Yeah it’s typically the kind of script that can go cringe at any given moment if the delivery isn’t there… but I’m just watching her walking the line perfectly. It’s the acting equivalent of "oddly satisfying videos" (And because it’s the internet I’d rather be super clear : the script is fantastic and Julie is spot on too)
@@julienolkeshe is truly great! I was entertained and her look at the last portion when you mentioned your giant tits was just spot on. Superb acting. Thank you both for entertaining us.
@@nanabonsu2349 Assuming this is a serious enquiry, autotune is used for pitch correction in music production. So, if something is flat (or sharp) autotune is used to keep it on key.
Best line among many kind of slips by at the beginning (and I paraphrase): "The bank only realized my card had been swiped because I hadn't bought a bag of chips in a month."
@@mirzaahmed6589 Good point, This is clearly the "Big" Milky horse Piss Conglomerates and monopolies working to. screw over the little guy who just. wants a little milky horse piss
@@mirzaahmed6589 Australia's 1991 recession - inflation 3%. Australia's 1985 recession - inflation was 7%. Australia's 1974 recession - inflation was 15%. In 1972 I could get milky horse piss for 40 cents AND it tasted better than today's stuff.
Julie’s roasts were S-tier. I would not want to be in her line of fire 😂. Also wasn’t expecting her to talk about her massive tatas… I thought I was the only one who noticed.
Julie, at 1:47 "Arooooga" I think you almost broke character and laughed out loud. Your solid acting skills helped you keep your composure. Well done! I laughed enough for both of us. 😂😂
Yeah but wait til you see my outstanding debt. "Outstanding" that’s the word everyone uses to describe it. My bank, my family, the men with tire irons, everyone.
Thank you! Thank you! I genuinely laughed out loud about the conclusion of the skit. I greatly appreciate people that can make fun of themselves, especially their physical features. Thank you! Bravo! 😆👏🎉
OMG!! I just found this channel. As a connoisseur of comedy, I LOVED both actors. They are absolute PERFECTION in their timing, deliveries and facial expressions. Some people just have it. These two have it. Now I have to binge the whole channel.
I'm over here thinking it had to be pretty difficult keeping a straight face through this entire sketch. The price for milky horse piss is outrageous. I guess things really are tough all over.
Thinking about mortality is tough. I too keep constantly thinking about my whole family dying. But creating the plans to make it happen, now that's _really_ tough.
When Alexa mentioned the tuba, I thought she was going to mention the tune, "Baby Elephant Walk." That's the tune I hear in my head when I am walking. I have always had a big butt. In the 3rd grade, I was just a tiny guy when my grandmother came to visit. She gave me a hug and said to my mother, "You know, Jean, for a little guy he sure has a big butt." Thanks, Grandma...love you, too.
HOW?! HOW??!!!! did you get through filming this - the whole thing - every line, without giving up due to failure of achieving a single take not ruined with snorts, smirks and laughter? 😆 🤣 I couldn’t do it! But I’m one of those ppl who ruins jokes by laughing while I tell it 😂🤷🏼♀️
Brilliant as this sketch was, as is so often the case nowadays with some YT videos, it was somewhat ruined by my irritating smart speaker interrupting and rambling on about "I'm sorry, I don't know the answer to that"... We really have reached the point where it would help everyone if humans named Alexa could please just change their names to something else.
@philiprandall1399 I changed our wake word to "computer". Many fewer false readings. You learn when people come to your house and say "Alexa, set alarm for 2AM"
This skit depends entirely on delivery, and Alexa is spot on.
she's outstanding
Yeah it’s typically the kind of script that can go cringe at any given moment if the delivery isn’t there… but I’m just watching her walking the line perfectly. It’s the acting equivalent of "oddly satisfying videos"
(And because it’s the internet I’d rather be super clear : the script is fantastic and Julie is spot on too)
@@julienolkeshe is truly great! I was entertained and her look at the last portion when you mentioned your giant tits was just spot on. Superb acting. Thank you both for entertaining us.
your chemistry together is amazing. I must have watched the Got Milk episode a hundred times!
