I stepped on a flying one softly on accident bare foot, it screamed, I screamed.My life changed that day.I thought about it the rest of the day&if I needed that foot or not.
"Palmettos" are Jurassic sized roaches with wings. They gaggle in masses that look like a pile of leaves or debris at night. If you disturb the mass, they don't run like a roach .they SWARM and smack you in the ...........awww...The reason I am terrified of bugs to this day..Key West Florida.
I moved to Florida very pregnant. NO ONE WARNED ME!!!! Scared my waddling ass into having painful contractions on top of anxiety of being dive boomed by those evil things. .
When I was 16 we moved to Sebring and there was a Palmetto bug in our house. That was the first time I realized they FLY!!! It flew into my hair. OH HELL NO!!! NOPE!!!
Ain't nothing like a roach that will fly right in your face. Then while you scream and nut up.... land on your back where you'll never find them. This happened. I'm frantically searching under furniture for him and my sis like, "there's a cockroach in the middle of your back" Nearly died that day
I had one on my face while asleep. It woke me up, I grabbed it with my hand and threw it as hard as I could against the wall. I heard it Crack as it smashed against the wall. Could not sleep the rest of the night. They crawl up to the ceiling and drop down on you. They have strategies. They are evil.
I think they call it roach humor. You know like when you spray them with bug spray and they Kamikaze style launch themselves at you before they go out. I don't know how they can see with bug spray in their eyes to know to hit you but they seem to. I just walk away and act like I didn't see them try not to look in their directions so they won't f*** with you they're the devil's children
I’m from Georgia and these things are all in the oaks around here. They get MASSIVE and enjoy walking on ceilings and either flying directly at you or falling directly on you from above…good times.
😆 🤣 same I used to live in Georgia for awhile too. Them things would be everywhere. We used to call them water bugs. Spraying Raid never worked so you had to build up courage to kill it with a shoe or a broom 😆 🤣 so glad I don't live in the south anymore
Oh Lord I’m going home now please protect me when I walk in the house from any palmetto bug that may have entered while I was gone, that there be not one on the ceiling of the awning or the threshold by the front door or on the door amen
I traveled to Florida and was the only person freaking out over the huge flying cockroaches in the airport. I cldn't believe how calm everyone else was.
@My balls itch I stayed in the South Pacific for a bit. They come in to see what you're cooking. Then, when you make a plate, they dive bomb it. Edit: Most folk over there dgaf about big-ass spiders either.
LMAO!!!! I live in Florida and palmetto bugs are like nothing you have ever seen they are basically these giant cockroaches that are the size of a football. One of my friends is terrified of them in fact one got in her kitchen and she slipped trying to get out of the kitchen and broke her ankle..... I rushed right over after I stopped laughing hysterically.😂
What is it with these floridian roaches and bodily harm. Roaches up north just tryin eat maybe watch a movie witchu but them floridian roaches.... my gawd. It's like they trying to take back the planet.
I SECOND THIS. I WENT TO ROYAL PALM MY FRESHMAN YR & THE SCHOOL WAS COVERED WITH PALMETTOS HALF THE SIZE OF YOUR HAND. A FOOTBALL IS EXAGGERATIVE. BUT I GET THE COMPARISON. THEY'RE NOTHING LIKE A REGULAR PALMETTO
Live in sc these things started my fear of bugs.... lol had one take off flying at me one too many times they sound like helicopters and always go for the face or the hair.
A roach isn't a roach in Florida hell he should be glad the homies didn't jump in....I saw one when I tried to kill it his homies started flying in...I was just a tourist
@@mfngaming5630 I know their cannibals that's why as soon as I kill on I flush it and bleach the spot. Using bleach weekly keeps them away it's a gas that suffocates their lungs....they're the aliens that's touched down
Damn, I hear people say Australia is a dangerous place with all the critters we have flying, walking and swimming around but Florida sounds like hell on earth.
