The Tempus boys CAN ́T STOP DESTROYING their VODS! 【HoloTempus Vanguard】

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  • @DuxihrXV
    @DuxihrXV Рік тому +826

    You know shit's real bad when the homies start praying in earnest for you

  • @birdieboy4309
    @birdieboy4309 Рік тому +655

    HURTING THE BIRTHDAY BOY IS INSANEEEEE

    • @souleaterevans4589
      @souleaterevans4589 6 місяців тому +7

      Twobert is so chill on streams that I can't even imagine him being that chaotic

  • @TibbaryZal
    @TibbaryZal Рік тому +147

    TIL from this clip
    - Bettel is a menace
    - Bettel 2 is a menace
    - Hakka is a menace
    - Exorcism includes praying in circle
    - Flayon is a menace
    - Shinri is not a menace, yet- Oh wait he is one. Damn.

    • @tickles61
      @tickles61 9 місяців тому +11

      So what we've all learned
      - Tempus in general is a menace (#affectionate)

  • @FavouritePho
    @FavouritePho Рік тому +334

    I love that Flayon kept going until he broke Bettel

  • @frey439
    @frey439 Рік тому +240

    "Your party pooper shoots dust tho"
    Bruh, shinri really has an interesting choice of words doesnt he💀

  • @MauraxX
    @MauraxX Рік тому +559

    I absolutely LOST my mind when Hakka said they started praying for the one guy in a circle lol, and the other stuff 😂😭 poor bettels non existent sanity LMAOO 😭 month in review is always great, I love these boys so much
    And also no uhhh…it doesn’t always just shoot dust around that age Shinri dear…anyways 😭

    • @theoverlordbear
      @theoverlordbear Рік тому +11

      We have Joseph Joestar as an example of old party poppers still shooting confetti rather than dust.

    • @alexandriaorcld6365
      @alexandriaorcld6365 Рік тому +12

      "god please save his balls"

    • @souleaterevans4589
      @souleaterevans4589 6 місяців тому

      Weird that Shinri said that considering he's the oldest. It'll be his problem before anyone else's😂

  • @GravityForces
    @GravityForces Рік тому +140

    THE CUTOFF ON BALLS LMAO

  • @MatheusNiisama
    @MatheusNiisama Рік тому +450

    Maybe this is why Hakka can do such a flawless singing girl voice.

  • @kileheart245
    @kileheart245 Рік тому +171

    I LAIGHED SO HAARRDDD ON THE CUT OFF LIVE
    "FELL ON MY BAL-".
    GAHAHAJAJAHAHJAHAHAHA

  • @Steve-YT383
    @Steve-YT383 Рік тому +240

    Bettel still Seiso King. The way he lost it when Flayon talked about pulling down the skin😝

    • @mayushark5609
      @mayushark5609  Рік тому +44

      To be fair I had the same reaction lmaoooo

    • @Mara_1337
      @Mara_1337 Рік тому +7

      I repeated that so many times but I am not sure I heard what he was saying. Pulled down the skin? Did he mean like when you fall and rub off your skin, but on the balls?

    • @adolfoarias6857
      @adolfoarias6857 Рік тому +22

      ​@@Mara_1337No, he is talking about the foreskin or the skin layer that surrounds the tip of the pp if a man didn't get circumcised

  • @NessaHD
    @NessaHD Рік тому +158

    they get so unhinged in every month in review 🤣

  • @FallenBadstar
    @FallenBadstar Рік тому +107

    Oh my god, I love how Bettel's response to Shinri's party popper joke is just "...welp"

  • @TeaTimeLethe
    @TeaTimeLethe Рік тому +146

    Non ball haver: ....what's wrong w male middler schoolers 😱

    • @Kay_Sea251
      @Kay_Sea251 Рік тому +25

      ... a LOT of stuff...

    • @MaxC_1
      @MaxC_1 Рік тому +47

      dudes in Middle schools can range from some of the most chill people you'll meet in your life to the most diabolically insane and terrifying human spawns putting demons to shame

    • @TeaTimeLethe
      @TeaTimeLethe Рік тому +1

      @@MaxC_1 🤣🤣🤣

    • @YawnMK1
      @YawnMK1 Рік тому +27

      In all seriousness, when growing up, we males are supposed to learn restrain, self control, etc
      Puberty however, makes this really difficult, because of the sudden growth, strenght and a deluge of hormones. This tends to happen often around middle school times, making us demonic spawns that embrace brutality among our "friends" as an outlet for the outburst of energy, so as not to hurt others. This often lead us to commit the most stupid, absurd, apocalyptical (but heroic) stuff.

    • @Steve-YT383
      @Steve-YT383 Рік тому +8

      Everything 😂

  • @corbeaudejugement
    @corbeaudejugement 6 місяців тому +11

    shinri is tactical with his cursed moments. it ends up making the few examples really funny because it's just not something you'd expect him to say.

  • @lazymochi7689
    @lazymochi7689 Рік тому +181

    Nothing like a month in review with the boys 😂

  • @noellesato311
    @noellesato311 Рік тому +140

    Look, some of us had friends and siblings that had a full windup before going for the nads.
    Not just a kick or a punch either, if you see the fkn ➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️➡️✴️ input flash in their eyes you know someone's gonna be toppling like a sack of potatoes. Kids were brutal.

    • @MinersLoveGames
      @MinersLoveGames Рік тому +11

      Uses the full burst meter.

    • @theoverlordbear
      @theoverlordbear Рік тому +6

      And I'm betting that someone's already called that "Final Smash: Critical Hit to the Nads." XD

    • @voidstrider801
      @voidstrider801 Рік тому +8

      In high school I once kicked a friend so hard in the balls that my leg lifted them off of the ground and their voice went surprisingly high pitch for a few seconds. I hope I didn't do permanent damage to them because that was definitely a critical hit. To be fair though he sacked me the week prior and I caught him lacking and got revenge.

