First 10 seconds in nutshell = CJ is partially clipping in the bridge, random purple dude without head running below the bridge on the left, distance fog still does not exist in this universe... Yup nothing has changed, nothing was fixed, ain't surprised.
Josh's speech at 6:36 is well worth listening to if you take nothing else from this video. Probably the best summary of why Definitive Edition exists and why it looks like it does that I've heard.
Yeah, GSG simply didn't have enough time or people. It's rumoured that it was released months before it was originally supposed to since the GTAV upgrade wasn't ready and Take Two needed something to release at the end of 2021. Still, the mobile versions are not a good foundation to work from. They have checkpoints and satnav, but the controls were butchered to work on a touch screen, which is why things like analogue acceleration and breaking or some flight controls don't work in the Definitive Edition. Should have used the PC versions and mods that fix bugs and restore all of the graphical effects and models from the PS2 and Xbox versions.
It’s idiotic and pathetic , why the hell would you rush a 15 year old game and release it half assed, you have literally all the time in the word at this point, they wanted some cash faster? Hope it was worth the embarrassment.
Man, even tho you have all those shitty things happening to you, like Faye’s illness, you keep making us happy with your content. Thank you for being such a cool and positive dude. Hope that this bitchy cancer will go away and you and Faye will be alright. God bless you guys
I'd really like Josh saying "the only reason I'm doing any%, not glitchless%, because I cannot guarantee I won't encounter any glitches just by playing the game."
About the disable enemy outline being double negative, this is also the case for the Rockstar Games Launcher settings, they have "hide notifications" so you have to enable to hide notifications instead of just disabling them.
4:51:00 Hey yo I'm still watching, I usually watch these videos over the span of multiple days, it's really nice acutally :D Thanks for the near infinite entertainment Josh!
what baffles me more is that the game has mixed reviews bordering on mostly positive on steam people actually give it good reviews despite how broken it is and the fact that they removed old versions, it's just surreal
I think this can be explained with sampling bias. Only people that buy it on steam can give steam reviews. That is true for every game of course, but it takes some special kind of person to buy the definitive edition on steam, people that were not hyped enough to buy it when it came out, but also were not discouraged by the bad press, maybe because they were not aware of either of those things. I suspect those people mostly bought and liked it because of vague nostalgia.
It’s really not that broken tho, all of you guys just love to hop on the band wagon to hate in this game when in reality it’s not even that bad. Plus in case you didn’t know, opinions exist.
I'm the 10% who actually watches the whole speedrun from start to finish. I appreciate these uploads Joshimuz. Just finished your ESA run yesterday that you posted a few days ago.
I totally agree with you that the state of this game is completely Rockstar’s fault. GSG did not have the resources or support to pull this off. I’ve worked in software for years on both the engineering side and the business side of it. Everything you said is correct.
They made the words on multiple pieces of clothes unreadable when thats not the case in the other versions. Its Rockstar and Grove Street games fault. You can't tell me Grove street games isn't at fault.
@@ThirdEye-47 Rockstar hired GSG because they are a small, cheap studio. Like Josh said in the video, if you hire a cheap, crappy contractor to renovate your house, you should expect cheap, crappy work. Software development(video games in particular) is very very labor intensive work. You need a combination of a lot of time and a lot of people to do something like remastering 3 huge games like this. Rockstar knows this better than anyone and they hired them anyway. It’s Rockstar’s fault.
"We would like to hire you for a remaster." Okay, great! "Actually, it's remastering 3 games at once." Oh, okay... "And you have this timeframe for it." That's... not impossible. We could use some AI upscaling to help us. "Actually, we're moving up the release date to a few months earlier. ...
It makes me laugh because Rockstar made Max Payne 3, a game that started off with a searing rant about capitalism and "getting what you paid for". And here we are, just over a decade later and Rockstar is trying to cheap out on their customers by cutting corners and screwing the devs while still expecting to make billions. The irony.
@@CopiousDoinksLLC The Houser brothers are complete maniacs that love to throw accusations and make jokes about other people when they are one of the reasons why the industry they work fall from grace so much. They love to make satire about everyone without ever taking a side or making any meanigfull point about it, Dan insulted game stores for being "capitalists facists" when the reason why they won't accept San Andreas was because he wanted a sex minigame, he literally got mad because stores won't accept something that has porn in it, also he loves to talk about goverment pushing the working class to an extreme when he owns a company known for horrible workplace practices, they think they are some kind of revolutionary socialists that makes fun of the american corruption, but in the end they are one of the major symbols of why capitalism is so awful.
