Fun fact, the mlp jar guy has a gf now and he fully admits he is attracted to mlp characters. I don't understand this but uh... good for him, ig. He found love
You know, for all the people who complain that nobody likes them and there's no one out there, this dude put himself out on the internet, got a lot of laughs thrown at him, but still found someone in all that. I do not want to call his particular methods inspirational but good for him
See I read the comments before checking the video and thought “hey! This guy’s being dramatic, it can’t be thaaat bad....” **and then it was that bad...**
So bizly and ani were in a state of constant regret while wildspartanz was feeling the power of pain flow through his body. Anyways I'm wondering if you would review some of r/bonehurtingjuice
Me, in bed with a slight stomach bug: * sees video* ah yes this looks like a completely appropriate video to watch while I eat my breakfast * first picture appears * Me: ah
5:03 At first I thought the guy who made this post was talking about him having a diaper fetish, but then I read the rest of the sentence and THANKFULLY it wasn't that. That would've been way, way, WAY worse!
Thank you Brandon for this video *now if you'll all excuse me, I'm gonna go take an hour-long shower and cry uncontrollably* Also RIP Bewee, your sacrifice for taking that skeleton's arrow will not be in vain
According to research I’ve done and info I’ve gotten from other videos, Ben and Gwen were originally supposed to be friends but someone pointed out that a male bringing a female friend on a road trip was kinda strange so they changed it
I was a brony for the last six years and still am, and I NEVER seen the "meme" about rainbow dash. So Brandon the fact that you know that so called "meme" by you, is very weird.
@@Lukeriel Is this meme related to the live sized MLP stuffed animal that had a p*ssy? Or did someone actually make a fleshlight with rainbow dash's appearance?
@@FeneFeline nah some dude got a rainbow dash plush and put it in a jar and just kept nutting into it while leaving it on a radiator to see what would happen to the plushie
I had a toenail get ripped off...I caught it on some metal stairs while wearing sandals and...yeah. It's a bizarre feeling but it wasn't as painful as you might imagine it would be. It hurt like hell but wasn't nearly what you brain conjures up when you think about it.
I am in hospital, downing painkillers after a kidney surgery, and yet, this video alone, has caused more pain then anything I am currently going through.
@@dexo2727 I thought you were saying the video caused more pain than the kidney surgery pain. Am I mistaken? If i am not I was saying i disagree with you on it although it pain from this video is up there with the pain from kidney surgery.
People will say the internet was a mistake cuz of these things But honestly, the internet has the merit that these people can all unite in one singular place and stay the hell away from all of us
Women continue lactating until they stop breastfeeding pretty much. This is how wetnurses were able to work. I've always just known this, now I'm concerned for your education.
I have heard of the Rainbow Dash jar when I was in the MLP fandom back then (I think it was 2014) but never read what it was about, until... I saw this video, 7 years later, and I'll never mentally recover from this knowledge that I have learned years after I left the fandom.
The most painful images are the full paragraphs of people ranting about how cruel it is that a fictional character is fictional and they can't have sex with the.
Just imagining the creator of the WildSpartanz flavored Gacha Life video watching this now. Edit: I just found one with Kwite in it too, which is funny since he literally made a video called “Gacha Life mini movies are terrible”
That episode was traumatizing, ya know what other show was traumatizing? Teletubbies, that damn vacuum from hell scared the fuck out of me, i had nightmares for a long while after the episode it went crazy and sucked everything up. Even still today that thing gives me anxiety
Funfact, actually not so funfact: the thing at 8:57 sort of happened to me in real life. Once when I was younger I was just playing with the door for some reason just swinging it from left to right and because it’s a little bit above the ground my toe went under the door and it ripped like a large part of my toenail off. I don’t remember it that good since it was a long time ago but I remember the pain, don’t play with doors kids.
Fun fact, the mlp jar guy has a gf now and he fully admits he is attracted to mlp characters. I don't understand this but uh... good for him, ig. He found love
Who even was he and what did he do
Kinda weird but yeah. Good for him.
You know, for all the people who complain that nobody likes them and there's no one out there, this dude put himself out on the internet, got a lot of laughs thrown at him, but still found someone in all that. I do not want to call his particular methods inspirational but good for him
Justin Whang recently did an interview with him
@@AbsoluteTravisT that's how you know that either their love is meant to be, or a mutually toxic relationship.
