Y'all I definitely uploaded this in highschool LOL I forgot about it. I'm happy posting this wasn't pointless. I knew someone would need this one day 😂😂😂
Seeing the target exclusive sticker on albums sends some satisfaction to me, probably because I purchase lots n lots of CDs and records, and the thought of a extra song or a poster with my cd or record just makes me happy lol
@@johnadams7145Yea it’s kinda bogus isn’t it. I mean like you said WAP (I’m assuming your talking about) is just about sex etc, while this one actually had some thought put in the lyrics. It’s quite confusing :/
@@johnadams7145 because WAP came at the stream.era while Anacando was in 2014. No streams no payola and yet it still hit number 2. And 1B views and it broke vevo record for the most interesting song in less than 24
@@johnadams7145 trust me if Anacando came this year while WAP was out. It would outsell WAP in less than 30 minutes and it will block WAP from the no.1
My anaconda don't My anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none Unless you got bunz, hun Boy toy named Troy, used to live in Detroit Big dope dealer money, he was gettin' some coins Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace Bought me Alexander McQueen He was keeping me stylish Now that's real, real, real Gun in my purse, bitch, I came dressed to kill Who wanna go first? I had them push daffodils I'm high as hell, I only took a half a pill I'm on some dumb shit By the way, what he say? He can tell I ain't missing no meals Come through and fuck him in my automobile Let him eat it with his grills And he tellin' me to chill And he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal Say he don't like em boney He want something he can grab So I pulled up in the Jag And I hit him with the jab like Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun My anaconda don't My anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none Unless you got bunz, hun Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt (Look at her butt) Look at, look at, look at Look, at her butt This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles Dick bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's Real country-ass nigga Let me play with his rifle Pussy put his ass to sleep Now he calling me NyQuil Now that bang, bang, bang I let him hit it cause he slang cocaine He toss my salad like his name Romaine And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain I'm on some dumb shit By the way, what he say? He can tell I ain't missing no meals Come through and fuck him in my automobile Let him eat it with his grills And he telling me to chill And he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal Say he don't like em boney He want something he can grab So I pulled up in the Jag Mayweather with the jab like Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun My anaconda don't My anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none Unless you got bunz, hun Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt (Look at her butt) Look at, look at, look at Look, at her butt Little in the middle but she got much back Little in the middle but she got much back Little in the middle but she got much back (Oh my God, look at her butt) My anaconda don't My anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none Unless you got bunz, hun Don't my anaconda don't My anaconda don't Don't want none Unless you got buns, hun Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt (Look at her butt) Look at, look at, look at Look, at her butt Yeah, he love this fat ass, hahahahahaha! Yeah! This one is for my bitches With a fat ass in the fucking club I said, where my fat ass big bitches In the club? Fuck the skinny bitches! Fuck the skinny bitches in the club! I wanna see all the big fat ass Bitches in the muthafuckin' club Fuck you if you skinny bitches, what? Kyuh Hahaa, hahaa I got a big fat ass (ass,
i got this version on my pinkprint deluxe cd lol so i bought the standard edition plus the songs on the standard edition were too long to fit em in their original length on the 21 tracks deluxe cd so they partly cut the songs on the deluxe version... moral of the story : except for the bonus tracks the deluxe version is a mess
Me: Listen up now, we have the most important job tomorrow to accomplish. Be sharp and ready tomorrow! Banan Alice: 2:21 Me: FOCUS FOR F SAKE....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy toy named troy, used to live in Detroit Big dope dealer money, he was getting some coins Was a shooter with the law, but he live in a palace Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping my stylish Now thats r-r-real, gun in my purse, [bad word] I came for us to kill Who wanna go first? I had them push daffodils I'm high as [bad word] I only took a half of pill I'm on some dumb [bad word] By the way, what he say? He can tell I ain't missing no meals [bad word] through and [bad word] em in my automobile And I'm hitting it with his girls, and he telling me to chill And he telling me it's real, that he love my appeal Say he don't like em boney, he want something he can grab So I pulled up in the Jag, and I hit em with the jab like My anaconda don't My anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Look at her butt (look at her butt) This dude named Michael used to buy motorcycles [bad word] bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel Real country [bad word] [bad word] let me play with his rifle [bad word] put his [bad word] to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil Now that bang bang bang, I let him hit it cause he slang cocaine He toss my salad like his name Romaine And when we done, I make him buy me romaine I'm on some dumb [bad word] By the way, what he say? He can tell I ain't missing no meals [bad word] through and [bad word] em in my automobile And I'm hitting it with his girls, and he telling me to chill And he telling me it's real, that he love my appeal Say he don't like em boney, he want something he can grab So I pulled up in the Jag, Mayweather with the jab like My anaconda don't My anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Look at her butt (Look at her butt) My anaconda don't My anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none unless you got bunsm hun Don't don't don't, my anaconda don't Don't want none unless you got buns, hun Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Yeah, he love this fat [bad word] Yeah, this one is for my [bad word] with a fat [bad word] in the [bad word] club I said, where my fat [bad word] big [bad word] in the club? [bad word] the skinny [bad word] [bad word] the skinny [bad word] in the club I wanna see all the big fat [bad word] [bad word] in the [bad word] club [bad word] you if you skinny [bad word] WHAT? I got a big fat [bad word] [bad word] on