1:09:32 I know there are many other instances of this, but it annoys me that they just copied the HD universe brands into these 3D era games. "Bite" is the parody of Subway in GTA 4 and 5, but in San Andreas it was Sub Standard.
I am the 10% thats still watching! Been watching this in parts over the last few days. I don't do it with every video but I keep coming back to you because in an everchanging world it's comforting to have something thats constant. One of the very first speedruns I've seen like 8-9 years ago was your 2013 ESA sub 6 run. Thats such a long time! Keep it up man :)
Josh, there is an interesting new mod that gives GTA SA movement from Half-Life, which means bunnyhopping, airstrafing, rocketjumping etc. It's called "Zolika1351's ZHalfLife San Andreas". Not really suggesting anything, but i'm sooo eager to see any SA runner playing with this mod.
Still watching at 4:51:00 - I usually put your VODs (or Frew's) on during the work day whenever I'm doing something boring (or nothing at all). I've been catching up on VODs since you and Faye have just moved in together. I can definitely feel how painful DE is through this.
1:29:12 The lack of fog looks pretty bad most of the time but damn this backdrop is amazing if you ignore the mountains. Still… would be improved with a smog effect.
Josh, how heavy was this vid? 6.5 hours pof 1440p@60 ? Holy fuck. Thank YOU for the dedication and thanks to your RAID 0 gig for putting up with it lol
I don’t blame the developers of Grove Street Games for how GTA:DE turned out, but I do 100% blame GSG’s management and Rockstar/Take Two. Any sane management team would have seen the contract to port 3 full games in the span of a few months, from scratch, just in time for the Christmas rush, and negotiated it down to 1 game immediately. I think the fact GSG’s management let R*/T2 metaphorically ram a stick up their butt speaks to how mismanaged this whole project really felt. Like it was a placeholder rush job because they couldn’t get something else ready in time but they needed something to sell for the holidays. But now that GSG has been absorbed into R*/T2 as their own development studio, hopefully the developers now have the resources/time to make a good GTA port/game. Maybe this coincides with R* developers pushing for better working conditions? Hopefully. Funnily enough, Nintendo/GameFreak & ILCA were going through the exact same thing with Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl at roughly the same time. Rushed development, limited resources, very strict deadline. Hopefully they too learn their lesson, after what happened with SV’s version 1.0.
So sad that we will probably never get a good remaster version of such iconic games. The comment provided to you by Josh asking for the comment (smiley face) Wish you and Faye all the best ❤ let this year be better than the last few
7:04 The Buffalo car is not available from the start of the game (outside of cheats) in Los Santos until I believe after the player reaches San Fierro or Las Venturas in the main story missions. There’s another bug upon IMMEDIATELY starting the game.
25:54 Is it just me, or this smoke's line was cut short? Not just in definitive edition, in the original too. It just doesn't sound like an intonation you'd end a sentence with. There must have been something else after that, something that was either censored, or maybe revealed something about smoke. Idk maybe with the leaked script files, we could find out what was cut.
"Doesn't sound like an intonation you'd end a sentence with" This is a rockstar game, dialogue tends to start and end in weird abrupt ways. If this was significant, it would be spoken about to this day, like the nacho mystery man, but unfortunately it isn't. Keen observation tho.
To all who believe that lie, which says, Masons have no power: That dear soul is a clear lie, they still busy doing whatever they are doing (biblically deceiving mankind) and still they have the same if not even more power. The masons haven+t gone nowhere, their club just in the late 20th century and early 21st century, exploded, meaning went bigger by many souls who became the sell outs. That`s the only reason we have TV s in our homes and the entertainments, through music , movies, sports. If, as you seem to believe, masons power has gone down the drain, then our so loved TVs won´t show of any kind of picture. It then will be just a pointless box. There be then no daily news. And there WON´T be then any kind of money in use. Yep, that`s the picture i will get if the masons power have truly gone down the train. Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Without the masons nor the death club of freemasonry, there be not a single soul who`s sell out nor will there be any reason nor a chance to become one. SOULS, SEARCH: BIBLE + FREEMASONRY. Colossians 2:8 Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.
Bought the trilogy for 70% off. Played all three games, 100% and platinum trophy etc. GTA 3 crashed 7 times, VC twice, SA once. Got my money’s worth. Not perfect but still had a great time revisiting the games.
