The Dating Guru (Compilation)

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  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
    @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access Рік тому +1306

    “We’re not looking to be fathers. We’re looking for women *without* fathers-“
    Cold. As. Hell 💀💀💀

    • @nicoledoubleyou
      @nicoledoubleyou Рік тому +30

      And exactly what these guys really think lol

    • @Yzzami
      @Yzzami Рік тому +5

      What’s his ifunny

    • @jimjimmy8900
      @jimjimmy8900 Рік тому +12

      Thank God women without fathers look for me instead

    • @D71219ONE
      @D71219ONE Рік тому +10

      So women that were created in a lab? 😧

    • @Guille-mz7xf
      @Guille-mz7xf Рік тому +3

      With that username this is definetly irony. It has to be.

  • @sergeantspam51
    @sergeantspam51 Рік тому +957

    This was hilarious 😂 At the same time it’s sad to think some people unironically make a living off making and hosting these kinds of seminars.

    • @InshasChoice
      @InshasChoice Рік тому +18

      Right? Worst yet, people are buying into this

    • @tarik8543
      @tarik8543 Рік тому +8

      Bro I would attend every single one of them. Gotta learn to exploit those insecurities.

    • @tymondabrowski12
      @tymondabrowski12 Рік тому +14

      @@tarik8543 why would you want a relationship with someone you want to destroy? Like, decide which one you want.

    • @Guille-mz7xf
      @Guille-mz7xf Рік тому +20

      ​@@tarik8543bro you can't even exploit yourself to get a job

    • @user-gm3lg8gp3m
      @user-gm3lg8gp3m Рік тому +1

      @@Guille-mz7xf😂😂

  • @chikari123
    @chikari123 Рік тому +195

    You aren’t even being hyperbolic this is exactly how they talk, got it down to the blazer over the t shirt. Last line sent me to the grave 😭

  • @syr72
    @syr72 Рік тому +2100

    Please do financial gurus next, I cant stand them.

    • @conjuice8433
      @conjuice8433 Рік тому +29

      Dear God yes

    • @leddmask
      @leddmask Рік тому +110

      “Wake up at 4 am and read books.” That’s how I became a millionaire and anyone can do it. 😂

    • @DiAn-ud8dy
      @DiAn-ud8dy Рік тому +18

      @@leddmask "stay hard"

    • @ygolohcysp8755
      @ygolohcysp8755 Рік тому +31

      @@DiAn-ud8dygoggins ain’t no financial guru anyone else using that catchphrase is a tarnishing his legacy

    • @abnuridd24
      @abnuridd24 Рік тому +11

      financial guru/mlm demigod

  • @casadilla111
    @casadilla111 Рік тому +318

    To think, I was able to purchase this wealth of information for only 2 grand! There I was, single and struggling with my insecurity and social awkwardness, and now I’m still both of those things, sure, but I’m also broke! Sure glad this guru gets me, though. His lessons don’t always work out but he has such a good message, and I can tell he cares about me and my happiness. He’s honestly basically my best friend! Thanks for bringing out the best in me and my bank account, mister guru!
    He’s not “just a manipulator,” honestly. He’s just a… Really… Nice… Guy. Who also charges you for his distant attention and interaction.

    • @InshasChoice
      @InshasChoice Рік тому +6

      Yeah, it's crazy. I believe Tony Robbins is coming to my city - a social media ad went up and people were complaining about how expensive it was: 1k+ for an hour or 2 of hearing him speak... also it went from over 1k to on sale... and now he's sold out

    • @christiantaylor1495
      @christiantaylor1495 Рік тому +1

      All the advice I got to get my girlfriend was free videos and data from the internet. Basically to not put her on a pedestal and not give any complications. It's that simple.

    • @tymondabrowski12
      @tymondabrowski12 Рік тому +11

      @@christiantaylor1495 it sounds like it would work just as well of you did give a couple of complements. Not putting her on a pedestal is something that is a good advice, good healthy behaviour, as long as you don't treat her badly either (like in the video, "exploiting insecurity you created" etc.).
      I'm saying that because somehow people think you're either a complete pathethic simp (putting on a pedestal) or a "alpha" which in their mind means treating her like a subhuman, either abusing verbally/emotionally or treating like a new servant. Which is of course bs. "Treat her like any of your homies" would probably be the closest to actual healthy treatment despite all the potential problems.

