Alright kiddos, gather around it's story time. I wanted to make this video a bit longer than usual so you guys could make it last, because it's gonna be a good bit before I can even start on making new videos. About 3 months ago my mother was diagnosed with breast cancer, Non-Invasive thank goodness, but it still meant a lot of work was to be done. This meant that I had to take over for the family business for a while while my parents worked on scheduling the would be surgery. The shows are frequent and require a lot of travel, so aside from the fact that, well, it's hard to focus on much when you know your mother has any form of cancer, but I was away 80% of the summer so- yea. Thankfully, as of today her surgery is going perfectly well and all the cancer cells have been removed, but she's going to have a long recovery period which will require my full attention and assistance. So I'd like to thank all of you for being so patient and loving my videos, showing your support and being a wonderful community, it's really helped me get through this rough time. Hope you all have a wonderful day, enjoy the video and hope you guys will enjoy the videos to come!
4:14 May be just me, but it felt like Rhino was making a Portal 2 reference. Come to think of it, even though we make fun of Hydroid, it would still be immensely terrifying if he were to materialise out of nowhere behind you to give your judgement. Also loved the Ivara mugging scene, the best part in the video imo :D I remembered a time where prime parts actually had real value. A Carrier Prime Cerebrum could easily net you 30-ish plat. Now prime sets (aside from vaulted stuff) are peanuts compared to Rivens.
Also, as always, your voice is incredibly satisfying to listen to, Omni. You have a gift, and I hope to be able to continue being on the receiving end :3
I kept thinking that each joke would be the capstone joke that you would end it off on due to its amazing quality, but they kept going. AND THEY KEPT GETTING BETTER. How do you fit so much quality comedy in 9 minutes?!
> Baro Ki'Teer dropping his stock at such low prices Are we sure that's not Darvo posing as Baro Ki'Teer, after stealing his whole shipment of looted Orokin parts?
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
Somehow I periodically drift towards this trilogy and every time I watch it, I enjoy it like the first time. Here's hoping someday there will be a Channel 4, lmao (To dream is free :b)
Awesome, man! This was the best couch potato vid yet! I loved it! Haven't laughed that hard in a while! Now, i got a question for you.... it's still a ways away, and i know you may not have thought about it with your mother being sick and all, but are you planing on going to tennnocon in 2018? I went this year and it was awesome!
2:02 Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
10/10 would watch Excalibur Jack
off*
Clem/10
railjack me off, mommy lotus
Off
6:45 That door is closed, R.I.P Volt
Oberon: omae wa mou shindeiru
B U R N T H E H E R E T I C S
and Tenno abilities! Damn them!
DEUS VULT
W E W I L L T A K E J E R U SA L E M
Join Oberon for the holy crusade!
TruMikuel Oooooh....that explains why the cult was weird. I joined the harrow one. Sill.....oh wait he died....FREE AT LAST!
Am I too late for a Holy Crusade?
That samurai jack bit was great
E X T R A T H I C C
the fucking volt bit with oberon made me actually pause the video because I was laughing too hard this the best
Alright kiddos, gather around it's story time.
I wanted to make this video a bit longer than usual so you guys could make it last, because it's gonna be a good bit before I can even start on making new videos.
About 3 months ago my mother was diagnosed with breast cancer, Non-Invasive thank goodness, but it still meant a lot of work was to be done. This meant that I had to take over for the family business for a while while my parents worked on scheduling the would be surgery.
The shows are frequent and require a lot of travel, so aside from the fact that, well, it's hard to focus on much when you know your mother has any form of cancer, but I was away 80% of the summer so- yea.
Thankfully, as of today her surgery is going perfectly well and all the cancer cells have been removed, but she's going to have a long recovery period which will require my full attention and assistance.
So I'd like to thank all of you for being so patient and loving my videos, showing your support and being a wonderful community, it's really helped me get through this rough time.
Hope you all have a wonderful day, enjoy the video and hope you guys will enjoy the videos to come!
