@@NaruSanavai excuse me? It's 6% alcohol. Stronger than any beer you drink. You drink 3 of the 16oz bottles on an empty stomach you're definitely buzzing, idc what you try to say.
It’s not even worth complementing cause you go from on e extreme to another that’s like saying I haven’t drank alcohol in 2 years yet I been shooting up crystal meth.
Shout out to doboy for being sober, I’m also in recovery from heroin, I get it man, I wish I was there cause it seems a lot of cast there doesn’t understand
"If you didn't drink all that unnecessary yeast you wouldn't be DoBoy, you would be boy!" I fell on the floor in laughter. And Will Pharoah face says it all
It's insane going back and watching this, and seeing how kinda timid and unready CP was, he just had nothing for all the people roasting him. You watch this, and then watch him a couple years later and he's a verbal assassin lighting people up. This video was CP's origin story.
Doughboys fake Cartier glasses make me nervous. Up here we call them Party Carty's... because you should only wear them when it's dark and no one can see them LOL
Just a suggestion from a loyal viewer: Please ban cell phones from your segments or at least edit them out. It takes away from the humor when someone isn't focused on the topic. Panel memebers looking bored and distracted easily messes up the perception of the sketch. Otherwise, great stuff guys, keep it up!! BTW Guinness Extra Stout is the best.
“If you didn’t drink all that unnecessary yeast you wouldn’t be doboy you’d just be boy” 😂😂😂😂 deserves way more laughs than it got
I agree that joke was exceptional lol
Word best joke of the video
I fell off my chair, when i heard that..i think they did not fully process the joke, thats why the did not laugh so hard.
8:52 😂😂😂😂
I died.
In case you are wondering I would have chosen Root Beer.
KevOnStage ❤️❤️❤️
KevOnStage And I bet u still get drunk from it to.
We wouldn’t doubt that at all Kev lol
Oh we know 😂😂😂
I love root beer.
Imma need Precious to drop that “Drink a Burr” That’s lowkey a banger
Armond Luckey fym low key
Ay fr tho 😂
Shout out to Doboy for maintaining sobriety!!!! This isnt celebrated enough 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾❤️
The Afro Math Yesss! Major shout out to Do Boy!!!
say it louder for the people in the back
The Afro Math I was about to ask does anyone care that he’s been sober? No applause congratulation nothing 😂
BIG FACTS
fr ❗
"On the way to work? Drink a burr"
"On the way to court? Have a burr"
"Gotta go to jail? Lemme have a burr" 😂😂😂😂😂
This should be a song
Pat the kind of dude that close the fridge door with his hip.
This is so random, but so funny
Wearing a silk robe with his hair up
😂😂😂😂💀
As a hip using fridge closer, I have to agree.
Hahaha
I thought he was gonna say 414 pounds too 😂😂😂😂
Shyla Molina forreal
Doboy speaks so fast, how did you guys even get time to process 414 before he said "...days sober"?
@@internetresident3894 we think fast lol cuz I thought he was going to say the same
We all did
mema Artsygeekv1 lmao latinas talk so fast so I just know 😂
"Taste like the open road"😂😂 pat on fire!!!! 🔥🔥🔥
I respect doboys choice because if you follow his gram he had alcohol problems and he is sober and he isnt trying to drink anymore #staystrongdoboy
Much respect indeed.
i noticed since he became sober his jokes are on fire
Are you slow lol
@@AnhNguyen-ml1me why say that?
He gotta start over again but hey, more power to him.
“If racism had a drink they would be the sponsor” 😂
Doboy thinks limes are “sprite-flavoured”
To be fair spite is just spicy water
DKM
Saint Dockery sprite tastes like diamonds
DoBoy thinks water looks like Sprite
LMFAO
Bud Light is the coleslaw of buuur 💀💀💀 Precious kills me man.
Amari Inasad 😂😂😂
Out here sounding like Gucci Mane 😂
Congrats doboy on your sobriety
So happened
I'm proud of him for real. People really underestimate his will power.
Right!?!? Dude a year and almost 2 months
yeah I'm proud of him too. I didn't know that about him
more like SOBOY! right...right...
Haven't seen CP get bodied like this 😂 damn he's like the new Doboy
Bud light platinum is a great beer. Been drinking them for YEARS. 2/3 beer and you are DRUNK.
Theory didn't even let him get though it. I was kind of mad for him lol
CP got laughed off stage
@@andrewgarner2323 Off a _light_ beer? Lightweight ass.
