Reading the SCARIEST Text Stories | "KNOCK KNOCK" | Colby Brock

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  • @marssnottheplanet
    @marssnottheplanet 5 років тому +903

    8:13 Corey sounds like the French peas from VeggieTales

  • @oliviarushing2408
    @oliviarushing2408 5 років тому +705

    *corey*: jus woke up thinking bout a quick shower
    *colby*: MmM.
    Corey: I hear some strange noise.... *starts clapping* 💀

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 5 років тому +3

      Corey" just woke up thinking bout a quick shower colby:m.m Corey : I hear some strange noise..... Start cleaning 💀

    • @deku2203
      @deku2203 5 років тому +1

      Corey: I hear some strange noise.... starts fapping 💀

    • @katiegregory3930
      @katiegregory3930 5 років тому

      The likes are 669

    • @oliviarushing2408
      @oliviarushing2408 5 років тому

      Katie Gregory omg 😂

  • @miranda771
    @miranda771 5 років тому +2307

    Knock knock?
    Who's there?
    The divorce papers bItCh

  • @Grace.Catherine
    @Grace.Catherine 4 роки тому +184

    Corey: “thinkin’ about a quick shower”
    Colby: “moans”
    Me: I- sir are you- yea I’m just gonna head out.

  • @taylorray3045
    @taylorray3045 5 років тому +898

    Colby: “how do you know?”
    Corey: * in an angry accent* ” a little BIRDIE TOLD ME!”

    • @aleesha107
      @aleesha107 5 років тому +6

      Evalee Van Leuven THE BIRDS WORK
      FOR THE BOUJEWAZEEEEE

    • @RageQuitinMidget
      @RageQuitinMidget 2 роки тому +2

      with the bird on his shirt

  • @kpbebop
    @kpbebop 5 років тому +2398

    7:41 “I forgot to tell you brother my kidnappings are sponsored” 💀

  • @mj_after_dark
    @mj_after_dark 5 років тому +2170

    “My kidnappings have sponsors”
    If a youtuber kidnapped someone

  • @jennihissong8566
    @jennihissong8566 5 років тому +407

    Corey: She’s so pretty in the morning.
    Colby: You’re a different person
    Corey: let me re say that... ShE’s So PrEtTy iN tHe MoRnInG

    • @Fae63
      @Fae63 Рік тому +6

      I died when I got to that part! 🤣🤣

  • @TREKAB247
    @TREKAB247 5 років тому +281

    Nobody:
    nobody at all:
    Corey:We'd have to kiss

  • @rozwithyou4176
    @rozwithyou4176 5 років тому +1946

    “ wanna see how thick I am watch that ad “ - Corey 2019

  • @iamnautikah232
    @iamnautikah232 5 років тому +818

    Each accent Corey did is each of his different personalities

  • @lucay2014
    @lucay2014 4 роки тому +53

    "She so pritté en da mornen."
    -Corey Scherer

    • @loongal
      @loongal 4 роки тому

      Is that "she so pretty in the morning" Cool 😮

    • @lucay2014
      @lucay2014 4 роки тому +1

      @@loongal Yep.

  • @AmazingLondonLife
    @AmazingLondonLife 5 років тому +418

    Corey: SoMeONe ToOk A ViDEo Of mE iN THE SHoWer AnD ThEn SeNt iT tO YoU.
    *looks so shook*
    Me: laughing

  • @callieraines7992
    @callieraines7992 5 років тому +328

    Colby:" How did Jane get in"
    Corey:"Jane teleported into the chat"