  • @thalmor_egg
    @thalmor_egg Рік тому +353

    You forgot the classic. You have to repeat "mEn aNd wOmeN arE dIfferEnt" every 5 seconds otherwise the speaker spontaneously combusts.

    • @ekkimittrettanafn2242
      @ekkimittrettanafn2242 Рік тому +8

      It’s very much true though

    • @kiera6326
      @kiera6326 Рік тому +39

      “You gotta master female psychology!”

    • @ceryxfigmenti5377
      @ceryxfigmenti5377 Рік тому +24

      @@ekkimittrettanafn2242 theyre both people, the only relevant difference is the stuff theyve been told when they were growing up and the things they went through

    • @idepartasair
      @idepartasair Рік тому +26

      ​@@ceryxfigmenti5377No. They are physiologically and psychologically very different, regardless of life experiences. Denial of these differences has only harmed women.

    • @ekkimittrettanafn2242
      @ekkimittrettanafn2242 Рік тому +11

      @@ceryxfigmenti5377 bro you can use that illogical thinking in everything. Us and cows are both animals, the only difference in life experiences. Hear how stupid that sounds. It’s no different than what you said.

  • @figmentoffairies
    @figmentoffairies Рік тому +1845

    That final one about single mothers really is diabolical. The fact that this isn't even an exaggerated character is wild

    • @Cyphlix
      @Cyphlix Рік тому +255

      Kings should never settle for another man's save file 👑

    • @300bottles2
      @300bottles2 Рік тому +381

      ​@@CyphlixThis is the single most virgin sentence I've ever read, well done

    • @Cyphlix
      @Cyphlix Рік тому +152

      @@300bottles2 thank you sir, stay pure brother💪

    • @OliverSchlecter
      @OliverSchlecter Рік тому +138

      @@CyphlixI hope this is satire 💀

    • @citrosoda5370
      @citrosoda5370 Рік тому +50

      Ikr? Single mothers are always an easy lay; he's really not looking out for his clients.

  • @artscats3752
    @artscats3752 Рік тому +1029

    extra points if you make her insecure about her culture and/or race

    • @BlueGoblin1
      @BlueGoblin1 Рік тому +78

      Like pointing out her weave looks nice. Or every time the white girl asks you to do something put on your best Uncle Remus impression.
      Oh oh tell any latin or italian girl that her food does not taste like her mothers cooking.

    • @mrahim1342
      @mrahim1342 Рік тому +36

      When he said “she’s bla…” I really thought he was gonna say black and make the character go in that direction but instead he said “blabbing.”

    • @ahnaflfc369
      @ahnaflfc369 Рік тому +11

      ​@@BlueGoblin1these ideas are so evil 💀

    • @WatWat-qn2dg
      @WatWat-qn2dg Рік тому +63

      ⁠@thisapplejudges6553no way we found the average Redditor 😱

    • @kefir321
      @kefir321 Рік тому

      ​@thisapplejudges6553that's what the romans want you to think

  • @MS-bx7ow
    @MS-bx7ow Рік тому +68

    This guy changed my life. His chapter on "the implication" was eye-opening

    • @yukisoba8888
      @yukisoba8888 Рік тому +4

      LMAO IS THIS A DENNIS REYNOLDS REFERENCE 😭😭😭

  • @1234oooo
    @1234oooo Рік тому +428

    You never disappoint you a really funny and creative youtuber. Love your work.

  • @ElephantWhisperer222
    @ElephantWhisperer222 Рік тому +233

    Just tried the removing something from her hair method. I think it worked cause she’s been in the bathroom for the last 90 minutes trying to make herself look nice for me.

    • @ahnaflfc369
      @ahnaflfc369 Рік тому +1

      This shows how you don't care about her and want to make her feel awful.

    • @nicoledoubleyou
      @nicoledoubleyou Рік тому +86

      ​@@ahnaflfc369this shows that you are way too serious cuz if you stepped back from being defensive about everything for just a second, you'd understand this is a joke

    • @ElephantWhisperer222
      @ElephantWhisperer222 Рік тому +102

      @@ahnaflfc369 I’d rethink that statement if I were you. Now it’s been almost 4 hours and she’s still prettying up in there. And I’ve got all night.

