Dave Portnoy Does the AVN Red Carpet

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  • @drewbarkley3690
    @drewbarkley3690 3 роки тому +145

    I wish pres would go out and do these type of interviews again, the golden age of barstools in my opinion

  • @gonyne8625
    @gonyne8625 4 роки тому +1576

    “Where did you find this home run?” Answer “China” dead asf

    • @mattchildress4136
      @mattchildress4136 4 роки тому +18

      Ryan Kerrigan
      No better response on the video. I’m straight dying laughing still. I watched it like 4 times

    • @SAsh-zg6ln
      @SAsh-zg6ln 4 роки тому +5

      Ryan Kerrigan lmao. And I’m watching this during the Rona lockdown

    • @TicklerDude
      @TicklerDude 4 роки тому +9

      One Queef Everyone Knows The Smell

    • @friedrice69
      @friedrice69 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @wiredlifter
      @wiredlifter 3 роки тому +2

      I usually have very good control over my laughter but this just got me cracking up like a madman

  • @ryangallaway2637
    @ryangallaway2637 6 років тому +2648

    One nut everybody knows the rules

    • @davidmatthews1710
      @davidmatthews1710 5 років тому +2

      Haha!!!!!!

    • @kitcarnut
      @kitcarnut 5 років тому +9

      Funniest thing on the Internet ever Ryan wins!! lmfao

    • @dusthue
      @dusthue 4 роки тому +3

      Ryan Gallaway fuck the rules

    • @VOLCAL
      @VOLCAL 4 роки тому +4

      SO TRUE....ANYBODY KNOWS THIS FACTS...
      A study of 253 men from Tanzania found that the average stretched flaccid penis length of Tanzanian males is 11 cm (4.53 inches) long, smaller than the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches), and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).[29]
      A study of 115 men from Nigeria found that the average flaccid stretched penis length of Nigerian males is 13.37 cm (5.26 inches) long, which is near identical to the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches) and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).[30] A 2015 systematic review of 15,521 men found "no indications of differences in racial variability", and stated that it was not possible to draw any conclusions about size and race from the available literature and that further research needed to be conducted.[1]

    • @TicklerDude
      @TicklerDude 4 роки тому +1

      If Davie wasn't so fat, he might have a chance with these sluts!!!

  • @ProxxSnipez
    @ProxxSnipez 4 роки тому +233

    The Sideshow Bob part is the greatest minute I've seen from Dave

  • @RRRRobbbb
    @RRRRobbbb 4 роки тому +616

    Evan Stone acting crazy af is pretty funny.
    But Evan Stone attending the AVN awards dressed as a key grip is *next-level comedy.*

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta 4 роки тому +41

      He seems like a pretty good guy actually

    • @evanfisher3016
      @evanfisher3016 4 роки тому +21

      I met him drunk af at a strip club in Vegas. Dude is a legend. He was there with Katie Morgan who he was dating. We gave him shots and he told us about the business.

    • @partycity750
      @partycity750 2 роки тому

      That bit was insane

    • @skrskr6704
      @skrskr6704 18 днів тому

      MDMA

  • @AE-qs5mi
    @AE-qs5mi 3 роки тому +60

    How is Dave not doing this every year!! He’s legend

  • @SMERSH_BERSH
    @SMERSH_BERSH 5 років тому +998

    I have like 7 other tabs open after watching this video for "research purposes"

  • @taddzttv
    @taddzttv 4 роки тому +48

    That sideshow bob shit was killing me. The reaction of the naked lady too was hilarious. Dave is a legend.

  • @EpicOpMc
    @EpicOpMc 4 роки тому +38

    This is the greatest video i've ever seen. Can we get Dave back to the awards next year?

  • @liammoodyfilms
    @liammoodyfilms 2 роки тому +23

    This is the greatest video Dave has ever done. Hands down.

