The Pete & Sebastian Show - Episode 495 (Full Episode)

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 410

  • @gilbertmedina9565
    @gilbertmedina9565 2 роки тому +21

    The lightning bug skit was off the chain hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thescaledraven5482
    @thescaledraven5482 2 роки тому +10

    Pete's impersonation of a firefly is epic... Love you guys!

  • @tsc1945
    @tsc1945 2 роки тому +34

    I love you Pete…always bringing reality to “the cast”. EXAMPLE: when you said “OF COURSE…” to Sebastian’s comment @ 7:21 when he said (leaning into his “camera”) “I go to Italy…blah blah”. Keep your head up high, Pete because your feet are on the ground…and we all thank you for that!

    • @Hforoooo
      @Hforoooo 2 роки тому +5

      He said I go to Italy, meaning that’s the bottle of wine he chose. Not that he goes there all the time 😂

    • @anthonybellini8501
      @anthonybellini8501 2 роки тому +6

      @@Hforoooo exactly lol. But did you see the disconnect when sabas was abusing yellowtail and Pete and his mom luv it lol. Didn’t realize it was an ongoing insult. Lol. Many times during the cast seb says things where you can see Pete wants to say bro stop already .. you’ve been rich for only a year lol

    • @Hforoooo
      @Hforoooo 2 роки тому +1

      @@randomelvis3359 lol you’re right

    • @tsc1945
      @tsc1945 2 роки тому +6

      @@randomelvis3359 watch that conversation over agin….and you’ll see Sebastian’s attitude and Pete’s reply. There is nothing to get into a “he said…he said” debate over. I just wanted Pete to know that I think he’s the one who has his feet on the ground and I love his sensitivity and sweetness. He WOULD NEVER be tarnished by the whole Hollywood pressures. He has way too kind of a heart…PERIOD!

    • @karendistefano6001
      @karendistefano6001 2 роки тому +4

      @@tsc1945 yes, agree! Pete is so down to earth and truthful and is realistic!

  • @sherrylynne8836
    @sherrylynne8836 2 роки тому +6

    Thanks for the EXCELLENT podcast this week guys! lol
    Saw you this Monday Sebastian in Albany, NY ((sorry (not really sorry) that you had to come here)).. but you were EVERYTHING. Nailed it! I didn't know there were this many Italians in Albany. 😂
    On a side note.. there was a mother and daughter sitting next to me and the daughter was sooo beautiful (so I told her, and we both were in awe of each others' green eyes).
    Her mother whispered to me that I made her day - she has cancer and isn't doing well. They laughed the ENTIRE show.. (same). There's no words for the importance of laughter in life and the work you do. Appreciate you.. 💕

  • @kathyg8684
    @kathyg8684 2 роки тому +8

    Busted out laughing about the firefly discussion-I could actually feel my abs (thank you)……you guys kill me.❤️

  • @KristineBlande
    @KristineBlande 2 роки тому +5

    Omg the lightning bugs💡 had me crying laughing 😂😂😂💦

  • @ellaautumn13
    @ellaautumn13 2 роки тому +2

    We call the lightning bugs in our yard the paparazzi 😂

  • @dawnledesma4654
    @dawnledesma4654 2 роки тому +15

    I love how Pete usually has a film or TV reference for Sebastian's stories. That's why he's so relevant and in touch!!!!!

  • @SamWozniak
    @SamWozniak 2 роки тому +37

    Fellas,
    I'm 35. Everyday I wish I could see and hang with all my friends like we did for so many years. You guys fill that void once a week. Thanks a ton!

  • @ventisale1
    @ventisale1 2 роки тому +13

    What i would give to have a best friend who understood me, checked me, supported me and kept my feet on the ground when my thinking was a bit off track the way Pete does for Sebastian. Their relationship is so strong and the last year, with losses and successes seems to have brought them even closer.

  • @sherrilynn33
    @sherrilynn33 2 роки тому +5

    Pete you’re so awesome! I love that you’re not a four seasons snob! Also , you make this podcast with your smart humor. Love you!

  • @sherrisilvestri2581
    @sherrisilvestri2581 2 роки тому +2

    "You get the hell back in there!" OMG I am DYING. That's so Sicilian !!!

  • @LocationLocationLocation247
    @LocationLocationLocation247 2 роки тому +2

    This cast is great. I never LOL at anything by myself but I did for the lightning bug bit and way back when you were talking about parties when you and the wife were planning how to end the party and Pete talked about goodfellas when they were having such a good time that they pulled a Maury and said forget about that thing. LMAO

  • @nahualit0
    @nahualit0 2 роки тому +2

    35:43 The Maniscalco creep up to accentuate the punchline is GOLD!

