I think it's *_because_* they get watered so sparsely that they adapted to act like weeds and clamp down on any nutrients they could get to survive. It do be like dat. As a Yaminion, I can kinda rela- **ahem** these poor souls... RIP
3:30 He ain't wrong. I was suffering through severe food poisoning I went to the nurses because I had told my teacher I can't take it anymore the pain just freaking hurts. My school nurse treated me like shit and assumed I was faking it until she realized that when I was in the nurse's bathroom she could hear me vomit and cry in pain. Edit: Good god these horror stories in the comments man. School nurses are something else....
Mine pulled me aside and told me I was making trouble for my mother and needed to stop 'faking'... This was right when my chronic illness started and I could barely function, let alone focus on school. My mom ripped her a new one when she found out, because she sure as hell didn't need some stranger 'standing up for her' when she was desperately trying to find out what was wrong with me.
3:02 hes so real for that. i agree so much. anyone with serious (in this case, long term) health problems while also going to school will agree here. i wasnt expecting this answer at all but he's *SO RIGHT.* im glad kyo is able to speak his opinion about things and point blank tell his fans, "thats fucked up, and i hate that you did that."
Honestly I’m thinking its either this is jokingly simping (yknow for the sake of getting a reaction outta him cuz its funny) or people just want a chill funny guy who doesn’t give fanservice and just feels like a homie
kyo is so real 4 dislking the person that skipped school and people making jokes abt them eating chalk and other inedible stuff as a disabled person with pica, kyo u are awesome as hell
I'm just gonna be flat out honest didn't know who Kyo was and came in expecting a totally different voice lol. Not that his voice doesn't fit his model I just thought it was a girl by just looking at their model. But listening to it more it does fit his voice.
I had the exact same thoughts before Illuna”s Debut. I thought Kyo would be the “Petra” of his Gen, but in reality he’s a lot more like Enna (In which their real personality doesn’t seem to match the model). But once you get to know them you find out that their models fit no matter how they sound. Honestly, I can’t imagine Kyo having a “High-Pitched” voice at all now lol
3:09 SO TRUE LIKE IVE BEEN DISABLED SINCE GRADE 6 AND THESE KIDS ALWAYS FAKE SHIT JUST SO THEY CAN GET OUT OF SOMETHING AND GIVE THE TEACHERS THE IMPRESSION THATS EVERYONE WHO SAYS THEY NEED TO GO HOME IS JUST FAKING 😭
13:15 Even tho this video is called "Least Down Bad Kyo Kaneko Fans", you gotta admit, that's a pretty strong case of down-bad. Also, that cough at 4:11 really got me. That's how you know what Kyo just read was something on a different level. Edit: So, since Kyo did his whole New Years confession stream, are we gonna get a video regarding that too? I didn't think about this until now, but I thought I'd mention it.
3:09 HE AIN’T WRONG FOR BEING MAD, THO! When I was younger, my metabolism and ADHD meds made me constantly sick and I fainted constantly because no matter how much I ate, I actually lost weight every time and I had to go to the doctor often. When I fainted one day, the nurse thought I was doing it on purpose. MY MOM HAD TO MAKE HIM PULL UP MY FILES AND SEE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.
3:32 OMFGGG FRRRRRR the nurse would stop sending me home bcs she thought i was faking it, when i was unable to come to school teachers thought i was lazy, etc etc. they’d be really mean, refuse to accommodate me etc etc. people who haven’t experienced this don’t understand how harmful it is to those of us who need extensions and who need time off.
His laugh sounds like an evil laugh and I love it I need a Kyo laugh compilation bro, he sounding like Ursula but younger and male version 90/10, best laugh in NiniSanji
Whoever said about the six-way with Luxiem, bruh, Luca though. All the others I can see but Luca? It'd be like somebody trying to skewer a rabbit with a telegraph pole.
