PRETENDING TO BE A DAD ON FACEBOOK

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  • Опубліковано 19 вер 2024

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  • @gingerk367
    @gingerk367 5 років тому +4377

    This quickly turn from a dad facebook fight to a fan fiction

    • @ipotatosenpai7002
      @ipotatosenpai7002 5 років тому +14

      OOF

    • @mob756
      @mob756 5 років тому +4

      Lmaoo

    • @gordonramsayslambsauce
      @gordonramsayslambsauce 5 років тому +58

      Jim is Y/N

    • @mchoo.8521
      @mchoo.8521 5 років тому +8

      the most extreme plot twist ksksks 😔😔

    • @gummyteath9444
      @gummyteath9444 5 років тому +6

      ipotatosenpai has been the day that you are still better off to work tomorrow and i ya ya have to be a good job ya ya girl around ya ya girl ya ya dumbo wow ya ya got ya girl ya ya girl around ya ya know ya girl around you know ya girl around and then i is the time to believe

  • @aethrnal4362
    @aethrnal4362 4 роки тому +5458

    the only viable answer to “age is just a number” is “jail is just a cell”

  • @L3lpop
    @L3lpop 3 роки тому +6794

    It’s unsettling to me that, as a Missourian, these fake men are exactly like my uncle and my dad...

    • @PikaPotterhead07
      @PikaPotterhead07 3 роки тому +223

      They're exactly like my uncle and my stepdad

    • @sassberrysnap
      @sassberrysnap 3 роки тому +254

      Should I be concerned for the two of you

    • @socialanxiety9153
      @socialanxiety9153 3 роки тому +149

      Are you fist one or fist two?

    • @Teodor18724
      @Teodor18724 3 роки тому +50

      @@socialanxiety9153 probs second fiddle cause he is the son of his dad. (Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes). So probs second fist.

    • @Anony-mouse0728
      @Anony-mouse0728 3 роки тому +66

      So, they flirt with eachother?

  • @urrikaa
    @urrikaa 9 місяців тому +199

    So fucking glad i was a fan during this era of Quackity

    • @zomb1eez
      @zomb1eez 2 місяці тому +21

      fr miss this shit so much

    • @venus7950
      @venus7950 Місяць тому +10

      i miss this quackity sm

    • @hazy05
      @hazy05 15 днів тому

      Ikr

  • @jacobstarr9010
    @jacobstarr9010 5 років тому +12264

    Wife: he’s probably thinking about other girls
    Husband: thinking about my truck

    • @PGOuma
      @PGOuma 5 років тому +231

      Hold on, *YOU MESSING WITH MY TRUCK?!*

    • @SparkPlug0777
      @SparkPlug0777 5 років тому +20

      Thank you Chief very cool.

    • @Alisha-yz6nd
      @Alisha-yz6nd 5 років тому +22

      Thinking about my homie trucker*

    • @Genericname
      @Genericname 5 років тому +2

      What’s Chief doing here

    • @Alt_eri
      @Alt_eri 5 років тому +2

      JOHN-117 XDDDDDD TRUE

  • @siimplygabs9234
    @siimplygabs9234 3 роки тому +5371

    this video is just Quackity and Hoover flirting as 40 year old men

    • @IrveneSushi
      @IrveneSushi 3 роки тому +17

      Lmao yes

    • @soveirin210
      @soveirin210 3 роки тому +44

      😏R O L E P L A Y😳

    • @Zoinkster.
      @Zoinkster. 3 роки тому +1

      true

    • @pandaxx424
      @pandaxx424 3 роки тому +8

      Brooo I thought this was some random UA-camr on my page but decided to watch the vid anyway and didn’t even realize it was quackity’s video until I checked-

    • @targonvi385
      @targonvi385 3 роки тому +2

      ĹOL I was literally laughing the whole time watching this! 😅🤣😂🤣😅

  • @АиОш-б4ч
    @АиОш-б4ч 4 роки тому +3413

    "Them bastard gators" sounds like the most common dad thing a typical country dad would say. I grew up on the countryside and it couldn't have been more accurate.

    • @flowerprower
      @flowerprower 3 роки тому +29

      Yeah, and if you live in Georgia they may not even mean actual animals

    • @itsisabel420
      @itsisabel420 3 роки тому +8

      Sounds like something a hillbilly from Florida would say.

  • @THATRANDOMDUDE99999
    @THATRANDOMDUDE99999 3 роки тому +1469

    As happy as I am that Quackity has branched out and found his footing with other creators, I still miss his old content a lot. Hopefully one day he'll do something like this again!

    • @catboyneilcicierega
      @catboyneilcicierega 2 роки тому +59

      at least he’s happy with what he’s making rn, I feel that the content is good if the creator genuinely enjoys making it

    • @carat_light
      @carat_light 2 роки тому +31

      @amaara nah hes pretty loved on there as far as ive seen, i dont think this type of old content could be considered offensive at all lmao . its pretty funny

    • @neilwaghela5051
      @neilwaghela5051 2 роки тому +25

      I miss habibi but he's happy now

    • @brandyknowles4654
      @brandyknowles4654 2 роки тому +4

      he won’t but yea

    • @user-me1bi3xu6v
      @user-me1bi3xu6v 2 роки тому +18

      I miss old quackity sm, but if that's what he's gonna do, then so be it

  • @bri-pu3wg
    @bri-pu3wg 5 років тому +9620

    “thinking about my truck” that sounds like my dad I’m concerned.

  • @purpleshirtfish
    @purpleshirtfish 5 років тому +6661

    Hoover suspiciously does a good job at making a dad facebook account what the hell

    • @teenytiny7074
      @teenytiny7074 5 років тому +54

      you scare me

    • @khajyeet4924
      @khajyeet4924 5 років тому +152

      It almost seems....
      *_suspicious_* ....

