Dropped In Kansas!

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  • Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
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  • @misterbeeps
    @misterbeeps 3 місяці тому +28

    There is crazy, and then there is Darren-Patterson-appointed-your-attorney crazy.

    • @ant.o.nina.123
      @ant.o.nina.123 Місяць тому

      I was waiting for Mike to say something about Darren.

  • @oix8xio276
    @oix8xio276 3 місяці тому +48

    “The cops set me up for failure”
    ///shirt idea Mike \\\

    • @firebird6522
      @firebird6522 3 місяці тому +5

      Oh yeah, that's a keeper!

  • @someonegetsteve
    @someonegetsteve 3 місяці тому +26

    They should just skipped the whole "based on your financial wherewithal the court does appoint" bit and ask: "You broke? You want Darren Patterson?". There, I just made Kansas criminal justice system 20% more efficient.

    • @channel.3.
      @channel.3. 3 місяці тому

      You’re getting NO efficiency when it comes to Judge Hart! Just a big powerful glacier, slowly grinding rocks for a millennia

    • @chariesbrightman9983
      @chariesbrightman9983 3 місяці тому

      😂

    • @othertalk3313
      @othertalk3313 3 місяці тому +1

      You know... those small pieces of paper that you trade for crack rocks? Mr. Patterson will take those... whichever you have on you right now. 😏

  • @glenmoss02
    @glenmoss02 3 місяці тому +41

    Poor, poor Darren Patterson. 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @Lokisdottir1964
      @Lokisdottir1964 3 місяці тому +13

      We need to send him a fruit basket or something. He's always given the worst.

    • @LoisMillar
      @LoisMillar 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@@Lokisdottir1964
      ❤ I'd put N a couple of
      Bucks...js 🎉

  • @lisamariepocza4377
    @lisamariepocza4377 3 місяці тому +27

    Cross Country Criminal. Trust and believe the cops always be setting him up for failure, not his actions. If he gets to Atlanta, he can be Judge Manning's problem

  • @Andyman216
    @Andyman216 3 місяці тому +22

    The man...Or replicant???...The myth...The legend...J. Regier

    • @polymath9372
      @polymath9372 3 місяці тому +9

      J Regier is an intergalactic super-hero!

    • @carriepriegel6477
      @carriepriegel6477 3 місяці тому +3

      Replicant!👍🤣🤣💗
      Ridley Scott would surely approve & applaud 😊

    • @_SYDNA_
      @_SYDNA_ 3 місяці тому +6

      Some of these cases, Regier is the one holding things together. He's the guy that always seem to have done his homework before coming to the table.

    • @gatsby66
      @gatsby66 2 місяці тому +1

      I always fear his faceplate will fall off, exposing the gory wires and circuit boards. I just don't have the stomach for it.

  • @Lokisdottir1964
    @Lokisdottir1964 3 місяці тому +34

    No one can ever answer a simple question with a simple answer. 🤨

    • @amandastill3611
      @amandastill3611 3 місяці тому +7

      Why would the attorney, that is supposed to be representing the interests of the defendant, ask an open ended question, he/she doesn’t know the answer to, on the record in open court??! Eg: “ Why are you in El Paso?”
      Answer : I plead the 5th…to my own attorney. Nice

    • @Lokisdottir1964
      @Lokisdottir1964 3 місяці тому +5

      @@amandastill3611 I was speaking about “Do you have a job?” question from the judge. It’s really a yes or no answer.

    • @h.g.buddne
      @h.g.buddne 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Lokisdottir1964 You want to tell me it hasn't got anything to do with the she male thing? 🤔😂

    • @Lokisdottir1964
      @Lokisdottir1964 3 місяці тому

      @@h.g.buddne lol

  • @honeybadger1847
    @honeybadger1847 3 місяці тому +18

    I don’t see even a sporadic burrito-selling career in Vanessa’s future.

  • @johnthelabman8560
    @johnthelabman8560 3 місяці тому +15

    Very strange routing from Michigan to Atlanta. He keeps digging the hole deeper and deeper.

    • @BridgeBum
      @BridgeBum 3 місяці тому

      Seriously. I-75 runs from Detroit to Atlanta with zero Texas in between.

