There are rules and they are that you can not wish death or hurt anyone you can not wish for love and you can not wish for bringing someone back to life
For those who don't understand, the genie would scare the man *half to death*. His ex-wife is bound to recieve double of that, so the genie would have to scare his ex-wife COMPLETELY to death, a.k.a. his ex-wife will die.
@@gamercsx9805 Genies will do anything they can to screw you over. Unless you explain the wish in such a way that there is no debating your full intent, and no loophole to exploit, the Genie will find some way to twist it around. He would take "I want to be extremely obsessed with my ex-wife" and twist it to mean her specifically and make it "she will be doubly obsessed with your ex-wife" which would be herself.
@@gamercsx9805 Then you would be obsessed with yourself, and she might be doubly obsessed with you, but it might not be in the way you want it. Like she could become some crazy psycho stalker and try and kill you.
Of they say : everything u wish for the persom u hate the most will get 99x Me: GIMME 1000TRILLON GINNE: DONE ME : GIMME 100 HUGE MANSION GIENNE: DONE ME: kill me 1% GIENNE : dang ur smart but done 🗿 The karen: 💀☠️😵💫😵
Now it's me to give the for those who don't get it :the man said he wants to be scared half to death and if the ex is getting scared twice and once is half then it obviously means the ex will die, because she has 1 life - half =0.5 - 0.5=0😂
The first time I heard a version of this joke was from a comic named Dave Allen over forty years ago. The catch was that a neighbor that he had a long feud with would get twice as much. First wish was for money, the second wish was for ten of the most beautiful women to be in love with him, and the third was to cut his sex drive in half. Google Dave Allen, he did jokes, and skits.
If it was 4 wishes I would wish 1.80 million pounds 2.1 mansion that comes with 3 super cars 3. I inherit everything from my ex when she dies 4. Scare me half to deaf ! YEAY Now I'm rich
1) I wish to become the richest human (how will my ex-wife get twice as much?) 2) I wish to get married to my ideal woman. (rest assured, my ideal woman would hate my ex-wife. and my ex will marry two of them) 3) I wish for my ex-wife to gift me all her money and properties. (my ex-wife doesn't has an ex-wife) sincerely, this is a better way to get all benefit and screw the life of my ex-wife. I don't want her dead. I want her cursing the day she meet me.
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Last wish bring me back to my ex 💀💀
Two ex husbands 😂
“Okay but now your ex wife is with her 2 ex husbands”💀
NO
There are rules and they are that you can not wish death or hurt anyone you can not wish for love and you can not wish for bringing someone back to life
@@dutcharmy7744it can be a loveless marriage?
* Man gets scared half to death* Man, that was terrifying * The ex-wife* 💀
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that's the joke!
@@hasoaxe lol
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@@hasoaxe EXACTLY
Literally just say “in my name” then they have it but it’s in your name 💀
Yeah but she will have double with her name
@@ganeshchno it will be double with his name
@@ganeshchgenie logic, it is in the husband's name
That's actually pretty smart!
Wrong a actually popular UA-camr did this and said that she has double in her name because it’s SHE gets double of what HE gets
Man: “Scare me half way to death.”
The ex:😵
We have the same way of thinking my brother
How about wishing for a girlfriend you cannot leave
His ex would get 2 girlfriends😂😂
Thata funny
@@sitadevimuthkhod2574
Modern times, Modern things......
@@KRISH57676what???
@@AnnaPerse
Same gender sh!t
I would like to donate 1 of my kidney
BRUH😂
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@@UTKC_Officer_Smiles😅
LOL 😂🤣
Lol 😂
“Make her give me half of the stuff”🗿
Thats genius ngl
Thn you will give her full of ur staff😂
She would get more stuff thi
@@MyKingWearsACrownOfThornsthat's not a good idea
@@MyKingWearsACrownOfThorns Try harder to understand videos better next time lil bro, that was a stupid idea.
The genie at the end: I was not expecting that.
