What’s With All These Racists Calling the Cops? - The Jim Jefferies Show

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
  • Jim takes a look at the rash of white people calling the cops on black people for just living their lives.
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  • @jhonatanchaires9253
    @jhonatanchaires9253 5 років тому +2037

    Australians speak like they're drunk and angry but America acts like they're drunk and angry

    • @JustAGuyProduction
      @JustAGuyProduction 5 років тому +16

      Wrong, we ARE drunk and angry.

    • @THEchiQ
      @THEchiQ 4 роки тому +4

      He’s drunk. Saw him perform, bumped into him afterwards. Trolleyed.

    • @IvoPurwanto
      @IvoPurwanto 4 роки тому +8

      Drunk angry and full of gun

    • @Snipz1978
      @Snipz1978 4 роки тому +8

      Correction... heterosexual white Americans act drunk and angry. 😊

    • @naxxer-nha
      @naxxer-nha 4 роки тому +1

      I thought he was a very drunk american

  • @robertglass3944
    @robertglass3944 5 років тому +1018

    "for doing nothing"!!? Jim!! Those people where clearly being black. Black!!

    • @lungisatakane772
      @lungisatakane772 5 років тому +95

      Of all the things they could've chosen to be they chose to be black. Smh.

    • @garrissontitman9143
      @garrissontitman9143 5 років тому +63

      And did it in PUBLIC, where YT has to see them... next they'll be walking on the same sidewalk..
      😉

    • @daveyhouston
      @daveyhouston 5 років тому +6

      Hilarious

    • @superfly2449
      @superfly2449 5 років тому +3

      Robert Glass His show has a two drink minimum.

    • @robertglass3944
      @robertglass3944 5 років тому +2

      @@superfly2449, Rightly so.

  • @piratexxxking
    @piratexxxking 5 років тому +1033

    The only thing new is every one has a camera. This nonsense has been going on for decades

    • @greyerbaby3323
      @greyerbaby3323 4 роки тому +19

      100%! Like Rodney King - video evidence then too. Somehow those cops were acquitted.

    • @kevcarrell7857
      @kevcarrell7857 4 роки тому +7

      Decades? Hundreds of years... It makes me laugh. I would love to have an app that removed the skin from the body, then without the skin. Challenge the user to tell the difference between races. Not just black and white, Asian, Hispanics, and any cultural groups, regularly, racially, and viciously attacked.
      I think, unless you have expert medical knowledge. Any correctly defined races, would be a bit of a fluke.
      In my opinion, becoming a better case for bullying or gang culture clashes, rather than solely racism.
      Some people just like to intimidate other people for their own gain. Giving rewards from their gain to other people. Creates a select group. When they become a larger percentage of the area they live in. They justify their greed, by refusing certain liberties to those who are through no fault of their own. Now the minority.
      Civilisation or national pride, does not mean that anyone has the right to bear arms against another. Just because they will take written word and mis qoute it. Or take it out of context. Assuring the proletariat, they are more knowledgeable than the lessons in whatever religious text the majority follow.
      Although now the religion appears to be greed, covetousness, and a healthy disrespect of common decency.
      Bah....

    • @rapdog5671
      @rapdog5671 4 роки тому +8

      Centuries

    • @terrencemyers1033
      @terrencemyers1033 4 роки тому

      Europeans are racist that is why they call themselves white. Most human beings are born with a nationality not Europeans they call themselves white even though a DNA test will never confirm they are white.

    • @ross-carlson
      @ross-carlson 4 роки тому +4

      @Yo Mama And there we have it folks, an absolutely moronic idiot who isn't intelligent enough to get the point - you racist fuck. Yes, Rodney King committed a crime - did that give the police the right to beat him without mercy, holding him down while doing it? Again NO you racist fuck.

  • @samir6047
    @samir6047 5 років тому +602

    How about a fine. Anyone who makes a call like that gets fined

    • @Sigart
      @Sigart 5 років тому +31

      I think there is a fine for wasting the police's time, however it has to be proven that you intentionally called in order to waste their time; not that you "simply" made a mistake. Because otherwise, you might have people actually seeing something suspicious, but refraining from calling to avoid a fine.

    • @beatrixthegreat1138
      @beatrixthegreat1138 5 років тому +8

      Samir I thought you could be fined for calling 911 when there isn’t an emergency.

    • @kevinloving3141
      @kevinloving3141 5 років тому +12

      Or how about cities use common sense when it comes to grilling in the park or children selling bottled water, these women are using these laws to harass others if these laws weren't there or the penalties were no more than $5 this would go a long way.

    • @Ahmetfusta
      @Ahmetfusta 5 років тому +1

      @@beatrixthegreat1138 this. They have a different line for things that aren't an emergency

    • @beatrixthegreat1138
      @beatrixthegreat1138 5 років тому

      Ahmet Fatih Usta yep 👍🏽

  • @sreddi83
    @sreddi83 5 років тому +1188

    just fine the people who call the cops for stupid reasons.

    • @The.End.Begins24
      @The.End.Begins24 5 років тому +39

      That would stop it.

    • @nelethewitch
      @nelethewitch 5 років тому +147

      @@The.End.Begins24 We got that in Germany. Infact, if the police finds you called them knowing it wasn't a real emergency you get fined -HARD-.

