*Sigbjørn - episode 8 - Sperm Donor* ENGLISH SUBS/TRANSLATION *at hospital* Nurse: “Can I help you with anything?” Sigbjørn: “Yes.” Nurse: “With what?” Sigbjørn: “I thought that I would donate semen. Seee-men. Semen. Sperm.” Nurse: “OK. Since it’s your first time, let’s start with filling out this form. And if you have any questions, just call my name, OK?” Imagination nurse: “OK? Hello? Hello?” Nurse: “Hello? Hello? Fill out the form.” *Name: Ken Dreams* *Degree/work:* *Started: Doctor - law - master in economics* *Completed: Specialist* Nurse: “Doctor Specialist?” Sigbjørn: “Yeah.” Nurse: “Lawyer?” Sigbjørn: “Yeah.” Nurse: “Masters in economics?” Sigbjørn: “Yeah, that’s right.” Nurse: “And a cabin in Hemsedal?”(posh place to have a cabin in Norway) Sigbjørn: “Yeah.” Nurse: “And you’ve worked voluntarily with children in Africa?” Sigbjørn: “With every child in Africa. That’s what it’s supposed to say. I’ve worked with all of them. All the children in Africa.” Nurse: “OK.” *laughs* “Here’s the cup, you know what to do? Just take as much time as you need, OK?” *Four months later.* Mother: “Sigbjørn, now that you’re finally earning your own money as….” Sigbjørn: “As a paperboy! I’m a paperboy. I deliver the Saturday-paper!” Father: “Five days a-week?” Sigbjørn: “Yeah, it’s a special Aftenposten; “Every day is Saturday”-offer.” Mother: “It’s like our little bird is flying the nest.” Sigbjørn: “I’m not flying anywhere.” Mother: “And that’s why; you’re going to be a big brother!” Sigbjørn: “I can’t become a big brother! Dad! You’ve been sterilized!“ Mother: “We’ve gotten artificial fertilization, Sigbjørn.” Sigbjørn: “You know nothing about who the father is or anything!” Mother: “Just relax, Sigbjørn, He is a doctor-specialist, a lawyer, has a master in economics!” Father: “And he has I cabin in Hemsedal!” Mother: “And he’s helped every child in Africa! Voluntarily! These are good genes!” Mother: “Sigbjørn, look, he looks just like you! Sigbjørn?” For more fun Kollektivet translations: rouxharbour.blogspot.com or click on my Google+ profile!
den voice-cracken dævva jeg av!
Dere burde starte med Sigbjørn i sesong 5. Det er så kleint, og samtidig så morsomt
sigbjørn er faen meg god skuespiller
AAAAH det er saa syyyyyykt bra! uansett hvor mange ganger man ser sigbjoern saa er det bare alltid dustebra.
Jeg så alle disse episodene for 6 år siden og skjønte ingenting. Nå skjønner jeg alt 😂
Den beste så langt!
oh…. fuck! holy shit, I feel so sorry for him!
Sigbjørn er så sykt bra!!!
lol det var så kult når han satt der og så på xray greia haha lol. eid
det er sikkert veldig rart at sigbjørn er på vei til og bli far for sin mors baby
Sigbjørn, Sigbjørn, Sigbjørn. Når skal du lære... :)
hahahahahaha, klarer ikke å stoppe å le xD omg hahaha
*Sigbjørn - episode 8 - Sperm Donor*
ENGLISH SUBS/TRANSLATION
*at hospital*
Nurse: “Can I help you with anything?”
Sigbjørn: “Yes.”
Nurse: “With what?”
Sigbjørn: “I thought that I would donate semen. Seee-men. Semen. Sperm.”
Nurse: “OK. Since it’s your first time, let’s start with filling out this form. And if you have any questions, just call my name, OK?”
Imagination nurse: “OK? Hello? Hello?”
Nurse: “Hello? Hello? Fill out the form.”
*Name: Ken Dreams*
*Degree/work:*
*Started: Doctor - law - master in economics*
*Completed: Specialist*
Nurse: “Doctor Specialist?”
Sigbjørn: “Yeah.”
Nurse: “Lawyer?”
Sigbjørn: “Yeah.”
Nurse: “Masters in economics?”
Sigbjørn: “Yeah, that’s right.”