@@NaruSanavai excuse me? It's 6% alcohol. Stronger than any beer you drink. You drink 3 of the 16oz bottles on an empty stomach you're definitely buzzing, idc what you try to say.
CP: Every Corona I've ever had was free
2020: 👀
3:47-3:54 when Precious finishes her text before she starts to laugh 😂😂😂
fake laugh ass haha
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@BIGDREAMER444 I do that shit too that's not fake. Sometimes the text has priority over even laughing 😂 lol.
greenghost2212 nah if it's funny you'll laugh almost involuntarily
Precious saying “burrruh” for beer is hilarious😭😭😂
Dog she so country.
🎶Eat some wings, drink a burruh🎶
She's a Texan, I believe.
@@MistressTarantula Memphis Tennessee. Her accent is awesome lol
@@venod3134 Coulda sworn she said she's from Dallas
“Tastes like the open road” Pat is definitely one of the funniest cats at all def.
The good old days when corona was just a beer
😢🤦♂️
🍺Pat was a savage on this one🍻
Per usual!! I 💜 his sense of humor and timing!!!
Dough boy's 414 days sober? That's awesome. Congrats and keep it up🎆👏
It’s not even worth complementing cause you go from on e extreme to another that’s like saying I haven’t drank alcohol in 2 years yet I been shooting up crystal meth.
Penguin RagE nice lmfao
Penguin RagE does he do that?
“CP’s eyes are so big it takes 30 minutes to roll them” 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀
Geo Inda seconds*
Jeff Salomon zorry my guy, you know what I mean LOL
Shout out to doboy for being sober, I’m also in recovery from heroin, I get it man, I wish I was there cause it seems a lot of cast there doesn’t understand
C J #Respect fam. It’s a daily struggle. One day at a time G. 🙏🏽
Congratulations, proud of you. Keep it up, just remain focused and keep positive influencers around you.
Proud of you! Keep it up man
Respect hun and I’m praying for you
Don't get me wrong i'm 100% proud of you for attempting to kick your addiction.. But I feel like those are 2 different avenues entirely.
Brent is sooo underrated! Every appearance that he has made with all def, he bodied! More Brent, please!
"When Kaepernick Kneeled, We drank Corona"- straight facts XD
Words can't explain my love for Precious accent
word her accent is everything
ladiedrama04 the accent makes her funny without it she ain’t shit jokes wise
Random, but you're really pretty!
@@khaliaf Thanks sis you're gorgeous
I don't care Patrick went off this episode
"relax the family tree"...I'll never remember my 4th grade homework the same.
That boy was on fire
He did that!
I'm just here to hear Precious say "burr" over and over😂😂😂 #OnDeezHoes
Facts💀💀
Peep precious at 3:49! She does not even know what they laughing about x)
Robert Trebor came to the comments specifically for this😂😂 and she had that ignant laugh too! Mouth wide open
@@akeelanobee27 sammmmee!
Probably heard it subconciously and then it hit her when she stopped texting and it registered.
She was texting
😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:26 Brent “coke cola isn’t a problem have 12 of them in a day is” had me dead but nobody but precious heard.
I was dead off that whole part. "You fighting obesity, not alcoholism" 😂😂😂
"you have a problem wit gluttony" was so underappreciated 😭🤣
tahir. even tho you aren’t in the video i still agree with you
😂
I put a laughing face there and did not like because I wasn't sure if putting a like means I agree with Tahir too
😂😂😂
your username lit me likey
Tahir will eat the bottle caps after drinking the beer.
I could hear Precious voice as soon as i seen the title 💀
LaNaya berrr
The fact that she picked my favorite beer too lol
Burr 😭⚰️
Pat turned this into Roast Me
As usual Lmao
Precious: Beer is an accessory to whatever you doing.
Brent: DO YOU WEAR IT WID A BRA?!?!😭😭😭😭😭
Yo....that man said DoBoy’s necklace melt in the shower lmao!
Yo Pat was just going in on all the beers lmao
Patrick & Precious saying "Burr" & "Burreries"... sounding country as hell!!!
LMAOO “Tell us about your possum barbecues”
I like when Precious says "on these ho's" or "on them ho's" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
“Ahm Presshis...ahm bak” Precious is hilarious and I heart her accent.
