Man I do love Dogma but if Kevin had just done a whole movie revolving around these two going on a different quest as these antiheroes that shit would've been both amazing and hilarious.
Fuuck. One of my favorite scenes. Matt's expression was impeccable when he was pulling out the gun. like yup, "Time to become the Angel of Death again, hell yeah"
Responding to a 7 year old comment, but if you think about it, those two cheating saved the entire existence of humanity. If they weren't cheating, then there would have been not firing of the gun, which means the bus would not have stopped and they would have arrived at their destination sooner than the apostles could stop them.
The fact that I had to google to see if Krush Groove was a real movie just proves that it goes to E.T. for the win. E.T. is not only one of the best 80's movies but it's a staple in 80's pop culture even if you've never seen the movie people know what E.T. is about because of Speilberg.
This is probably gonna be one of those, "welcome to the party, pal" moments, but i just realized Matt Damon plays loki in Dogma then plays as loki in Thor Ragnorok.
@@PimpMacSlickBac the movie they refer to Crushed Groove was one of the first big “hip hop” movies.. starring Run DMC🙌🏼. (Beastie Boys make a brief cameo)
That weapon was a Desert Eagle. If he used 50 AE FMJ round and the man's and the woman's heads were so close together, there is a chance he killed both of them with one shot.
This shouldn't be as funny as it should be. It's just petty terrorism on a bus with cheating as a catalyst. But god damn, literally! This is just so perfect. The jazz song keying in at just the right moment and Loki just awkwardly reciting a rap song after it's all over is incredibly well timed.
This movie is one of my all time favorites it makes me think though how awesome it was the martin dance how other countries must watch this and have zero idea or later generations in America for that matter have no idea but it is ideal for this scene perfect
I think people who appreciate good comedy and have a modicum of intellect will be aware of the ‘essence’ of an obscure joke and fill in the blank with an undefined variable and still find it nearly has amusing. I grew up in the 80s reading Mad Magazines which had mostly 70s jokes.. I think trying to figure out WHY certain things were funny taught me good deductive reasoning.. from freaking Mad Magazine… 😝
the thing that disturbs me most is those seat covers used to be on the buses in northern ireland, company must have made a bomb globally with them, movies not bad
Stains are harder to see. It’s the same in my van. I’ve spilled coffee and hot sauce and did a half-ass job of cleaning afterward, but you can’t see a thing
@stewardo The movie is "Krush Groove". I didn't even understand that at first. Have people heard from this movie in the US? I think I speak for most europeans when I say: Never heard the movie title before, ever.
Nah. Not that much of a concussion, when the round exits the barrel. Way too much area, for the concussion to go, besides. Loud, for sure, but that's about it.
Well technically......... adultery is sexual intercourse by a married person with someone not their married partner. Them two were just kissing (vigorously)
1:24 "Excuse me. Are you married?" "Why?" "I'm just curious." "What do you think?" *taps his shoulder* "What?!" "To her?" "What?" "Are you married to Her?" "Not that it's any of your fuckin' business, but no! Why?" Me: YOU FUCKIN' CHEAT!!! 2:00 *Kills him*
Ben affleck and matt damon's performances were so lively in this movie.
I think this is one of Affleck's best performances ever
Applesauce, bitsch.
Man I do love Dogma but if Kevin had just done a whole movie revolving around these two going on a different quest as these antiheroes that shit would've been both amazing and hilarious.
They're too busy.
Yeah but then you'd have less Jay and Silent Bob
I feel like Good Omens is what that movie would have been like. Only it's 2 David Tennants
Blame Harvey Weinstein. That jerk still owns Dogma.
They did have a movie about just the two of them...GoodWill Hunting 😉💚
Krush Groove line kills me, only time will tell. That’s why they’re doing Run DMC as they walk away. Nice writing
Fuuck. One of my favorite scenes. Matt's expression was impeccable when he was pulling out the gun. like yup, "Time to become the Angel of Death again, hell yeah"
And Ben's resigned expression!
"You know what man, fuck you, because time's going to tell on that one."
The way it's delivered, fucking hilarious.
And that, kids, is why you don't cheat
jayblade2000 I
I've dated someone once. I've never cheated.
Responding to a 7 year old comment, but if you think about it, those two cheating saved the entire existence of humanity. If they weren't cheating, then there would have been not firing of the gun, which means the bus would not have stopped and they would have arrived at their destination sooner than the apostles could stop them.
All these years later and that scene still makes me laugh.
the film is like a medieval philosophical treatise. Takes time and knowledge and effort to understand. Full of thought and passion.
just love how he pulls out the desert eagle so non chalauntly and blows his head off
Desert Eagle POINT 5-0
Right lol
Affleck's look when they get off:
"Fucker now we have to walk"
Yeah, but the RunDMC payoff. 😂. This movie has so many great moments
Whoooos houseeee?
Runssss houseeeee
My favorite 😂😂
MARTIN!!
@@WDFilms25 help me out. Why does he say Martin? What's he referencing?