    • @abrafart
      @abrafart 5 років тому +56

      *_hmmmmmmmm...._*

    • @julmay503
      @julmay503 5 років тому +6

      teeny tiny lil kpop dem on g boys yes

    • @user-ye1lf8fn5x
      @user-ye1lf8fn5x 5 років тому +3

      J-Brazen i wonder what this means...

  • @7ine
    @7ine 5 років тому +1433

    “...we’re still standing on our feet...”
    *Shows Picture of Wheelchair*

    • @crystaljoy4226
      @crystaljoy4226 5 років тому +33

      _outstanding move_

    • @borinq5325
      @borinq5325 5 років тому +3

      I KNOW MAN WTF

    • @fancen
      @fancen 5 років тому +5

      @Mimifoox xXNaiaReaperQueenXx is that a wooosh sure doesn't seem like it if it's isn't moron and to whoever woooshes me fuck you r/ihavereddit

    • @crystaljoy4226
      @crystaljoy4226 5 років тому +1

      @@fancen damn bro chill out lol

    • @LinnyUwU
      @LinnyUwU 5 років тому +4

      @Mimifoox xXNaiaReaperQueenXx People have the same profile picture, but they're all different people.

  • @dancingmongoose
    @dancingmongoose 3 роки тому +821

    i miss his old content now he only uploads minecraft stuff 😔 but very happy for his success glad hes getting noticed

    • @Joro_kit
      @Joro_kit 3 роки тому +18

      he only post minecraft shit
      for his kids viewers

    • @ooof6897
      @ooof6897 3 роки тому +66

      @@Joro_kit uh not really, he seems to enjoy that more

    • @sliceyoazz4015
      @sliceyoazz4015 3 роки тому +30

      @@ooof6897 but all of his o.g fans dont watch him no more

    • @ariaperimeter
      @ariaperimeter 3 роки тому +11

      he still streams other stuff though pretty consistently

    • @sliceyoazz4015
      @sliceyoazz4015 3 роки тому +4

      @@ariaperimeter what other stuff?

  • @ANSKZ_
    @ANSKZ_ 5 років тому +4773

    Half my family lives in Missouri and you guys nailed what they’re like over there. Father of 4, didn’t finish high school... Yeah, just absolutely got it perfectly.

    • @dana-zm7ok
      @dana-zm7ok 5 років тому +60

      @@speedyvanoss ExaCtLY

    • @karlovcg1823
      @karlovcg1823 5 років тому +34

      @@speedyvanoss lived in STL my entire life. No, not everyone. The majority especially outside of the cities on the otherhand...

    • @ruthlessclaw5168
      @ruthlessclaw5168 5 років тому +10

      I live in Missouri and this is pretty true (at least where I lived) 😂

    • @Galaxy-rj1kj
      @Galaxy-rj1kj 5 років тому +1

      monkeysgonewild lies

    • @bobbythechicken6075
      @bobbythechicken6075 5 років тому +7

      i live in kc missouri and i can say only HALF of us are like that XD

  • @hieronymuth
    @hieronymuth 5 років тому +7353

    this video is:
    30% messing with ‘murican dads
    70% evolving a gay relationship between two dads

  • @Rotting-Salmon
    @Rotting-Salmon 5 років тому +1336

    "You messin' with my truck?"
    *Quackity hops on tops of his Ford F150*
    *Slings nunchucks aggressively*

  • @krustykrab9016
    @krustykrab9016 Рік тому +36

    I don’t watch quackity anymore but this video is a classic I always need to come back to this

  • @maincrafd952
    @maincrafd952 5 років тому +928

    quackity you're missing the point here: you're already the dad

    • @shells4338
      @shells4338 5 років тому +9

      You are the father

    • @simonghoul3602
      @simonghoul3602 5 років тому +17

      and your son misses you
      It's time to stop pretending. You can't keep replacing your son with the youtube gaming life

    • @shells4338
      @shells4338 5 років тому +4

      @@simonghoul3602 it's to late he's to far in

    • @greenwalltree
      @greenwalltree 5 років тому +2

      He is my daddy

  • @veemo.4204
    @veemo.4204 5 років тому +2895

    "Who the frick is from Missouri"
    haha yea *sweats nervously*

  • @grimreaperoverlord6225
    @grimreaperoverlord6225 4 роки тому +12176

    This was the weirdest attempt at catfishing I've ever seen lol

  • @p-k81779
    @p-k81779 Місяць тому +15

    only god knows how much i miss this

  • @inkaz2133
    @inkaz2133 5 років тому +1986

    I’m on the floor gasping for air right now. Help me Rufus

    • @dontreadmyprofilepictureyt
      @dontreadmyprofilepictureyt 5 років тому +13

      Ikr quackity is the god
      D̶O̶N̶T̶ ̶R̶E̶A̶D̶ ̶M̶Y̶ ̶N̶A̶M̶E̶

    • @mayu5923
      @mayu5923 5 років тому +2

      My sense of humor is fucked

    • @smorgasen1031
      @smorgasen1031 5 років тому

      I'm on a train and everyone are staring at me

    • @userering8062
      @userering8062 5 років тому

      Your Fears and Anxiety. Yes

    • @ciarraweide3100
      @ciarraweide3100 3 роки тому

      @@dontreadmyprofilepictureyt y

  • @abadyoutuberthatquit5548
    @abadyoutuberthatquit5548 4 роки тому +4837

    legend says Jim Larry is still a big babby.

    • @yumekojabami8992
      @yumekojabami8992 4 роки тому +20

      Your pfp is beautiful ☻

    • @limpbitkiz
      @limpbitkiz 3 роки тому +2

      @@yumekojabami8992 I LITTERALLY LOVE UR ACCOUNT DO U HAVE TIK TOK ILL FOLLOW U OMFG

    • @luminosity01
      @luminosity01 3 роки тому +15

      @@limpbitkiz wtf..

