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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2024
- So kesian lah this team. Rasa macam semua nak jadi Manager jer. Very sad indeed. So to cheer you up, I'm doing a Standup Comedy show in Crockfords Genting on 2nd March 2024. Come and watch lah. Ticket link in the comments.
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Thanks for watching and supporting the channel. To get tickets to my show at Crockfords Genting on March 2nd, please click here www.cloudjoi.com/shows/douglas-lim-one-night-at-crockfords-genting-highlands
Sir M - TDM
Mgr Din - Muhyiddin
Mgr Baru - IS
Acct Chinese - LGE
New Mgr for next season - DSAI
Asst Mgr baru - Zahid
Jiban - Najib
Mgr Peri - PN Hadi
Mgr Peri Hadi? description tu still DSAI
You Either Die a Hero Player or Live Long Enough to See Yourself Become the Next Manager
PERI = PERI-KATAN
Hands down.... Saya Rasa dia ni the best comedian d Malaysia....joke yg bijak Dan tajam
Not sure if best but definitely the MOST MALAYSIAN Malaysian comedian
bukan sekadar tajam, tapi bisa lagi doh
Tak berat sebelah mcm DD Chronicle
Thanks DL, u spoke Rakyat truth feeling about our Club country !
Manager skrg mmg berkebolehan, skjp jadi magician, sekajap jadi pakar bahasa, tapi benda yg so-call paling terer : ekonomi, semua ke laut…
🤣🌊
Dh la ke laut laut mati plk tu xda ikan.. 🤦
Spot on DL, spot on!
😂🤣😂🤣👏👏👏
The way he intertwined the political landscape and jiban's semi pardon into a football club scenario is on point and cleverly done.
Haha, telling truth on behalf of rakyat malaysia 👍👍👍
I really hope the manager watches this.. 🤭 because he aint the manager come next season.. 😅
Thank you bro DL.. thats how i felt on our country.. we are heading to be like our neighbour country, "club" yg sedang cari manager baru tu.... please la future manager n their club, u eork for rakyat. Your salary is rakyat money. Even our new manager said he didnt take any salary, but....iykyk la..
Mr Douglas… u are definitely My Prime Minister.
Hope we can safe Malaysia 🙏🏻
This is the most accurate representation
It's funny but sad at the same time as this really reflects what's going on
Thank you bro, you always have a very creative idea 😆
I love Douglas Lim sebab di aboleh berbahasa Melayu dengan sangat baik.
halus sangat ni Douglas. manager2 kelab ni mana faham (kalau faham pun mereka buat tak faham juga). maklumlah mata dah kelabu dari dulu sampai sekarang asik masuk pintu belakang - banyak habuk.
You hit it right in the bulls eye.... Tq Douglas...For making our days a bit brighter
You Nailed it, DL!!!👍👍👍😂😜😂💪
You are on another level
😂 spot on douglas. keep it up.
DL has a very unique way to disseminate a very sensitive political issue into one which is simply light hearted & hilarious. Awesome bro ... u r special & best of the best 😂😂😂
kita kene protect DL dr fahmi/SKMM..
ni baru betul suara hati rakyat !
bukan fahmi.. for me, salah faham tu... tapi mana ada duit talak gay?
DL PArody yang tidak menghasut.. ada kelainan kat situ..
Saddest comedy 😢
Kalau siapa ikut douglas dari awal... Tahu la dia mcm mana...bahasa Malaysia dia lagi baik dari kawan2 kelantan saya...betul😂 saya kalau kawan2 kelantan cakap saya tanya cakap bahasa Malaysia la...loghat dia pekat sangat... Filem Douglas yg best hati malaya terbaik bro douglas...
sounds like skill issue
Orang kelate, dia exklusif sikit.
@@kakiayam60hahahahahahahahahaha. Matahari Hari ini cerah betul
Jangan terasa ni reality, sebenarnya Malaysia ni terpecah dah Dari dulu... Bahasa Tu tujuan komunikasi sesame Kita. Tapi Ada Yang jadikan senjata..MCM Aku personally belajar mandarin,tamil Dan Bahasa isyarst sikit2 ..kelate pon kecek boleh pahey sikit2 hahahaha 😂 Aku dah biasa dgn loghat Malaysia...unik DOH Kita semua👋🥰
@@alongkawasakizxr9140 hebat ko. Hebat dalam pemikiran. Aku cinapek. Sedih bila orang guna bahasa sebagai senjata. Orang melayu suka perli cina x paham bahasa. Tapi sampai bila baru kita blh buat sesuatu untuk menukar naratif sedemikian? Blh ke kita buat sesuatu supaya generasi seterusnya dapat berkomunikasi dgn lebih baik? Malangnya, yg perli selalunya henti kat tahap perli je.
Terbaik! #tanahkita. #tanggungjawabkita.
Air dapur pun warna chocolat.
Absolutely brilliant!
Same feeling here… buat penat je naik bus kilang
Lim
Kreativiti: 9/10
Lawak: 7/10
Sinis: 9/10
Happi: 8/10
Tq Lim
Nicely done Bud!
Thank you for saying the truth....
Sungguh mendalammmmmm
😂😂😂you nailed it DL!
Sedih sangat sampai tergelak pula😂
Bro, kadang-kadang Pengerusi kelab keliru, “confuse”, kacau daun tak boleh buat keputusan yang bijak dan terbaik untuk kelab.