  • @malachi1974
    @malachi1974 3 місяці тому +25

    The first defendant had a bingo card of offenses. Wow.

    • @elle9615
      @elle9615 3 місяці тому +6

      All that is missing is a job interview on Monday.

  • @AmandaBooBerry
    @AmandaBooBerry 3 місяці тому +12

    11:18 O.M.G! Regier said, "fingering technology!😂

    • @willsanderson9194
      @willsanderson9194 3 місяці тому +3

      I know 😂 it really got me

    • @doilysimpkin6972
      @doilysimpkin6972 3 місяці тому

      I wonder if he has any personal experience of fingering technology? My guess would be that he doesn't. 😂

    • @limbicbrain1
      @limbicbrain1 2 місяці тому

      Regier was recently programmed with it.

  • @josephmayer2565
    @josephmayer2565 3 місяці тому +7

    The white van had Department of Oklahoma Prisons written on it. Not their problem anymore.

  • @msaret4384
    @msaret4384 3 місяці тому +20

    He really thinks he can get a PR bond when charged with assault with a deadky? The delusion is strong with this one!

    • @reginaodell3035
      @reginaodell3035 3 місяці тому +1

      THEY SET HIM UP TO FAIL. IT IS FAKE. They are bothering him. 🤣

    • @hopefulhuman
      @hopefulhuman 3 місяці тому

      ​@@reginaodell3035😂😂

  • @Tread1775
    @Tread1775 3 місяці тому +10

    The first guy, in the Creamcicle outfit, needs to shut up.🤦‍♂️

  • @chad3232132
    @chad3232132 3 місяці тому +3

    "She male things"... add it to the heap of things I never expected to hear a defendant utter on this channel.

  • @SirPeterlll
    @SirPeterlll 3 місяці тому +4

    Mike, can you interview mister Patterson? I would love to know if he likes his job 😊

  • @Ghadrack
    @Ghadrack 3 місяці тому +32

    Bigenor Credence showed a video earlier today. There was a moment when am EMS guy talks to the officer and says this is my second day, does this happen everyday? I nearly died laughing. He was making life choices on the spot.

    • @lizaltman1200
      @lizaltman1200 3 місяці тому +2

      Bigenor Credence is an actual name?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MissDirect
    @MissDirect 3 місяці тому +3

    People keep saying that Regier is emotionless and they couldn't be more wrong 😂 at 9:30 , the being dropped off in a white van comment makes him do an extra long blink of WTF.

  • @unclaimedjule
    @unclaimedjule 3 місяці тому +5

    Wow full of surprises Mike! Made my night much more enjoyable 🫠

    • @LoisMillar
      @LoisMillar 3 місяці тому +1

      ❤ As on the East
      Coast...thx ltwm 🎉

  • @nataliehuntfox8772
    @nataliehuntfox8772 3 місяці тому +8

    Craptacular 😂😂😂😂 I’m going to steal that 😂

  • @glynncordry5965
    @glynncordry5965 3 місяці тому +6

    Dropped off by off-white van in Kansas...
    So rejected by a serial killer...

  • @davep153
    @davep153 3 місяці тому +5

    Wrong van to get into it sounds like to me. Drives around various places and drops people off in Kansas🤔..like to have heard that conversation 😁

  • @wickedmuffin76
    @wickedmuffin76 3 місяці тому +9

    Off white van, or UFO? 👽

    • @chad3232132
      @chad3232132 3 місяці тому +1

      That white van story sounds sus. Everyone knows you are either murdered of SA'ed if someone in a white van snatches you up off the street. They don't just drop you off in another state.

  • @psinclairjr
    @psinclairjr 3 місяці тому +3

    What a sweet guy. He's just an innocent man walking down the street and that victim walked right into his hands

  • @kencampbell2359
    @kencampbell2359 3 місяці тому +4

    I feel sorry for the guy in El Paso...having to face the Mean Girls Club.

