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  • @Scott_Forsell
    @Scott_Forsell Місяць тому +159

    Seagal starts out in prison so often you'd think it was an Elder Scrolls game.

    • @coyoteone6197
      @coyoteone6197 Місяць тому +15

      Except nobody will say, "You, you're finally awake." Because they won't be able to tell.

    • @OneEyePI
      @OneEyePI Місяць тому +10

      He would never escape because he is over encumbered by his own body

    • @bryce4228
      @bryce4228 Місяць тому +19

      He used to be an adventurer like you, until he took several million donuts to the mouth.

    • @OneEyePI
      @OneEyePI Місяць тому +4

      @@bryce4228 that made me lol

    • @fogwat
      @fogwat Місяць тому +4

      Would Elder Scrolls 6 be more or less ridiculous if Steven Seagal were in it?

  • @Ildar_Bulatov
    @Ildar_Bulatov Місяць тому +112

    Black dawn is the codename of situation when Sifu gets up in the morning and finds out he's run out of cookies for the breakfast

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 Місяць тому

      Also, it's what ruphy'd strippers call it when they wake up next to Sifu. 😳

    • @eduardopena5893
      @eduardopena5893 Місяць тому +7

      Black dawn is when Sifu wakes up in a pile of his own excrement because he shart the bed

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 Місяць тому

      "Black Dawn" is what roof-feed strippers call it when they wake up next to Steven Seagal. 😳

    • @Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub
      @Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub Місяць тому

      It's the name of a local stripper who has a restraining order against him.

    • @PVS-2024
      @PVS-2024 Місяць тому +5

      Ran out of hair dye

  • @BrownCornelius000
    @BrownCornelius000 Місяць тому +56

    "I've got three copies of this..."
    Now, that's a proper threat.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Місяць тому +2

      It made me so happy to get rid of one of them.

  • @Ildar_Bulatov
    @Ildar_Bulatov Місяць тому +71

    There is a rule with these Sifu's 2000s movies:
    If it moves then it's stunt double, if it speaks then it's voice double

    • @danielreynolds4716
      @danielreynolds4716 Місяць тому +5

      Ah yes but if it's a close up is it even in the same shoot schedule?

    • @leriava
      @leriava Місяць тому +9

      But if it's groping a girl 40+ years younger than him, it's Seagal

    • @Ildar_Bulatov
      @Ildar_Bulatov Місяць тому +1

      ​@@leriavadefinitely)

    • @Teh69thSpartan
      @Teh69thSpartan Місяць тому

      @@Ildar_Bulatov and have the body double do all the stuff (waddling, fight scenes, everything)

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Місяць тому +2

      That's a damn good rule.

  • @eduardopena5893
    @eduardopena5893 Місяць тому +63

    "Because now, I am gonna snatch every mother [loving] Thanksgiving Dinner."

    • @MrL0wk3y.502
      @MrL0wk3y.502 Місяць тому +3

      What is he actually saying?

    • @tdata545
      @tdata545 Місяць тому +1

      @@MrL0wk3y.502 A damning indictment of Pilgrams scar left on the Americas against American Indians.

    • @GothamKnight84661
      @GothamKnight84661 Місяць тому

      @@MrL0wk3y.502 Have you seen Ritchie at Thanksgiving dinner!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Місяць тому +2

      🤣

    • @eduardopena5893
      @eduardopena5893 Місяць тому

      @@MrL0wk3y.502 replace Thanksgiving dinner with birthday

  • @Teh69thSpartan
    @Teh69thSpartan Місяць тому +103

    Y'all forgot to edit the Sifu Seagal intro in it.

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 Місяць тому +2

      Par for the course, for these yahoos. 🙃😆

    • @Np_updates
      @Np_updates Місяць тому +6

      He forgot again 😢

    • @dallen8997
      @dallen8997 Місяць тому +17

      The intro got too fat to pick up

    • @Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub
      @Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub Місяць тому +9

      Get your own Dave and film an intro, these guys have valuable drinking to do!

    • @dramaartist6472
      @dramaartist6472 Місяць тому

      I think its because of Friar Tuck's beard..