I’m one of the people who watched it as a part-review. I love a good speedrun and you’re a good speedrunner. But also this is a great insight and demonstration of the game and its current state. Thank you Josh!
not sure if you know, what they seem to have secretely added a option to toggle the classic 2d radar. not a option ingame though. you have to open in the Documents\Rockstar Games\GTA San Andreas Definitive Edition\Config\WindowsNoEditor the GameUserSettings.ini and in there you will find a parameter (ClassicRadar=False). set that to True and you will have ingame the classic 2d radar. works in all 3 games
definitive edition is made for people who think "high detail" textures = good graphics and good graphics = better game. its a mediocre version for mediocre people.
@@Gigidag77 much like THE ladder xD It's amusing to me that people wanted a ladder climbing mechanic, despite the fact there's only TWO ladders (well, 3 actually, but one of them is not far from another) in the whole game. And we all know which action of theirs lead them to this idea, right? I'm talking about jumping off of a certain cliff next to the San Fierro airport and not having enough speed.
But the mobile versions have the immersion that make the originals feel huge. I'm sure it was done completely from scratch. Not the mobile games. I have it and I love the mobile version
These remasters use the mobile ports as a base, its confirmed to be true. Obviously they also made a lot of changes but they're still the mobile port as its core
@@SoAaron_ then as it stands no one should blame the mobile version as itself because it's really good. Grove Street games is to blame. I keep reading that the mobile version sucks which is simply not true at all.
@@Stormtrooper-oc4vn The mobile version is not great but it was mostly forgiven for being... well, a mobile version of a massive sandbox game. The fact this didn't crash and burn instantly is impressive. It's when you hook up a controller to those, play the botched PS3 and 360 port or Definitive Edition you see the problem with taking a mobile port and putting it on consoles without putting in the work to undo a lot of the concessions they made for that version.
Idk. Last I heard, the reforged is still getting updates after 2 years. And some people say the last one was actually alright. The definitive edition on the other hand... Yup, it's completely abandoned.
I tried this when it came out and once I noticed that my favorite fits i would put cj in were now blurry and unreadable(they are perfectly readable in the other versions of the game) I immidiatly shut the game off. Not to mention how some clothes are completely recolored making the clothes that still have readable words on them ugly asf.
I didn’t do it in one go, but still watching at 4:51:00 in the video! Plan to finish it too, bc this is a super chill stream which I’m enjoying very much!
I used to play GTA3/SA/VC to 100% multiple times on the PS2, it was my favorite series. When the definite series was announced, was going to 100% them all again. But saw how Rockstar didn't care, and how bad it turned out to be. Never bought it, never will. Got the originals that will do me.
How funny that I was literally just watching your first speedrun on the definitive edition when it came out and now 40 minutes later you posted a whole new speedrun on it!
Guys I'm really out of the loop, could someone kindly explain what's been happening with Faye? From what Josh is saying it seems very very serious, I hope everything will be alright
idk if Josh is ever gonna see this, but here it goes: mobile version definitely lets you skip phonecalls if you drop from somewhere, but you have to do it in a "clippy" way, i usually do it with steps as they're squared and you can use the edge more easily to do it. it's kinda hard for me to put it in words but like: you need to slowly inch your way to the edge and fall from it at very first possible pixel, you'll see CJ model slightly "glitch" while falling and he will go back in "no phone mode" for some frames (you can tell when it works because when it does, CJ drops his arm back down instantly with almost no animation). during these "glitched" frames you're kinda in an "om0 state" and can press the widget to get in a car nearby, so i guess you PROBABLY could be able to do that in DE by mashing the key to get in the car in the same way. The only thing that could make it not doable in DE might be possibly smoother hitboxes? idk, did not test it enough cause I don't have the game myself, I play mainly on mobile, but giving my two cents here in case someone picks it up and tries it on console, maybe it still works who knows :)
for reference, my los santos speedrun on mobile (on my old account that i lost) ua-cam.com/video/kWUP7fcMf_c/v-deo.html Timestamp 14:55 and then again at around 1:29:10 I fail it 2 times because I'm dumb and failed the trick two times in a row, I should've went slower on the edge or even better use the steps but I kinda wanted to hurry cause I realized I parked the bike too far, but I think it kinda showcases well the two different outcomes of this trick, maybe it's still possible to abuse these little "om0 frames" in DE
If I'm a musician and I get a call for a job that I KNOW I can't handle then It's my job to say no! The blame lies mostly on rockstar but Gsg definitly shouldn't have taken this on if they thought they couldn't which I doubt they didn't think couldn't
I'm the 10% or whatever that actually watch all this way :) I am watching it bit by bit throughout the week whenever I feel bored. Thanks for the entertainment!