Bruh I feel the thing with teachers not believing anything my friend has diabetes and the amount of times she told me about teachers being rude whenever she needed to get insulin or eat something was insane (and don’t get me started on her medical beeping and then getting in trouble for having her phone out)
Ofc they do, it's the internet! Whether it's being creepy (creepy is expected from a vtuber fan base tbh, but still) or feeling so confident that someone's going to praise them for skipping school, as long as their face and name isn't attached people will admit anything. Not to get serious, but sometimes it's a good thing-if their name or face (but not doxxing omg) is ever revealed in some natural way, it'll help people avoid them. But also, not a good thing. Unfortunately how the internet is, despite it being totally possible to change that
The thing I find funny about this is that all of the horny comments around Kyo involve him being the bottom, except that one about his voice. It's like the exact opposite of Vox where everyone is calling him daddy and shit. Everyone in Kyo's chat is like "don't worry my little Kyoneko, daddy is here".
I have actually health issues I have a heart disease it’s cured but it’s been causing me problems and honestly the teachers and students wouldn’t think that I’m faking my pain #relatable for what kyo said I did hate what they did but find if funny
I'm watching this to cheer myself up a bit. Kyo is my first oshi. When I found out he was graduating the 17th, I cried so hard. In fact, I'm still crying. I'm gonna miss him so much.. but for the time being, let's just enjoy the time he has left. I knew he would probably graduate... but not so soon, I mean, not now.. I didn't expect this. This took me by surprise completely. I wanna thank him for everything. Thank him for always putting on a smile into our faces and for just being Kyo Kaneko. I will always remember and love him no matter what, he will be my first oshi forever, even if he isn't here anymore. We, Kyomies, are most grateful. NijiEN won't be the same anymore without him... and Iluna will always be 6💙💜💚❤️🩷🤍. Bye, Kyo Kaneko... It's Kyover🤟💞🤧😭
This reminds me of a church confessional XD Thanks for the upload and the edits such as the buffering were so FUNNY I enjoy his very straightforward speaking style
3:13 relatable. A LOT. Not gonna talk bout life and shit but when i actually feel like shit and ACTUALLY talk about it it's like "it's in your head dw it's nothing" like.😐
3:22 NAW Y DIS SHIT SUCH A MOOD I got alot of really really bad anxiety shit like 24/7 and everyday my head fucking hurt and all I hear is ringing (im doing better now so like dw, god just thought transferring my mental pain to physical pain would be funny). The “they just looked at me like I was fucking crazy” is so true, the older the teacher the higher they gonna deny u or give u that look. Just approach the teachers with kids and u got urself a chance.
Kyo is so based for the talk about fucking things up for disabled students; skip school if you want but don't use illness as an excuse if you're perfectly fine... 6 years without a diagnosis being made to run the mile in gym class and shit was not fun
No but low-key, the faking miss school thing rllysux ass, like im not chronically ill, but I do have a weak immune system and horrible cramps(plus im like..rlly clumsy
3:03 Same thing. I have a very sensible stomach and it always has been like this, I have 2 stories here. The first one was like in third or fourth grade, I ate something and felt weird, couldn't stop vomiting and crying but the nurse said I didn't digest the food, I had an infection and was brought to the hospital The second one was in first grade of middle school, with food again, to not make it a long story, I got sever fever and didn't go to school a whole week. These are the worse stories that I have, I do have a lot more
Sensitive topic(?) 2:53 it kinda makes me rlly sad seeing people like this because I have mild Anthropophobia, terrible Agoraphobia and anxiety + more and it brings me a lot of trouble going to school not to mention the meds are making my health + sleeping schedule worse so I can't catch up on shit cause I'm too scared to even speak at school that people thought I'm mute at some point. I can't ask the teacher to help neither cause i can't speak to them and I'd panic and pass out easily so that confession really kinda just triggered me.
no bc i have bad health n i feel him on how ppls lying literally ruins it 4 us. like me personally idrc but like its so horrid trying 2 explain tht no ur not lying u just have EXTREMELY bad health issues just so u dont get in trouble for trying 2 exist comfortably as a person w bad health
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I love how people are like, "How did this stream get approved?" And his actual answer was, "Vox's ASMR exists" 🤣🤣🤣
He's right...😆
It’s too damn accurate
I'd probably also point to Selen playing Senran Kagura but I'm gonna assume Vox ASMR is probably a better example regardless.