10 seconds in and you're hitting us with the rainbow dash jar?
It was inevitable
OP, what the HECK is that username?!
@@ERROR_V1X-N it caused pain. Literally everything about this video is pain. Even the comments. WHY!
More like 5 seconds in which makes it even worse 😔
I had a feeling something like that would show up, lol xD
One image in and I'm ready to play in traffic
Yes can I join
Yoo conga line into traffic??
See I read the comments before checking the video and thought “hey! This guy’s being dramatic, it can’t be thaaat bad....”
**and then it was that bad...**
@@portajon3049 yes
Already beat you to it
Nobody:
Ani: "I googled myself on UA-cam"
That was her first mistake
Do you think she would say "i youtubed myself on youtube"
@@marcoanimacoes5690 Maybe "searched"?
@@TheLoneFlutist joke
@@marcoanimacoes5690 or what
The only April Fool's Joke is how much of a clown I am for thinking I would escape this video unscarred.
LMAO
Maybe.... I'm the fool
You know, it's when you come to the video wanting to get through it scarred, then fail, that you know you are over everything
So bizly and ani were in a state of constant regret while wildspartanz was feeling the power of pain flow through his body. Anyways I'm wondering if you would review some of r/bonehurtingjuice
YOU CAN’t HOLD ME DOWN
Oh god, HES GAINING TOO MUCH POWER
@@WildSpartanz HE HAS ASCENDED
@@WildSpartanz we will try you ungodly man
@@WildSpartanz some people like that 😅
_First image_
Bizly: *”My time has come.”*
"come"
Stop
@@tempest8367 Nah
@@typostitch544 *STOP*
@@darkbobblackpants9747 Bold of you to assume I would
The most disturbing image of all time: Bizzling the pickle
No, it's the brain cell that gave you the idea to type this.
Hnnnggggggg pissly
0:04
Not Even 10 seconds in And we Get This
It upsets me every time I see it
4:10 I live in Nigeria and i can confirm that this pic is in fact real and quite popularly sold, i guess people just dont notice pregnant gwen
Oh god...
Listen to Gorfcast then
It’s probably because it’s a common thing there.
Thank God my therapist is coming today
Can you give me there phone number. I gonna need there help as well
TheRapist
where is the therapist coming? *in a jar?*
Dont thank god. God isnt here anymore he left when the mlp jars were created
OUCH OH GOD THAT HURT
not PogChamp
@@animalistic. very not pogchamp
@@Danger11007 😕 Kinda WeirdChamp Ngl
@@animalistic. not a very epic gamer moment at all
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me, in bed with a slight stomach bug: * sees video* ah yes this looks like a completely appropriate video to watch while I eat my breakfast
* first picture appears *
Me: ah
5:03 At first I thought the guy who made this post was talking about him having a diaper fetish, but then I read the rest of the sentence and THANKFULLY it wasn't that. That would've been way, way, WAY worse!
Why did you think the boxers Spongebob had on somehow was diapers? No, HOW did you think that was diapers??
@@anglepsycho I DON'T KNOW!
bizly and ani: (very audibly in pain and suffering)
brandon: *HEEHEEHEEHEE*
This really making me unslurp my pasta, wtf.
cool pfp, gave me random nostalgia
Hat Kid supremacy
Thank you Brandon for this video
*now if you'll all excuse me, I'm gonna go take an hour-long shower and cry uncontrollably*
Also RIP Bewee, your sacrifice for taking that skeleton's arrow will not be in vain
🍪 yeah your gonna need this
im also going to be in the bathroom for an hour
I feel like Brandon has been starting to giggle like Ani, I-
yall should make one of those from that story channel alone, they got so much weird shit in there its nuts
According to research I’ve done and info I’ve gotten from other videos, Ben and Gwen were originally supposed to be friends but someone pointed out that a male bringing a female friend on a road trip was kinda strange so they changed it
All life is pain, at least we could see the worst to be prepared for the terrible
8:25 this is the most visceral and genuine "NO!" scream I have ever heard from Ani. That image really touched her in all of the wrong places.
I’m convinced humans don’t deserve to live like goddamn
4:11 It was time for Thomas to leave...
But he couldn’t...
Bizly's story reminds me of when I was little and my dog was mad so she ripped my dad's toenail off.
