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  • @johngardner1898
    @johngardner1898 6 місяців тому +1338

    This skit depends entirely on delivery, and Alexa is spot on.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  6 місяців тому +218

      she's outstanding

    • @Etienne.6329
      @Etienne.6329 6 місяців тому +54

      Yeah it’s typically the kind of script that can go cringe at any given moment if the delivery isn’t there… but I’m just watching her walking the line perfectly. It’s the acting equivalent of "oddly satisfying videos"
      (And because it’s the internet I’d rather be super clear : the script is fantastic and Julie is spot on too)

    • @findyourpassion8722
      @findyourpassion8722 6 місяців тому

      @@julienolkeshe is truly great! I was entertained and her look at the last portion when you mentioned your giant tits was just spot on. Superb acting. Thank you both for entertaining us.

    • @al7475
      @al7475 6 місяців тому +6

      your chemistry together is amazing. I must have watched the Got Milk episode a hundred times!

    • @arborsamurai
      @arborsamurai 5 місяців тому

      @@julienolke like the scarecrow… 😁

  • @RichardNikolas
    @RichardNikolas 6 місяців тому +1202

    The delivery of that "AHOOOOOGAH" was GOD-TIER, omg 🤣🤣🤣

    • @EcceJack
      @EcceJack 6 місяців тому +8

      It really was!!!!

    • @nickmajora
      @nickmajora 6 місяців тому +18

      I could really hear the tuba as she walked lol.

    • @CG-xb1kh
      @CG-xb1kh 6 місяців тому +15

      Years of watching cartoons prepped me for that amazing moment

    • @hermanrobak1285
      @hermanrobak1285 6 місяців тому +7

      I wondered if she really made that sound all by herself, or she got a little help from the editor. Maybe she is half klaxxon?

    • @TheTimmerKimmer
      @TheTimmerKimmer 5 місяців тому +3

      I legit spit out my drink when she did that. Was NOT expecting it at all lol.

  • @waywardmind
    @waywardmind 6 місяців тому +1260

    "You can call it a sweet can, if you want."
    "No, I can't."
    😂

    • @_will795
      @_will795 6 місяців тому +2

      Did she say can? Cuz I thought she said cat lol

    • @daxriley8195
      @daxriley8195 6 місяців тому +6

      It was a sweet can't

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 6 місяців тому +7

      @@_will795 She definitely said "can" which is a semi-common slang term for butt, unlike "cat".

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 6 місяців тому +4

      And yet some people say cans as a euphemism for boobs. How are cans boobs?

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 6 місяців тому +1

      @@protorhinocerator142 I mean, cans are nothing like either boobs or butts, lol.

  • @OmegaxPrime
    @OmegaxPrime 6 місяців тому +202

    OMG the first 2 flat ass jokes were more than sufficient, the 3rd was just salting the earth where a friendship once bloomed 😂😂😂😂

    • @nosferat-ew
      @nosferat-ew 3 місяці тому +3

      amazing comment 😂

  • @vermithax
    @vermithax 6 місяців тому +1055

    "So flat you need autotune to hold your pants up."
    Genius.

    • @nanabonsu2349
      @nanabonsu2349 5 місяців тому +5

      I didn't get this joke

    • @vermithax
      @vermithax 5 місяців тому +30

      @@nanabonsu2349 Assuming this is a serious enquiry, autotune is used for pitch correction in music production. So, if something is flat (or sharp) autotune is used to keep it on key.

    • @nanabonsu2349
      @nanabonsu2349 5 місяців тому +20

      @@vermithax Thank you. I genuinely didn't get it.

    • @vermithax
      @vermithax 5 місяців тому +6

      @@nanabonsu2349 Welcome!

    • @clone_wick_f
      @clone_wick_f 5 місяців тому +1

      Genius like the song guys

  • @kentandersonrocks
    @kentandersonrocks 6 місяців тому +426

    Best line among many kind of slips by at the beginning (and I paraphrase): "The bank only realized my card had been swiped because I hadn't bought a bag of chips in a month."