  • @davidg984
    @davidg984 3 роки тому +311

    7 years and 300 million dollars later... every one of these girls would go for dave lmaooo

    • @bravesrule95
      @bravesrule95 3 роки тому +6

      Fuck ya bro every one of em

    • @xxx_epic_sniper_xxx2.021
      @xxx_epic_sniper_xxx2.021 3 роки тому +14

      He also looks way better now after he lost weight

    • @darthzillaa
      @darthzillaa 3 роки тому +9

      He fr made himself into a star

    • @Loutripe
      @Loutripe 2 роки тому +3

      Dam I just know him as the pizza reviewer and now I learn that he is that rich.
      I'm actualy so glad for him, very funny guy but it doesn't seem like a very rich guy in his videos

    • @forbin1185
      @forbin1185 Рік тому +1

      @@Loutripehumble beginnings

  • @cameronboden
    @cameronboden 4 роки тому +36

    “They shoot it from low-angle and backlight the hell out of it” 🤣

  • @connor6700
    @connor6700 4 роки тому +103

    The girls face when her fiancé compared her to a car lol

    • @scatman1009
      @scatman1009 Рік тому +3

      Yeah they're not together anymore lol

    • @jerrylalhminghlua874
      @jerrylalhminghlua874 Рік тому

      we dated for two months, enjoyed it and parted. I'm with kagney lyn karter now.

  • @toddalquist3391
    @toddalquist3391 4 роки тому +69

    I almost spit out my water when she said Stephen Hawking lmao

  • @Jmitch767
    @Jmitch767 4 роки тому +71

    That dude behind Akira looked at The Prez with the evil eyes.

  • @kchisholm25
    @kchisholm25 7 років тому +121

    The funniest part of this is the subtle "Hardoooo" at the 2:45 mark lmao, hilarious shit

  • @Murmurrr
    @Murmurrr 6 років тому +1078

    "I have an Asian fetish"
    LOL bro, that's not a compliment.

    • @DROPPINLINES24-7
      @DROPPINLINES24-7 6 років тому +15

      Its not? HAHA!

    • @brianz2802
      @brianz2802 5 років тому +163

      She responded that she was up for best anal scene. So who really gives a shit lol

    • @deraywalker8785
      @deraywalker8785 4 роки тому +3

      @jumpthenoob Most Jewish people are Caucasian.

    • @hardanalljr.3138
      @hardanalljr.3138 4 роки тому +1

      @@deraywalker8785 who cares , im in Dubai and theres hundreds of thousands of dark to light skin color no problem

    • @ericmiller254
      @ericmiller254 4 роки тому +1

      In the context of being a pornstar....Up for an award
      I think that's at wrost neutral brah

  • @joepic85
    @joepic85 4 роки тому +347

    Its almost 10 years now and Coke and Pepsi are not advertising on porn sites. lmao

    • @MiguelRamirez-ot1ry
      @MiguelRamirez-ot1ry 4 роки тому +32

      Joe P Was thinking that, I can definitely see a future in this, but maybe 30 more years realistically.
      Too many SJWs right now.

    • @MangoRiotness
      @MangoRiotness 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah but there is advertising now

    • @u235u235u235
      @u235u235u235 4 роки тому +2

      @@MiguelRamirez-ot1ry 200 years.

    • @mario41221
      @mario41221 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah because porn is disgusting and doesn't belong to the general audience. Keep that shit away from the kids

    • @thatscold1944
      @thatscold1944 3 роки тому +5

      Realistically with the liberals running the show it won't be long.

  • @PICFL1
    @PICFL1 2 роки тому +9

    *stares at Alexis Texas for 12 business days*
    “Wow”
    😭😭😭

  • @Buca25
    @Buca25 3 роки тому +7

    7 years later and I still can’t get him saying “Ron Germany” at the end! 😂🤣

  • @Docstantinople
    @Docstantinople 4 роки тому +39

    You know, no ones ever seen Evan Stone and Caitlyn Jenner in the same place before.

  • @DJMeku
    @DJMeku 4 роки тому +26

    9:03 😂 Evan Stone seems like a cool dude to hang out with

  • @taylorgallion2748
    @taylorgallion2748 4 роки тому +47

    talking to manuel "you're up for best male star"
    manuel: "ya probably"
    lol legend. he doesnt even know.

  • @compass_Matt
    @compass_Matt 4 роки тому +24

    "Omg I'm also a wizard"
    "No shit im seriously im seriously about to pull out my magic wand."