    • @patrickkenyon2326
      @patrickkenyon2326 5 років тому +103

      It is a $500. fine. My neighbor called the police because my cat was on the roof of her house, and it was upsetting her cats.
      I don't own a cat. It was one of hers. $500. fine to her.

    • @Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire
      @Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire 5 років тому +85

      @Black Rod America is a third world country on a first world budget

    • @christianterrill3503
      @christianterrill3503 5 років тому +14

      @Black Rod we do have laws for calling police or emts for no reason. Infact it can be a arrestable crime, not just a fine but jail time.

  • @pdoylemi
    @pdoylemi 5 років тому +520

    We had incidents like that at my marina just last year. Technically, you have to be a member or a guest to be on the property, but we have always allowed locals to come on the property to fish as long as they stay in designated areas. It was that way when I joined 20 years ago! But we have had a large influx of new members in the past couple of years, and most of the fishermen are black people - often because those fish are to feed themselves - its not a game to them, and we understand that. Last year, a black man and his son who have been fishing there as long as I have been there, had the cops called 6 times. After the first time, we put a notice in the newsletter, and a sign on the bath house (because everyone goes there, asking whoever was calling 911 to stop. After the second time, members of the board and the shore committee began telling people to stop. After the 3rd time, we changed the rule (which we did not want to do, because sometimes the people in the designated fishing areas were pricks, and we liked to have the option to tell them to fuck off) and it kept happening. Finally, an ex-cop member got a buddy on the force to tell him who the fuck was calling the cops on these people. Big surprise! A super Christy evangelical, Trump supporting couple who had just joined that year! Wouldn't you know it? We ALSO have a club rule against the display of religious or political signs or symbols on club property. And they had mounted a 4 ft wooden cross at the end of their dock! It was another of those rules we did not enforce unless someone went overboard with it - but rules are rules, and those pricks are gone!

    • @arlenehutchinson9259
      @arlenehutchinson9259 5 років тому +65

      You should have nailed them to it!

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 5 років тому +34

      @@arlenehutchinson9259
      That would have been satisfying.

    • @Dino-Hrnic.
      @Dino-Hrnic. 5 років тому +18

      And everyone clapped and cheered

    • @AlvisMonado
      @AlvisMonado 5 років тому +47

      Thank you for standing up for people. It really means a lot, especially when people down always have the power to do so.

    • @AlvisMonado
      @AlvisMonado 5 років тому +27

      Or when standing up for yourself is risky.

  • @malcolmthorne9779
    @malcolmthorne9779 5 років тому +135

    Or you could just fine people for Calling the cops for no legitimate reason.
    We do that here in sweden and it works pretty well. At least well enough that this shit doesn't happen.

    • @daveyhouston
      @daveyhouston 5 років тому +1

      Sweden is black free so not even slightly relatable

    • @jlrinc1420
      @jlrinc1420 5 років тому +5

      @ that's a pretty good idea

  • @Legionaer666
    @Legionaer666 5 років тому +285

    As long as there is no punishment, these calls will never stop.

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 4 роки тому +6

      NewtNukem oh boy.
      Ok buddy so let’s hear it.
      How are the people in these videos not racist?

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 4 роки тому +7

      NewtNukem ok, so what were the reasons the people in the video called the cops?

    • @Keyofdistenyzgar
      @Keyofdistenyzgar 4 роки тому +16

      @NewtNukem do you think that those people would have still called the cops if the people were white? Personally I find that hard to believe.

    • @mainemac3310
      @mainemac3310 4 роки тому +2

      That’s the whole plan

    • @vincentdemidio7902
      @vincentdemidio7902 4 роки тому +5

      @@Keyofdistenyzgar Why do you even try to explain logic to that imbecile, Newt? He's probably a prejudiced, little "white boy" himself, so that's why he's giving you that VACUOUS speech.

  • @oronero6071
    @oronero6071 5 років тому +298

    Real story: I was house sitting for a friend near San Francisco a few June's ago. We're both engineers at the same company and since I had recently moved to California, hanging at his house for a couple weeks was much better than my Apartment. I mowed the lawn, walked the dog, and fed the fish. I also told another friend I'd take a look at her house while their family went camping that weekend. The day I was gone, the neighbors to the left of the first friends called the police to the house to report my suspicious prensence. Apparently a bunch of cops showed up to the house but I wasn't there. The neighbor on the right side came out and told the cops who I was since our kids all went to the same elementary school.
    I knew nothing of this until i came back to the first house and while I was feeding the dog, my friend called in a panic and profusely apologized and asked if I was alright. I just thought it was kind of stupid and funny. After all, I was taking the dog out for regular walks and checking the mail every day. A day later Philando Castile was shot and killed by the police. It made me think it could have been me taken away from my kids and wife that day.

    • @LazarusSlade
      @LazarusSlade 5 років тому +5

      Jeez! Why you gotta be a drama queen about it! Absolutely nothing happened to you. You didn't even interacted with the cops. Get over yourself!

    • @AmbyJeans
      @AmbyJeans 5 років тому +96

      AC
      Are you fucking kidding me? They aren't being over dramatic, did you not watch the video? Maybe you don't understand what it's like to not know if you'll be murdered by police for doing mundane everyday things that everyone else is doing. You just showed everyone how ignorant you are. Or maybe you're just trolling and trying to be rude.

    • @Serai3
      @Serai3 5 років тому +50

      +AC Wow. I'm impressed. Seriously, I didn't think anyone COULD suck as much as you.

