STAR WARS: EPISODE 1 - THE PHANTOM MENACE (Retro Review) - Rose Colored Reverence
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It's the 25th anniversary of the release of Star Wars: Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace, and that can mean only one thing... it's being rereleased in theaters on May 4th! Join us for our first retro review as we dish on this franchise classic and analyze the film through rose colored glasses.
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First viewing for me of Phantom Menace, when Qui-Gon Jinn dies, a few people in the theater started laughing, and others started yelling at them to shut up. I witnessed the future of love it or hate it with Star Wars.
They just never felt like they were in the same universe as the original trilogy.
They still don’t. Too much shininess.
@@hardcutreviews Actually, they do. Considering the OT takes place during a time of war, not to mention there is a tyrannical Empire in place, it makes sense things look the way they do in the OT.
Think, man, think!
@@BrandontheAwesome Just keep hitting refresh.
@@hardcutreviews Just keep being wrong.
two of the most PROBLEMATIC plot points from the prequels are….
1. an intergalactic war that are mostly being fought by disposable clones and robots.
2. an all encompassing ideological war being fought by thousands of jedi against (when it really comes down to it) ONE sith.
all the extra stuff by Filoni and Co are there to “correct” all the inconsistencies in the prequels.
I was in college when Episode 1 came out. There were a few things leading up to its release that were red flags:
1. The news showed a clip of the pod race announcers saying “Start your engines.”
2. A radio show played a clip of Jar-Jar saying “Meesa been banished…”
I knew it would be bad, but didn’t want to believe it.
When I saw the movie, I was bored in the first 5 minutes. Then it got worse and worse.
I went back to see it again the next day. Maybe I just needed a second viewing, but it was exactly the same.
I grew up with that movie, but even as a kid I found the movie boring and after the 25th anniversary screening, my friend and I consider this a disaster
Watchibg the phantom menace again at theaters Is a joy of experience. Worth it. Love it.
You do you, boo.
So did I and my little brother who was in awe of his first Star Wars experience
I agree with how much of a mess it is. I can't lie. It's nostalgia, I was 5. Brings back memories and I get a good laugh at the nonsensical parts.
Nostalgia is a powerful drug and there are more enjoyable parts than others in TPM but if you can't laugh at the nonsensical parts then your undies are on a little too tight.
The prequel trilogy was so bad and everyone was exhausted and checked out by the third film that the theater I was in actually had the audience laughing when Anakin turned on the lightsaber to kill the younglings.
It’s so funny because I was the perfect age for these films being 3-9 years old. I loved them then and I love them even more now.
But what I love now is seeing guys like you making videos like this 25 years later. You guys are recreating my childhood by bashing these films while I staunchly watch in disagreement. But I’m still laughing and enjoying every minute of it.
But I totally see myself now being you guys 25 years ago with these new sequels/tv shows😂😂😂
It’s all in good fun. We’ll be gray when this generation is hating on Disney Star Wars and the kids are in love with it. Although Disney Star War is the worst thing ever so maybe not…
@@hardcutreviews well I can’t wait for your AOTC and ROTS videos! You guys are great
@@roccoborghetti4693 We’re definitely going to have fun making those. Glad to have you along for the ride.
Still better than the Last Jedi.
Paint drying is better than TLJ.
@@hardcutreviews Anything is better than DSW.
You guys have to review all the Star Wars movies 😂
Fine. We’ll do it.
@@hardcutreviews Please spare us the stupidity.
@@hardcutreviewsplease spare us the pain. You pretentious douchebag
I think Chapters 4 and 5 are as good as the series ever got; by Jedi, the marketing and effects had firmly overtaken the filmmaking, so it really didn't matter what other resources (actors, set design, etc.) were deployed - it still couldn't save you from stupidity like Boba Fett's jetpack accident, Ewoks defeating elite troops, pod racing and midi-chlorians. The scripts and dialogue just got clunkier as the series leaned more and more on spectacle and "making it for the kids" became the excuse for making the movies more childish instead of childlike.
Yeah, don’t buy into the revisionist version of history that it was good.
You mean the revisionist history that was created by the jealous RLM and their wanna-be goons?
Only revisionist history here is yours. The prequels were always great movies, deal with it.
@@BrandontheAwesomeWhy are you gay
@@BrandontheAwesome I still remember the day after seeing the midnight showing.
@@davidanderson4748 Yeah, everyone loved it. If you honestly think the vast majority of people hated the movie, you are dead wrong.
It was always good
George isn’t reading this. It’s ok to be honest here.
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Don't discourage him
@@JinxTheLooneyToon915 It’s true. He’ll never know how hard you have to lie to yourself.
@@hardcutreviewsLike you are lying to yourself, fake fan?
@@hardcutreviews He is giving his fucking OPINION
I like the phantom menace even with its flaws. There are some really good moments in the film that I can get behind, but a few good moments don’t make a great film. Phantom menace with the prequels in general have a good premise but the execution was horrible.