  • @dietotaku
    @dietotaku 6 місяців тому +388

    "i'm tired of pretending that my ginormous dumper isn't superb." oh my god i am going to learn how to cross-stitch so i can hang that on my wall

    • @theTrend7
      @theTrend7 6 місяців тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @themessenger8334
      @themessenger8334 3 місяці тому +2

      Etsy exists for a reason, don’t let your dreams be dreams, friend.

    • @thehousespouse
      @thehousespouse 26 днів тому

      That’s your cross-stitch to bear 🧵

  • @michaelbishop.
    @michaelbishop. 6 місяців тому +736

    “Massive Juicy Dumper” - Elon opted for ‘Cybertruck’. Perhaps he should employ Julie as head of marketing?

    • @hexenwulfen
      @hexenwulfen 6 місяців тому +3

      definitely!!

    • @maciej9280
      @maciej9280 6 місяців тому +12

      Alexa wrote it ;)

    • @JB_Hobbies
      @JB_Hobbies 6 місяців тому +4

      The Tesla MJD model is going to save the company.

    • @JAW-i5z
      @JAW-i5z 6 місяців тому +4

      Sir, you've got my congratulations. Best comment in the thread.

    • @andrij.demianczuk
      @andrij.demianczuk 6 місяців тому +2

      Missed opportunity

  • @quattrocity9620
    @quattrocity9620 6 місяців тому +92

    Even knowing this was a skit, that "I need this." really got me. She's got skills.

    • @MR-MR-ud5oo
      @MR-MR-ud5oo 4 місяці тому

      Oh, but when it's Julies turn, the story flips huh?

  • @GoombaSmasher
    @GoombaSmasher 6 місяців тому +125

    The framing of Alexa's turn around and thumbs up at the end was oddly satisfying, lol.

    • @captainpoppleton
      @captainpoppleton 6 місяців тому +5

      she must get sick of her family saying "Alexa, turn the lights on"

    • @roper1183
      @roper1183 2 місяці тому

      ​@@captainpoppleton😂😂😂😂

  • @docgrey3826
    @docgrey3826 6 місяців тому +520

    You can really tell that the economy is going south when Milky horse piss is $9. Honestly. We're totally in a world wide recession.

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 6 місяців тому +9

      Prices go down in a recession, not up.

    • @docgrey3826
      @docgrey3826 6 місяців тому

      @@mirzaahmed6589 Good point, This is clearly the "Big" Milky horse Piss Conglomerates and monopolies working to. screw over the little guy who just. wants a little milky horse piss

    • @jrpstonecarver
      @jrpstonecarver 6 місяців тому +24

      Yeah, but remember that those are cute, tiny Canadian dollars.

    • @captainpoppleton
      @captainpoppleton 6 місяців тому +15

      @@mirzaahmed6589 Australia's 1991 recession - inflation 3%. Australia's 1985 recession - inflation was 7%. Australia's 1974 recession - inflation was 15%.
      In 1972 I could get milky horse piss for 40 cents AND it tasted better than today's stuff.

    • @T0MMYNAT0R
      @T0MMYNAT0R 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@mirzaahmed6589😂

  • @jychilly
    @jychilly 6 місяців тому +47

    That script was TIGHT! Great job Alexa! And hilarious performances by both.

  • @RicardoMoralesMassin
    @RicardoMoralesMassin 6 місяців тому +83

    "You wouldn't lose any" THAT'S THE BEST LINE I'VE HEARD ALL YEAR
    Alexa, you evil genius

  • @richardmandel7881
    @richardmandel7881 6 місяців тому +122

    "massive juicy dumper"! LMAO. Thank you Julie for making me laugh this morning! 🤣

  • @TheFiresloth
    @TheFiresloth 6 місяців тому +239

    Alexa : "All about that Bass"
    Julie : "Much ado about nothing"

  • @GarrettWorcester
    @GarrettWorcester 6 місяців тому +224

    I'm amazed my "household listening device" didn't activate during this sketch!

