Technically all Canadians are British - voluntarily too - because they are signatories to the Commonwealth. I'm sure the Aussies and Kiwis are happy with that thought :D
There are loads of comments to this video. As a Brit living in Canada, when North Americans say "I could care less" it infuriates the bejazus out of me because it is completely back-asswards to what they actually mean.
THIS, EXACTLY THIS! If someone COULD care less then they don't understand the whole premise of saying it! Unfortunately this habit is also alive and well in the UK which annoys me every time I hear it. Some people now don't even bother with the I, they just say "could care less". Wow it's stupid how much it gets on my nerves. Like people mis-using "they", "there" and "they're". In my new world order, these people would be executed.
@@chrisbradley1192 I think it's not quite harsh enough :) And David Mitchell is right about most things, except maybe certain elements of politics, but political disagreement is nowhere near as bad as terrible spelling and grammar.
@@templetonpeck393 I feel similarly about the American: "Different than". In English, 'than' is used in comparisons to express a LEVEL of difference, i.e. in a quantitive comparison, so things can be 'greater than', 'less than', 'greener than', etc. and the English phrase for 'different' is 'different from' (i.e. it expresses a comparison without any level or quantity,) 'Different than' sounds so alien (& frankly, ignorant,) to the British ear.
Speaking as a certified Right Numpty who lives in Kent, UK, I am always entertained and amused (loads) by your weekly videos. You mentioned holidays versus vacation and there is an interesting history to those terms. England in particular has a close affinity with its medieval past (even though most English people today are unaware of it) - it's part of the national psyche and reinforced by all the surviving medieval buildings and traditions. Medieval English people observed "Holy days", which were non-working days - Sundays, Easter, Christmas, Lent, days commemorating the many saints and so on. These Holy days later became holidays. North America has no medieval past of its own and is certainly a more commercially-focused society, so vacations are when places like schools and offices are vacated or vacant because students and workers are absent. Stay safe, Alanna and keep doing what you do.
This made me feel some kinda way. As a North American who has traveled to England for the last 5 years (sobs in pandemic) I felt nostalgic? homesick? hearing these words and phrases. I do notice that during text and video chats with my friends in the UK, I tend to slip easily into the phrases that I wouldn't necessarily use here every day. Alright, enough tears from me. Off to put trousers over my pants and put on a jumper. Cheers
@angelique I'm sobbing through the pandemic too! I'm an Anglophile in Texas with two trips to the UK scheduled for later this year... not sure either of them will happen! To help entertain myself (and hopefully other Anglophiles) I'm making videos about my favourite British things during the lockdown.
@@robinbishop468 you get no nuance, right? Are you an "American", meaning from the Americas? Or just a plain stupid self-deluded citizen of the US corporation filled with self entitlement and rancid pride? Fool
Here in Bristol (South West England) we say 'Cheers Drive' as we get off the bus... most of us never give it a thought, it is just what we do. Of course visitors think it is hilarious. But isn't it nice to thank your driver... and more sincere than 'have a nice day'.
@@trevorheywood975 and bollocks actually used to mean your pals, so a pair of bollocks was two pals/friends... You might enjoy the podcast 'Something Rhymes With Purple' :-)
"see it, say it, sort it." I have spent too much time in train stations in the U.K. The phrase I have mostly encountered all over the British Isles is: "No worries mate."
"Holiday" comes from "Holy Day" - a religious festival where workers would be given the day off. It's meaning expanded to mean an extended break/time away from home.
You've GOT to come back Alana. I'm a fellow Canadian living in Britain, and everything you've said is funny and true. You obviously love the UK and (nothing against Canada) you belong here.
My dad always says "right", just before he leaves the house. He does it so often that as soon as he'd say "right", our dog would immediately react to it and go to him, because she recognised that verbal prompt meant he was leaving soon. This went on for 14 years.
Bins also means eyeglasses, holiday comes from holy days, up north trousers are kecks,jumpers are also jerseys loads can be tons, pudding we call Afters. These are all estuary English that you have picked up.
As an yorkshire bloke you have picked up some nice slang words that is nice to hear coming from a Canadian lass! I laughed when you said “ a right prick” but surely you must have encounted the very British word “Bollocks” I would have fallen off my chair hearing that one..
When you first said "Sorted", I thought you were saying "sordid", as in "She insisted on telling me all the sordid details!" - but then when you gave examples I realised what you actually meant - so that's me sorted!
"Doorerset"? Perhaps try to watch some episodes of "Doc Martin". Actually set in Cornwall - country next to Dorset - but very similar accent and phrases 😀
I knew an Aussie girl, improbably called Kylie, possibly one of very few prudish/innocent types to come from Australia, and she knew nothing of the word "Bolllocks" Within a month she embraced it but... It came as a surprise/shock and with more than sense of shame to me that she spoke to her mum, HER MUM!, saying " Oh its its all Bollocks Mum" etc. "Its OK she has no idea what is means" I still felt bad.
As a Brit (from Kent) who's been living and working in Ottawa for a year I hadn't noticed that so many of these words/phrases were uniquely British or that I use several of them a lot. Right, now to ponder whether my Canadian colleagues are just too polite to tell me they have no idea what I'm saying half the time...Cheers!
'Cockwomble' My Canadian friend in Edmonton is in his 70's and he absolutely LOVES this word. He's a learned person and rarely swears but that word tickles him and it sums up a certain President south of Canada according to him.
15 years ago I lived with a Canadian who had never heard the word 'bollocks' before he arrived in London. Quickly became his favourite word. Me and my girlfriend heard him rehearsing it while he was cleaning the kitchen. He would slip it into conversations, when it neither made sense or was relevant. He just like the sound of it.
