Measurehead Semen Retention Affirmations

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  • Опубліковано 25 жов 2024

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  • @svijj_
    @svijj_ 7 місяців тому +103

    Well, Measurehead is from the nation of *Semenine,* after all

  • @bruhman5829
    @bruhman5829 7 місяців тому +222

    Gonna show this to the rest of my haplogroup, we’re gonna have ourselves a little retention session

  • @steampunkerella
    @steampunkerella 7 місяців тому +415

    it's always semen retention with fascists

    • @Klosterhasi
      @Klosterhasi 7 місяців тому

      if you only see women as inherently sexual, not desiring them takes away their "only" power. This is why fascists detest sex work, porn, and their attraction to the women they hate so much - because they fear women, and want to oppress women by any means.

    • @buldermatts2968
      @buldermatts2968 7 місяців тому +51

      that's okay, everyone should be able to enjoy semen

    • @agarthansupersoldier
      @agarthansupersoldier 6 місяців тому +3

      You motivated me

    • @Sopel429
      @Sopel429 6 місяців тому +13

      It's the se men, men of the ancient race of se.

    • @zackpumpkinhead8882
      @zackpumpkinhead8882 3 місяці тому +5

      Maybe it's the universe telling them not to breed

  • @hatientacetlen4246
    @hatientacetlen4246 7 місяців тому +123

    Jean Luke really said "I'm manly to stop edging."

  • @henkbobi4536
    @henkbobi4536 7 місяців тому +80

    Mr. Evrart is helping me find my essence!

  • @forestsavior
    @forestsavior 5 місяців тому +47

    Every time I hear Measurehead talk, I remember that Dizzy DROS recorded most (all?) of his lines in something like 12 hours (if I recall correctly). 12 hours of the most intense phrenological/eugenic jargon that 19th/early 20th-century scientific racism could produce, with the occasional interlude for semen retention and talking about Measurehead's mother. 12 hours to briefly, but completely, BECOME Measurehead, and then you walk away and go back to your normal life.
    I'm sure many voice actors who have played similarly outlandish characters have similar stories, but I just find it particularly funny in Measurehead's case.

  • @Spheronic
    @Spheronic 7 місяців тому +35

    "It is far more potent to pass on a blue print of your mind than of your flesh"
    Damn.

  • @blackshirts_and_breads
    @blackshirts_and_breads 7 місяців тому +126

    currently retaining my semen rn. big ups to head-measurer or whatever his name is 💪💪💪

    • @mogim815
      @mogim815 7 місяців тому

      hello I am hot women, please stop retending your semen

  • @tinysealexe
    @tinysealexe 7 місяців тому +56

    My hapalogroup needed this

  • @olegoleg258
    @olegoleg258 7 місяців тому +110

    Retaining semen with my boys RN!

  • @vaahtobileet
    @vaahtobileet 7 місяців тому +23

    Jean-Luc is my race-mentor. He is a man of virtú.
    *Continues contemplating the mystery and the beauty.*

  • @Xzrbz
    @Xzrbz 7 місяців тому +87

    Measure-face or whatever his name was is my favourite racist

    • @Eirkyr
      @Eirkyr 7 місяців тому +37

      But not your lucky one.

    • @2Links
      @2Links 6 місяців тому +10

      Next one is even better, though.

    • @d-f-s1684
      @d-f-s1684 5 місяців тому +7

      He'll grant three wishes!

  • @martinkurien8813
    @martinkurien8813 7 місяців тому +25

    I hope to one day graduate from Masturbators Anonymous into the S.R.S. Gotta stay strong

  • @kotzpenner
    @kotzpenner 7 місяців тому +28

    Goon society

  • @oscarfletcher-nx9uf
    @oscarfletcher-nx9uf 7 місяців тому +21

    Is it bad that I legitimately don't remember if he actually said all this?