  • @Greg_Andrews
    @Greg_Andrews 3 місяці тому +4

    4:43 - "Craptacular!" ... LOLOL!!! I have a new word! YAY! hahaha

  • @willsanderson9194
    @willsanderson9194 3 місяці тому +4

    ‘Fingering technology’ - J Regier 2024

  • @QueenDesire1
    @QueenDesire1 3 місяці тому +2

    You know you crazy when you commit a crime, leave the scene, then come BACK to the scene of the crime, LITERALLY! 😂😂

  • @lillian6076
    @lillian6076 3 місяці тому +2

    Poor Darren Patterson. That man is a saint

  • @alisong2328
    @alisong2328 3 місяці тому +6

    The route from Michigan to Atlanta passes through El Paso? He needs a better sense of direction!

    • @glynncordry5965
      @glynncordry5965 3 місяці тому

      Should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque (Which means "White Oak".).

  • @stevefromchicago8277
    @stevefromchicago8277 3 місяці тому +2

    Just like in Terminator, my dog barks when she sees Regier

  • @shotforshot5983
    @shotforshot5983 3 місяці тому +2

    Only a $4000 bond for first guy... his court behavior coupled with his charges showed, to me, that he shouldn't be released prior to trial.

  • @polymath9372
    @polymath9372 3 місяці тому +3

    I reckon the lady in Butler County Detention sells burritos sometimes...

    • @hopefulhuman
      @hopefulhuman 3 місяці тому

      I don't know. She might have tried that. I don't think she knows what a burrito is.

  • @ManakauStables
    @ManakauStables 3 місяці тому +4

    This judge is Future Regier

  • @DMS1010
    @DMS1010 3 місяці тому +4

    Does Regier know the star he is?

  • @jorge57121
    @jorge57121 3 місяці тому +2

    this is golden.

  • @Thomas-fr8nx
    @Thomas-fr8nx 3 місяці тому +2

    There's a lot of off white vans running around the country right now.

  • @alalmquist9423
    @alalmquist9423 3 місяці тому +4

    I thought that some schooling was required in the United States? Maybe she rode the short bus but never got off.

  • @patrickmcglone2191
    @patrickmcglone2191 3 місяці тому +1

    I dont ever want to hear Reiger say "fingering technologies" again

  • @chrisstewart5992
    @chrisstewart5992 3 місяці тому +1

    She landed in Kansas like Dorothy

  • @amerigodiehl7426
    @amerigodiehl7426 3 місяці тому +1

    Maybe she’s the David BANNER and secretly the hulk. Her posting bond video would end with sad music and her walking down some road lol

  • @MrLamigra1337
    @MrLamigra1337 3 місяці тому +4

    Sounds like he belongs in Atlanta

  • @cdog907
    @cdog907 3 місяці тому +4

    Making a special appearance as usual.

  • @Ariannus
    @Ariannus 3 місяці тому +3

    I feel sorry for Darren Patterson

  • @isabellflorence4956
    @isabellflorence4956 3 місяці тому +1

    Mr Regier! Clearly the woman is not a flight risk. She doesn’t know where she lives. She’s been calling off~white van guy and he’s not coming to get her. But it would be nice to hold her in custody for the outstanding accommodations that KS has to offer. Probably the best she’s had in a while.

  • @doilysimpkin6972
    @doilysimpkin6972 3 місяці тому

    I am confident in saying that the first guy has never 'just [gone] out for a run' in his life.

  • @Hails27
    @Hails27 3 місяці тому +2

    This guy is monster

  • @KinniMoo
    @KinniMoo 3 місяці тому +3

    Not as crapracular as upside down phone guy lol

  • @davident1
    @davident1 3 місяці тому +1

    They have the greatest milk products at the Judiciadairy. I go there all the time. ROFL

  • @KH-cg5wd
    @KH-cg5wd 3 місяці тому +2

    Omfg is the girl at 9 mins is the "I sell burritos sometimes" girl????!

  • @carolmiller7310
    @carolmiller7310 3 місяці тому +3

    Thanks 😊

  • @kimberlydavis8889
    @kimberlydavis8889 3 місяці тому +3

    Poor Judge Webster 😂 and a man in a van 🤔

  • @ccudmore
    @ccudmore 3 місяці тому +1

    Back in Oklahoma she’s considered one of the smart ones

  • @schwabrichard9829
    @schwabrichard9829 3 місяці тому +1

    This guy makes friends everywhere he goes! She could have a drug problem? I am sure Judge Webster will enjoy her hearing!