@@julienolke like the scarecrow… 😁
The delivery of that "AHOOOOOGAH" was GOD-TIER, omg 🤣🤣🤣
It really was!!!!
I could really hear the tuba as she walked lol.
Years of watching cartoons prepped me for that amazing moment
I wondered if she really made that sound all by herself, or she got a little help from the editor. Maybe she is half klaxxon?
I legit spit out my drink when she did that. Was NOT expecting it at all lol.
"You can call it a sweet can, if you want."
"No, I can't."
😂
Did she say can? Cuz I thought she said cat lol
It was a sweet can't
@@_will795 She definitely said "can" which is a semi-common slang term for butt, unlike "cat".
And yet some people say cans as a euphemism for boobs. How are cans boobs?
@@protorhinocerator142 I mean, cans are nothing like either boobs or butts, lol.
OMG the first 2 flat ass jokes were more than sufficient, the 3rd was just salting the earth where a friendship once bloomed 😂😂😂😂
amazing comment 😂
"So flat you need autotune to hold your pants up."
Genius.
I didn't get this joke
@@nanabonsu2349 Assuming this is a serious enquiry, autotune is used for pitch correction in music production. So, if something is flat (or sharp) autotune is used to keep it on key.
@@vermithax Thank you. I genuinely didn't get it.
@@nanabonsu2349 Welcome!
Genius like the song guys
Best line among many kind of slips by at the beginning (and I paraphrase): "The bank only realized my card had been swiped because I hadn't bought a bag of chips in a month."
That was the funniest part!!
Jesus...
@@amircat ...wept.
I dont get it
"i'm tired of pretending that my ginormous dumper isn't superb." oh my god i am going to learn how to cross-stitch so i can hang that on my wall
😂😂😂😂😂
Etsy exists for a reason, don’t let your dreams be dreams, friend.
That’s your cross-stitch to bear 🧵
“Massive Juicy Dumper” - Elon opted for ‘Cybertruck’. Perhaps he should employ Julie as head of marketing?
definitely!!
Alexa wrote it ;)
The Tesla MJD model is going to save the company.
Sir, you've got my congratulations. Best comment in the thread.
Missed opportunity
Even knowing this was a skit, that "I need this." really got me. She's got skills.
Oh, but when it's Julies turn, the story flips huh?
The framing of Alexa's turn around and thumbs up at the end was oddly satisfying, lol.
she must get sick of her family saying "Alexa, turn the lights on"
@@captainpoppleton😂😂😂😂
You can really tell that the economy is going south when Milky horse piss is $9. Honestly. We're totally in a world wide recession.
Prices go down in a recession, not up.
@@mirzaahmed6589 Good point, This is clearly the "Big" Milky horse Piss Conglomerates and monopolies working to. screw over the little guy who just. wants a little milky horse piss
Yeah, but remember that those are cute, tiny Canadian dollars.
@@mirzaahmed6589 Australia's 1991 recession - inflation 3%. Australia's 1985 recession - inflation was 7%. Australia's 1974 recession - inflation was 15%.
In 1972 I could get milky horse piss for 40 cents AND it tasted better than today's stuff.
@@mirzaahmed6589😂
That script was TIGHT! Great job Alexa! And hilarious performances by both.
THICC!
"You wouldn't lose any" THAT'S THE BEST LINE I'VE HEARD ALL YEAR
Alexa, you evil genius
2nd best “Line” yayoooo
Evil Adorable Genius 🥺
"massive juicy dumper"! LMAO. Thank you Julie for making me laugh this morning! 🤣
Alexa : "All about that Bass"
Julie : "Much ado about nothing"
💀
I'm amazed my "household listening device" didn't activate during this sketch!
That's because it has been active for the past 45 minutes
Mine did lol
It never really switches off you know
Mine did. 😂
Mine definitely went off...
"Milky Horse Piss". Excellent!