  • @craigstrickland1572
    @craigstrickland1572 Місяць тому +45

    "Turns Fatly" Gotdamn that is a hilarious burn

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Місяць тому +2

      You brought out the gotdamn! I love it.

  • @Ildar_Bulatov
    @Ildar_Bulatov Місяць тому +23

    Director: "All right, Steven, we need you to turn fatly"
    Seagal: "F*ck that!"
    *angrily turns fatly and walks away*
    Director: "Okay, cut!"

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 Місяць тому +4

      * waddles away

    • @yuuhisaka8724
      @yuuhisaka8724 Місяць тому +4

      ​@@jackflash8218
      To strip club in Western Europe

    • @leeweesquee
      @leeweesquee Місяць тому +1

      "Set up the green screen"

  • @newarchillabog9403
    @newarchillabog9403 Місяць тому +68

    "I dont give a shit about Avatar!" 😂 Exactly what i think every time someone brings up Avatar.

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix Місяць тому +2

      Avatar 2 at least

    • @Teh69thSpartan
      @Teh69thSpartan Місяць тому +3

      @@newarchillabog9403 which Avatar? The Last Airbender or the James Cameron one?

    • @PapaBradford
      @PapaBradford Місяць тому +3

      ​@@Teh69thSpartan Yes

    • @newarchillabog9403
      @newarchillabog9403 Місяць тому +2

      @Teh69thSpartan Both. The OG anime was good 👍

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Місяць тому +2

      You can't hit us with Ghostbusters, then follow it with Avatar.

  • @1massboy
    @1massboy Місяць тому +50

    Seafood on Thanksgiving?!
    You shouldn’t have… No really you shouldn’t have.

    • @tdata545
      @tdata545 Місяць тому +4

      2016, went to my dad's house for thanksgiving, and he had a whole spread of sea food for his girlfriend's kids who are all college educated, and decided to go "vegan" since they mixed up "veganism" with "pescetarianism" which is Ironic since, I didn't go to college, but I know the difference. Their mother, who supposedly has a PHD in nutrition didn't know the difference either. So glad to be done with that family.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Місяць тому +4

      I couldn't have everyone enjoying their holiday.

  • @michaelbirch5270
    @michaelbirch5270 Місяць тому +74

    Jason I'm serious, you better trademark the Seagal bingo card because, UA-cam being UA-cam, someone will copy it sooner rather than later and sell it as merch. Also, you left out: Speaks in Ebonics.

    • @bryce4228
      @bryce4228 Місяць тому

      Sifu's gonna steal all the muthaf*ckin dialects.

    • @davidtatro7457
      @davidtatro7457 Місяць тому +3

      They had faking an accent on the card.

    • @Badvibesdude
      @Badvibesdude Місяць тому +1

      I'm not an IP lawyer or anything, but I think having time-stamped uploads of videos with the bingo card in it probably covers most of the bases.

    • @michaelbirch5270
      @michaelbirch5270 Місяць тому +1

      @@Badvibesdude I sure hope you are right. If there is one thing UA-camrs are known for (the crap ones anyway) it is content thievery.

    • @Badvibesdude
      @Badvibesdude Місяць тому +1

      @@michaelbirch5270 I'm not 100% or anything. I finished law school in 2009 and I've been doing criminal defense exclusively since, so it's not my area. Ripping off content is one thing, but I would think there's less wiggle room with something as specific and discrete as a Steven Seagal bingo card.

  • @thelegendarysix
    @thelegendarysix Місяць тому +31

    I believe that stunt performer is Meegan Godfrey. Honestly, there’s a lot of industry legends in this one, folks I hope to be working alongside one day.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Місяць тому +1

      Don't recognize that name, but she's a beast.

  • @michaelmyers3709
    @michaelmyers3709 Місяць тому +10

    Bad guy is the villain from Beverly Hills Cop 3, the cowboy who attacks Thelma in Thelma & Louise, and the violinist (who’s the stiff) from Ghostbusters.

  • @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku
    @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku Місяць тому +36

    "This is Steven Seagal in the Pattaya Chop Express, and I’m mumblin’ to whoever’s listenin’ out there."

