IL-2 Battle of Stalingrad - "Take Me Home!"

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  • Опубліковано 29 лис 2024
  • The crew heads back into the sky to fall out of it once more. This is the first video of mine to feature the recently added Hs-129 B-2. We also take flight in the Pe-2, and Ju-88. Who is more dangerous friend or foe?
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 248

  • @MilitaryAviationHistory
    @MilitaryAviationHistory 7 років тому +234

    LW - VVS Ju88 kill count = 2:1 - 'nuff said

    • @dagdom1280
      @dagdom1280 7 років тому +6

      Bismarck A piece of metal marks the cross? No wonder you Germans had to start using plane parts for gravestones.

    • @AlphaTier494
      @AlphaTier494 7 років тому +2

      Die armen Jungs ohne Vorwarnung zurück gelassen 😂

    • @Jacob-bi1oq
      @Jacob-bi1oq 7 років тому +1

      Lol, Bismarck that is “nuff said”

    • @NeXes42
      @NeXes42 7 років тому

      Du bist echt genial :D
      So richtig deutsch :'D

    • @SouthernerFloridain2006
      @SouthernerFloridain2006 7 років тому

      Bismarck can you do the stuka formation

  • @DuckSwagington
    @DuckSwagington 7 років тому +296

    "We have 1 German and 3 Americans"
    "Your know Bear is Canadian right?"
    "Well we have 2 and a half Americans"
    Bis humor at its finest.

    • @IlikecheesecakedinzdinzYourmum
      @IlikecheesecakedinzdinzYourmum 7 років тому

      DuckSwagington what game is this

    • @ethanhatcher5533
      @ethanhatcher5533 7 років тому +5

      I rellay love bis’ dry humor

    • @vincefitboywood2884
      @vincefitboywood2884 6 років тому

      Then at the end he says "there's no other option".... Lmfao!! Gotta love Bissmarck

    • @ErisAlter
      @ErisAlter 6 років тому +7

      Ilikecheesecakedinzdinz201456 Your mum I fucking wonder. It’s not like it’s in the title or anything. Nope. Not at all.

  • @JourneysEnding
    @JourneysEnding 7 років тому +67

    But seriously, who would've thought 74 years later that people of enemy countries would be playing a game of that very war, and having a blast? It's so awesome :D

    • @Galm02
      @Galm02 3 роки тому +2

      wow that is awesome, that never rlly went through my mind

    • @snellproductions1209
      @snellproductions1209 3 місяці тому

      Iv had the same thought, these games are awesome. I often have the thought of how people from that generation would have felt about all these games and stuff. We all know the answer to that. They wouldnt have liked it maybe some would have.But we are very diffrent generations and the majority of them arent around so we can enjoy these games. On that note im sure a lot of you guys appreciate the sacrefices made by people from their generation. I love ww2 games with realisim i play hell let loose and war thunder. Due to not having a pc i cannot enjoy the modern il2 games. I did play il2 birds of prey that was fun.

  • @LostParadise_
    @LostParadise_ 7 років тому +324

    Sometimes I cant tell if Bismarck is being sarcastic or dead serious in these IL-2 videos.

    • @totpruegler
      @totpruegler 7 років тому +39

      Bismarck is serious 100% of the time. Mostly.

    • @Shadow-ew7wv
      @Shadow-ew7wv 7 років тому +2

      LostParadise he is dead serious

    • @mattdyer9544
      @mattdyer9544 7 років тому +56

      He serious, and very efficient 2.5 Americans dead to 0 Bismarcks.

    • @b00bies73
      @b00bies73 7 років тому +12

      He's German. There's a difference? ;)

    • @sd501st5
      @sd501st5 7 років тому +44

      German humor is no laughing matter.

  • @shadowchaser8786
    @shadowchaser8786 7 років тому +41

    "Bo, you're being shot!"
    "Oh yeah. Would you look at that."

  • @Xoniksken
    @Xoniksken 7 років тому +255

    As Bismark climbs over Bo and jumps out the canopy... "Auf wiedersehen arschlöcher"

    • @MrKilljoy212
      @MrKilljoy212 7 років тому +9

      arschlöcher* Usually an umlaut is used when plurals are involved - Something I keep forgetting about

    • @Shadow-ew7wv
      @Shadow-ew7wv 7 років тому +5

      Please edit and say Auf Wiedersehen ihr Arschlöscher

    • @Xoniksken
      @Xoniksken 7 років тому +1

      You fucker's win.... :)

    • @panKowalski597
      @panKowalski597 7 років тому +1

      What does it mean?

