Cooking Mama Cook Off - Game Grumps VS
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Dan: "it's semolina. Salmonella is a terrible disease"
Arin: "how did y- I don't care."
*immediately contracts salmonella*
"MY DOUGH IS FUCKING BIG AS SHIT, DUDE."
11:00 Squid Ink is pretty fucking tasty, actually.
5:03-5:09 Egoraptor went from chill to aggressive for no reason and I was laughing uncontrollably the whole time.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Papyrus Cooking Simulator.
"TODAY I, THE |GREAT| PAPYRUS, WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE SQUID INK SPAGHETTI!!"
Spaghetti!!!!!
+Sebastian Lopian XD
+Aleks Skhopyjk I'm pretty sure everyone would fail
YES!!!
my monitor screen tastes like dust....
THE ENDING KILLED ME
I AM DEAD
TY DANNY FOR GOODNIGHT KISSES
I don't know which was better, Danny's burn on the Netherlands fun facts or "Arin wins at being a condescending douche" XD
Also, I've been looking at that clip at the end for weeks XD I love it!!
"A lose-enge"
I was eating and I ended up choking on my food. Gaaah, I love your puns.
this was my first game grumps video EVER i saw this vid when it first came out and i fell in love with both arin and danny after like the first 2 minutes
they're just so likeable dude, you cant NOT like these two they're adorable and hilarious!!!!!
I literally died at the end omg Danny 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 I had to rewind the video and kiss my screen about 12 times.
Huh..
They actually knew we don't have mountains or even hills here..
Danny kissing the camera is probably my favorite thing ive seen this week
Squid ink is actually amazing if well seasoned. We cook it with rice and veggies
This was the first episode of game grumps I ever watched and it still holds up, I feel like it sums up Dan and Arin pretty perfectly
Ahhhh, the original Cooking Mama Wii title... one of the best.
It was just the beginning of Motion Controls, so it was very lax at times. Perfect for playing with friends.
So, the Cooking Mama games are basically euphemisms for digital porn games. ABSOLUTELY MINDBLOWING!
I don't know if I've ever been so aroused by two men making virtual squid ink pasta.
8:13 - "'Try harder,' bitch! Oh..."
There's actually an accidental optical illusion in 9:54 (I think) The lower board looks smaller than the above one, even though they're the same size
Wow...has it really been [insert years here] since this video has been uploaded? Time really does fly.
Dan: *kisses camera*
Arin: Gross.
Dan: Oh, sorry.
PURE. F*CKING. GOLD.
Bitch please. I AM THE COOKING MAMA!
I've literally watched this video 200+ times it's so fucking hilarious
Even worse than mama!
I died laughing when Arin said desu like daysoo
ALSO I WAS BEFORE THE FARTS
MEANER THAN MAmA!
"Do you need a heaping helping of a reality check?" using this.
I love how competitive Arin gets in VS.
Danny just kissed me...and I liked it....whut?
When you realize cooking mama was your childhood
I want it animated when they started (maybe probably not) speaking Japanese
Danny was so weirdly mad when he cracked that first egg
Like way to into the game so quickly
I like how the American dish is just popcorn
This is so nostalgic for me omg. Cooking Mama was my shit.
Spaghetti in Squid Ink. 375 days later, Splatoon was released. Illuminati.
11:17
Were you the little Netherlands village and I was the mountain next to you like
OHHH EARTHQUAKEE
BBBBBBBFFFTHHHHHH
And destroyed your village?
The Netherlands has plains not mountains..
OH.
WELL THEN.
"everybody is a loser at this game"
lol, not me, I
'm too damn good at Cooking Mama
today we learn that cooking mama makes grown men very aggressive
are we sure they are 'grown men'.
+James Conkleton Oooh.. I don't know. You have a point there.
+abbey well i mean competitive cooking will make anyone agressive, have you ever seen iron chef or like chopped or whatever
My friends and i always fought over this fucking game
+James Conkleton Dan is fine
Arin is the douchebag here
I've never seen people be so aggressive in cooking mama....
Play Mario party and splatoon ranked battle mode and you'll know the pain
+Crystal Clod you forgot smash bros
+Crystal Clod Lol yea ranked mode is so agressive
I was alwys aggressive in Cooking Mama
You clearly haven't played it right. Me and my friends scream at this game more than Mario Kart. XD
This shit is better than fucking Chopped.