    • @Pixiloom
      @Pixiloom 3 роки тому

      Ok

    • @Pixiloom
      @Pixiloom 3 роки тому

      @@limpbitkiz ok u love her.

  • @jamiemurphy7371
    @jamiemurphy7371 4 роки тому +13201

    when you were typing "typical american dad names" my mind instantly said "Jim" so when you used it i felt like God

    • @iloveasunflowah89
      @iloveasunflowah89 4 роки тому +206

      Two typical dad names are
      "John" or "paul"

    • @blankslate7491
      @blankslate7491 4 роки тому +48

      My uncle's name is jim

    • @evne6517
      @evne6517 4 роки тому +29

      What about Stan

    • @frhclan8174
      @frhclan8174 4 роки тому +12

      Ok jim

    • @zesty3353
      @zesty3353 4 роки тому +13

      @@iloveasunflowah89 that's my dad's name and we're on the opposite of america no idea how his parents came up with that name but it's epik anyways 🤩🤩

  • @pankecake5307
    @pankecake5307 3 роки тому +270

    I miss this quackity

    • @Milomannz
      @Milomannz 3 роки тому +24

      @Val Thomp Lol "K."
      What do you want to achieve?

    • @astrid8678
      @astrid8678 3 роки тому +3

      @@Milomannz K.

    • @Milomannz
      @Milomannz 3 роки тому +4

      @@astrid8678 Wow. K. Bye. Lmao.

    • @astrid8678
      @astrid8678 3 роки тому +1

      @@Milomannz Bye.

    • @Milomannz
      @Milomannz 3 роки тому +4

      @@astrid8678 LMAO. You know what? You don't. Lol Bye.

  • @laurenismeme
    @laurenismeme 3 роки тому +12325

    Alternative title: Two straight men pretending to be stereotypical dads but they end up making it REALLY gay for some reason

    • @Ari-2005
      @Ari-2005 3 роки тому +140

      yes.

    • @Someone_991
      @Someone_991 3 роки тому +175

      Sounds right

    • @KaziKami
      @KaziKami 3 роки тому +235

      @Sonia Nevermind yeah bro keep changing a persons sexuality

    • @dezee7180
      @dezee7180 3 роки тому +73

      @Sonia Nevermind stfu

    • @xxnxx845
      @xxnxx845 3 роки тому +5

      Seems legit

  • @sipstea5594
    @sipstea5594 5 років тому +396

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He do epic Facebook hacc

  • @smileyhh145
    @smileyhh145 5 років тому +449

    “You already played the yo momma card son. You think real hard and concentrate and put together something better than that son” I lost it at the sheer bid truck energy that comment had

    • @God-px8ft
      @God-px8ft 5 років тому +1

      "I'm leaving my family and they don't know it"

  • @Alex-et7mx
    @Alex-et7mx 3 роки тому +127

    this was prime quackity. went downhill ever since dream smp

    • @cinnamonfairyfluff
      @cinnamonfairyfluff 3 роки тому +28

      Then unsubscribe. It's not hard to do, but y'all love to whine and cry like little babies because a youtuber shifted their content. Y'all seriously look pathetic.

    • @bru7697
      @bru7697 3 роки тому +47

      it’s not that quackity changed it’s just that his fan base went to shit after dsmp cause twitter kids can’t let a content creator breathe without trying to cancel them and then being dumb enough to still claim that they’re a fan of said creator, i don’t even think it was the dsmp that brung him down but communities like dreams who made quackity’s humor restricted. i still love his contento but do agree it’s much more different

    • @mezzetin9783
      @mezzetin9783 3 роки тому +8

      @@bru7697 they have a big fanbase and the bigger it is it gets more and more toxic

    • @sluggy3974
      @sluggy3974 2 роки тому +2

      @@bru7697 stop acting like if u you get more famous u dont get hate and toxic people in the community...u should know better to know the bigger you get the more negative things happen, i understand that u miss his content from before and prefer his older videos, if u are a true fan of quackity u should know to accept him for the content he is giving out

    • @hogrider4073
      @hogrider4073 2 роки тому +1

      @@zanebutsilly nobody is disrespecting his choices we just miss the type of content he used to do before he joined the dream smp

  • @TheG_Boy
    @TheG_Boy 5 років тому +3550

    I love how most of this video is not even trolling but just Quackity and Hoover roleplaying with each other’s

    • @james1311na
      @james1311na 5 років тому +4

      @Gaming Gacha Zoya :o

    • @james1311na
      @james1311na 5 років тому +2

      @Gaming Gacha Zoya Just kidding!

    • @hopscotch3570
      @hopscotch3570 5 років тому +7

      @Gaming Gacha Zoya you gaay lol

    • @hopscotch3570
      @hopscotch3570 5 років тому +6

      @Gaming Gacha Zoya Wait are you gay?

    • @Euzoqr
      @Euzoqr 5 років тому +3

      @@hopscotch3570 gay isnt the same with lesbian dumbass...

  • @shushles
    @shushles 4 роки тому +14607

    I genuinely love quackity's laugh.

  • @wolfetteplays8894
    @wolfetteplays8894 4 роки тому +5863

    You should’ve used the “this person does not exist” website for a pfp. That way it can’t be reverse image tracked

    • @Cygerion
      @Cygerion 4 роки тому +620

      *reverse image trucked

    • @fwip2336
      @fwip2336 4 роки тому +59

      Dogeyness ETSTSFDTGY

    • @tsukeyi
      @tsukeyi 3 роки тому +271

      @@fwip2336 i didn't ask for an among us code

    • @prettyastri
      @prettyastri 3 роки тому +60

      @@tsukeyi let people laugh how they want lmao

    • @tsukeyi
      @tsukeyi 3 роки тому +105

      @@prettyastri it's just a joke i keyboard smash too

  • @whosiness
    @whosiness Рік тому +32

    Old Quackity vids at 2 am is something addictive

  • @meltingsnowflake2426
    @meltingsnowflake2426 5 років тому +375

    as a missourian, I can confirm in fact that Jim Larry is in fact a typical dad name here in Japan, Missouri.