Your soo true! Been going to Florida for 9 years now and I always learn something new. I love taking my family and showing them all the bugs and lizards frog and stuff.. last time we seen a alligator try to get in our pool..
You haven't felt fright like you do when you go to kill one and suddenly it sprouts wings and flies right at you!!! ..Homestead/Florida City native here.... Palmetto bugs take a grudge very seriously.
Had one land on the windshield of our car one hot July night here in San Diego a few years ago. Big mother. Then it flew off and landed in the street. Stomped that sucker flat.
I'M DEAD! A palmetto bug flew into my house and landed in my drawer. I dumped the entire drawer with clothes and all in the trash. I didn't want the smoke!
Lol we have them In Texas I locked my Alaskan x in the bathroom drunk trying too kill it I've never laughed harder in my life. He was fighting for his life!
Your doing some Funny stuff. Im from NY and I owned a restaurant in Florida. This couple ordered pizza and all of a sudden the husband is like we had to leave my wife don’t want it. I’m like why it’s ready. He is like -points to a palmetto bug by the front screen door but inside. I’m like that’s my friend Charlie he likes u and he followed u in! She gasps I walk over and literally just kick him out. What about those huge scary but friendly manatees. How bout a night that never ends. I Went out with my buddy we are hanging out he gets to a intersection and he is like we can go right and call it a night soon. Or we can turn left and the night will never end -bar after bar after club opening up early or staying open late. How bout raining iguanas when it gets cold! Or huge ones just sunning themselves middle of sidewalk. How bout crazy those women! How bout trying to ride a bike they hit u on purpose. Have a good night!
When the palmetto bug was singing allow me to reintroduce myself I lost it 😂
Same
Hahaha same
Yesss same! I'm dead
Took me out 🤣🤣
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I stepped on a flying one softly on accident bare foot, it screamed, I screamed.My life changed that day.I thought about it the rest of the day&if I needed that foot or not.
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It screamed?? I hear their they fly too!! [Track star mode activated...]
I would have died
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Palmetto bugs different bruh😂🤣😂they fight back🤣🤣
Double barrel shotgun, bird shot works better than buck. Wrecks the wall, but the roach is smoked.
@@matthewcox7985 hate to see your house 🤣🤣
😂🤣😅
😂😩😩😩
This roach can read your aura and fly right into soul through your face
OMG no truer words. 💀
So funny..and true
True story…they’re multidimensional 😩
YOOOOOO THEY WILL ATTACK YOU! They can smell fear.
@@mfngaming5630 😂
Living in Florida for a year I found out real quick to take my ass back to Tennessee 🤣😂🤣😂
We got them here in Tennessee too. Just not as many.
@@jamesarnold2399 well she thought she was safe from them... and I learned something today too.
Shii, yall have scorpions in TN 😱
@@swansonya1 there are scorpions in Florida.
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"Palmettos" are Jurassic sized roaches with wings. They gaggle in masses that look like a pile of leaves or debris at night. If you disturb the mass, they don't run like a roach .they SWARM and smack you in the ...........awww...The reason I am terrified of bugs to this day..Key West Florida.
Sarasota.
The way the roach looked back and said kill who was epic lol
I moved to Florida very pregnant. NO ONE WARNED ME!!!! Scared my waddling ass into having painful contractions on top of anxiety of being dive boomed by those evil things. .
Ouch. Sorry that happened to you and I hope you and bub are okay now.
Awww! So sorry that happened.
When I was 16 we moved to Sebring and there was a Palmetto bug in our house. That was the first time I realized they FLY!!! It flew into my hair. OH HELL NO!!! NOPE!!!
🤣🤣🤣....
This comment has me dyinggg LOL
Been there, done that. They always fly directly at you.
