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  • Опубліковано 29 гру 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @cdm966
    @cdm966 Рік тому +12654

    This might be the saddest invention I've ever seen. The only way they could make it sadder is by marketing it to people with deceased partners

    • @Elizahteb
      @Elizahteb Рік тому +747

      Would that count as necrophiIia?

    • @belle8732
      @belle8732 Рік тому +666

      @@Elizahteb no wtf 💀

    • @captainroberts6318
      @captainroberts6318 Рік тому +167

      Something like that will happen, it's not a matter of if but when

    • @volvo09
      @volvo09 Рік тому +1

      This is truly fugged up! What!!! How not sexy.
      I could never imagine myself in any experience where this would be viable. It's repulsive, and as tacky as can be.

    • @justacursedpfpwithsomesubs7130
      @justacursedpfpwithsomesubs7130 Рік тому +254

      Damn. Shit just went from sad to morbid real quick.

  • @AnthologyOfDave
    @AnthologyOfDave Рік тому +4956

    Charlie is the only person I can think of that describes things with "stinky" "goober" "doofus" and it always cracks me up.

    • @judfps
      @judfps Рік тому +104

      i started saying goober because of him, great word

    • @musicrinda
      @musicrinda Рік тому +57

      Remember 'goofy'.

    • @SomeRandoDum
      @SomeRandoDum Рік тому +31

      I use goofy, stinky, goober and doofus because of charlie

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Рік тому +1

      Not to mention he has the greatest kissing form of all time

    • @exentybyte4499
      @exentybyte4499 Рік тому +3

      I wanna describe things with "stinky" "goober" "Goofy" and "doofus"

  • @DogsWithPurpose
    @DogsWithPurpose Рік тому +5875

    Imagine having this, the Vr helmet, and the voice box. You will literally look like some gadget amalgamation

    • @topkek996
      @topkek996 Рік тому +436

      "From the moment I realized the weakness of my flesh..."

    • @captainanus8131
      @captainanus8131 Рік тому +231

      @@topkek996 “it disgusted me”

    • @monkemonkerson5620
      @monkemonkerson5620 Рік тому +90

      Like how the GameBoy had so many add-ons for it. It just becomes a Frankenstein abomination, lol.

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 Рік тому +30

      *we have the technology*

    • @Mastashakenbake
      @Mastashakenbake Рік тому +11

      Reminds me of that Aqua Teen Hunger Force Episode where Shake and Carl get the VR helmet.

  • @nyoomper
    @nyoomper Рік тому +192

    gonna be honest when i saw the thumbnail i thought it was a phone fleshlight attachment

    • @k-sf1ld
      @k-sf1ld 8 місяців тому +11

      it isn't?

    • @kingillager
      @kingillager 7 місяців тому

      @@k-sf1ld r u srs

    • @-fireball65-
      @-fireball65- 4 місяці тому

      Same

    • @yaboiedgar
      @yaboiedgar 3 місяці тому

      It basically is, but it's just not big enough for the full cock.

  • @theberserker222
    @theberserker222 Рік тому +15205

    I just love when Charlie just jumps on random companies to just complain or advertise them

    • @BestOfAnimalss
      @BestOfAnimalss Рік тому +84

      It's called sponsorship

    • @FatherOfWIS
      @FatherOfWIS Рік тому +171

      @Patrick39 bros in every comment💀

    • @navoneel
      @navoneel Рік тому +1

      @Patrick39 I'M BETTER THAN YOUR PARENTS RAISING YOU UP LMAO

    • @Bruhhduz
      @Bruhhduz Рік тому +4

      @@FatherOfWIS its a bot

    • @FrickYourHandle
      @FrickYourHandle Рік тому +36

      Just like when he just did just that just… yenno

  • @cloudfair7
    @cloudfair7 Рік тому +4353

    One small step for man, one giant leap for weird ass tech that nobody asked for

    • @paulablack1863
      @paulablack1863 Рік тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

    • @BestOfAnimalss
      @BestOfAnimalss Рік тому +1

      Dope

    • @EffYouMan
      @EffYouMan Рік тому +13

      I asked for this

    • @iPervy
      @iPervy Рік тому +12

      Oddly enough noone ask for this video, but charlie knew we did.

    • @jsbzoh6
      @jsbzoh6 Рік тому

      You commented one minute after he posted this video. How did you know immediately? Just luck?

  • @WankersCramp69
    @WankersCramp69 Рік тому +1559

    I have never seen a company literally convert raw sadness into an actual product before.

    • @riccardodellorto4267
      @riccardodellorto4267 Рік тому +53

      Basically only fans

    • @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy
      @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy Рік тому

      @@riccardodellorto4267 sex work has been around for a long time brother, I can guarantee that you’ve wacked it to the hub before. These silicone lips just for kissing, not even sex, are a whole different breed though💀💀

    • @d0ubleg78
      @d0ubleg78 Рік тому +27

      What about body pillow manufacturers?