    • @michaelmyers3709
      @michaelmyers3709 Місяць тому +3

      Cheque is in the mail 🛻

    • @Clockworkorangecassidy
      @Clockworkorangecassidy Місяць тому +3

      Big gut trouble in little wherever he is from

    • @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku
      @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku Місяць тому +2

      @@Clockworkorangecassidy Big Waddle in Little Vachina.

    • @Smokie_666
      @Smokie_666 Місяць тому +1

      @@Clockworkorangecassidy This gave me a good laugh, much thanks!

    • @joshcarter-com
      @joshcarter-com Місяць тому +2

      Sifu imitating Jack Burton on his CB radio is a podcast I’d listen to all day. 😂

  • @Awwscrewit
    @Awwscrewit Місяць тому +37

    The American/Russian/Japanese/Native/Cajun/Italian hero Sifu is truly the symbol of Thanksgiving.

    • @eduardopena5893
      @eduardopena5893 Місяць тому +4

      You forgot black.

    • @SeenInMirrors
      @SeenInMirrors Місяць тому +2

      You forgot fat.

    • @AnikMonette
      @AnikMonette Місяць тому +1

      Italian?🤔

    • @Stolas-x2s
      @Stolas-x2s Місяць тому

      He a navy seal / army ranger/special ops sniper/ CIA

    • @Stolas-x2s
      @Stolas-x2s Місяць тому

      It's like being in 18 year old general in the military lol 😆

  • @joeysnyder8966
    @joeysnyder8966 Місяць тому +17

    LMFAO!!!! BRIAN is the only one who actually used that highlighter dot the correct way for Bingo!! Dave and Jason are using them to make an actual X hahahaha! All you need to do is put a dot!!!!!!!!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Місяць тому +3

      We didn't use the markers correctly? Oh heavens!

    • @joeysnyder8966
      @joeysnyder8966 Місяць тому

      @ LMFAO, I kept seeing you make an X and thought oh no! Then as soon as I noticed I looked over at Dave’s and he is doing the same. I had to wait a moment to actually check but, Brian was the only one doing it right!!! All you need to do is press down and make a dot on the square that’s called! It’s an easier way for people who have multiple cards they’re playing in one round. I’ve seen some serious shit go down at some Bingo halls around Ohio, people are crazy!

  • @megatronjenkins2473
    @megatronjenkins2473 Місяць тому +33

    7:44 10 CCs of edge lighting, STAT!!!

  • @stevendalton6322
    @stevendalton6322 Місяць тому +29

    If Seagal had an autobiography, Fatly Nuking would be a great title.

  • @Toupac1029
    @Toupac1029 Місяць тому +6

    I thank the Brant crew for all they do. After many years, they are still awesome... who knew they would still be making us laugh through and through? ❤

  • @chuckn4851
    @chuckn4851 Місяць тому +2

    TRIED AND TESTED: Another fun way of using these cards is more of a "Sifu Checklist"-type competitive drinking game, where whenever you or one of your buddies sees something being done on the card in the Sifu movie, you have to take a drink and mark off the card WITHOUT GIVING AWAY what you saw/checked off! Whoever spots the most and has the most checks at the end, wins. And is -probably- definitely hammered.

  • @Arivmario
    @Arivmario Місяць тому +24

    Master Seagull on Thanksgiving….PERFECTION!

    • @jculver1674
      @jculver1674 Місяць тому +3

      Every day is Turkey Day when Sifu is involved.

  • @TheTruthKiwi
    @TheTruthKiwi Місяць тому +20

    The extreme closeups are because if the camera guy wanted full Sifu in frame he'd have to film from the next block over. They were clearly spacially constrained.
    Also, you guys are the funniest and most wholesome movie roasting channel I've ever seen. Thanks for the laughs 👏🍻😆

  • @michaelmyers3709
    @michaelmyers3709 Місяць тому +13

    The flashbacks to Seagal with longer hair are from The Foreigner (2003). Black Dawn is supposedly a sequel.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Місяць тому +1

      I'm sure we'll watch that POS too.