    • @butterfly8435
      @butterfly8435 Рік тому +7

      FOULLLL

    • @robirobi5950
      @robirobi5950 Рік тому +15

      Bro...i think she placed an uno reverse card on yo ass and left you with the bill.

  • @megamaze00
    @megamaze00 Рік тому +27

    I went on a date exactly like character #1 when I was young. The tactic worked- I definitely felt insecure…. But I never called him again because I felt so stupid. 😂😂😂

  • @aldrogo7510
    @aldrogo7510 Рік тому +68

    I'm dating myself here but I remember when that book "The Game" came out and these dating coaches came out of the woodwork with online courses. I started looking into some of this stuff as an early 20s single guy. Even though I was pretty naïve and inexperienced with women I could tell it was a scam. My favorite "tip" was when you were talking to a woman you were supposed to say your life was moving in a "NEW DIRECTION" because this was supposed to make a woman's subconscious mind think about a NUDE... (fill in the blank) and she'd become more attracted to you 🤣

    • @electricfishfan
      @electricfishfan Рік тому +26

      That’s so funny, as if saying “penis” would be a skyrim dragon shout that makes women aroused

    • @dripmaestrolxix4228
      @dripmaestrolxix4228 9 місяців тому +2

      goddammit i just lost the game

    • @carpedm9846
      @carpedm9846 9 місяців тому

      ​@@dripmaestrolxix4228me too. Fucking damnit....

    • @phuongbach3864
      @phuongbach3864 8 місяців тому

      woman here, when i hear a man say his life is heading to a NEW DIRECTION i think that he's bullshitting. the last thing on my mind is thinking about NUDE

  • @objxct.
    @objxct. Рік тому +76

    Its actually funny how accurate this is lmao

  • @SpocksCat
    @SpocksCat 6 місяців тому +4

    You nailed it with comparing women to cars and only calling them girls and chicks. Don't forget that it's fine to lie about everything from your height to your income, and to give the woman as few choices as possible so she learns to depend on your leadership.

  • @JonSmith-oy4bi
    @JonSmith-oy4bi Рік тому +83

    “Jim, we are not looking to become fathers. We are looking for women without fathers.” That’s messed up but guilty for laughing

  • @gianniciccolone3477
    @gianniciccolone3477 Рік тому +47

    I was at this class. I'm already fucking killin it with the ladies. Cant thank you enough sensei!

  • @fredskull1618
    @fredskull1618 Рік тому +19

    I didn’t know that corporate hell boss moonlighted as a dating guru.

    • @johnwalker1058
      @johnwalker1058 2 місяці тому +1

      The company is so exploitative, even the managers don't get paid enough of a wage to sustain themselves on, so even they depend on a second source of income!

  • @ptolemyhenson6838
    @ptolemyhenson6838 Рік тому +171

    This guy might actually be a good teacher if he was talking about anything else.

    • @ptolemyhenson6838
      @ptolemyhenson6838 Рік тому +51

      @@ToyotaTechnicalHis general demeanor and presentation style just seems good for engaging seminars.

    • @justanotherhumanbeing7119
      @justanotherhumanbeing7119 Рік тому +12

      What if he later had a redemption arc and became the tenured boomer professor? (I might be stretching, but would be interesting!)

    • @juliee.7072
      @juliee.7072 Рік тому +6

      Maybe that's his day job 😮

  • @liamcassidy5992
    @liamcassidy5992 Рік тому +20

    The sad part is Jim could’ve probably had a pretty good relationship with that single mother, as he doesn’t seem to be too far gone into the mindset because he’s pursuing her in the first place. Chances are he’s looking for ways to attract her and that’s why he’s taking this course in the first place. He’ll use this guy’s advice and fuck it up

    • @oranges557
      @oranges557 Рік тому +1

      Its just a single mom calm down

    • @VicColomeet
      @VicColomeet Рік тому +3

      Good for jim,he really shouldn't be going after single moms

  • @couchman-sw6jy
    @couchman-sw6jy Рік тому +5

    “Create the insecurity!” Broooo 😂

  • @hunterv2166
    @hunterv2166 Рік тому +24

    Ok, my man really needs to be put into a tv show, if not, a soap opera at least. These characters, this acting, is IT.

