THE BEST HOMER SIMPSONS FUNNY QUOTES AND LINES FROM THE CLASSIC SIMPSONS - "I AM SO SMART - S M R T"
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- Опубліковано 24 гру 2020
- Here are some of Homer Simpson's funniest lines and quotes, all of them ridiculous, outlandish and side-splitting. Homer is probably the last person you want advice from and he seems to be rather dismissive of Marge. Why does he always forget Maggie's name?
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Know that dan castellaneta actually messed up the "I am so smart" chant makes it even better.
S M R T has a meaning in Serbian; considering he set his house on fire, it was a funny coincidence 😅
Great improvising
How did you know that? Did you hear that on the DVD commentary? That’s how I found that out… the TV commentary on the Simpsons is actually really fascinating. I had seasons one through nine.
"He's about to hit a chestnut treeeeeee!"
Kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favourite
AAAAH!
Almost killed homer too
He knew what kind of tree, too. :D
Oh God yes! 🤣😂
"Lisa if you don't like your job you don't strike you just go in everyday and do it really half assed that's the American way"
Truth! Homer was way ahead of the “quiet quitting” that’s all too popular today.
@@DrFrankensteamquiet quitting was the best thing that could happen for employers genuinely
@@DrFrankensteam. And I see so many articles now crediting this “quiet quitting” to Gen Z.
Yet, here’s Homer/The Simpsons making fun of it years before Gen Z. 😂
Unironically more effective than unions.
@@DrFrankensteam Its never not been the case, there is just now a name for it.
When Dan Castellaneta was saying “I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!” as Homer’s voice, he actually didn’t mean to misspell ‘smart.’ Matt Groaning thought it was perfect and decided to keep it in
That's awesome 😆
That was a smrt choice.
Groening.
Sort of like when George C Scott slipped and fell in the filming of "Dr Strangelove". Yeah, that long ago.
That's brilliant from Matt groening, sometimes messed up lines works
"I choose to waive that right" then screams like a mad man.
One if my favorite homer lines
A lot of lines from that episode were pure gold 😂
"Marge, not here." Or, you know, keep this for the bedroom...
"im not normally a praying man. But if you're up there please save me, superman" 😂😂😂
Honestly he shoulda prayed to Batman
"Billy Corgan., Smashing Pumpkins"
"Homer Simpson. Smiling politely".
One of my favourites.
"Rather have beer? Or complete and utter contentment?"
"What kind of beer?"
I remember that joke making my dad belly laugh when i was younger
I hope to watch this show with my future kids some day, I always lose it at this line
@@the_bottomfraggerI have been watching The Simpsons since they first started on the Tracey Ullman in the 80s. I had that same idea to share my fond memories of laughing hysterically at this show with my son, like how I used to with my dad. Unfortunately, now that my son is old enough, he has absolutely no interest in watching the show with me, because, and I'm quoting him here, "the animation is so old and strange looking!"
Freaking kid doesn't want to watch or do anything except if it's on his iPad and made after the year 2015! Anything before that, and he's not interested at all! I swear, trying to get him to watch a movie with me goes over about as well as when I tried to get him to play a board game with me and his mom the day we lost power and his tablet was dead. I think he quit before my wife even got a chance to roll the dice!
@@jamesteegardner2273 Damn I'm sorry to hear it! Realistically this will probably happen to me too but one can dream? Just out of curiosity, how old is he? When I started watching the Simpsons at the age of about 13, I also preferred the newer seasons because it looked cleaner. Needless to say I don't hold that position anymore.
All I can recommend is to still try to find some interest in whatever dumb stuff he's watching and/or limit his ipad time.
Best of luck!
@@jamesteegardner2273....not trying to be an asshole and rub it in your face, but I'm 35 and raised my daughter watching Simpsons up to season 11. She is about to turn 13 and she still loves watching The old classic Simpsons with me.
@@hahaha574 Nah bro, it's all good. If anything I'm a bit jealous cause that's something that I was hoping to share with my son especially since it was something I used to do with my dad as a child. For whatever reason, my son just isn't interested in TV or movies, especially his dad's "old movies."
Homer to Lisa when breaking into the Springfield museum:
"Could you open the window for me? The police have daddy's
fingerprints on file." 😂
My favourite is definitely
" It's 11 o clock at night, do you know where you're children are?"
"I told you last night, NO!"
"And where's Bart? His food is getting all cold and eaten......"
@@tychauntenelle919
Homer: "Hey Bart, are you going to fin-"
Brain: "quiet, you fool we can have this for ourselves"
Homer: *_with food already in his mouth_* "Run, Boy! RUN!"
@@tychauntenelle919*anyway
Marge it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen 😭 😂😂
"Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids - eat them!"
SILENCE!!!
Homer is the best character ever made! 😂😂
Agreed! I always love Homer's antics! Homer was always S-M-R-T with a lot of stuff!!!
It's rare that the main character is the funniest which is what makes Homer so amazing too. All of his classic lines are gold. Love the others, but Homer's my favourite by far.