So you think the defining version of a british console game is the american pc port, with patches? Nah mate it's the ps2 pal release version or nothing. With ammuammu stores and mislinked sf tattoo parlour and all. We were playing it for like 9 months before you pc plebs got it lol. Can you even 2 player on pc?
The little circle behind the car when driving breaks the game and immersion for me. Once you see it you cannot under it. It's like a set circle that changes textures where you're going but you can tell the circle is there
34:22 No josh, your job isn't to be "entertaining" your job is to provide content that you enjoy putting out, so if you felt like talking about things that were pulling you down then I think 99.9% of your audience will be more than happy to listen to you. I think I can speak for many people when I say that I personally watch you for your character not just your humour or hahah funny thing happened. I hope the very best for you Josh and I hope you find ways to lighten your days up like you lighten ours.
First 10 seconds in nutshell = CJ is partially clipping in the bridge, random purple dude without head running below the bridge on the left, distance fog still does not exist in this universe... Yup nothing has changed, nothing was fixed, ain't surprised.
LOL I didn't even see the headless guy!
Headless zombie ballas invading the hood.
That's the part of the bridge that you can break by driving through it. Pretty sure that's why it's wonky.
@@BDozer666 hm...this reminds me of...can they make headless zombies in Dwom instead of just making them not headshotable?
@@W4iteFlame Don't think so.
Josh's speech at 6:36 is well worth listening to if you take nothing else from this video. Probably the best summary of why Definitive Edition exists and why it looks like it does that I've heard.
Great commend !
Yeah, GSG simply didn't have enough time or people. It's rumoured that it was released months before it was originally supposed to since the GTAV upgrade wasn't ready and Take Two needed something to release at the end of 2021.
Still, the mobile versions are not a good foundation to work from. They have checkpoints and satnav, but the controls were butchered to work on a touch screen, which is why things like analogue acceleration and breaking or some flight controls don't work in the Definitive Edition. Should have used the PC versions and mods that fix bugs and restore all of the graphical effects and models from the PS2 and Xbox versions.
It’s idiotic and pathetic , why the hell would you rush a 15 year old game and release it half assed, you have literally all the time in the word at this point, they wanted some cash faster? Hope it was worth the embarrassment.
@@Journey_to_who_knows the only thing that matters to publishers in this world. Money. And money they did get.
@@Journey_to_who_knows fr. SA came out in 2004 and they took 17 years to fail their remake smh
Man, even tho you have all those shitty things happening to you, like Faye’s illness, you keep making us happy with your content. Thank you for being such a cool and positive dude. Hope that this bitchy cancer will go away and you and Faye will be alright. God bless you guys
Sorri for mai bad englesh
@@Pisekak нарм
сойдёт
Cancer sucks
Fun fact, it's called any% because there is no way Josh can run this without experiencing any glitches.
I'd really like Josh saying "the only reason I'm doing any%, not glitchless%, because I cannot guarantee I won't encounter any glitches just by playing the game."
32:49 not much more than we can say but 💙
hoping for the best, Josh
Good stuff "San Andreas Man"
Thought those highlights were going to be the next video, but this is even better
the only game i felt scammed even though i pirated it to see if it was worth it.
About the disable enemy outline being double negative, this is also the case for the Rockstar Games Launcher settings, they have "hide notifications" so you have to enable to hide notifications instead of just disabling them.
4:51:00 Hey yo I'm still watching, I usually watch these videos over the span of multiple days, it's really nice acutally :D Thanks for the near infinite entertainment Josh!
same here, we're the 10% x)
I also watch these within multiple days, lol.
what baffles me more is that the game has mixed reviews bordering on mostly positive on steam
people actually give it good reviews despite how broken it is and the fact that they removed old versions, it's just surreal
Coomsumers and low standards, the most iconic duo
@@agrippa2012 modern gaming
I think this can be explained with sampling bias. Only people that buy it on steam can give steam reviews. That is true for every game of course, but it takes some special kind of person to buy the definitive edition on steam, people that were not hyped enough to buy it when it came out, but also were not discouraged by the bad press, maybe because they were not aware of either of those things. I suspect those people mostly bought and liked it because of vague nostalgia.
Copium after spending money
It’s really not that broken tho, all of you guys just love to hop on the band wagon to hate in this game when in reality it’s not even that bad. Plus in case you didn’t know, opinions exist.
I'm the 10% who actually watches the whole speedrun from start to finish. I appreciate these uploads Joshimuz. Just finished your ESA run yesterday that you posted a few days ago.
10% gang
Josh you are getting in shape and healthy, good to see.
i like beans
Ain’t nobody respect him if he don’t respect himself
@@Journey_to_who_knows if he wanted nagging, he would buy a clockwork wife!