  • @qwertyrhino9497
    @qwertyrhino9497 Рік тому +9

    This guy is so good at portraying the most unlikeable characters ever.

  • @wyattjillard3913
    @wyattjillard3913 Рік тому +32

    “we are not looking to become fathers, we are looking for woman without fathers”

  • @0_0...
    @0_0... Рік тому +9

    that last sentence hit me like a sledgehammer

  • @mathewhumvee
    @mathewhumvee Рік тому +343

    IDK what’s sadder, people like this exist, or the people that actually believe and put in action the crap they shovel
    Side Note: I actually knew someone that was starting to act like this to some of our female friends. Nice dude, just awkward and wanted a GF. We confronted him and set him straight on this BS he was getting; telling him it was more creepy than “cool.” He actually agreed and backed off following these alpha-dating guys.
    Few of the girls and guys actually started to give him good tips and he got more confident. Be nice, dress well, smell good, don’t be a dick…… etc.
    And by dressing well it wasn’t wearing expensive clothing, just more cloths that fit and outfits that worked. Stop the anime shirts that are stained and get a button down sorta deal.
    Few misses with some girls but ended up with a really nice girl in the end.

    • @nicoledoubleyou
      @nicoledoubleyou Рік тому +1

      What's the saddest is Abby woman they manage to get with these tactics amirite

    • @nikolaisedov2295
      @nikolaisedov2295 Рік тому +29

      ​@@birbshidthis has nothing to do with soyboys. This exact advice from the video pretty much works but only if men are looking for casual sex and not a serious relationship / family. The choice depends on your age, maturity, moral integrity and so on.

    • @XIII.1337
      @XIII.1337 Рік тому +4

      The funny thing is ... The advice in the video works totally fine 😂

    • @johnjohnson3681
      @johnjohnson3681 Рік тому

      ​@@birbshidThe tips do work, but like... Can you not get a girl without using psychological manipulation? Is your personality really that repulsive?

    • @christiantaylor1495
      @christiantaylor1495 Рік тому +3

      But he got a woman below his own looks league because men will accept worse than themselves and so women trying to get the best they can won't settle for equal looks partner???

  • @gabrielsantosbastos5257
    @gabrielsantosbastos5257 Рік тому +2

    Ngl, this actually made me want to go into one of these seminars just to see how batshit insane they are

  • @angelicreinforcement3373
    @angelicreinforcement3373 Рік тому +31

    As someone who is deeply in love with a mother, this really got under my skin. Great work, keep it up ❤

    • @nicholasmudrinic4464
      @nicholasmudrinic4464 Рік тому +20

      Whatever you say number 2.

    • @Glace077
      @Glace077 Рік тому +11

      Enjoy raising another man's kid lmao

    • @angelicreinforcement3373
      @angelicreinforcement3373 Рік тому +14

      Incredible work, guys. Hope you get to be as happy as I am 🙏

    • @trippingandbrowsing1269
      @trippingandbrowsing1269 Рік тому +1

      @@angelicreinforcement3373 You're definitely going to be happier than these terminally online incels who have normalized dehumanizing others. Their hatred for women and children who aren't from their sperm is astounding.

    • @TheMuffinManIsHappy
      @TheMuffinManIsHappy Рік тому +14

      @angelicreinforcement3373 Don’t worry about it dude, incel pain is truly terrible; I was a black-pulled incel type for a while and it was the darkest most depressing headspace I’ve ever been in: Anytime I heard a woman even talked about something sexual/romantic I got pissed and defensive, every time I looked in the mirror I was overcome with sadness looking for any flaw I could find, I fell into drugs and self harm…these people are more than likely hurting - products of an increasingly isolated time. But, one day the lies they tell themselves as to why they’re unhappy (it’s the world, it’s women, it’s my genetics, etc) will stop working and that is when they will be ready for growth.
      You’re crushing it, my guy. Happy for you, your lady and the kid.

  • @shoyuramenoff
    @shoyuramenoff Рік тому +5

    The irony about the first one is if I don't know them, I would be pissed off that they touched me without asking me.