I had a Spanish colleague. Shortly after moving to the UK to study she met her future husband. During her time here she heard the word "bollocks" many times and assumed it meant all balls. Subsequently when they visited family she was playing with her nephew and instead of asking him to throw a ball to her asked him to throw the bollock.
one of the storeys I heard was about a Mr van Geest who had just moved from Holland, one of his workmates began to teach him English, gave his strait-laced landlady a shock when he repeated this word at dinner!! this Mr van GEEST went on to run the largest trading companies in the area.
‘Cheers’ can be used ironically also, so if someone calved you up for a parking spot you would say ‘Cheers for that mate’ expressing distain but being polite at the same time.
Pants: you didn't mention that we also use 'pants' to indicate that something is not good. As in, "I tried a new flavour of crisps yesterday but they were pants"
If you say that to anyone in the uk but especially in the northern half,you better be able to match words with action,or what can I say there could be a problem(Robert De Niro in The KIng Of Comedy)
Especially when nut means head... take your pick on which head... and nuts is balls / bollocks...... and 'bollocks' is bad, but 'the dogs bollocks' is good... :) FAF :) Anyone that's not from the UK confused yet :)
The "i'm not fussed" one makes so much sense though because if you replied "I don't care" to someone asking where you want to eat, that literally implies you don't even want to eat with them to english people and it's not even worth thinking about
Glad to see you haven't lost your sense of humour - you will always be welcome into the UK. If our government refuses you a visa,we will petition for you,Very peacefully.👍
“Right” used in the context of intending to leave a place (your nan’s) or establishment (a pub basically) must always be accompanied with a firm placing of the hands on the thighs so much so that it makes an audible “slap”. Only do this though after you have said you intend to leave at least four other times. The extra “slap” now lets them know that you really mean it, stand up immediately after doing it. Note: you still may not actually leave, if you find yourself in this situation, say “I best be off then”. You MUST start walking towards the exit in this case otherwise the person you are with will not take you seriously and may offer you another cup of tea or beer (known as a sly one or a cheeky one). When you inevitably say “oh go on then” and find yourself 5 hours later hearing a guy shouting “I’ll nut ya”, know that you have learnt a great lesson in the art of British.
What an utterly enchanting young lady you are!! I love your smile. I love how you start saying a sentence, decide you can't think of an ending to the thought process, so you smile. Delightfully and just drop the thought
Loved this thankyou. Funny listening to them listed like that. A phrase I use in Chatham Kent is 'Arse'. 'He's a complete Arse about that'. 'Don't be such an 'Arse''. 'Painting the fence was a right Arse ache of a job'. Note Ball ache can be substituted for Arse ache' 'What a ball ache doing this homework'. Of course the word most people use is Bollocks. On its own as a word or combined with 'right load of... ' or 'will I ...'
@@gordonhayward4409 It's more graphic and unacceptable in polite company in the US, seen in a way as punching down. Jokes or words that are punching down not up are not good or funny. Women are traditionally second class - obviously far, far less now than before modern feminism, but in the US etc. far more equal when the country was founded than in a lot of Middle Eastern conservative culture today. So you can call someone a dick or a prick, but cunt is stronger because it is more of a transgression of norms.
@@emjayay see my comment; "Cunt" is totally socially acceptable in all but formal settings when used as a friendly manner. Which it almost always is. Also oddly it almost always refers to men. It's strange that this type of duality is so uncommon in American English. The only example I can think of is the very vulgar "motherf---k-r" which would never be acceptable in English unless you put on an American accent.
even though uk is so small compared to states and canada , these slang terms change drastically from region to region, kent and south east is quite well spoken. Wales, midlands, scousers (liverpool area), yorkshire , scotland have their own slang words that even as a londoner i wouldnt understand because its very local language.
@@caw25sha Once the best "WOOLLY JUMPERS" would be hand knitted by grandma's for the first day at "big school".......with love and a vast range of skill levels .....can scar a boy for life if got a saggy baggy ugly one ....the jumper that is
@@dinerouk vulgarity isn't even a word up here in the north lmao. You're either posh or normal here, and refusing to say arsed is definitely the former.
@@simonpowell2559 In NA we know what it means, but it's not what we commonly call the stuff we throw out. We use it more as a descriptor: "Everything Trump said was just rubbish".
When I joined the Royal Navy in 1966 I had never heard "Cheers" as an expression of thanks. I rapidly became aware that the normal expression of thanks in the RN was "Cheers". When I was home on leave my friends would comment on my use of cheers as thank you but over time cheers used as thank you passed into the general UK population. In fact, quite a lot of Jackspeak (informal nautical conversational vernacular) has passed into use by the general population over the decades since I enlisted.
Fun fact, "nothing" in Elizabethan English is a slang term for, er, lady parts. So Shakespeare is being mildly smutty with his title, like if "Leave It To Beaver" had a knowing wink.
For the word ‘loads’ to be most effective it should be combined with the word ‘shed’. eg. I went to the shop and they had shed loads of chicken! From a Brit!👀😀
@@sindento1942 shedload and shitload are both correct In and around London and the Home Counties 👍.....no none ever says boatload or truckload though logically they make more sense.
I really enjoyed that Alanna. I often find myself smiling indulgently while watching your videos. You really are a sweety and so totally cute and adorable. :-D
Also fun fact I learned this week, it is not the stomach that usually makes a noise!! Typically it is air moving around the intestines , you're welcome 😂
I started watching your videos today. I like the way you talk so naturally and with a realistic point of view. I connect with you edition with the video, but for us foreigners it'd be cool to have these words written on screen to see how they spell, so to get you meanings better. I'm moving to Birmingham in a few months and your videos are really helpful! ;)
Me too. I thought she’s taking this video in a strange direction today. I was waiting for her example of how she uses it! So I must confess, I was involved in something sordid last night! Oh yeh, carry on 🤣🤣 looking lovely today though.
Fun video! I’m from the US and haven’t been to the UK, but after discovering so many shows from the BBC that I love-which has caused me to swear off American TV forever-I find my vocabulary changing. I think I was born in the wrong country.
