If the cards do fit I must acquit (Slay the Spire)

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  • @evanhalstead9940
    @evanhalstead9940 Місяць тому +250

    "There's not a shop nearby so I don't think I'll take the curse"
    Omamori with 2 charges sitting at the top of his screen: ...

  • @Rtgg-uj6ug
    @Rtgg-uj6ug Місяць тому +181

    I don’t want this series to end man, it’s so great to just relax after work and watch

    • @chasematranga1187
      @chasematranga1187 Місяць тому +29

      Hopefully he moves on to silent and ironclad. Dunno why he wouldn't, unless he's bored of the game. StS2 is on its way, he'd be doing himself a service getting all the way prepared for that game. Bunch of new viewers available at launch for that and if he's good at the game plus himself he could pick up thousands of new dedicated fans

    • @WhiteKnuckleRide512
      @WhiteKnuckleRide512 Місяць тому +6

      I’m praying to god he ends up checking out Downfall. I know he won’t, but still. The series would go so insanely hard

    • @photographyraptor
      @photographyraptor Місяць тому +3

      i dont think he wants fans that expect him to be cracked at strategy games

    • @TheQats
      @TheQats Місяць тому

      Wish he would run the daily’s

    • @chasematranga1187
      @chasematranga1187 Місяць тому

      @@photographyraptor I mean he's never gunna be truely cracked at the game cause he doesn't care to be, and I think he'd take new fans of all kinds. It's just $$$ at the end of the day. Money he deserves.

  • @WaterCat5
    @WaterCat5 Місяць тому +145

    Getting the comeuppance on gremlin nob was chef's kiss.

  • @internetman8015
    @internetman8015 Місяць тому +185

    Frame 1 cracked crown is fucking hilarious

  • @samthecowboy
    @samthecowboy Місяць тому +294

    nl got violet lotus and immediately goes “but i don’t want to stance dance this time” BROTHER YOU PICKED THE STANCE DANCE RELIC

    • @MiscFitt
      @MiscFitt Місяць тому +24

      THANK YOU. He takes multiple calm enablers and wrath enablers and says he doesn't want to stance dance with Lotus 😭

    • @sathrielsatanson
      @sathrielsatanson Місяць тому +3

      Come on, man, do you think he makes reasonable decisions he thinks through? :P

    • @phillystevesteak6982
      @phillystevesteak6982 Місяць тому +16

      The backseatimg community is growing in power every episode...

    • @samthecowboy
      @samthecowboy Місяць тому +3

      @@phillystevesteak6982 i hope that if he did read my comment he wouldnt take it too hard as backseating i mostly just thought it would be funny

    • @phillystevesteak6982
      @phillystevesteak6982 Місяць тому +6

      @@samthecowboy I gotcha but notice there's a LOT of people with that same thought process here. And - for example - if youve ever been teased excessively, you'll know it starts to feel a tidbit like bullying after a point.

  • @gold_beaked_flamingo7526
    @gold_beaked_flamingo7526 Місяць тому +111

    Eventually he will notice omamori and cursed key. Not copium.

  • @randomness5435
    @randomness5435 Місяць тому +493

    This man would rather spend 6 minutes micro-optimizing meat on the bone rather than spend 30 seconds sequencing his turn properly

    • @hushpuppi3
      @hushpuppi3 Місяць тому +29

      I could not believe it. AT LEAST looking at your attacks in hand is like step 0 when in wrath

    • @dude135791000
      @dude135791000 Місяць тому +6

      and then fail to do it even when there was an easy opportunity to

    • @Mysticfateee
      @Mysticfateee Місяць тому +4

      The fact that he didn't even factor in Tori as well 🤦‍♂If that was me after that moment i would have said "fuck it, this isn't worth the time"

    • @leon4875
      @leon4875 Місяць тому +7

      And we love it, dont we folks?