    • @realryleu
      @realryleu Рік тому +15

      Replika?

    • @quintinstilianou4295
      @quintinstilianou4295 Рік тому +7

      Slaverty

  • @mecaka9077
    @mecaka9077 Рік тому +84

    Watching this with my partner and we realized if it’s attached to the base of your phone, it’s gonna be really easy to bump the “end call” button with your nose as you make out with the device.

    • @Salem_Witch_Trial_Logic
      @Salem_Witch_Trial_Logic Рік тому +7

      That’s the price we must pay for innovation.

    • @_Nomad_0
      @_Nomad_0 Рік тому

      @mecaka9077 That's a long ass nose then 😂, 4:45

  • @tayumapower
    @tayumapower Рік тому +2924

    When Charlie said, ''You lonely?''
    I felt that

    • @gobo6001
      @gobo6001 Рік тому +20

      bro your comment got stolen by a bot, and its right above yours lmao

    • @Foxy-r5g
      @Foxy-r5g Рік тому +2

      You beat me to it🤣🤣🤣

    • @JayDayKay
      @JayDayKay Рік тому +8

      @Anna.user723hello bot that UA-cam hasn’t banned yet

    • @JayDayKay
      @JayDayKay Рік тому +1

      @@p-__I trust you

    • @glennmatthews758
      @glennmatthews758 Рік тому

      I would comment on the bot comment that stole yours to berate it, but I don’t want the algorithm to give it the credit.
      AND UR COMMENT HAS 420 LIKES hah

  • @stevenl9395
    @stevenl9395 Рік тому +665

    0:46 I feel like Charlie saying “Welcome to the future, asshole” is the real life equivalent of Johnny in Cyberpunk saying “Wake up, Samurai”

    • @emdocc
      @emdocc Рік тому +91

      "Welcome to the future asshole, we've got a phone to kiss"

    • @ekathe85
      @ekathe85 Рік тому +10

      @@emdocc LOL

    • @RocknRollWerewolf1987
      @RocknRollWerewolf1987 Рік тому +24

      I’m pretty sure it’s “ Wake the fuck up samurai”

    • @sebastianriz4703
      @sebastianriz4703 Рік тому +6

      He only said that in a trailer sadly

    • @CovenantPurple
      @CovenantPurple Рік тому +3

      Haha yes!!! When he first said it I bust my gut and rewound it many times. Your metaphor is perfect!

  • @FlareBlitzBanana
    @FlareBlitzBanana Рік тому +4187

    I'm so happy to see Charlie go back to poking fun at weird kickstarter products instead of talking about drama or other depressing topics. It's a nice return to form.

    • @mad_elf
      @mad_elf Рік тому +189

      ​@TEF - Things explained fast yes. Charlie's been down the bummer hole for a while. Nice to see something like this just making fun of a goofy product.

    • @elg94
      @elg94 Рік тому

      yea cause that's not depressing at all, people so lonely that they start using this... lol what are you, a sociopath?

    • @speak-the-red-letters
      @speak-the-red-letters Рік тому +2

      2:21 I need the link

    • @keane6
      @keane6 Рік тому

      @Courage the conservative dog dude I'm high as fuck right now. Just thought i'd tell you

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature Рік тому

      @Courage the conservative dog "whining from rainbow haired weirdos"
      I sure am glad that Americans are able to realise that only those with colored hair are problems. (despite all of their past school shooters having regular hair)

  • @CyberBrew
    @CyberBrew Рік тому +221

    The ability for Charlie to poetically weave in the cringe along with the sincerity is an art. It truly is.

  • @animeheroes1865
    @animeheroes1865 Рік тому +6441

    Charlie always knows what will make humans evolve, in this case, a kissing machine.

    • @animedebater6365
      @animedebater6365 Рік тому +13

      bro I love your vids so much, your community tab polls are best anime polls of all time im in love with them, you are so underrated broo and what are the chances that im subbed to u and i meet u in a vid...

    • @NarutoUzumaki-zp9nq
      @NarutoUzumaki-zp9nq Рік тому +15

      Imagine you are just rubbing your lips on a god damn machine for some functioning, that's hilarious 💀

    • @ghostEstone
      @ghostEstone Рік тому

      You just have bots everywhere your go when stealing comments Anime Heroes? Is your ego that high? I'd expect it from a weeb tbh.

