Someone Caught Me Stealing Food From A Food Pantry

[@reign8195]

It’s time I came forward about my experience with papa gut. I saw Papa Gut at a grocery store in Los Angeles 3 months ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a thing. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. Anyways, don’t meet your heroes guys…

[@logie9672]

Bro this shit has me laughing so hard lmaooo

[@reign8195]

@@logie9672 I’m sorry but this experience was very traumatic and not a joking matter

[@atinycookieplushie]

🤣 man what a chocolate thief papa gut is, I'm sorry sir you had to endure that..

[@Just_Abysmal]

yo where is this copypasta from

[@matthewfriant8838]

Papa the Hut is actually pretty funny. It’s like Keem saying Papa Gump

[@cilobite]

i can confirm, father tummy broke into my house and ate my disney tickets

[@rocky_danger_buff5845]

same

[@SurealG]

This video felt like a fever dream

[@atinycookieplushie]

I've volunteered at a food pantry before, I was amazed at all the food they received & all the cupcakes they gave me

[@thebigsucc030]

Destroying capitalism one Pizza Hut at A time, based papa

[@dustyyshellz1320]

Papa the Hutt is a great name

[@billepperson2662]

Ok, I live in Chicago, where food pantries are everywhere, they aren't open on the weekends. Think about it for 2 seconds... 😆

[@Kevin-lv8wv]

Thank You, Father Stomach

[@frostyturkeys6478]

Thank you, Kevin

[@Kevin-lv8wv]

@@frostyturkeys6478 no, thank you!

[@nicoamatullo]

@@Kevin-lv8wv No, Thank You.

[@fortnitesavagebros2302]

@@nicoamatullo No Thank You

[@fedorahatguys7979]

@@fortnitesavagebros2302 no thank you

[@Charlotte-Cracker]

he should be embarrassed

[@FatherStomach]

Thank you, Father Stomach

[@osopolar123]

Yeah man you should volunteer at a food pantry. It's an awesome experience.

[@sinisterrizsen8111]

Gracias, Padre Panza

[@Kericstar]

Thank you, Papa the Hutt

[@americandavidian]

father stomash, you know robbery is wrong :(((

[@RaccoonWheaties]

Food pantry turns into soup kitchen.

[@rocky_danger_buff5845]

Thank You, Kevin

[@Dantyheman]

This guy made a whole video based of word of mouth with no proof so what's the point tf 🤣

[@rosew5947]

Fellas, do we prefer fat gump or papa the hut?

[@LatchkeyGothboy]

I have one positive defense of this critic and his joke. Jubba the Hut and Pizza the Hut are two different characters. Jubba the Hut is from Star Wars and Pizza The Hut is from Spaceballs. But you have better skin so the joke falls flat. I don't think he was explaining it though. Just saying. Heh. I like how he's playing GTA the way I do. Without any form of strategy.

[@heboric6136]

*jabba
I take star wars very cereal

[@LyndasDiamonds]

Thank you pa pa tum tum. I think by out of businness you ate all the food in the restaurant so they have nothing to serve. Far reach but funnier than Def lol.

[@maddygreenb]

Idk why but “pa pa tum tum” made me laugh out loud

[@LyndasDiamonds]

@@maddygreenb lol you're welcome :)

[@johnleehawkins6401]

Thank you, father stomach

[@LuisDiVasca]

Obrigado, Papai Entranhas!

[@LegiamasC-OnTwitta]

Danke, Vati Bauch

[@livingfailure7838]

Thanks Stomach Father

[@Mgarv2516]

Papa gut aka papa the hut like Jabba the hut or Pizza Hut

[@staxxcommas]

شكرا لك بابا غوت

[@itsBATION]

Papí estómago 🙏 gracias

[@bahalibilis3025]

Gracias Papi Estómago

[@NathansCosmos]

papa the hutt was pretty good

[@LuisDiVasca]

LOL. I found it very funny! Sorry, Perent Tummy (

[@noisefloor1646]

Merci , pa innards

[@alphauncanny6441]

Bro is as unfunny as defnoodles

[@thickyblicky8562]

YOUR ALL NOT KEVIN

[@shyliimo]

Lost brain cells listening to this dude

[@logie9672]

Okay this guy was just getting really annoying with the humor, he just kept up with the repeated fat jokes.

[@PixelateThat]

Don’t call my work “satire.” I don’t even like the word. It’s like some fruity ass redditor word at this point. Stop lying and trying to discredit me. You said that you’d think about working at a food pantry bc you know that I could easily expose you for ACTUALLY working at one 🤡

[@baldguy7534]

Cmon bruh, you saw a fat bald guy at a food pantry and thought it was him just admit it smh

[@realvoliz]

💀💀

[@VerdantExploration]

How’d your lobotomy go? Looks like it went well.

[@LegiamasC-OnTwitta]

Just like, show a picture of him photoshopped in a food pantry at least

[@Gofftits69]

You need serious help.

[@maggottchan]

Papa da hut is hilarious though

[@sairen485]

謝謝你，胃爸爸

[@violentstank306]

Ok now time to react to salvo pancakes talking about you.

[@madgeohero225]

Thank you, Father Stomach

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[@fletcher2goated]

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[@CriDef]

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[@dudex765]

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[@return2monke]

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[@Infinitrongamer]

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[@fortnitesavagebros2302]

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[@unona999]

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[@CTR_DoesIt]

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[@Mippioo222]

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[@mikewazowski6078]

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[@G1otto]

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[@rocky_danger_buff5845]

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