Yeah but, how much does it cost? hihi
@@xXOFrannieOXx 9
@@Leostriker1397 Thank you 😄
Yep, that's how you know they're at a real coffee shop :)
@@xXOFrannieOXx You can't put a price on good milky horse piss:) lol
She nailed that awoooogah
“I like ….(this vid) and I cannot lie!”🎶🤣
Thank you Sir Mix-A-Lot.😉🤭
her face when she says "dont do this" lmaoo im dying. i make that facial expression all the time lol
Julie’s roasts were S-tier. I would not want to be in her line of fire 😂. Also wasn’t expecting her to talk about her massive tatas… I thought I was the only one who noticed.
Julie, at 1:47 "Arooooga" I think you almost broke character and laughed out loud. Your solid acting skills helped you keep your composure. Well done! I laughed enough for both of us. 😂😂
Alexa, I can’t tell you how much I relate with your character. Knowing I have these delicious double bubbles gets me through the hard times.😂
Great writing. This is hilarious, the delivery is what sold It.
Yeah but wait til you see my outstanding debt. "Outstanding" that’s the word everyone uses to describe it. My bank, my family, the men with tire irons, everyone.
Whoa! Julie, you didn't have to be so mean to Alexa, i swear if it was the Amazon Alexa you'd have hell to pay
2:12 Julie saying “Alexa” activated my Alexa in my living room lol
Same. I was looking for this comment.
Did yours stand up as well?
Great script and Alexa is wonderful. Not that Julie isn't. She is. But Alexa is wonderful.
Watching Julie hold back the laughter was priceless.
"You can call it a 'sweet can' if you want"🤣
"Juicy Caboosie"..... I lost it.
That abrupt switch to no-big-deal "Anyway what's going on with you?" killed me the most.
Wow Alexa was hilarious! Idk how you were able to record a scene not breaking character with that “aroooga” 😂😂😂😂
The "no I can't" delivery was perfection
100% Chef Kiss lol.
Only $9 for Milky Horse Piss. What is this, the early 2000s.
The pauses are perfectly delivered. I was laughing so hard... don't watch this going down the stairs!
there were over 10 laugh-out-loud moments in this one!!! Both of you were swinging haymakers. superb twist at the end. Bravo!
You were both hilarious. Thank you for making my Monday morning!
Mean Julie is the best 😂😂😂 "it's totally fine".... saw that one coming lol
I love this. We are all surviving through denial, delusions, and cakelicious dumpers.
That final thumb up really was a classic send-off. Perfectly timed.
Thanks for the video! Well written, acted, and directed!
Thank you! Thank you!
I genuinely laughed out loud about the conclusion of the skit.
I greatly appreciate people that can make fun of themselves, especially their physical features.
Thank you! Bravo! 😆👏🎉
Milky horse piss sounds like a 90's grunge album
Sounds like a European asking for American coffee with milk to me xD
"I need this" ..😂😂 that hit hard
I can’t believe I went for years without knowing about this channel. Thanks again for the much needed lols Julie!
The cocaine line (pun intended) was incredible.
God that last joke made the whole video 10x funnier
"Turd cutter" has always been one of my favorites.
“Huge thank you to Alexa for writing the video” basically saying “omg, guys, I promise, this was HER idea!!” 🤣
OMG!! I just found this channel. As a connoisseur of comedy, I LOVED both actors. They are absolute PERFECTION in their timing, deliveries and facial expressions. Some people just have it. These two have it. Now I have to binge the whole channel.
“Milky horse piss” on the menu
😂love a good callback
My god not only the dialogue but that menu keeps me rereading every time “milky horse piss!!!” 😂😂
Of all the hilariousness in this video, the thing that made me lose it was noticing the "Milky Horse Piss" item on the menu. Jfc lol.
This is the only form of delulu I support 😂😂😂
This is, by far my favorite skit on your channel 😅
Hysterical scene. Great writing and performances
The ending forced me to subscribe. That was a great delivery.
Sorry I felt the need to make my comment below. I normally REALLY LOVE your sketches. You really ARE hilarious.