Nurse: “And a cabin in Hemsedal?”(posh place to have a cabin in Norway)
Sigbjørn: “Yeah.”
Nurse: “And you’ve worked voluntarily with children in Africa?”
Sigbjørn: “With every child in Africa. That’s what it’s supposed to say. I’ve worked with all of them. All the children in Africa.”
Nurse: “OK.” *laughs* “Here’s the cup, you know what to do? Just take as much time as you need, OK?”
*Four months later.*
Mother: “Sigbjørn, now that you’re finally earning your own money as….”
Sigbjørn: “As a paperboy! I’m a paperboy. I deliver the Saturday-paper!”
Father: “Five days a-week?”
Sigbjørn: “Yeah, it’s a special Aftenposten; “Every day is Saturday”-offer.”
Mother: “It’s like our little bird is flying the nest.”
Sigbjørn: “I’m not flying anywhere.”
Mother: “And that’s why; you’re going to be a big brother!”
Sigbjørn: “I can’t become a big brother! Dad! You’ve been sterilized!“
Mother: “We’ve gotten artificial fertilization, Sigbjørn.”
Sigbjørn: “You know nothing about who the father is or anything!”
Mother: “Just relax, Sigbjørn, He is a doctor-specialist, a lawyer, has a master in economics!”
Father: “And he has I cabin in Hemsedal!”
Mother: “And he’s helped every child in Africa! Voluntarily! These are good genes!”
Mother: “Sigbjørn, look, he looks just like you! Sigbjørn?”
For more fun Kollektivet translations: rouxharbour.blogspot.com
or click on my Google+ profile!
Etter morra sa «gode gener» først så satt jeg stille og lot det jeg nettopp hørte senke seg. Også eksploderte jeg i latter 🤣🤣🤣
jeg har jobbet med alle barn fra afrika XDDD
flere som vil ha flere sigbjørn episoder :D
Sigbjørn er vel kollektivets versjon av Donald Duck xD
den t-skjorten er fra hot topic :P
å herregud det er så forfærdelig å se på! hahahaha
Ouch, Sigbjørn :(
complicated family situation.
kollektivet burde vinne gullruten
hahahha!! Sigbjørn burde vinne gullruten eller noe! utrolig morsomt
Den dær var FAEN meg bra :P
Sed ehm sÆd... Sæd
Drit bra , lo lenge
Feels bad man
That feel bro
Har ikkje siggbjørn ei lillesøster i episode 1?
Dj Bacon Så?
Nixonic SÅ... de va no som svarte....
han blir far til broren sin :P
Hahahaha you make My day!!!! Hahahahaha
hahaha ER det mulig!!...
Lag flere :)
HAHAH, så genialt
lag sesong 2 og! :)
æææh han har samme jakke som mæ
JEG DØØØØR
Anonymous Aura *calls 911*
3:22 wookie moment
Broder'n og faren, kleint...
Lol! Morsomt :P
Uffda...
Holdt på å le meg i hel
Lag episode 9 da :D
Genialt
Hahaha! fette bra
hvis 200 liker kommer sesong 2!!!!!!!
lol og så tårene trillit lismimm
hahahahahahahah jeg dør!!!!LMAO
Musikk i begynnelsen?
hahaHa! beste kommentaren på en god stund takK! :D
spesielt...
Jeg bor i Hemsedal
Nice
3:09 - Fuck my life. hahaha
HERMINE FRA HOTEL CÆSAR ????XDlol
Hvis han hadde skrevet sitt eget navn hadde jo selvfølgelig ikke sæden hans blitt gitt til moren
hahahhaha!!!
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha XD
Ødipus ruler! :-D
eiidddd!!!!
wow
e`ke d..skal ikke fly! hahaha
hahahahahadhshdahahha
Oops..
haha!! Så eid!!
nei bare deg
haha, lurte deg der: 3:39
hahaha
Hahahaahahahahhaahahahah
ska'kke fly ut
Haha
HAHAHAHAHA
hahaahahahaahahahaahaahaha! dauer
HAhahahah xD
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
HHahahah
Fail level 1000:P
HAHAHAHA
de har noen like på neo tokyo og outland C:
Meeeer
0:43
kleint...
Guild wars 2
Aa
Først :)
hahahhahha
HAHAHAHAHAHA