I agree aswell he makes me laugh so much better than Peter griffin buy a mile and I also enjoy Rick and Morty Futurama and American Dad don’t like Family Guy the actor in it got sacked and was racist
Homer is great! I think he is the funniest character after Hal from Malcolm in the Middle.
At a blackjack table years ago, lady next to me made a good play and won. She starting singing "I am so smart, I am so smart...," and without missing a beat, I said "S M R T." Whole table cracked up. Everyone knew that song.
That sounds very cringe
@@LFCzak6 why?
I’m surprised Dan castenella’s vocal cord’s aren’t as shredded as marges by this point, considering he has to do so much giggling, screaming, and crying
"I'm outraged, this is the biggest tax hike in history."
"Actually it's the smallest tax increase in history."
"Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax."
"That's the home owner tax."
"Well I'm still outraged."
now that's a good american
"Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
"Ok, Mr Burns, whats your first name?"
"I dont know."
9:50 After the phone rings, and after Homer picks up the phone Mr Burns Asks “is it about my cube?”
"If he's so smart how come he's dead!"
Me dieing 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠☠☠☠🤣🤣
In the Simpson’s Hot and Run game, where Homer disables the cpu he quotes, “If you’re so smart, how come I broke you?”
"Here are your messages:
-You have 30 minutes to move your car.
-You have 10 minutes.
-Your car has been impounded.
-Your car has been crushed into a cube.
-You have 30 minutes to move your cube."
13:48 The funniest moment in Television History.
That is just fucked up 😂😂
"I dont have to be careful, I got a gun" haha so American way, Homer is the best.
“It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.”
That’s actually a pretty deep line for Homer.
yeah - homer's twisted logic on full display
Dude the lie detector blowing up got me rolling...dude I forgot how funny the Simpsons is
"I'm not normally a praying man but if your up there then please save me superman" 😂
5:11 I love how his head literally dented metal 😂😂
I always prefer when Homer is a lovable oaf instead of a malicious idiot.
Though that’s because he’s been around for ages… Poor guy.
" they have the internet on computers now".😂😂😂
“It’s uterus not uterYou”
I’m totally using that
My favorite Homer line:
"That's the last time I trust the strangest people on Earth."
2:33 surprisingly profound advice.
"Besides, every time I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Like the time I learned how to make homemade wine and I forgot how to drive." "Homer, you forgot how to drive because you were drunk."
I still get a kick out of Homer’s wiggle when he takes Marge’s hat.
"If he's so smart how come he's dead" *holding a blue "Zoo"-balloon* is pure gold.
3:37 is one of the most hilarious dialogues in the show.
Homer no function beer well without
"I loVe YoU hOmEr... I don't even need her anymore." - best line
This is a hilarious set of Homer quotes
How come they becomes with the best character ever? Homer is the best one ❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“I am so smart! I am so smart! SMRT! I mean SMART!”
0:39
What started as a flubbed line has become a quote onto itself.
Was it a mistake? I'd believe it either way.
@@thomaschitham3487 The execs kept it in because they felt that it fit Homers' personality.
@@Pikashockdragon The writers, not the executives.
“They have the internet on computers now!”
7:09 Lisa just because you're ten feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do. I'm Bart! LOL
5:11 I never noticed that Homer puts a dent in the fan/light fixture when he hits it, lmao!
i love the gun dealer waiting for homer to pull the trigger like 6 times before actually moving the muzzle out of his face
-"You're scientists! You do nothing but play God!"
-*chanting* "Where's my burrito?! Where's my burrito?!"
-"What's happening to me? There's still food in front of me, but I don't want to eat it! I've become everything I've ever hated!"
-"I see the light! It burns!"
-"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from Happy Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane...Oh by the way I was being sarcastic."
That alcohol line is probably the single truest line, next to the work half assed line
“I don’t agree with his Bart killing policy”
But I do agree with his Selma kling policy
@@stevenhibbert7512 Tell me more about his Selma Kling policy.
It's a typo 😉
Well he framed me for armed robbery
But Maaaan I’m aching for that upper-class tax cut
Ugh
That sugar pile scene - bad bees! They're defending themselves somehow!
‘Bruce, Lance and Julian. ‘ so true
Homer has always been the real star.
Ha ha ha- I am so smart . S M R T
That's one of my favorites Homer quotes because Castellaneta made a mistake and said S M R T but it was so in character that they kept it in the show
Marge has a lot of patience!
0:07 🎵Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history!🎵
🎵From the town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree!🎵
Ahhhhh!
"Crash"
0:05 I just couldn't. It gets better and better every time I watch it.
Great compilation!
Thank you.
☮
Kids - you tried your best and you failed miserable - the point is - never try
The "It takes two to lie" part I will use. Someday.
0:33
Fun fact: that SMRT line was not supposed to be like that Dan actually screwed that up but they kept that In because it just felt like Homer
The classic Simpsons were the best in my opinion
Maybe until the 15th season was pure gold ❤️
how controversial
You lie white girl
ocay Peggy
Yeah. Nothing can touch those first ten seasons.
Home Simpson always make me laugh
12:53 made me lol
"40 seconds? But I want it now."