Nolke strikes again. Th e humanity, the compassion for a friend. A friend in need . . . And all that stuff Reminds me of Rihanna's song "Umbrella." 🤣
I'm over here thinking it had to be pretty difficult keeping a straight face through this entire sketch. The price for milky horse piss is outrageous. I guess things really are tough all over.
Julie didn’t have to go in on her like that… Damn, that went from an intervention to a roast LMAO.
Milky Horse Piss on the board in the background killed me! Hahaha
I had no intent on watching this, but im so glad i did !! This sh@t is hilarious!!!
2:11
“Sorry, I didn’t get that.”
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
This was really good! Way better than anything out of Hollywood. Alexa is super talented!
Alexa has fantastic timing and comedic body language. I love the added dimension with Julie, who is the reason I watched the video.
I want to nominate Alexa and this vid for something
Loved the visual gag on the board.
"You can get behind ..." at the end caught my mind off guardxD
This video made me realize how horrible it must be to be a human called Alexa in current society
I named my kid Siri just to mess with other peoples phones!
@@MikeB12800 also Siri is the name of a pretty hot ADULT ACTRESS 🥵
Right!
Subbed with all notifications ladies, thank you for the laughs
I've watched this 5 times today . . . sooo good! Well done ladies!
Thinking about mortality is tough. I too keep constantly thinking about my whole family dying. But creating the plans to make it happen, now that's _really_ tough.
"Milky horse piss" Is this a starbucks?
The last 20 seconds saved this skit.
That was fkn hilarious. Excellent writing, even better acting. Whens the movie coming out? Talk show, skit series? ..... something. Anything 🥹
When Alexa mentioned the tuba, I thought she was going to mention the tune, "Baby Elephant Walk." That's the tune I hear in my head when I am walking. I have always had a big butt. In the 3rd grade, I was just a tiny guy when my grandmother came to visit. She gave me a hug and said to my mother, "You know, Jean, for a little guy he sure has a big butt." Thanks, Grandma...love you, too.
Great one! I also really enjoy your nerdy character. What a hoot!
HOW?! HOW??!!!! did you get through filming this - the whole thing - every line, without giving up due to failure of achieving a single take not ruined with snorts, smirks and laughter? 😆 🤣
I couldn’t do it! But I’m one of those ppl who ruins jokes by laughing while I tell it 😂🤷🏼♀️
Why's Julie trying to breaka her stride? Why's julie trying to hold her down? Oh no, Alexa keep on moving!
Julie’s got some HONKERS on her!
I've always wondered about the female version of DaVinci's Notebook
you belong on SNL - craziest, quirkiest funny girl ever
How did you not lose it when she said "My THICKNESS..." there's no way I could have kept a straight face at that moment.
Alexa had me crying 🤣
Alex's writing is amazing. Haha
LmAo @ “d…don’t do this…” lmao
When the one chick rants about how often she gets catcalled💀
0:51
"no"
lmao the way she said it
“That ass is so flat you have to use autotune to keep your pants up.” Took me way too long to get this joke but OMG it’s so clever! 😂
Got Alexas across the world listening intently.
OK the binaural cutlery sound in the background had me searching for the source of the sound in my house for 3 minutes!
"Milky horse piss" is CRAAZZYY
Omg! That was me, that was actually me who asked if I could touch Julie's massive shoulder boulders!!!
And they are spectacular!
Brilliant as this sketch was, as is so often the case nowadays with some YT videos, it was somewhat ruined by my irritating smart speaker interrupting and rambling on about "I'm sorry, I don't know the answer to that"... We really have reached the point where it would help everyone if humans named Alexa could please just change their names to something else.
I think this is an Alexa joke and I love it! lol. I was looking for one of these in the comments.
@philiprandall1399 I changed our wake word to "computer". Many fewer false readings.
You learn when people come to your house and say "Alexa, set alarm for 2AM"
Julie never letting unreal expectations get in the way of soul crushing reality.
Turning things kinda inside out makes for some of your best stuff. Well done.
Alexa, thank you for gracing this video and channel with the utter dump truck of a can
The TUBA impression was the BESTTTTTT
You are just hillllllarioussss!! Lovely acting both of you.