  • @justjay1801
    @justjay1801 4 роки тому +1742

    During this I was like 'my dad is nothing like this' then I remembered I don't have one

    • @lisaNaRVo69
      @lisaNaRVo69 4 роки тому +50

      *_when Pink Diamond doesn't come back_*

    • @ghostiixi
      @ghostiixi 4 роки тому +48

      Idk whether I should laugh or ask you if you're okay-

    • @ibc9320
      @ibc9320 4 роки тому +10

      Holy shit I fucking lost my shit to this comment

    • @yeyeye4538
      @yeyeye4538 4 роки тому +2

      Mishupa HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY. HA. Ha...ha. You should be a comedian.

    • @flagwashere
      @flagwashere 4 роки тому +16

      @@ibc9320 did you find it yet?

  • @toadslater4849
    @toadslater4849 3 роки тому +1687

    My friend: what are you watching?
    me: a 20 year old man pretend to be a gay trucker dad.
    my friend:

    • @carlyo6577
      @carlyo6577 3 роки тому +44

      I mean he was 18 at this time

    • @carlyo6577
      @carlyo6577 3 роки тому +7

      But yeah

    • @idk-mr9wp
      @idk-mr9wp 3 роки тому +4

      lmao

    • @notnotani
      @notnotani 3 роки тому +8

      “yeah no im fine dont worry😀🔫”

  • @forestings
    @forestings 9 місяців тому +75

    old quackity was the best fr

  • @hetchbeats
    @hetchbeats 5 років тому +9266

    Are we going to completely ignore the fact that Japan, Missouri exists

    • @mistzy6000
      @mistzy6000 5 років тому +595

      theres also a Nevada missouri
      edit: I just also wanted to point out is there’s a Hell, Michigan

    • @icedteaandknees
      @icedteaandknees 5 років тому +320

      There’s also a Cuba, Missouri

    • @hetchbeats
      @hetchbeats 5 років тому +382

      I bet there's also a Missouri, Missouri

    • @sainarou6302
      @sainarou6302 5 років тому +35

      bruh

    • @flexibilityosu
      @flexibilityosu 5 років тому +175

      AMERICA, AMERICA.

  • @TheG_Boy
    @TheG_Boy 5 років тому +8436

    Rufus and Jim are LGBT icons

  • @squashiemoto
    @squashiemoto 5 років тому +643

    rufus and jim radiate the same energy that the dads from heathers do

    • @welchsgum7195
      @welchsgum7195 5 років тому +21

      STOP YOU'RE RIGHT

    • @moony4412
      @moony4412 4 роки тому +4

      wahoo THEY REALLY DO

    • @oliveatoons
      @oliveatoons 4 роки тому +3

      wahoo YES-

    • @bigpharma310
      @bigpharma310 4 роки тому +4

      wahoo I see a fellow man of culture, Heathers and GO can I get a ~wahoo~

    • @iamsten
      @iamsten 4 роки тому

      I WAS THINKING THIS TOO OMF

  • @luckycharms_
    @luckycharms_ 3 роки тому +366

    I miss when Quackity still did these types of videos but as a fan who has been here for so long I have accepted that he changed his content atleast he's happy and that's all I ever wanted for him so I will still support him :]

  • @weaveconic_9561
    @weaveconic_9561 5 років тому +754

    “I just wanna see some truckers kissing”
    Me: *spits out water*

  • @raresagegames
    @raresagegames 5 років тому +822

    I am naming my child "Andrew Bill David-Douglas"

  • @reasonxtro
    @reasonxtro 5 років тому +3401

    Next,pretend to be an entitled mother on Facebook trying to rule it.

    • @shells4338
      @shells4338 5 років тому +51

      Let's make that a thing

    • @katie-jn9go
      @katie-jn9go 5 років тому +42

      hAha yess or soccer moms

    • @pleasestop8689
      @pleasestop8689 5 років тому +15

      he already has but the video got deleted

    • @juliaruminska6437
      @juliaruminska6437 5 років тому +4

      i'm sorry but some disgusting bots copied your comment

    • @worthyedge9307
      @worthyedge9307 5 років тому

      Watch that shit be all over Reddit lmao

  • @nexiist
    @nexiist Рік тому +209

    I beg and pray for the day quack ditches the dream smp crew and makes videos like these again

    • @velocity3326
      @velocity3326 Рік тому +4

      FRR

    • @yuukeii
      @yuukeii 11 місяців тому +2

      literally. over here making yt videos with unfunny white people💀

    • @4billzo
      @4billzo 10 місяців тому +31

      blud hes not in dsmp anymore he probably so caught up in qsmp and law school, bros got a lot on his plate rn

    • @quackbgers9842
      @quackbgers9842 10 місяців тому +1

      it's still relatively the same lmao 2019 humor was just better and he isn't friends with aksually who is still close to hoover so this golden trio will never come back@@4billzo

    • @blu3_star
      @blu3_star 9 місяців тому +4

      First one already happened but he doesn’t really post on his channel no more 😭

  • @harley3990
    @harley3990 5 років тому +2416

    I'm from Missouri and there are like 8 people I know like Jim Larry🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @Hooverrr
    @Hooverrr 5 років тому +51772

    I just want to see some truckers kissing

  • @estivoabandonado9811
    @estivoabandonado9811 5 років тому +1737

    Nobody:
    Quackity: let´s pretend to be a dad
    Also Quackity: *DAD JOKE*
    Audience: oh no

    • @rvrcn
      @rvrcn 5 років тому +6

      gay joke

    • @fattit7598
      @fattit7598 5 років тому +4

      pansexual joke

    • @josephweebstar
      @josephweebstar 5 років тому +1

      Iron man dies by using the infinity gauntlet to snap thanos

    • @kendallroyfan
      @kendallroyfan 5 років тому

      @@josephweebstar WeirdChamp

    • @bee6267
      @bee6267 5 років тому

      JOSEPH WEEBSTAR don’t spoil the movie for others

  • @julsdsal
    @julsdsal 7 місяців тому +31

    i miss this duo

  • @hellothere9407
    @hellothere9407 5 років тому +554

    Hoover is secretly a boomer instead of a zoomer, that's how he knows all the boomer lingo

    • @NebulaOldChannel
      @NebulaOldChannel 5 років тому

      I’m 15 and act like a boomer sometimes.