  • @jamesarooke
    @jamesarooke 6 місяців тому +186

    "Milky Horse Piss". Excellent!

    • @xXOFrannieOXx
      @xXOFrannieOXx 6 місяців тому +5

      Yeah but, how much does it cost? hihi

    • @Leostriker1397
      @Leostriker1397 6 місяців тому +5

      @@xXOFrannieOXx 9

    • @xXOFrannieOXx
      @xXOFrannieOXx 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Leostriker1397 Thank you 😄

    • @hastingsgames
      @hastingsgames 6 місяців тому +6

      Yep, that's how you know they're at a real coffee shop :)

    • @StevenColby1994
      @StevenColby1994 6 місяців тому

      @@xXOFrannieOXx You can't put a price on good milky horse piss:) lol

  • @Raida7
    @Raida7 6 місяців тому +45

    She nailed that awoooogah

  • @mrstoives2444
    @mrstoives2444 6 місяців тому +212

    “I like ….(this vid) and I cannot lie!”🎶🤣

    • @IndomitableT
      @IndomitableT 6 місяців тому +17

      Thank you Sir Mix-A-Lot.😉🤭

  • @peachnecctar1658
    @peachnecctar1658 6 місяців тому +30

    her face when she says "dont do this" lmaoo im dying. i make that facial expression all the time lol

  • @ADMusic1999
    @ADMusic1999 6 місяців тому +22

    Julie’s roasts were S-tier. I would not want to be in her line of fire 😂. Also wasn’t expecting her to talk about her massive tatas… I thought I was the only one who noticed.

  • @bcreativecarson5973
    @bcreativecarson5973 6 місяців тому +55

    Julie, at 1:47 "Arooooga" I think you almost broke character and laughed out loud. Your solid acting skills helped you keep your composure. Well done! I laughed enough for both of us. 😂😂

  • @Goblinkatie
    @Goblinkatie 6 місяців тому +11

    Alexa, I can’t tell you how much I relate with your character. Knowing I have these delicious double bubbles gets me through the hard times.😂

  • @RjTheTrigun
    @RjTheTrigun 5 місяців тому +5

    Great writing. This is hilarious, the delivery is what sold It.

  • @obviousalias132
    @obviousalias132 6 місяців тому +41

    Yeah but wait til you see my outstanding debt. "Outstanding" that’s the word everyone uses to describe it. My bank, my family, the men with tire irons, everyone.

  • @Anujchauhanify
    @Anujchauhanify 6 місяців тому +44

    Whoa! Julie, you didn't have to be so mean to Alexa, i swear if it was the Amazon Alexa you'd have hell to pay

  • @VinceOMalee
    @VinceOMalee 6 місяців тому +45

    2:12 Julie saying “Alexa” activated my Alexa in my living room lol

    • @muriloamorim2731
      @muriloamorim2731 5 місяців тому

      Same. I was looking for this comment.
      Did yours stand up as well?

  • @GaryGardiner
    @GaryGardiner 6 місяців тому +15

    Great script and Alexa is wonderful. Not that Julie isn't. She is. But Alexa is wonderful.

  • @m802001
    @m802001 6 місяців тому +9

    Watching Julie hold back the laughter was priceless.

  • @garyK.45ACP
    @garyK.45ACP 6 місяців тому +27

    "You can call it a 'sweet can' if you want"🤣

  • @dgreg3232
    @dgreg3232 5 місяців тому +11

    "Juicy Caboosie"..... I lost it.

  • @dwakeling38
    @dwakeling38 6 місяців тому +13

    That abrupt switch to no-big-deal "Anyway what's going on with you?" killed me the most.

  • @amazingskill14
    @amazingskill14 5 місяців тому +6

    Wow Alexa was hilarious! Idk how you were able to record a scene not breaking character with that “aroooga” 😂😂😂😂

  • @curranissimo
    @curranissimo 6 місяців тому +75

    The "no I can't" delivery was perfection

  • @spacebadger21
    @spacebadger21 6 місяців тому +42

    Only $9 for Milky Horse Piss. What is this, the early 2000s.