  • @lordofstringss
    @lordofstringss 4 роки тому +72

    Evan Stone saying, 'you want this interview' was just so cool and sweet of him. And why is he dressed like that? Does the radio set actually work or he jus playin? LOL

  • @jakehill8690
    @jakehill8690 2 роки тому +2

    4:00 "where'd you find this home run?" "China" lmfaoooooo

  • @lamakicker69
    @lamakicker69 8 років тому +147

    Funny that asa now works for Dave

  • @sterlingjones2005
    @sterlingjones2005 4 роки тому +27

    “Where’d you find this homerun?”
    “China”

  • @joselopez6990
    @joselopez6990 5 років тому +17

    Barstool Sports should make more AVN appearances

  • @michielnel88
    @michielnel88 4 роки тому +21

    This man interviewd the President of the United Sates! Legend!!!

  • @seventiesgirl6449
    @seventiesgirl6449 2 роки тому +8

    This guy should be a permanent fixture at the AVN awards. Funny as hell.

  • @claytonalejandro2941
    @claytonalejandro2941 2 місяці тому

    7:23 “ I think diddy here “ LMFAOOOOOO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mxamiss5
    @mxamiss5 5 років тому +621

    I'd like to see a brain scan of these people compared to others

    • @lucasng4712
      @lucasng4712 5 років тому +13

      Smart

    • @mikey121981
      @mikey121981 4 роки тому +1

      And what do you think the results would be?

    • @zen3817
      @zen3817 4 роки тому +36

      Most of the people in the porn industry are sociopaths lmao

    • @OENS
      @OENS 4 роки тому +7

      you can't scan something that is not there.

    • @bigmant-rex9864
      @bigmant-rex9864 4 роки тому +11

      Probably get a similar brain scan to that of a soldier with PTSD

  • @nilesbrowning4735
    @nilesbrowning4735 5 років тому +20

    Plugged in my headphones for this here in 2019.

  • @ukmedthegreat
    @ukmedthegreat 4 роки тому +13

    "you looking out for the comedy award too?" LOL

  • @dawsonje
    @dawsonje 3 роки тому +5

    7:15
    Homey is just death staring at Dave.. WTF??? LOL

  • @somchai9033
    @somchai9033 3 роки тому +10

    14:52 Ron Jeremy with stains on his pants. Classic. I know why he was late.

  • @AiBigballin3
    @AiBigballin3 6 років тому +288

    11:33 girl in the black is on drugs for sure

    • @DROPPINLINES24-7
      @DROPPINLINES24-7 6 років тому +2

      Thats ok right?

    • @bluesee2018
      @bluesee2018 6 років тому +51

      most of porn stars (females) on drugs. They fucking them and hand the money to the right hand and take it back from the left hand. Thats why most of them are living miserable life with no good or stable financial position. They brought them to the industry as slaves.

    • @cristianinternationaltrade9227
      @cristianinternationaltrade9227 6 років тому +29

      She is high on cocaine or anphetamines but who cares?They are Hookers!

    • @ras124
      @ras124 6 років тому +2

      are you ok?

    • @bluesee2018
      @bluesee2018 5 років тому +1

      @Jim McCracken no third

  • @HallofDame
    @HallofDame 4 роки тому +9

    “This guy brings the heat!” Lmao

  • @jackdirt8325
    @jackdirt8325 9 років тому +25

    The female performers in order of appearance: Nicole Aniston, Jayden Lee, Kennedy Leigh, Romi Rain, Alina Li, Luna Star, Justine Joli, Misty Stone, Rachel Starr, Kendra Lust, Asa Akira, Layton Benton, Alexis Texas, Nikki Benz, Tori Black, Madison Ivy, Selena Rose, Tiffany Taylor.

    • @jameswhite5126
      @jameswhite5126 8 років тому +1

      +Jack Dirt You forgot Hillary Clinton....

    • @Bline-ip6et
      @Bline-ip6et 8 років тому

      Jack Dirt Nikki Benz looked hotter than Rachel Starr

    • @aftrthejake6843
      @aftrthejake6843 6 років тому

      Who was the chick right before Nikki Benz? White dress and he said I know you are a porn star but I just saw you naked.

  • @Throughthenarrowpass
    @Throughthenarrowpass 6 років тому +44

    the best part is evan stone directed the infamous Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge

    • @Santana818181
      @Santana818181 6 років тому +5

      sitka bahahahaha comment of the year

    • @marcgarrett5427
      @marcgarrett5427 4 роки тому

      Pirates 1 was better. Shame they didn't continue with them.

  • @stucunningham1183
    @stucunningham1183 2 роки тому +4

    that old army radio dude is a fuking movie

  • @mattjarrells
    @mattjarrells 4 роки тому +7

    A lot of proud dads out there.