  • @KaitlinKalLee
    @KaitlinKalLee 5 років тому +1918

    Use this as the “I LOVE COLBY BUTTON”
    🌈
    Btw I’m a small creator ▶️

  • @reesejalyn9356
    @reesejalyn9356 4 роки тому +68

    colbys laugh at 2:24 is so adorable ☺️

  • @jaquelineacosta6264
    @jaquelineacosta6264 5 років тому +861

    “IF THEY SHOW OUR FACES WERE GONNA HAVE TO KISS”😂🖤🖤🖤😏

    • @myaaa2626
      @myaaa2626 5 років тому +14

      I hope he never stops referencing that video) moment 😂

    • @SemantaSue
      @SemantaSue 5 років тому +3

      Jaqueline Acosta hahaha

    • @mlkcat
      @mlkcat 4 роки тому +2

      THIS IS ICONIC LINE 😂🤣

    • @x1iv4n
      @x1iv4n 2 роки тому +1

      LMAO💀👏

    • @Ghostingly_Ghost
      @Ghostingly_Ghost 2 роки тому

      Wha.. that heck

  • @reesedouglas9147
    @reesedouglas9147 5 років тому +256

    I forgot to tell you brother, my kidnappings are sponsored.~Corey 2019

  • @Likamelisa
    @Likamelisa 5 років тому +378

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not even the demons Sam summons:
    Corey:wE HavE TO KisS

  • @meganmoulton4009
    @meganmoulton4009 5 років тому +46

    “I forgot to tell you brother. My kidnappings are sponsored”😂😂😂
    I freaking love Corey!!!

  • @coachella1567
    @coachella1567 5 років тому +267

    8:01 Someone please make another meme of Corey making that sound of a door opening or tea boiling!!!!!!!😂🤣😂😂😂

    • @ashleighgullett
      @ashleighgullett 5 років тому +8

      CoachElla 15 they have! He does it too much

    • @emmabug9953
      @emmabug9953 5 років тому +13

      WHY DOES HE ALWAYS MAKE DOOR SOUNDS

    • @haleycumbee3302
      @haleycumbee3302 5 років тому +1

      I THOUGHT HE SOUNDED LIKE A FLY BUT NOW I HEAR A DOOR💀

    • @sarahyoung7935
      @sarahyoung7935 5 років тому +1

      LMAO 😂 😂😂 😂

  • @memento_mori14
    @memento_mori14 5 років тому +455

    “we have to kiss”
    sOMEONE MAKE SURE THEIR FACES ARE ON TV TOGETHER lmao

  • @alananaomi9095
    @alananaomi9095 5 років тому +500

    Corey: "I forgot to tell you brother, my kidnappings are sponsored..." 😂😂
    Also, I accidentally turned on captions and it thought 8:07 was music! 😂

  • @jjwente
    @jjwente 4 роки тому +34

    9:09 Colby the heck was that 😂😂😂😂

  • @juditho1539
    @juditho1539 5 років тому +2791

    Sam is a pen🖋
    Colby is a highlighter 🖍
    Sam draws the world 🌎
    Colby makes it brighter ☀️

  • @honeywherearethekids6816
    @honeywherearethekids6816 5 років тому +306

    nobody:
    no one ever:
    not even the queen Mary's demons:
    Corey: a LiTlE bIrDy ToLd Me

  • @desireebrotherton39
    @desireebrotherton39 5 років тому +277

    Corey: " I forgot to tell you brother, my kidnapping is sponsored"
    Me: 😂😂😂

  • @dacekunce2666
    @dacekunce2666 4 роки тому +58

    6:10
    Corey: "She is so pretty in the morning."
    Colby: "Your not you anymore, your another dude."
    Corey: " sHe iS So PreTTy iN tHe MoRnInG!"

  • @idkwhoaveis
    @idkwhoaveis 5 років тому +186

    nobody:
    not a single soul:
    corey: we'd HAVE to kiss

  • @celine0-0yum
    @celine0-0yum 5 років тому +638

    No one:
    No one at all:
    Not even Sam's demons:
    Corey: We have to kiss

  • @emanaeemanae4002
    @emanaeemanae4002 5 років тому +1645

    No one:
    Corey (always): “we have to kiss” 😂😂😂

    • @zoeburroughs4657
      @zoeburroughs4657 5 років тому +7

      Emanae Emanae that’s Corey in so many vids 😂

    • @savannahkeener6216
      @savannahkeener6216 4 роки тому +3

      Emanae Emanae yes thank you

    • @yourmom-bs7vv
      @yourmom-bs7vv 4 роки тому +2

      "to make......... the world............. fuckin better broo! 😆😂"