Stout Shako Dude imagine game grumps playing this. but with Gordan Ramsey yelling at them
Aiden Ocelot UGLY LAUGHTER
"FRIENDS AND FOOooOODD?!"
+Viktor Braginski [CaptainDayren] The two things I wish I had.
I pity you.
Yaassss
Did anyone else think it was "FRIENDS ARE FOOD"
Lizbeth Puff WAIT, WHAT ELSE ARE THEY FOR?
am i the only one who didnt want this to be only 1 episode long?
I wanted more too
I know for some reason I could watch an entire series of this
I second that!
"Arin wins at being a condescending douche."
I'm dead.
MrIamaverydude I nearly did choking on my saliva while laughing at that part and the whole line before it holy
U ALL SUCk
My favorite part:
"Oooh, you have to crack it gently."
*Really slowly moves the Wii remote*
"C'MON!!!! CRACK YOU FUCK!!!"
Gets me every time...
Somebody send them Babysitting Mama, please! Science confirms that the humor generated from a Game Grumps Babysitting Mama episode would be enough to power a small country for a week.
I thought you were joking at first.
Then I googled that game.
This would be gold if they did that.
true dat
Sean Martinez I want to say that my browser gave me the "Translate" option under this post. Out of curiosity, I clicked it. "True dat" apparently means "True that". I. Laughed too hard at this.
Of all the things the US is known for...they choose popcorn?
What else is the US known for? Hamburgers and hotdogs? Those are way too simple to make.
Rachael Meyer No deep fried anything could've been on there.
Why Listen You're right, they should have put deep fried popcorn.
Rachael Meyer Hamburgers are German.
Rachael Meyer And popcorn isn't??
"That's my tartar sauce"
*I choke on my fucking sweet tea*
+Lisa McNeil DO YOU NEED A LOOZENGE?
+Marissa McBride XD
+Lisa McNeil ....hawt...
"Crack you f*ck!"
-Daniel Avidan, 2014
I would like to imagine that he's in a investigation room. His suspect isn't talking and he's getting frustrated
XD Omg. That scenario just made me pee my pants. That's so creative! XD
J-J_Manersen TMI, dude.
TMI.
So many of Danny and Aaron's laughing fits and random reference's in this video made me laugh so hard at random moments.
Because his controls kinda suck right now.
After Arin said gross to Dannys kiss at the end, i expected Arin to say...."give me another"
Accidentally turned some epic music on in the background while you were cracking eggs, that was fucking hilarious
Tree Dragon brb gonna try this
i may be a lesbian, but if you thin k i didn't want to kiss that ray of sunshine back ur wrong
Danny Shinebang!
+what same af
+what I now live by these words.
+what tihs is beautiful
+what this is legit me
I'm getting really aggravated because you guys DON'T play this basic child's game right but at the same time I'm laughing my ass off because you guys CAN'T play this basic child's game right
CarlyCraft dude they are just playing this for fun, it doesn't matter.
lauryn laflesch i know that, i was making fun of myself... can i help you
CarlyCraft such a deeck
Nice pic. Skyrim fan? Thats the crown of Barenziah!
that leads me to believe that you've never played cooking mama
God dammit Danny, I need a new keyboard now, I jizzed all over it when you kissed the camera.
+Chrnan6710 fuckig same
it's the number one rule of watching game grumps
You are gay
+carter johnson ;)))
I never noticed how weird you kids are. You all need to calm down..
Nickelodeon Guts: "WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO"
Cooking Mama: "Haha you don't know what to do mmh yeah."
+spiritmint He knew what to do, he just didn't do it well.
+Kynan Bunce Jon is the original.
+Miya Lynn and originals can suck, much like jon
+spiritmint Except this game literally has a clear instructions menu for every task. Completely different, you dummy. Yeah, I said it. You're a dummy.
***** Objectively meaning it is up to the individual to decide, and a lot of people are for and against jon, What was your point?
Why haven't they made a Cooking Obama yet?
Booking Sauna: Make it happen Obama.
They tried to make a flash game, but the website wouldn't work! HEY-OH!