    • @ChicCanyon
      @ChicCanyon Місяць тому +3

      ​@leon4875 at this point if the answer isnt yes you're objectively wasting your time here 😂

  • @captive-audience
    @captive-audience Місяць тому +67

    all I’m gonna say is, if this was a run he played on stream, a lot of people would have gotten themselves banned

  • @redmenace7832
    @redmenace7832 Місяць тому +42

    *Hovers over the cards that will kill ya* "Well I'm not killing ya"

  • @LukeGeaney
    @LukeGeaney Місяць тому +50

    28:32 NL trying to break his own record for time spent in this room

  • @cookidevour
    @cookidevour Місяць тому +30

    nl attempting meatbone-maxxing but forgetting he was torii-pilled was just so perfect

    • @Zeffpenguin
      @Zeffpenguin Місяць тому +4

      And then Tori procking only for him to fish for taking 4 damage, which he couldn’t do because of the Tori he just got reminded of lol

  • @martinbalke1843
    @martinbalke1843 Місяць тому +96

    Has 2 FNEs, tantrum, both eruption and vigilance upgraded, and then picks lotus. "I don't want this to be a stance dancing deck" BROTHER! It already is!

    • @Muffinmurdurer
      @Muffinmurdurer Місяць тому +6

      I know people who pray for decks like that with relics like those and he's out here saying he doesn't even want any of it man

  • @danieleads2836
    @danieleads2836 Місяць тому +36

    I swear he has a personal vendetta against a stance dancing build

    • @chazwwe
      @chazwwe Місяць тому +2

      Its what carried him for a long while so finds it 'boring' its the same stuff that happened in the previous series. He doesn't want to do the same decks to keep things interesting.

    • @cringekid3993
      @cringekid3993 Місяць тому +28

      @@chazwwe brother weve only seen wish scry decks for the past week

    • @asdasd-rp9hx
      @asdasd-rp9hx Місяць тому +10

      ​@@chazwwe that is not why. 😂 its that stance dance hasn't worked for him in higher levels so he thinks its bad. does this all the time

  • @benlavine6259
    @benlavine6259 Місяць тому +60

    11:00 bro the omamori

    • @kevinjockey12
      @kevinjockey12 Місяць тому +1

      What’s worse is that it was a 50/50 for a curse so it could have been free.
      Edit: Nevermind

  • @hauntedpepsican
    @hauntedpepsican Місяць тому +19

    “we’re making some silly decisions here” proceeds to exist wrath and then use a strike

  • @Gijjers
    @Gijjers Місяць тому +44

    Back in high school they used to call NL the White Bronco. In spite of that tragedy

  • @tired4432
    @tired4432 Місяць тому +49

    53:30 missed lethal on the timekeeper. He had 8 cards he could play and 7 energy after exiting calm, Timekeeper has 172 health.
    Card 1: Eruption - 1 energy, 9 damage
    Card 2: Sands of Time - 0 energy, 52 damage
    Card 3: Wallop - 2 energy, 24 damage
    Card 4: Insight, - 0 energy
    Card 5: Tantrum - 1 energy, 18 damage
    Card 6: Bowling Bash - 1 energy, 20 damage
    Card 7: Strike - 1 energy, 18 damage
    Card 8: Conclude - 1 energy, 32 damage
    Total Cards: 8
    Total Energy: 7
    Total Damage: 173
    To be fair that's a tough line and its exact numbers, but on A20 you gotta do the math. You can't just eyeball the last boss. Also if he didn't draw an attack off the insight he was cooked but he was cooked anyway.

    • @masterplusmargarita
      @masterplusmargarita Місяць тому +17

      Brother you have to know NL ain't doing that math.
      Also - you very much can eyeball the last boss on A20. Got plenty of wins under my belt without puzzling it out to that extent. Could I have a higher winrate if I did? Probably, yeah. Do I find sitting there doing all the combinatorics every turn fun? Nah brother I'm just gonna take the line that I think is probably best and if that isn't good enough oh well, at least I enjoyed the ride.

    • @sathrielsatanson
      @sathrielsatanson Місяць тому +3

      @@masterplusmargarita Agreed, even on A20 you get those runs where you can play with your eyes closed: bottled Apotheosis, most Dead Branch runs or Mummified Hand Creative AI Defect runs.

    • @hushpuppi3
      @hushpuppi3 Місяць тому +7

      @@masterplusmargarita The point is he should have been doing the math. His build wasn't overly OP enough to warrant not doing it.

    • @SerialBull
      @SerialBull Місяць тому +21

      gods weakest type a chatter

  • @KecalMilenium
    @KecalMilenium Місяць тому +7

    "Maybe I should take more risks"... proceeds to play Wish for plated most hallway fights. >.