Genie: I am sorry if this scares you half to death, but your ex wife has been scared to death 💀
I saw this one but the end was
''i want you to beat me half to death''
"Last wish, give me a mild heart attack"💀💀💀
For those who don't understand, the genie would scare the man *half to death*. His ex-wife is bound to recieve double of that, so the genie would have to scare his ex-wife COMPLETELY to death, a.k.a. his ex-wife will die.
I thought i understood till i read your comment😂
it’s an old joke, the original punchline is ‘beat’
Ohhh thank you
The original was better with "can I sell one kidney" because the Ex gets guaranteed death💀
😂🎉😅
Genie: You've been working very hard in the past few years.
Man: *Was just banging his head on a wall.*
Last wish: i want double of whatever my ex-wife receives
💥boom💥
✨ infinite money glitch✨😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Lol
Damn bro
Ex gets double of that
why would I care that my ex wife gets double?
People need to get their ego checked
Depends on why she’s your ex. Lotta crazy bitches out there who would use everything they have to make your life hell.
Third wish can also be "i want to be extremely obsessed with my ex wife...so she will be 2 times more obsessed
Genie logic, she'd be 2 times obsessed with herself.
@@AzureKyle but i to you opposite would be you to i
@@gamercsx9805 Genies will do anything they can to screw you over. Unless you explain the wish in such a way that there is no debating your full intent, and no loophole to exploit, the Genie will find some way to twist it around. He would take "I want to be extremely obsessed with my ex-wife" and twist it to mean her specifically and make it "she will be doubly obsessed with your ex-wife" which would be herself.
@@AzureKyle then what would happen if I had said "i want to be extremely obsessed with me" cause what you are saying sounds something like this
@@gamercsx9805 Then you would be obsessed with yourself, and she might be doubly obsessed with you, but it might not be in the way you want it. Like she could become some crazy psycho stalker and try and kill you.
Better strategie: ask double of what you want for the first 2 wishes and then ask him to take away half of what you own
What if how it works is he just applies the effect to the ex wife twice?
Then she'd have the same as the ex husband
@@lavakater9851 But she'd still lose everything she owns. Even if she received more, everything she owns is taken away.
If you get x, she'll get 2x
Now you get x/2 removed, she'll only get x removed
She still have more than you😮
Or, "For the last wish I'd like to donate a kidney".
*Genie scaring her 25% to death*💀
His intelligence transcends dimensions 😮
"the Gini" 💀
He should have wished to fight prime Mike Tyson for 10 seconds😂
Doesn’t a Genie say that They can’t Kill People?
I thought he was gonna say "beat me half to death"
That's painful
"For my last wish take half of everything I just wished for"💀💀💀
I low key that he was gonna say “now get rid of half” but he would have had to pick two mansions to do that
Why don't u ask "take half of my money"
"scare me half to death" his wife Calling 911
I was waiting for a half life joke.
Bro has unlimited brain cells
I will ask to be a infinity celebrity 😊😊
I would like to give half of whatever i got from my wishes to my ex wife 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Are you sure you wouldn't want a mild heart attack?"
I thought he was gonna wish to blind one of his eyes 😂
This is post traumatic stress hallucinations...
The voice change when explaining the second wish is doubled...😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️
Had me on the first 2 seconds ngl💀
THE GENIE SCARES HIM*
HIS EX DEAD💀
THE MAN TAKES ALL STUFF
TWO MANSIONS,30MILLION,HER FUINRUAL
So nice of the lord giving the woman even more parrots to take care of
Bro just had to wish that he loose half his wealth in his third wish.. He isnt smart...😂
Geanie be like why tf am i in human world they always try something unexpected 😅😂
"Why do women never take rejections calmly?"
Man: gets scared half to death
Ex wife: dies
"i wanna have a beautiful wife"
in the first two wishes, you get whatever you want. then in the last wish, you say, "disappear half of the things you've given to me" Checkmate !
The Man: scared half to death.
TheWoman: scared double half to death.
Still not a wise move...
That's a Simpsons joke.
Last wish: i wish we are back together
thats is smart😂
The original ends with "blind me one eye"
Last wish, make make my ex-wife have half of everything I own
I wish i get back to my bf before this happens to me too😭
“Now give her half of my stuff” 🍷🗿
Bro owned 30m dollars and 3 mansions my guy so SMARTTTTTTTTTTTT
"And for my last wish i want you to make me fall in love with my ex again" is what i thought would happen
Last wish trippin' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“I wish to give all my assets with ‘my name.’”