    • @filip9564
      @filip9564 Рік тому +49

      ​​@@animedebater6365 the chance is 100% because ur his alt... u litterly commented the EXACT same thing under ur comment on another videl

    • @animedebater6365
      @animedebater6365 Рік тому +7

      @@filip9564 no lol I'm a youtuber 💀

  • @DocInABox
    @DocInABox Рік тому +667

    When I was in college, my husband was in the army. In 4 years I saw him maybe collectively a month and a half. I missed him so much it hurt. Never, not ever, would I even consider something so damn embarrassing

    • @Danuxsy
      @Danuxsy Рік тому +39

      The Future is now, old woman. 😂😂😂😂

    • @Krisztian08
      @Krisztian08 Рік тому +114

      probably the first time I ever heard someone talk about their husband being in the army without it leading to a cheating confession

    • @LoFoSho
      @LoFoSho Рік тому +14

      @@Krisztian08lmao that’s where I thought it was going.
      To be continued maybe? 😂

    • @DocInABox
      @DocInABox Рік тому +67

      @@Krisztian08 neither one of us could ever tolerate touching another human being. We are together forever by sheer exclusion of everyone else. True love lol

    • @someonerandom704
      @someonerandom704 Рік тому +4

      @@DocInABox must be if he seriously thought he could go four years in the military without getting cheated on

  • @tchanthaphaeng
    @tchanthaphaeng Рік тому +456

    This is unironically the best advertising this company could have asked for.

    • @towelie4625
      @towelie4625 Рік тому +6

      I use to be a Tyler before they changed me into a Towel.

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Рік тому +14

      It is and it isn’t... I definitely was expecting a whole different purpose to this brilliant product

    • @charliemackovas
      @charliemackovas Рік тому +1

      ​@@towelie4625 wtf

  • @nscott2590
    @nscott2590 Рік тому +53

    I love how it presents itself as some futuristic phenomenon 😂 they kept asking themselves if they could and not if they should

  • @kadekais
    @kadekais Рік тому +384

    when charlie asked if i was lonely, i started crying uncontrollably. i paused the video and stepped outside and fell to my knees, hands to the sky, i wept. asking where my friends went, where my life has gone.

  • @VD1461
    @VD1461 Рік тому +517

    the way charlie said "you lonely? you ever wanna kiss someone and you're too far away?" had me thinking he was gonna pull me through the screen to kiss me

  • @Speedcubenz
    @Speedcubenz Рік тому +597

    Charlie’s rabid animal solo kiss demo is something I absolutely wasn’t ready for 😂😂😂

    • @custardpanda6209
      @custardpanda6209 Рік тому +37

      Was looking for this comment - can’t wait for the gif hahaha

    • @callmeangie867
      @callmeangie867 Рік тому +1

      @@custardpanda6209 😂😂

    • @denny4518
      @denny4518 Рік тому +3

      My farts are worse than Penguinz0, My content is worse!! (Yes a bot).

    • @dotmatrixmoe
      @dotmatrixmoe Рік тому +10

      ​@@Instabruh.User.. You kiss better than him though? I want proof. 😏

    • @callmeangie867
      @callmeangie867 Рік тому +2

      @@dotmatrixmoe (Not a bot)

  • @mrvalveras
    @mrvalveras Рік тому +21

    Now I can finally strap my fleshlight to my phone and go unnoticed in the crowds!

  • @THEGRUMPTRUCK
    @THEGRUMPTRUCK Рік тому +2233

    We need to get Charlie, Moistcr1tikal, and Penguinz0 in a call together and have the most epic video collab of all time.

    • @galvansaid100
      @galvansaid100 Рік тому +21

      They are the same person

    • @erineginn
      @erineginn Рік тому +375

      @@galvansaid100no no he’s got a point

    • @varanusking096
      @varanusking096 Рік тому +139

      @@galvansaid100 LMAO no way

    • @confusion8193
      @confusion8193 Рік тому +81

      ​@@galvansaid100 no way did that joke fly over your head.

    • @awar-bb5ru
      @awar-bb5ru Рік тому +8

      @@erineginn lol.

  • @MoonWielder
    @MoonWielder Рік тому +501

    I love how this invention mainly took inspiration from Howard based on that one episode of The Big Bang Theory.

  • @tf7blackout
    @tf7blackout Рік тому +816

    Over the past two years, Charlie has become one of my favorite creators to the point where I haven't missed a vid in a while.

    • @tf7blackout
      @tf7blackout Рік тому

      @@Instabruh.User.. shut up pls

    • @GabeSutton21
      @GabeSutton21 Рік тому +20

      Same. I casually watched him when I was younger but the last year or 2 I've really picked up on his content. Easily one of the best streamers out there.

    • @parzingtheasian
      @parzingtheasian Рік тому +2

      what about the podcasts

    • @batuwestwood
      @batuwestwood Рік тому +1

      dick riding crazy☠️

    • @Khergit
      @Khergit Рік тому

      @@parzingtheasian Skip em.