    • @AmbyJeans
      @AmbyJeans 5 років тому +99

      OroNero
      I live about 45 minutes away from SF. My husband was nearly killed by a police officer two years ago. He was going to the gym at a quarter to 6 am and a car ran a red light and t boned him. The car rolled three times and caught on fire. He managed to crawl out despite having a severe concussion.
      Instead of rendering him aid, the first arriving officer decided my husband "fit the description" of some guy fleeing some scene the next town over. So the officer tackled my husband, put a gun to his head and cuffed him using all kinds of N words. His fellow officers pulled him off and reported him to their superior, but it didn't stop him from filing a hit and run charge on my husband when he was taken by ambulance.
      We had to fight that charge for two years. The cop tried to say my husband tried to flee from him by crawling underneath our car. The car was completely totaled. It was flattened as it lost most of its tires, there was no under the car for my husband to roll under. The case was FINALLY dismissed when they found the bodycam footage that was conveniently missing throughout the multiple court dates.
      There was even more to that story, but it's too long to get into. I'm glad that you were safe because it's true that you could have met the wrong cop that day and ended up getting killed and a bulk of the population would think your death is justified bc they side with cops and/or are racist AF.

    • @johncobourne361
      @johncobourne361 5 років тому +39

      @@danielpeters4468 meanwhile you think being racist is helping those numbers? Or do racists find any excuse to continue being cunts?

  • @captainvimes6079
    @captainvimes6079 5 років тому +146

    I’m a delivery driver and I almost got arrested because some guy in a parking lot “didn’t know who I was”
    Like that was his only reason - that we had never met before. I was delivering pizza to his neighbor in broad daylight.

    • @Max1990Power
      @Max1990Power 4 роки тому +29

      Delivering pizza in daylight. You criminal!:)

    • @jessicam3543
      @jessicam3543 4 роки тому +11

      @Semaj Harris Glad you were ok, but angry that this crap is still happening.

    • @steinmaniac7920
      @steinmaniac7920 4 роки тому +4

      He wanted a slice.

    • @nyx6937
      @nyx6937 4 роки тому +3

      How dare you do your job! Srsly, glad you're ok. This BS has to stop.

    • @tyrone42ful
      @tyrone42ful 4 роки тому +1

      I bet the wife was a karen and forced her husband who could care less

  • @loveme77527
    @loveme77527 4 роки тому +31

    ALL THESE PEOPLE NEED TO GO TO JAIL THAT WILL FIX THE RACISM REAL QUICK!
    The only reason they KEEP DOING IT is because they don't hold them responsible!

  • @MelodyOo
    @MelodyOo 5 років тому +81

    I got cops called at me for taking too long in drive thru and caller said "possibly robbery" that was fun for me
    I am not even american I was there as a tourist.

    • @jessicam3543
      @jessicam3543 4 роки тому +30

      Nothing says "Welcome to Amerikkka" like racist profiling of tourists!
      So sorry that happened to you.

    • @thesquire6352
      @thesquire6352 4 роки тому +10

      u.s police are literally the only reason i dont go for a holiday in america

    • @soccerdivasscore7997
      @soccerdivasscore7997 4 роки тому +2

      Sorry u had a bad experience

  • @armando_az1
    @armando_az1 5 років тому +257

    That racism is something Comedy Central doesn’t care to fix lol that got me lol

    • @armando_az1
      @armando_az1 5 років тому +13

      It’s like John Oliver talking sht and at&t “business daddy”

    • @yougotmike
      @yougotmike 5 років тому +2

      Thats when i hit the like button

    • @ismailaabdulmalik8713
      @ismailaabdulmalik8713 5 років тому

      Str8

    • @raymondflores5176
      @raymondflores5176 5 років тому

      @J. Noble u lefties ignore the fact that dems pass permits and maybe blacks should use permits its not about race they should follow the laws they vote in

    • @antoniusbritannia8217
      @antoniusbritannia8217 5 років тому

      Damn the person who didn't give him an extra minute. . .

  • @ctranememe9345
    @ctranememe9345 4 роки тому +29

    When I was at a day camp in kindergarten my father pulled up in the swat teams armored, car checks me in, while wearing his swat uniform, then gets called on his radio and phone. Some lady called the police a suspicious black man with a gun.

  • @macsporken
    @macsporken 5 років тому +267

    When Aussies move to the US the average IQ in both countries goes up a bit. Good thing!

    • @cpmenninga
      @cpmenninga 5 років тому +13

      You are saying that the least intelligent Australians are moving here, right?

    • @calibrazxr750
      @calibrazxr750 5 років тому +48

      @@cpmenninga yes, and yet the average IQ in America still goes up. Funny how that works.

    • @jimmygonzalez7939
      @jimmygonzalez7939 5 років тому +8

      You Aussies are alright mate,y'alls accent always put me in a joyful mood.