Also since it’s double, she’ll technically then me in debt by all of that
And if the marriage was never formally divorced he could inherit his ex-wife’s mansions and money.
Why not wish for everything that your ex has? If your wish is granted beforehand, she’ll have nothing and you’ll get the bonuses from the wishes
“I want 10 million, I want two mansions,I want half my things to be gone” *the man with 5 mil and a mansion when the woman has nothing*😎
He is smart😂😂🎉🎉❤❤
Lmaoo, he *DOES’T* inherit *ANY* of that considering their *NOT* married anymore
"Gini" XD
He should wish to lose half of what he got from the genie😂
I thought he was going to say”you have reached the Bluetooth service”😭
I wouldve said "make me get rid of half of what I asked you" so the ex wife gets nothing
What a genius😂
Last wish:
Get me a girlfriend 💀
What if u don't have an ex 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Genius
I would say take one kidney from me😂😂
Of they say : everything u wish for the persom u hate the most will get 99x
Me: GIMME 1000TRILLON
GINNE: DONE
ME : GIMME 100 HUGE MANSION
GIENNE: DONE
ME: kill me 1%
GIENNE : dang ur smart but done 🗿
The karen: 💀☠️😵💫😵
I would rather wish to lose half of my wealth and the ex will loose the double of half her wealth
A man bangs his head in the wall
You have been working really hard for the past years
Me:WTH💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
“for my last wish, i would like you to take half my money”
That's not going to work
So no one's gonna talk bout the man casually banging his head to a wall at the beginning
The last wish: Guaranteed 12 hours of sleeping everyday
That's genius but I would have wished my ex-wife Love Me Again
His last wish should of been : Now take all the stuff that my ex wife recieved😂❤🎉😮😅😊
You could’ve just wished “half of my inventory gets stolen by me”
Smart move😂
Only 2 wishes needed:
1st wish for $$$$.
2nd wish for loosing half the $$$$.
I thought it was for him to have a bigger thing
Plont twist: the Ex wife got to scare him two times😈
Just ask for double of whatever you want and then for the final wsh just ask gor half of it to be removes
He could have had it as his first wish, so his ex-wife would never receive anything.
You said it yourself, he's boring 😂
Smart man
Now it's me to give the for those who don't get it :the man said he wants to be scared half to death and if the ex is getting scared twice and once is half then it obviously means the ex will die, because she has 1 life - half =0.5 - 0.5=0😂
I thought he was gonna ask for +5 inches 💀💀
gini😂😂
Just say this:
Wish 1: 2 trillion dollars.
Wish 2: 2 of the nicest and biggest mansions.
Wish 3: Take half of my things away :)
The first time I heard a version of this joke was from a comic named Dave Allen over forty years ago. The catch was that a neighbor that he had a long feud with would get twice as much. First wish was for money, the second wish was for ten of the most beautiful women to be in love with him, and the third was to cut his sex drive in half. Google Dave Allen, he did jokes, and skits.
Hahaha halarius
Plz shut up and go to bed
My wishes infinite money,my grand mother to come in this country,infinite wishes
😛😛😜😜🤪🤪😎😎
Its a great day to be single
"The gini" 😂
If it was 4 wishes I would wish
1.80 million pounds
2.1 mansion that comes with 3 super cars
3. I inherit everything from my ex when she dies
4. Scare me half to deaf !
YEAY Now I'm rich
3 wishes
It is a good thing genie doesn’t really exist, because a lot of people would be wished away.
1) I wish to become the richest human (how will my ex-wife get twice as much?)
2) I wish to get married to my ideal woman. (rest assured, my ideal woman would hate my ex-wife. and my ex will marry two of them)
3) I wish for my ex-wife to gift me all her money and properties. (my ex-wife doesn't has an ex-wife)
sincerely, this is a better way to get all benefit and screw the life of my ex-wife. I don't want her dead. I want her cursing the day she meet me.