JT Style it’s the opening theme song to the 90s show Martin
Geez, just realized the colors of their shirts and hoodies are inverted from each other
Same. Like 2 minutes ago. Despite having seen this movie in theatres and a dozen times since.
Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms!!!
+Donovan Pete Word bitch Phantoms like a Mo-Fucker!!!
As a matter of fact, he was!
Yes...
But The Town he was at his finest in his element
What's up now!?
I like how Loki looks at Ben then just pulls out the f**king desert eagle like nothing is going on.
2:43 Ben Affleck trying hard not to laugh
That little dance at the end was kinda adorable
A great display of dark comedy
The best kind of comedy
no married man kisses his wife like that
“Kiss” is present tense, he’s still doing it....
Set up a hidden cam then divorce her and keep more of your shit than you would otherwise.
Why do you think marriage has taken such a step decline
@@jimmy2k4o lol. It’s kisses, not kiss. Don’t try and teach people English if you don’t understand it.
@@jimmy2k4o where tf did you come up with that idea
@@jimmy2k4o "kiss" and "kissing" are both present tense. Kissed is the past tense.
like how matt had a cameo as loki in thor ragnarok :)
oh hell, Iknew Damon was in that, but never made the Loki connection!
@@Biorythym this is so late from me to realise that.. thank you both
@@bravoalley228 well just like Matt Damon played "actor Loki" in Ragnarock, Chris Hemsworth brother Luke Hemsworth played "actor Thor"
I always loved how the bus driver was the first one to get the hell out.
I said that too fuck goin down with the ship
There's nothing wrong with the bus. There's a maniac shooting people. He'd be stupid not to leave asap.
I thought that he is supposed to be trained for such a situation!
"This from the guy who still owes me ten bucks over that bet which is going to be the bigger movie E.T. or Crush Groove."
"You know what? F- you, man, 'cause time's gonna tell with *that* one!
The fact that I had to google to see if Krush Groove was a real movie just proves that it goes to E.T. for the win. E.T. is not only one of the best 80's movies but it's a staple in 80's pop culture even if you've never seen the movie people know what E.T. is about because of Speilberg.
@@manoftomorrow79 depends on what is meant by "bigger"
This is probably gonna be one of those, "welcome to the party, pal" moments, but i just realized Matt Damon plays loki in Dogma then plays as loki in Thor Ragnorok.
Needs at least 50 likes... .. .
Wow i came here for dogma and then i see I've actually seen your other videos already! Nice...
the "WHY DID HE DO IT?!" at 2:33 is fucking amazing.
I said whos house RUNS HOUSE
Say what?
Martin.. Martin .. say what
This movie is great. They should make a movie that revolves around just Lokie and Bartleby.
Loki made a double kill with one bullet.
A high-caliber pistol at point-blank range shot at two people who's skulls were literally right next to each other... hardly a trick shot.
ПичвајзПикчерс Two birds one stone
LabTech What was that, a .45?
looked like a desert eagle
TheDarkarrow7
Two birds stoned at once
MAAARTIIIIIN MARTIIIIIIN lmfao i love matt damon!!!!
Whose hooooooouse? RUN'S HOUUUUUUUSE!
I said Whose House
RUN’S HOUSE!!! SAID WHAT?!
No married man kisses his wife like that. xDDDDD
Loki’s face when he steps off the bus 😂
One of my all time favorites
That song and little dance he does at the end lol
When they finally step off the bus and Damon looks at Affleck with that grin, and it slowly fades before "Ron's House" kicks in.
Run's House, as in Run DMC.
@@BeardMan01 ohhhhhhhhh. Thanks for clarifying, admittedly I am a little too young to get that one, no knock.
The smile faded like "oh yeah...I just fucked up our ride......oops."
@@PimpMacSlickBac the movie they refer to Crushed Groove was one of the first big “hip hop” movies.. starring Run DMC🙌🏼. (Beastie Boys make a brief cameo)
@@kelvyquayo gotcha, thanks!
That weapon was a Desert Eagle. If he used 50 AE FMJ round and the man's and the woman's heads were so close together, there is a chance he killed both of them with one shot.
well... she wasn't in the group of people running off the bus soooooo....
That would have shattered every window and eardrum on that bus!
This shouldn't be as funny as it should be. It's just petty terrorism on a bus with cheating as a catalyst. But god damn, literally! This is just so perfect. The jazz song keying in at just the right moment and Loki just awkwardly reciting a rap song after it's all over is incredibly well timed.
You're right. He should have tortured them.
"Thou shalt not commit adultery" Enforced with total coolness.
Start walking in the opposite direction they were travelling lol
That's because the were trying to find another transportation company.
I don't get how Bartleby thinks Loki's reasoning is wrong...NO married man kisses his wife like that /:)
He knew the truth the whole time
That was beautiful, man.
“No married man kisses his wife like that.” So true.
you know I think its weird how after all these years I only just now noticed that their wearing opposite colors of each other.
I’m just realizing the guy on the bus is Jason lee.
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon stole this movie and Bartleby is one of the Affleck's best roles.
a very good reason why you shouldn't commit adultry
Dude kissing that girl, isn’t he snowball from Clerks? Lol dude looks exactly alike
Kid rock?