  • @jaredkaiser3097
    @jaredkaiser3097 Місяць тому +14

    I can't wait for my family to judge me while I watch this 😂

  • @markiangooley
    @markiangooley Місяць тому +11

    Fat Man was the atomic weapon dropped over Nagasaki. Also it’s become a suitable name for Mr. Seagal.

  • @trizzer77
    @trizzer77 Місяць тому +19

    Segal on Thanksgiving, who's getting stuffed now 🦃

    • @joelspringman523
      @joelspringman523 Місяць тому +3

      Well, we're watching one of his turkeys, so that's fitting.

  • @lewisyaworski8962
    @lewisyaworski8962 Місяць тому +4

    20:15 The actor in the scene is Timothy Carhart. He was the Villain in Beverly Hills Cop 3, the Violinist in Ghostbusters, he also appeared in tv shows like quantum leap and Star Trek: TNG

  • @megatronjenkins2473
    @megatronjenkins2473 Місяць тому +6

    11am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, LET'S DO THIS!!!!
    About TIME we had more Sifu!!!! Light on my commentary today, sadly, I have to work some today.
    ON WIT DA FUN

  • @curtisgeist6122
    @curtisgeist6122 Місяць тому +12

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING FRIENDS!

    • @jhhd1
      @jhhd1 Місяць тому

      Happy Thanksgiving to you too

  • @sblinder1978
    @sblinder1978 Місяць тому +2

    Much like how "Black Friday" refers to the time of year when retailers' budgets suddenly go from being in the red (bad) to being in the black (good), Black Dawn is what local bakeries call it when Seagal wakes up

  • @isgodreal1337
    @isgodreal1337 Місяць тому +7

    I love you guys. Sometimes I don't catch the joke, but I laugh at your laughs, because I just know something ridiculous just happened in the movie...!

  • @GamesFromSpace
    @GamesFromSpace Місяць тому +11

    This movie revealed a new possible square: Stunting fatly. (When the stunt double tries to act overweight and waddles.)

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Місяць тому

      Imagine acting fat to imitate Seagal🤣

  • @ToesToJesus
    @ToesToJesus Місяць тому +18

    Oh yes! So Bad it's Good...ON Thanksgiving...AND it's a chonkers Seagall? Guys, you give so much and I am grateful!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Місяць тому +1

      I'm surprised anyone is thanking me for having Seagal on during Thanksgiving.

    • @ToesToJesus
      @ToesToJesus Місяць тому +1

      @@JasonBrant Dude, watching the Seagal waddle on Thanksgiving is chef kiss gold!

  • @RWBprototype
    @RWBprototype Місяць тому +9

    "The film is infamous for Steven Seagal's almost total lack of involvement in any of the fight scenes due to his leaving the film 18 days into a 30-day shoot. Alexander Gruszynski shot fights with stunt doubles and scenes that were to involve Seagal were shot with Tamara Davies instead."
    "On the DVD extras, there is an interview of Steven Seagal taken in Thailand just before the film shot in LA. For this interview he insisted on being interviewed while sitting on a throne that had been used by the previous King of Thailand for 25 years. The interview had to take place in the Imperial Gardens of the US embassy in Bangkok. Seagal would not participate in photo shoots for the Black Dawn cover and publicity stills unless this interview was included on the DVD. The production company also insisted there be a picture of two people doing flying kicks on the front cover, something that never happens in the movie."
    "In interviews, director Alexander Gruszynski has spoken candidly about Steven Seagal's behavior on the film and the circumstances surrounding it. The company financing the film, Andrew Stevens Productions, paid Seagal an upfront fee just to ensure his participation. A script was then quickly written, which would undergo many changes for various reasons. One of them was that Seagal decided he wanted to play the same character he had in The Foreigner (2003), which meant an almost complete rewrite. Seagal was also bullying and uncommunicative toward cast and crew members and refused to film any fight scenes; the production company ultimately backed Seagal, forcing Gruszynski to use doubles. To compensate, Tamara Davies filmed a couple of fight scenes, which were ultimately cut because they made it clear how little Seagal was participating in the action. Seagal ended up leaving the film halfway through production, necessitating the use of blue screen to complete several crucial scenes, whose CGI was poor because the money had run out. Gruszynski has said the experience was enough to make him swear off directing feature films."