    • @Mr_Dumpty
      @Mr_Dumpty 7 років тому +2

      +Super Nova Pretty much what he said, literally it's 'until I see you again arseholes'.

  • @Vermilionleader
    @Vermilionleader 7 років тому +46

    -WE ARE AMIGO!
    And then my sides where on space.

  • @scaredandconfused9685
    @scaredandconfused9685 7 років тому +43

    TBLF feat. Bismarck and the tale of the incompetent friendlies

  • @SClerckx
    @SClerckx 7 років тому +93

    Bismarck talking about taking three Americans with him and then a friendly, German fighter attacking them seems really suspicious to me...

  • @ferrma81
    @ferrma81 7 років тому +52

    3:33
    "Lolly, are you in my ... SHIT"
    "No, I'm not!"
    xD

    • @RexWort
      @RexWort 7 років тому +2

      It like a UA-cam Poop 😅

  • @cannonfodder4376
    @cannonfodder4376 7 років тому +103

    The failed take off had me cackling, as did Bismarck abandoning you all. The rest of the video was great too. But damn that 109 pilot needs to watch Bis's video on Airplane ID's.
    A hearty laughter inducing video as always.

    • @Arcamean
      @Arcamean 7 років тому +8

      Call me crazy but he might wanna invest in a wet wipe if he mistook a blatant german bomber for a russian. I could see a stolen russian bomber but yeah.

    • @Galm02
      @Galm02 3 роки тому

      @@Arcamean he also had so much time to see the iron crosses on the plane, or at least read chat!!!

  • @couldntthinkofanythinggood511
    @couldntthinkofanythinggood511 7 років тому +80

    how does one do not one but two passes on a bomber and fail to see it is a friendly while the crew is screaming in chat saying you are attacking a friendly

    • @xavierjackson1518
      @xavierjackson1518 5 років тому +4

      Probably Meth

    • @thomaszhang3101
      @thomaszhang3101 5 років тому +2

      Xavier Jackson haha so true. I’ve heard US pilots today are still using a similar drug called “Go Pill”.

  • @turbowolf302
    @turbowolf302 7 років тому +186

    if you're on the German side.... how do you confuse a schnellbomber for anything that ISN'T a schnellbomber?

    • @timur22993
      @timur22993 7 років тому +4

      You probably try to be a stupid child and scare them, and then you get offended and turn into drama queen because you didn't know that they have little to no way of identifying you until its too late so they started shooting at you.

    • @Rudi_Gauss
      @Rudi_Gauss 7 років тому +30

      the whole plane is enough to identify it as a german -_-

    • @Hadgerz
      @Hadgerz 7 років тому +32

      Because casuals.
      Damn filthy casuals.

    • @hungthepro1234
      @hungthepro1234 7 років тому +24

      He knows Americans are on board, a spy plane

    • @turbowolf302
      @turbowolf302 7 років тому +7

      ...Bismarck actually has an incredibly in-depth and informative video on aircraft identification you should probably check out before making yourself sound like a drama queen.

  • @mickles1975
    @mickles1975 7 років тому +39

    Pre-buried. Very efficient. Very German.

  • @MeA-aSchwalbe
    @MeA-aSchwalbe 7 років тому +90

    3 videos in a day?! This is as rare as Coffee not being the target of CAS

    • @spitfire2976
      @spitfire2976 7 років тому +5

      Hahaha true; you just made my day with that joke!

  • @WoobooRidesAgain
    @WoobooRidesAgain 7 років тому +24

    At this point, given the fact that he did two attack runs, flew less than thirty feet away from a plane covered in friendly markings and missed the giant alerts that he was shooting a friendly aircraft, I'm not unconvinced that Qael needed to brush up on his aircraft recognition knowledge.
    Chiefly, the need to recognize that a Bf-109 isn't a Soviet fighter.

    • @espressocookie8965
      @espressocookie8965 3 роки тому

      I think they did, but still, he was shooting at them. They weren't just going to sit back and let him kill them.