Just a little bit extra on the word _sorted_ . The word has become a lot more of a standalone for most people now...ie people would merely say [that's] sorted [now], and it's often used as a response of gratitude as well. _'Oh by the way, I picked up those things you wanted from the shop'_ .... _'Sorted!'_
"Sorted" really surprised me, never considered that to be unique to us! #TheMoreYouKnow There was a joke going around UK social media a few years back about how difficult it would be to explain "cheeky" (as in indulgent, not mischievous) to a foreigner, reckon you smashed it though! And numpt did come from the alcohol tasting video 👍
The cheeky Nando's days, and all the Americans didn't know what it meant, but Brits were writing funny explanations as it was so hard to explain, was actually looking back at the old meme recently. But as you say she explained it perfectly, she cracked the code
Yeah - although "Mom" is typically associated with North America, we also say it like that in the UK Midlands, while up North they say "Mam" - just to confuse things a bit! "Mum" is definitely from the South, where Alanna picked it up from.
'Sorted for E's and Whizz' is the famous song by the 90s popular music combo called Pulp and is short form for saying 'We are going to a rave this weekend and have acquired appropriate amounts of both Ecstasy and Speed to keep us going for the occasion.
Not a word, but rather an expression. Here it goes. "To go tits up", for when the outcome is different than the one expected. Every non-British should use that one, cause it's fun and precise.
You got me a little confused when you mentioned 'sordid' until I realised that was 'sorted' with a Canadian accent. I've often wondered what those times of freedom between school terms (somesters?) are called in North America. Are they not "School Holidays"? As kids we used to refer to Holidays/Vacations as Hollybobs, ("We're going on our Hollybobs") but you don't seem to hear that too much these days. And finally, (at the risk of seeming too forward,) "Love you loads, Alanna!".
Yes, and jollys, like "she's off on her jollys to tenerife". I think Americans just call it school break or vacation. In the same way we would say (whatever month it is) half term and summer/easter/Christmas holidays they would say winter/spring break and summer vacation.
Yep, you do seem to pretty much get us. Our history is your history too..... so you are family eh ? Such humour and charm, you are an awesome ambassador for Canada. Your accent is just so cool too .... You are welcome here anytime. x
"This morning I felt a right prick. I put on me jumper and went to put the bins out and fell on my nut. Loads of people saw me and must have thought I was a nutter who had downed too many cheeky pints the night before and was feeling a bit pants. Bunch of numptys started laughing at me. Cheers, I thought. Managed to put the bins out in the end. Sorted."
@@mrmessy7334 where I grew up, Liverpool, we would say "Dead" as in Dead good or dead bringing etc.. My kids, brought up in North wales, use the term "well" instead of Dead or Very. The places are only 40 miles apart. Well strange nation. Lol.
When you're back in blighty I recommend you visit St. Ives in Cornwall. It will blow your mind. I'm from Hampshire originally but live in scouse land A.K.A Liverpool. St. Ives incompass every thing you say you miss x
“Who cares?” “It doesn’t matter” the whole it’s my channel my opinion is always right vibe is why I love this channel, because it’s so right, your voice your opinions over trivial differences that “don’t matter” is such a breath of fresh air, big success is coming your way I’m all here for future ads and sponsors based around companies who accept you are you, your always right and nobody cares 🤣 love it
My first time watching.....and....well done for the realism. Some edit their videos to the max, but you made me laugh with inability ( at the moment, lol ) to speak. Well done. And....."me ears" "ya coat"....my ears....your coat. Sure sign you had been in Kent. It's just as people do and shorten words, around the world. Well done.
You can also have steak and kidney pudding which is not a dessert. A jumper is also known as a pullover. The word 'right' can also been used as an affirmative or that you understand something 'I want you to stand over there until its finished, right?' and you can reply yes or right.
I agree as a Brit "I don't care" sounds like the person is in a bad mood, "I don't mind" or indeed "I'm not fussed" is much better.
I think it's all about the intonation, it can really change the meaning of what you say
Get Catherine Tate on the phone...she won't be bovvered/bothered :-D
I'm not arsed. That's a moody one :o)
If you really don't care: I couldn't give a f&%*
We also say “I’m easy” !! That can be confusing!
Congrats You've passed your citizenship test as far as I'm concerned... Let's face it you're British now and may as well come back!
Well she DID say pudding (Ya big pudding, a bit of cheeky banter) so welcome to the UK.
Agreed.
Technically all Canadians are British - voluntarily too - because they are signatories to the Commonwealth. I'm sure the Aussies and Kiwis are happy with that thought :D
Word of warning: don’t ever say “I’ll nut you” to anyone unless you’re prepared to back that statement up. Especially in the North or Scotland 😂
In Glasgow you’ll get the “heed put on you” aka “A Glesga kiss”.
@@Thespaewife Prob emigrated to Canada
yeah, don't say "I'll nut you". It's quite aggressive and will likely lead to someone lamping (punching ) you first!
Good advice but my god hearing her saying I'll nut you in a cocky accent, screamed laughing I did.
Thomas Slaney Jon Snow: “What did I do??”
There are loads of comments to this video.
As a Brit living in Canada, when North Americans say "I could care less" it infuriates the bejazus out of me because it is completely back-asswards to what they actually mean.
THIS, EXACTLY THIS! If someone COULD care less then they don't understand the whole premise of saying it!
Unfortunately this habit is also alive and well in the UK which annoys me every time I hear it. Some people now don't even bother with the I, they just say "could care less". Wow it's stupid how much it gets on my nerves. Like people mis-using "they", "there" and "they're". In my new world order, these people would be executed.
@@templetonpeck393 Bit harsh on the perpetrators, but I understand your frustration.
@@templetonpeck393
You're not alone.
David Mitchell (and the Queen) agree 😋
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@@chrisbradley1192 I think it's not quite harsh enough :)
And David Mitchell is right about most things, except maybe certain elements of politics, but political disagreement is nowhere near as bad as terrible spelling and grammar.