You just made my day
I can see were you got this idea from...(Right under this comment)
MrZaloski awesome
I actually cried real lesbian tears of joy when Danny kissed the camera because he's a precious ball of sunshine
Actual Trash your picture is my everything. i love him
Actual Trash Does Jumin Han is gay
Castiel Winchester Jumin Han does is gay
is there a difference between lesbian tears and straight tears?
Jurassic Crafter yeah, lesbian tears are a lot saltier
Holy shit Danny's fucking hair at the end. I want to sleep in it and be enveloped by his gorgeous jewy wavy locks.
his hair reminds me of jonathan's from smtiv
SO
DAMN
FLUFFY
"Where'd you learn to chop? Jason Voorhees!" That cracks me up everytime
Saaaaaaammmnnmmmmeeeeeeeee
Danny's just so fucking cute. I just want to hug him... ._.
You just spoke for everyone. Thank you for that.
KiariLeader123 Here's a list of reasons why he isn't:
-1. He's a jew.-
1. He's like, 30+
2. uhhhhh...
3. I dunno...
I guess you're kinda right.
Mr.Kitty Kat Hey FUCK YOU
Hey..He is still cute.
I Know right XD
"Hi, I'm Danny. I've been homeless for 8 years..."
This is what happens when you don't use face-cam
***** Yeah I don't really want face-cam either. I like the show the way it is. But the opportunity to crack a joke was just too inviting.
No, just a hipster. See Starbucks coffee.
Anyone else kiss Danny?
I'm pretty sure 70% of people did 😂
crissy4445 You're so sad.
.............no?
possibly, even though he's about twice my age
+Amber Giza but he doesn't look that old. Danny looks like he's in his mid 20s
'Chop chop chop the squid
Chop chop chop the squid
Chop chop chop the squid
Disappoint my father'
(From victorious...... no one *crickets* okay.....)
Carly Jones yuuuh
Wren Jones I didn’t know the reference so just sang it to row row row the boat XD
Holy shit you washed a wave over me that I never thought I’d see again
@@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks That's not that far off to how they sing it in the show.
Well I think we learned to not let Arin cook for you, he may put Salmonella in it. 0-0
Mmmmm... i can already taste that salmonella you put in... XD
isakscherlund XD M8 XD
Apparently Arin is actually a cooking master or some shit. We only have Jon's word on that, but I doubt he'd lie to make Arin look good when he could've been like "So Arin sucks dick at cooking."
I don't remember what episode it was. Dan might've mentioned it at some point, too.
But yeah. Master Chef.
K den m8
TailsTheFox31 Jon also swore that Arin was great at Pokemon
Danny is so freaking cute, like, mate.
*like, WOULD mate
i know this was 4 years ago, but his eyes are so cute
@@pogpogpurinn he still is!
@@pogpogpurinn There so inviting 😍
Danny is a sweetheart.
This should be turned into an animation
I hate how in most game grumps vs arin knows the game while Danny struggles with controls and doesn't even get to read the explanations most of the time
That's the funny part!
I just feel bad when Dan gets all upset because of it :(
+OfelieArt Arin is the sore winner
I'm reminded of Nickelodeon Guts, when Arin was the one who didn't know the controls.
to be fair, Arin did read most of the controls. Dan just didn't know to hit the a button
I got a kiss from Danny Sexbang... I can now die happy.
I love the aggressive cooking.
...This reminds me of that time JonTron trolled Arin hard by not telling him how to land on the platform during the Guts Playthrough...
I was thinking the same thing myself.
Money on that controllers Arin gives people are broken purposely in some way at this point considering how many times people have seemed to have issues (not just Danny or Jon, Ross too)
Universal Law of Video Games decrees that second player's controller is always broken. No exceptions. You always want to play as first, third or fourth player.
Trixiehobbits I subvert that by making my third player controller the janky one.
Nerdy314159265 You are messing with the fabric of space and time, welp.
why did you kiss the camera i almost fell off my bed fangirling
that's gross.
Matthew Williams your opinion matters to me about as much as Christmas is relevant in Danny's life.
Madalyn Dawn what? Because he's a Jew? I know a lot of Jews that celebrate Christmas. It has nothing to do with Christianity u schmuck.
Matthew Williams he's already said he doesn't celebrate Christmas. That's why I said it. It means that your opinion is irrelevant, just like Christmas is irrelevant to Danny.