Cards against humanity stream
That's all I'm going to contribute
This comment aged like milk LMAO
@@Static_SymphonyLMAO I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT
I'm just gonna be real...
Kyo's laugh is really similar to Ironmouse and I love it
Kyo said that Ironmouse is his oshi, so it miight be not a coincidence
not really similar, more like, posses the same energy
it's got the same rhythym as fulgur's, somewhat xD
I want them to colab so much. He should be in Speak with the devil
@@starless267 he had that laugh for 3 years, I don't think it's a coincidence
2:53 The fact they have the gall to use the "💅" is already enough to throw their ass into Tartarus.
damn ordinary prisons weren't good enough so we had to use fictional just so it would be fitting enough
This dude is the realist person I've ever seen
How does Kyo have such an amount of glue and chalk eaters?
The chat mimics the streamer
There were so many of them. I was shocked myself.
I think it's the glue and chalk eaters being drawn to his stream
I don't eat glue but I eat other white sticky stuff
His viewers are unhealthy and most likely have iron deficiency.
How are his fans this horny in spite of doing minimal fan service, honestly makes me curious
They get barely anything so they go crazy when theres crumbs
The sassy voice maybe?
I think therein lies the answer
bare minimum enjoyer
I think it's *_because_* they get watered so sparsely that they adapted to act like weeds and clamp down on any nutrients they could get to survive. It do be like dat. As a Yaminion, I can kinda rela- **ahem** these poor souls... RIP
3:30 He ain't wrong. I was suffering through severe food poisoning I went to the nurses because I had told my teacher I can't take it anymore the pain just freaking hurts. My school nurse treated me like shit and assumed I was faking it until she realized that when I was in the nurse's bathroom she could hear me vomit and cry in pain.
Edit: Good god these horror stories in the comments man. School nurses are something else....
Thats fkd up man
Mine pulled me aside and told me I was making trouble for my mother and needed to stop 'faking'... This was right when my chronic illness started and I could barely function, let alone focus on school. My mom ripped her a new one when she found out, because she sure as hell didn't need some stranger 'standing up for her' when she was desperately trying to find out what was wrong with me.
Kyo is so based for that
Bruh
@@CeruleanRogue I wish my parents were like your mom... They were the first ones to say i fake sickness everytime.
3:02 hes so real for that. i agree so much. anyone with serious (in this case, long term) health problems while also going to school will agree here. i wasnt expecting this answer at all but he's *SO RIGHT.* im glad kyo is able to speak his opinion about things and point blank tell his fans, "thats fucked up, and i hate that you did that."
I don't understand how Kyo can have a horny fanbase.
He is the most just a guy member. He is literally just a funny dood.
Have they met people???
I assume its because he doesnt humour the fan servicey shit but is still roped into it that theyre like that, same with Ike, Selen or Shu
they thirsty af 😂
These people are on a v-tuber’s livestream do you *think* they interact with real life people much?
Honestly I’m thinking its either this is jokingly simping (yknow for the sake of getting a reaction outta him cuz its funny) or people just want a chill funny guy who doesn’t give fanservice and just feels like a homie
Respectfully, Vtubing has an inherently weeb fanbase, what did you expect?
The nya edits THANK YOU LMAO
Most well adjusted Vtuber fan in general tbh.