  • @ximz-6413
    @ximz-6413 Місяць тому +4

    33:51 "take two, uh" made me snap upright in my chair like i was having war flashbacks

  • @ChefChucko
    @ChefChucko Місяць тому +8

    I can't believe he was the Slay Harbor Butcher all along

  • @carlosdemare1599
    @carlosdemare1599 Місяць тому +1

    the math is mathing. so proud of NL actually calculating the turns

  • @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX
    @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX Місяць тому +25

    4:40
    finally gets punished for exiting wrath before playing all his attacks
    It's a miracle he's made it this far with that habit 😳

    • @sathrielsatanson
      @sathrielsatanson Місяць тому +2

      Well, he can play decently and sometimes Spire just hand you the wins :D

    • @hushpuppi3
      @hushpuppi3 Місяць тому +4

      He does it so often I'm surprised he actually noticed this time

    • @PisToNsSH
      @PisToNsSH Місяць тому +3

      He loves entering Calm just to play Empty Fist for no reason too. I'm here for the misplays lol

    • @sathrielsatanson
      @sathrielsatanson Місяць тому

      @@PisToNsSH If you're refering to this video he had Violet Lotus so it wasn't for no reason.

    • @PisToNsSH
      @PisToNsSH Місяць тому +1

      @@sathrielsatanson 3:59 is what I'm talking about. He does this pretty regularly.

  • @Spacecow-q3e
    @Spacecow-q3e Місяць тому +24

    I've noticed NL has been rushing these past few videos, despite them being longer than your average 40 min run and subsequently making many simple mistakes.
    19:21 "Well I'm not killin ya.." He says as he has 42 dmg from strike dummy (which he already dissed the game for giving him), and the enemy has 40 HP.
    Not to mention yesterday's run could have easily been an A20 winner if he had just slowed down a little more.

    • @sathrielsatanson
      @sathrielsatanson Місяць тому +2

      This past few videos? Mate, he has been rushing for most of the series. It's so bad that even he remarked on it plenty... not that it made any difference because he's still rushing regardless.

  • @tommyg421
    @tommyg421 Місяць тому +23

    19:20 bro had lethal and said well im not killing ya

    • @tommyg421
      @tommyg421 Місяць тому +2

      Bro played strike instead of conclude at 25:30… I can’t believe some of the plays 😂

    • @wxyz7776
      @wxyz7776 Місяць тому +1

      i dont blame him for forgetting strike dummy

  • @sloesty
    @sloesty Місяць тому +42

    He will never respect cut through fate man...

    • @Zeffpenguin
      @Zeffpenguin Місяць тому +7

      Or Ragnarok, or getting strength off Wish
      He loves playing 500 cards a turn to accomplish nothing with the best character in the game

    • @williammitchell6254
      @williammitchell6254 Місяць тому

      The strength IS the weakest option​@@Zeffpenguin

    • @Zeffpenguin
      @Zeffpenguin Місяць тому +1

      @@williammitchell6254 Yeah, if you build your deck like shit, Strength is almost always the best choice

    • @sloesty
      @sloesty Місяць тому +2

      @@Zeffpenguin almost beat Ascension 20 and still doesn't respect how much better strikes are than defends, especially early when watcher can end encounters in one turn.

    • @Zeffpenguin
      @Zeffpenguin Місяць тому +1

      @@sloesty Eh, he always cuts a defend before a strike, and I don't think the strat, personally, is to just cut every defend from the deck on the average run when like 5-6 cards are removed

  • @Trevor21230
    @Trevor21230 Місяць тому +3

    19:20
    "Well I'm not killin ya..."
    >Literally has legal thanks to Strike Dummy

  • @Luis-kv8zc
    @Luis-kv8zc Місяць тому +19

    In the first 20 seconds he's already becoming the joker

    • @ihave2cows
      @ihave2cows Місяць тому +4

      The jonkler*

    • @JD-wu5pf
      @JD-wu5pf Місяць тому +2

      ​@@ihave2cowsAnybody else up jonklin theyself?