  • @PlaneBoy2520
    @PlaneBoy2520 7 років тому +37

    OH HELL YEAH. THANKYOU SO MUCH BO YOU MAKE MY DAY!

    • @spitfire2976
      @spitfire2976 7 років тому

      Planeboy 2520 when does Bo not make your day?!

    • @PlaneBoy2520
      @PlaneBoy2520 7 років тому +3

      Spitfire 29 never!

    • @spitfire2976
      @spitfire2976 7 років тому

      Planeboy 2520 eeexactly

  • @saamkapadia
    @saamkapadia 7 років тому +13

    I have missed Bismarck screaming at Bo in IL-2. XD

  • @mitchellhogg4627
    @mitchellhogg4627 7 років тому +5

    "We are experiencing heavy issues with..."
    *[looks at aircraft]*
    "...many things..."

  • @ScottRuggels
    @ScottRuggels 6 років тому +1

    Man. These are the best. You all argue like a dysfunctional family on a summer road trip. its great!

  • @AlphaTier494
    @AlphaTier494 7 років тому +9

    This multicrew videos are so much fun! 😂

  • @chrisabbott4375
    @chrisabbott4375 7 років тому +78

    why Bis still lets you lot in planes, is beyond me...

    • @Xukti
      @Xukti 7 років тому +11

      The ending of this video should be an answer to all your questions.

  • @bluefir111
    @bluefir111 7 років тому +8

    another kick ass IL2 video sweet!

  • @TheAverageSushi
    @TheAverageSushi 7 років тому +6

    I have a feeling Bismark smacked Bo in the head with his Luger and ditched his rear gunners...

  • @jamesdeklerk2120
    @jamesdeklerk2120 7 років тому +10

    2:30 He is right to my left

  • @Hadgerz
    @Hadgerz 7 років тому +11

    Damn Qael...someone didn't watch Bismarck's video on how to identify aircraft.

  • @RedJohnO22
    @RedJohnO22 2 роки тому

    11:44 this is Soo vintage looney toons. The image of the mound of dirt with the metal triangle sticking out and your voice over gave me a laughing fit. Bless you all TBLF.

  • @3core552
    @3core552 7 років тому +3

    "Who is more dangerous than friend or foe?" Bo's entire clan in Dalmiers. Not only a danger to enemies but to eachother.

  • @imageeknotanerd9897
    @imageeknotanerd9897 7 років тому +1

    YEEEESSS!! And you're with Bismarck too! :D

  • @The.Drunk-Koala
    @The.Drunk-Koala 7 років тому +1

    Love it. Bo and Bismarck together. Its a love sick relationship. XD

  • @Tallorian
    @Tallorian 6 років тому

    I really love these videos with Bo, Bismark and Loli playing Il-2 together, so much nicer and funnier than any of the War Thunder content. I wish there were more.

  • @LGBrave10
    @LGBrave10 7 років тому

    Love these videos. Honestly when I see a video from Bo it makes my whole day.

  • @jethawk9941
    @jethawk9941 7 років тому +13

    Play more of this game

  • @atomicsteameng
    @atomicsteameng 7 років тому +2

    3:35 "Loli are you in my shit?"
    "No I'm not."

  • @Gaudoc
    @Gaudoc 7 років тому +1

    "There was no other option" Oh Bismarck you little rascal :D

  • @mjd1120
    @mjd1120 7 років тому +5

    Thanks for making more vids of il2

  • @milkboy2228
    @milkboy2228 7 років тому +3

    It's getting late I should get to be-fuck.

  • @KeybladeMaster9913
    @KeybladeMaster9913 7 років тому

    You guys make me really wish I had the skill, joystick, and money for IL-2. I would love to play with you guys, especially with Bismarck and Bo.

    • @kailae3269
      @kailae3269 7 років тому

      Can't help you with the last 2, but as for the first, you'll find almost everyone is more than willing to help out a new player. And as for money, you could always pick up Cliffs of Dover for 5 dollars.

  • @Casual_Killroy
    @Casual_Killroy 7 років тому +12

    For knowing so much about pilots and planes Biss sure doesn't know how to take care of his crew, no wonder Germany lost both wars.