    • @jan3211200
      @jan3211200 5 років тому +9

      @@calibrazxr750 pfht i laughed at how true this is... im american and just watching the news i feel like my iq is plummeting

    • @ratbatnufftime2861
      @ratbatnufftime2861 5 років тому +3

      It's the same when immigrants from ANY country move to the US. German scientists, Jewish businessmen, Russian gangsters, African and Indian doctors, French chefs???😁😁😁😁😁

  • @Blackwifeeffect
    @Blackwifeeffect 10 місяців тому +3

    "Yeah see. That one's on you Black people."
    The way Jim delivered that line was so perfect that I almost tore my stitches because I laughed so hard.
    I'm recuperating from a major surgery, so I'm home, watching videos when I'm not sleeping. I just discovered this jewel of a man and his videos need to come with a warning😂😂😂. And that's not the opioids talking 😅😅

  • @fuzzyslippaz324
    @fuzzyslippaz324 4 роки тому +61

    Jim tried to tell us. But then again, this has been happening for generations. The camera on a phone has been a God send for Black people just to expose some of our experiences.

    • @joeschmoe3202
      @joeschmoe3202 4 роки тому +4

      It happens to white people too. I have some nosy neighbors that have had police knocking on my door for no real reason. The camera on the phone does help, especially when getting pulled over on your car. Cops have a totally different attitude when they're being recorded. And they have code words to warn their fellow cops that they're being recorded without using those words, so they can try to be more photogenic. Stay safe. ✌

    • @leratorato6751
      @leratorato6751 4 роки тому +2

      We glad to know this things even at the otherside of the world

  • @Ryvucz
    @Ryvucz 5 років тому +609

    A segment I like to call "Re-uploaded".

    • @inerick
      @inerick 5 років тому +31

      @wel1968 bro you need to calm down
      Also there is no way jim has anything to do with this channel

    • @mikec9982
      @mikec9982 5 років тому +26

      Bring down white people? It feels more like an effort to get white people to stop dragging everyone else down to elevate themselves.

    • @johnnihil1689
      @johnnihil1689 5 років тому +1

      @@inerick Yeah, Jim is only interactive on Twitter.

    • @the0point
      @the0point 5 років тому +1

      I know, how fucking useless.

    • @elnombre91
      @elnombre91 5 років тому +2

      Comedy central do this with loads of videos, for example: multiple Key and Peele sketches.

  • @douglashurd4356
    @douglashurd4356 5 років тому +115

    THAT'S RIGHT! A persons public reputation should reflect the things they say in public.

    • @jerkfudgewater147
      @jerkfudgewater147 5 років тому +5

      I don’t give a fuck what they say, how do they live
      Actions speak louder than words

    • @Serai3
      @Serai3 5 років тому +2

      +Douglas Hurd Ooo, hit a little close to home with that one, did he?

  • @MrHarryHewitt1983
    @MrHarryHewitt1983 4 роки тому +44

    They didn't smile or wave? In other words they were minding their own business.

  • @KonaMark1
    @KonaMark1 4 роки тому +14

    “We’ll be back for ya one day, white lady!” Now that’s funny.

  • @TsunaTakahiro
    @TsunaTakahiro 4 роки тому +31

    Lol got to love the Americans who won't leave the 1800s or Jim Crow laws behind

    • @basitadebayo9874
      @basitadebayo9874 4 роки тому

      They seem no to update

    • @paulobarrios3829
      @paulobarrios3829 4 роки тому +3

      @David Eller if you don't want to be called racist them don't be racist, it's not that hard

    • @leonhenry4861
      @leonhenry4861 4 роки тому

      Sorry but it never stopped it manifested into different laws. But it's alive and well.

    • @tierefuerimmer9635
      @tierefuerimmer9635 2 роки тому

      Well conservatives have always been resistant to change

  • @skkully4676
    @skkully4676 4 роки тому +14

    I love how he non chalantly called out Comedy Central and basically all American media and American/Western culture for always blatantly disregarding anything that doesnt personally make them money or whatever

  • @IntergalacticSpaceKitten
    @IntergalacticSpaceKitten 4 роки тому +25

    Imagine being massively triggered by melanin. Weak af.

  • @akanotgiveafuck6970
    @akanotgiveafuck6970 4 роки тому +11

    I'm Jamaican so I live in a prominently black country but we accept all races stuff like this does not happen in jamaica

    • @marccolten9801
      @marccolten9801 4 роки тому +1

      @Boris Posavec If they had done that when Columbus landed they could have saved themselves a lot of trouble

    • @jborrego2406
      @jborrego2406 4 роки тому

      Of course not ur black An most minorities leave ppl the fuck alone u don’t see clips of black or brown ppl calling the cops on ppl lol

  • @kingda117
    @kingda117 5 років тому +75

    Parent: Go clean up your room!
    Teenager: At least it's cleaner than a crack den
    Developed world: America, you're too homicidal
    American right-winger: Not as much as Honduras

    • @kingda117
      @kingda117 5 років тому +3

      @@mythatsabigone2500 ???????

    • @assassindelasaucisse.4039
      @assassindelasaucisse.4039 5 років тому +2

      @@mythatsabigone2500 What?

    • @mythatsabigone2500
      @mythatsabigone2500 5 років тому +2

      @@assassindelasaucisse.4039 idk, I was out my head when I wrote it so no wonder it doesn't make any fcukin sense lol ! Apologies to all

    • @assassindelasaucisse.4039
      @assassindelasaucisse.4039 5 років тому +2

      @@mythatsabigone2500 Smoke weed everyday.

    • @mythatsabigone2500
      @mythatsabigone2500 5 років тому +3

      @@assassindelasaucisse.4039 nah, it was something a little bit stronger, makes people dance lol

  • @the_yungchubbz
    @the_yungchubbz 5 років тому +36

    Late or not this shit was funny af! We'll call it timeless. 👌🏿

    • @DrDespicable
      @DrDespicable 5 років тому +2

      I don't know when it originally aired, but it's still a huge problem, so... not really late at all.