@@templetonpeck393 I feel similarly about the American: "Different than". In English, 'than' is used in comparisons to express a LEVEL of difference, i.e. in a quantitive comparison, so things can be 'greater than', 'less than', 'greener than', etc. and the English phrase for 'different' is 'different from' (i.e. it expresses a comparison without any level or quantity,) 'Different than' sounds so alien (& frankly, ignorant,) to the British ear.
I wouldn't class a member of a commonwealth nation as "Foreign" more like a cousin?
you sick bastard :D
I agree
Yeah, still foreign, like Scots
Agree totally 👍
@Spencer Proctor You forgot a "g" have one of mine buddy. Lol
Speaking as a certified Right Numpty who lives in Kent, UK, I am always entertained and amused (loads) by your weekly videos. You mentioned holidays versus vacation and there is an interesting history to those terms. England in particular has a close affinity with its medieval past (even though most English people today are unaware of it) - it's part of the national psyche and reinforced by all the surviving medieval buildings and traditions. Medieval English people observed "Holy days", which were non-working days - Sundays, Easter, Christmas, Lent, days commemorating the many saints and so on. These Holy days later became holidays. North America has no medieval past of its own and is certainly a more commercially-focused society, so vacations are when places like schools and offices are vacated or vacant because students and workers are absent. Stay safe, Alanna and keep doing what you do.
I wondered about the etymology of "vacation". That makes sense, thank you.
This made me feel some kinda way. As a North American who has traveled to England for the last 5 years (sobs in pandemic) I felt nostalgic? homesick? hearing these words and phrases.
I do notice that during text and video chats with my friends in the UK, I tend to slip easily into the phrases that I wouldn't necessarily use here every day.
Alright, enough tears from me. Off to put trousers over my pants and put on a jumper. Cheers
angelique sorted
you're a snooty fool filled with anti-Americanism self loathing, I blame you Donald, a duck cannot be president.
@angelique I'm sobbing through the pandemic too! I'm an Anglophile in Texas with two trips to the UK scheduled for later this year... not sure either of them will happen! To help entertain myself (and hopefully other Anglophiles) I'm making videos about my favourite British things during the lockdown.
@@rosnenu8148 Is this supposed to be humour? If not you're a nasty piece of work, take yourself for a good talking to!
@@robinbishop468 you get no nuance, right? Are you an "American", meaning from the Americas? Or just a plain stupid self-deluded citizen of the US corporation filled with self entitlement and rancid pride? Fool
I love hearing your breakdown of how we use words. I don't think about how I speak and it's quite funny having someone point it out and explain it
TheJennifer122 I love how our words sound wen she says them it makes them sound nicer lol 😂
Thanks so much for watching!!
Here in Bristol (South West England) we say 'Cheers Drive' as we get off the bus... most of us never give it a thought, it is just what we do. Of course visitors think it is hilarious. But isn't it nice to thank your driver... and more sincere than 'have a nice day'.
'Bins', alongside meaning rubbish bins (garbage) also randomly is slang for glasses (spectacles), it also is slang for speakers as in 'base bins'
While I was in the UK my fave word was knackered.
Do you know what that actually means. People use it for generally tired but it’s definition is actually sexually exhausted
I'm surprised that bollocks hasn't been mentioned. Fantastic word!
@@trevorheywood975 and bollocks actually used to mean your pals, so a pair of bollocks was two pals/friends... You might enjoy the podcast 'Something Rhymes With Purple' :-)
@@lbnewell23 Thats Shagged out. 🤣
@@DrasticEvasion Thanks for putting me onto that! You're a legend! 🙂👍
This video should get loads of views anyone who doesn’t watch is a right numpty
A cockwomble even.
I agree, 'numpty' is a great word. I think it originated in Scotland and later spread to the rest of the UK.
Aye it sounds Scottish
Numpty is Scottish LOL
"see it, say it, sort it." I have spent too much time in train stations in the U.K. The phrase I have mostly encountered all over the British Isles is: "No worries mate."
@Roy Polloi Thanks Roy I did not know that.
"No worries mate" is most definitely Australian.
It's "See it. Say it. Sorted." (The stations I use are quiet, there is no echo and the loudspeakers probably better quality, or newer than yours.)
That was my first thing i heard in train from Manchester airport... So funny yet never forget it 😂
"Or text British Transport Police on 61016"
"Holiday" comes from "Holy Day" - a religious festival where workers would be given the day off. It's meaning expanded to mean an extended break/time away from home.
You've GOT to come back Alana. I'm a fellow Canadian living in Britain, and everything you've said is funny and true. You obviously love the UK and (nothing against Canada) you belong here.
We need you back in the UK ASAP , keep safe.
My dad always says "right", just before he leaves the house. He does it so often that as soon as he'd say "right", our dog would immediately react to it and go to him, because she recognised that verbal prompt meant he was leaving soon. This went on for 14 years.
It's like saying "Aaanyway" on the phone when you want to end the conversation and go.
"This went on for 14 years" ....then there was that one evening: "WILL YOU PLEASE, FOR FOR F***S SAKE STOP DOING THAT!!!!" ..............?
Bins also means eyeglasses, holiday comes from holy days, up north trousers are kecks,jumpers are also jerseys loads can be tons, pudding we call Afters. These are all estuary English that you have picked up.
As an yorkshire bloke you have picked up some nice slang words that is nice to hear coming from a Canadian lass! I laughed when you said “ a right prick” but surely you must have encounted the very British word “Bollocks” I would have fallen off my chair hearing that one..
When you first said "Sorted", I thought you were saying "sordid", as in "She insisted on telling me all the sordid details!" - but then when you gave examples I realised what you actually meant - so that's me sorted!
I'm moving from the southern US to the Dorset area, and I can't wait to hear these every day.