    • @vaahtobileet
      @vaahtobileet 7 місяців тому +29

      It's in the fascist political vision quest

  • @Marbejablah
    @Marbejablah 2 місяці тому +2

    "A man retain his escense. It is far more masculine to pass on a blueprint of your mind than your flesh" goes hard ngl

  • @Khepriwashere
    @Khepriwashere 6 місяців тому +5

    Oh man just what I needed. I'm in a 10 minute streak, I hope I can get to a full day! This is my 333rd attempt

  • @deffientllynotjalenbutler1736
    @deffientllynotjalenbutler1736 7 місяців тому +11

    This is too real

  • @buldermatts2968
    @buldermatts2968 7 місяців тому +18

    how do I join the Semen Society, I want in

  • @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
    @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 7 місяців тому +8

    well shit, i didnt know i was a fascist this whole time

  • @saberxzero
    @saberxzero 6 місяців тому +3

    I feel like they could make a game dlc on measurehead. I know hes an empty headed person trying to sound smart but i find him so interesting for some reasons. Altho his portrait doesnt match his look

    • @suicidalskeleton8779
      @suicidalskeleton8779 5 місяців тому +3

      Portraits have alot more meaning to them than just appearances is why, they can portray the political idealogy, how they fit into that political group and how they fit in with the world around them. Doom spiral and the other alcoholics blend into Their portraits cuz they have nothing left to do but to die and disappear into their environment

    • @IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE
      @IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE 2 місяці тому

      is he tho?

  • @bertsteinich
    @bertsteinich 7 місяців тому +6

    EXCELLENT.

  • @johnarcher6150
    @johnarcher6150 6 місяців тому +1

    Lol. UA-cam is preventing me from liking the video

  • @p_ecora6647
    @p_ecora6647 3 місяці тому +1

    HOW

  • @sapateirovalentin348
    @sapateirovalentin348 7 місяців тому +3

    Ok what is his accent

    • @asherroodcreel640
      @asherroodcreel640 7 місяців тому +20

      It intentionally sounds fake because he's not a foreign, just a shock jock fan

    • @Fuckalope-cm5dk
      @Fuckalope-cm5dk 7 місяців тому +30

      Revacholian

    • @sapateirovalentin348
      @sapateirovalentin348 7 місяців тому +13

      @@asherroodcreel640 the more i learn about this guy the weirder he gets,i should probably play this game at some point

    • @SlumpDrunko
      @SlumpDrunko 7 місяців тому +23

      He's voiced by a Moroccan rapper iirc

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt 7 місяців тому +7

      Something mixed with French

  • @GladkiyElisey
    @GladkiyElisey 7 місяців тому +8

    Excellent!
    Now do the same but with Chris Chan's voice

    • @kotzpenner
      @kotzpenner 7 місяців тому +3

      But he did recycling

    • @GladkiyElisey
      @GladkiyElisey 7 місяців тому +2

      @@kotzpenner Well... Recycling is also some kind of retention

  • @elliotwright144
    @elliotwright144 7 місяців тому +4

    Please don’t glorify fascism. Ironically or otherwise

    • @buneyecat
      @buneyecat 7 місяців тому +9

      Your right bro. That’s totally not cool 👎🗣️

    • @vaahtobileet
      @vaahtobileet 7 місяців тому +15

      No-one should play this game then I guess?

    • @ittixen
      @ittixen 7 місяців тому +35

      Not sure if serious, but... this is satire, not irony (IMO). It's portrayed in a laughable light.
      "Semen Retention Society"? "Strategic semen reserves"?
      No-one in their right mind can take this seriously. But then again, that's also true for the rest of fascism so you may have a point. Poe's law and so on...

    • @bzzzzzzzzzz2075
      @bzzzzzzzzzz2075 6 місяців тому

      This isn't even like... ironic glorification. It's straightforward satire. It's mockery. It makes fascism seem stupid and silly. Nobody has ever been brought over to fascism by something like this. Fascists don't want to be part of a lame loser ideology. They want blitzkrieg and esotericism. And the S.R.S. um... does not project strength. Fascists do not like their portrayal in disco lmao

    • @alabastrowe7988
      @alabastrowe7988 6 місяців тому +3

      So true, everything is normal on earth