  • @bdubbs
    @bdubbs Місяць тому +13

    i love you peloton man

  • @benlavine6259
    @benlavine6259 Місяць тому +36

    28:26 he’s on a 20 and he doesn’t know how bowling bash works

    • @davidballantyne4492
      @davidballantyne4492 Місяць тому +2

      The thing is, he also does. In other runs were he had + strength he knew BB was a multi-hit attack.

  • @Doll873
    @Doll873 Місяць тому +3

    13:49 Me trying to sound tough for my neolithic era crush during the tribal duel moments before my untimely demise.

  • @hmmmooops
    @hmmmooops Місяць тому +3

    30:44 When the short funny man checks behind my mom's door during my first playthrough

  • @osgrace3341
    @osgrace3341 Місяць тому +3

    If you ever feel useless remember the block potion at 37:43

  • @hibik420
    @hibik420 Місяць тому +14

    Missed lethal on Time Eater because he was playing Slimes while in Wrath with a hand full of attacks. and skipping a guaranteed relic because he forgot Omamori would negate the curse. This seed felt unlosable and somehow he clutches defeat from the jaws of victory, insanity.

  • @nyahgust
    @nyahgust Місяць тому +16

    timekeeper is this man's worst enemy

    • @sonofhades57
      @sonofhades57 Місяць тому

      Time Keeper is everyone's enemy. Time Keeper has no friends.

  • @DrBraxel
    @DrBraxel Місяць тому +2

    38:48 The therapist when, after years of being betrayed and gaslit, I am being uncooperative but he has a plan for me.

  • @meemdlmao5978
    @meemdlmao5978 Місяць тому +21

    We’re guys, of course we

  • @fr00t_salad
    @fr00t_salad Місяць тому +1

    a nice tasteful oj reference gets me pogged up in the evening

  • @TwoDementedGuys
    @TwoDementedGuys Місяць тому +3

    6:05 Me when I make hardboiled eggs in the microwave

  • @MKyle_H85
    @MKyle_H85 Місяць тому +5

    I just want to say that I love slay the spire but I suck at it, finally though, after 100hrs and using some strategy I’ve picked I’m up in these videos I’ve finally managed to beat the heart on the watcher!

    • @sathrielsatanson
      @sathrielsatanson Місяць тому +1

      2-3 Talk to the Hands and Heart is hopeless.

    • @MKyle_H85
      @MKyle_H85 Місяць тому +2

      @@sathrielsatanson that’s what I did, 3 upgraded talk to the hands and I used omniscience on one of them also

    • @sathrielsatanson
      @sathrielsatanson Місяць тому +1

      @@MKyle_H85 good decision, works like a charm :D

  • @micolashcage267
    @micolashcage267 Місяць тому +1

    That Repulser fight is a thing of beauty.

  • @ranoutofcharact
    @ranoutofcharact Місяць тому

    Skipping a guaranteed relic then destroying the avocado. The duality of egg

  • @connorking984
    @connorking984 Місяць тому +4

    My man was putting the work in on this one, doing the math between multiple options like four times on this run and doing his diligence on meat on the bone(trying at least).. Great work Ryan!

    • @sathrielsatanson
      @sathrielsatanson Місяць тому +2

      Was he now? He literally died in the first 5 minutes because he exited Wrath before playing the last strike and the missing 9 damage was how much he was short from killing the Nob. So you must have been late or watching a different video :D

  • @Tacomnivore
    @Tacomnivore Місяць тому +1

    !!YOU CAN SKIP CHESTS WHEN YOU HAVE CURSED KEY!!

  • @slackateer
    @slackateer Місяць тому

    You got this brother 🎉🎉🎉 tomorrow's run for sure!

  • @borgar1765
    @borgar1765 Місяць тому +1

    Spiker Play II: The Repulsing

  • @GodChaos333
    @GodChaos333 Місяць тому +2

    He did a good job all thing's considered. Time eater is just a hard fight to plan around. Its very different. Could he have won if he played things out differently? Maybe. But time eater just sucks on the best of days.

    • @sathrielsatanson
      @sathrielsatanson Місяць тому

      You have to be prepared for that. On A20 it's 2/3 chances that you will fight Tim so yeah...

  • @sonofhades57
    @sonofhades57 Місяць тому

    The first ten seconds of this video were a very, very ominous omen.