  • @oddbunnyblackgirl6757
    @oddbunnyblackgirl6757 4 роки тому +13

    I love Jim Jeffries he honestly gets it

  • @user-fo5mc9of4f
    @user-fo5mc9of4f 4 роки тому +2

    But they know they are putting black people in danger when they call the cops that is the whole purpose of these ignorant people calling the cops. And this needs to be stopped.

  • @hibiscusdandelionlove7804
    @hibiscusdandelionlove7804 4 роки тому +10

    They should have a mandatory 1 year class for ppl who are racist. At least.

    • @steinmaniac7920
      @steinmaniac7920 4 роки тому

      @Cicero Progontus Let's start with self described racists then.

  • @sellamoespanol3347
    @sellamoespanol3347 4 роки тому +2

    The funny thing about that charcoal grilling situation was that she complained about that group of people grilling with charcoal at that park and they had to end their picnic when the cops showed up. The next day the whole park was full of people of different race, ethnicity, age, religion and class all grilling with propane and charcoal grilling this and that and partying as if they were just rubbing it in that lady's face. Times like that make me proud to be an Oaklander.

  • @brandonwright6578
    @brandonwright6578 5 років тому +42

    Sick sad America

  • @NoFlyZone01
    @NoFlyZone01 5 років тому +7

    “Your kid’s a black!” HOLY SH*T! 😭😭😭 Did NOT see that one coming! Have got to remind myself not to eat OR drink when watching his skits

  • @LordFirekaze
    @LordFirekaze 5 років тому +37

    And this is how these folks are making America great again, what a joke

    • @leonhenry4861
      @leonhenry4861 4 роки тому

      It was never great in the first place.

  • @theodoreroberts3407
    @theodoreroberts3407 4 роки тому +7

    Ther is suppose to be a law against making false reports to police, but I have as yet not seen any racist arrested and charged. There is lawsuit! Take everything they have and just watch how long it takes them to stop doing it! It's time. Use the law to your advantage for once.

  • @PacesIII
    @PacesIII 5 років тому +27

    The veracity of the 911 call should count against your credit report.

    • @shutout951
      @shutout951 5 років тому +1

      They do something similar in China.

    • @lurchlogan
      @lurchlogan 5 років тому

      Hey, great minds think alike. I thought to myself during the video, "have it count against their credit score, they'll stop with that stupid shit"!! 😂😂

    • @PacesIII
      @PacesIII 5 років тому

      @@shutout951 Yes, I know.

    • @AreaLabMen
      @AreaLabMen 5 років тому

      I disagree. The the "brown person" is innocent, but the cops pull a gun -- but don't shoot -- the caller should be charged with attempted assault. If the "brown person" is innocent and is injured by the cops, the caller should be charged with assault and battery. If the "brown person" is innocent and is killed in the interaction with the police, the caller should be charged with manslaughter. Just being black is NOT a crime.

    • @Serai3
      @Serai3 5 років тому

      What if you honestly thought something was going on, but it turned out it wasn't? I called the cops once because late at night my neighbours had a fight and the wife starting crying and screaming for someone to call the police. Of course I called, but when the cops showed up, the couple claimed everything was fine. Should I have been fined, or had some kind of demerit, just because they changed their minds? Do you see how this cute little scheme will STOP people from calling the cops even if they think they have a really legitimate reason? Please THINK before you suggest such nonsense again.

  • @Stefan_Van_pellicom
    @Stefan_Van_pellicom 4 роки тому +8

    Oh man, it hadn’t even been the end of may 2020 ...

  • @amaree9732
    @amaree9732 4 роки тому +3

    These divisive times appear to be bringing out the worst in the weak-minded fringes of our population. It's up to the rest of us to stay respectful and compassionate, and not lose our objectivity and critical thinking skills.

  • @locleen
    @locleen 5 років тому +3

    My neighbors house was being burglarized. Another neighbor saw the burglar leaving the house with a sewing machine. The burglar smiled and waved at the neighbor. The neighbor smiled and waved back.

  • @lenmoore9109
    @lenmoore9109 5 років тому +35

    He's really a comedic treasure. Australia's loss, is our gain 😂😂😂😂

    • @mythatsabigone2500
      @mythatsabigone2500 5 років тому

      Keep it, it's scum

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 5 років тому +2

      @@mythatsabigone2500 is it hard not even being good at trolling? Literally the easiest thing there is....

    • @mythatsabigone2500
      @mythatsabigone2500 5 років тому

      @@godlygamer911 beat it kid, you're fashionable outrage makes no difference to me

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 5 років тому +2

      @@mythatsabigone2500 like I said, step up your troll game ... The good ones are subtle

    • @mythatsabigone2500
      @mythatsabigone2500 5 років тому

      @@godlygamer911 lol

  • @CC-si3cr
    @CC-si3cr 4 роки тому +1

    Never heard of Jim Jefferies before today. This segment was funny! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ephyracorinth7795
    @ephyracorinth7795 5 років тому +6

    It's against the law to call the police if there is not an emergency.
    Idk how the police handle misunderstandings

    • @trailersfromhell2539
      @trailersfromhell2539 5 років тому

      That's incorrect. It might be against the law to call 911 if there's not an emergency.