...wait a minute, he did, shout-out to faye
I totally agree with you that the state of this game is completely Rockstar’s fault. GSG did not have the resources or support to pull this off. I’ve worked in software for years on both the engineering side and the business side of it. Everything you said is correct.
They made the words on multiple pieces of clothes unreadable when thats not the case in the other versions. Its Rockstar and Grove Street games fault. You can't tell me Grove street games isn't at fault.
@@ThirdEye-47 Rockstar hired GSG because they are a small, cheap studio. Like Josh said in the video, if you hire a cheap, crappy contractor to renovate your house, you should expect cheap, crappy work. Software development(video games in particular) is very very labor intensive work. You need a combination of a lot of time and a lot of people to do something like remastering 3 huge games like this. Rockstar knows this better than anyone and they hired them anyway. It’s Rockstar’s fault.
"We would like to hire you for a remaster."
Okay, great!
"Actually, it's remastering 3 games at once."
Oh, okay...
"And you have this timeframe for it."
That's... not impossible. We could use some AI upscaling to help us.
"Actually, we're moving up the release date to a few months earlier.
...
It makes me laugh because Rockstar made Max Payne 3, a game that started off with a searing rant about capitalism and "getting what you paid for". And here we are, just over a decade later and Rockstar is trying to cheap out on their customers by cutting corners and screwing the devs while still expecting to make billions. The irony.
@@CopiousDoinksLLC The Houser brothers are complete maniacs that love to throw accusations and make jokes about other people when they are one of the reasons why the industry they work fall from grace so much. They love to make satire about everyone without ever taking a side or making any meanigfull point about it, Dan insulted game stores for being "capitalists facists" when the reason why they won't accept San Andreas was because he wanted a sex minigame, he literally got mad because stores won't accept something that has porn in it, also he loves to talk about goverment pushing the working class to an extreme when he owns a company known for horrible workplace practices, they think they are some kind of revolutionary socialists that makes fun of the american corruption, but in the end they are one of the major symbols of why capitalism is so awful.
1:09:32 I know there are many other instances of this, but it annoys me that they just copied the HD universe brands into these 3D era games. "Bite" is the parody of Subway in GTA 4 and 5, but in San Andreas it was Sub Standard.
I do hope things get better for ya Josh
I am the 10% thats still watching! Been watching this in parts over the last few days. I don't do it with every video but I keep coming back to you because in an everchanging world it's comforting to have something thats constant. One of the very first speedruns I've seen like 8-9 years ago was your 2013 ESA sub 6 run. Thats such a long time! Keep it up man :)
Josh, there is an interesting new mod that gives GTA SA movement from Half-Life, which means bunnyhopping, airstrafing, rocketjumping etc. It's called "Zolika1351's ZHalfLife San Andreas". Not really suggesting anything, but i'm sooo eager to see any SA runner playing with this mod.
I've heard of this one actually! I might have a look at some point
@@Joshimuz Good news. Just tested it myself - it’s a bit clunky on shooting mechanics, but it worked good on missions.
that sounds very fun
1:32:50 A Golden Moment of Definitive Edition. First the Goldeneye gun bit, and then 2 minutes later the cop car reacting to running over a body.
Still watching at 4:51:00 - I usually put your VODs (or Frew's) on during the work day whenever I'm doing something boring (or nothing at all). I've been catching up on VODs since you and Faye have just moved in together. I can definitely feel how painful DE is through this.
1:29:12 The lack of fog looks pretty bad most of the time but damn this backdrop is amazing if you ignore the mountains. Still… would be improved with a smog effect.
It's so strange to actually have a clear view of Mount Chiliad from Los Santos
San andreas become smaller
1:46:10 this has meme potential
fr
dawg really speedran the entire game just to check
I'm in that 10%, it took several days, but I watched the whole video. I really enjoy what you do, Josh!
Ditto. What an ending haha
I've got Framerate vigilante on my OG PC copy. It runs at 60fps without the frame bugs.
It was shittiest day of the month, came from work half dead half sick and what a pleasant surprise! Thanks San Andreas Man for brightin' my day
Hope you're feeling better ❤️
Josh, how heavy was this vid? 6.5 hours pof 1440p@60 ? Holy fuck.
Thank YOU for the dedication and thanks to your RAID 0 gig for putting up with it lol
I don't remember anymore but I local record h265 which helps file size a lot, but probably still around 100GB maybe?
I don’t blame the developers of Grove Street Games for how GTA:DE turned out, but I do 100% blame GSG’s management and Rockstar/Take Two.