The fact that this is objectively true is pretty sad
Why... Why does that profile pic and name make this comment so much funnier?
how is Kyo taking 6:12 so lightly I woulda been in shock for a good minute if someone said that to me 😭
He probably has seen some shit
He's used to it
hes seen worse
kyo is so real 4 dislking the person that skipped school and people making jokes abt them eating chalk and other inedible stuff
as a disabled person with pica, kyo u are awesome as hell
I'm just gonna be flat out honest didn't know who Kyo was and came in expecting a totally different voice lol. Not that his voice doesn't fit his model I just thought it was a girl by just looking at their model. But listening to it more it does fit his voice.
I had the exact same thoughts before Illuna”s Debut.
I thought Kyo would be the “Petra” of his Gen, but in reality he’s a lot more like Enna (In which their real personality doesn’t seem to match the model).
But once you get to know them you find out that their models fit no matter how they sound. Honestly, I can’t imagine Kyo having a “High-Pitched” voice at all now lol
@@johnnysalery7383 I think it's also because of Kyo's Expression. It just fits so well with his voice 💀
3:09 SO TRUE LIKE IVE BEEN DISABLED SINCE GRADE 6 AND THESE KIDS ALWAYS FAKE SHIT JUST SO THEY CAN GET OUT OF SOMETHING AND GIVE THE TEACHERS THE IMPRESSION THATS EVERYONE WHO SAYS THEY NEED TO GO HOME IS JUST FAKING 😭
EXACTLY
I HATE IT
The wide-eyed shock face Kyo makes always cracks me up!!
gangimari is the best vtuber facial expression out there.
7:19 THAT was uncalled for 😂
the kyock still gets me
“ I want that Kyock “ KILLED ME IM IN THE GRAVE
The edit with the chainsaw through the money right before "That's a lot of damage" was god tier
Kyo's facial expressions are perfect for the sorta shit his chat and Niji friends put him through
4:52 NOT THE "xoxo" AFTER CALLING HIM UNBASED LMAAOOO that's so funnyyyyy
13:15 Even tho this video is called "Least Down Bad Kyo Kaneko Fans", you gotta admit, that's a pretty strong case of down-bad.
Also, that cough at 4:11 really got me. That's how you know what Kyo just read was something on a different level.
Edit: So, since Kyo did his whole New Years confession stream, are we gonna get a video regarding that too? I didn't think about this until now, but I thought I'd mention it.
3:09
HE AIN’T WRONG FOR BEING MAD, THO! When I was younger, my metabolism and ADHD meds made me constantly sick and I fainted constantly because no matter how much I ate, I actually lost weight every time and I had to go to the doctor often. When I fainted one day, the nurse thought I was doing it on purpose. MY MOM HAD TO MAKE HIM PULL UP MY FILES AND SEE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.
I love kyo’s laugh it’s so damn contagious
It doesn't even look that he is streaming it feels like we irl with him 😭😭😭 he's so real
Yeo
I love his laugh so much
Yeahh the raspiness is cute
Same
4:08 that face killed me lol
I never noticed how often home boi said okay 😂
3:32 OMFGGG FRRRRRR the nurse would stop sending me home bcs she thought i was faking it, when i was unable to come to school teachers thought i was lazy, etc etc. they’d be really mean, refuse to accommodate me etc etc.
people who haven’t experienced this don’t understand how harmful it is to those of us who need extensions and who need time off.
Lmao the edit makes it even better
And the "no nose kyo" is just hilarious 🦆
15:28 mika that you?
NOOOOOOOO 😭
6:25 “Lord Help me”
His laugh sounds like an evil laugh and I love it
I need a Kyo laugh compilation bro, he sounding like Ursula but younger and male version
90/10, best laugh in NiniSanji
Whoever said about the six-way with Luxiem, bruh, Luca though. All the others I can see but Luca? It'd be like somebody trying to skewer a rabbit with a telegraph pole.
Turn him into a grill kabob or a sleeve
NOOOO LMFAO
13:54 .