    • @timur22993
      @timur22993 7 років тому +9

      Aha! But his crew are Americans. Its a heavy choice for Bismarck :D

    • @josephdedrick9337
      @josephdedrick9337 4 роки тому

      @@timur22993 you mean an easy one.

  • @X8X8X8X8X8X8X8X8X8X
    @X8X8X8X8X8X8X8X8X8X 7 років тому +5

    2:48 best scene ever

  • @winbit322
    @winbit322 7 років тому +1

    That's how germany lost the war. The luftwafe was a comedian chameleon in disguise.

  • @Zattack19
    @Zattack19 7 років тому +1

    That collision at 2:56 .......ouch....

  • @patrickhenry7420
    @patrickhenry7420 7 років тому

    Keep these coming! IL-2 is such a fun game to watch

  • @tom434911
    @tom434911 6 років тому

    How do people miss the distinctly German markings and come back in for a second pass.... Lol
    Very entertaining video, as always!

  • @captainretro6160
    @captainretro6160 7 років тому +1

    2:51 it called team work fellas👌

  • @graywolfalphaone
    @graywolfalphaone 7 років тому

    This is a great way to start a Monday. Waking up with team friendly target.

  • @RaptorBeast7
    @RaptorBeast7 7 років тому +2

    2:51 reminds me of the US air force trailer for War Thunder

  • @Alvaro89Rus
    @Alvaro89Rus 7 років тому +3

    Friend. Bastards atacks you from unexpected side.

  • @zobblewobble1770
    @zobblewobble1770 7 років тому +1

    2:48 it looks like Bo's been watching Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor recently

  • @tacticalnoodles
    @tacticalnoodles 6 років тому +1

    2:53 playing chicken in the duck plane

  • @kentsavick2516
    @kentsavick2516 7 років тому +2

    You would think the rest of the crew would notice when the pilot suddenly bales out. LMAO

    • @josephdedrick9337
      @josephdedrick9337 4 роки тому

      they did, they proceeded to bury themselves in the ground.

  • @adamtruong1759
    @adamtruong1759 2 роки тому

    2:52 Wow, Bo pulling down a bit caused them to crash.

  • @redbaronace19
    @redbaronace19 6 років тому

    You need to start bailing like Bismarck if you want to live YOU NEED TO GO HIGH AND BAIL OUT don’t try to land just bail out also when your plane starts smoking bail out

  • @bms_daniel
    @bms_daniel 7 років тому +1

    2:59 that juke though😂

  • @Nikkiboy81
    @Nikkiboy81 6 років тому

    Not meny UA-camrs make me smile when i watch there videos..... My face hurts from all the smiling XD BIG thx for make me smile

  • @EnigmaDRS
    @EnigmaDRS 6 років тому

    Bis' favorite line: "It's German efficiency".

  • @Owen_5505
    @Owen_5505 7 років тому

    Please try to play this weekly cause I love this series also Bismarck is funny well all of you are

    • @RalpGalland
      @RalpGalland 7 років тому

      You're not thinking clearly. Think of Bis's sanity if they do that!

  • @user-qs1xc2cs1s
    @user-qs1xc2cs1s 7 років тому +1

    i love when ur all together.. so much fun!

  • @andymichaelson1917
    @andymichaelson1917 7 років тому

    Dear god the peshka cropdusting the whole base lol

  • @abeherbert6603
    @abeherbert6603 7 років тому

    Only Bo would get two kills in a Hs-129 without firing a shot.

  • @haydenohehir546
    @haydenohehir546 6 років тому

    Bismarck never tells them when to bail

  • @corysartin4558
    @corysartin4558 6 років тому

    I love learning about operation barbossa

  • @AudieHolland
    @AudieHolland 7 років тому

    Some disturbing audio bites: "Do you want me back in my basement?" -YES. "Lolly, are you in my... Shit!?"

  • @AlarmingVirus
    @AlarmingVirus 7 років тому

    I really need this game. Looks so fun with friends.

  • @danny2327
    @danny2327 7 років тому +2

    YES! I love this game!

  • @KB4th
    @KB4th 7 років тому

    Great to see another IL-2 vid back on there mate, funny shite!!!!!

  • @bubithebear3690
    @bubithebear3690 7 років тому +1

    1:20 the very WoL behavior

  • @fgac_soup2907
    @fgac_soup2907 7 років тому

    Yay! I love IL-2! Please play loads more of this!