Any sane management team would have seen the contract to port 3 full games in the span of a few months, from scratch, just in time for the Christmas rush, and negotiated it down to 1 game immediately. I think the fact GSG’s management let R*/T2 metaphorically ram a stick up their butt speaks to how mismanaged this whole project really felt. Like it was a placeholder rush job because they couldn’t get something else ready in time but they needed something to sell for the holidays. But now that GSG has been absorbed into R*/T2 as their own development studio, hopefully the developers now have the resources/time to make a good GTA port/game. Maybe this coincides with R* developers pushing for better working conditions? Hopefully.
Funnily enough, Nintendo/GameFreak & ILCA were going through the exact same thing with Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl at roughly the same time. Rushed development, limited resources, very strict deadline. Hopefully they too learn their lesson, after what happened with SV’s version 1.0.
42:00, I mean it looks like a $300 paint job you got at a Mexican Dude's Garage in East LA. So it's authentic.
So sad that we will probably never get a good remaster version of such iconic games.
The comment provided to you by Josh asking for the comment (smiley face)
Wish you and Faye all the best ❤ let this year be better than the last few
Still watching 5 hrs in.
I got fever and everything hurts and this is helping time pass.
7:04
The Buffalo car is not available from the start of the game (outside of cheats) in Los Santos until I believe after the player reaches San Fierro or Las Venturas in the main story missions. There’s another bug upon IMMEDIATELY starting the game.
I just finished watching josh delivering ALL vehicles (including [insert vehicle here]) and here is another big video.
All of them!? Even the - nah I'm just kidding I saw it too good stuff
EVEN THe FLOWER POT???? Omg
@@rodrigoparra123 We should take it one stem further:
THERE WAS A FLOWER POT???
25:54
Is it just me, or this smoke's line was cut short? Not just in definitive edition, in the original too.
It just doesn't sound like an intonation you'd end a sentence with. There must have been something else after that, something that was either censored, or maybe revealed something about smoke.
Idk maybe with the leaked script files, we could find out what was cut.
its one of them. counterfeit chips things
i agree
"Doesn't sound like an intonation you'd end a sentence with"
This is a rockstar game, dialogue tends to start and end in weird abrupt ways. If this was significant, it would be spoken about to this day, like the nacho mystery man, but unfortunately it isn't. Keen observation tho.
Bad shit always happens to good people, its like a curse. But i hope everything is gonna be fine, good luck Josh!
To all who believe that lie, which says, Masons have no power:
That dear soul is a clear lie, they still busy doing whatever they are doing (biblically deceiving mankind) and still they have the same if not even more power.
The masons haven+t gone nowhere, their club just in the late 20th century and early 21st century, exploded, meaning went bigger by many souls who became the sell outs. That`s the only reason we have TV s in our homes and the entertainments, through music , movies, sports.
If, as you seem to believe, masons power has gone down the drain, then our so loved TVs won´t show of any kind of picture. It then will be just a pointless box. There be then no daily news.
And there WON´T be then any kind of money in use.
Yep, that`s the picture i will get if the masons power have truly gone down the train.
Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Without the masons nor the death club of freemasonry, there be not a single soul who`s sell out nor will there be any reason nor a chance to become one.
SOULS, SEARCH: BIBLE + FREEMASONRY.
Colossians 2:8
Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.
Bought the trilogy for 70% off. Played all three games, 100% and platinum trophy etc. GTA 3 crashed 7 times, VC twice, SA once. Got my money’s worth. Not perfect but still had a great time revisiting the games.
How do you even 100% vice city? I did all side missions and got 100 collectives but its still not 100%
Honey, new 6 hour and half video of Josh playing San Andreas is out
What’s so special? He does it everyday on twitch you act like it’s a < video > it’s just a 6 hours long run like everyday
YA LOR
I just realised, that the dominoe-game in Nines and AK's doesn't even make sense! WTF Rockstar!
i'm the 10%er which watches all the way
I'm within the 10% club, Josh. We will never skip through or end the video early ❤️
Shoutout to the two people arguing in chat
4:45:18 I'm still here josh! I'm watching on twitch and sometimes rewatch the whole thing here on youtube!!
I’m one of the people who watched it as a part-review. I love a good speedrun and you’re a good speedrunner. But also this is a great insight and demonstration of the game and its current state.