Bruh I feel the thing with teachers not believing anything my friend has diabetes and the amount of times she told me about teachers being rude whenever she needed to get insulin or eat something was insane (and don’t get me started on her medical beeping and then getting in trouble for having her phone out)
This stream was so good
I haven't watch Kyo that much, but have enjoyed him in collabs, this clip showed me I'll def enjoy his own content thou xD
He is really funny especially during his Zatsus
as someone who is chronically ill, 2:52 pissed me off so much.
I can't with the ✨nya✨ lmao
Love how the general standard for what’s seiso enough for UA-cam is “is it worse than vox asmr” now
3:15 he's so based for this
God people get WAYYYY too comfy when they're like 100% anonymous
Ofc they do, it's the internet! Whether it's being creepy (creepy is expected from a vtuber fan base tbh, but still) or feeling so confident that someone's going to praise them for skipping school, as long as their face and name isn't attached people will admit anything.
Not to get serious, but sometimes it's a good thing-if their name or face (but not doxxing omg) is ever revealed in some natural way, it'll help people avoid them. But also, not a good thing. Unfortunately how the internet is, despite it being totally possible to change that
This video was what first introduced me to Kyo... Now, i am watching it on his graduation day 💙
The thing I find funny about this is that all of the horny comments around Kyo involve him being the bottom, except that one about his voice. It's like the exact opposite of Vox where everyone is calling him daddy and shit. Everyone in Kyo's chat is like "don't worry my little Kyoneko, daddy is here".
Kyo just became my new favourite vtuber, i love how funny and realistic he is 😭💗
10:05 I was literally chocking
7:46 im lmaoing so hard and your editing enchance that!!
7:13 i keep replaying this LMAOOO
all your videos are an inspiration but i felt the quality oozing out of this one, your editing is sooooo good
7:18 the animation of that thing on Aster's face!! WTF!!! I LEGIT SCREAMED HOLYSHIT!!!
I have actually health issues I have a heart disease it’s cured but it’s been causing me problems and honestly the teachers and students wouldn’t think that I’m faking my pain #relatable for what kyo said I did hate what they did but find if funny
I'm watching this to cheer myself up a bit. Kyo is my first oshi. When I found out he was graduating the 17th, I cried so hard. In fact, I'm still crying. I'm gonna miss him so much.. but for the time being, let's just enjoy the time he has left. I knew he would probably graduate... but not so soon, I mean, not now.. I didn't expect this. This took me by surprise completely.
I wanna thank him for everything. Thank him for always putting on a smile into our faces and for just being Kyo Kaneko. I will always remember and love him no matter what, he will be my first oshi forever, even if he isn't here anymore. We, Kyomies, are most grateful. NijiEN won't be the same anymore without him... and Iluna will always be 6💙💜💚❤️🩷🤍. Bye, Kyo Kaneko...
It's Kyover🤟💞🤧😭
i have to say, your edit is so goooooood and for solid 16 minutes OMG
thank you for your hard work
This reminds me of a church confessional XD Thanks for the upload and the edits such as the buffering were so FUNNY
I enjoy his very straightforward speaking style
THERE'S ALREADY A RULE 34 POST OF KYO KANEKO
DAS CRAZYYY
Wait you're lying
NO WAY
@@Nookshush YES WAY
@@FuChans_Welcome_Mat Check it for yourself LOLOL
of fucking course there is LMAO
i died at this part 7:20
DAZZ CRAYZYYYY!!!
I come back to this video every time I feel down, it’s such a funny stream and your editing just makes it that much more hilarious lol
3:13 relatable. A LOT. Not gonna talk bout life and shit but when i actually feel like shit and ACTUALLY talk about it it's like "it's in your head dw it's nothing" like.😐
The dog confessing part had me in tears 😂😂
yo i ain’t never realised kyo has fangs and i’ve been watching him since debut
9:06 sounded line "daddy's crazy" to me help 💀
I like how Vox is a litnis test for how far a liver can go
Well, that was my mistake for drinking water on that last one.