  • @SADCOCK1970
    @SADCOCK1970 5 місяців тому +2

    The pauses are perfectly delivered. I was laughing so hard... don't watch this going down the stairs!

  • @jimkenealy6448
    @jimkenealy6448 5 місяців тому +1

    there were over 10 laugh-out-loud moments in this one!!! Both of you were swinging haymakers. superb twist at the end. Bravo!

  • @michaelriera6277
    @michaelriera6277 5 місяців тому +1

    You were both hilarious. Thank you for making my Monday morning!

  • @Jhonnyboy40
    @Jhonnyboy40 6 місяців тому +7

    Mean Julie is the best 😂😂😂 "it's totally fine".... saw that one coming lol

  • @DuncanJimmy
    @DuncanJimmy 6 місяців тому +8

    I love this. We are all surviving through denial, delusions, and cakelicious dumpers.

  • @GroundhogJay
    @GroundhogJay 6 місяців тому +3

    That final thumb up really was a classic send-off. Perfectly timed.

  • @MarkCMG
    @MarkCMG 6 місяців тому +4

    Thanks for the video! Well written, acted, and directed!

  • @HighHeelKnight
    @HighHeelKnight 6 місяців тому +2

    Thank you! Thank you!
    I genuinely laughed out loud about the conclusion of the skit.
    I greatly appreciate people that can make fun of themselves, especially their physical features.
    Thank you! Bravo! 😆👏🎉

  • @beastman2513
    @beastman2513 6 місяців тому +28

    Milky horse piss sounds like a 90's grunge album

    • @MrTomtomtest
      @MrTomtomtest 6 місяців тому +2

      Sounds like a European asking for American coffee with milk to me xD

  • @stanzaschulz4339
    @stanzaschulz4339 5 місяців тому +3

    "I need this" ..😂😂 that hit hard

  • @Dan-yh8qp
    @Dan-yh8qp 6 місяців тому +3

    I can’t believe I went for years without knowing about this channel. Thanks again for the much needed lols Julie!

  • @davefoot4384
    @davefoot4384 6 місяців тому +25

    The cocaine line (pun intended) was incredible.

  • @anushravvatsa8719
    @anushravvatsa8719 2 місяці тому +1

    God that last joke made the whole video 10x funnier

  • @andyjg13
    @andyjg13 6 місяців тому +18

    "Turd cutter" has always been one of my favorites.

  • @Jehayland
    @Jehayland 5 місяців тому +2

    “Huge thank you to Alexa for writing the video” basically saying “omg, guys, I promise, this was HER idea!!” 🤣

  • @StarCadet
    @StarCadet 5 місяців тому +4

    OMG!! I just found this channel. As a connoisseur of comedy, I LOVED both actors. They are absolute PERFECTION in their timing, deliveries and facial expressions. Some people just have it. These two have it. Now I have to binge the whole channel.

  • @Jack-sy8mr
    @Jack-sy8mr 6 місяців тому +10

    “Milky horse piss” on the menu
    😂love a good callback

  • @davidburnett453
    @davidburnett453 5 місяців тому +1

    My god not only the dialogue but that menu keeps me rereading every time “milky horse piss!!!” 😂😂

  • @retrocny5625
    @retrocny5625 4 місяці тому +1

    Of all the hilariousness in this video, the thing that made me lose it was noticing the "Milky Horse Piss" item on the menu. Jfc lol.

  • @dcarter455
    @dcarter455 2 місяці тому

    This is the only form of delulu I support 😂😂😂

  • @Titoroski187
    @Titoroski187 4 місяці тому

    This is, by far my favorite skit on your channel 😅

  • @photodave219
    @photodave219 6 місяців тому +1

    Hysterical scene. Great writing and performances

  • @aresix8239
    @aresix8239 4 місяці тому

    The ending forced me to subscribe. That was a great delivery.