W H A T
what the fuck
what in the actual fuck
Don't mess with the dog
RIP Bewee, you will be missed
This is my favorite video of yours. If you did a series, I’d be absolutely stoked.
RIP Bewee the minecraft dog. May he frolic in Minecraft dog heaven.
9:00 that episode really did traumatized us all as children
I’m still scared to move couches, I just can’t, my toes start hurting...
@@elizabethgatchell4546 i no longer have toes bc of the episode
2:25
As a pony fan, it does, in fact, relate to the first post.
I am ashamed of my fandom.
Never be ashamed of the entire fandom, just it's darkest corners.
@@HazySkies Truer words have never been spoken. This comment is so easily related to the furry community as well.
@@FeneFeline Cheese Grater :3
@@MalachiWadas What now?
The thumbnail made me cry and im not afraid to admit it
I take solace in the fact that I'm too drunk to remember any of this, I pray I don't look when I'm sober
I was a brony for the last six years and still am, and I NEVER seen the "meme" about rainbow dash. So Brandon the fact that you know that so called "meme" by you, is very weird.
I’m not even a mlp fan and I’ve heard of the meme
Then I'm guessing I am one of those normal bronies
@@Lukeriel Is this meme related to the live sized MLP stuffed animal that had a p*ssy? Or did someone actually make a fleshlight with rainbow dash's appearance?
@@FeneFeline nah some dude got a rainbow dash plush and put it in a jar and just kept nutting into it while leaving it on a radiator to see what would happen to the plushie
@@pythonallegory2733 I thought it was a solid figure.
That doorknob photoshopped onto the.. pikachu tail.. confused me for a second
That confusion was your innocence seconds before it got ripped away.
R.I.P. Bewee he will always be missed 😢
Life is pain, would it truly be living if we didn't sit through an entire 10 minutes or so of pain?
2:30 I love bizly and ani's agonizing screams while brandon laughs maniacally.
Me a regular click watcher: enjoying the torture of mundane content
I once saw the Ben 10 stickers on a store, I live in Argentina, so here you can find. Some else wanna share the location of that fine piece of art?
I saw it once too, it was in Hell
@@elwawa123 so basically the same place
Yep
No me jodas que viste *eso* en venta. Odio este país.
I just started and I already hate it.
These images making me feel like I just lost a diamond in lava after three hours of searching for them
my favorite bizly quote "why do you make us do this". not angry, not upset just defeated
9:00 the worst part is is that that's probably not the worst episode they made.
At least that episode had a happy(ish) ending for Squid.
5:38 Love, Chunibyo slaps hard
That’s what she said
And you know what I-
WHAT WAS THAT?
Uh James-
I had a toenail get ripped off...I caught it on some metal stairs while wearing sandals and...yeah. It's a bizarre feeling but it wasn't as painful as you might imagine it would be. It hurt like hell but wasn't nearly what you brain conjures up when you think about it.
0:05 That is one weird looking fleshlight.
nO
I wish I’d never read this
This makes me wanna gouge my eyes out
I’m taking psychic damage the entire party including the barbarian is not wanting to be here
This is Brandon getting back on bizzly / pissly using painful
Brandon is from SAW but not a victim
I need to floss my neck with razor wire after this.
I am in hospital, downing painkillers after a kidney surgery, and yet, this video alone, has caused more pain then anything I am currently going through.
I dont know about that one chief. Its up there but i would have to disagree with you on it being more than kidney surgery pain.
@@FeneFeline Thats... What I said
@@dexo2727 I thought you were saying the video caused more pain than the kidney surgery pain. Am I mistaken? If i am not I was saying i disagree with you on it although it pain from this video is up there with the pain from kidney surgery.
R.I.P. BEWEE
You will be missed ...
By Bizle McFizzle the Missle
as an alabamian i can confidently deny that incest doesn’t happen as much as the media tells
This video should of been title “Brandon gets his revenge” they shall no longer bullied him.
2:05 oh god i just realized what this is
This video makes me feel pain. Lmao I’m very sad
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😀😃😄😂😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣IM IN CONSTANT
PPPAIN HAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHQH
🤣😅😂🤣😂😂😂😃😖😄😀😃😂😃😂
Bizly: I shouldn't say "imagine the circumstances"
Also Bizly: *says it immediately afterwards*
There is a far bigger community around that r/incest reddit. Hundrets of thousands of people joint. It's a whole network on reddit xD
People will say the internet was a mistake cuz of these things
But honestly, the internet has the merit that these people can all unite in one singular place and stay the hell away from all of us
Brandon showing off his saved image folder for 11 and a half minutes
Didn’t the MLP jar get left on a heater and the figure got boiled in the, uh... contents
yep. it was really gross
ani and bizzy * sees mundane one * "upgrade"
**sees next one** "**FUCK GO BACK* *"
Yooo check out the mlp cumjar guys interview with Whang!