"How'd this stream get approved? Vox asmr exists ok" I CANT IM DYING OF LAUGHTER ASDFGHJKL:"
I still dont know how kyo is keeping his sanity bcs of his fanbase eating chalk and glue and j3rk1ng off to kyo himself 💀💀
kyos laugh gives me serotonin
3:22 NAW Y DIS SHIT SUCH A MOOD
I got alot of really really bad anxiety shit like 24/7 and everyday my head fucking hurt and all I hear is ringing (im doing better now so like dw, god just thought transferring my mental pain to physical pain would be funny).
The “they just looked at me like I was fucking crazy” is so true, the older the teacher the higher they gonna deny u or give u that look. Just approach the teachers with kids and u got urself a chance.
The one thing that I love about kyo is his laughter it’s the best 😂
Kyo is so based for the talk about fucking things up for disabled students; skip school if you want but don't use illness as an excuse if you're perfectly fine... 6 years without a diagnosis being made to run the mile in gym class and shit was not fun
the many times he said "Ok?" lmao
Omg, the editing was phenomenal! 🤣
This is some godlike editing
4:16 I understand you
When i'm watching that stream, my first thought was "Wow". I know some Kyomies are down bad... but to think it was this down *abyssmal* bad. Das crazy
13:18 HES TRAUMITIZED-
When I was a kid, I didn't realize the nurses office was for if you were sick. I would ask to go to the nurses, to talk to the kind nurse ladies.
Chat is brave for writing this.
Or they have no shame 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌
"omg kyo kaneko just called me a bitch"
3:21 EXACTLY!
ima be honest, I need a clip of kyo saying nya, so I too, can enjoy him as my notification sound
losing it at 15:01-15:06 this shit is so fucking funy
His laugh is funny and cute at the same time 🥰🥰🥰🥰
7:18 WHY 😭
THE EDITING IS TOP TIER 👏
Kyo has private school kid energy
Well, now we know we’re all the cursed people go to relieve their sins, kyo is like the pope of niji en, that or the creator.
No but low-key, the faking miss school thing rllysux ass, like im not chronically ill, but I do have a weak immune system and horrible cramps(plus im like..rlly clumsy
2:03 Had that been me i would have to stand up and walk around my house and come back only to be silent for another minute
very well edited video
it’s almost like this was posted by kyo himself
well done
"100% any% speedrun" speedrunners cried that day
"I want to eat your hair" same
that was a fucking roller coaster
1:35 very creative and funny
kyo is the funniest
3:03
Same thing. I have a very sensible stomach and it always has been like this, I have 2 stories here.
The first one was like in third or fourth grade, I ate something and felt weird, couldn't stop vomiting and crying but the nurse said I didn't digest the food, I had an infection and was brought to the hospital
The second one was in first grade of middle school, with food again, to not make it a long story, I got sever fever and didn't go to school a whole week.
These are the worse stories that I have, I do have a lot more
kyo is so real 😭
love the great editing
NAH CAUSE KYO IS REAL LIKE I'VE NEVER SEEN A MORE COOL VTUBER THAN HIM BRO
Sensitive topic(?)
2:53 it kinda makes me rlly sad seeing people like this because I have mild Anthropophobia, terrible Agoraphobia and anxiety + more and it brings me a lot of trouble going to school not to mention the meds are making my health + sleeping schedule worse so I can't catch up on shit cause I'm too scared to even speak at school that people thought I'm mute at some point. I can't ask the teacher to help neither cause i can't speak to them and I'd panic and pass out easily so that confession really kinda just triggered me.
no bc i have bad health n i feel him on how ppls lying literally ruins it 4 us. like me personally idrc but like its so horrid trying 2 explain tht no ur not lying u just have EXTREMELY bad health issues just so u dont get in trouble for trying 2 exist comfortably as a person w bad health