  • @dubudubu2442
    @dubudubu2442 Місяць тому +5

    I lose my mind when he plays cards before spirit shield even when he’s gonna play it anyway

  • @JeDiArmon
    @JeDiArmon Місяць тому +1

    Another extremely satisfying run to watch. So glad you came back to STS NL it's been a treat to watch. Top tier gameplay banter baby

  • @whackareal
    @whackareal Місяць тому +1

    This is devastating form

  • @markfuller341
    @markfuller341 Місяць тому

    trying to take 4 damage with Tori for 5 minutes is pure pog

  • @violetceles8849
    @violetceles8849 Місяць тому

    The man will never not be omamori blind

  • @loftshot9169
    @loftshot9169 Місяць тому

    I wasn't refreshing waiting for the fresh content! I wasn't!

  • @Mysticfateee
    @Mysticfateee Місяць тому

    Honestly surprised he didn't just instantly end the run and start again with that relic swap

  • @ashsmith1913
    @ashsmith1913 Місяць тому +1

    Okay okay he's OJ posting

  • @davidballantyne4492
    @davidballantyne4492 Місяць тому

    NL and exiting Wrath before playing all his attacks, name a more iconic duo.

    • @davidballantyne4492
      @davidballantyne4492 Місяць тому +1

      I suppose there's also Having Omimori and avoiding Curses.

  • @SL3DApps
    @SL3DApps Місяць тому +6

    NL would’ve had 1 hp left in the end and a chance to win if he just played the left most Insight first before Spirit Shield

  • @MC_heart4
    @MC_heart4 Місяць тому +9

    We're homeless guys, of course we use the local library to see the egg get A20

    • @none5020
      @none5020 Місяць тому +1

      C'mon man, just get a phone and unlimited is like 50 a month. Panhandle for a day it could make you 50-200 depending on where you at. Just get an ambiguous sign and don't approach let people come to you.

    • @MC_heart4
      @MC_heart4 Місяць тому

      @@none5020 I'd rather buy drugs.

  • @benlavine6259
    @benlavine6259 Місяць тому +1

    30:22 and after all that he decided to keep trying to get meat on the bone to proc LMAO

  • @elguty4045
    @elguty4045 Місяць тому +2

    I think we can all agree that the Slay the spire revival is probably the best NL solo content in years

  • @ickyog
    @ickyog Місяць тому

    When you do the math right but you're still wrong (had lethal)

  • @elusivetrapdoorspider
    @elusivetrapdoorspider Місяць тому

    33:25 James getting in the giant peach after 6 shots and a cocktail

  • @deetsitmeisterjd
    @deetsitmeisterjd Місяць тому

    We ALL rhyme when the egg's in time.

  • @ashleyneku5432
    @ashleyneku5432 Місяць тому +3

    I'm always upset when I get Omamori too late to make use of it.
    But it's pretty gnarly to see somebody get it and then ignore it entirely when it can be useful.
    It's so good, man. You gotta use it, for all the times I couldn't.

  • @DadShark
    @DadShark Місяць тому

    0:12 Anyone else scrub the video ahead as soon as he says "cracked crown" just to make sure he doesn't just die in the first 15 minutes?

  • @zoom3184
    @zoom3184 Місяць тому

    The "A" in Type A stands for Ascension

  • @Halokon
    @Halokon Місяць тому +3

    Is there a way to make the omamori icon bigger for NL alone? Like huge, half the screen?

    • @GarudaRamudasRumpusRoom
      @GarudaRamudasRumpusRoom Місяць тому

      honestly, i think it would be pretty cool QoL if StS 2 lets you pin certain relics to another region of the screen or the front of your relic list. ink bottle stocks would be soaring

    • @bsuns123123
      @bsuns123123 Місяць тому

      It should flash during events like certain other relics do.

  • @andrewdant2780
    @andrewdant2780 Місяць тому

    Local man does NOT understand stance dancing. More at 11.

  • @sathrielsatanson
    @sathrielsatanson Місяць тому +3

    You can not make this up: that man is refusing to spend 15 seconds to count the damage to not die but he spends 5 minutes to heal 7 hp. Wow.