The fact that there is 30000 people in that subreddit is crazy to put that in perspective a average stadium pre COVID was over 30000 people
6:24 Searched the video, saw the 1st second and came back, before I ascended into the 5th dimension
10:10 sonic and shadow are supposed to be brothers because eggman used Sonics DNA to make shadow
You know what hurts more? Not seeing Bluesdank
9:50 I am in pain
Wait was that made in MS Paint?
10:30 all this caused me was anything except pain in fact it caused me joy.
Monster
@@Milk88488 bitch
4:46 best part
Women continue lactating until they stop breastfeeding pretty much. This is how wetnurses were able to work. I've always just known this, now I'm concerned for your education.
I'm watching this as like 11:20 PM, and I don't think I'll sleep soundly tonight
Pissly
Pissly
Pissly
pISSLY
Pissly
pissly
I have heard of the Rainbow Dash jar when I was in the MLP fandom back then (I think it was 2014) but never read what it was about, until...
I saw this video, 7 years later, and I'll never mentally recover from this knowledge that I have learned years after I left the fandom.
Two Emo guys battling is like watching two equally matched Infantry Sections and armored support trading fire on level ground
I love how kingani was about to say let’s go but remembered what video they where doing
9:15
I have
. . . don't trust doors when someone else is operating them.
Both ani and bizly deserve financial compensation after this vid
4:39 idk what's funnier, the fact that my name is used in this bit, or the fact I would have been the kid to do that
The first image made me feel more than pain.
Also 4:11 *SWEET HOME ALABAMER*
Bizzly: are you saying love is pain?
Also Bizzly: No! NO! VETO!
8:25 that was the most genuine NO! I have ever heard
I really want to hear Bizly reading that SpongeBob one out of context randomly
youve never felt real pain until your first minecraft dog dies in front of you trying to fight what hit you
Just wanna point out that Ani said "I Googled myself on UA-cam" and nobody caught that.
i had a sudden heartburn hearing bizzly read the spongebob paragraph and that shit actually hurted
Bizly talking about the toe nail ripping off the toe thing, that's pain, and I unfortunately know from experience.
When you got to the toenail one, the toe that I injured 11 years ago literally flinched. XD
Fun fact: if your nail gets ripped off, it takes 13 months to regrow!
Bro the way Bizly went stop bro sounded like he was in 100% agony
The most painful images are the full paragraphs of people ranting about how cruel it is that a fictional character is fictional and they can't have sex with the.
As a kid I though being blind was terrible, but I grew up and after this video, I don’t think it’s that bad now
This video in a nuthsell: "Where is my sanity.... Oh. There it is." *Throws it in the garbage*
Bizly's performance at 5:15 reminded me of a particular scene from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged... You may or may not know which one.
Just imagining the creator of the WildSpartanz flavored Gacha Life video watching this now.
Edit: I just found one with Kwite in it too, which is funny since he literally made a video called “Gacha Life mini movies are terrible”
That episode was traumatizing, ya know what other show was traumatizing? Teletubbies, that damn vacuum from hell scared the fuck out of me, i had nightmares for a long while after the episode it went crazy and sucked everything up. Even still today that thing gives me anxiety
You clearly didn't eat the tubby custard, have some friend, it will make you feel better. Just eat the custard, eat it, eat the custard :)
Funfact, actually not so funfact: the thing at 8:57 sort of happened to me in real life. Once when I was younger I was just playing with the door for some reason just swinging it from left to right and because it’s a little bit above the ground my toe went under the door and it ripped like a large part of my toenail off. I don’t remember it that good since it was a long time ago but I remember the pain, don’t play with doors kids.
6:36 is anyone gonna talk about how he’s wearing a Tommy shirt or is it just me ;-;
I was eating a yoghurt bowl when watching this and now I'll never subscribe.
OH N O
7:06 Well, if you want more pain, you know what to Google on UA-cam next.
Edit: R.I.P. BeWee