  • @BON3SMcCOY
    @BON3SMcCOY 5 років тому +4

    Always great seeing more Aussies in American Comedy

  • @grandpa7815
    @grandpa7815 4 роки тому +6

    Why do we have to smile and grin all the time .

    • @KtotheG
      @KtotheG 4 роки тому +1

      I don't. If I see a person looking at me with suspicion, I ask them what the fuck they're looking at. I walk around America like I own it.

    • @Nik-ff3tu
      @Nik-ff3tu 4 роки тому +1

      It's an American thing.

  • @reelsoffortuneslotsplay4267
    @reelsoffortuneslotsplay4267 4 роки тому +1

    Insightful... Speaking real truth through comedy....

  • @Soilfood365
    @Soilfood365 5 років тому +19

    Living in the UK I spent a while waiting for a postman by a post box after posting the wrong letter, and a neighbor called the police to report a suspicious black man hanging around by the post-box and initiated a (very brief) terror scare that had the town gossips talking for weeks.
    I'm white.

  • @brianbayer4868
    @brianbayer4868 4 роки тому +1

    Love you Jim,from a black South African 🤣🤣

  • @garrissontitman9143
    @garrissontitman9143 5 років тому +4

    The charge is "BLACK IN PUBLIC".

  • @gardavis
    @gardavis 5 років тому +4

    Because racists call other racists for backup. Duh.

  • @ajaykiran6
    @ajaykiran6 5 років тому +8

    Old but gold...

    • @amigaamigo5307
      @amigaamigo5307 5 років тому

      You should watch this.
      ua-cam.com/video/PjLSYRkbM_8/v-deo.html

  • @billdiedrich339
    @billdiedrich339 4 роки тому +2

    This episode is so awesome - it's like JJ could see into the Future!

  • @stevedgrossman
    @stevedgrossman 5 років тому +4

    That's why it's called "Crazy like a white woman"!

    • @DmanLucky_98
      @DmanLucky_98 4 роки тому

      *don't forget about the cats too

    • @lorrimiller7010
      @lorrimiller7010 4 роки тому

      Or Karen

    • @wiscorpio72
      @wiscorpio72 3 роки тому

      @@lorrimiller7010 UH NO, you are wrong!!! This guy went through the video just fine with saying Karen, I wonder why, you apparently did not. Did you know that women out there are named Karen? Waitresses have been harassed because their name tag says Karen, girls named Karen have been bullied. What if it had been Lori that was used instead? These women are Loris, you would be offended. ua-cam.com/video/J9YsqjNbucs/v-deo.html

  • @MrBuranimal
    @MrBuranimal 4 роки тому +1

    so informative yet I was laughing my ass off .. brilliant

  • @jacksmiththeboss
    @jacksmiththeboss 5 років тому +28

    Whenever you call the cops you put everyone's life in danger, even your own.

    • @MrHarumakiSensei
      @MrHarumakiSensei 5 років тому +3

      Yeah, a year or two ago an Australia woman living in Minnesota got shot by the cops she called.

    • @AmbyJeans
      @AmbyJeans 5 років тому +4

      MrHarumakiSensei
      I think he was just sentenced to 12 years. One of the only times a black cop killed an innocent white person.
      It's interesting that all of the white cops that kill innocent black people either get off scott free or a tiny slap on the wrist sentence.

    • @trailersfromhell2539
      @trailersfromhell2539 5 років тому

      @@AmbyJeans Evidence for that?

    • @trailersfromhell2539
      @trailersfromhell2539 5 років тому

      @@kimroberts905 nonsense, you presume 99% are guilty based on 1%. I'd like to see any of you White progressive losers try to be a cop in a ghetto.

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 4 роки тому

      Crime always goes up where the cops are

  • @agnesi8690
    @agnesi8690 3 роки тому +1

    He really trusts that chair. Good for him.

  • @legendofnoob
    @legendofnoob 4 роки тому +10

    Put a $200 charge on every 911 call, if the emergency is legit you get a rebate.

  • @ramtailthebattlertr2066
    @ramtailthebattlertr2066 4 роки тому +1

    I've had the registered racist idea too!

  • @mikeserrano734
    @mikeserrano734 4 роки тому +3

    Karens should have their own mental facility. Humility rehab

  • @brickisland6353
    @brickisland6353 4 роки тому +1

    Interesting, of all the things I've seen about this, Comedy Central is the one that makes the most sense.
    Says a lot about the current situation.

  • @nicomangini9973
    @nicomangini9973 4 роки тому +3

    "Of course these two don't get along. You see, he's an Oakland A's fan and she's a complete c*nt." - Jim Jefferies everyone

  • @codyflake3080
    @codyflake3080 3 роки тому +1

    How do you can you call it trespassing when it’s in a public park? Now I understand that he was charcoal grilling in an area that doesn’t permit it, but all she had to do was say that they don’t all charcoal grilling there. Wow!