  • @OceanGraves
    @OceanGraves Рік тому +12

    Please do an avg “sigma male”
    Mainly based off of andrew tate

  • @lord_of_redstone8582
    @lord_of_redstone8582 Рік тому +7

    The talking to the audience part is so accurate

  • @kaynkayn9870
    @kaynkayn9870 Рік тому +80

    The second advice is actually genius

    • @shoyuramenoff
      @shoyuramenoff Рік тому +10

      You don't need to manipulate people, just go out for coffee/bubble tea/the bar.

    • @kaynkayn9870
      @kaynkayn9870 Рік тому +6

      @@shoyuramenoff that's the obvious way, im just saying that out of all 3... the second one is pretty clever

    • @propogandalf
      @propogandalf Рік тому

      ​@@kaynkayn9870It's diabolical

    • @Nexus31323
      @Nexus31323 Рік тому +1

      I had a date with a guy like that, he invite me to dinner, told me he already had dinner in his house (at the same time telling me he was living with his parents at 50 y.o). I Got up and leave.

  • @SunniDae333
    @SunniDae333 Рік тому +1

    I unironically love your hair like this

  • @thecrimsoncure8201
    @thecrimsoncure8201 Рік тому +1

    Why is this guy SO GOOD at playing THE ABSOLUTE WORST PEOPLE in the world? 😬😂

  • @user-oo7qt5vn2p
    @user-oo7qt5vn2p Рік тому +2

    "we are looking for women WITHOUT fathers" 💀💀💀💀

  • @imurt3417
    @imurt3417 Рік тому +9

    Do you know that thing in fiction when you write something and you have to tone it down because it feels too fake, even though it's a copy and paste from reality?
    This sketch feels like that, like it seems just too much but I know that there are dating gurus that act almost exactly like this lol

  • @frogfrogsonjr
    @frogfrogsonjr Рік тому +82

    As a broke dude, lowkey that second advice is pretty solid (for first dates).

    • @BRAZILIAN_MIKU
      @BRAZILIAN_MIKU Рік тому +58

      Nah bro, from what I've seen, if the girl is really into you she accepts even a walk in the park, but in order for that you first need time talking to her and you also need to be actively improving your life, the best way to get women is to improve yourself

    • @Sarara14
      @Sarara14 Рік тому +31

      Only if she decides to join you on your diet. You'd be better off just doing a coffee date or having a few drinks if you're trying to keep spending down

    • @liusax8437
      @liusax8437 Рік тому +33

      Idk, I think it is a bit inconsiderate as you make her be hungry the whole evening if she then also decides to just have a salad. I prefer honesty and would be a bit pissed if I found out that he lied to me and planned to let me go hungry just to save a few bucks. Not a good start into a relationship 😅 Just do something else if you don't have the money or don't want to spend it.

    • @itsnotatoober
      @itsnotatoober Рік тому +7

      ​@@BRAZILIAN_MIKUYou know good advice is coming when it's starts with nah bro

    • @ReddSquall
      @ReddSquall Рік тому +14

      ​@@liusax8437Other options:
      a) Be assertive and eat what you want. Just because he's eating a salad doesn't mean you have to.
      b) Make it clear you're not expecting him to pay for your food.

  • @goldenmantis5564
    @goldenmantis5564 Рік тому +5

    red flag husband is definitely a regular at these

  • @MegaMyown
    @MegaMyown Рік тому +13

    Say what you want, that eating before dinner point was good, and Idgaf if you said it tongue-in-cheek, you just dropped some gold 😆😂

    • @robertmusil1107
      @robertmusil1107 Рік тому +3

      I've never heard this advice before but it is actually so good :D Not like I'd eat a fucking salad but for people who don't have a lot of money it is genius.

    • @MegaMyown
      @MegaMyown Рік тому +1

      @@robertmusil1107 it also kinda tells you a huge red flag, is she someone who will really be so rude and entitled as to order more food than you? Or even worse, a kinda girl who just uses you for food

    • @snoot6629
      @snoot6629 Рік тому +15

      @@MegaMyown how is it a red flag to order food on a restaurant on a dinner date???