  • @retrodude7503
    @retrodude7503 Рік тому +9

    4:16 LESS GOOOOO

  • @hawkmoon5290
    @hawkmoon5290 Рік тому +1470

    Over the phone blowies are truly what we needed

  • @razzledazzle7373
    @razzledazzle7373 Рік тому +230

    Can we just appreciate this 11/10 performance? 5:00

    • @destinypunch1097
      @destinypunch1097 Рік тому +26

      his rizz

    • @bennygeniv
      @bennygeniv Рік тому +30

      His girlfriend is lucky

    • @JJtoob
      @JJtoob Рік тому +16

      He's not the greatest actor alive for nothing.

    • @ZenithintheMaking
      @ZenithintheMaking Рік тому +5

      ​@@bennygeniv 😂😂stop it

    • @KoffeeB
      @KoffeeB 2 місяці тому

      4:59 This is beautiful, I've watched this for 5 hours now

  • @LoveHandle4890
    @LoveHandle4890 Рік тому +321

    *Charlie Just Yesterday: Absolutely terrified of A.I taking over the world. *Charlie Today: Absolutely loves technology.

    • @donutchan8114
      @donutchan8114 Рік тому +12

      Maybe because a pair of robot lips isn't exactly gonna obliterate the job market.

    • @MrKingJson
      @MrKingJson Рік тому +5

      Conclusion: Charlie has been replaced by an AI

    • @anthirium5921
      @anthirium5921 Рік тому +2

      he’s just like me fr

  • @tg8087
    @tg8087 Рік тому +7

    4:49 that girl really is wondering what she is doing with her life

  • @shannonolivas9524
    @shannonolivas9524 Рік тому +136

    Just imagine walking around with this on your phone like all day. Talk about a power move!

  • @LoveHandle4890
    @LoveHandle4890 Рік тому +291

    Pretty sure the creator pretty much just looked at a Flesh-light and thought “Hmm, what if we could communicate with someone on the phone while using it?”.

    • @victoriazero8869
      @victoriazero8869 Рік тому +1

      I literally think it was a blowjob machine from the thumbnail.

    • @koda2002
      @koda2002 Рік тому +19

      U mean to tell me this ISNT a flashlight???

    • @JasonAzad-df4zs
      @JasonAzad-df4zs Рік тому

      the flashlight would be a better idea. POV Porn!

    • @analogueapples
      @analogueapples Рік тому

      It actually would be really successful if it was a fleshlight. Either your long distance partner or random guys or gilrs on the internet can suck you off. Prostitutes would use it to work online and maybe even onlyfans and chaturbate stars would do it for money. The one doing the sucking would have a penis device that records the tongue movements.

    • @OnlyTwoShoes
      @OnlyTwoShoes Рік тому

      Isn't that just Lovense?

  • @eichen97
    @eichen97 Рік тому +104

    i can imagine their next wild invention: a fleshlight connected to your phone so the other person at the other side of the call can feel disgusted and judge you in silence.

    • @deadturret4049
      @deadturret4049 Рік тому +25

      Fleshlight ipad cases are a thing, so you arent far off

    • @Coffee.Warlord
      @Coffee.Warlord Рік тому +14

      ​@@deadturret4049 ayo??

    • @Danuxsy
      @Danuxsy Рік тому

      a better invention would be a long tongue that you control with your own tongue (through computer vision) so you can lick your partner clean from the other side of the world, now that would sell!

    • @gremloid
      @gremloid Рік тому +5

      @@deadturret4049 why ipad specifically lmao

    • @melodica_man0216
      @melodica_man0216 Рік тому

      @@gremloidIg so it’s like your actually holding someone or something

  • @martitron3268
    @martitron3268 Рік тому +109

    I've been using this for about a year, and it is really the best in the industry.
    Thanks Opera GX!

    • @erikpng
      @erikpng Рік тому +4

      Nice

    • @giddeonjames9551
      @giddeonjames9551 Рік тому +11

      He had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @hand13932
      @hand13932 Рік тому

      is that a "wonder" profile pic friend

  • @IanFraser420
    @IanFraser420 Рік тому +30

    I love the actors they got to demonstrate this. Like, the image of these two kissing this thing with just the deadest stare imaginable is fantastic.

  • @chisecrecy4974
    @chisecrecy4974 Рік тому +50

    "It sounds like you're strangling a frog"
    This man is an expert at analogies I swear

  • @djfaceplant2076
    @djfaceplant2076 Рік тому +1034

    “You lonely? You ever wanna kiss someone and you’re too far away?” *Me everytime I watch Moist’s videos*

    • @gamingpc5459
      @gamingpc5459 Рік тому +44

      @YeaMan eww

    • @elone4567
      @elone4567 Рік тому +5

      Pause

    • @_X1M_
      @_X1M_ Рік тому +34

      …oh it’s for a kiss, I thought… never mind….