Pat said you drink Bud Light out of a muffler 😂😂😂😂
"every corona that I've ever gotten has been free" 😂 such an accurate statement and I'm not even a beer drinker lol
LoveEssy I’m sure those came with a taco 🌮 con salsa 🌮
I can't imagine pat drinking a beer 😂
that one dusty dude Sameee 😭😂
He drinks it with two hands.
yeah sameeeeee like weed ok .but not beer..........
He'd look the way he did at 07:21, I didn't know it's possible to see all of someone's upper teeth outside of the dentist office.
fr though that clip should be a meme, I'll start...
"How you laugh at your boss's jokes when a new senior position has just opened and you want it."
Bud Light Platinum is like Hulk Hogan in a tuxedo. Im dead 😂😂😂😂😂
I have never seen CP get dookied on like this since kraig lmao "taste like the open roooad"
"If you didn't drink all that unnecessary yeast you wouldn't be DoBoy, you would be boy!" I fell on the floor in laughter. And Will Pharoah face says it all
CP always looks like he's about to take his ball and go home when they clown him.
leroy jenkins big facts tho haha he gets butthurt so easily 😂💀
Especially since the Christmas Roast. He's noticeably been tuning out.
😂😂😂
I was waiting for them to be like "Bud Light Platinum be like 🎵 who you finna try? I bet it ain't me!"
As soon as CP mentioned Bud Light, I knew they would light his ass up 😂😂😂
Precious: "You ain't got no hurr, you drink a burr
Lmao when Patrick said "you heavy" to doboy I almost spat my water😂😂
🗣Beeeer?!??!! Beeeeeeeer!!?!!
Big Draco
youuuuuuuu
Drake?!?!? DRAKE?!?!?!!!??
Burrr
Big Drinko
How'd I know precious was gonna be on here
Taurean Reign Reloaded she’s on the thumbnail
Before I saw what she chose, I was guaranteeing Cobra was coming.
Maybe because she's in the cover photo?.. I don't know.. Just a theory👀..
Because she was on the thumbnail lol
Berr 😂😂😂
The way Precious say beer got me dead
Super Gavin brrr she says...
Thats Texas right there 😂😂😂
Why did I read this comment and say “beer” the Precious said it😂😂
BIER
@@kg7439 lmao FR fr thats how us Dallas People talk.
Precious faked that laugh so hard at 3:52
LMFAOOOO
everyone : aHahHa
precious :
everyone : ahAjahsja
precious : AHAHADDKKDDKLDSKSK
"you sat up here & let us talk about CP KNOWING you had budweiser"😭
" I want to fit in with the guys."
"How you fit in that jacket." My Godt.
So ...Kev, Tahir , Megan, Denzel , Trevor ???? Where is my family ?!!!
Will, Brent, and CP can go. Tony Baker needs to come back.
omg yes!
Richie too
Best Squad eva🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bruh they are not the people to be talking bout beers maybe Denzel
3:15 When Precious came in with that fake ass laugh after being on her phone 😂
U mean 3:53? lmao
I thought i was the only one that seen that lol
“When kaepernick kneeled we drank corona” Brett you a fool 🤣🤣dead laughing one year later
4:37 Brent just crashed Budlight's Stock Value🤣🤣🤣
If a mexican was on here it would have been “Modelo time”
Traee Royce it’s always modelo time 🤪
Chris sosa
O tecate
Best Mexican imported beer for sure
Or Carona! I went to a friends party who was Mexican and they had coolers and coolers of nothing but Carona! I had fun tho!
"and yo necklace melt in the shower" 😂😂😂
"When Kaepernick kneeled we drank Corona"🤣🤣🤣
“ You have a problem with gluttony “😭😭💀
"Bud Light is the cole slaw of bere" -Gotta love Precious' accent. Lol
Pat holds his beer like Jill Scott holds her mic.
Idk who jill scott is but that shit made me laugh either way lmao
You wrong for that!!🤣
ScaryOctoberChild 🤷🏽♂️ lol
yoooo lmfao
@@a.p.1298 you don't know who Jill Scott is, but think it's funny? How? 🤔 If you don't know who she is then how would you get the joke?
*Precious is funny asf and if you from Texas you know she sound like that one drunk aunt you have!* Pat was spit fire today! lol
Next, do best way to smoke. Blunts, backwoods, joints, bong, dabs, etc.
-Ben- this should have more likes
You know Cp tasting the rainbow with that bud light these days 😂
It's insane going back and watching this, and seeing how kinda timid and unready CP was, he just had nothing for all the people roasting him. You watch this, and then watch him a couple years later and he's a verbal assassin lighting people up.