  • @DrForrester87
    @DrForrester87 7 років тому +1

    Biz is savage.

  • @blackeagle0778
    @blackeagle0778 7 років тому

    More, please!!!! I love watching this.

  • @codyfrench7668
    @codyfrench7668 7 років тому

    There goes Bo, hot boxing his Peshka again!

  • @BubbaGunShrimp
    @BubbaGunShrimp 7 років тому +1

    Finally a il2 video

  • @Grifgonavy
    @Grifgonavy 7 років тому

    Yessss I've been waiting for this

  • @ramironunezborjas967
    @ramironunezborjas967 7 років тому

    1:02 Scene from the movie Das Boot (1981) Dir. Wolfgang Petersen

  • @unseen9884
    @unseen9884 7 років тому

    I love your IL-2 videos

  • @karlaiken6152
    @karlaiken6152 6 років тому

    You guys are a hoot! Great video. Never laughed so much!! More! More!

  • @callsignshade2310
    @callsignshade2310 7 років тому

    You really need to make more Battle of Stalingrad Videos.

  • @DivisionRc
    @DivisionRc 6 років тому

    My first bombing run i was shot by a frendly bomber who took out my elevator. I went on to control my altitude with engines flaps and landing gear and i bombed a base and took on enemy fighter. Two more shot me down haha

  • @dranew1
    @dranew1 7 років тому +4

    German humor is no laughing matter

  • @AudieHolland
    @AudieHolland 5 років тому

    The Ju88 was the best looking fighter bomber the Germans had, and one of the most effective.
    But hell, those two quarter size 'turretlets' are so damned pathetic.

  • @theplutogames
    @theplutogames 7 років тому

    Wow! Nice warthunder textures!

  • @mileskessler6634
    @mileskessler6634 7 років тому

    Darkwing Duck is down. I repeat, Darkwing Duck is down.

  • @austenbin4068
    @austenbin4068 7 років тому

    Now THAT'S how you sacrifice 2 1/2 Americans!

  • @lyndenrivers4320
    @lyndenrivers4320 7 років тому

    for the longest time I thought Battle Of Stalingrad was just an expansion to warthunder.

  • @garys5540
    @garys5540 6 років тому

    You guys are great!! I laughed so hard!! Thanks much!

  • @hawkerhurricane7600
    @hawkerhurricane7600 7 років тому

    Bismarck doesn't know how to crash land at all

  • @kelpshakeandy.v7663
    @kelpshakeandy.v7663 6 років тому

    *planes in front* (instead of maneuvering out of the way) wooop woop woop lmao

  • @KnightofDark00180
    @KnightofDark00180 7 років тому

    More of IL-2 please.

  • @stormtracker189
    @stormtracker189 6 років тому

    Mommy, when i get home, make me hotdogs as long as a 50 cal bullet. AND don't forget the Mustard.

  • @FroggyFrog9000
    @FroggyFrog9000 7 років тому +1

    1:10 my sides

  • @ryanwest5211
    @ryanwest5211 7 років тому

    I want more of this I love this game

  • @adahop7663
    @adahop7663 7 років тому +1

    Yay more videos of il 2

  • @corysartin4558
    @corysartin4558 6 років тому

    Oh hell no he said sorry I had to get our because I kind of wanted to survive going down really test loyalty 😂😂

  • @timur22993
    @timur22993 7 років тому

    Did anyone get the feeling that it was Bo who shot that 109 first but hit the tail?

  • @hardlydank932
    @hardlydank932 6 років тому

    Why does Bismarck always make it out alive

  • @fighter_pilot_1698
    @fighter_pilot_1698 7 років тому +1

    2:50 was that a reference to one of the earlier fail montages?
    :D

  • @china22s
    @china22s 7 років тому

    pe2 - sovietunium, german bombers - paper

  • @zethicc7557
    @zethicc7557 5 років тому

    WOW at 2:25 look at the mirror you can see the P-40 that chasing you

  • @donniemontoya9300
    @donniemontoya9300 7 років тому

    Take me home!
    Country road!

  • @DoomDodgers
    @DoomDodgers 6 років тому

    "Loli are you my shit?" This is so much funnier high.