  • @semmert
    @semmert 3 роки тому +2

    The guy getting interviewed at 6:20. I had a beer with him and Eva Angelina on the outdoor patio of the Irvine Improv. Very cool people. Idk if they're dating or what.

  • @muhammmadumer7715
    @muhammmadumer7715 5 років тому +33

    Yo I love that guy with the long hair and sunglasses what a wholesome guy 😂

    • @cityslicker6118
      @cityslicker6118 3 роки тому +4

      It's stipe miocic in disguise 🥸

    • @DrRynsta
      @DrRynsta 2 роки тому

      @@cityslicker6118 LMAO

  • @pocat6
    @pocat6 5 років тому +50

    2:53 I was taking a big drink of coffee early in the morning and spit it everywhere

  • @evan937
    @evan937 4 роки тому +22

    12:00 Those two are so high....

  • @RobertJohnson-mn3br
    @RobertJohnson-mn3br 4 роки тому +19

    Finally an awards show I want to go to

  • @kyleblake1273
    @kyleblake1273 4 роки тому +7

    lol that brotha just compared Tori Black to a nice car to show off to his cousins then she looked at the ground @11:00 like "wow this is what i've done to myself" her father must be extremely proud

  • @HolyRare
    @HolyRare 3 роки тому +7

    "thats worst than I did last march madness" lmaoo

  • @earningattorney9887
    @earningattorney9887 4 роки тому +70

    One overweight Dave everyone knows the rules

  • @2nite782
    @2nite782 2 роки тому +2

    The director talking at the end kindve predicted what would happen to their industry. Smart guy.

  • @vitorbelfort
    @vitorbelfort 11 років тому +34

    A joy to watch, we'll done Dave.

  • @jsurgee23
    @jsurgee23 3 роки тому +3

    "Are you guys going to have sex tonight for sure? Like, 100%?"
    Lol his body language during that interaction was gold.

  • @policyisquality3315
    @policyisquality3315 5 років тому +31

    One eight second scene, everybody knows Dave is applying for his Adult Video SAG card.

  • @evilsciencelab3854
    @evilsciencelab3854 3 роки тому +3

    13:04 El Prez goes full beast mode asking the real important questions.

  • @tehgreatist
    @tehgreatist 4 роки тому +19

    5:09 sliding in to a million dollar idea

  • @Wilson85887
    @Wilson85887 3 роки тому +7

    Holy shit, this was the funniest, most awesome shit i've ever seen. Dave is a LEGEND!!!

  • @SPIIIVA
    @SPIIIVA 5 років тому +21

    Ive never watched something so funny in my life

    • @1776Pundit
      @1776Pundit 3 роки тому

      It wasn't even that funny.

  • @a7freeman
    @a7freeman 6 років тому +71

    Ron Jeremy had wazz on his pants lamo

  • @tradrlarryone1827
    @tradrlarryone1827 4 роки тому +19

    For some reason, after watching this I feel like I have to go take a shower and get tested for HIV and STD's

    • @simonhowell4486
      @simonhowell4486 4 роки тому

      Yeah you shouldn't have unprotected sex with strangers then.

    • @bighova09
      @bighova09 День тому

      You literally have a higher chance of catching an std from someone you meet outside of the industry. Not only is it a numbers thing, but it’s a sex health thing. Sadly most people outside of porn don’t even get tested

  • @donovan9071
    @donovan9071 3 роки тому +12

    Evan stone had me dying 😂

  • @MB808AllDay
    @MB808AllDay 3 роки тому +5

    I think Will Ryder is actually spot on and it’s moving towards what he said

  • @kimehunt4501
    @kimehunt4501 3 роки тому +8

    Evan Stone is cool as shit. Couldn't have a conversation with any other of these people but he and Dave should make a video of a night out.

  • @86madee
    @86madee 4 роки тому +11

    6:05 black dress on the right, name please

  • @Jacob-gv1yj
    @Jacob-gv1yj 4 роки тому +2

    LMAAOO the breath sounds at 1:30 😂😂

  • @MichaelJMacIsaac
    @MichaelJMacIsaac 4 роки тому +4

    13:30 we got the Christopher Nolan of the adult film Industry. Including fan favorites Assman: Big ends, Assman: The Dark Cock rises, Into Stella and its gay counterpart In Steph's Son.