    • @ryry02823
      @ryry02823 3 роки тому +2

      Your profile-

    • @emanaeemanae4002
      @emanaeemanae4002 3 роки тому

      @@ryry02823 I know I get it a lot 😂

  • @탄야-h7g
    @탄야-h7g 4 роки тому +51

    1:54 that "mhmm" made my day 😂

  • @jstickman1995
    @jstickman1995 5 років тому +718

    *WHO ELSE STILL WATCHES COLBY OVER THE AGE OF 10??!!* 😂😂😂
    Road to 3.5k

  • @samixx840
    @samixx840 5 років тому +3432

    Corey is the funniest human being alive bro

  • @kimberlyguardado314
    @kimberlyguardado314 5 років тому +369

    corey: i forgot to tell u my kidnapping are sponsored
    me:😂🤣😭
    (Edited) Thank you for the likes

  • @jongteez
    @jongteez 5 років тому +69

    8:07 look at Colby. Thank me later.

  • @Jenniiee.nsb34
    @Jenniiee.nsb34 5 років тому +423

    "You wanna see how thicc I am watch that ad"- Corey Scherer 2019

  • @paigelol871
    @paigelol871 5 років тому +470

    “is this a mega prank war” I UGLY LAUGHED

    • @paigeywaigey
      @paigeywaigey 5 років тому

      hey my name is Paige too lol

  • @lucyallen9398
    @lucyallen9398 5 років тому +178

    Colby: I don’t have that money anymore
    Corey: *voice change* your lying
    Colby: dude your voice

  • @luisaaraujo1132
    @luisaaraujo1132 5 років тому +14

    8:07 - 8:09 um colby.........why you gotta do that to meeeee

  • @dakota-tj2ox
    @dakota-tj2ox 5 років тому +718

    nobody:
    not a soul:
    still not a single being:
    corey: we have to kiss.

  • @myavictoria6822
    @myavictoria6822 5 років тому +175

    Corey- she’s so pretty in the morning
    Colby - that’s not you
    Corey- let me rephrase that
    Corey - she’s so pretty in the morning!!!!

  • @Celena2947
    @Celena2947 5 років тому +329

    Corey should have merch that says
    *”we have to kiss”*

  • @gamerforce8428
    @gamerforce8428 4 роки тому +15

    9:23 I’m gonna be completely honest it just sound like someone is wrestling in bed

  • @delilahschrag7444
    @delilahschrag7444 5 років тому +680

    Corey: “man Chris got the cat and the cat man” 😂😂😂

  • @Moslpod
    @Moslpod 5 років тому +103

    Hey colby I’ve been waiting all day for ur notification keep up the great work love you 😂❤️❤️

    • @Moslpod
      @Moslpod 5 років тому +3

      Omg thx Colby for hearting my comment I love you ❤️❤️

    • @Moslpod
      @Moslpod 5 років тому +2

      Amber Hill aww thx 🥺😇

  • @alyssagarcia1693
    @alyssagarcia1693 5 років тому +233

    Colby: we can’t show this
    Also Colby *keeps watching it*
    Me: ooooo 😂

    • @proherohawks8780
      @proherohawks8780 5 років тому +3

      Why don’t we lover Limelight
      I read this as soon as it happened lol

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 5 років тому +3

      Colby: we can't show this also colby keeps whaching it
      Me:oooo

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 5 років тому +2

      Me oooo 😂

  • @d3vilishdy66uk9
    @d3vilishdy66uk9 5 років тому +21

    "A LITTLE BIRD TOLD MEEEE!"
    7:58

  • @Megan-kj8rh
    @Megan-kj8rh 5 років тому +132

    I love that corey always goes back to "we have to kiss"

  • @piperisbored
    @piperisbored 5 років тому +193

    8:07 I lost breath from laughing because of Corey’s voice 😂😂

  • @gisellejacobs1350
    @gisellejacobs1350 5 років тому +166

    Nobody:
    Corey: “Yo Kris got the cat and the CAT mane!”