    • @soygato2722
      @soygato2722 5 років тому +5

      Nebula [Christopher] Want a medal?

    • @hellothere9407
      @hellothere9407 5 років тому

      @Mac Loud listen, alls I'm sayin' is

    • @hellothere9407
      @hellothere9407 5 років тому

      @Mac Loud "Despite making up 6.5 percent of the total US dog population, Pitbulls are responsible for more than 66% of all the fatal dog attacks"

    • @anabelle1806
      @anabelle1806 5 років тому +2

      Hello There your profile picture gives me anxiety

  • @zahl6518
    @zahl6518 5 років тому +1123

    Next be a SOCCER MOM + TRUCKER HUSBAND and go throughout facebook. And also if you find a third person make him like some big black body builder like Jamal or Mr.Schlong

  • @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk
    @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk 5 років тому +1867

    Petition for Quackity to host meme review

  • @jayjaytwiggs317
    @jayjaytwiggs317 3 роки тому +42

    I love how Hoover actually took this seriously with the description and the backstory 😂

  • @vlada1582
    @vlada1582 5 років тому +718

    I didn't think I'd like the Quackity-Hoover duo this much, but they got great chemistry

  • @bigmonkeh2587
    @bigmonkeh2587 4 роки тому +1356

    "He sounds like a Russian"
    *literally shows a German actor*

    • @danielharris8220
      @danielharris8220 4 роки тому +44

      Arnold is Austrian

    • @bigmonkeh2587
      @bigmonkeh2587 4 роки тому +2

      Thats pretty much the same thing bro search it up

    • @danielharris8220
      @danielharris8220 4 роки тому +18

      Dan TheMonkeyMan well I guess to the extent that Americans and Canadians are the same or Irishmen and Brits. I just think if you’re going to correct him you should have your own facts straight :)

    • @bigmonkeh2587
      @bigmonkeh2587 4 роки тому +3

      @@danielharris8220 Distance from Austria to Germany. Distance from Austria to Germany is 503 kilometers. This air travel distance is equal to 313 miles. The air travel (bird fly) shortest distance between Austria and Germany is 503 km= 313 miles.

    • @bigmonkeh2587
      @bigmonkeh2587 4 роки тому +2

      Guess you could say he is Austrian but there is no big difference between the two apart from Austrians living a "stress free life"

  • @milesworld426
    @milesworld426 4 роки тому +4760

    Jim and Rufus are some how gayer than me, I'm both offended and shocked

  • @ActualGod
    @ActualGod 3 роки тому +78

    Forever the funniest Quackity video nothing will ever top it

  • @catalinaveeger35
    @catalinaveeger35 5 років тому +540

    Pretend you’re a anti vaxer on Twitter and nail it lol

    • @sukonetei4789
      @sukonetei4789 5 років тому +3

      Cᴀᴛᴀʟɪɴᴀ YESS that would be fantastic

    • @Victor-mu6xl
      @Victor-mu6xl 5 років тому +2

      Omg yes! 😂

    • @mojmirbezak1422
      @mojmirbezak1422 5 років тому +3

      Nail it like the child's coffin

    • @baldkiwi444
      @baldkiwi444 5 років тому +1

      lmao yeah

    • @aber9337
      @aber9337 5 років тому +1

      Or one of those Christian anti-vax mom Facebook groups I tried it once and got banned so quickly lol

  • @happymilk7433
    @happymilk7433 5 років тому +563

    Jim Larry and Rufus Monore, our two bisexual icons

  • @large_n_widetm2116
    @large_n_widetm2116 5 років тому +252

    "I don't know why he's rapping when he's a dang chocolate bar" bro I almost pissed myself 😂😂

    • @davidglue5655
      @davidglue5655 5 років тому +2

      Its pronounced i damn near pissed myself

  • @No_sabo_ya_supe
    @No_sabo_ya_supe Рік тому +25

    I miss this kind of content

  • @jcarq9610
    @jcarq9610 5 років тому +380

    As a person whose nickname is rufus, some of this was extremely weird to read/see/listen 10/10 would watch again

  • @strawbberrys
    @strawbberrys 5 років тому +296

    You should have friended your mom account and then make an argument against you and the mom account.

  • @astanarr
    @astanarr 5 років тому +234

    I misread the title and I thought it said “ PRETENDING TO BE DEAD ON FACEBOOK”

  • @DoesEliHaveSwag
    @DoesEliHaveSwag 3 роки тому +615

    These were the golden days of quackity.
    Before the times of dream

  • @Brindledpit
    @Brindledpit 4 роки тому +2604

    This man really called M&m’s a “chocolate bar.” 5:15

    • @erichan5088
      @erichan5088 4 роки тому +192

      *TheOdd1sOut has entered the chat*

    • @yokon5622
      @yokon5622 4 роки тому +25

      @Toasty Dinosaur not everyone watches or heard of him

    • @yokon5622
      @yokon5622 4 роки тому +7

      @IdkAnd nothing else.