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan Рік тому +6

      Gotta make out with the Moby Huge

    • @djfaceplant2076
      @djfaceplant2076 Рік тому

      @@_X1M_ listen.. I won’t judge

  • @luvandrei1531
    @luvandrei1531 Рік тому +18

    I have never felt the future pull me kicking and screaming into the future quite this hard. Thanks Charlie!!!

  • @user-yo6eq6xb6q
    @user-yo6eq6xb6q Рік тому +18

    4:12 glad we’re on the same page 😂

  • @73407
    @73407 Рік тому +10

    4:35 the way Charlie just said that was nice.

  • @clusterstage
    @clusterstage Рік тому +88

    i saw this invention back in 2018
    i thought it was a meme. Now I'm definitely convinced we live in a memeverse.

    • @yumin_pluto558
      @yumin_pluto558 Рік тому +4

      All memes are real ideas (meme basically just means Idea) so really we’ve always lived in meme land.

    • @bossu5648
      @bossu5648 Рік тому +2

      @@inactive75464"memes are the dna of the soul"

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 Рік тому +1

      Sixty eighth thumb

  • @rylee.summer
    @rylee.summer 9 місяців тому +1

    5:28 I SPAT OUT MY TEA AND GAGGED LMAOOOO

  • @dizzyhq5100
    @dizzyhq5100 Рік тому +665

    Imagine seeing someone sitting across from you making out with rubber lips while they claim it’s actually their partner

    • @paulablack1863
      @paulablack1863 Рік тому +16

      Walking in on your roommate in the midst of a make-out session...
      Or the parents catching a teen with it. That's damn near like the apple pie incident in American Pie.
      *We'll just tell your Mom that we ate it...

    • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
      @D44RK_Iced_Yogs Рік тому +6

      This helps cover up your imaginative girlfriend! Perfect for the incels who hate being incels!

    • @ryv2484
      @ryv2484 Рік тому +1

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo 👎🏻

    • @notcornelius123
      @notcornelius123 Рік тому +1

      Nah its actually me kissing my homies

    • @yleyatarn
      @yleyatarn Рік тому

      @@notcornelius123 Same don’t disturb me and me homie cause that’s rude we are trying to kiss.

  • @Addymarket
    @Addymarket Рік тому +190

    The way this man can pull 700 almost 800 thousand views in 4 hours will never not amaze me.

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 Рік тому +8

      I found out recently my older sister and my mom have started watching Charlie. Not any of his gaming stuff because they don't care about gaming, but they love watching his videos on random drama/stories etc. I'm wondering if YT recommended Charlie to them because I didn't discover him until about a month ago and all of us are in a google family group so we can share a YT premium family sub (between me, mom, sister, dad, my niece, and my cousin). Wouldn't surprise me at all if they use that kind of data to influence recommendations a bit among accounts in a family group. But yeah I would have never guessed my Mom of all people would be watching Charlie on a regular basis lol.

    • @humanbeeing4780
      @humanbeeing4780 Рік тому +6

      He has 12 mil subs

    • @ivansoto9723
      @ivansoto9723 Рік тому +1

      @@sean8102 Maybe, maybe not. Charlie is actually popular enough to just show up a lot in peoples recommended.

    • @garrydimasa1964
      @garrydimasa1964 Рік тому

      ​@@sean8102 Curious how they think about Charlie's rant.

  • @MCisAwesome95
    @MCisAwesome95 Рік тому +216

    When I first saw the thumbnail, I thought it was some sort of phone attachment that imitated the other speaker's words so people with bad hearing can read the lips
    Which genuinely sounds like something people would find useful tbh, this invention is salvageable
    (Note since people are pointing it out: yes, I know it's a primitive design, I know video calls exist. I don't own a phone so I don't tend to think about how those work that much)

    • @dollenrm
      @dollenrm Рік тому +1

      Seriously? You saw this thumbnail and thought it was something OTHER than a weird sex toy thing? Your brain should be studied for future generations

    • @char1194
      @char1194 Рік тому +21

      If you know what the other speaker is saying you could just display it as words on the screen

    • @RobotronSage
      @RobotronSage Рік тому +4

      I dont think you thought this one out too well

    • @gink_ie
      @gink_ie Рік тому +2

      @dre st0rm same here bahahaha

    • @MCisAwesome95
      @MCisAwesome95 Рік тому +1

      @@ThisIsNotMyRealSelf *You don't want to know*

  • @CanadianMoose
    @CanadianMoose Рік тому +5

    I had to scroll down to the comments during the kissing parts to avoid it. I have never felt more uncomfortable.