Thank you Josh!
not sure if you know, what they seem to have secretely added a option to toggle the classic 2d radar.
not a option ingame though.
you have to open in the Documents\Rockstar Games\GTA San Andreas Definitive Edition\Config\WindowsNoEditor the GameUserSettings.ini and in there you will find a parameter (ClassicRadar=False).
set that to True and you will have ingame the classic 2d radar.
works in all 3 games
I like the paralax detail in buildings Very cool
Everyday is a good day when Joshimuz uploads.
I am the 10%. Thanks for the vid as always! 4:51:56
29:22
The best opinion of GTA fanbase. No one mentioned this for a year.
And only now noticing, lol.
definitive edition is made for people who think "high detail" textures = good graphics and good graphics = better game.
its a mediocre version for mediocre people.
small brain ppl
Great to see you playing this again.
But...but...the bridge was fixed!
THE bridge lol
I love how just by saying the word bridge in this context, I can pinpoint it's location on sa map in my brain.
@@bruhSaintJohn not just any bridge, THE bridge!
@@Gigidag77 much like THE ladder xD
It's amusing to me that people wanted a ladder climbing mechanic, despite the fact there's only TWO ladders (well, 3 actually, but one of them is not far from another) in the whole game.
And we all know which action of theirs lead them to this idea, right? I'm talking about jumping off of a certain cliff next to the San Fierro airport and not having enough speed.
Had a veeery bad day. Thanks to Josh it's good now
The classic easy call-to-action bait 10%, here as always.
At least the countryside got a decent facelift, I don't like the other areas that much in this.
But even there the grass doesn't render correctly.
I usually watch all long uploads 4:51:17 , not in one sitting but over time. :)
4:51:00 We're still here, Josh! We're the 0.5%!
But the mobile versions have the immersion that make the originals feel huge. I'm sure it was done completely from scratch. Not the mobile games. I have it and I love the mobile version
These remasters use the mobile ports as a base, its confirmed to be true. Obviously they also made a lot of changes but they're still the mobile port as its core
@@SoAaron_ then as it stands no one should blame the mobile version as itself because it's really good. Grove Street games is to blame. I keep reading that the mobile version sucks which is simply not true at all.
@@Stormtrooper-oc4vn Grove Street Games made the mobile port as well. Really its Rockstar's fault for hiring them to do it.
@@Stormtrooper-oc4vn The mobile version is not great but it was mostly forgiven for being... well, a mobile version of a massive sandbox game. The fact this didn't crash and burn instantly is impressive. It's when you hook up a controller to those, play the botched PS3 and 360 port or Definitive Edition you see the problem with taking a mobile port and putting it on consoles without putting in the work to undo a lot of the concessions they made for that version.
For "Is DE fixed now?" question the only good answer I can think of is "Ask Warcraft 3 fans". They should know how long it took for Reforged ;)
Idk. Last I heard, the reforged is still getting updates after 2 years. And some people say the last one was actually alright. The definitive edition on the other hand... Yup, it's completely abandoned.
I tried this when it came out and once I noticed that my favorite fits i would put cj in were now blurry and unreadable(they are perfectly readable in the other versions of the game) I immidiatly shut the game off. Not to mention how some clothes are completely recolored making the clothes that still have readable words on them ugly asf.
4:51:18 I’m the 10% that watches to the end
I didn’t do it in one go, but still watching at 4:51:00 in the video! Plan to finish it too, bc this is a super chill stream which I’m enjoying very much!
I'm the 10% here from the call to arms to increase analytics or whatever.
I'm the 10% that actually watches the whole video. Thanks for the great content Josh!
notice how R* made the game for their own launcher and suddenly put the game on steam w/o supporting the game anymore
1:30 teleporting planks xD
what the
5:49:49 them fighting words
I used to play GTA3/SA/VC to 100% multiple times on the PS2, it was my favorite series. When the definite series was announced, was going to 100% them all again. But saw how Rockstar didn't care, and how bad it turned out to be. Never bought it, never will. Got the originals that will do me.
Alternative title: "British streamer rekindles his hate for the modern gaming industry."
Call to action 10% or whatever. Have some engagement in response
That’s why I bought the OG Trilogy on Steam a month ago
I’m the 10% or whatever that actually watched it all this way 4:51:04
Haha josr expose me
How funny that I was literally just watching your first speedrun on the definitive edition when it came out and now 40 minutes later you posted a whole new speedrun on it!
even a year later sometimes missions literally just bug and you have to reload a save/restart the mission. so annoying.
It's just this game's way of punishing you for trying to play it.
2:14:30 Seriously! Josh has the best accidental flips ive ever seen on the entire youtubes!