When the OT was being made, it wasn’t just George deciding everything, even the actors thought a lot of the dialogue was stupid and helped to fix it. When watching empire, and comparing it to phantom menace, it seems like they don’t even share the same universe and I think that’s due to the tone.
The villains are a fundamental part of an overarching story, and the empire in all 3 films felt like a threat, like they weren’t a Saturday morning group of villains that you can destroy but felt like a lingering threat throughout the galaxy. You can’t even compare it to the jokes that are the droid empire, they are weak, stupid and hold no threat whatsoever.
The pod race was fun at least lol
Definitely a stronger area of the film.
@@hardcutreviews And it isn't the only strong area.
Please, do tell. @@BrandontheAwesome
@@Blunder03 The opening of the film, the scenes on Naboo, the scenes on Tatooine, the four-way battle, there is a lot of strong points about this movie.
The entire movie was fun
The only thing The Phantom Menace (and the prequel trilogy altogether) has is that the ideas on paper are interesting.
The idea of how the senate is too incompetent and high off their own farts to help a system that actually needs their help and how the Jedi order was always shitty and absolutely corrupt are actually intriguing. You could make something profound and thought provoking with these ideas in Star Wars.
What’s the problem? George Lucas needed someone to help him iron out these ideas on film, and he didn’t. In the BTS footage, everyone is brown nosing George Lucas when he’s in the room. When he leaves the room, they all start the criticisms on his ideas. Nobody had the courage to give George Lucas the notes he needed to improve the prequels.
The Prequel Trilogy as a whole could have been amazing when you read out the ideas of each film on paper. George Lucas has a knack for intriguing stories. He just needed help from others to push these ideas and stories to their fullest potential.
You're completely right. Listening to people defend the execution of what was good on paper is akin to all those lemmings in the BTS footage praising 2nd rate writing and directing.
Cool retro review
Totally agree! Episode 2 plz!!
I liked it alot as an 11 yrar old, tastes change but i still love and admire the marketing and the barrage of toys, opened up a new era of SW games. And of course Plinkett
Is it good, no. Is it memorable, absolutely.
I liked the phantom menace 😄
Step 1 is admitting you have a problem.
@@hardcutreviews that would be liking disney trilogy, not this one :)
@@hardcutreviews Except it isn't a problem.
It's a great movie
@@hardcutreviewsit's not a problem you clown
Saw TPM in theaters with my best friends when it came out. I was 13 at the time and known for being the biggest Star Wars fan in my class. When the credits rolled, my friends thought I’d be ecstatic. Instead I bitched and left.
Mom warned me years before with the news of a prequel trilogy. That to be carful what you wish for as some things can never be repeated.
You knew at 13. Imagine if you had been an adult.
@@hardcutreviewsI however unapologetically enjoy the Ewok movies so I understand why people like the prequels. I’m just willing to admit that while I like the Ewok movies, I acknowledge that they’re stupid and shit to most people.
@@t7489 Self-awareness is key. You can still love garbage as long as you realize you’re dumpster diving, lol.
@@hardcutreviews Except we aren't.
What i remember most about this one is the cinematography.. or lack there of.. its like youre watching the home video of baby anakins mom filming the school play from the same angle for every scene.. ..i mentioned this once, ill repeat it a million times, geoege is on the spectrum.. take it easy on him.. if he says something in the past, or writes a single line of dialogue, it all must be remembered and maintained.. "too old to begin the training.." written like just another yoda joke dismissal, now we must show toddlers with lightsabers and eyes covered all standing within toddler arms length within one another.. bleech. ..darth maul, only lines of dialogue with his master in such a cool voice, never says a word to the heroes, just flourishes his special lightsaber around for minutes at a time.. so much wasted potential around building tension and elaborating on themes with the big good and big bad conversing.. ..pfft. i dunno.. i thought george hating directing.. he should be producing and writing novelizations like the big ideas worlding building man he is.. leave the directing of actors, esp dialogue, to someone else man, c'mon! ..but hey, heres an idea, HardCut.. how you guys feel about the prequels, would it be fair to feel about the original trilogy? (Empire included baby..)
You're right, we can't pile on George too hard. He's a man with limitations. He just got so powerful that no one could question his poor decisions. We will definitely do more of the OG films...
@@hardcutreviews Uh, wrong. George was surrounded by many of the same people that helped on the original films, and they had confidence in him. And it paid off.
Never understood the hate from day 1 in 1999. Everyone is entitled to their opinions but I’ve enjoyed it from May 1999 to today.
Never understood why people don’t get where the hate comes from. There are only so many examples we can drop in one short video. You can love something and still admit that it’s objectively pretty bad.
@@hardcutreviews Weird take. You think it’s bad so if I don’t agree then I’m wrong? Roger Ebert thought it was a fantastic film and gave 3 and a half out of 4. I’m guessing had he watched your video he’d have dropped it maybe half a star?