    • @dinluke
      @dinluke 4 роки тому +1

      @@yokon5622 if u havent heard of him then u must be super uncultured

    • @yokon5622
      @yokon5622 4 роки тому +10

      @@dinluke I have.

  • @toastamasta5093
    @toastamasta5093 5 років тому +132

    Quackity: reads book
    Quackity: which left do I read from

    • @mayagraphicart7077
      @mayagraphicart7077 5 років тому

      Thanos shrek Thanos shrek that was me the first time ive read anime

  • @grime620
    @grime620 5 років тому +894

    I’m not even offended they shat on Missouri I just glad someone acknowledged our existence as a state

  • @ff-dm7sk
    @ff-dm7sk 3 роки тому +52

    I like the old quackity

  • @Memesauce67
    @Memesauce67 5 років тому +448

    Quackity: Who lives in Missouri?
    Missouri Citizens: Pillar Men Theme from Jojo

  • @clockworkrobot6437
    @clockworkrobot6437 5 років тому +584

    Quackity youre gonna be called Daddy by teenage girls now, congrats

    • @lemonaexe
      @lemonaexe 5 років тому +4

      NOPE

    • @_Tundrra_
      @_Tundrra_ 5 років тому +12

      Oh god

    • @dip-rf7vp
      @dip-rf7vp 5 років тому +32

      He already is my daddy 😍😍

    • @salsa8040
      @salsa8040 5 років тому +5

      true

    • @Txngu3s
      @Txngu3s 5 років тому +22

      @@dip-rf7vp WeirdChamp

  • @ripmiku
    @ripmiku 5 років тому +843

    I worship Rufus Monroe
    we drive trucks daily

    • @ripmiku
      @ripmiku 5 років тому +3

      @Rxgeee i spelt it incorrectly on purpose, that's why the "w" is capotalized in Which

    • @mai-yc1gq
      @mai-yc1gq 5 років тому +1

      lmao eye-

    • @theatgung
      @theatgung 5 років тому +3

      YEEHAW PARTNER RUFUS MONROE IS ALSO OPEN MINDED AND THATS A PLUS IN MY BOOK

    • @sirthisisamcdonalds348
      @sirthisisamcdonalds348 5 років тому +4

      And fuck after muddin

    • @veyonixx
      @veyonixx 5 років тому +1

      @Rxgeee r/woooooosh

  • @tsealeoTheGoat
    @tsealeoTheGoat 3 роки тому +2570

    “Who the frick lives in Missouri?”
    Me: *sad Missourian noises*
    Edit: I’ve moved to Chicago so this comment is no longer valid rip

    • @notnottheslam-jamfrancisco9262
      @notnottheslam-jamfrancisco9262 3 роки тому +62

      Fake, not real Missouri is a plot from the gov to trick us into thinking that corvid 19 or whatever is real

    • @dookie3030
      @dookie3030 3 роки тому +30

      paid actor

    • @elizabethmlady8382
      @elizabethmlady8382 3 роки тому +11

      Yeah I can approve of this I'm in kansas it is fake

    • @ianc8382
      @ianc8382 3 роки тому +35

      @@dookie3030 “wait you guys are getting paid?”

    • @jennabright646
      @jennabright646 3 роки тому +33

      You liar. I'm from Missouri and no one lives here. How can you be a Missourian if we don't exist?

  • @weaveconic_9561
    @weaveconic_9561 5 років тому +1619

    Next, pretend to be an e-girl

    • @emilian0e
      @emilian0e 5 років тому +8

      YASSSSSSSSSSSSS> YAS_exe has stopped working

    • @scottzak7851
      @scottzak7851 5 років тому +1

      Grim gros ruined e girl mate. It's an old style

    • @shubhammanna
      @shubhammanna 5 років тому +8

      Are u pretending to be a girl too? 😂

    • @xymidori
      @xymidori 5 років тому +16

      Billie eilish sucks ass

    • @12KTOYOTA
      @12KTOYOTA 5 років тому +2

      @@xymidori agreed

  • @Zombeedog
    @Zombeedog 4 роки тому +6754

    ?ʞnɹʇ ʍɐɯ ɥʇıʍ ʋıssəɯ noʎ
    🇾 🇪 🇪 🇭 🇦 🇼

    • @susman3946
      @susman3946 4 роки тому +184

      You my friend, are the best person I’ve ever met

    • @drippyfresh9471
      @drippyfresh9471 4 роки тому +73

      Howd you do that bro

    • @sammysalmon6923
      @sammysalmon6923 4 роки тому +36

      YEEEEEEE HAWWWW

    • @Simpishluc
      @Simpishluc 4 роки тому +59

      No I’m not messing with your truck

    • @Zombeedog
      @Zombeedog 4 роки тому +42

      @@drippyfresh9471 im god

  • @steel4388
    @steel4388 3 роки тому +41

    Been living in missouri for my whole life, this is SCARILY accurate to what most dads are like here.

  • @lydiahumes6566
    @lydiahumes6566 4 роки тому +234

    I die everytime they do the accents. Especially the " *sToP sEnDiNg XoXoS oR mY wIfE wIlL gEt InVolvEd* "

  • @love4kxndra
    @love4kxndra 5 років тому +3525

    what if we kissed😳🤭 in the back of your Ford F150 💗💖😳😳🤠🤭

  • @starfruit9352
    @starfruit9352 5 років тому +619

    "Who lives in Missouri?"
    Me: WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?!?

    • @waleedjamil9168
      @waleedjamil9168 5 років тому +6

      Honey Berry Jim Larry summoned you

    • @bread3998
      @bread3998 5 років тому +12

      LETS GO FELLOW MISSOURIAN!

    • @lukaskatic1546
      @lukaskatic1546 5 років тому +3

      I live in st.louis

    • @rileyrr8030
      @rileyrr8030 5 років тому +1

      Hello fellow Missourians

    • @negativespace8358
      @negativespace8358 5 років тому +2

      @@zora9570 because there's literally nothing out here. Just trees.