  • @constantinosmavroyannis9409
    @constantinosmavroyannis9409 2 роки тому +2

    there are episodes of this podcast that should be classified as standalone comedy specials and sold in dvd form

  • @cy8569
    @cy8569 2 роки тому +11

    This show saved my mind during COVID . Never stop. Thanks 😊

  • @Lilybet1316
    @Lilybet1316 2 роки тому +21

    Pete, we are with you. I know the more expensive wines are better but Sebastian is now full on celebrity reasoning and not really in touch with regular people. But we love him for being a snob 😁

    • @EpicLemonMusic
      @EpicLemonMusic 2 роки тому +2

      Cheaper wines consistently get picked by the population as tasting better in blind tests, when the price tag and story behind the wine is there tastes change. Simple psychology. Expensive wines have more UNIQUE taste not at all more balanced taste

  • @monica11760
    @monica11760 2 роки тому +7

    Oh gosh, another great and funny podcast. So many funny topics. I think the fireflies had to be on the top of my list, and Pete wondering if the firefly knows if their light is out. LOL!!!

  • @Java4Rosi
    @Java4Rosi 2 роки тому +5

    “Never grow a garden!”
    I’m dying! Hahahaha!!!
    God bless.

  • @Karenmorford
    @Karenmorford 2 роки тому +6

    Oh, and my dad had a bottle of wine in the box at Christmas for the mailman! Appreciation…

  • @manacfamily8725
    @manacfamily8725 2 роки тому +11

    Just absolutely beautiful Italian Stallions here! Respectfully speaking. Appreciate y’all a lot!

  • @Ertdoinn
    @Ertdoinn 2 роки тому +10

    Hype to have a drink with Pete & Sebastian; love ya fellas! 35:00 Science project story had me pissing myself🤣😂🤣

    • @Chegles1
      @Chegles1 2 роки тому +1

      One of the highlights for me as my Dad, a Navy man put together my 9th grade Science project, a periscope. I didn't realize back then the connection but I do now. It was a moment of connection for the two of us and how he wanted me to succeed.

  • @Flash16xx
    @Flash16xx 2 роки тому +2

    Pete's story about getting his whiskey....He's a ninja! LOL!

  • @L.A.Coro22
    @L.A.Coro22 2 роки тому +9

    I needed this episode to cheer me up especially after my bad interview (praying I get a callback 🤞) and hearing about my brother(no more suffering) from another mother dad dying today.
    Stay blessed and funny you two. I’m grateful to hear you guys every week 🙏

  • @hs-qk9qf
    @hs-qk9qf 2 роки тому +3

    The lightning bug convo had me HOLLERING!

  • @pzernik1
    @pzernik1 2 роки тому +84

    This was a good one! Hey Pete, your sound has been off for the last two episodes kind of a more tin can sound. We adjust and enjoy every minute either way! Have loved every episode since we discovered you at the beginning of the pandemic in locked down Chicago.

    • @johnpeterson2335
      @johnpeterson2335 2 роки тому +4

      Ya his sound is fd up

    • @sylviab.791
      @sylviab.791 2 роки тому +4

      Thought he would have caught it by now.

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 2 роки тому +2

      I don’t like Pete with the alcohol. It slows him down. Not a fan of drunk podcasting.

    • @jayninator
      @jayninator 2 роки тому +5

      The sound isn’t coming from his mic, that’s why

    • @KZ_MMA_
      @KZ_MMA_ 2 роки тому

      @@AgendaInMind you're the psycho mental patient that spams anti-government propaganda in thousands of comments sections. You have 0 right to criticize anyone for what they do.

  • @gwendolynbuckner8995
    @gwendolynbuckner8995 2 роки тому +8

    Thank you both for taking out time for us listening.I love laughing .take care.

  • @staceylacey5587
    @staceylacey5587 2 роки тому +5

    THIS PODCAST will be my FIRST Patreon Subscription and 5 dollars is a freakin BARGAIN!!!! So glad to support two comedians with such GENIUS and amazing CONTENT! I share it with all my Stuffy Government Job Colleagues also! Saw you Pete BY MYSELF when you came to DALLAS last fall. AMAZING show. SO FUN!

  • @stef623623
    @stef623623 2 роки тому +7

    Love the cast !! It’s like talking to your best friend once a week ! You guys got a vibe like no other . ❤️

  • @micheleczawursky620
    @micheleczawursky620 2 роки тому +2

    Hilarious as always! PS. You both need to do a science experiment about lightning bugs
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Octiviono
    @Octiviono 2 роки тому +6

    Pete your mic has been very hollow sounding last 2 casts.