@@VincentBrancatisano1980 Without standards then there is no good or bad. If we can’t agree on the basics of what good storytelling is then where do we go from there? Ebert has his reasons for liking it and that’s fine. He was know for liking a lot of garbage and liking a lot of great films. People choose to listen to reviewers that align with their way of thinking so they know what to avoid. I wouldn’t presume to tell someone what they can and can’t like, but I can point out what makes something objectively bad in a film.
@@hardcutreviews well we are going to have to agree to disagree. I don’t think the movie is poor and whilst I don’t necessarily agree with all the choices made in the film, I don’t think it’s a poorly made film.
the dissonance im feeling because i grew up with the prequels is insane. I completely understand the critiques u guys have but i just give them a pass because of the nostalgia and feels i have for the prequels xD i appreciate the critiques honestly keeps me grounded lmaoooo
Nostalgia is a powerful drug. What’s funny is when people can’t admit that’s why they like something. We do it as well but we admit that we’re not being objective when it happens. Appreciate the comment!
@@hardcutreviews We do admit why we love the prequels. The strong writing, great characters, amazing effects, great battles, incredible worlds...
Say what you will about the prequels, at least they're funny. The sequels are a black hole of enjoyment. Watching something fumble itself into stupidity is way more entertaining to me than some jerkoff writing revisionist fanfiction because he read a snopes article about Dune and thought "now it's my turn"
I was 14 when it came out. I saw it 3 times. I thought it was the best movie ever made.
I lied to myself, for years. It’s downright atrocious.
I definitely dislike aspects of this film and yet because it is part of the series, I have somehow managed to watch it at least several times as part of watching the whole series in sequence and all.
Yesh the Phantom Menace never was great, the only only thing i liked about the film was Darth Maul
Older movies definitely need a visit. I watched big trouble in little China recently after not seeing it for years and I forgot how great it was.
Carpenter/Russell at the top of their game.
Thanks to Disney’s awful trilogy, The Phantom Menace has aged like a fine wine.
That's only 15% of the reason. The rest of it is because people actually like and even love TPM since they were kids. Heck, it's even one of my Dad's favorite movies.
It has aged like stale urine.
Lucas, unleashed a cinematic 'golden shower' upon SW fans in 1999. He has much to answer for. 👿
@@cyrusq5999 It was his story to tell, not yours. And it’s Disney who gave us the golden shower.
@@ForceMaximus84 No. DISNEY followed up on the shower with a triple 'Hot Carl'.
@@cyrusq5999 The Prequels’ only real flaw is the acting. The rest is fine. You just can’t accept it because it isn’t the story you wanted.
A lot of people say the only good thing about The Phantom Menace is Darth Maul. My question is why? He has no personality. The makeup is cool, but imagine it was the actor without the makeup, would you still like the character?
It's the same with Boba Fett.
For me even though the prequals are bad, yes take away some stuff to make it a pinch betterit still holds some kind of special place in my heart not Attack of the Clones though, even when running marathons I stomach on how hard it is to watch that one of all 6.
Just got back from watching it in the theater. I loved it
Ghey.
@@hardcutreviews Oh, how very mature!
You guys should watch the Rifftrax versions of the prequel trilogy, they definitely make the movies better
Rifftrax are always solid.
You guys are hilarious! Looking back I can't believe how bad the green screens are. The scenes with entire CGI backgrounds look like the FMV cutscenes from Dark Forces. Also, I implore everyone to watch the Star Wars episode of The Toys That Made Us. After he felt like he got a raw deal for the 70's Kenner toys (2.5 cents per dollar sold), he made damn sure he got a better one during the prequels. I think it's quite telling that, of all the people they invited to speak on the documentary, George was the only one they wanted who declined.
This was the first movie I ever saw in a theater as a kid so the rose tinted glasses is strong lol I still remember how crazy the hype was the theater was packed and how cool the pod racing scene was
The hype was real. Never saw anything like it.
@@hardcutreviews sad we don't get movies that feel like an event anymore, avatar 2 and barbieheimer was kinda there but will never be like Star Wars or the first jurrasic park
@@oa8945 Every so often the hype is there but never at the level back then. It was insane.
@@hardcutreviews back in 99 at the premier for phantom menace they interviewed Korn and one the dudes said Star Wars is the Super Bowl of movies lol
You have NO rose tinted glasses! It's a great movie!
Episode 1 - a No Hope
I get shit for being a horror nerd and watching every single Michael Myers movie and every heartless Conjuring spinoff, but can the mainstream nerds finally admit that there’s probably only 2 and a half good Star Wars movies and probably only a handful of good MCU movies?
STAR WARS (1977) & EMPIRE are classics. RETURN is okay. I don't mind the HOLIDAY SPECIAL (1978). ROGUE ONE is also okay - the rest is sh*t.
Dude... This is exactly correct. Most of the Marvel movies (yes, even "Phase 1") are mediocre at best.
@@hardcutreviews Meh, they were alright.