  • @ihystreety
    @ihystreety Рік тому +16

    miss the old quackity

  • @sweetooze4108
    @sweetooze4108 5 років тому +73

    Imagine going on Facebook and seeing your dad doing this.

  • @cassie7959
    @cassie7959 5 років тому +704

    Those profile pictures with the flowers made me choke on my water 😂

    • @lycorasshe3416
      @lycorasshe3416 5 років тому +10

      Like your profile pic ;)

    • @cassie7959
      @cassie7959 5 років тому +3

      SavageeQueeen 360 thanks so much!! 💖

    • @222lai
      @222lai 5 років тому +1

      eye know yu freddah mercureh

    • @sorayyyalyx
      @sorayyyalyx 5 років тому

      Cardboard Ben MAMAAAAAAAAA

  • @saniberry
    @saniberry 3 роки тому +563

    Should I be embarrassed to say that this is not the first time I'm here?
    This video is too hilarious man

  • @jasminekeller1904
    @jasminekeller1904 3 роки тому +27

    I come to this video at least once a month, hands down my favorite video from quackity, wish he did this stuff more.

  • @sophia-tn4co
    @sophia-tn4co 3 роки тому +863

    when you’re dad is 40 and looks likes trucks hunting and guns. And wears those weird ass glasses and is very secretive on his phone when on facebook: 😃👍

    • @sophia-tn4co
      @sophia-tn4co 3 роки тому +8

      @yua *:・。 woah, shocking! he is. I wonder what the clues are.

    • @lemonhead19
      @lemonhead19 3 роки тому +16

      ... Why did this legitimately funny joke immediately have to devolve into an overused political joke?

    • @tsukimekii
      @tsukimekii 3 роки тому +1

      @@lemonhead19 seriously

    • @kaitlynnsylvester9312
      @kaitlynnsylvester9312 3 роки тому +1

      @yua *:・。 whats wrong with being a republican that supports trump?

    • @tortillawrapper5454
      @tortillawrapper5454 3 роки тому

      @@kaitlynnsylvester9312 United states of china

  • @Henggelerkay
    @Henggelerkay 3 роки тому +260

    "because who tf is from missouri"
    i- *walks away in missourian*

    • @PikaPotterhead07
      @PikaPotterhead07 3 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @Henggelerkay
      @Henggelerkay 3 роки тому +3

      @@PikaPotterhead07 lol

    • @calvinf9218
      @calvinf9218 3 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @catchingfishallday9765
      @catchingfishallday9765 3 роки тому +3

      Same. and u now whats funny they said who the hecks from missouri but eminem is from st louis missouri

    • @Henggelerkay
      @Henggelerkay 3 роки тому +1

      @@catchingfishallday9765 wait is he really? also brad pitt is my 6th grade science teacher lived by him

  • @brady7260
    @brady7260 5 років тому +373

    homie i’m from missouri and why are you impersonating my uncle

  • @Tornadic
    @Tornadic 3 роки тому +28

    Bro I miss these types of videos, they were hilarious.

  • @Pimpmybeats3371
    @Pimpmybeats3371 5 років тому +113

    Nobody:
    Jim Larry: *THINKING ABOUT MY TRUCK*

  • @simpburs
    @simpburs 5 років тому +347

    "who the fxck is from Missouri?"
    Peter Quill is-

    • @Wired_User
      @Wired_User 5 років тому +35

      Yeah and he got abducted by aliens.
      There’s a reason people don’t stay in Missouri for long. Damn aliens, stealing our kids and fucking our women

    • @Nathan-zl1ve
      @Nathan-zl1ve 5 років тому +17

      Blue 2003 Toyota Echo
      Fuckin' planting seeds on our blessed American soil, bastard aliens.

    • @postmalone1371
      @postmalone1371 5 років тому +1

      Blue 2003 Toyota Echo Lmao

    • @hakkai5819
      @hakkai5819 5 років тому +4

      Quill ain't from earth he from Missouri

    • @stuckinoblivion
      @stuckinoblivion 5 років тому

      Bane yeah that’s on earth dipshit

  • @carlo8853
    @carlo8853 3 роки тому +437

    “Identity theft is not a joke Jim millions of family’s suffer every year”- Dwight from the office

  • @jeonshook6167
    @jeonshook6167 Рік тому +134

    Miss this quackity, dream is annoying

    • @Ari-nz9hi
      @Ari-nz9hi Рік тому +3

      fr

    • @user-if2uz4ur8o
      @user-if2uz4ur8o Рік тому +4

      Dude changed so much, crazy how someone can change in no time

    • @catstr1d
      @catstr1d Рік тому +17

      he’s not friends w dream anymore, dream wrote an essay abt how quackity doesn’t really respond to him.

    • @jang2386
      @jang2386 Рік тому

      Old news yadda yadda

    • @xXJocelynKittyXx
      @xXJocelynKittyXx 10 місяців тому +4

      hate how hes now with mr beast and other content creators
      these kinds of videos are golden tbh

  • @AXRL8
    @AXRL8 5 років тому +757

    Can you be my dad?
    *The wifi here in the orphanage is awful*

    • @Feet570
      @Feet570 5 років тому +18

      LegendJim don’t worry the wifi in Australia is worse

    • @astanarr
      @astanarr 5 років тому

      g r a m a r ?

    • @mimicatmoon8023
      @mimicatmoon8023 5 років тому +1

      @@astanarr grammar*

    • @k3rt244
      @k3rt244 5 років тому +1

      @@mimicatmoon8023 *rammarg

    • @mandem1209
      @mandem1209 5 років тому

      LegendJim why is your wifi on top of the orphanage?