  • @flavionavar180
    @flavionavar180 2 роки тому +4

    FIX YOUR SOUND, PETE! Love you guys!

  • @Sheli-_-
    @Sheli-_- 2 роки тому +10

    Look forward to this all week! Thanks Pete and Sebastian!!

  • @yogaisforeveryone
    @yogaisforeveryone 2 роки тому +8

    💛 💫Pete is always SO real & funny . 🤣

  • @Karenmorford
    @Karenmorford 2 роки тому +7

    Thanks, pzernik for mentioning “tin cast” the distraction did not take away from me rolling in laughter!! “If I was another bug….” Absolutely brilliant and on the spot….pure magic…that’s a pro!!

  • @rjddad6623
    @rjddad6623 2 роки тому +2

    The chat about the lightning bugs ROTF! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @marier.245
    @marier.245 2 роки тому +4

    Pete Correalle = the most underrated, hilarious comedian out there.

  • @millz144
    @millz144 2 роки тому +2

    I almost peed my pants during this lightning bug bit

  • @000_x9
    @000_x9 2 роки тому +2

    I've never seen a fire fly or lightening bug. But enjoyed the bug convo.

  • @glitterandsudsasmr7130
    @glitterandsudsasmr7130 2 роки тому +2

    When lightning bugs are lit up there should be Barry White's "Let's Get It On" in the background. They're doing it to find each other 🎶😂

  • @heyitslilz2474
    @heyitslilz2474 2 роки тому +2

    Thanks for being real and in touch! Thanks for getting us away from Will Smith and Hollywood 😜

  • @millzprime
    @millzprime 2 роки тому +8

    Pete sounds like hes recording through a roll of paper towels.

  • @brandianderson287
    @brandianderson287 2 роки тому +2

    Pete and Sebastián should do a Vegas show together!!! That would be Stellar.

  • @susanshew2373
    @susanshew2373 2 роки тому +2

    Johnny the tree guy reminds me of Seinfeld when Jimmy spoke in the third person and Elaine liked another guy at the gym and Jimmy kept saying "Jimmy likes Elaine a lot!" LOL

  • @djd31289
    @djd31289 2 роки тому +2

    Absolutely solid gold guys!!
    If I were a firefly I'd be glowing BIG TIME after that cast. Lolol
    Love and appreciate you two!!!!

  • @okayboomernyc
    @okayboomernyc 2 роки тому +2

    Your killing me with the lightening bug skit.

  • @leahlittleton6554
    @leahlittleton6554 2 роки тому +1

    I’m laughing so hard at the science project story I can’t see clearly from crying tears of laughter !! 🤣😂

  • @420asia
    @420asia 2 роки тому +6

    This episode was hilarious 🤣 from start to finish.

  • @janinejohnson1898
    @janinejohnson1898 2 роки тому +2

    Love Love Love your shows! ♥️ ☮️

  • @dmountain390
    @dmountain390 2 роки тому +6

    Love these guys so much.. Sebastian is lit a bit.. Breakfast dessert going into the garage to eat.. I'm dead

  • @Venom_gsxr
    @Venom_gsxr 2 роки тому +3

    Omg the hardest I've lol in forever. "Yellowtail "

  • @jojojones6434
    @jojojones6434 2 роки тому +4

    Second time Pete s mic is not on mannn 😣

  • @sarahb5539
    @sarahb5539 2 роки тому +2

    Hilarious!!! I don't know if it's the addition on a little alcohol but this one is pure gold!!!

  • @sithebugguy3193
    @sithebugguy3193 2 роки тому +2

    49:42 who gets emotionally attched to a friggin HOUR GUY! LOL Pete put down the whiskey. lol

  • @debbiebasquit0728
    @debbiebasquit0728 2 роки тому +6

    You guys are so hilarious 😂 next cast I’d love to hear what y’all think about Will Smith slapping Chris rock!!

  • @aasharagracesherrikeikilan4962
    @aasharagracesherrikeikilan4962 2 роки тому +1

    So funny! Love this show. And the community that shares this love.
    ✌🏽❤️🌎

  • @mariacrochet8379
    @mariacrochet8379 2 роки тому +2

    "If I were another bug I'd be like WTF?????". 😂. I'm a grown woman and I still say WTF when fireflies do their thing.