"Me-sa say you gonna do a movie review?" - Jar Jar Binks
😆 Awesome seeing you here👊🍻
@@TheBrisco1234 dude, I'm everywhere 😄
@@MrDman21 Apparently we both are 😆
I think the reason why the younger generations like these movies is because they probably watched them at a very young age in numerical order, where they were introduced to this goofy version of the universe and it didn't mature until the later movies so they were used to it, but we grew up with the mature ones, and then fifteen years later they dump this prequel on us and it's campy and childish and we can clearly see the difference. It'd be like if you showed some kid the later Harry Potter movies that are all dark and serious, and you treated it like those are the only movies in the series. Then you wait fifteen years and show them the first two movies with all the bad child acting and whimsical bullshit. And they'd have the same reaction we did to these prequels of "What the f'k is this shit?"
AMC theater showed this yesterday, I was the only one in the theater
Glad to hear it.
It's not good, yet it's infinitely more watchable than Disney Star Wars
No, it's good. You just need to wash yourself from that RLM drug.
@@JinxTheLooneyToon915 It's absolutely abysmal.
@@RAN-os5gz
Wow. Triggered much?
Au contraire, it is a masterpiece.@@RAN-os5gz
Nah, It's good and watchable even without disney starwars. That's a bad metric to go by. Disney starwars is bad by the way.
The most ridiculous thing is people calling it good because the disney movies were horrible. No, its not good. The writing is atrocious, the acting is terrible, nothing holds up because they used too much 90s CGI and the pacing is one of the worst ever put to screen.
The prequels and the sequels are equally horrible. They're just different.
The writing is solid, the acting is good, and guess what? Episode I has more practical effects than the ENTIRE Original Trilogy COMBINED. And the pacing is solid as well.
Yet another echo chamber of lies.
Still my favorite of the prequels. I was 25 when it came out.
I went to see the Phantom Menace in Hollywood when it first came out and it so bad that I walked out of the theater halfway through the movie. To be fair, Star Wars started its fall from grace with the Return of the Jedi.
Return of the jedi is just bad
No, it's fall from grace started with Dave Filoni's Clone Wars show.
@@BrandontheAwesome - It may have continued with Filoni but, it started with George.
@@chrisjenkins9978 Nope, it started with Filoni.
Phantom menace remains my favorite filmmin the series. Always felt like an outsider because of that
It’s a step up from AotC. Most people cite RotS as their favorite though. A bold choice for sure.
@@hardcutreviews Not a bold choice, a logical one.
It's A great movie dude. Completely understandable
@@hardcutreviewsRevenge Of The Sith *is* the best movie in the franchise. And also F YOU FOR TRASHING ON JAR JAR YOU SCUMBAG. ITS DOUCHES LIKE YOU THAT DROVE THE ACTOR TO ALMOST COMMITTING SUICIDE!
They did bring Darth Maul back in The Clone Wars series and the Solo movie
I had stayed over night in the parking lot of the movie theatre to see the premiere with a friend.
My friend fell asleep in the first ten minutes and I genuinely thought the movie was a spoof gag-- as though it was a joke to fool fans and would then stop and have the real movie start.
I was stunned by how horrible it was and couldn't believe it was the real movie.
5:22 - This reminds me of the Ren and Stimpy close-ups for some reason. No offense.
Lol. Impossible to take offense to that.
attack of the clones is a pretty bad movie, but yoda vs dooku was kinda cool
More classic reviews with rose colored glasses?
The Master of Disguise
Ill never forget going to see this movie then right after that going to see the Matrix. The Matrix just killed Star Wars. That was when Star Wars lost its hold on the Sci-fi genre.
Hell of a double feature. What a palate cleanser.
@@hardcutreviews 😂 well I didn’t mean literally right after. It was the next movie I saw, fairly soon after though. I was in my 20’s and you could just feel the shift in the public away from Star Wars. The phantom menace was so anticipated and yet within a few weeks, all anyone could talk about was the Matrix. It was just that much better.
The only thing that is good about the film is the fight with darth maul at the end including the music. That is the only thing thats good
No, the rest of the movie is good. Get over it.
I hear what you're saying but I will say this in the last couple of years I decided to watch you know the only six Star Wars films that have ever been made the prequels in the original trilogy nothing else has been done since then so you know there's nothing else to consume Star Wars but what my point is is as a young adult I hated the prequel trilogy but fast forward to now I watched it again and I'll be honest except for the attack of the Clones I actually really really enjoyed the prequels I think it's because I at this point was able to set aside expectations that I may have had at the time. And one note about Jar Jar Binks that I would say if you can pretend in your own head that the Darth jar jar theory is actually real jar jar becomes 1,000% more tolerable at that point if it seemed to the lens of everything is on purpose I'm just saying I'm just the messenger.
Darth Jar Jar is canon in my eyes. You just can’t take him seriously in any capacity. If you can step back and enjoy them for what they are you’ll be less likely to have a coronary like these nut job prequel fans who think it’s Shakespeare.