  • @professord1522
    @professord1522 6 місяців тому +1

    Sorry I felt the need to make my comment below. I normally REALLY LOVE your sketches. You really ARE hilarious.

  • @justinesportsmedicine9379
    @justinesportsmedicine9379 2 місяці тому

    Nolke strikes again. Th e humanity, the compassion for a friend. A friend in need . . . And all that stuff Reminds me of Rihanna's song "Umbrella." 🤣

  • @AscheWholeProductions
    @AscheWholeProductions 6 місяців тому +5

    I'm over here thinking it had to be pretty difficult keeping a straight face through this entire sketch. The price for milky horse piss is outrageous. I guess things really are tough all over.

  • @Player_Zhirow
    @Player_Zhirow 6 місяців тому +1

    Julie didn’t have to go in on her like that… Damn, that went from an intervention to a roast LMAO.

  • @erick-vt2gq
    @erick-vt2gq 6 місяців тому +2

    Milky Horse Piss on the board in the background killed me! Hahaha

  • @christopherpierre816
    @christopherpierre816 5 місяців тому +1

    I had no intent on watching this, but im so glad i did !! This sh@t is hilarious!!!

  • @wharris123184
    @wharris123184 6 місяців тому +10

    2:11
    “Sorry, I didn’t get that.”

  • @Joefest99
    @Joefest99 5 місяців тому

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
    This was really good! Way better than anything out of Hollywood. Alexa is super talented!

  • @HappyLife693
    @HappyLife693 6 місяців тому +11

    Alexa has fantastic timing and comedic body language. I love the added dimension with Julie, who is the reason I watched the video.

    • @taylor3950
      @taylor3950 6 місяців тому +1

      I want to nominate Alexa and this vid for something

  • @numberoneappgames
    @numberoneappgames 5 місяців тому

    Loved the visual gag on the board.

  • @clover6480
    @clover6480 5 місяців тому

    "You can get behind ..." at the end caught my mind off guardxD

  • @PhO3NiX96
    @PhO3NiX96 6 місяців тому +40

    This video made me realize how horrible it must be to be a human called Alexa in current society

    • @MikeB12800
      @MikeB12800 5 місяців тому +1

      I named my kid Siri just to mess with other peoples phones!

    • @melancholyalexx7790
      @melancholyalexx7790 5 місяців тому

      ​@@MikeB12800 also Siri is the name of a pretty hot ADULT ACTRESS 🥵

    • @AresofWar0
      @AresofWar0 5 місяців тому

      Right!

  • @Shakedown600
    @Shakedown600 2 місяці тому

    Subbed with all notifications ladies, thank you for the laughs

  • @2mitts
    @2mitts 6 місяців тому

    I've watched this 5 times today . . . sooo good! Well done ladies!

  • @ahillmann
    @ahillmann 6 місяців тому +1

    Thinking about mortality is tough. I too keep constantly thinking about my whole family dying. But creating the plans to make it happen, now that's _really_ tough.

  • @TonberryShuffle
    @TonberryShuffle 5 місяців тому +4

    "Milky horse piss" Is this a starbucks?

  • @armondsaxton648
    @armondsaxton648 2 місяці тому

    The last 20 seconds saved this skit.

  • @kellyaustin7487
    @kellyaustin7487 2 місяці тому

    That was fkn hilarious. Excellent writing, even better acting. Whens the movie coming out? Talk show, skit series? ..... something. Anything 🥹

  • @jsusna1972
    @jsusna1972 6 місяців тому +3

    When Alexa mentioned the tuba, I thought she was going to mention the tune, "Baby Elephant Walk." That's the tune I hear in my head when I am walking. I have always had a big butt. In the 3rd grade, I was just a tiny guy when my grandmother came to visit. She gave me a hug and said to my mother, "You know, Jean, for a little guy he sure has a big butt." Thanks, Grandma...love you, too.

  • @FitzgeraldStanleyM
    @FitzgeraldStanleyM 6 місяців тому

    Great one! I also really enjoy your nerdy character. What a hoot!