  • @whambalamb
    @whambalamb 5 років тому +8

    How to respond, "I'm Rick James. *backhand*"

  • @skullwarrior13
    @skullwarrior13 4 роки тому

    Like how the Police Uber skit is basically just the Chinese Social Credit System lol

  • @5pctLowBattery
    @5pctLowBattery 5 років тому +16

    It’s the resulting demographic shift. It’s a flash point in the national debate over race, as many minorities see a troubling message: You don’t belong here.
    “The Cleveland suburb of Maple Heights has seen a major demographic shift in the last two decades, going from 51.6% white and 44.3% black in 2000 to just 23.9% white and 72.1% African American in 2017, according to the U.S. Census Bureau.
    The housing crisis, Great Recession and Cleveland’s Rust Belt-era economic downturn forced many families to sell or abandon their underwater homes and move elsewhere for better job opportunities. Maple Heights was ranked in the top 1% of cities nationwide for foreclosures in 2007.
    In more recent years, predominantly-white millennials have gentrified much of downtown and inner-city Cleveland, driving up living costs for predominantly black locals who were then forced to move to more affordable suburbs.
    The resulting demographic shift has led to tensions between black and white neighbors.
    A similar gentrifying effect has taken place in Oakland, California, which went from having a 31.3% white population and a 35.7% black population in 2000 to a 38.2% white population and a 24.7% black population in 2017, according to the U.S. Census. The East Bay city is where Jennifer Schulte, known derisively on social media as “BBQ Becky,” called police on black locals for using a charcoal grill in a local park.
    In neighboring San Francisco, just a few weeks later, Alison “Permit Patty” Ettel, called police on an eight-year-old black girl for selling bottled water without a permit.
    “This is happening all over the country,”. “[Maple Heights] is a community that was majority white and has gone through one of those serious changes where many of the white people who are left here probably can’t leave. People are going to have to learn how to live together.”

    • @AmbyJeans
      @AmbyJeans 5 років тому +7

      This is true. The world is coming together more and more with mass communication and mass transit. This old tribal way of thinking doesn't work in today's society or the society of the future. We don't need to be separated by race or culture. It is possible to just accept people.

    • @rrbaggett7
      @rrbaggett7 5 років тому +4

      @S C Bless your heart!

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 5 років тому +4

      e-Rekt: right, the President of the United States says that, so it's sure not a liberal myth, is it? "Go back to the _______ country you came from." He said that to 3 US native-born citizens and one Somali refugee, a naturalized citizen from her high school days. Yup. A Republican said it totally publicly.

    • @trailersfromhell2539
      @trailersfromhell2539 5 років тому

      @@jilliansmith7123 Well, he also told them to come back afterwards

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 5 років тому +1

      TrailersFromHell: yeah, but only after they'd fixed all that was wrong with the countries they supposedly came from...which for three of them is the USA. Which is what they're trying to do already whether we all agree with them or not...Trump's a buffoon.

  • @benl8962
    @benl8962 4 роки тому +2

    People making racist claims like this should get fined or something

  • @patrickjenkins9167
    @patrickjenkins9167 5 років тому +3

    ✔🗿 Jesus Christ, Jim's brand of humor is rather....SAVAGE❗👏

  • @jessicastern8597
    @jessicastern8597 4 роки тому +4

    I think i heard the woman in the air b&b story is Bob Marley’s granddaughter.

  • @brentchaffin9603
    @brentchaffin9603 5 років тому +3

    Did you say the Starbucks arrest happened just a FEW WEEKS AGO? My god, time is surreal under this administration

    • @shaan702
      @shaan702 5 років тому +6

      Lol that remains true however the Starbucks arrest happened in April 2018. This video is a reuploaded episode from last year.

  • @JL-cn1qi
    @JL-cn1qi 5 років тому +3

    Does the cop that goes out to investigate then at least drop by the person who called to explain and set their minds at ease? Prefurably a black officer ?

  • @blackmarketarmy
    @blackmarketarmy 5 років тому +4

    I'm not totally convinced this is about race every single time. It often seems to be a middle aged out of shape lady who wants to feel better about herself by enforcing rules. I've seen women like this try to enforce insignificant rules upon people of their own race.

  • @A2ZStudioPrague
    @A2ZStudioPrague 4 роки тому +3

    UA-cam chose the perfect timing to offer me this video! 😂

  • @112313
    @112313 5 років тому +4

    Racist white american? Gasp* i didn't see that coming.

  • @ilovejoharai
    @ilovejoharai 4 роки тому +2

    Officers have way too much to deal with to be taking these nuisance calls. These women need to be fined for this foolishness or taken to jail.

  • @AbCd-zo5tb
    @AbCd-zo5tb 4 роки тому +3

    Rest of the world " We don't have food shelter clothes "
    Meanwhile USA "he called me black or white and i am offended"

  • @kdeng9184
    @kdeng9184 4 роки тому

    That happened to, in my first visit to Amrica, I was coming from my daughter Doctor appointment, my tire flats and my interpreter went inside to ask the for help, the machine wasn't working, she called the cops on us. Not because of any thing , but because we were black.

  • @marcwittkowski5146
    @marcwittkowski5146 5 років тому +7

    Quite an old video, isn't it?

  • @hfactor6429
    @hfactor6429 4 роки тому +1

    I live in Oakland
    I hang at Lake Merritt many times
    MANY peoples are down there and cooking out..
    NO ONE ever thinks twice
    DON'T let this troubled woman represent the normal down there
    Plus....she was most likely staged

  • @nrodry76
    @nrodry76 4 роки тому +2

    These people feel no shame?? How they live with themselves?? They’re horrible!! 🤯🤯

  • @mostrote
    @mostrote 5 років тому +3

    What?! This guy got exposed, how come he still has a show?