@@hardcutreviews You are not supposed to take him seriously. He is the comedy relief after all.
We never said it's like Shakespeare, we merely said they are good movies, which you obviously can't handle.
@@BrandontheAwesome There was a dude in the comments who literally said the dialogue was supposed to evoke Shakespearean style. Daft. And the comedy relief is actually supposed to be funny. Not infantile.
@@hardcutreviews Shakespeare was one of Lucas's inspirations, the man has even said it himself.
Also, the comedy is for little kids, Jar Jar is just doing the same thing Artoo and Threepio did all those years ago.
Im proly your only gen Zer who watches your channel and i cant agree more watching this as a kid was a bitch to get through and i could never understand why and you guys nailed it. Thank you for that
Doesn’t take much effort when the end result is objectively bad. Appreciate you sticking around. We’re often not kind to Gen Z, lol.
@@hardcutreviews Yeah probably behind the closet millennials playing sword fight behind the scenes with each other. It's okay if you both are with each other. It's 2024, everyone is accepted now.
Gen Z? Well, we can already not take you seriously then.
@@hardcutreviews Except its not. The prequels are objectively good.
@@BrandontheAwesome You’re objectively right. If you’re 12.
Yes. Phantom menace is a piece of art compared to disneys garbage.
Plan 9 From Outer Space is piece of art next to Disney Star Wars. It’s a pretty low bar.
I remember going into the cinema all those years ago, this was going to be awesome! Then the devastation coming out. I did watch it again, it couldn’t have been that bad, could it? Damn straight it was… 😂 Great review guys, now I’d like to see you go medieval on Attack of the Clones! Sorry that you have to watch it again… 😅
😂 these 2 guys are amazing. Very knowledgeable and don't sugarcoat their opinions. I love them ❤
It was the sixth best film among the first six films. 😂 Episode 2 was much better in my opinion.
Don’t you worry. We’ll get to Episode 2.
@@hardcutreviews Oh goody. You get to look stupid twice.
@@BrandontheAwesomeWhy are you gay
Great stuff as per. My first cinema experience was Star Wars. I was 4 and I thought it was the greatest thing I had ever seen. Doesn't hold up. It was Battle for Endor as New Zealand were lucky enough to get the Ewok movies as cinema releases.
George Lucas changed cinema twice, he made the Original Trilogy with a group of talented writters who inspired the likes of Ridley Scott and James Cameron to make Alien, Terminator plus many other examples. He then made the Prequels by himself wich inspired the likes of Michael Bay and Zack Snyder Plus modern Disney to make cgi riddled specticals with awful characters and story.
Michael Bay was around before Phantom Menace came along.
@@ForceMaximus84 Transformers wasn't
@@Strugen. Ok, but transforming robots were significantly difficult to pull off practically in the late 2000’s. That’s but unfair.
Beyond the OG trilogy, Lucas gave us ILM and THX. He revolutionized the industry. Nothing can take away his contributions. But every genius has their limits. Writing and directing are his.
@@hardcutreviews
And let me guess: you think you can do better?
"rose colored reverence" - "it was never good" --- i dont think there's any group that suggests otherwise. Zoomers have a soft spot for thr prequels, but among thiee types TPM is standout in a bad way.
I wish this were true, but there's a lot of hostile and defensive comments lurking down here.
@@DualStupidity Maybe because the haters are equally hostile and defensive.
Leigh Brackett wrote Empire but I suspect she also ghost wrote the original Star Wars '77. After she died everything goes downhill, starting, with the Ewoks and Leia as Luke's sister. Give Lucas his due, he revolutionised special effects, but he is neither a writer nor a director.
Yeah, her connection with the franchise is a bit shrouded. Not sure how much of her original script made it into ESB but it’s cool she got the screenplay credit alongside Kasdan. Nobody has anything on what Lucas achieved with ILM and THX.
@@hardcutreviews Lucas did create Star Wars and came up with the story, and approved the changes to his scripts. Or are we gonna play revisionist history?
I know its not a good movie but there is something about it i kinda like i dunno.. I was 25 when it came out . Knew it could never live up to the hype . The biggest disappointment was attack of the clones . If attack of the clones had been good at least it would have given the phantom menace some kind of excuse - to say it was building the story up. Maybe if episodes 2 and 3 had been really good peoples opinions on episode 1 would have been more forgiving to a certain extent??
You're completely right! I've been waiting for someone to say this. Theres far too much nostalgia tricking people into loving the prequels. For some reason since the sequels came out, everybody is acting like the prequels are sacred films 😂
Great review once again. Hope to see you do more star wars, would love to see your ranking of the films!
I think we’re going to have to do Attack of the Clowns now… I mean clones, haha.
@@hardcutreviews hahaha. I look forward to it!
Nostalgia tricking. Yeah right LOL😂
In all truth it's the FANS and George Lucus that destroyed Star Wars. You needed to make your feelings known about everything you didn't like. Or wished for
I disagree I didn't like the first one even though there's some good things like the end battle. But I really enjoy the second one and I enjoy the third one. I always have but even more now.