Madalyn Dawn gonna be honest. I don't know Jack shit about these two. I just felt like being a dick. Thanks for playing. Xoxoxoxo ;3
I've actually had squid ink pasta when I went to Italy! The ink its self doesn't taste of much, it just gives a slight squid-ish taste to the pasta. Was actually very nice!
Did you by any chance fling some of said pasta at a man who caught it with his own pasta?
It might be one of those cilantro foods bc for me it added a magical perfect completely unique flavor to the food
I can only describe it as like, pasta^2
Everyone is talking about Dan's camera kiss but I liked the way Arin said "gross" whenever he did it.
Dan with his hair, that jacket and holding that cup at the end... You literally look like a homeless man Arin picked up off the street.
It'd be funny if that was the actual backstory, xD
*spoiler alert* He is. Arin keeps him around for funsies.
But he's a dragon!
Not some guy Arin met at the bus station...in a dragon suit.
ALL HAIL DAN'S GLORIOUS HAIR!!!
"Your the little netherlands town and i was the fucking mountain near by. oh earthquake" loving it (im dutch by the way)
K, it isnt special that you're dutch :/
+Blabby they were talking about the Netherlands and he's dutch, so...
americans dont often talk about the netherlands
so its special in my case
+Blabby >can't equate being dutch to being from the netherlands. Sad.
Xiao Mei what do you mean?
Arin yelling SALMONELLA at a bowl of flour is my new favorite thing.
Goddamnit every time I hear “Clifford” I’m only going to think of their playthrough of DDLC.
“Oh no, it’s Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound!”
"Now I'm the one who is bitch."
Dan kills me.
All the fangirls pissed themselves when Danny kissed the screen. Sigh. Its a shame I'm not attracted to him.
It's funny you say that! when he did, i actually clicked away and went 'ew' while laughin. Then stopped like 3 seconds later and actually said to myself, "well! i'm clearly not one of the fans that's actually attracted to Dan." ...I probably woulda blushed if Arin did it thought =-w-=
...guilty.
FYI, it isn't just the girls lol
creatorofevil I second this statement
I'm not a fangirl but that ending was fucking adorable... I just want to kuddle him and his horrible hair.
Gam damn it Dan, don't kiss the screen! Now I gotta kiss back and people will watch me kiss my phone in public!... The things I do for you
That’s dedication & bravery I WISH I had
I am the fucking master of this game on the DS.
same fam
Same but I'm shit at it on Wii
hell yeah
Amaya Harmon saaaaaame
Has anyone noticed that the japanese voice Dan does in the beginning kinda sounds like Italy from Hetalia?? PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~
YES
Molly Marsh totally FrUK
Molly Marsh HELLS YEAH!! AND WHOEVER DISAGREES IS AN IDJIT
Molly Marsh i had a feelin youd get that one :3
Gerita ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MY WIFE IS OBSESSED WITH COOKING MAMA SHE EVEN TRIED TO GET ME TO PLAY IT
I HAVE TO SAY ITS A VERY CUTE GAME
I ALSO ENJOY COOKING MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TREED?
SORRY ILL FIX THAT
MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY HOOLP MEH!
*YELLING INTENSIFIES*
Danny how are you single?!
Danny's single? I volunteer as tribute.
+Lucy Buckingham it's up to all of you lovely ladies to give Danny the kind of love that we men simply cannot (as far as I know).
+Rope Rope idk man. arin n dan are a lil.....
+Lucy Buckingham because he doesn't like commitment or responsibility
Danny Sexbang is everyone's husband, even straight guy
DAN GAVE NO TONGUE AT THE END 0/10
Not gonna lie I moved in and kissed my monitor at the end
No shame man, I did the same to my phone screen.
Me tooooo :3
I put my tongue out #nochill
Omg xP
Me too :3
XD Me too dude
I just now realized that the WII has been out for almost 10 years. I think Nintendo is due for a new console.
....Wii U?
It's basically the same exact thing with a new fangled-y device.
3DS?
Astromyxin what if they brought back an old system, like the snes, or game cube
Astromyxin Not true. It has much better graphics (1080p) fast processor and much better Internet servers...as well as a new fangled device thingy
arin... you are.. the cooking mama
you can't write that shit
that shit is comedy gold
I think Arin gave Danny a broken controller.