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Місяць тому

      Where did you find this?

    • @RWBprototype
      @RWBprototype Місяць тому

      @@JasonBrant IMDb trivia page. It's not hard to find lol I just copied and pasted. I don't know how much of any of those stories are true, especially the throne part, but considering Seagal's completely obvious narcissism, I have no doubt about the rest of them being true. Seagal still firmly believes he's a much bigger deal than he actually is.

  • @UllrT
    @UllrT Місяць тому +3

    Happy thanksgiving guys. Thank you for spreading happiness in this world :)

  • @Lumiria
    @Lumiria Місяць тому +9

    Seagal + return of sifu bingo on Thanksgiving is a wonderful match up. We all know he eats everything and leaves nothing for the guests.

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 Місяць тому

      "Guests" means "hired escorts", right?

  • @Agent57000DM
    @Agent57000DM Місяць тому +17

    Only 1 of your crew knows how to use a Bingo Dauber?😮😄

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 Місяць тому +7

      Well, at least they weren't trying to huff the fumes. 👍🏼
      19:30 Goddamnit, Dave...

    • @aVerveQuest
      @aVerveQuest Місяць тому +5

      You know how these elite show Business types don't know how to do the basics of life

    • @bingeworthy9025
      @bingeworthy9025 Місяць тому

      @@jackflash8218 see 19:30

  • @Clockworkorangecassidy
    @Clockworkorangecassidy Місяць тому +7

    Mega blockbuster hit movies, where he showed the world it was possible to leave the shoot halfway through and his films are so bad you couldn't tell.
    The bad guy was also in the star trek episode where Data becomes captain and the bad guy is his first officer whos bigoted against androids. Timothy Carhart, he's always a slimy sort....

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 Місяць тому +3

      "No... I don't think I'd be a good 1st officer for *you."*
      Ha! Nice pull, dude! Love me some Next Gen.
      *"THERE... ARE... FOUR... LIGHTS!!!"*

  • @rekkimaru7
    @rekkimaru7 Місяць тому +12

    Was waiting for the "if he turns fatly". Was not disappointed.

  • @spatchmo6938
    @spatchmo6938 Місяць тому +7

    I love how "fatly" is just an adverb you can apply to any action taken by Steven Seagal

  • @LovesandCuddles
    @LovesandCuddles Місяць тому +1

    I love that even if you win, you still lose.

  • @jackcristo1628
    @jackcristo1628 Місяць тому +6

    Fun fact: no mate in 1 in chess is brilliant.

  • @thechrisandphaedrusshow
    @thechrisandphaedrusshow Місяць тому +6

    Couldn't be a better choice to have a big fat turkey on Thanksgiving!

  • @darkzeke200x
    @darkzeke200x Місяць тому +2

    Man, I unfortunately missed out on a chunk of these videos but coming back to this one has launched my sides into orbit. I'll definitely be going back to catch up, I missed these so much. God bless and I hope you all have a great Thanksgiving.

  • @briancoulombe4517
    @briancoulombe4517 Місяць тому +9

    For the bingo card I would’ve put down “runs while waving his arms weird”

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 Місяць тому +3

      Also... "lacks chemistry with co-star".
      👍🏼😃👍🏼

    • @bjammin187
      @bjammin187 Місяць тому +1

      That’s Early Seagal, when he could still see his feet. Flapping your arms when you waddle is a waste of precious calories.

  • @tylerlucas3752
    @tylerlucas3752 Місяць тому +6

    Timothy Carhart... he mostly plays a villain or a jerk in movies. Notably, Ellis DeWald in Beverly Hills Cop III. He also makes appearances in tv shows-- more recently in shows like Yellowstone. Yes, he was also in Ghostbusters haha.

    • @leescott8412
      @leescott8412 Місяць тому +2

      That's all he'll ever be to me, Ellis Dewald, cos all I can picture is Axel Foley shouting it lol.

    • @christopherruff2464
      @christopherruff2464 Місяць тому +1

      He played a baddie in The X Files..the fat sucking monster?
      2Shy the episode title?
      And he was in Working Girl..? Melanie Griffiths & Harrison Ford..