I want to see the pain... bring on attack of the clones!
The special editions were devastating to watch in the cinema. George lucas became a moron to me from that moment. Ruined it. What's worse is the original version has never been available since.
Yep.. it was at that moment, I finally realized George was "on the spectrum" ..he just couldn't help himself, obsessed with his new toy.. either that, or dollar signs in his eyes.. maybe he thought the CGI was trash but lied.. either way, more evidence? he just cannot do empathy besides big picture good vs evil.. when it comes to personal interaction, he can't seem to comprehend what one-on-one emotional pair bonding would look like.. ..such on-the-nose dialogue I need a chiropractor appt tomorrow..
It reinforces the huge contribution his ex wife had on the edits of the original trilogy. Left to his own devices he can't be trusted.
"It sucked then, it sucks now"
I love how simple the crawl was🤣
It's because George doesn't even understand his own movies. A great example is when Obi Wan says to Luke in the original Star Wars "Mos Eisley space port you will never find a more reched hive of scum and villainy" There is then a couple shots of them heading in to be met by a group of storm troopers who interrogate them. Cut to the special edition and after Obi Wan says that line we have goofy robots hitting each other and awful cgi dinosaurs with Jawas falling of them to completely break the tension of what Ben had just said.
It was awesome for us middle schoolers. We were seeing them for the first time in theaters.
I watched it tonight and the gungans talk like toddlers. I swear I need a translator. Also those trade disputes and senate disputes are fuck*ng boring.
Don’t know how anyone can genuinely like it. It’s a slog.
@@hardcutreviews an attention span perhaps? lmao
Yet no one has trouble sitting through ESB, which is considered, “the slow one”, of the OG. Your mind has to be soft to not understand bad writing and execution.
They're alien species, not homies smoking a joint, you imb•cile.
As for the "boring" trade and senate: what, you don't want movies to resemble real life?
@@anomalyinc3239 Make a reply to these behind the closet cucks! Your roast to Cosmonaut Variety Review was amazing.
Genuinely I was surprised today at the theater by this movie’s cgi. It always looked so crappy on dvd. Like the space battles, battle droids, Watto, Sebulba, and Jar Jar (for the most part) look pretty on point for 1999
They still hold up even now.
Good catch, Bobby 😂 7:52
I’ve learned so much about YT in the last couple years.
It hurts me to hear you bashing CLONES...I hated Menace soo much, because it didn't feel like Star Wars...but Clones did, it was more exciting, more action, more member berries (which I know are bad, but not always) and had Jango and Dooku and a conspiracy...what the heck was wrong with that? too much CGI? maybe.
So... do these guys like star wars? I'm confused lol
I was 9. Saw it opening weekend in a packed theater with my uncle. I thought it was amazing and on Monday morning went to meet my friends on the playground and was expecting them all to agree and everyone of them was basically like "meh." And then I don't remember anyone I knew being at all excited for Episodes 2&3. Also, the promotional push for Episode 1 was insane. The biggest advance publicity I've ever seen for a movie. Every aisle at the store had some promotional items connected to it. Episodes 2&3 were dialed WAY back. I remember going to a store at a store at an outlet mall at the end of the summer '99 and it was only selling Episode 1 merch.
The Phantom Menace was an amazing movie that showed a simpler time in the Star Wars galaxy before clone wars and the empire. You guys are clowns and are not Star Wars fans.
Blindly liking something inferior doesn’t make you a fan but you nailed it with ‘simpler’. Simple movie for simple people.
@@hardcutreviews No, this is a movie set in a time of peace. Of course it is not going to be non-stop action like the OT.
Use whatever you call a brain and think.
Damn, right again. I thought it was called Star WARS. Time of peace, makes so much big boy sense. Just keep hitting refresh and the channel will disappear soon. I promise. I don’t think you’re hitting refresh…
@@hardcutreviews And just like every other prequel hating UA-cam channel, you refuse to engage in a debate and instead refer to childish games and replies.
@@BrandontheAwesome You lost the privilege of debate long ago. Just keep hitting refresh.
It’s actually really refreshing to see a channel on “mAy THe FoUrTH” stick with the ORIGINAL take on this movie. Sure, I grew up with the prequels, but I do not glamorize these films as high regarded media. Why do they still hold up when most things from my childhood don’t? Hard to say. But all the revisionist history around the prequels because of the Disney trilogy does annoy me because it’s all phony.
People were so starved for new SW they didn’t care what they got. It’s funny listening to people talk about the prequels today like they’ve aged like a fine wine. Wtf world are they living in?
@@hardcutreviewswe’re in the bad timeline where Star Wars came back a second time and blew chunks harder than any of us could have anticipated!
The first 5min of your video was exactly how I felt…..except I had to see it two more times after the third viewing with various groups of friends.
We all kept going back hoping it would click and it never did. Some people convinced themselves it did click and they’ve been chasing the lie ever since.