Wah Bro! Siol! Ini politik Malaysia betul-betul bikin lu punya bisnes banyak ONG!
Deep tp aku faham sgt2
Apa yg ko paham tu????.....(dgn suara kipitriel)...lol
😂😂😂 terbaik! I teared with him at the end
Hi DL, your joke is hilarious 😂...mantap and benar....
Same2 lah
Hehe. Love this
I wet my eyes looking at this, it’s hilarious but at the same time he is telling the truth
tukar nama kelab Frightened lah...
😂
chainis la sokong sgt manager baru tu, sbb impress sgt, kadang2 boleh nari, kadang boleh ceramah agama tp yg pasti xpndi manage 😂😂😂
Good bro...
Had a good laugh!
😂😂😂 nice bro
No laughs here too real . In fact i got teary.
The ending is divine
Ini kali lah😂
I feel you, Brighten 🤑🤑🤑
🔥🔥🔥🔥👏👏👏👏
Hahahaha btul sngt ni.
Nape brighton? Hmmm.. but very well done! 😂😂😂
The brainiest stand up comedian
Dear Douglas,your brighton jersey might infringe copyrights issue..Although you mentioned brighten fc but the club crest said otherwise.As a concern individual,pls be aware..tq..
❤.
Awal pulak masuk hari ni 😅
Tq bro you hit the paku on the head. I'm also confused about the brighten's future. The name of the game is just put on the game face and say everything using bombastic words. Plp will buy it.
tatakelola, madani, kebobrokan, kecurangan, are you impressed?
Kelakar...ada mesej👍
Merdeka Centre, pls feedback this latest popularity rating to yang berkenaan. Going down the drain 😢
Shafee has explained. Douglas Lim.. please..tarik balik...hehe
tq balun semua itu manager..semua raja retorik.. Brighten cari new YOUNG manager..
Kakakakakakak jiban 😂😂😂😂😂 misi bukan messi hahahhahahaha
I laughed so hard especially the Michael Owen 😂😂😂
Tu la... bila i express kecewa dgan BMX ni, x tunai janji, duduk juga pangkat accountant. ramai tembak sya. Nah... skrg dah tau....
😂😂😂 best semua sekali kena bahan tak kira siapa huhu
Saya ketawa ketawa tapi last last saya nangis...
😊
😂😂😂 Siapa makeh cili rasohlah........
it plays a great meaning 😂
sumer baru rasa basah kena kenchhh yekkk....🤣🤣
A really good one!
Manager Din sampai terus Cherry Berry 😂
Makan dalam.... 😂😂😂😂Jiban rileks je... Peri dah cukup jumloh, melebihi dari cukup😂😂😂
Accountant Cainis promise the terowong... Haha. I got that. It's that relative of the late Prime Minister of our neighbouring country, rite?
Terowong dasar laut la.. aiyoh
Lge la bro, you sudah sesat sampai sinkie buat apa.
manager yang masukkan player2 bermasalah sebab kontrak kerja ada syarat tak boleh buang player2 ni.
First quarter 🤔 2nd quarter 😅😅understand 3rd quarter 😂🤣🤣 Final, don't understand 🫣...Anyway, its very funny.😅😅
Pakai jersey warne biru & putih club brighton & hove albion fc.
😭😭😭😭😭
Douglas: Services? Kita ada yang kecik, ada yang besar, ada yang gemuk, ada yang kurus, kita ada yang rambut panjang, rambut pendek, ada kaki panjang, kaki pendek, ada yang kuning, merah putih, hitam?
Ilya: Ooooh tahu tahu tahu. Mesti dia jual apa, water colour.
(Allahyarham) Hamdan: Water colour apa, kaki panjang?
-Aku Kaya 😂
Great satire, but found it hard to laugh looking at the tragic situation of our country.
That's Anwar for you lot 😂😂. No Action Talk Only manager 😂😂
Others are flying while we just happily cycling backwards..
Haritu kat Kl to PL,kata team paling best kat dunia😂 😂
Is funny but sad at the same time
Best for football fans and Malaysians la this episode hahahaha
Semua dia sapu lah 😂😂
Lol.....deep ..deep for 'Jiban'😂😂😂
Gelap ajer.
Done Subscribing, Liked and am now commenting, cuma tak jumper tombol loceng je lagi. You are seriously one very funny guy.
You make me laff till I cried man. Jiban should have gotten lifetime ban. What a joke.
Is GRAFT, bukan Steffy ok, commonplace in Msia? I called my elder brother recently to get something done at pejabat tanah and guess what he said. He said the tanah taiko guy would need 4 new tyres put on first. What??!! Even my poor innocent brother... Arrghh
Then I saw the case where the taiko tanah in Slang Ore asked and got a truckload of Richlin tyres. I guess 4 Botak Chin tyres are a bargain then.
Apparently tyres are popular in Brighten. Have to go back and toreh some getah. Errr I need the pejabat tanah taiko guy to stamp my rubber plantation geran first. Haiya very pening la. More tyers...
Jiban ko panggil dia DL? Melampau betui la hang ni hahaha...lps ni kita semua panggil dia Jiban la
BRIGHTEN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The blackout is the ultimate
Last2 blackout terus ADUUUHHH
Indirect freekick 😂😂😂
Pergi Liverpool la next season bro
Haha #iykyk
Why does it sound like its endgame for the club already
cilaka...... LOL 😂
true...2024 not looking too bright
Nice joke I love it... Jiban 🤣