    • @MegaMyown
      @MegaMyown Рік тому +1

      Because people who aren’t rude don’t order more food than those who pay for it, it’s pretty common practice regardless of context. You should never feel entitled to order more food than those who are paying for it.

    • @LvUhcX
      @LvUhcX Рік тому +5

      @@MegaMyownfound the guru guy 😂

  • @LackaJudgment
    @LackaJudgment Рік тому +8

    I feel like this man just blurs the line between satire and reality

    • @TheEnigmaticmuse
      @TheEnigmaticmuse Рік тому +1

      There's a lot of that these days because the satire just writes itself.

  • @lotsaspaghetticodejr.6488
    @lotsaspaghetticodejr.6488 Рік тому +2

    As a man, this broke my heart. There are really abusive, toxic men like this out there. It's a shame.

    • @curious1053
      @curious1053 Рік тому

      Yeah, I’m one of em. Oh well🤷‍♂️

  • @AlexanderBeaton6
    @AlexanderBeaton6 Рік тому +4

    Fuck I love these Jordan Peterson clips thanks for posting 🙏🙌🙌

  • @SD-rm5ty
    @SD-rm5ty Рік тому +2

    Why did the "algorithm" choose this for me??😂😂

  • @Emilio-np4dk
    @Emilio-np4dk 7 місяців тому +1

    Okay the food advice is actually good ngl

  • @coffetrueno9791
    @coffetrueno9791 Рік тому +10

    The next compilation should be teddy! He is so cool and nice!!

  • @Cosmefulanito2812
    @Cosmefulanito2812 Рік тому +6

    The more complicated they make it, the falser. "You gotta make her feel like she needs you" "you gotta make her feel good about herself, then bad about herself, then good again" blah blah blah

    • @SnapThority
      @SnapThority Рік тому

      Ok but hot and cold is an ancient seduction technique you'll find even in classic romantic literature. These PUAs aren't selling anything new.
      Read the Art of Seduction by Robert Greene

    • @SnapThority
      @SnapThority Рік тому

      @@denno445 it is tho. dont take it from me, take it from the ancient masters of seduction. Joesphine (Napoleon's mistress), Andy Warhol both used this to great effect. Writers like Ovid, Plato also mention this in their epics.

  • @Morisek_PL
    @Morisek_PL Рік тому +3

    My dumbass thought it's gonna be about Gru💀💀💀

  • @keineahnungdikka8517
    @keineahnungdikka8517 Рік тому +2

    bro the first tip is demonically evil

  • @Елизавета-х4ч
    @Елизавета-х4ч Місяць тому +1

    Barney Stinson moment😂😂😂

  • @jakeknike
    @jakeknike Рік тому

    Bro your too good at this, I was listening to the whole thing and it was like “yeah I believe somebody would say stuff like this”

  • @shafinrahman2199
    @shafinrahman2199 Місяць тому

    The restaurant advice is pretty good lmao.

  • @ThePigasaurus
    @ThePigasaurus Рік тому +2

    I thought he was gonna say, “We are not looking to become fathers. We are looking to become daddies.”

    • @avril.227
      @avril.227 11 місяців тому

      😂😅😂😅😊😊😊

  • @RobloxDeadzoneHacks
    @RobloxDeadzoneHacks Рік тому +1

    Wow this is some great advice

  • @orderlyxchaos
    @orderlyxchaos Рік тому

    "we're not looking to become fathers, we are looking for women WITHOUT fathers" LMAOO BRILLIANT

  • @Bri-ss1gu
    @Bri-ss1gu Рік тому

    It’s giving Ash from 90 Day Fiancé, with his trainwreck of a dating seminar 😂

  • @mollygrace3068
    @mollygrace3068 Рік тому +2

    Remember to create insecurities in women by making up things that lower their value, like being over the age of consent and having a dating history.

  • @Lowtan
    @Lowtan Рік тому +3

    Nah the eat before you go tip is actually gold.