Good luck but do you know what you're letting yourself in for. ;-)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_Dorset_dialect_words
"Doorerset"? Perhaps try to watch some episodes of "Doc Martin". Actually set in Cornwall - country next to Dorset - but very similar accent and phrases 😀
@@RiverMersey Hey, you just wiped Devon off the map
River Mersey Are you mistaking Dorset for Devon, which is the county next to Cornwall?
You are going to get so frustrated by the Dorset accent. I kept wanting to finish their sentences.
where is 'bollocks?'
this has many many meanings.
I knew an Aussie girl, improbably called Kylie, possibly one of very few prudish/innocent types to come from Australia, and she knew nothing of the word "Bolllocks"
Within a month she embraced it but...
It came as a surprise/shock and with more than sense of shame to me that she spoke to her mum, HER MUM!, saying " Oh its its all Bollocks Mum" etc.
"Its OK she has no idea what is means"
I still felt bad.
Getting a bollocking--someone telling you off
Never mind.
Bollocks 🙂
Bollocks is absolutely my favourite swear word
As a Brit (from Kent) who's been living and working in Ottawa for a year I hadn't noticed that so many of these words/phrases were uniquely British or that I use several of them a lot.
Right, now to ponder whether my Canadian colleagues are just too polite to tell me they have no idea what I'm saying half the time...Cheers!
Not if they watch a lot of BBC drama on the, uh, telly.
'Cockwomble' My Canadian friend in Edmonton is in his 70's and he absolutely LOVES this word. He's a learned person and rarely swears but that word tickles him and it sums up a certain President south of Canada according to him.
If he likes cockwomble, he'll love the words wankpuffin and spunktrumpet.
15 years ago I lived with a Canadian who had never heard the word 'bollocks' before he arrived in London. Quickly became his favourite word. Me and my girlfriend heard him rehearsing it while he was cleaning the kitchen. He would slip it into conversations, when it neither made sense or was relevant. He just like the sound of it.
Sounds like my little 11 yr old brother when he is trying to be daring and edgy. 😂
Randomly slipping bollocks into convo in the wrong place. 😂
I had a Spanish colleague. Shortly after moving to the UK to study she met her future husband. During her time here she heard the word "bollocks" many times and assumed it meant all balls. Subsequently when they visited family she was playing with her nephew and instead of asking him to throw a ball to her asked him to throw the bollock.
one of the storeys I heard was about a Mr van Geest who had just moved from Holland, one of his workmates began to teach him English, gave his strait-laced landlady a shock when he repeated this word at dinner!! this Mr van GEEST went on to run the largest trading companies in the area.
it also means "small round stones" one of my bothers said it to the police and they did not even blink
Bollocks is a great Anglo Saxon word
Pudding/Desserts = we also use “Afters’
Desserts is a palindrome of stressed, and that is how you can remember to spell it correctly in future 😉 👍
@@DrasticEvasion You know what he means spelling champ fanny baws
@@aaronloftus6125 Obviously he does, however he's trying to be helpful which I rate.
but "pudding" can also be a main meal: steak and kidney pudding (like pie but made with suet/dumpling mix instead of pastry)
gt401017 We call them a sweet too.Maybe that’s just in Scotland.
‘Cheers’ can be used ironically also, so if someone calved you up for a parking spot you would say ‘Cheers for that mate’ expressing distain but being polite at the same time.
“I picked up all that photocopying for you so you can get on with all that extra work.”
“Cheers.”
Pants: you didn't mention that we also use 'pants' to indicate that something is not good. As in, "I tried a new flavour of crisps yesterday but they were pants"
Probably as we see pants as dirty horrible stinky things so when we say somethings pants it usually means the same.
PS. We love you too ! Gutted if you didn't come back to us !
Haha! I loved this video. Hearing your little English accents, the fact that you say pudding now. 🙌🙌🙌 We should be honoured that you’ve adopted these!
“Oh my god I’ve said it”
Girl you crack me up, never change!
Hearing you say "ill nut you" made me laugh. Of all the things to stick.
If you say that to anyone in the uk but especially in the northern half,you better be able to match words with action,or what can I say there could be a problem(Robert De Niro in The KIng Of Comedy)
Especially when nut means head... take your pick on which head... and nuts is balls / bollocks...... and 'bollocks' is bad, but 'the dogs bollocks' is good... :) FAF :)
Anyone that's not from the UK confused yet :)
The way she said it (first) sounds like she picked it up in Newcastle!.
The "i'm not fussed" one makes so much sense though because if you replied "I don't care" to someone asking where you want to eat, that literally implies you don't even want to eat with them to english people and it's not even worth thinking about
Glad to see you haven't lost your sense of humour - you will always be welcome into the UK.
If our government refuses you a visa,we will petition for you,Very peacefully.👍
And if the government STILL denies you, there’s always the gunpowder option!
The highlight of my Tuesday has arrived. How are you today Alanna
“Right” used in the context of intending to leave a place (your nan’s) or establishment (a pub basically) must always be accompanied with a firm placing of the hands on the thighs so much so that it makes an audible “slap”.
Only do this though after you have said you intend to leave at least four other times. The extra “slap” now lets them know that you really mean it, stand up immediately after doing it.
Note: you still may not actually leave, if you find yourself in this situation, say “I best be off then”. You MUST start walking towards the exit in this case otherwise the person you are with will not take you seriously and may offer you another cup of tea or beer (known as a sly one or a cheeky one).
When you inevitably say “oh go on then” and find yourself 5 hours later hearing a guy shouting “I’ll nut ya”, know that you have learnt a great lesson in the art of British.
MJ Music right can be an answer to any question depending on how you say it
@@ambar_5990 .
Indeed, a drawn out 'riiight' usually followed by 'okay', would mean you are not entirely convinced by what someone has just told you.
@@ambar_5990 What's are the politics of the Tory party? What's your favourite colour? Oh hang on
Never thought ‘what’s for pudding’ could be such a problem😂
What an utterly enchanting young lady you are!! I love your smile. I love how you start saying a sentence, decide you can't think of an ending to the thought process, so you smile. Delightfully and just drop the thought
Allright mate. Faffin' about. Wicked. Sound. I use these daily, legit.