This video was CP's origin story.
And your necklace melt in the shower 😅🤣🤣
Precious knows damn well she drinks Steel Reserve & Mad dog 22 foh 😂
Lmaoooo
Lmao
Bruuuuuhhhh 😂😂😂
Steel reserve?! Maaaaan 4 of those and I’m listening to Marvin’s room about to cuss out my ex from like 8 years ago
Cuh said steel reserves 😭😭😂
"When Kaepernick kneel we drink Corona" lol
The best Spielberg movie, the best pixar movie, the best rapper, the best samuel l jackson movie, the best scorsese movie. Just some ideas
They want be unique that why they do off topic stuff nobody does
Brent Taylor is too fine! I love whenever he's on the panel lol
Where’s the modelo
Erick Bonilla That's what I'm saying bro.
it’s modelo time
in the trash.
I’m from Australia & I asked the same damn question toooo
On the other side of the wall where it belongs
Lmao CP don’t like to joked on I noticed 😂
Wavy DC he be laughing though at Patrick roasting him though lol
DJ C-HAWK you can tell they are kinda forced laughs...seem like he mad they ain’t letting him get his point across 😂
I peeped 😂 be knew what he signed up for
So True. When he's mad, his eyes get small😣😣😣😜😜😜
I'll take it a step further and will say I don't think he thinks Pat is funny. I noticed it in a few more videos🤔
I’m surprised no one picked Heineken. When I was a bartender 95% of black men would get it.
Dooris Radd I didn’t even know niggas drink beer like that we usually sip hen
heineken is my favorite
It's a Payday beer
It's high brow beer imo. Not a bad thing. I enjoy it. Just not edgy enough.
I'm 1 of those black men.
The Possum BBQ joke was one of the most genuine laughs I’ve had watching Great Taste
Patrick you legend. Blue Moon is one hundred percent the best beer.
"If you wanna be a tiny gang banger burglar." Lmao 😂🤣😂🤣
414 days ❗❗ huge props to #Doboy. Keep it bruh. Congratulations ❤
Doughboys fake Cartier glasses make me nervous. Up here we call them Party Carty's... because you should only wear them when it's dark and no one can see them LOL
Had to rewatch this!!! Is there anything more precious than precious
"On my way to jail, lemme have a burr." Hahaha.
5 seconds into her spiel && I'm already cheesing 😂😂 Welcome back Precious, we've missed you!
Six black people and no one brings up heineken, ya’ll buggin
It's a crap beer that is why
That shit carbonated piss, except the person who piss it is don’t drink water
Omm
Heineken straight trash 🤣🤣🤣
nah, all these ipas and bud light is trash. Heineken is what you drink when you have money.
It would be interesting to see them debate the best type of WATER 💦😭😭
Bud light will still be on the list
Doboy's perspiration basically
FiJi 😂😂🤣🤣
@@shondarby-mcconnell1502 you can leave
😌🚪👈🏾
This shit is still absolutely hilarious 5 years later😭😭😭😭damnn I miss this show
"Relax that family tree" 💀🤣
Lmao the official beer of Pizza Hut😂😂😂
Was everybody high during this taping, or am I bugging...? 😂
These videos are the best 😂
I’m surprised Patrick ain’t pick Pabst lol
Lol right. With that left field shit always.
Good old pbr’s
Shocked he didn’t pick an IPA beer with his hipster ass.
5:24 anyone else peep Teddy's laugh back there?
Blue moon is the best. and doboy take shots of gravy
Just a suggestion from a loyal viewer:
Please ban cell phones from your segments or at least edit them out.
It takes away from the humor when someone isn't focused on the topic.
Panel memebers looking bored and distracted easily messes up the perception of the sketch.
Otherwise, great stuff guys, keep it up!!
BTW Guinness Extra Stout is the best.
Yeah i dont think CP actually liled doing this tho. He seemed kinda upset at them roasting his choice
naniieSAYhuh 😂 that's the double truth
Like really. These are all not good beers lol
ToshPointFro Eats thank you
ToshPointFro Eats PREACH!
Everything they tasted is piss
An yo pic fine asf
Like at all though. No stella, no Guinness, like nothing at all
Yo! You guys od'd. You torched CP's segment. That man was roasted on an open fire.
“ And your necklace melt in the shower” Swear I was deadddd 😭😭😭😂!!