    • @refinedsugar
      @refinedsugar Місяць тому +2

      ​@@christopherruff2464 Great episode, great villain

    • @christopherruff2464
      @christopherruff2464 Місяць тому +1

      @refinedsugar just no regard for anyone else..just for himself.
      Plays it really well.

    • @refinedsugar
      @refinedsugar Місяць тому +1

      @@christopherruff2464 agreed

  • @rickastley2308
    @rickastley2308 Місяць тому +3

    I love sped up footage of running pigeons at the beginning so much. Some serious filmmaking here.

  • @wallyman292
    @wallyman292 Місяць тому +12

    Hey guys! I'm no senior citizen quite yet, but even I know you don't use a bingo marker like an actual marker and draw an "X" on the square! You simply "dab" the square with a push! Gheeeesh!

    • @sethgaston845
      @sethgaston845 Місяць тому

      May I suggest a couple deep breaths and some chamomile tea to help with the utter trauma you've endured?

    • @wallyman292
      @wallyman292 Місяць тому

      @@sethgaston845 chamomile tea my ass! I prefer Grey Goose martinis when my nerves need settled. . . ;)

    • @magis123
      @magis123 Місяць тому +1

      We came looking for this comment and we're happy it was here!!!!

  • @dionlax6652
    @dionlax6652 Місяць тому +4

    I do hope Pam reads the book, and tells you guys every crunchy detail in it ! 😂 Fantastic show once again ! I keep telling myself that I will subscribe very soon, as soon as I get a bit more money ! Love all of you ! 🥳

  • @chartreux1532
    @chartreux1532 Місяць тому +4

    We will never run out of Steven Seagal Movies will we?
    Seeing this in my Notifications i immediately said "What? There are more?!"
    Also would love to see you cover some crazy Italian Movies like "Cemetery Man" (Dellamorte Dellamore) from 1994 or "City of the Living Dead" from 1980 or whatever Italian basically!
    Either way, i wonder if Steven Seagal will keep doing Movies until his Death, i certainly "hope" so
    Prost & Cheers from Berchtesgaden in the Bavarian Alps

  • @NABIL7
    @NABIL7 Місяць тому +8

    I wanna see Pam off-screen go on screen. She sounds like a great reactor.

    • @LoveProWrestling
      @LoveProWrestling Місяць тому +2

      She has great trivia catches and insights. Maybe she can arm-wrestle Erin 'over the top' style for her spot.

  • @EyesOnJeremy
    @EyesOnJeremy Місяць тому +9

    The female stunt double is Meegan Godfrey. There was another stunt woman named Anita Hart

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 Місяць тому +2

      I feel so bad for stunt people that had to take bumps for a fk'n Seagal movie. At least they got paid. Although, it is a Seagal movie... guy's a carny POS.

  • @enterlinemediavisual
    @enterlinemediavisual Місяць тому +4

    Maybe Pasadena needs nuclear power for all those Christmas lights, hot tubs, and electric cars

  • @Eric_01
    @Eric_01 Місяць тому +5

    BINGO was a good call. That was fun to watch.

  • @tigrecito48
    @tigrecito48 Місяць тому +1

    i think it would be harder to find a movie that Steven Seagal had done that didnt complete one of your bingo cards

  • @Ildar_Bulatov
    @Ildar_Bulatov Місяць тому +4

    Is that Captain America 1990 Matt Salinger playing Russian physicist ?
    I'm dead 😂

  • @LukeKorolowiczArt
    @LukeKorolowiczArt Місяць тому +4

    imagine how gross it would be to see seagal eating on thanksgiving

  • @glennkettle9406
    @glennkettle9406 Місяць тому +3

    It's Ellis de Wald from Beverly Hills cop 3😂😂😂

  • @jdanimebro
    @jdanimebro Місяць тому +1

    Love the bingo idea! Sifu Seagull never disappoints. 😂

  • @s3.14dervision
    @s3.14dervision Місяць тому +4

    Aww...you knew I was alone on Thanksgiving and uploaded a holiday treat!!! 🦃 Thank you ❤
    🍻

  • @timothyedge6100
    @timothyedge6100 Місяць тому +1

    Coincidentally, the toilet was not expecting to be “Fatly Nuked” this Thanksgiving. But here we are.