Wicked is THE word of the 90's. Everything was wicked back then
Always had the hand gesture with it, from Ali G. Wicked man!
Bellend is great word, it usually used to describe some whom you dislike intensely.. As in "That numpty is an absolute bellend."
The Might One yes.
Glad you didn't explain that one ..............
“Are you taking the piss mate” when someone says/does something unbelievable or ridiculous. Similiar to “are you serious?!”
😅 'taking this piss' is swearing btw, generally considered aggressive. I'd be careful about saying it to someone you don't know.
I prefer "you're having a bubble"
You having a laugh?
And to confuse things even more, "pants" can also mean "rubbish", as in "that program was completely pants"
@Joe S Or don't want to swear around kids and so on.
Hmm, another difference - a TV programme or a computer program?
to confuse things even more. In some parts of the north west we use pants to mean trousers
To me, "pants" meaning rubbish is an Americanism. I have never heard a British person use it in this way.
@@jillhobson6128 you must not mix with the same people as I do, I've heard it plenty of times.
Loved this thankyou. Funny listening to them listed like that. A phrase I use in Chatham Kent is 'Arse'. 'He's a complete Arse about that'. 'Don't be such an 'Arse''. 'Painting the fence was a right Arse ache of a job'. Note Ball ache can be substituted for Arse ache' 'What a ball ache doing this homework'. Of course the word most people use is Bollocks. On its own as a word or combined with 'right load of... ' or 'will I ...'
'Cunt' is one of my favourite words, in Scotland it has 1001 meanings, only one of which is gender specific.
With you on that pal.
@@gordonhayward4409 It's more graphic and unacceptable in polite company in the US, seen in a way as punching down. Jokes or words that are punching down not up are not good or funny. Women are traditionally second class - obviously far, far less now than before modern feminism, but in the US etc. far more equal when the country was founded than in a lot of Middle Eastern conservative culture today. So you can call someone a dick or a prick, but cunt is stronger because it is more of a transgression of norms.
@@emjayay see my comment; "Cunt" is totally socially acceptable in all but formal settings when used as a friendly manner. Which it almost always is. Also oddly it almost always refers to men.
It's strange that this type of duality is so uncommon in American English. The only example I can think of is the very vulgar "motherf---k-r" which would never be acceptable in English unless you put on an American accent.
emjayay . Why don’t you try and learn punctuation before you attempt to analyse the use of English words!
@@davidcook7887 Haha a perfect opportunity to use one of the non gender specific options.
I've another Brit phrase for ya: "you've lost the plot!" lol keep the vids going, always make me laugh like a drain.
Great name pal
even though uk is so small compared to states and canada , these slang terms change drastically from region to region, kent and south east is quite well spoken. Wales, midlands, scousers (liverpool area), yorkshire , scotland have their own slang words that even as a londoner i wouldnt understand because its very local language.
Jumpers that have their own ethnicity is the cutest thing ever 🙂
We need you back here.
The strange thing is that British jumpers and Canadian sweaters are probably all made in the same factory in Asia.
@@caw25sha Once the best "WOOLLY JUMPERS" would be hand knitted by grandma's for the first day at "big school".......with love and a vast range of skill levels .....can scar a boy for life if got a saggy baggy ugly one ....the jumper that is
@@caw25sha And that goes for British pullovers.
3:18 When I was in London a few weeks ago I heard many people calling M&M world ''pants'' .
Cheers for that. This vlog was a good shout. Ta ta for now. Nice cardi by the way. Cheers for now.
Don’t forget “arsed” as in “I can’t be arsed to do that”.
Ahmed Aiman yes, that’s it.
I've never used that. I think it's vulgar and vulgarity is not a desirable trait.
@@dinerouk vulgarity isn't even a word up here in the north lmao. You're either posh or normal here, and refusing to say arsed is definitely the former.
Fairly sure the phrase "can't be arsed" comes from Ireland. Also sounds less vulgar with any Irish Accent lol.
"Cheers" is also used to say goodbye.
I hadn’t thought of it like that I guess maybe related to “cheerio” which is what i sometimes say.
The one I still love: Rubbish... "I'm rubbish at games" and "That's rubbish."
Also "toss"/"tosser"
It took a long time for me to stop using these..
To toss in this context (ie slang) is to masturbate, consequently a tosser is a slightly more polite form of wanker 😀
Is "Rubbish" not a word in Canada??
Spot on you toss pot 🤪- luv it
@@robinbishop468 Thanks for that clarification!
@@simonpowell2559 In NA we know what it means, but it's not what we commonly call the stuff we throw out. We use it more as a descriptor: "Everything Trump said was just rubbish".
When I joined the Royal Navy in 1966 I had never heard "Cheers" as an expression of thanks. I rapidly became aware that the normal expression of thanks in the RN was "Cheers".
When I was home on leave my friends would comment on my use of cheers as thank you but over time cheers used as thank you passed into the general UK population.
In fact, quite a lot of Jackspeak (informal nautical conversational vernacular) has passed into use by the general population over the decades since I enlisted.
It's not unfortunate for us Alanna we all subscribe because we find you so entertaining & funny.
Fun fact, Shakespeare's unfinished sequel to Much Ado About Nothing was actually called Further Ado About Nothing.
Fun fact, "nothing" in Elizabethan English is a slang term for, er, lady parts. So Shakespeare is being mildly smutty with his title, like if "Leave It To Beaver" had a knowing wink.
For the word ‘loads’ to be most effective it should be combined with the word ‘shed’.
eg. I went to the shop and they had shed loads of chicken!
From a Brit!👀😀
That... makes no sense. Boat load, yes.Truck load -- or lorry load, if you want to be that way -- certainly. But one doesn't load a shed.
@@VidkunQL I probably mix with the wrong people but round here they say a shitload.