Again.
RUSSIAN FLAG ON PIROGI
MY ONE FOURTH UKRAINIAN IS VERY ANGRY
PokeZelda6664 MY FOUR FOURS POLISH IS VERY ANGRY TOO
PokeZelda6664 My full POLISH IS VERY VERY VERY VERY ANGRY TOO! i KURWA KAWALEK DUPEK LUDZI!!!!!!
MY ONE SEVENTYEIGTH RUSSIAN IS VERY PLEASED
PokeZelda6664 MY FULL RUSSIAN WAS LAUGHING FOR A SECOND
My 2.5% hylian likes cheese!
Why does Danny always look and act homeless in this promo stuff?
How do you act homeless?
He looks like this but he doesnt do drugs anymore....Poor guy
Dustin Brookens I thought he only smoked Marijuana for a spell of his life?
What, you dress up to go play video games? I would think a tuxedo would be a tad bit uncomfortable for gaming.
crazyj10agains
At least his dad isn't Giovanni. (reference to ur pic just in case)
Seems like Arin wasn't helping, like when he yelled at john for not helping
hold a grudge much?
I'll say it again: Except for when Dan asked "are you pressing anything?" and Arin said "Yeah the A button"
SteelandSouls15 Fair is fair. If you watched the Disney Think Fast episode yesterday. When they were launching the different fruits in the basket, Dan asked Arin how he was doing it so fast, and Arin replied with something along the lines of "that's just how good I am". What I noticed is that Dan would wait for the fruit to appear before starting to hold the launch power button, and Arin would already be holding it in before his fruit spawned, so that his power meter would jump down to the correct place if he timed it well enough. It's very obvious that Arin could see this function, and kept it to himself.
There are more examples of this type of "fair play", if you watch some of the versus matches they have done.
I did watch it. I just didn't care. Are they laughing and having a good time? Super. I'm not here to be a critic of their individual morality.
i Mean i don't complain its funny to watch but XD i doN't ever wanna see i'm loses is shit over this in the future..
in fact i wanna see i'm loose is shit beacause it's funny as hell XD
why are they on such a kids game streak? Like, there's this, disney princess, build a bear, daring game for girls. what's next, elmo teaches typing?
-
-
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*a joke
But seriously, why?
C'mon, game designers, get it together!
***** well, not a kid's game, but i counted it as one because it's just this upbeat, cartoony, super casual thing that, aesthetically, looks designed with the intent to appeal to younger kids. Not saying that only little kids can play it, I'm just saying that it looks like it is designed to appeal to kids.
I want them to play another scary game... I want to hear danny scream like a girl for a 2nd time xD
dbzclaw1 They should just play Downpour and/or Homecoming. God those games are terrible.
This was my first grumps video and now I'm seeing them (nsp and star bomb) live in Chicago aaaaa
Seeing them live in 3 days :D
DaisyPeach good job both of you!.... i dont really care honestly
dragonvale19 Yet you still comment…
DaisyPeach OMFG I USED TO LIVE THERE FOR 8 YEARS
This was my first video too haha
Anyone else kiss Danny back?
Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! No... Maby... yeaah
Kyle Ross hehehehe yea
*p o s s i b l y*
Whaaaat naw, why would I do that, chh are you kidding me.
Hmm... lets see. I remember a time when Arin fussed at Jon for not telling him how to play and causing an unfair advantage, now what is Arin doing here with Danny? Shame shame...
Squid ink pasta is awesome. In my experience you can't taste the ink that much, so it just looks metal as fuck
This is my favorite comment of all time. I will from now on make sure my food is indeed metal as fuck before it enters my metal body.
Note to self: Don't drink while watching this.
I spat water at the 'CRACK, YOU FUCK." part xD
4:35 Classic Arin not telling Dan how to do something to tip the scales in his favor, and acting douchéy when he wins.
Another sign of Arin slowly transforming into Jon.
Except for when Dan asked "are you pressing anything?" and Arin said "Yeah the A button"
***** About 3 fails later, though.
***** At that point, it was too late. Arin had already successfully docked at the winners pier, booked himself a penthouse suite in Win For One, and was sipping on penis coladas, while watching Dan prepare his squid dinner to completion.
He's just taking his GUTS anger out on Dan.