  • @DeathCultFan
    @DeathCultFan Місяць тому +5

    Seagull...the gift that never ends

  • @prinnyblackblade
    @prinnyblackblade Місяць тому +4

    The lead actress looked familiar to me so I looked her up. Tamara Davies. Her IMDB has this line: "She holds a blue belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and did her own fighting stunts for her 2005 movie Black Dawn."
    Holy shit, the actress did her own stunts and knocked it out of the park?!?

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Місяць тому +1

      Some of those stunts clearly weren't her.

  • @Alexalicious
    @Alexalicious Місяць тому +1

    I misread the title as "finally nuking", boy was I happy when I reread it XD
    I'm also so glad Sifu Bingo is a thing, watching you guys enjoy yourself during (the first half XD) a Seagal movie is a true joy, especially when you're just tearing him apart the whole time. This one is also a better candidate than the one you watched with Erin, you guys were filling out that card fast~!

  • @GothamKnight84661
    @GothamKnight84661 Місяць тому +6

    Steven Seagal's fart is silent but deadly.

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 Місяць тому +1

      Dude... it's Thanksgiving, people are trying to eat. You villain. 😡

    • @GothamKnight84661
      @GothamKnight84661 Місяць тому +1

      @@jackflash8218 Seagal farted so loud that Ritchie made a run for it.

  • @reignfire85
    @reignfire85 Місяць тому +2

    Congrats to Pam for winning, although I don't know if something Seagal wrote counts as a prize.
    On the plus side, the stunt woman put in some great work and it was nice to see the Ghostbusters guy again.

  • @nathanbinns6345
    @nathanbinns6345 Місяць тому +4

    Christmas season coming up! May I recommend for your perusal 'Rapsittie Street Kids Believe in Santa'. One look at the cast list and you won't be able to resist.

  • @00tree
    @00tree Місяць тому +1

    "This guy walked in because he felt vibrations..." T-Rex scream as our drinks ripple...

  • @Reapologist
    @Reapologist Місяць тому +1

    You know you're in for a solid 30 minutes when all the OGs are on the couch.

  • @thelightwielder
    @thelightwielder Місяць тому +4

    This was totally filmed near Long Beach, if long beach is what you're using to describe the Siberian coastline. Fun fact, that's also where the USSR disposed of it's nuclear waste, so those readings on the geiger counter were probably real.

  • @JPRunsThis
    @JPRunsThis Місяць тому +3

    It's funny how this movie was considered a sequel to his 2003 movie The Foreigner just by character name only.

  • @mrwookie72
    @mrwookie72 Місяць тому +1

    You shoulda had "throws a weak ass kick" on the bingo card too! 😂

  • @ericbarlow6772
    @ericbarlow6772 Місяць тому +3

    Did anyone else notice outside the Pasadena Nuclear Test Facility that it was cold enough to see their breath.

  • @urusaiinu
    @urusaiinu Місяць тому +5

    I'm supposed to be making data analysis worksheets, you can't do this to me...

  • @dpall38
    @dpall38 Місяць тому +1

    The surveillance goes from the dude on the bench to the pigeons because birds don’t exist.

  • @sandyn3384
    @sandyn3384 Місяць тому +3

    Yay it’s SIFU SE-GA-HAL!😂

  • @jasonmcmurtry7812
    @jasonmcmurtry7812 Місяць тому +2

    Seagal and Thanksgiving on the same day. Take my money 😂

  • @pjmisley
    @pjmisley Місяць тому +2

    Now THAT is a quality Seagal BINGO card setup. Props to the viewer contribution, alligator.

  • @editmanrgg2844
    @editmanrgg2844 Місяць тому +5

    I hunger for Jason and the gang watching Sifu Segal movies 😅😅

  • @MichaelTotin
    @MichaelTotin Місяць тому +1

    As someone who is also from suburban Chicago and currently lives in the same neighborhood as Eddie Vedder, I find your commentary hilarious. :)

  • @1DarkPunk
    @1DarkPunk Місяць тому

    Great work as always, something made me sick over Thanksgiving, anytime I feel that way I turn your channel on and drift in and out all day. It's like a sick day marathon 😅

  • @OFFCODEV2
    @OFFCODEV2 Місяць тому +4

    Yes its briannnnnnn ....hello Dave , hello Jason.