Omni Voice i couldnt read it i was focussed on the intresting video
It is amazing how you can still make videos and take care of family business, along with having alot of voices
You deserve the wrath of 1 million subs
Omni Voice Take as long as you need, we're not running anywhere. Also amazing video.
Omni Voice ever notice how nezha is basically an anime trap?
A foolish samurai Warframe wielding a master of darkness wielding a magic nikana.
Samurai Jack and The Joy of Painting references in a single video. Well done sir. Well done indeed.
"So rise up! Rise up children of the Void! Rise up Tenno!"
I'm SO NEEDING the Couch Potato TV theme. I could go through a 10 hours version of it, for the love of Lotus.
Me too!
4:14 May be just me, but it felt like Rhino was making a Portal 2 reference.
Come to think of it, even though we make fun of Hydroid, it would still be immensely terrifying if he were to materialise out of nowhere behind you to give your judgement.
Also loved the Ivara mugging scene, the best part in the video imo :D
I remembered a time where prime parts actually had real value. A Carrier Prime Cerebrum could easily net you 30-ish plat. Now prime sets (aside from vaulted stuff) are peanuts compared to Rivens.
Jesus, I love this Skyrim reference!!
TheEpicGuy with Mustache which one?
The one in which Harrow spoke like Heimskr.
RISE UP, CHILDREN OF THE EMPIRE! RISE UP, STORMCLOAKS!
AND THEEERE IT IS, FRIENDS! THE UGLY TRUTH! YOUR CHILDREN HAVE DESCENDED FROM THE DUUUUUNG OF MAN!
RISE UP! RIIIISE FROM THE ASS OF ELVES!
That bear grylls reference..... mmhh... priceless.
His aku voice is so good that each time he modified the speech it threw me off
Also, as always, your voice is incredibly satisfying to listen to, Omni. You have a gift, and I hope to be able to continue being on the receiving end :3
1:08 i couldn't help but think of United Airlines
SleepingKitten that's the joke
SeraphiiGaming figured
If we can't seat you, we'll beat you.
0:58 FOR THE EMPEROOOOOOR!!!!
ffffFUCKING HERETICS
We're players actually able to use other players foundries at one time
KILLTHEHERETICS!!!!!
6:44 Little did Volt know, his speed also speeds up any warframe nearby >:3
I kept thinking that each joke would be the capstone joke that you would end it off on due to its amazing quality, but they kept going. AND THEY KEPT GETTING BETTER. How do you fit so much quality comedy in 9 minutes?!
'Are you using watercolor?'
Ayy Samurai Jack parody
This is the kind of stuff I subbed for 😂
> Baro Ki'Teer dropping his stock at such low prices
Are we sure that's not Darvo posing as Baro Ki'Teer, after stealing his whole shipment of looted Orokin parts?
Nezha is my trap waifu.
Cosmic Sonar lmao
Cosmic Sonar nezha is best trapframe
wait untill i finish his gender bender skin.
God bless region
My femboi.
The Zephyr Lines bit was my favorite..."KILL THE HERETICS!"
The w team i need a season of that
LOVE THE SKYRIM PARTS
I wish DE made a tv in your liset i dont care what they say i want it!
Booberon stole Loki prime's voice....
rocketpunch12210 is the famous brother of loki prime. Broberon prime.
2:10 instantly recognised that, made me laugh so hard
What a magnificent masterpice.
This is the honest comment of a prime enthusiast
6:35 it was at that moment that volt knew he f**k up. 😂😂
Funny how Nezha is one of the most loved frames by today's community of warframe
DAMMIT you got me with that teddy bear
Nezha. The Ice Skater. With Firewalker. Bravo Omni, Bravo
OH MY GOD! YOU PUT IN A HEIMSKR REFERENCE!! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS EVEN MORE NOW!
First i didnt understand much about the Ivara robbing the excal part... But now i do... bloody newbies.
can you please explain it to me I don't get it
When you enter maroo's bazaar to sell stuffs but newbies with no plat just get in there thinkin' they can get your stuff with trash prime parts
oh okay thank you for clearing that up for me
TheCommentGuy I remember being able to trade with that stuff back then.