  • @HolyRare
    @HolyRare 3 роки тому +7

    This dude will ryder is spot on lmaooo and didnt even take 10 years

  • @PapaJenkinz
    @PapaJenkinz 8 років тому +56

    LMAO sideshow bob stole the show

  • @evanwallace4510
    @evanwallace4510 3 місяці тому

    Lmao it's the " goosed " that gets me every time

  • @jayk5731
    @jayk5731 3 роки тому +13

    Had to laugh when he compared Misty Stone to Sage Steele. I've seen her on ESPN and thought about it the other way around

  • @seaoftra
    @seaoftra 3 роки тому +1

    10:48 "Its like having a nice car". Aaannd the smile is gone from the chick :D

  • @Muddybuddie
    @Muddybuddie 4 роки тому +22

    Evan Stone is hilarious

  • @JeckeL007
    @JeckeL007 3 роки тому +6

    "I love asians" atta boy, pres knows how to calm everyone down XD

  • @Big_Draco1738
    @Big_Draco1738 4 роки тому +5

    4:00 *Where’d you find this home run* China *I love Asians* hahahahaha

  • @jacoba4230
    @jacoba4230 5 років тому +9

    yo evan stone is a real og

  • @mcsportslover
    @mcsportslover 5 років тому +43

    8:21 See through on the right...

  • @Bigmike55626
    @Bigmike55626 3 роки тому +4

    Years later he’s a mogul, well done

  • @laughhard5656
    @laughhard5656 4 роки тому +6

    I typed in 'Skittles" and UA-cam recommended this

  • @AlBeebe
    @AlBeebe Рік тому +1

    classic old school barstool

  • @pablogomez4448
    @pablogomez4448 4 роки тому +8

    Comparing him to what he looks now in the pizza review, Dave is looking good!

    • @BillBene67
      @BillBene67 3 роки тому

      He lost about 30lbs it looks like...maybe a little surgery..good for him

  • @ryangrella6139
    @ryangrella6139 2 роки тому +1

    Best 15 min on the Internet

  • @howiephukterpuss5855
    @howiephukterpuss5855 5 років тому +5

    Double chin Dave was a legend

  • @matt-lang
    @matt-lang 4 роки тому +1

    Wasn't sure what to expect when I clicked on this video, but most of the people here are hilarious

  • @ATXJCG
    @ATXJCG 5 років тому +32

    Sloppy is an understatement..........and I love it.

  • @alirezakarimi4977
    @alirezakarimi4977 Рік тому

    7:20 is Angela White in the back ground.Such a historical shot😮

  • @benmoody2100
    @benmoody2100 6 років тому +3

    this might be the best video i've ever seen

  • @SomeoneElsesStory
    @SomeoneElsesStory 3 роки тому +1

    Now this is Barstool!

  • @richardpoplis6777
    @richardpoplis6777 5 років тому +9

    Dave you need to be on comedy.... great interviews

  • @A92_
    @A92_ 4 роки тому +2

    some of these interviews are fucking gold lmao

  • @christophervalentin1486
    @christophervalentin1486 6 років тому +7

    Greatest sporting event ever.

  • @Leny1777
    @Leny1777 4 роки тому +2

    I seen this video over 5 times already..... You should do more of this...

  • @Lermer07
    @Lermer07 3 роки тому +3

    7 years later and I'm waiting for those Coke and Pepsi ads

    • @jacob710f9
      @jacob710f9 3 роки тому

      Well pornhub deleted the unverified videos so there’s a start

  • @holden6104
    @holden6104 3 роки тому +2

    Ron has to be the most jaded man alive lol.

  • @ethanabbott1859
    @ethanabbott1859 6 років тому +9

    Anyone else writing down names?

  • @MunigasInParis281
    @MunigasInParis281 4 роки тому +4

    7:38 Dave not afraid of asking how hung the dude is
    🤣🤣💀💀

  • @DaelzGG
    @DaelzGG 4 роки тому +4

    8:29 cracked me up lmao

  • @RickiBobbi69
    @RickiBobbi69 2 роки тому +1

    2 more years for that gold rush boys

  • @Brimar7
    @Brimar7 4 роки тому +14

    Why is Howard Stern fixing the carpet?

  • @mohdshakilinamdar7613
    @mohdshakilinamdar7613 4 роки тому +2

    8:49 who is that lady in the left her name plz ??