  • @isabellex.x5427
    @isabellex.x5427 5 років тому +13

    7:58 A LiTTLe BiRDie tOLd Me!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @dems8722
    @dems8722 5 років тому +469

    No one:
    My kitchen door at 3am when I'm going to get more food: 8:01

  • @taylorlynn9694
    @taylorlynn9694 5 років тому +204

    NOTIFICATION SQUAD WHERE YOU GUYS AT?!
    WE LOVE YOU COLBY ❤️

  • @meiti425
    @meiti425 5 років тому +134

    Corey sounds like a 40 yo farmer, a 93 yo grandma and a crazy 9 yo at the same time😂

  • @mxchi_gutz
    @mxchi_gutz Рік тому +5

    Colby: “hey, babe.”
    Me: *giggling, screaming, kicking my feet, blushing*

  • @emilytanner7116
    @emilytanner7116 5 років тому +324

    COLBY COMIN IN WITH COREY!!!!!!! I’ve been waiting so long for this!!!!!
    Like if you did too
    👇🏽

    • @aly_1631
      @aly_1631 5 років тому +7

      OMG COLBY LIKED

    • @ashtonhernandez9022
      @ashtonhernandez9022 5 років тому +6

      Emily Tanner OMG CONGRATSSSSS HE LIKED YOUR COMMENT 👏👏👏

    • @cohenforbes5775
      @cohenforbes5775 5 років тому

      Emily Tanner can you subscribe to me please and if you do thank you very much I do lots of videos such as exploring etc thank you

  • @natashapartridge6734
    @natashapartridge6734 5 років тому +306

    Colby:
    “Knock knock, who’s there”
    Me:
    “It’s me, wondering why your not naked”
    Corey:
    “Knock knock, who’s there”
    Me:
    “Me, still wondering why you’re not naked”
    (If you know, you know)

    • @shrekssweetbuns872
      @shrekssweetbuns872 5 років тому +5

      Natasha Partridge and if you dont know get to know😂

    • @Zombifez
      @Zombifez 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @arieseye5
      @arieseye5 5 років тому +2

      love this

    • @danielapinedo1389
      @danielapinedo1389 5 років тому +2

      Natasha Partridge DUDE I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING 😂

    • @kemiyahlewis6799
      @kemiyahlewis6799 5 років тому +3

      I was singing that when Colby said that😂😂😂

  • @tervinad3032
    @tervinad3032 5 років тому +117

    Corey and colby: wE rEaD eVeRy CoMmEnT
    Me: but did you read this comment😏

  • @gaychild9842
    @gaychild9842 4 роки тому +13

    Corey is the weirdest and funniest person ever 🤣 “we have to kiss” that’s the famous quote from Corey Scherer

  • @rata6880
    @rata6880 5 років тому +150

    7:29 Everytime Corey talked like that I thought of mr.bobinsky from coarline

  • @deniz2449
    @deniz2449 5 років тому +85

    Corey: I forgot to tell you brother, my kidnappings are sponsored.
    Why is this the best quote ever lol

  • @shhimaturtle
    @shhimaturtle 5 років тому +122

    nobody:
    not one:
    not a single person:
    seriously not one soul:
    corey: wE hAVe tO kISs

  • @miachrist2542
    @miachrist2542 5 років тому +11

    3:46 Colby: oh f*** bro I can’t show this
    Also Colby:wait clan I play this agin??
    Again Colby: shows anyways

  • @_cxntia
    @_cxntia 5 років тому +413

    No one:
    Still no one:
    Not anyone:
    Like not even all the ghosts and demons in the world:
    Corey: aAaAaH oKaY tExAs!!😂

  • @genesismarquez4660
    @genesismarquez4660 5 років тому +72

    When you’re early and have no juicy comments to read :’)

  • @chich1239
    @chich1239 5 років тому +80

    Corey: She's so pretty in the morning
    Colby: Your not you anymore, your another dude
    Corey: Let me rephrase that
    "She's so pretty in the morning!!!!!!!!!"