  • @defaultname7685
    @defaultname7685 Рік тому +1

    #2 is actually brilliant

  • @Candyrock15
    @Candyrock15 Рік тому +2

    How to become an abuser 101

  • @backerthehacker3700
    @backerthehacker3700 Рік тому +1

    Unironically good advice, especially that one about saving money by ordering a salad

  • @hldo00
    @hldo00 2 місяці тому

    This could be totally one of those gurus I can’t 😭😭😭

  • @nerm9507
    @nerm9507 Рік тому +1

    It really discourages me that these things exist

  • @deadbushinc.5105
    @deadbushinc.5105 Рік тому +2

    Girls are a lot like cars cos they’re both very cool (though the latter takes up more space and creates more carbon emissions)

  • @aguywhodoesthings7061
    @aguywhodoesthings7061 Рік тому

    the last line caught me so off guard

  • @chrisdsouza7836
    @chrisdsouza7836 Рік тому +4

    That dinner tip is pure 🔥 gonna use that one

  • @JACOBBROWN-w6z
    @JACOBBROWN-w6z Рік тому +1

    "We are not looking to become fathers; we are looking for women without fathers." Future will be proud! Amen 🙏

  • @stevenbuck4090
    @stevenbuck4090 Рік тому +2

    Tbh some solid advice actually.

  • @josedanielng604
    @josedanielng604 Рік тому +1

    I wrote it all done. Thanks wise one 🐧

  • @PrincipalSkinner3190
    @PrincipalSkinner3190 Рік тому +2

    It's actually good advice not to date a single mother if you don't yourself have kids. Just not for the reasons he mentioned.

  • @psychologydropout2354
    @psychologydropout2354 Рік тому +2

    Learned psychopathy

  • @hyperlybola
    @hyperlybola Рік тому

    i never thought i'd see this, how are you so GOOD at making hateable characters

  • @ebonyalexis32
    @ebonyalexis32 Рік тому +25

    As a single parent I can say I do NOT want to look for a father for my child, nor would I put that responsibility on anyone I date. I chose to leave her father under the premise that no dad is better than a bad dad. I provide for her all she needs. It's wild that there's people who blanket every single parents experience

    • @ayeshaqureshi1699
      @ayeshaqureshi1699 Рік тому +14

      Yea it makes sense. What he’s saying and is toxic. But at the same time you can’t fault someone for not dating people with kids. The kids will always be in the picture, and it is a lot of responsibility, not to mention potentially raising the kid after marriege, the ex being In the picture etc.

    • @nicoledoubleyou
      @nicoledoubleyou Рік тому +2

      It's not true that no dad is better than a bad dad. Any type of bio dad, besides physically or sexually abusive bio dad, is better than no dad. But it's true that no dad is better than a step dad. Studies show that separation, no matter the reason, is more traumatic for children than staying in a hostile home environment. That's just how traumatic it is to go from having both Bio parents around to either having 2 homes with a single parent in each home or just having one, usually the mother. But a single parent is gonna be now extra stressed about everything cuz they havr no help (when parents are together, the man usually helps in some way, but common is either financial or machine chores and women help with dishes etc and of course the kids) and the parents are less available for them because they has to work more to make ends meet.
      The order of what's best to what's worst for kids is:
      a good bio dad,
      bad bio dad (not around much, a little too authoritarian, doesn't help around the house, etc but not like physically or sexually abusive type of bad)
      no dad
      abusive bio dad
      Step dad
      And worst for kids is a bf/gf of the single parent, cuz that could change a lot and there's no real stability for them to be able to rely on
      This is a general thing though it's not going to apply to every single family situation.

    • @nicolasleroux5302
      @nicolasleroux5302 Рік тому

      “I provide for all of her needs.”
      This mentality has destroyed your community. Children need good fathers. Desperately. Your community refuses to accept this truth even though there is no other minority group in the developed world that is even remotely as dysfunctional as yours.

    • @Sepear305
      @Sepear305 Рік тому +24

      @@nicoledoubleyou what research or scholarly source are you basing these claims off?