  • @ScrypKat56
    @ScrypKat56 3 місяці тому +1

    Ms Onco needs an evaluation!

  • @isabellflorence4956
    @isabellflorence4956 3 місяці тому +1

    I do like Judge Hart. He seems like a no nonsense kind of guy. I would like for him to figure out how to “dummy down” some of the legal terminology for those defendants who can’t understand legalese. I don’t think that last defendant understood what she was charged. Perhaps her public defender could help her out a bit.

  • @robertnorth1681
    @robertnorth1681 3 місяці тому +1

    Trying to think of the type of employment one is suitable for when one can’t identify the city where you live or whether one is or is not employed.

  • @jimjones9900
    @jimjones9900 3 місяці тому +4

    Made it late! Glad you got my video :)

    • @KinniMoo
      @KinniMoo 3 місяці тому +5

      This is headed toward amazingly worse!

    • @LoisMillar
      @LoisMillar 3 місяці тому +1

      ❤ Thk U. 🎉

    • @loisbolton1800
      @loisbolton1800 3 місяці тому +1

      @@LoisMillar Lois!! 🎉

  • @KinniMoo
    @KinniMoo 3 місяці тому +3

    New word!!

  • @elitereptilian200
    @elitereptilian200 3 місяці тому +1

    that lady needs a psych eval and competency eval asap ffs..

  • @exiled_londoner
    @exiled_londoner 3 місяці тому +1

    That first lad in El Paso certainly gets around. Did I hear Oregon, Utah, New Mexico, and Michigan mentioned? And now he's down in Texas... probably not the best place for a young black guy with a history of violent offences to ply his trade, especially when he lacks the ability to keep his trap shut when opening it can only make things much worse. Some people are just so bad at handling life that you almost feel sorry for them.

    • @cudedog
      @cudedog 3 місяці тому

      Embodiment of Johnny Cash's "I've been everywhere man."

  • @lescook9021
    @lescook9021 3 місяці тому +3

    Trust me homie, stay the hell out of Fulton County (ATL)

    • @glynncordry5965
      @glynncordry5965 3 місяці тому +1

      "Don't even stop for gas."

    • @lescook9021
      @lescook9021 3 місяці тому

      @@glynncordry5965 If you knew how many were getting carjacked and robbed at the gas pumps, you wouldn't even if you could

  • @GrouchyDragon
    @GrouchyDragon 3 місяці тому +1

    My taxi service is a guy in a white van down by the river your honor

  • @Dupayuhas
    @Dupayuhas 2 місяці тому

    Perfect synopsis! 🎉#noideawhatsgoingon

  • @VicSouders
    @VicSouders 3 місяці тому

    OK. I'm getting old. The whole court are kids!!!

  • @Syndilouwho
    @Syndilouwho 3 місяці тому +2

    That nap was short

  • @varell4255
    @varell4255 2 місяці тому

    Wow! That's as dense as it gets!

  • @KinniMoo
    @KinniMoo 3 місяці тому +2

    Mike when are you coming home???

    • @LoisMillar
      @LoisMillar 3 місяці тому

      ❤ Mike ...Ur Snot home yet 😮 Ur Chat will "bail U Out "😂😂

  • @isabellflorence4956
    @isabellflorence4956 3 місяці тому +1

    TX can keep him. We don’t need him back. (First guy).

  • @melissadowdy5999
    @melissadowdy5999 2 місяці тому

    Jreiger makes me think that his parents are Sheldon and spock

  • @KinniMoo
    @KinniMoo 3 місяці тому +1

    I thought you were going to bed mister 🤣

  • @annabordelon6663
    @annabordelon6663 3 місяці тому +1

    Mike dropping at midnight

  • @DrankCoffee2Day4Real
    @DrankCoffee2Day4Real 3 місяці тому

    El Paso on a PR bond? He TOTALLY won't end up in Mexico.

  • @peterkick3179
    @peterkick3179 3 місяці тому

    The 2nd is such an upstandind citizen,why are they holding him?