@@hardcutreviews The film did click with a lot of people.
It is you who have been chasing a lie.
@@BrandontheAwesome No doubt it clicked with a lot of people. There were tons of children who loved it when it came out. Nice and simple.
@@hardcutreviews There were also plenty of adults, such as my dad who has been around since the Original Trilogy. The only prequel he was disappointed with was ROTS, and that was because he read the novel first.
Padme was hot though.
Wasn’t she like 14 in Phantom? Who am I kidding, of course she was.
@@hardcutreviews really damn , i almost joined the Epstein club.
Yes, she was - but not enough to save the film(s).
I prefer Princess Leia. She was even sexier - real "hot-beef-injection" material. ❤🔥
During my high school days, i read a Cliff Notes book of science fiction, which covered several sf classics. My favorite part of it talked about the novel DUNE. I read the book and instantly loved it and i was very excited for David Lynch's movie version.
I start watching it and I think to myself, am i in the wrong theater? This is awful!
Years later, i had the very same feeling watching TPM.
Having the "high ground" in a sword fight is a disadvantage because your feet are exposed and hard to defend. It's literally like fighting while leaning backward against an opponent leaning forward.
The high ground is only an advantage in ranged combat... with arrows, guns, cannons, etc.
You sound just like a certain Disney shill...
He actually sounds like someone who know more about sword fighting than the writer, who didn't let anyone else read his first draft.
@@hardcutreviews People did read the first drafts of the prequels, and they were revised.
Also, in this situation Obi Wan does have the advantage since the only thing seperating him from Anakin is a river of lava, which Anakin would need to jump over to get to him. And he would have to jump onto the top of a hill, where Obi Wan is standing.
Use your head.
Could have just thrown his lightsaber. UsE yOuR hEaD. Refresh.
@@hardcutreviews And Obi Wan could have dodged it.
*Think
I LOVED the Phantom Edit sooo much better than the original movie! Yes please do a review of Attack of the Clones.
The Phantom Edit is great. It makes the prequels almost watchable.
I liked the underwater stuff, I liked the roger roger droids, I loved Maul, and the end lightsaber battle. The rest was awful. Mid chlorians? OMG...a kid as the centre? why George? What the prequels were missing...was Marcia Lucas, and Gary Kurtz..without them, Star Wars is a hollow thing.
Lucas is a genius, undoubtedly… but the guy needs guardrails to keep him on the track. Watching people defend the prequels as if they’re shining examples of cinema is hilarious and painful at the same time. Definitely some fun moments sprinkled in there, but the big picture? Oof.
@@hardcutreviews The big picture is incredible. Admit it.
*Sigh* Wrong.
@@BrandontheAwesome We did. We said the thru-line in the prequels was better than the sequel trilogy, only because the sequels didn’t have one. And it wasn’t exactly some big picture revelation. That’s the problem with prequels. You already know what happens. Not exactly that riveting.
@@hardcutreviews The prequels were designed to give context to certain things that were never explained, like why did Anakin fall to the Dark Side, what led to the rise of the Empire, and so on and so forth.
It's part of why the prequels aren't as action-heavy or character driven as the originals.
I think also a retro review for the Original Trilogy is also necessary. I think the OT is being overvalued while the Prequel Trilogy is undervalued. Most people that liked the OT were children. I don't think the adults in 1977, not to mention old people, liked Star Wars too much. And the same I think happened with the PT: grown up people cannot have the same feelings towards a franchise even though they watched Star Wars as children during the 70s or 80s. I bet the Original Trilogy received bad reviews as well as criticism just like the Prequel Trilogy. And I don't think "The Empire Strikes Back" or "Return of the Jedi" were all well received by the audiences back then. The only difference is that the audience back then did not have social media to express their opinion in public. I think "we" often tend to be biased: "all past time was better". In my personal opinion it didn't suck. I think it is a good movie. I do not agree when some people say that the only good things about this movie are: 1) soundtrack; 2) lightsaber duels; and 3) Darth Maul. I think the movie is more interesting and entertaining than it is often acknowledged.
Sucked ass is exactly what this crap flick did and in a gargantuan way. Puh-leez do reviews for the other 2 prequels. The only SW I’ve liked since Empire was Rogue 1. We all should have seen the writing on the wall when the Ewoks appeared. Jarjar is an extension of that silliness. Love, love your show.
Watching Attack of the Clones might break us. But we’re willing to take that risk.
I understand that the prequels have some problems, but at the same time they have interesting moments. The soundtrack, the lightsaber fights, the creativity regarding planets, cities and aliens are things that make it possible to continue enjoying these films.
There are definitely bright spots in the prequels. Fantastic soundtracks.
Pod racing... George Lucas saying, "Look what I can do with a computer!"
Also, went on WAYYY too long
You mean for 9-10 minutes? Doesn't seemed that long.
@@JinxTheLooneyToon915 Remember, these people have the attention span of a two year old.