    • @nicoledoubleyou
      @nicoledoubleyou Рік тому +2

      @@Sepear305 idk I don't have them bookmarked it's just stuff I've read thru the years. I'm sure if you have anything in particular you're curious about you or don't believe you could Google it in some way and find a source. Honestly if I had the time I'd try to find some for us but I don't. Already spent too much of the rare and previous free time I get every day, typing that comment and this one. I'm a mom to 3 under 3, one with autism, so I don't have time to do anything except keeping them fed, their diapers changed, making sure they get sleep when they need it (incl naps), keeping the house from becoming too dirty by finishing chores every night, then I get an hour before I need to sleep so that I'm able to wake up and feed my youngest a couple times a night, but I usually fall asleep early cuz I'm exhausted then I wake up at 6am and I start it all over again. So I regretfully can't gather those sources for you at this time

  • @whyamilikethis1998
    @whyamilikethis1998 Рік тому

    This is a beautiful extended version of the Dennis strategy from always sunny

  • @ShinyHunterBlack
    @ShinyHunterBlack Рік тому +6

    I hate this because its real

  • @sconartist
    @sconartist Рік тому +3

    Where do I sign up for the next seminar?

  • @upsydaysy3042
    @upsydaysy3042 Рік тому

    It's the hands' movement for me

  • @RamenDenominator
    @RamenDenominator Рік тому

    That punchline lands so clean! 😂🤣

  • @darger3
    @darger3 Рік тому

    That last line.😂Jesus

  • @enterrobang
    @enterrobang Рік тому +1

    “we are looking for women without fathers”

  • @3DHDcat
    @3DHDcat Рік тому +1

    excellent tips unironically. Thanks , more to the point than most of gurus

  • @realjickso
    @realjickso Рік тому +1

    This was extremely painful and cringey to watch... Just like real dating gurus. Excellent work.

  • @yoshiguy35
    @yoshiguy35 Рік тому

    Thank you for the tips kind stranger

  • @nimamoradi2779
    @nimamoradi2779 Рік тому

    You advices is duly noted

  • @atticusdodd6814
    @atticusdodd6814 Рік тому

    I mis-read it as dating gru, and I still clicked on it. There must be something wrong with me.

  • @knightmech1848
    @knightmech1848 Рік тому

    SpongeBob: Write that down Patrick, write that down!
    Patrick: EEEEEUUUAAAGH!!!

  • @BreadBox42
    @BreadBox42 5 місяців тому +1

    I mean, the single moms part is pretty true. Stay away unless you also have kids and are looking for a merged family! Otherwise, you just end up taking care of someone other dude’s kid/bad decisions.

  • @testedhawk
    @testedhawk Рік тому +2

    This is just genuinely evil

  • @connor43057
    @connor43057 Рік тому

    Love the last line

  • @domcarter4326
    @domcarter4326 Рік тому

    The second clip is genuinely something I already do

  • @justintyme4690
    @justintyme4690 Рік тому

    Write that down, right that down, WRITE. THAT. DOWN!

  • @__m-a-x__
    @__m-a-x__ Рік тому +1

    Thanks Mr Jerk, now I’m ready to date

  • @monmagog
    @monmagog Рік тому +2

    I actually eat a little before a date, not because I want to be a cheapo, but because I don’t wanna look like a pig

  • @jordangordon2350
    @jordangordon2350 Рік тому

    Honestly that part about the salad was pretty smart

  • @NDOJJODN
    @NDOJJODN Рік тому +8

    As a woman who dates men, somehow I find this to be the least revolting of your slappable characters? I think I'm so used to this being the norm by now 😂

    • @pasijutaulietuviuesas9174
      @pasijutaulietuviuesas9174 Рік тому +2

      This isn't a norm by any stretch of the imagination. That's why it's a skit. You're just choosing assholes to date.

    • @curious1053
      @curious1053 Рік тому

      What’s the common denominator in all your bad relationships?

  • @mrthuggerson7919
    @mrthuggerson7919 Рік тому +1

    Are these compilations compiled of vids already posted or do you just release them all at once

  • @oooSturmgeistooo
    @oooSturmgeistooo Рік тому +1

    Sad thing is that somebody will probably see this and think it's real. Using the "advice".....

  • @oliviasadler5579
    @oliviasadler5579 Рік тому

    The salad trick is actually genius.

  • @oof2073
    @oof2073 9 місяців тому

    the last line- "we are not looking to _become_ fathers, we are looking for women _without_ fathers" xD

  • @somnusha1862
    @somnusha1862 Рік тому

    The advice to save money on dates parts was a very funny part

  • @raccoonboy5864
    @raccoonboy5864 Рік тому

    I respect the hustle