by that one.
"Wait whats so funny? WAIT DONT DRINK IT I just wanna know what's so funny"
"Just the way you're pouring it"
"Oh ok. There you go"
*fucking dies*
This is legitimately the most underrated channel. Every video is gold.
This video is literally the funniest thing I've ever seen and I'd die to have dinner with these two 🤣
"yeah he's fine he's just choking"
-Trevor