@@sindento1942 shedload and shitload are both correct In and around London and the Home Counties 👍.....no none ever says boatload or truckload though logically they make more sense.
@@sindento1942 "Shitload" a completely common usage (in very casual speech) in the US. But she was describing a somewhat different use of "loads".
@@VidkunQL But its got nothing to do with loading for transport lol, it just means loads as in lots - see also 'a fuck load'
I do enjoy seeing how we seem to other cultures/countries.
Quite a lot of people use the abbreviation CBA ..... 'can't be arsed'!!! (I can't be bothered)
You have an amazing personality, like idk how you make us smile by doing the simplest things your way. cheers sis
I really enjoyed that Alanna. I often find myself smiling indulgently while watching your videos. You really are a sweety and so totally cute and adorable. :-D
I think stomachs in England generally rumble rather than growling. Not that it matters.
Also fun fact I learned this week, it is not the stomach that usually makes a noise!! Typically it is air moving around the intestines , you're welcome 😂
@@thomassmith2227 Yeah - true I'm sure - but it sounds better to say your tummy's rumbling!
This is true, a "Growler" is another body part, a lady one.
@@anonymous2513456 : Now we're talking :-P
Rumbling to me implies just noisy whereas grumbling infers anger even that you maybe hungry just a suggestion.
"Right" can also be used to agree with someone sarcastically.
"I've got loads to do."
"Right. (Bollocks)"
I love the use of (bollocks) nothing would fit that space better
But to get the full effect you need to draw out the iiiiiiiight and nod slowly a few times.
😂 (Bollocks) in brackets made me laugh out loud
I like the Scottish version, ‘Aye right’ which means you’re talking complete bollocks’.
I started watching your videos today. I like the way you talk so naturally and with a realistic point of view. I connect with you edition with the video, but for us foreigners it'd be cool to have these words written on screen to see how they spell, so to get you meanings better.
I'm moving to Birmingham in a few months and your videos are really helpful! ;)
splendid evaluation of the word "right"
Bins are also reading glasses, "where are my bins, I wanna read the paper"
Funster73 MCR think that’s more northern 🙂
"SORDID" - involving immoral or dishonourable actions and motives; arousing moral distaste and contempt. You had me so confused for a min!
Me too.. Ha ha... Sordidly sorted..
@@JAY61ish I'm glad that's sorted.
Looool 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Me too. I thought she’s taking this video in a strange direction today. I was waiting for her example of how she uses it! So I must confess, I was involved in something sordid last night! Oh yeh, carry on 🤣🤣 looking lovely today though.
North american guttural 't,' because she's from over there.
'You cheeky little bugger!".
Cheeky sod.cheeky git.sorry,cheeky bastard
Fun video! I’m from the US and haven’t been to the UK, but after discovering so many shows from the BBC that I love-which has caused me to swear off American TV forever-I find my vocabulary changing. I think I was born in the wrong country.
Sadly in the UK the vocabulary is changing to match Americans.
Just a little bit extra on the word _sorted_ . The word has become a lot more of a standalone for most people now...ie people would merely say [that's] sorted [now], and it's often used as a response of gratitude as well. _'Oh by the way, I picked up those things you wanted from the shop'_ .... _'Sorted!'_
"Sorted" really surprised me, never considered that to be unique to us! #TheMoreYouKnow
There was a joke going around UK social media a few years back about how difficult it would be to explain "cheeky" (as in indulgent, not mischievous) to a foreigner, reckon you smashed it though!
And numpt did come from the alcohol tasting video 👍
The cheeky Nando's days, and all the Americans didn't know what it meant, but Brits were writing funny explanations as it was so hard to explain, was actually looking back at the old meme recently. But as you say she explained it perfectly, she cracked the code
She's getting her self in a right pickle
Is she getting flummoxed
Also noticed you said “Mum” instead of “Mom”
I think I read somewhere that Canadians use both. Can't be certain but maybe Alanna can confirm/deny.
She actually uses both in this video!
Here in Canada we say both, mostly mum though. We usually spell it Mom for some reason lol.
Yeah - although "Mom" is typically associated with North America, we also say it like that in the UK Midlands, while up North they say "Mam" - just to confuse things a bit! "Mum" is definitely from the South, where Alanna picked it up from.
Steve Parkes mine is a mam and people who move here refuse to let their kids say mam. Very strange
So glad to see you up and running again now you're back in the wonderful Canada - So lovely to see you.... x
Us brits are a funny bunch and I'm happy that you enjoy our sayings and slangs about happy fir you to be an honoury brit.
Bins can also mean glasses as in eye.
It's a convoluted form of rhyming slang. "spectacles = receptacles", and bins are a kind of receptacle.
@@ftumschk Nah ya numpty - it's short for "binoculars". Sorted. Cheers.
WE call glasses, geeks.....
@@youcantleavethisempty I always thought it was short for binoculars, but then I looked it up.
bins = binoculars....
When you said bins I thought you was referring to putting your gogs on (glasses)
In Teesside they’re gegs so I was called gegs on legs as a child. Oh what wonderful memories
Never heard anyone actually use the slang "bins" for glasses in Kent before!
I love how she sets homework to try out the words and phrases when the majority of her audience is British
'Sorted for E's and Whizz' is the famous song by the 90s popular music combo called Pulp and is short form for saying 'We are going to a rave this weekend and have acquired appropriate amounts of both Ecstasy and Speed to keep us going for the occasion.
Thank you so much for continuing to make content. Your videos brighten a rather bleak day.
Thank you so much!!!
Not a word, but rather an expression. Here it goes. "To go tits up", for when the outcome is different than the one expected. Every non-British should use that one, cause it's fun and precise.
Yeah thats a brilliant expressionI use that one all the time
"Its all gone tits up"
But note that the outcome has to be an unwelcome one!
A radio DJ called "Pete Tong" comes to mind...