  • @kierarichter5349
    @kierarichter5349 3 роки тому +10

    6:44 is something Colby would actually do

  • @isabellamcburnett2622
    @isabellamcburnett2622 5 років тому +90

    Corey: “I forgot to tell you my kidnaps are sponsored

  • @brooklynnziegler3530
    @brooklynnziegler3530 5 років тому +87

    no joke when I got the notification for this video, I gasped so loud.

  • @korionphoenix
    @korionphoenix 5 років тому +78

    no one:
    not a soul:
    colby: *possesed donald duck noises*
    “just kidding guys”

  • @kayleyclarkk
    @kayleyclarkk 4 роки тому +6

    8:06 is literally the best part of the video😂😂😂😂

  • @sarahh8654
    @sarahh8654 5 років тому +270

    Corey: moves over
    Colby: nO NO you can't move
    Corey:😲😮😐
    Colby: the text goes there

  • @NoOne-gi5gk
    @NoOne-gi5gk 5 років тому +621

    “I took everything from her ....
    Even her cat” 😂😂

    • @rawr9772
      @rawr9772 4 роки тому +5

      She's a man now...

    • @ashcurseinfinity5330
      @ashcurseinfinity5330 4 роки тому +6

      I literally thought, “wait, if he took EVERYTHING from her, wouldn’t that mean he took her life as well!?”

    • @callum_cries68
      @callum_cries68 4 роки тому

      How dare you take her cat

    • @cathywhitehead6332
      @cathywhitehead6332 3 роки тому

      No one:
      Literally no one:
      Colby:ahahaha oh my god!

  • @chester_sea1052
    @chester_sea1052 5 років тому +231

    0:44
    Colby: “my first time on tv”
    My Australian news: “two youtubers have been arrested for trespassing”
    Later at the police station during a party: “folks...WE GOT EM”

  • @NAT20Ashes
    @NAT20Ashes 5 років тому +7

    I forreal wish Colby and Corey did way more videos together they’re my favorites and they’re funny af.

  • @Lacey51234
    @Lacey51234 5 років тому +71

    Colby: “we might get demonetised”
    Viewers: Don’t you sadly always get demonetise anyways

  • @laurabelle6983
    @laurabelle6983 5 років тому +287

    Colby: What's that noise
    Corey: Corey Clapping
    Colby:Gets Scared
    Corey: Starts Laughing
    Me:😂😹

  • @kouxano3148
    @kouxano3148 5 років тому +133

    Corey: wanna see how thicc I am watch that ad 😉
    Colby: Altight let me see this
    Me: and a OoP- 🤭😂

  • @karleighthat0neh0e26
    @karleighthat0neh0e26 4 роки тому +12

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    Not even Colby:
    Corey:✌🏼😃✌🏼 3:02

  • @lostanguishbladelord2461
    @lostanguishbladelord2461 5 років тому +216

    Corey: "what if they show our faces on the TV"
    Colby: "we'd have to kiss"
    Me: "Camera men you have been offered this opportunity to give the people what they want; don't screw it up" Also: #Colrey

    • @RandomlyPoster
      @RandomlyPoster 5 років тому +10

      Other way around. Corey said "we'd have to kiss."