    • @smolygonal
      @smolygonal Рік тому +5

      the true IRL potbuster

    • @land_distant
      @land_distant Рік тому +4

      me omw to Dead On Time a random passerby's nuts

  • @PrismCasillica
    @PrismCasillica Рік тому +69

    🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for this. Nothing is funnier than Bettel being trolled by his own generation

  • @articocreed
    @articocreed Рік тому +32

    Only 7 times.... is that why Shinri has the deepest voice of any of them?

  • @LARAUJO_0
    @LARAUJO_0 Рік тому +26

    4:45 Ok I did NOT expect that from Shinri lmao

  • @Ulazcruz
    @Ulazcruz Рік тому +38

    Did anyone else name the "balls hitting 'game'"? Growing up, the bros and I called it Bangkok

    • @SP_Sour
      @SP_Sour Рік тому +8

      My friends called it "cup checking"

  • @mitch-zf5cz
    @mitch-zf5cz Рік тому +41

    haha man i love how unhinged these boys get when theyre together

  • @Rayzorexe
    @Rayzorexe Рік тому +53

    Bettel definitely the purest of the group.😂

  • @aleksisgabliks3881
    @aleksisgabliks3881 Рік тому +32

    As a kid I had very slow reflexes so my balls got hit with lot's of flying objects during PE withoutme even tryingto block the incoming projectile. From full speed floorball balls to loose shoes during football.

  • @brawlflowers
    @brawlflowers Рік тому +33

    Wow, Party popper, what an interesting choice of words. 🎉

  • @amefuyuu4983
    @amefuyuu4983 Рік тому +47

    Dude middle school was crazy, I remember playing some type of ball game with one of those foam dodge balls with a huge group of friends and I went to wind up my throw and I threw it so hard across the yard and directly hit my friend in the balls and while I felt bad I literally fell over because I was laughing so hard.

  • @Mel_Bat
    @Mel_Bat 8 місяців тому +6

    As a kid who was born to parents over 40, I can confirm that I was conceived form a dust particle

  • @alexandriaorcld6365
    @alexandriaorcld6365 Рік тому +11

    it was so surreal and funny to hear them just talk about this

  • @UngusBungus
    @UngusBungus Рік тому +26

    Jesus Flayon

  • @tastyvermouth
    @tastyvermouth Рік тому +23

    3 out of 4 vg is vod destroyer

  • @HeathenHacks
    @HeathenHacks Рік тому +29

    Why is this categorized as a game called *Disney Twisted-Wonderland* ? lmao.

  • @islamiyano1264
    @islamiyano1264 Рік тому +6

    Not me reading the thumbnail "I broke the VOD my balls!"

  • @velvetpoltergeist
    @velvetpoltergeist Рік тому +6

    If you pull your hand with the other hand, your balltap will be even stronger 👍🏻

  • @Jazmin-yv8cr
    @Jazmin-yv8cr Рік тому +11

    thank you for the clip

  • @genocem8867
    @genocem8867 Рік тому +3

    I broke my The VOD balls! is gone...

  • @darkeye457
    @darkeye457 Рік тому +11

    Parr of me want this clip to ge recomended to the Holo Girls and maje them wonder wtf is going with Tempus... if they hadn't already asked that a thoussnd times before

  • @zarael9816
    @zarael9816 Рік тому +10

    Dayumn my middle school were pretty tame compare to them cause me and my friends try to throw Basketball ball full force into our balls if we lose to a bet or a game

  • @_Mushroom_boy_
    @_Mushroom_boy_ 10 місяців тому +1

    One time i was just standing there in the lunch room waiting for my turn to get my little plate of food and the moment i have everything on my tray and get ready to go sit down, my best friend went full speed toward me and sent his foot in my balls. I think i cried more for my food than my pain. We were junior in high school 💀

  • @kriana21
    @kriana21 Рік тому +15

    SHINRI???

  • @Loveacids
    @Loveacids 8 місяців тому +19

    I love how you can see Bettel’s soul leave his body

  • @liz_violet
    @liz_violet Рік тому +11

    why does it say that you're playing twisted wonderland lol? i guess betty would blend in with the characters...

  • @andante4904
    @andante4904 Рік тому +18

    What did Flay said at 3:10?

    • @rideronthedrumbeat
      @rideronthedrumbeat Рік тому +19

      i think he said "didn't pull down the skin" lmao

    • @VampireSentoki56
      @VampireSentoki56 Рік тому +5

      "You can't pull down the skin."
      basically saying that hakka has phimosis lol

  • @theoverlordbear
    @theoverlordbear Рік тому +7

    I wasn't one of those brutal boys at that age. I was a thirsty boy, though, especially about anime girls. I remember Margery Daw, Mikuru Asahina, Ami Kawashima, and Charlotte Dunois giving me quite the wild rides back then. My friends especially teased me about my thirst for Charlotte, too. X"D

  • @Gemetzel
    @Gemetzel 9 місяців тому

    What did Flayon say in 3:07 ?

  • @DancingSpacePotato
    @DancingSpacePotato Рік тому +7

    I can’t even understand what Flay said

    • @owitch
      @owitch Рік тому +1

      I'm curious as well.

    • @VampireSentoki56
      @VampireSentoki56 Рік тому +9

      "erectile dysfunction"
      "performance anxiety"
      "wrong hole"
      "size difference"
      "you can't pull down the skin"

    • @DancingSpacePotato
      @DancingSpacePotato Рік тому +5

      @@VampireSentoki56 it was the “you can’t pull down the skin” Hahahahha can’t relate soooo

  • @bun.926
    @bun.926 Рік тому +23

    Thanks for clipping this!