  • @tqcoz970
    @tqcoz970 5 років тому +698

    0:40 "Where should my guy be from? He's probably from Missouri."
    me: *WE FINALLY EXIST*

    • @mikey3308
      @mikey3308 5 років тому +3

      Tqcoz yesss😂

    • @vynuul
      @vynuul 5 років тому +9

      Like Mike the most interesting thing here is like st. louis.

    • @tqcoz970
      @tqcoz970 5 років тому +10

      @@vynuul yeah we have the arch, museums, the blues, and I guess the zoo

    • @vynuul
      @vynuul 5 років тому +6

      Tqcoz and like six flags and i live right across from it

    • @olivia.3765
      @olivia.3765 5 років тому

      NSA Vinnie absolutely

  • @mine098able
    @mine098able 4 роки тому +378

    “It was just joke you big babby” 😂
    Me: trying my hardest not to laugh because my parents are asleep

  • @CarKrashCentral
    @CarKrashCentral 3 роки тому +43

    I miss the old quackity

    • @iloveyoupopcorn
      @iloveyoupopcorn 3 роки тому +2

      @Val Thomp he did, and his personality changed too, he's not his old funny self. Now he looks out what he says so hes not cancelled on twitter lol.

    • @trialerrorsharer9398
      @trialerrorsharer9398 3 роки тому +3

      @@iloveyoupopcorn If you wanted him to be successful that was bound to happen. His personality seems the same to me. I think he's grown up and realized some things and just because he said stuff before doesn't mean he will now. Quackity is by no means boring and if you don't like him anymore don't watch him. Also Quackity becoming more mature doesn't go to twitter. It comes from his friends around him who you don't know personally who helped him grow as a person and a content creator. He's happier now. This is a good video but I don't see much of difference between the Quackity in them. Perhaps he won't do it again but it's because these things and trends die out. You can't live in a time bubble of this stuff. Find new things to watch, get outside your pre set zone. Check your recommended!

    • @iloveyoupopcorn
      @iloveyoupopcorn 3 роки тому +1

      @@trialerrorsharer9398 valid paragraph, buuuuut...
      (i should've phrased what i said better),
      by what i meant by his personality changed is: that he doesn't do the same things as before, and like you stated he probably matured. Ok thats valid. but he completely changed his personality in order for him not to get cancelled, he is still the same, just cannot do most things he used to do or else he'll be cancelled.
      also never said he was boring, but if you tell me that his new videos are more funny than his old videos then you are very, very, wrong.
      I completely believe in artistic freedom and quackity has used his very well, that is
      something i like about the new more mature quackity.
      anyway, you have a good point but this is just my op,
      i'm still gonna continue watching hoping that he gets bigger and someday stops doing the minecraft shit.

    • @iloveyoupopcorn
      @iloveyoupopcorn 3 роки тому +1

      + i prefer this era more than the minecraft era and that's perfectly fine, you do you, i do me.

  • @digbyfire5446
    @digbyfire5446 5 років тому +774

    you know me
    always thinking bout my truck

    • @maddiejean9426
      @maddiejean9426 5 років тому +3

      Yeah, them cars are for the woman Larry. But it is nice to see ma wife with her swimsuit on in the summer washin' da car in de yard. Ol' jack from across the street keeps looking at her and I'm bout' to get de shotgun and show him who's the real man in this ol' town.

    • @justowl6256
      @justowl6256 5 років тому +1

      *what*

    • @maddiejean9426
      @maddiejean9426 5 років тому

      It's just a joke, cause the video.

    • @maddiejean9426
      @maddiejean9426 5 років тому +1

      Yes, bud

    • @digbyfire5446
      @digbyfire5446 5 років тому +2

      @@jufka5879 Always bro, always

  • @stileslvrr8971
    @stileslvrr8971 4 роки тому +595

    Quackity:I’m not gay
    Also quackity: does Eminem and dr Dre role play, says I wanna kiss my trucker friends

    • @vic_x
      @vic_x 3 роки тому +42

      he’s ✨homiesexual✨

    • @orthoshroud8453
      @orthoshroud8453 3 роки тому

      Hi

    • @vic_x
      @vic_x 3 роки тому

      @@orthoshroud8453 hello

    • @orthoshroud8453
      @orthoshroud8453 3 роки тому

      @@vic_x hey

    • @MahouShoujo39
      @MahouShoujo39 3 роки тому +7

      It aint gay to kiss youre homies youre not gay youre homiesexual

  • @goincoconuts1978
    @goincoconuts1978 5 років тому +648

    0:58
    “I like trucks,
    Trucks,
    *_and truck nuts.”_*

    • @kuraudosukai6275
      @kuraudosukai6275 5 років тому +3

      Why did i read this in the bill wurtz voice

    • @goincoconuts1978
      @goincoconuts1978 5 років тому +4

      Now that I think about it I can imagine
      🌟 *_And truck nuts~_* 💫
      As a Bill Wurtz jingle

    • @kuraudosukai6275
      @kuraudosukai6275 5 років тому +3

      @@goincoconuts1978 *yes*

  • @Luvssllia
    @Luvssllia Місяць тому +10

    This vid was iconic

  • @exoticcats6119
    @exoticcats6119 5 років тому +736

    Next pretend to be a flat earther or anti vaxx parent. Even an uncle from Alabama will be good.

    • @omiigee5903
      @omiigee5903 5 років тому +2

      Exotic Cats yesss

    • @seanexomai
      @seanexomai 5 років тому +5

      he's already done one

    • @frmthenorth7941
      @frmthenorth7941 5 років тому

      Actually

    • @justiny.7990
      @justiny.7990 5 років тому +9

      If he is an uncle from Alabama he should post a wedding picture and say getting married to the ol cousin y’all

    • @josephweebstar
      @josephweebstar 5 років тому

      Iron man dies by using the infinity gauntlet to snap thanos