    • @jascheyennex
      @jascheyennex 5 років тому

      No Solby

    • @austinc7409
      @austinc7409 5 років тому

      Envoy of Anguish Blade Lord no Corey said “we’d have to kiss”

  • @Darth.Possum
    @Darth.Possum 5 років тому +79

    “Chris got the cat and the cat 🤪🤪🤪” lmao I’m crying

  • @victoriarando6683
    @victoriarando6683 5 років тому +93

    @ 8:29 why does he sound like Napoleon Dynamite?? 😂 and then 5 seconds before it was Pedro?? Omg lmfao!! 🤣

  • @prence15
    @prence15 4 роки тому +7

    7:24 nailed it with the russian accent

  • @tarynkenzy3811
    @tarynkenzy3811 5 років тому +159

    When Corey said, “A little bird told me,” I died😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jordynfarrell8558
    @jordynfarrell8558 5 років тому +73

    Hey Colby ur such an inspiration to me I love youuu♥️♥️

    • @marley6969
      @marley6969 5 років тому +1

      @@omdoxus too

    • @arianai2818
      @arianai2818 5 років тому

      Omg Colby replied to u

    • @jordynfarrell8558
      @jordynfarrell8558 5 років тому

      @@arianai2818 IK🥰😂

    • @jordynfarrell8558
      @jordynfarrell8558 5 років тому

      @@colbybrock OMG U REPLIED🤯😂🥰

    • @arianai2818
      @arianai2818 5 років тому +2

      Colby Brock Colby I love you so much whenever I’m down you ALWAYS make my day ❤️your supper funny and nice you deserve way more subscribers hope you see this and your smile is super cute love you ❤️

  • @mikayla8397
    @mikayla8397 5 років тому +46

    “What if they show our faces?” “We both start crying” “we’ll have to kiss”
    Lmao I’m crying😂

    • @owennelson4009
      @owennelson4009 5 років тому

      The second I looked at this comment they said the exact same thing in the video at the same time

  • @isabellavasilev2768
    @isabellavasilev2768 4 роки тому +5

    7:57 the best part of the whole channel

  • @cheykearsley4398
    @cheykearsley4398 5 років тому +42

    Colby - "guys... I swear to god... a murderer walked in..."
    Sam - "Dude, are you filming an XPLR video without me!?"

  • @weepee_pee
    @weepee_pee 5 років тому +89

    "We read every single comment! "
    Me:..... - 3- I don't believe you but I do at the same time. TwT

  • @niyasplanet3442
    @niyasplanet3442 5 років тому +93

    Corey: yoUr PhoNe diEd u Should HavE chArge yoUr phOne
    Me : looks to see what percent im on
    My phone: 27%
    Also me realizing he’s not talking to me : oooOooOoo hehehehehehehehehehe im stupidd

  • @wonyfake
    @wonyfake 3 роки тому +8

    5:08
    That is what happened when clapping was invented

  • @jamiejo2000
    @jamiejo2000 5 років тому +444

    6:55 why is Corey becoming Gru
    once you hear it you can’t unhear it

  • @tabithastaples9606
    @tabithastaples9606 5 років тому +167

    Colby: “I’ll come and cut you into piece!”
    Me: CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

    • @dmohammed2153
      @dmohammed2153 5 років тому +5

      Tabitha Staples SUFFOCATION NO BREATHING!!!!

    • @liv_9748
      @liv_9748 5 років тому +4

      @@dmohammed2153 DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING

    • @wynterwolfrose228
      @wynterwolfrose228 5 років тому +2

      I’m glad I’m not alone when he said that my mind started singing it too

    • @LanaCodedBrea05
      @LanaCodedBrea05 5 років тому +1

      YES

    • @layne0323
      @layne0323 5 років тому +4

      oh hello, i spot a papa roach fan 😀

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 5 років тому +76

    Corey: No one's here but me...Actually...Wait...I hear some strange noise...👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
    I died of laughter lol! 😂😂😂

  • @s4mmyl0l
    @s4mmyl0l 4 роки тому +15

    omg the way corey said “okay” was so cute LMAOO at 1:58

  • @cammirose1097
    @cammirose1097 5 років тому +46

    I’ve missed this type of videeoooo, I miss colby+Corey 🤧♥️‼️

  • @SemantaSue
    @SemantaSue 5 років тому +83

    Colby: I’m so scared to be on tv
    Me : I’m happy for u

  • @sailor4366
    @sailor4366 5 років тому +76

    Me playing playing pubg:
    Notifications: colby brock has uploaded a new video
    Me:WHY NOW!?