And Roddy in Mallrats and the tracer accuser in Chasing Amy.
This movie is one of my all time favorites it makes me think though how awesome it was the martin dance how other countries must watch this and have zero idea or later generations in America for that matter have no idea but it is ideal for this scene perfect
I think people who appreciate good comedy and have a modicum of intellect will be aware of the ‘essence’ of an obscure joke and fill in the blank with an undefined variable and still find it nearly has amusing.
I grew up in the 80s reading Mad Magazines which had mostly 70s jokes.. I think trying to figure out WHY certain things were funny taught me good deductive reasoning.. from freaking Mad Magazine… 😝
Whose House? Run's house! :D
I love Dogma, but I think it lost steam in the second half. I would have gladly watched a movie just about the antics of Loki and Bartleby.
Enjoy what you get. Peasant
MARTINNNNNNN, MARTINNNNNNNN 😂
I just realize that Matt Damon also played Loki in Thor 3
Exactly
the thing that disturbs me most is those seat covers used to be on the buses in northern ireland, company must have made a bomb globally with them, movies not bad
SAYYY WHAAT runninnn runinnn
i said martin... martin lmfao! oh matt
He bet money on "E.T." beating "Crush Groove"??? Classic!!!😂😂😂
My favourite scene!!!!!
I've watched this scene many times and I've only just noticed a weird flaw. They get off the bus and then walk back the way they came.
looks very uncomfortable back there
No married man kisses his wife
like that 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Are you stoned? 😂
Great, now we gotta walk!
Right after the music ends, you can hear someone shout “Why would he do that?!”
They started walking in the wrong direction.
Those bus seats. That is definitely a Van Gelder.
et came out in 82 krush groove came out in 85
Who are you to judge sin? And this is our House. The 👍😊 GOD FATHER house. Now all know.
Your channel is very cool
Why do all buses have that tacky pattern on their chairs
Stefanella Sizzarettia 10 questions science can’t answer
the pattern is designed to disencourage graffiti (true fact)
Stains are harder to see. It’s the same in my van. I’ve spilled coffee and hot sauce and did a half-ass job of cleaning afterward, but you can’t see a thing
Its designed like that as torture to drive you mad during your ride.
That smile though 2:30
I have daydreamed on the bus so many times wishing I had that gun.
Why?
0:30
Yes it will.
E.T. Still wins
Still better then Good Will Hunting 2 Hunting season.
I've always wondered why Bartleby debated Loki on the matter, even though the guy really was married and she wasn't his wife
Because Loki's sounds kinda dumb sometimes. Don't underestimate him, though.
Fires a Dezzy but it sounds like a .22
"Are you married?"
"Yes"
"To her?"
"Not your fuckin' business but no!"
BLAM!!!
Why are they walking back the way they came?
I'm thinking that the train station was in that direction.
@stewardo The movie is "Krush Groove". I didn't even understand that at first. Have people heard from this movie in the US? I think I speak for most europeans when I say: Never heard the movie title before, ever.
My favorite part @ 2:38.
Shouldn't they be walking the other way?
We don’t know the nearest exit or off ramp
MAAARTIIIN, MAAARTIIN
That Desert Eagle should have shattered most of the windows on that bus.
Nah. Not that much of a concussion, when the round exits the barrel. Way too much area, for the concussion to go, besides. Loud, for sure, but that's about it.
Always wonder that Loki only kills the guy or kills them both with one bullet?
Good question. We never see her run off the bus so I’m assuming she got hit too.
I actually think he killed them both. After all, we don't see her running off the bus. Being covered in blood, even.
0:45
I remember those buses
So good...
Whos house? RUUNNS HOOOOUUSSSE!
love scott mosier
wait, isn't the male adulterer the guy who said "That's beautiful man" in Clerks?
Kiano Uy Yep. And the guy giving Banky crap about being a "tracer" at the beginning of "Chasing Amy".
Look at you, you can even pass. How bout covering the point, Man U suck. 😂
Joe was a very empathetic nurse.
i thought it was funny when everybody was running off the bus
Why did they walk back the way the bus came? Surely that is the wrong way to Chicago.
Well technically......... adultery is sexual intercourse by a married person with someone not their married partner. Them two were just kissing (vigorously)
1:24
"Excuse me. Are you married?"
"Why?"
"I'm just curious."
"What do you think?"
*taps his shoulder*
"What?!"
"To her?"
"What?"
"Are you married to Her?"
"Not that it's any of your fuckin' business, but no! Why?"
Me: YOU FUCKIN' CHEAT!!!
2:00 *Kills him*
MOSIER!!!
Thanks, makes sense.
And Loki ruins their ride. They ever gonna get to Joisey anyway?
Scott Mosier just got his head exploded
I’m glad you weren’t the deciding member on a jury
Maw-innnn... Maw-innnn... XD
Why do they walk off in the opposite direction the bus was going. Presumably they were going where the bus was headed.
2:01 the most epicmoment XD
Guess he shot the girl too, huh? Don't think I saw her run out.