  • @HypeGod6969
    @HypeGod6969 Рік тому +12

    0:29 never thought he'd says such words in my life

  • @moisesvillasenor3302
    @moisesvillasenor3302 Рік тому +26

    I enjoyed how much this video felt like a throwback to when he use to make videos like this

  • @floorsauce3646
    @floorsauce3646 Рік тому +32

    Can you imagine if that was actually for your starter sets? Like, imagine you get on a video call with your boyfriend, but it turns out to be a different kind of POV shot

  • @primzu
    @primzu Рік тому +2

    4:59 IM CRYING

  • @caffeinated9737
    @caffeinated9737 Рік тому +95

    I'm still recovering from the jumpscare "AI" charlie did last video.

  • @DivineMind222
    @DivineMind222 Рік тому +11

    1:57 yo I'm so stoned whenever the Opera logo popped up I thought it was a red circle highlighting his mic cord or something on the wall LMAO I kept looking and looking like with the hell are they circling and why I don't see shit 😂😂

  • @dr_sussy_magussy
    @dr_sussy_magussy Рік тому +973

    This is truly a technology moment of all time.

    • @FatherOfWIS
      @FatherOfWIS Рік тому

      @Patrick39 shut up💀

    • @Walter_white.587
      @Walter_white.587 Рік тому +21

      Bro you didn't even hear him talk yet and you commented

    • @Octariam
      @Octariam Рік тому

      @Patrick39 🤓

    • @FunkySpinach
      @FunkySpinach Рік тому +2

      tomfoolery

    • @navoneel
      @navoneel Рік тому +14

      This is truly a time to comment before watching moment of all time

  • @larspeterson2727
    @larspeterson2727 Рік тому +1

    4:14 answers everyone’s big question

  • @T800BR
    @T800BR Рік тому +166

    i thought this was gonna be something that's actually kinda cool like a mouth that moves with lip sync whenever you're in a call with someone like those one piece phone snails

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 Рік тому +57

      You see a silicone pair of lips and you think it will be anything other than the worst thing you've ever seen?

    • @flamingfury1785
      @flamingfury1785 Рік тому +11

      i truly need an irl transponder snail

    • @jeffphisher3801
      @jeffphisher3801 Рік тому +2

      Says "gotcha" when you pick up

    • @emmamiller3993
      @emmamiller3993 Рік тому +3

      Now I want my very own transponder snail thanks for that

    • @T800BR
      @T800BR Рік тому +2

      @@cooliostarstache5474 sometimes it's better to remain hopeful.

  • @Orangejr36
    @Orangejr36 Рік тому +33

    If you see a receipt for "Self Heating Lips" this is the LAST thing you would think it was an upgrade for.

  • @Bradorks
    @Bradorks Рік тому +25

    Someone snip Charlie’s mouth movements at 5:00
    It’s meme material

    • @sanmedbij
      @sanmedbij Рік тому +4

      Lmao my thoughts. 😂 Lemme contact MemeZee real quick.

  • @staringalio7775
    @staringalio7775 Рік тому +2

    the way that thing pulses is uncanny

  • @Lil_M0053
    @Lil_M0053 Рік тому +88

    Brooo Charlie demonstrating kissing styles is so fucking funny to me😂 I need it to become a meme or something 5:00

    • @brandon8937
      @brandon8937 Рік тому +1

      Every video he makes one meme comes out of it lmao

  • @AmbblyPuff
    @AmbblyPuff Рік тому +43

    5:00 I almost died seeing Charlie's demonstration of feral animal kissing 🤣

  • @Hexra_
    @Hexra_ Рік тому +15

    This video feels very reminiscent to the old product mocking videos Charlie used to do with little to no facecam on. Nostalgia is coming back on this one

  • @unknogne
    @unknogne Рік тому +1

    4:06 his most unfiltered moment yet🤣🤣😭

  • @O-01-04
    @O-01-04 Рік тому +422

    I can't believe we looped to the point of reinventing the fleshlight. Legendary day for mankind tbh.

    • @RWM0
      @RWM0 Рік тому +28

      @YeaMan Bot

    • @shadows7936
      @shadows7936 Рік тому +2

      It's for long-distance couples, not about sexual stuff

    • @AngryAlfonse
      @AngryAlfonse Рік тому +21

      Oh this isn't the reinvention of the flashlight. What you're talking about would be teledildonics -- electronically controlled "devices." They can be controlled by remote partners, as well as software that can sync the movements up with videos or games. It's amazing... and gross.

    • @Grayeeeeeeee
      @Grayeeeeeeee Рік тому

      omg lmfao

    • @cobiguy
      @cobiguy Рік тому +4

      @YeaMan he doesn’t know you lil bro 💀

  • @jaqsre
    @jaqsre Рік тому +146

    tbh i think the finger warming idea is pretty good. maybe we could invent socks for hands next!

    • @VoidBel
      @VoidBel Рік тому +9

      You can cut the fingers off winter gloves

    • @kevinperron5767
      @kevinperron5767 Рік тому +30

      ​@@VoidBel do i need to remove my hands first?