  • @silent-science
    @silent-science Місяць тому

    we're slay the spire folks, of course we- TORIIIIIIII
    TORIIIIIII HELP MEEEEE

  • @TsieLeMoswang
    @TsieLeMoswang Місяць тому

    Timbo has got your number

  • @andrewdant2780
    @andrewdant2780 Місяць тому +3

    Only guy I know who would play a block potion and a weak potion, then end up with exactly 12 block left over after the enemy attacks 🤣

  • @beanie7965
    @beanie7965 Місяць тому

    Ironically an Alpha would've been great in that last fight.

  • @quillfeather8947
    @quillfeather8947 Місяць тому

    his fuckign reaction to tori triggering after spending several turns tryna farm meat on the bone im cryin

  • @rorywhyte6722
    @rorywhyte6722 Місяць тому +3

    Call me the 4th character coz I am WATCHING brother

  • @andytheaardvark1
    @andytheaardvark1 Місяць тому

    we're NL guys of course we still get excited about slay the spire even though the game drought is officially over

  • @MegaMooneclipse
    @MegaMooneclipse Місяць тому

    Northernlion is the new dr Seuss

  • @creamu2roblox
    @creamu2roblox Місяць тому

    Oh no all those insights

  • @pieb0y1
    @pieb0y1 Місяць тому

    Name a better duo than NL and exiting wrath then playing an attack

  • @styx85
    @styx85 17 днів тому

    I would like a Meat on the Bone warning on upcoming runs, please.

  • @xxvmvxx
    @xxvmvxx Місяць тому +2

    23:10 peeing is important for your mental

  • @mustard9933
    @mustard9933 Місяць тому

    he kinda got lost in the sauce with the act 2 boss huh. fun attempt :)

  • @Joe_Molotov
    @Joe_Molotov Місяць тому +2

    omamori

  • @WhiteShyGuy
    @WhiteShyGuy Місяць тому

    Feel like nl really under values the strength from wish. It makes wrath stance even more busted and scales great with tantrum, ragnarok, flying sleeves etc

  • @photographyraptor
    @photographyraptor Місяць тому

    i like the part where he lets nob live and then nob kills him.

  • @rafaelaznar4801
    @rafaelaznar4801 Місяць тому

    When I'm at the playing an attack after exiting wrath competition but my opponent is NL 😳

  • @zexis
    @zexis Місяць тому

    Fun run

  • @dukev9469
    @dukev9469 Місяць тому +1

    I was planning to sleep 😂

  • @swill6500
    @swill6500 Місяць тому

    i believe. he will beat watcher a20 with no snecko

  • @mightypi5445
    @mightypi5445 Місяць тому

    just wondering when A20 with act 4 will happen with each class.

  • @Jeremy-morin
    @Jeremy-morin Місяць тому

    Has omamori, skips relic curse event

  • @Valron87
    @Valron87 Місяць тому

    I'm loving this series but I guess it's time to end it because this comment section is giving me big 2019 vibes. The Type As can't stop themselves, take me back to timestamp + meme meta

  • @momoaa
    @momoaa Місяць тому

    Today is the day

  • @Deedledoodlit
    @Deedledoodlit Місяць тому

    I havent watched beyond 2 minutes but broken crown might actually be a straight buff for NL, hopefully he will skip a card reward here or there.

    • @sathrielsatanson
      @sathrielsatanson Місяць тому

      He died before minute 5 because he exited Wrath and then died to the Nob :D

  • @EikaMikiku
    @EikaMikiku 17 днів тому

    I get why he doesn't like to stream this game now!

  • @infamousDynaset
    @infamousDynaset Місяць тому

    Nl we started playing slay same time as i think u out grown me

  • @Quizzymato
    @Quizzymato Місяць тому +1

    Edited by: Luke 50¥

  • @SerialBull
    @SerialBull Місяць тому

    these comments are sending me back to 2017

  • @squid_pro_quo
    @squid_pro_quo Місяць тому

    Slay the spire 20 seconds ago no views? Say less

  • @ethanstump
    @ethanstump Місяць тому

    The amount of times he doesn't pay attention to his relic's is staggering. While I understand a good pace is necessary, imitates speed runners without the required forethought it takes to speed run. I know, why don't you do it yourself. But it's contradictory to say everythings fine then act like it's not.