Republican Sex

Lyrics
(by Sam Turner and Michael Kim Roos)
We’re just the way God made us
No LGBTQ
That’s called religious freedom
It’s the old red, white, and blue
There’s some who spread the message
And some just love to spread
Some made for the kitchen
And some made for the bed.
It’s Republican sex
Yes, it’s Republican sex
It’s a walking contradiction,
Black is white and truth is fiction
It’s Republican sex
Come down to Maralago
You’ll find a warm retreat
We’ll satisfy your senses
And we’ll keep it so discreet
Just write it off your taxes
Bring Whitey and the boys
A hundred little angels
And a boatload full of toys
It’s Republican sex
Yes, it’s Republican sex,
My wife’s at home, she’s sewing
Pretending she’s unknowing
It’s Republican sex
I found you in the alley
I pulled you off the street
I hid you in a closet
And fed you something sweet
My rocket’s in my pocket
You got no real defense,
My pals will all protect me,
Mitch and Lindsey, Barr and Pence
It’s Republican sex
Yes, it’s Republican sex
You’ll find it in the Bible
It’s true, that ain’t no libel
That’s Republican sex
My wife just had a baby.
So what? Don’t matter much.
I’ll grab you where you like it,
It’s your thing I long to touch
I’ve watched you in your movies
And all those magazines
A lumberjack, a lawyer,
And a company of marines
That’s Republican sex,
You got Republican sex
Just like the Inquisition
Assume the right position
For Republican sex
Cialis and Viagra
Unlimited supply
I’m younger than you’re thinking
And I ain’t about to die
How ‘bout we watch some Shark Week
I’m bad, I need a spank
I promise that I’ll pay you
With a loan from Deutsche bank
It’s Republican sex
I want Republican sex,
You’re my exotic dancer
Hypocrisy’s the answer
To Republican sex
Yes, we’re the way God made us
No LGBTQ
We claim religious freedom
Just for us and not for you!
You say there’s laws against it
Well, we won’t go to jail
Old white men got the money
Yes, and everything’s for sale
Give us Republican sex
We want Republican sex
It’s firmly autocratic
Plutocratic and dogmatic
It’s Republican sex
Let’s make it automatic
Systematic, theocratic
It’s Republican sex
Don’t be so bureaucratic
Diplomatic, democratic
It’s Republican sex
Credits:
Musicians:
Michael Kim Roos: lead vocal, rhythm guitar, bass, drums, organ
Tom Keenlyside: saxophone
Brent Mason: lead guitar
C.Joleene: backing vocal
Caitlyn Anselmo: backing vocal
Minsun Kim Roos: backing vocal
Video:
Directed by D.J. Turner
Cinematography by Terrance Stewart
Production Design by Heather Turner
Trump: Ray Buffer
Bush: Ross Steeves
Reagan: Matt Scott
Nixon: Tad Schafer
Call Girl #1: Shannon Esparza
Call Girl #2: Risdon Roberts
Lady Justice: Burdetta Jackson
Bum: Joseph Soy
Rainbow: Ross Steeves
Production Manager: Burdetta Jackson
Hair & MU: Laurie Hallak
Grip & Electric: Marcus Johannes
Filmed at Valentine Studios, North Hollywood CA.
All characters and other entities appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, dead or alive, or other real-life entities, past or present, is purely coincidental. akcvnaeo9857jalmnso05kvma;a;fkriwofja;

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I thoroughly enjoyed this song and video is well done!!

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Thanks! Much appreciated! Spread the word!

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Song of the year.