  • @amberc435
    @amberc435 5 місяців тому

    HOW?! HOW??!!!! did you get through filming this - the whole thing - every line, without giving up due to failure of achieving a single take not ruined with snorts, smirks and laughter? 😆 🤣
    I couldn’t do it! But I’m one of those ppl who ruins jokes by laughing while I tell it 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @zendell37
    @zendell37 2 місяці тому +2

    Why's Julie trying to breaka her stride? Why's julie trying to hold her down? Oh no, Alexa keep on moving!

  • @lack_of_reality
    @lack_of_reality 5 місяців тому +1

    Julie’s got some HONKERS on her!

  • @thegreatandterrible4508
    @thegreatandterrible4508 6 місяців тому +3

    I've always wondered about the female version of DaVinci's Notebook

  • @marsstubblefield
    @marsstubblefield 6 місяців тому +1

    you belong on SNL - craziest, quirkiest funny girl ever

  • @Kronx1970
    @Kronx1970 6 місяців тому +1

    How did you not lose it when she said "My THICKNESS..." there's no way I could have kept a straight face at that moment.

  • @Bigdogruru1
    @Bigdogruru1 2 місяці тому

    Alexa had me crying 🤣

  • @marloncebo242
    @marloncebo242 2 місяці тому

    Alex's writing is amazing. Haha

  • @DaLumpy1
    @DaLumpy1 5 місяців тому +1

    LmAo @ “d…don’t do this…” lmao

  • @courtneyharris1006
    @courtneyharris1006 2 місяці тому +1

    When the one chick rants about how often she gets catcalled💀

  • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
    @user-vc5rp7nf8f 5 місяців тому +1

    0:51
    "no"
    lmao the way she said it

  • @EmmaAndEmmaAndEmma
    @EmmaAndEmmaAndEmma 3 місяці тому

    “That ass is so flat you have to use autotune to keep your pants up.” Took me way too long to get this joke but OMG it’s so clever! 😂

  • @idlerwheel
    @idlerwheel 5 місяців тому

    Got Alexas across the world listening intently.

  • @rosshalz
    @rosshalz 6 місяців тому +1

    OK the binaural cutlery sound in the background had me searching for the source of the sound in my house for 3 minutes!

  • @VegasViking420
    @VegasViking420 6 місяців тому +1

    "Milky horse piss" is CRAAZZYY

  • @lastmanstanding2622
    @lastmanstanding2622 6 місяців тому +5

    Omg! That was me, that was actually me who asked if I could touch Julie's massive shoulder boulders!!!
    And they are spectacular!

  • @philiprandall1399
    @philiprandall1399 6 місяців тому +4

    Brilliant as this sketch was, as is so often the case nowadays with some YT videos, it was somewhat ruined by my irritating smart speaker interrupting and rambling on about "I'm sorry, I don't know the answer to that"... We really have reached the point where it would help everyone if humans named Alexa could please just change their names to something else.

    • @kingarthurlegendary8614
      @kingarthurlegendary8614 6 місяців тому +1

      I think this is an Alexa joke and I love it! lol. I was looking for one of these in the comments.

    • @Fred2-123
      @Fred2-123 6 місяців тому

      @philiprandall1399 I changed our wake word to "computer". Many fewer false readings.
      You learn when people come to your house and say "Alexa, set alarm for 2AM"

  • @zacharymichael9718
    @zacharymichael9718 6 місяців тому

    Julie never letting unreal expectations get in the way of soul crushing reality.

  • @evillemike2009
    @evillemike2009 6 місяців тому

    Turning things kinda inside out makes for some of your best stuff. Well done.

  • @anappleiam4214
    @anappleiam4214 6 місяців тому +1

    Alexa, thank you for gracing this video and channel with the utter dump truck of a can

  • @AvivaSingsOut
    @AvivaSingsOut 6 місяців тому +1

    The TUBA impression was the BESTTTTTT

  • @SubhankarDutta
    @SubhankarDutta 6 місяців тому

    You are just hillllllarioussss!! Lovely acting both of you.