  • @maryannmartinez9425
    @maryannmartinez9425 3 місяці тому +2

    He is dangerous

  • @fireflyrn
    @fireflyrn 17 днів тому

    That's somebody who should not be out for quite a while

  • @BJBRUNOH2O
    @BJBRUNOH2O 2 місяці тому +1

    Bro dead ass it’s like they want to just play you bro still in there I bet

  • @fs_dave
    @fs_dave 3 місяці тому

    Has she tried clicking her heels three times? I know that can get you back to Kansas sometimes...

  • @alisong2328
    @alisong2328 3 місяці тому +1

    JRegier is wondering if she's single.

    • @LoisMillar
      @LoisMillar 3 місяці тому

      ❤ Or "Where do I knw her from "...His dreams...WoW 😮
      All stay Safe 😂❤

  • @purplesprigs
    @purplesprigs 3 місяці тому

    the outskirts of Kansas???

  • @brettc660
    @brettc660 3 місяці тому +1

    Does it get worse?

  • @jecj2024
    @jecj2024 3 місяці тому +4

    Are you Employed??.I tried that 😂😂😂 That would be negative then 😂😂😂Poor Darren Patterson

    • @alisong2328
      @alisong2328 3 місяці тому

      And she had shemale issues at the judiciadary.

  • @FatManWalking18
    @FatManWalking18 3 місяці тому

    did the van say "free candy"?

  • @ILoveMyselPH-D
    @ILoveMyselPH-D 3 місяці тому

    @Mike- Will you be streaming the Sarah Boone trial??

  • @davidcashell4860
    @davidcashell4860 3 місяці тому +1

    Whachoo don't listen judge? I be needed in da trap yo

  • @nunommper
    @nunommper 3 місяці тому

    CIA dropout? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Too many Hollywood movies going trough my mind now...

  • @justbob3397
    @justbob3397 3 місяці тому

    Never cross Reiger Bot.

  • @michaelhertig574
    @michaelhertig574 3 місяці тому

    I'm not post tuh be heah! Personal recogninz. What language is that?

  • @WenbruReviews
    @WenbruReviews 3 місяці тому

    How on earth did this person land in Butler County?

  • @fific9571
    @fific9571 3 місяці тому

    I'm not certain but I think this young woman can't hold her alcohol.

  • @eileennovak1656
    @eileennovak1656 3 місяці тому

    Just an average day for me.

  • @mwhe3111
    @mwhe3111 3 місяці тому

    The JRegierBot! 🎉

  • @israelitenephite3383
    @israelitenephite3383 2 місяці тому

    5:00 I had to tell you I don’t appreciate the public defender who is supposed to be defending him laughing at him! I would not want her defending me and I also have an issue with women exerting authority over a man! And I’m a woman. I think it’s wrong! But we really pissed me off, is a defender that’s supposed to be defending and laughing at her client! Not cool. I would be bringing that up in court! I would want it on record! This this is why I don’t trust public defenders. They work for the courts. If you can afford your own attorney get one because public defenders are like the courts, they just wanna move you through. By having you plea guilty to lesser charge and go onto the next case! That public defender needs to be reprimanded for laughing at her own client!

  • @muzikteachermom
    @muzikteachermom 3 місяці тому

    This really got worse quick. Guy in a van. Oof.

  • @geoffreychaney7287
    @geoffreychaney7287 3 місяці тому

    Are you employed? I been trying that....

  • @artie218
    @artie218 3 місяці тому

    I think that last defendant seems mentally ill or confused.. I think she needs a competency evaluation and probably a stay at an institution so they can figure out if meds can help her..

  • @hopefulhuman
    @hopefulhuman 3 місяці тому

    She tried to be employed? What does that mean?

  • @maryannmartinez9425
    @maryannmartinez9425 3 місяці тому +1

    Very fishy

  • @pandorasbox4238
    @pandorasbox4238 2 місяці тому

    That 'dropped off' doesn't seem to have a clue wtf is going on. She needs a competency exam.

  • @VerticalStareyDecisis
    @VerticalStareyDecisis 2 місяці тому

    I want a t-shirt that professes my love for Darren Patterson I ❤ DP