@@BrandontheAwesome
Right, right
@@JinxTheLooneyToon915 Let's take them down, shall we?
Yes more retro reviews please
I remember thinking: "that was okay, but Jah Jah Binks ruined it" during the drive home from the cinema afterward. Being only 17 I assumed all the plot just went over my head cos I didn't understand politics yet. None of the characters resonated with me. (Attack of the Clones on DVD was like watching a video-game I didn't understand. And that was when I stopped caring. 'There Were Only *3* Star Wars Movies' became my viewpoint, to this day.)
I NEED the Attack of the Clones Retrospect Review. If the Zoomers think people were unkind to TPM..... just wait until they hear everything that's been said about AOTC.
We’ll do Clones… as painful as it will be.
And we will trash this video, knowing it will have the same crapping "arguments" OT shills had been spewing since 2002.
@@hardcutreviews sometimes, taking a dump on something can be cathartic. And you two are funny. I look forward to the review.
The thing about the Speical edition the hate around that did not start till Lucas refused to give us the unalltered Star Wars. Back in 1997 it was more of a, hey it is great to see what George wanted to do. The anti Spiecal Edition hate begain when fans relized there will be no more love given to the OG edit. I did not understand what the phrase "One Last Time" Meant in the 1995 VHS release when it first came out.
The Phantom Menace is like watching Teletubbies and C-SPAN at the same time while consuming an edible.
TPM is like experiencing joy for the first time.
Im 25 and actually like this movie a lot but I agree with a lot of your points too. But the one at 20 minutes about Obi wan having the high ground, and it not mattering when Maul did meaning it was not thought through is wrong.
In my opinion the intent was to actually call back to Obi Wan VS Maul and show that, since Obi Wan pulled basically the exact same move of jumping over Maul and slicing him after, he knew how to stop Anakin from pulling it off.
I agree that Maul leaves himself too open and that shot holds just too long. It makes it look like he let it happen which is dumb, I blame edit for that. If it cut immediately to the slicing and the noise of the slice itd look more like Maul had no time to react.
As much as Maul is highly trained and deadly, he cant have had much experience against jedi. Because he is the first sith the jedi have reported in a thousand years. So maybe Palpatine trained him a lot, but didnt train him for the niche scenario of a enraged padawan doing a somersult over his head. Perhaps because Maul thought jedi were always calm and predictable.
Anyway, my point is that obi wan knew how to defend against that move as he did it. And he could have been baiting anakin to jump recklessly as he knew anakins emotions were peaking.
Either way, its clearly intentional and therefore not lazy or first draftitis.
That’s a fair point. It most likely comes down to poor execution. Maul had 3 full business days to react to Obi Wan leaping over his head and he just watched him. The edit in RotS was much tighter and made more sense. He reacted immediately to Anakin jumping. Appreciate the comment!
@@hardcutreviews I agree 😄
My favorite part of your disagreement was how you presented a great counterpoint without calling us cry baby man children. That was exceptional debating. 👌🏻 Commenters could learn a thing from you.
This so well thought out. Also I think Maul was not expecting to actually be attacked despite Obi Wan jumping above him since Obi Wan has already lost his weapon at that point- his lightsaber is not with him and he summons it as he jumps. Which also goes on to show that Maul underestimated Obi Wan since he relied more on his own weapon (having the saber staff) and failed to consider that Obi Wan relied not just on his lightsaber but also his connection with his force. Obi Wan warning Anakin is also his attempt at telling Anakin not to underestimate him because he knows exactly what to do when someone tries to jump over his attacker as Maul had failed to do so. Obi Wan learns from mistakes - his and others.
The people vs George lucas is absolutely pathetic
The prequels may be bad, but dear fucking Lord The People vs George Lucas was nothing but fanboys bitching and whining over nothing
You guys nailed it. I went through the same pains with the prequels. Star Wars are three movies, and only three movies.
Facts.
3 movies and the Palpatine scenes in the prequels
Any love for Rogue One?
Star Wars is only six movies and the Expanded Universe.
Cry about it.
@@excalibur2024guy Nope.
I would say you’re completely right in your criticisms, but the charm and the through line of the downfall of an innocent character… it is more interesting to me than the Sequels. The Last Jedi was the most interesting one because I feel it’s the same as the prequels.
Very interesting ideas executed horribly.
Wow Bobby hadn't seen TPM again since 2002? lol
Zero reasons to watch it again.
@@hardcutreviews Last time you watched this movie, I was 0
Everytime i try to watch phantom menace nowadays i get so bored i always fast forward to the pod racing scene and then to the battle with darth maul and im done.
Hell of a way to watch a movie. Totally get why so many people like it.
I was in my mid 20s when PM came out. I do remember thinking in the theatre, this is a bit crap.
And yet you are in the minority.
@@BrandontheAwesomeWhy are you gay
I agree with everything accept your opinion on Batman returns which I actually think is better than Batman89.
Don’t know what Matt is thinking on that one.