I'm sorry. I was him.
Bear gills.... Well played.... Well played
OMNI VOICE POSTED A VIDEO, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Security! *KA-KAW!*
HLRBRLBRLRBRLRBLRBRLBRLRBRL-
WE
ARE
BUT
M A G G O T S
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
Bio Knight
When's season 3 of Corrupted Vor coming out? :V
I actualy like corrupted vor more than vor
Must...get...spira prime...
*Sees this video*
CANCEL ALL MY FISSURE RUNS
I had to watch the news segment twice.
Once for the news ticker and once for the news.
Don't pic on Oberons wife!
Metal gear Inaros
Black note i dunno. He didnt use a box, he left it on his ship i guess.
Black note Metal Gear Vay Hek
Somehow I periodically drift towards this trilogy and every time I watch it, I enjoy it like the first time.
Here's hoping someday there will be a Channel 4, lmao
(To dream is free :b)
Long ago in a distant land...
Oh you DID NOT! YOU ARE SO AWESOME!
Ah yes... the references are damn gold.
Love that samurai jack reference. You know it ended?
love the lucio reference
outstanding memes as always
why have i not discovered this channel in my life? im so inlove with this channel.
i love turtles too.
I so wish to see you on a relay while you are interviewing someone ;w;
I Love this series!
I saw that oberon prime building. Nice.
this mesage panel is epic xD "zephyr and open world" xD
It's really fun, I can not get enough of watching this video
Did you really used valkyr to represent Howling Mad Murdock?
ah this is sooo worth it~
Thanks for doing my suggestions once more.
Love your videos, you do an awesome job, also I hope your mom gets well.
my god your making Warframe Machinima. and it feels like the good, Old machinima!
there is too much awesome in this video.
I love this videos
Keep it going man
Couch Potato TV Channel 4 ?
plz :)
Pretty please OuO
6:45 shit shit SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
Bullet Dodging Neo lesson learned. Dont piss oberon, or he will do the opposite of healing.
1:50 was that a heimskr reference from skyrim?
Would gladly watch all these
Can we get season 5 Excalibur jack?
Pope Harrow and the church of holy crit
where sister Khora?
that samurai excalijack thought
You just got yourself a new subscriber well done
Jeez the highlight of Oberon here is amazing.
Finally! Its here!!!! Thank God!!!! (btw, i came when there was 420 view XD)
Glauber Junior same
I think inaros is hungry, again.
Please make more of this! I can't stand my cable TV!
VO-BREAK IT DOWN
The most musical security system in the entire system
Awesome, man! This was the best couch potato vid yet! I loved it! Haven't laughed that hard in a while!
Now, i got a question for you.... it's still a ways away, and i know you may not have thought about it with your mother being sick and all, but are you planing on going to tennnocon in 2018? I went this year and it was awesome!
I died at the skit for 6:23, that was freakin funny as heck
That samurai jack skit xD
Damn it, why can't I sub twice
Couch potato tv 4 when?
Excalibur jack needs to be an entire series
That A-Team parody lovely
Lol love the Skyrim reference
the skyrim satire is just priceless
Who else looked for the adorable teddy bear anyway?
2:02 Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
The A team bit was great
3:04
Me, except it works, since I have a bazillion galatine prime handles.
*WHY DOES THIS WORK?!?!*
How can I download VO- BAN UPGRADE?
Don't you just hate it when it's the weekend and the universe explodes?
8:34 DID U GET THE REFERENCE
HOLLY SHITNHENPREDICTED THE REWORK
Where is part FOURRRRRR?! >:(
1:26 *WTB 20 plat plz*
this is priceless, I'm actually crying, from laughter xDDDD
yo, that oberon (In the part where Volt zaps Titania) kinda looks like mine. lol
Was he using water color?
It was at this moment Jackson knew he fucked up 6:43
Love your vids
I have some prime parts, noooo!!
XD
Love the samurái jack reference :3