This is me in front my microwave lol
" lets just say the fame was like a drug but was even more like a drug is the drugs"😂😂
“If he’s so smart, how come he’s dead?”
My favorite 20 Homer's quotes and monologues:
-You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I got that right now...ooh, bacon!
-Oh, ok Marge, I'll get along with them. Then, I will hug some snakes...yeah, then I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes! Now that's sarcasm...
-Apu, if I've learned anything it's that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
-Alone, I'm alone! I'm a lonely, insignificant speck on a has-been planet orbited by a cold-indifferent Sun!
-Oh...ahhh...I'm never eating chili again...ohh, chili!
-Marge, I agree with you in theory. In theory, communism works!...
-Lisa...in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
-[Singing] I told the witch doctor there's something in my chest! Bombombombom! I told the witch doctor he had to run a test!
-Ooh, the mafia guy's all mad. Oh, what are you gonna do, call your godfather, huh? Oh, godfather! Iifufufufufu...
-Well, he's got all the money in the World, but there's one thing he can't buy...a dinosaur!
-Nobody make me any breakfast, a man so deeply in debt doesn't deserve it [...]. Well, in that case, I'll just have french toast with double butter and a side of bacon...but no powdered sugar, I don't deserve it...well, maybe a little powdered sugar.
-Sshh, quiet Lisa...the dog is barking.
-...I'm picking it up. "Sala" seems to mean "jerk", and I think "Manjula" is some kind of spaceship.
-So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because, as the old saying goes: "Let your children run wild and free...".
-I know you can read my thoughts, boy... miaumiaumiaumiaumiaumiaumiaumiaumiaumiaumiaumiaumiaumiaumiaumiau!
-People die, all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow...well, good night.
-Come on, Marge, I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town, I want to explore the world, I want to watch TV in a different time zone, I want to visit strange, exotic malls, I'm sick of eating hoagies, I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long hero, I want to live, Marge!, won't you let me live!?!? Uuhhohhh...
-Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the american way!
-You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud...and my homosexuals flaaaming!
-"Nucular", it's pronounced "nucular". [...] "Nucular".
+another:
-[Singing] Momma took those batteries!, she took them away! Momma took those batteries, size "double A"!
Hey, Bart! You wanna see my new chain saw and hockey mask?!?!
These are solid. I also love when he is trying to teach Bart about women and ends up getting hammered. "So I says, 'Yeah? If you want that money, come and find it, 'cause I don't know where it is, you baloney. You make me wanna wreck...'" *Falls asleep.*
@@kevinconnor6035retch*
" dont eat me i have a wife and kids, eat them"!.
9:40😂😂😂You have masages:😅
u have 30 Minute to remove your car
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u have 30 Minute to remove you cube 😂😂😂❤
I choose to waive that right!!! WAAH
“Mmmmmm. Sacrilecious.”
The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down
Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant classic Simpsons! .... Was feeling a bit low but this has cheered me up no end!
What a great compilation!! God bless you for this wonderful job!
Spectacular compilation
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably, the lesson is, never try. Best advise EVER
Basically adult advice.
Marge - weaseling out of things is important to learn!
It’s what separates us from the animals!
@@richwhiteman2755 Except the weasel
If I ever get arrested I'm going to do exactly what Homer did.
I love Homer's stupid stunned face 12:10
"The thing about my family is there's five of us - Marge, Bart, girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy! How I hate him!"
“I choose to waive that right”
*turns into a monster on drugs*
Even though you branded content that's not yours, there's more laughs and smiles in this 15 minutes then an entire new season combined.
I don't approve of his Bart killing policies but I approve of his Selma killing policies lolololol
“Is it about my cube?” 😂
“Where’s my chili boots?”
This is the first time I caught the "take another bath in malt liquor" line 😆
"Auw, auw, they're defending themselves somehow" never ceases to make me laugh lol
The Flintsone’s inspired part was genius!
‘If he’s so smart, how come he’s dead’ is my favourite 🤣
Getting to the age where new information does indeed push out old information
Hitting his head when going for the pie - I really feel that head smack
"FORGET IT, MARGE! IT'S CHINATOWN!"
Peak time for The Simpsons 92-98
Homer smashes window of car. The glass lands outside of the car. 😅
I hope someone got fired for that blunder.
best 15 minutes and 19 seconds on youtube so far no doubt
"I don't have to be careful. I have a gun."
That aged remarkably well.
Ty. Now I'll get back to killing my brain with beer. Good morning 😂
Just love that one, whit the sucker and bees, *(Homer) “aww they are defending em self somehow)* haha
My stomach hurts from laughing so hard LOL. I Love fat jokes. 5:45
9:40 You have thirty minutes to move your car.
You have ten minutes.
Your car has been impounded.
Your car has been crushed into a cube.
You have 30 minutes to move your cube.
6:06 ouch
But marge! Someone might call me sir, without adding, You're making a scene 😂
Marge not here lol
I didn't get that joke as a kid
"And then I'll top it off with a refreshing colonic!" "Uh, dad?" "If you like piña colonic....and getting caught in the rain..."