  • @tigrecito48
    @tigrecito48 Місяць тому +1

    Steven Seagal's CV:
    Drives Fatly, Walks Fatly, Turns Fatly, Rides Fatly, Pervs Fatly, Shoots Fatly, Eats Fatly. Acts Fatly, Farts Fatly, Waddles Fatly, Sits Fatly
    Defecates Fatly, Humps Fatly, Fights Fatly, Breathes Fatly, Plays Chess Fatly, Stands Fatly, Enters Rooms Fatly, Fats Fatly, Fatly Fats Fatly

  • @wallyman292
    @wallyman292 Місяць тому

    23:00 - Thanks Pam! I was racking my brain trying to remember where I'd seen that actor before! I could picture his face in the scene and everything, but couldn't recall anything else!

  • @motelghost477
    @motelghost477 Місяць тому +3

    Jason, these Seagal crapathons are no fun if you're not FORCING Erin to watch.

  • @Ektalon
    @Ektalon Місяць тому +2

    If all the cards are the same, how does anyone win?

  • @megatronjenkins2473
    @megatronjenkins2473 Місяць тому +1

    20:40 dramatic EDGE lighting!!!!

  • @JustBass01
    @JustBass01 Місяць тому

    "... That Green Day song 'Piano Man'..." was hysterical! That CGI helicopter and fake bomb at the end were simply the worst. Lol Happy Thanksgiving!

  • @lukewright9031
    @lukewright9031 Місяць тому

    "They are going to Dark Knight it" not sure why I found that way more hilarious than usual 😂😂

  • @aspann360
    @aspann360 Місяць тому +2

    Lol they photoshopped his head onto a normal human body

  • @thelightwielder
    @thelightwielder Місяць тому +2

    everyone nearly got a black out on the bingo cards lol

  • @jeffreyjohnson9821
    @jeffreyjohnson9821 25 днів тому

    The title of your video made me crack up before I even began watching your video. U guys are funny as heck. Keep up the great videos. Ty !!

  • @RobHirschLiveMusic
    @RobHirschLiveMusic Місяць тому

    I can't possibly express how funny I find the wording "He turns fatly"! ^^ Great work in general and bravo for the "Sifu Bingo" idea!

  • @marivera77
    @marivera77 Місяць тому

    23:17 he’s also the pilot of the little rescue submersible in Hunt for Red October.
    “Hey I think somebody’s shooting at us!”

  • @thefallensoul9945
    @thefallensoul9945 Місяць тому

    The fact that this movie was a sequel to another bad Seagal movie, "The Foreigner." 😂😂😂😂

  • @MrEzholder
    @MrEzholder Місяць тому

    "constipated while driving?" Literally .25 seconds later *constipation* "yup!!!"

  • @platformplatypus1370
    @platformplatypus1370 Місяць тому +1

    Another game would be whoever the last person to get bingo gets the book, and has to actually read it lol

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 Місяць тому

      Oh shyt! And they have to record a short "book report" vid to prove that they read it! 😆😆👍🏼

  • @bengrauartwork
    @bengrauartwork Місяць тому +2

    well I guess sifu Seagulls counts as stuffed turkey, happy thanks giving everybody!
    The disgust on the actress when she talks about him is insane.

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 Місяць тому

      Big Steve has a fascinating ability to inspire *visceral disgust & revulsion* in women.

  • @RadiantSilverlighter
    @RadiantSilverlighter Місяць тому +4

    Anna Nicole Smith was born on November 28th, today!

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 Місяць тому

      Well, yeah... her parents wawnted a bAy-BaY.

  • @jamar2349
    @jamar2349 Місяць тому

    Thank you for the Secret Santa gift suggestion. I just ordered The Way of the Shadow Wolves for my office Christmas party. I’m sure it will go over like a fart in church.