OOOOOOHHHHH MY GOODNESS I CRINGE THINKIN ABOUT THE SOUND THEY WINGS MAKE.😫
Damn 😂😂 I would’ve died
The dramatic music, I can't stop laughing 🤣
😂😂
Ain't nothing like a roach that will fly right in your face. Then while you scream and nut up.... land on your back where you'll never find them. This happened. I'm frantically searching under furniture for him and my sis like, "there's a cockroach in the middle of your back"
Nearly died that day
For those that don't know...Plameto bugs are the gangsters of bug here in Florida...THEY WILL GET WITH YOU AND SQUARE UP🤣🤣🤣🤣
Everybody tough until shit starts to fly
On god
Not just fly, they go after people like they owe them money.
That part ☝🏼
Aren't they selling your brother's shoes??
@@pugsabi 😂😂😂
I had one on my face while asleep. It woke me up, I grabbed it with my hand and threw it as hard as I could against the wall. I heard it Crack as it smashed against the wall.
Could not sleep the rest of the night.
They crawl up to the ceiling and drop down on you. They have strategies.
They are evil.
Lol, strategic 😂
😂🤣😂
Oh yes. 😂😂😂 they are evil !!!
I'd 100% have a cat if I'd lived in FL
I think they call it roach humor. You know like when you spray them with bug spray and they Kamikaze style launch themselves at you before they go out. I don't know how they can see with bug spray in their eyes to know to hit you but they seem to. I just walk away and act like I didn't see them try not to look in their directions so they won't f*** with you they're the devil's children
I remember walking to Winn Dixie and a Palmetto Bug flew into my forehead. These roaches have attitudes. Everything in Florida is bigger.
Them prices ain’t low enough for all that! 😂😂😂
And if you kill one it stinks.
If you went to Publix; it might not have happened ! 😅😊😂❤
Not allow me to reintroduce myself! That shhts funny AF...
Haha 🤣🤣🤣
I call em flying roaches
They scare the shiz outta me 😰
Bug: "kill who?"
I agree giant flying roach with wings faster than legs. 😆
Any insect with “Florida” in the actual scientific name of the species gets my respect haha
"They don't do like regular roach stuff." 💀🤣
True - palmetto bugs don't leave eggs indoors.
I’m from Georgia and these things are all in the oaks around here. They get MASSIVE and enjoy walking on ceilings and either flying directly at you or falling directly on you from above…good times.
😆 🤣 same I used to live in Georgia for awhile too. Them things would be everywhere. We used to call them water bugs. Spraying Raid never worked so you had to build up courage to kill it with a shoe or a broom 😆 🤣 so glad I don't live in the south anymore
Oh Lord I’m going home now please protect me when I walk in the house from any palmetto bug that may have entered while I was gone,
that there be not one on the ceiling of the awning or the threshold by the front door or on the door amen
They will look you dead in the eyes before launching themselves and flying around the room like a darn helicopter
I remember when one chased me when I was at a pay phone, this of course was before cell phones! Keep Floridaing!
He's way too calm. There's nothing that can prepare you for that 1st palmetto bug.
I traveled to Florida and was the only person freaking out over the huge flying cockroaches in the airport. I cldn't believe how calm everyone else was.
@My balls itch
I stayed in the South Pacific for a bit.
They come in to see what you're cooking.
Then, when you make a plate, they dive bomb it.
Edit: Most folk over there dgaf about big-ass spiders either.
All these responses are wonderfully HILARIOUS! Thank you and all responses for the laughs!
Please allow me to reintroduce myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't mess with them they got back up too.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 ….Let me reintroduce myself 🤣
He turned are like u finna kill who!!!🤣😂💀
LMAO!!!! I live in Florida and palmetto bugs are like nothing you have ever seen they are basically these giant cockroaches that are the size of a football. One of my friends is terrified of them in fact one got in her kitchen and she slipped trying to get out of the kitchen and broke her ankle..... I rushed right over after I stopped laughing hysterically.😂
Wth a football??!!! Hell nooooooo
What is it with these floridian roaches and bodily harm. Roaches up north just tryin eat maybe watch a movie witchu but them floridian roaches.... my gawd. It's like they trying to take back the planet.