  • @apriljohnson421
    @apriljohnson421 2 роки тому +2

    I LOVE YOU GUYS! Omg! This lighting bug bit! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mimigiggles4199
    @mimigiggles4199 2 роки тому +7

    Sebastian would definitely bring the good wine to Pete's mom's house, especially after hearing the dump back story.

    • @Chegles1
      @Chegles1 2 роки тому +1

      Being an Irish woman I got that. Not proud of it as it comes from lack but I got it!

    • @mimigiggles4199
      @mimigiggles4199 2 роки тому +1

      @@Chegles1 waste not, want not

    • @mimigiggles4199
      @mimigiggles4199 2 роки тому +1

      @Kerri French my mom would say don't worry the alcohol will kill anything. There's a certain amount of familiarity with Pete's stories.

  • @janiebrossmann1178
    @janiebrossmann1178 2 роки тому +4

    Omg u guys kill me …laughing hysterically every freaking time 😂😂

  • @Nicegazongas
    @Nicegazongas 2 роки тому +7

    Thank you guys for giving me something great to look forward to every Wednesday

  • @nanwilder2853
    @nanwilder2853 2 роки тому +2

    Pete and Sebastian, I think you should do more Wine/Whiskey O’ Clock ‘Casts, because the vibe was definitely more relaaaxed-especially for Sebastian. He tends to come across as a bit uptight, compared to Pete (who’s probably toked-up every show), and this time, vino took his edges right off. It was almost revelatory, how much softer and warmer he seemed with an alcohol buzz ; which, to their credit, neither took any further... They seemed more in sync than usual, which (for moi) meant more laughs than usual : As a fellow AD/H/D’er, I really cracked up when the Daylight Savings convo came down to MATH, and they both froze like deer in the headlights. I couldn’t process it either!
    This ‘Cast was a heartwarming example of the give and take of true friendship-as opposed to competition-between two American male peers ; something we don’t often get to witness, up-close... Lucky us!

  • @OPAIK
    @OPAIK 2 роки тому +6

    This is one of the only good, uplifting podcasts out there. All positivity and none of that woke fake positivity

  • @codyscott2826
    @codyscott2826 2 роки тому +5

    PETE YOU HAVEN’T HAD YOUR MIC ON FOR THE LAST TWO CASTS heads up 👌🏻👌🏻

  • @sheilasweeney1479
    @sheilasweeney1479 Рік тому +1

    Pete:”This is a Vegas show. All we need is a couple white tigers. Hysterical 😂 1:04:34

  • @denisefazio6708
    @denisefazio6708 2 роки тому +1

    It's 6:30 a.m. and I am dying. Science projects Classic!

  • @sithebugguy3193
    @sithebugguy3193 2 роки тому +1

    54:27 pete & sebastian in a animated movie about 2 lightening bugs...

  • @1veryfunnygirl
    @1veryfunnygirl 2 роки тому +6

    I need to know how Sebastian's movie preview with the audience went! The fact that they haven't mentioned it is not a good sign..

  • @rospinner
    @rospinner 2 роки тому +1

    We had gift tickets for the Belmont Park “nobody does this tour” for my 75th birthday which took place on 3/26…Sebastian, you.are.a. Comedy.genius! 😍

  • @swiftvixxen
    @swiftvixxen 2 роки тому +1

    Loving this pod! Thank you both !

  • @Obiter3
    @Obiter3 2 роки тому +2

    Sebastian you were our first foray into life after Covid when we saw you in Irving, Texas. What a great night for the family! I'd thank you but I already paid you $400.

  • @robertjohnston6387
    @robertjohnston6387 2 роки тому +2

    Pete should start talking in the third persona hahhah

  • @sandyburch3010
    @sandyburch3010 2 роки тому +2

    Life is short do what u want

  • @lacefacethegreat
    @lacefacethegreat 2 роки тому +1

    This is the absolute BEST episode of the cast I've ever seen! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @vincemcconeghy6262
    @vincemcconeghy6262 2 роки тому +2

    Sebastian talking about his science project…. The multi purpose room.., one of the funniest cast moments ever.

  • @guads81
    @guads81 2 роки тому +2

    Think Pete will ever figure out how to enable his mic? Lol.. love these guys

  • @harshreality2672
    @harshreality2672 2 роки тому +3

    Move to AZ. We're the only state that doesn't change our clocks and we do just fine. Sadly, I was on the East coast for the first 43yrs of my life, so school, work, ALL endured with that clock change mess. Insanity 😐.

  • @calistafalcontail
    @calistafalcontail 2 роки тому +2

    This episode is in my top 5...