I woke up as you said to comment if you are still watching so here you go. 4:51:00
I guess I'm not studying nor sleeping for another 7 hours :)
Thanks for been one of my favourite youtuber SA man
You're a great guy Josh. I wish you the best
Also there is a way to play gta sa at over 60 fps, there is a .asi mod that removes the fps cap of the game physics.
Guys I'm really out of the loop, could someone kindly explain what's been happening with Faye? From what Josh is saying it seems very very serious, I hope everything will be alright
He's probably not elaborating for a reason, probably out of respect to their privacy
idk if Josh is ever gonna see this, but here it goes: mobile version definitely lets you skip phonecalls if you drop from somewhere, but you have to do it in a "clippy" way, i usually do it with steps as they're squared and you can use the edge more easily to do it. it's kinda hard for me to put it in words but like: you need to slowly inch your way to the edge and fall from it at very first possible pixel, you'll see CJ model slightly "glitch" while falling and he will go back in "no phone mode" for some frames (you can tell when it works because when it does, CJ drops his arm back down instantly with almost no animation). during these "glitched" frames you're kinda in an "om0 state" and can press the widget to get in a car nearby, so i guess you PROBABLY could be able to do that in DE by mashing the key to get in the car in the same way. The only thing that could make it not doable in DE might be possibly smoother hitboxes? idk, did not test it enough cause I don't have the game myself, I play mainly on mobile, but giving my two cents here in case someone picks it up and tries it on console, maybe it still works who knows :)
for reference, my los santos speedrun on mobile (on my old account that i lost)
ua-cam.com/video/kWUP7fcMf_c/v-deo.html
Timestamp 14:55
and then again at around 1:29:10 I fail it 2 times because I'm dumb and failed the trick two times in a row, I should've went slower on the edge or even better use the steps but I kinda wanted to hurry cause I realized I parked the bike too far, but I think it kinda showcases well the two different outcomes of this trick, maybe it's still possible to abuse these little "om0 frames" in DE
If I'm a musician and I get a call for a job that I KNOW I can't handle then It's my job to say no! The blame lies mostly on rockstar but Gsg definitly shouldn't have taken this on if they thought they couldn't which I doubt they didn't think couldn't
I'm the 10% or whatever that actually watch all this way :)
I am watching it bit by bit throughout the week whenever I feel bored. Thanks for the entertainment!
The real definitive edition of sa is 1.0 US version running silent patch and cleo with 5-7 scripts.
^^^this
So you think the defining version of a british console game is the american pc port, with patches? Nah mate it's the ps2 pal release version or nothing. With ammuammu stores and mislinked sf tattoo parlour and all. We were playing it for like 9 months before you pc plebs got it lol. Can you even 2 player on pc?
@@mortarn we got samp, we got mta, servers on the deck, servers on the floor. Modded, vanilla.
@@markellii3093 "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power" lol
44:57 RIGHT!? And people say they dont have a problem with aiming, like wtf. Streamer DatesSL said he had no problem, bruh...
Theyre selling it for 59.99 on steam? Wow I was expecting 6.99 like the android version
18:32 R* loves making a button to enable the disabling just like GTA Online notifications
thx for the spoiler it saved me data volume
The little circle behind the car when driving breaks the game and immersion for me. Once you see it you cannot under it. It's like a set circle that changes textures where you're going but you can tell the circle is there
1:52:38 - CJ is still on fire after being released from the hospital.
At this point they should just update the OG PC games.
wow I'm feeling very baited to increase this video's analytics right now, any other 10% of you feel that way?
I'm part of the 10% that took 7 days to watch a 6h 30m video 😎
Now that's dedication
31m
@@realcartoongirl who said I watched the last minute? 😂
The 2023 seeing patterns joke lands with Josh at exactly 11:23 on the timer.
5:49:48 WRONG!
Glad you skipped gang territories i'll be honest
You may be the San Andreas man but at least you are my favourite San Andreas man
They changed hydra physics, me and my team now can't fucking record amazing stunts properly...
I'm in the 10% apparently, it just that I see this streams in a few days, i can't see something this long in one sit :p
I'm the 10% that fell for the engagement bait
I hate this mechanics in DE, you can't fly jetpack with space, instead you need to hold M1
34:22
No josh, your job isn't to be "entertaining" your job is to provide content that you enjoy putting out, so if you felt like talking about things that were pulling you down then I think 99.9% of your audience will be more than happy to listen to you. I think I can speak for many people when I say that I personally watch you for your character not just your humour or hahah funny thing happened.
I hope the very best for you Josh and I hope you find ways to lighten your days up like you lighten ours.
Nice rotation on the thumbnail, Josh!