I SECOND THIS. I WENT TO ROYAL PALM MY FRESHMAN YR & THE SCHOOL WAS COVERED WITH PALMETTOS HALF THE SIZE OF YOUR HAND. A FOOTBALL IS EXAGGERATIVE. BUT I GET THE COMPARISON. THEY'RE NOTHING LIKE A REGULAR PALMETTO
@@ashleyrodriguez6855 oh yes my dear. I lived in Tampa years ago. We trapped a 22 pound palmetto bug the size of a small puppy 🐶 out by the pool.
@@mfngaming5630 😂😂 your comment is funny af
I know we're I won't be moving too! I'm trying to live a lil longer...HaHa!
Live in sc these things started my fear of bugs.... lol had one take off flying at me one too many times they sound like helicopters and always go for the face or the hair.
Sounds like helicopters...what in the world???!!!
Their wings can make a buzzing noise.
I love the palmetto bugs. They're quiet and gentle.
Everything so dangerous in Florida 🤣
I lived in Florida for five years in the early 90’s.
It was the freakiest five years of my life. It changes you, nay, damages you forever.
A roach isn't a roach in Florida hell he should be glad the homies didn't jump in....I saw one when I tried to kill it his homies started flying in...I was just a tourist
oleic acid. When a cockroach dies it emitts this stinky smell that other roaches hone in on for an easy meal.
@@mfngaming5630 I know their cannibals that's why as soon as I kill on I flush it and bleach the spot. Using bleach weekly keeps them away it's a gas that suffocates their lungs....they're the aliens that's touched down
That's hilarious 😂
@@Queenb-qq5le during the time it wasn't....lol
And nobody would miss you. That's why they target tourists.
🤣🤣🤣...Fam u hilarious
Damn, I hear people say Australia is a dangerous place with all the critters we have flying, walking and swimming around but Florida sounds like hell on earth.
The definition of why every grown Floridian run from roaches, we know they fly.
He ain't even lying about them palmetto bugs.
You have officially convinced me now......I no longer have a thought of moving to Florida anymore.🤣
Your soo true! Been going to Florida for 9 years now and I always learn something new. I love taking my family and showing them all the bugs and lizards frog and stuff.. last time we seen a alligator try to get in our pool..
I love your content bruh!
Florida All Day Long 🌴 😅🤣😂
305 786 all dade long
Yay Homestead/Florida City/ Key Largo!!!!
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Reason number 1 not to move to
Florida.
Do banana spiders next😃
I had to watch this 2 times!!!?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great videos man. Where can I get a WTF Florida t shirt at?
You make me love Florida more and more
I am a Floridian and this video is ON POINT😂😂😂😂😂😂
I swear, everyone acts tough as hell until that palmetto bug opens it’s wings…
Funny as a mug !!!😂🤣😅
🤣🤣🤣 we got flying ones here in NYC they don't die
I killed one. Came back and it was gone🤯
Palmettos are like 3 inches long 😂😂 but at least they don’t infest your house like NY they are usually on their own😭
Yeah, but they’re small. You get used to living with them.
@@KristiLEvans1 we got some huge ones here too, they come out of the sink they call them here water bugs they are huge
No the ones down South are cornbread fed. They are huge. They fly and attack. You have to literally spray and run. 😩😩😩
I was 4... it was 1976... I met Mr. Palmetto Bug. I'll never forget it.
All that roach need to show is wings. Or look for a shoe and he ain’t there no more.
Kmloll
Where that roach gone. The real horror movie
Facts we got them disrespectful things here in SC I almost died trying to kill one it came straight for me
I hate them. They get into my apartment all the time. They can get absolutely massive 😳
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I was born and raised in Florida and have lived in GA for almost 15 years...we got them here too 😂 and bad
They're everywhere now.
I moved from Miami to Charleston just to get away from those damn bugs, guess what? They are here in Charleston! Holy shit!