    • @assassindelasaucisse.4039
      @assassindelasaucisse.4039 5 років тому +1

      Exposed by whom? If you're talking about your shitty racist little internet bubble, that's not exposure. Nobody cares about your bunch of weirdos.

  • @dudao4163
    @dudao4163 4 роки тому +3

    11 months later. This time seriously...

  • @fierystag6357
    @fierystag6357 5 років тому +3

    Wow Jimbo! Good job on putting all these racists on blast! When is your behind the scenes interview with Avi Yemini coming out?

  • @888PsyMike888
    @888PsyMike888 4 роки тому +3

    Suddenly that rating system in China doesn't seem like a bad idea.

    • @xjhao3125
      @xjhao3125 4 роки тому +1

      Don’t be dumb, there is no such a thing in China

    • @888PsyMike888
      @888PsyMike888 4 роки тому

      @@xjhao3125 China doesn't have a social credit system?

  • @rolandkloka
    @rolandkloka 5 років тому +6

    This is old, isn't it?

    • @rolandkloka
      @rolandkloka 5 років тому

      @@BMFstudiosNYC like April 2018 late? I mean it's over a year

  • @DmanLucky_98
    @DmanLucky_98 4 роки тому +1

    Sad Story:
    Forgot where, at a lake resort
    A couple made reservations, few weeks early. When they got there, the owner (white elderly person) told the couple they needed reservations to be there. The couple showed paperwork, dating early reservations, and was already paid for by card. Then the owner pulled a gun on them, called the police and told them that the couple was threatening her life.
    Police came, sorted it out and arrested the owner, due to false reporting.
    Owner had multiple complaints about similar misinformation.
    Guess what: All that because the couple was black/ brown.

  • @TheBushdoctor68
    @TheBushdoctor68 5 років тому +4

    Title correction:
    *What's With All These Racists Calling Other Racists? - The Jim Jefferies Show.*

    • @regisglass5464
      @regisglass5464 5 років тому

      In fairness, the vast majority of police are not racist when they are called by racists.

  • @D-Fens_1632
    @D-Fens_1632 4 роки тому

    I'm just a regular dorky looking white dude with glasses, my last two encounters with police were for looking suspicious. The first was for sitting in my car at work during my break eating lunch and watching TV on my tablet. I'm pretty sure it was the two white teenage chicks who parked next to me for about 20 seconds then left, as I'd barely been out there 5 minutes before the cop pulled up (I'm really just assuming they were teenagers, our only interaction was me glancing over for about 2 seconds when they parked next to me). He saw me in uniform, eating, and immediately realized it was a waste of his time. He seemed a bit annoyed, and I don't blame him.

  • @festavision
    @festavision 5 років тому +3

    Oh the irony ay Jim boy!! 🤣🤣👻

    • @calibrazxr750
      @calibrazxr750 5 років тому +1

      it's like brassy and bronzy, just made of iron.

    • @festavision
      @festavision 5 років тому +2

      @@calibrazxr750 its ironic if you haven't heard of the word with your obsession with grammer correctness..

    • @calibrazxr750
      @calibrazxr750 5 років тому +1

      @@festavision it is a quote from the television series, Blackadder.

    • @festavision
      @festavision 5 років тому

      That's nice.

    • @calibrazxr750
      @calibrazxr750 5 років тому +1

      @@festavision Mrs Browns Boys, right?

  • @factbeaglesarebest
    @factbeaglesarebest 4 роки тому

    I work at a restaraunt. You can literally sit indefinitely without ordering, or stay after ordering from open to PAST CLOSE (2am the state mandates you leave)... but

  • @BxCortez2050
    @BxCortez2050 4 роки тому

    Awesome job

  • @nickisnyder3450
    @nickisnyder3450 4 роки тому +1

    I think that 911 should make people define "suspicious" being black alone should not qualify

  • @NigelStLewisBLACKSTHETICS
    @NigelStLewisBLACKSTHETICS 4 роки тому

    So relevant right now. Excellent jim Jefferies.

  • @darkashtar
    @darkashtar 4 роки тому +1

    Love Jim Jefferies

  • @FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat
    @FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat 4 роки тому

    Comedy & truth go hand in hand.

  • @steveforster856
    @steveforster856 11 місяців тому

    My sister in law is black. I always call the police when she turns up. Just on the safe side. What a messed up world we live in.

  • @b-meaker99
    @b-meaker99 4 роки тому

    I miss Jim Jefferies. Can we please get Jim back?!?!?

  • @charles_74gnarl16
    @charles_74gnarl16 4 роки тому +1

    Racism and ignorance goes hand in hand 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @trudyoguaru7000
    @trudyoguaru7000 4 роки тому +1

    That neighbour is childish...just coz your neighbours are leaving with suite cases without waving and smiling at you, you call 911??

  • @Jaydeehistory
    @Jaydeehistory 5 років тому +1

    I thought I was having a stroke with these references. Realized it was re-uploaded

  • @MexicanJesus1998
    @MexicanJesus1998 5 років тому +2

    I personally need to be informed if they are old clips...

  • @tallpaul9475
    @tallpaul9475 5 років тому +2

    That dummy from Oakland, calling the cops on people charcoal grilling is ridiculous.

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 4 роки тому

      Obviously using a minor law to be racist

    • @lorrimiller7010
      @lorrimiller7010 4 роки тому

      The supreme Karen