    • @starstorm1267
      @starstorm1267 Рік тому +2

      Socks for hands? You mean gloves?

    • @paul-nj1ig
      @paul-nj1ig Рік тому +13

      ​@@starstorm1267 that's what they're trying to say

    • @doid7293
      @doid7293 Рік тому +6

      yea great ideia, how about We name them gloves?

  • @c-love6753
    @c-love6753 Рік тому +31

    I know deep in my bones that those lips are NOT gonna be used for kissing

  • @confusedingeneral6073
    @confusedingeneral6073 Рік тому +1

    when i saw the thumbnail i was immediately reminded of the Jerkmate phone attachment from GTA V

  • @Keyser___Soze
    @Keyser___Soze Рік тому +17

    1:20 “Anything human lips can do, these can do better” 🤔

  • @SloppyPotatoo
    @SloppyPotatoo Рік тому +11

    05:30 . Pretty sure they just recorded a wet basement with a water droplet hitting the water

  • @FrazierFPV
    @FrazierFPV Рік тому +14

    7:03 this dude can’t be left alive. He’ll steal our wives.

  • @anoukdevries8144
    @anoukdevries8144 11 місяців тому +1

    I think it gained its popularity because people don't bye it as a completely serious replacement for kissing. It's rather this bizarre, funny thing.

  • @BushidoNinja
    @BushidoNinja Рік тому +39

    Omg this is fuckin great lmao. I want to see people in public using this so bad. Just walking through Walmart and someone pulls lips out of their pocket and give it a quick kiss.

    • @mac_sour
      @mac_sour Рік тому +8

      id do it as a dare lmao, if a buddy of mine said "put this shit on your phone and make out with it in the granola aisle" thats an easy $5

    • @marcosgin777
      @marcosgin777 Рік тому

      So dumb lolllll

    • @selmiespot
      @selmiespot Рік тому +9

      @@mac_sour aint no way youre doing that for $5

    • @phantom6453
      @phantom6453 Рік тому

      @@selmiespot 1000$

    • @mac_sour
      @mac_sour Рік тому

      @@selmiespot you got cashapp? try me

  • @altruisticlemur
    @altruisticlemur Рік тому +55

    0:22 I actually started crying when Charlie asked "you lonely"? Goddamn everything just hit me like a truck.

  • @ArtenisaTheCreator
    @ArtenisaTheCreator Рік тому +39

    this is the channel I go through after 5 stages of grief from my homework thanks Charlie keep up the work

  • @99baking
    @99baking Рік тому +2

    5:00
    Just saving that for later

  • @hypermangi8265
    @hypermangi8265 Рік тому +22

    0:36 what if I want more than a kiss 👽😳

  • @Frieswithnoketchup
    @Frieswithnoketchup Рік тому +92

    imagine how you would feel if your partner walked up to you and presented this product

    • @matterking1
      @matterking1 Рік тому +5

      I mean. If you're using it, you wouldn't be able to walk up to them, would you? Unless they're about to fly on a plane. At that point, you may as well just get a long distance toy

    • @Pan-oy2ck
      @Pan-oy2ck Рік тому +1

      I'd kinda be at a mix between smiling and crying

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives Рік тому

      "?! Y tho"

  • @luisconde6201
    @luisconde6201 Рік тому +14

    Imagine going to school with that extension on your phone 💀

  • @calebmattinlgy3648
    @calebmattinlgy3648 Рік тому +1

    Imagine you’re from the 50’s and you find a way to reach the future. Expecting flying sports cars and everyone is living til they’re at least 100 with medical advancements. Then you get here and see this shit.

  • @radicalxg8282
    @radicalxg8282 Рік тому +42

    Im excited yet terrified that we are finally hitting a Cyberpunk dystopia

    • @Marcharound
      @Marcharound Рік тому

      I never seen anything this dumb in a Cyberpunk dystopia.

    • @mememachine-386
      @mememachine-386 Рік тому +5

      It's not even a cool cyberpunk dystopia. Where are my god damn robot arms and mechs?

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Рік тому +5

      Nah this is cumpunk

    • @radicalxg8282
      @radicalxg8282 Рік тому

      @@mememachine-386 soon™

    • @SK-tr1wo
      @SK-tr1wo Рік тому

      This is just China and Japan being China and Japan

  • @EnderMagpie
    @EnderMagpie Рік тому +64

    They had a segment on this on my local news channels of all places, and the lips are pretty cheap at only $40. I think the low price helped boost sales since anyone curious could pick one up just to see what they're like without busting the bank.

    • @RobotronSage
      @RobotronSage Рік тому +10

      $40 is cheap? tf?