  • @justadrummer1954
    @justadrummer1954 2 роки тому +2

    That yellow tail is getting you just as drunk as the 75 dollar bottle.

  • @elagace03
    @elagace03 2 роки тому +8

    Sebastian: I brought Lana up on stage…
    Pete: it’s the same.
    Thank god for this cast, it’s one of the only ones that makes me genuinely laugh uncontrollably.

  • @SolidMikeP
    @SolidMikeP 2 роки тому

    "My brain gives up on me" ahahah Pete

  • @vischetty7736
    @vischetty7736 2 роки тому

    ‘Their best friends are going to be Chen and Ling Liu!’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tyreekingston6095
    @tyreekingston6095 2 роки тому +2

    You were at my bro's restaurant last weekend in long Island. I was waiting the whole time to see if you were gonna talk about it lol

  • @1maripaul
    @1maripaul 2 роки тому +1

    One more thing about teams bringing kids on podium VS. Sebastian brings his family up on stage. I agree 100 percent with you guys; there is no place for it in a sports scenario where it's a team win. I feel like your family is your TEAM Sebastian, so It's way different from a "sports team."

  • @diannawilliams6923
    @diannawilliams6923 2 роки тому +1

    Sebastian has a good friend in Pete.

  • @watchthis.5094
    @watchthis.5094 2 роки тому +3

    Sebastian's odd science fair experience is the reason He's the King of Hospitality today 👏

  • @whitelion1111
    @whitelion1111 2 роки тому +1

    17:30 "just setting up the table takes 15 minutes" that's how it was at our house growing up it took about that long by the end of it the whole table look like a New York City and the twin tower salt and pepper shaker by my old man's plate setting, he had 2 forks, 2 knives 2 spoons, there was no talking at the dinner table and classic old Italian music playing on his recorder

  • @vcasqu
    @vcasqu 2 роки тому +2

    You guys have never tried the best wine: Portuguese wine!! Amaaaaaazing!!

  • @jenn580
    @jenn580 2 роки тому +2

    Pete looks like sonny from The Godfather

  • @jerryfischer2764
    @jerryfischer2764 2 роки тому +3

    Hey Pete… Long-time listener… Love the show!!…but the last two ‘casts your microphone sounds like you’re talking underwater… Did something change??… just wanted to give you a heads up… keep up the good work!

  • @karendistefano6001
    @karendistefano6001 2 роки тому +4

    You guys could do a Q&A....answer the questions of your supporters! That could be a show too!

  • @lr2075
    @lr2075 2 роки тому +3

    The best wine in the world is Spanish wine. All their cheaper brands are out of this world. Sangre de Toro for only 9.99 whips butt. In other words, Seb has to come back with cheap Spanish wine reviews for the next cast. ♥️🍷 Salud.

  • @afterdarkvamp1786
    @afterdarkvamp1786 2 роки тому +2

    PETE,. Fix your sound Babe. It sounds like you're in a tube. 😂😘

  • @roxannetracy2931
    @roxannetracy2931 2 роки тому +1

    "Is an ounce a bottle of wine." Hahahahahahahaha.

  • @kathysteffek879
    @kathysteffek879 2 роки тому +2

    That one was great right from the start through the very end!!

  • @anneverna1792
    @anneverna1792 2 роки тому +2

    another enjoyable cast great way to start my day !

  • @sdecaro2010
    @sdecaro2010 2 роки тому +1

    This was gold! More vino and coffee whiskey! 😂😂👍🏻

  • @brooklyn7722
    @brooklyn7722 2 роки тому +1

    Laughed so loud about the lightening bugs and the science project being eaten (science project being number 1 )
    Love the laughs you bring

  • @krisalesna9649
    @krisalesna9649 2 роки тому +4

    “I’m right there with you Bro!” Loving the Cast (from Los Angeles)!!! Who’s with me and where are you from???

    • @Venom_gsxr
      @Venom_gsxr 2 роки тому +2

      Love the cast & from Toronto Canada 🇨🇦

    • @roxannetracy2931
      @roxannetracy2931 2 роки тому +1

      Chicago. Love the Cast!

    • @zonara7772
      @zonara7772 2 роки тому +2

      With you 🥂 Montréal

    • @Skullpimp
      @Skullpimp 2 роки тому +2

      Providence 😎

    • @marshalawson
      @marshalawson 2 роки тому +1

      Dying! Johnny takes down any tree! Hysterical 😅

  • @jenniferreihl4475
    @jenniferreihl4475 2 роки тому

    Omg… thank you both for making me sane, happy and encouraged all while laughing my a$& off!!