LMBOOO🤣 Roach said “kill who?” 💀💀💀
I know abt them damn Palmetto bugs man!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah how many have seen palmetto bugs? Aka giant flying roaches!
These videos are proof that Florida Man is a direct result of the environment he was raised in.
Rolling, anytime her has to Re introduce himself run 🏃🏾♀️
You haven't felt fright like you do when you go to kill one and suddenly it sprouts wings and flies right at you!!! ..Homestead/Florida City native here....
Palmetto bugs take a grudge very seriously.
Man you're NOT lying! Some of them be flying too.
Save this man at all costs bc I’m certain Desantis is watching closely lol 😂
It don’t do regular roach stuff 😂😂😂
I left Florida 2 months ago and brought along some Palmbugs just to feel at home❤😂
*the fear that goes threw your body when you first see it take off!!! I have never run so fast in my life*
🏃♀️ 💨💨💨
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Loved it!!!🤣🤣🤣 had to share on Facebook newsfeed!
Had one land on the windshield of our car one hot July night here in San Diego a few years ago. Big mother. Then it flew off and landed in the street. Stomped that sucker flat.
You are correct they are not like roaches..
Not "allow me to reintroduce myself". 💀 I cannot. 🤣🤣🤣
I'M DEAD! A palmetto bug flew into my house and landed in my drawer. I dumped the entire drawer with clothes and all in the trash. I didn't want the smoke!
They 10 times bigger & it fly,s !
We spent a month in Fort Lauderdale and I am just soooo glad to be back in Michigan. 😂 Them humid days ain't no damn joke!
I love your videos 😂 keep it up!
No its a cockroach...they have wings🤣
Roaches fly here in Southern California, too!
But do they scream? Are they five inches long?
Just moved to the upstate from Tallahassee this is soo true
Bro your content is awesome. I’m from Colorado born and raised and would love to move to Florida
And you think you've killed them 16x and they get up looking back at you like Yeah what?
🤣😂 so true!
They play dead by turning over on their backs and while you going to get a broom to sweep them up, they flip over, get up and walk off!
@@MaLiArtworks186 😆😆yep!
Lol we have them In Texas I locked my Alaskan x in the bathroom drunk trying too kill it I've never laughed harder in my life. He was fighting for his life!
That is the only insect that will make me run.
I lived in Miami for years and I'm terrified of them things! 😫
Allow me to reintroduce myself😂😂😂
Your doing some Funny stuff.
Im from NY and I owned a restaurant in Florida. This couple ordered pizza and all of a sudden the husband is like we had to leave my wife don’t want it. I’m like why it’s ready. He is like -points to a palmetto bug by the front screen door but inside. I’m like that’s my friend Charlie he likes u and he followed u in! She gasps I walk over and literally just kick him out.
What about those huge scary but friendly manatees.
How bout a night that never ends.
I Went out with my buddy we are hanging out he gets to a intersection and he is like we can go right and call it a night soon. Or we can turn left and the night will never end -bar after bar after club opening up early or staying open late.
How bout raining iguanas when it gets cold! Or huge ones just sunning themselves middle of sidewalk.
How bout crazy those women!
How bout trying to ride a bike they hit u on purpose.
Have a good night!
Allow me to reintroduce myself🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💦
Those things are nasty. They fly right at you.
So well done. It would of done flew on me ..lol
I'm BORN AND RAISED IN THE GUNSHINE STATE....
ON FLORIDA
I love the 'game over" music at the end... ☺
🤣you kill me!!
Having lived in Florida for a majority of my school years, I have yet to see a single inaccurate video from you. They're all so good 😂😂
I was already done, but that Super Mario pipe "gulp, gulp, gulp" sound had me dying! 😂
This so true,they always after me lol
You got me scared of Florida man lol
They'll take flight straight at you in Georgia
Getting better with sounds / audio 👍
This ain't no lie I been here 2 years
Lol I cannot lol hilarious!
I laughed so hard accurate AF 🤣🤣🤣