    • @EnderMagpie
      @EnderMagpie Рік тому +15

      @@RobotronSage I mean I was definitely expecting way more tbh

    • @Danuxsy
      @Danuxsy Рік тому

      @@RobotronSage well one of those pussy sex dolls are like $300+ or whatever lmao

    • @riccardodellorto4267
      @riccardodellorto4267 Рік тому +5

      Can't wait for the apple version which would cost at least a grand

    • @pandaboogus
      @pandaboogus Рік тому

      $20 would’ve been better

  • @apurvaisnotcool
    @apurvaisnotcool Рік тому +55

    I'm so glad charlie is making these i missed his old content so much.Truly the golden era. I like drama and his coverage but old charlie was special. ❤

  • @nicholaskorte7086
    @nicholaskorte7086 Рік тому

    5:03 my condolences to your girl

  • @agentofsins
    @agentofsins Рік тому +90

    I already knew this was going to be something peculiar if it's a technology charlie loves

  • @ashsvanlife
    @ashsvanlife Рік тому +53

    We are blesses that Charlie is posting vids on a regular! We owe him so much for all these hours of entertainment…

  • @AleOnYouTube
    @AleOnYouTube Рік тому +45

    The question is, why don’t just use a fleshlight at this point? They know it’s the next step, they are hidding it in the secret prototype catacombs, they are doing an Apple move and release the GawkGawk 3000 v2 next year

    • @347Jimmy
      @347Jimmy Рік тому +1

      A company called Lovense is way ahead of you

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Рік тому +7

      Apple releases the iSucc

  • @samiam2209
    @samiam2209 Рік тому +1

    4:10 oh lord I nearly died laughing. He says what we were all thinking 😅😅😂😂

  • @alejoSOTOful
    @alejoSOTOful Рік тому +8

    "Welcome to the future asshole" caught me by surprise. such a great line, and also top tier meme material

  • @Gunbudder
    @Gunbudder Рік тому +7

    4:55 this is the most common way Chinese students kiss from my experience. they also almost never hug. hugging isn't really a thing there

  • @OrigamiAhsoka
    @OrigamiAhsoka Рік тому +34

    I’m sobbing I thought it was like a muppet so the mouth would open along with the person through the phone, and then I thought it was a flesh light so you could… well yeah never mind

  • @tailedgates9
    @tailedgates9 Рік тому +1

    I'm just losing it at the eldritch horror that is lips attached to your phone. XD

  • @caleb_artzs2533
    @caleb_artzs2533 Рік тому +11

    4:05 that was supposed to be a kiss device? I thought it was a ONA-Hole

  • @Wdh5
    @Wdh5 Рік тому +5

    Bro started with being scared of AI and now loves technology💀

  • @Ibloop
    @Ibloop Рік тому +10

    1:46 Bro went too far 💀

  • @Zaonce
    @Zaonce Рік тому +1

    This could pass for an interesting fleshlight

  • @confusedxo1254
    @confusedxo1254 Рік тому +70

    I do have a long distance boyfriend so I feel like this is a nice idea in theory but also seems like it might be a bit uncomfortable and awkward. Like you're kissing a shallow warm Fleshlight. The no tongue aspect makes this seem more like novelty than for actual use lol

    • @confusedxo1254
      @confusedxo1254 Рік тому

      @@p-__ I'm proud of you

    • @Justpassingby204
      @Justpassingby204 Рік тому +1

      LDRs are garbage, hoping you two can stay together soon or even meet.

  • @succulentravioli954
    @succulentravioli954 Рік тому +15

    "Get me that technology!"
    "But sir, it's for-"
    "I said, get me that technology!!!"

  • @fycat
    @fycat Рік тому +48

    The thumbnail made me think that was gonna be something significantly worse. I am ashamed of myself for feeling some relief at the actual reveal.

  • @AB-oq5jr
    @AB-oq5jr Рік тому

    It's a good phone case. Imagine all the times u tried place ur phone up without touching it

  • @Zen-zt4uk
    @Zen-zt4uk Рік тому +21

    This is singlehandedly the most funniest and downright terrifying inventions of all time
    It's one thing to see this in public, an entirely different experience seeing and hearing this technology when its dark at night

    • @slowlanegamer
      @slowlanegamer Рік тому

      Just wait till they build AI into it and then these things start taking over like skynet lmao 🤣…
      Also I hope you where screen recording Charlie’s kissing style and taking notes for later so we can all be expert kissers like that 🤩 lol

  • @joaxarkus4648
    @joaxarkus4648 Рік тому +7

    This is giving me some real Old World Blues vibes. All that's missing are extra components for the eyeballs.

  • @angrycupcake93
    @angrycupcake93 Рік тому +24

    What a time to be alive

  • @fatalpotato821
    @fatalpotato821 Рік тому

    "Welcome to the future, asshole" was just the right amount of passive aggression i needed today