What about fell over - gone ass over tit.
@@purplerhodes wrong. But then you are venturing into my world my old China plate!
"loads" a very flexible word = synonym for "lots"
You got me a little confused when you mentioned 'sordid' until I realised that was 'sorted' with a Canadian accent.
I've often wondered what those times of freedom between school terms (somesters?) are called in North America. Are they not "School Holidays"?
As kids we used to refer to Holidays/Vacations as Hollybobs, ("We're going on our Hollybobs") but you don't seem to hear that too much these days.
And finally, (at the risk of seeming too forward,) "Love you loads, Alanna!".
*Semester
friendly correction
@@johnrhodes3350 *Ta
friendly acceptance (and another piece of Brit talk!)
Yes, and jollys, like "she's off on her jollys to tenerife". I think Americans just call it school break or vacation. In the same way we would say (whatever month it is) half term and summer/easter/Christmas holidays they would say winter/spring break and summer vacation.
Tbh, I thought she had the accent down pat for sorted. 😅
Pudding can be both a specific dessert and a general term for one
Yep, you do seem to pretty much get us. Our history is your history too..... so you are family eh ? Such humour and charm, you are an awesome ambassador for Canada. Your accent is just so cool too .... You are welcome here anytime. x
A long time ago a friend said he was taking 'a spare pair of slacks'. Yes, he said Slacks. 20 years on he still gets the piss taken out of him.
In the US "pair of slacks" meaning similar to the type you would wear with a suit is a common usage.
My dad used to call them "strides"
"This morning I felt a right prick. I put on me jumper and went to put the bins out and fell on my nut. Loads of people saw me and must have thought I was a nutter who had downed too many cheeky pints the night before and was feeling a bit pants. Bunch of numptys started laughing at me. Cheers, I thought. Managed to put the bins out in the end. Sorted."
Brian Teles that's pants! Lol
Good job.
Well Done, Brian!
Good shout to put the bins out, just said hiya to the bin man down the road. He looked at me like he wasn’t fussed. Bet he’s got a holiday coming up.
Near perfect example of the sarcastic use of 'cheers'!
I say ‘thingy’ all the time but I have no idea if that’s just a British thing?😂
Definitely British. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, "thingy" originated in Scotland, and was first recorded in there in the 1880s.
Aisha Mulqueen. It’s a British thingy.
My wife and her Dad say thingy all the time. Its well annoying. Theyre from county Durham.
@@yorkshirecoastadventures1657 Annoying. A bit like saying "well" to mean "very" 😂
@@mrmessy7334 where I grew up, Liverpool, we would say "Dead" as in Dead good or dead bringing etc.. My kids, brought up in North wales, use the term "well" instead of Dead or Very.
The places are only 40 miles apart. Well strange nation. Lol.
When you're back in blighty I recommend you visit St. Ives in Cornwall. It will blow your mind. I'm from Hampshire originally but live in scouse land A.K.A Liverpool. St. Ives incompass every thing you say you miss x
I go to St Ives every year on holiday! It's my favourite place on the planet.
“Who cares?” “It doesn’t matter” the whole it’s my channel my opinion is always right vibe is why I love this channel, because it’s so right, your voice your opinions over trivial differences that “don’t matter” is such a breath of fresh air, big success is coming your way I’m all here for future ads and sponsors based around companies who accept you are you, your always right and nobody cares 🤣 love it
Thank you!!!
Adventures and Naps no, thank you!
"Chips for pudding"
Brain explodes
Chips......fried potato slices eaten hot, or very thin crispy deep fried potato slices bought in a supermarket?
Pants can also mean rubbish.
Like"those shoes are just pants"...👍😁. That's UK.
Or..those trousers are a bit pants
Let's not confuse them any more than they already probably are 😄
@@rupeoverlay3153 Would the Canadian equivalent be those "pants are bit trousers"? :)
That's true! Although I've never used pants in that context - still sounds a bit weird to me!
Paul Beech Those pants are pants
I'm glad I hung around until the end for "he's a right prick" that cracked me up 😂
Great video Alana. I really hope you get back 'home' to the UK soon. Much love from sunny London x
My first time watching.....and....well done for the realism. Some edit their videos to the max, but you made me laugh with inability ( at the moment, lol ) to speak. Well done.
And....."me ears" "ya coat"....my ears....your coat. Sure sign you had been in Kent. It's just as people do and shorten words, around the world. Well done.
1 - Hiya (1:10)
2 - Pants (2:11)
3 - "I'm not fussed" (3:19)
4 - Numpty (4:36)
5 - "I'll nut ya" (6:05)
6 - Nutter (7:21)
7 - Pudding (7:55)
8 - Cheers (10:00)
9 - Cheeky (11:39)
10 - Sorted (13:30)
11 - Bins (14:35)
12 - Holiday (15:49)
13 - "That's a good shout!" (17:07)
14 - Jumper (18:05)
15 - Loads (19:47)
16 - Right (20:59)
15:27 "...I would probably say to my Mum..."
It's official, you're now British.
Yes, we don't have a Mum in NA.
"Ya spawny eyed wazzock!", Is my favourite all time insult.
I prefer pillock myself. Alanna could do a whole video on numptys, wazzocks, pillocks, muppets etc.
@@caw25sha dimlow , these are all words I remember my dad using while doing DIY when I was a child lol.
@@caw25sha "Pillock" and "Oh cock" I associate entirely with James May. Oh, and "the rozzers."
"You gret useless spawny-eyed parrot-faced wazzock", to quote the whole line. From "Capstick Comes Home", the 1981 novelty record by Tony Capstick.
You can also have steak and kidney pudding which is not a dessert. A jumper is also known as a pullover. The word 'right' can also been used as an affirmative or that you understand something 'I want you to stand over there until its finished, right?' and you can reply yes or right.
I would check out more 'saying's, there are so many used in English, in normal conversation, ie, "He could talk the hind leg off a donkey", etc etc!