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit Big dope dealer money, he was gettin' some coins Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish Now that's real, real, real Gun in my purse, bitch, I came dressed to kill Who wanna go first? I had them pushing daffodils I'm high as hell, I only took a half a pill I'm on some dumb shit, by the way, what he say? He can tell I ain't missing no meals Come through and fuck him in my automobile Let him eat it with his grills, he keep tellin' me to chill He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal He say don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab So I pulled up in the Jag', and I hit him with the jab like Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt (Look at her butt) Look at, look at, look at Look, at her butt This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles Dick bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's Real country-ass nigga, let me play with his rifle Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil Now that bang, bang, bang I let him hit it 'cause he slang Cocaine He toss my salad like his name Romaine And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain I'm on some dumb shit, by the way, what he say? He can tell I ain't missing no meals Come through and fuck him in my automobile Let him eat it with his grills, he keep telling me to chill He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal He say he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab So I pulled up in the Jag', Mayweather with the jab like Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt (Look at her butt) Look at, look at, look at Look, at her butt Little in the middle but she got much back Little in the middle but she got much back Little in the middle but she got much back (Oh my God, look at her butt) My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't Don't want none unless you got buns, hun Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt (Look at her butt) Look at, look at, look at Look, at her butt Yeah, he love this fat ass, hahaha! Yeah! This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club? Fuck the skinny bitches! Fuck the skinny bitches in the club! I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the muthafuckin' club Fuck you if you skinny bitches, what?! Kyuh Haha, haha I got a big fat ass (ass, ass, ass) Come on!
Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit Bi-big dope dealer money, he was gettin' some coins Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace Bo-bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish Now that's real, real, real Gun in my purse, bitch, I came dressed to kill Who wanna go first? I had them pushing daffodils I'm high as hell, I only took a half a pill I'm on some dumb shit [Pre-Chorus: Nicki Minaj] By the way, what he say? He can tell I ain't missing no meals Come through and fuck him in my automobile Let him eat it with his grills and he tellin' me to chill And he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal Say he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab So I pulled up in the Jag, and I hit him with the jab like Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit Big, big, big money, he was gettin' some coins Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish Now that's real, real, real One in my purse, 'cause I came dressed to kill Who wanna go first? I had 'em pushing daffodils I'm fly as hell, I got 'em thirsty, track and field I'm on some dumb sh- By the way, what he say? He can tell I ain't missing no meals Come through and check him in my automobile Let him - with his grills, he keep tellin' me to chill He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal He say don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab So I pulled up in the Jag', and I hit him with the jab like Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
My anaconda don’t My anaconda don’t My anaconda don’t want none Unless you got buns, hon Boy-toy named Troy used to live in Detroit Big dope dealer money, he was getting some coins Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace B-bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish Now that’s real, real, real Gun in my purse, bitch, I came dressed to kill Who wanna go first? I had them pushing daffodils I’m high as hell, I only took a half a pill I’m on some dumb shit By the way, what he say? He can tell I ain’t missing no meals Come through and fuck him in my automobile Let him eat it with his grills, he keep telling me to chill He keep telling me it’s real, that he love my sex appeal Say he don’t like ‘em boney, he want something he can grab So I pulled up in the Jag and I hit him with the jab like My anaconda don’t My anaconda don’t My anaconda don’t want none Unless you got buns, hon Oh my Gosh, look at her butt Oh my Gosh, look at her butt Oh my Gosh, look at her butt (Look at her butt) Look at, look at, look at Look at her butt This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles Dick bigger than a tower, I ain’t talking about Eiffel’s Real country-ass nigga, let me play with his rifle Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil Now that bang, bang, bang I let him hit it ‘cause he slang cocaine He toss my salad like his name Romaine And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain I’m on some dumb shit By the way, what he say? He can tell I ain’t missing no meals Come through and fuck him in my automobile Let him eat it with his grills, he keep telling me to chill He keep telling me it’s real, that he love my sex appeal Say he don’t like ‘em boney, he want something he can grab So I pulled up in the Jag, Mayweather with the jab like My anaconda don’t My anaconda don’t My anaconda don’t want none Unless you got buns, hon Oh my Gosh, look at her butt Oh my Gosh, look at her butt Oh my Gosh, look at her butt (Look at her butt) Look at, look at, look at Look at her butt Little in the middle but she got much back Little in the middle but she got much back Little in the middle but she got much back (Oh my God, look at her butt) My anaconda don’t My anaconda don’t My anaconda don’t want none Unless you got buns, hon D-d-don’t My anaconda don’t Don’t want none Unless you got buns, hon Oh my Gosh, look at her butt Oh my Gosh, look at her butt Oh my Gosh, look at her butt (Look at her butt) Look at, look at, look at Look at her butt Yeah, he love this fat ass Yeah, this one is for my bitches with a fat ass In the fucking club I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club? Fuck the skinny bitches Fuck the skinny bitches in the club I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches In the motherfucking club Fuck you if you skinny bitches, what? Yeah Yeah, I got a big fat ass Come on Hey, hey, hey
Boy toy named Troy, used to live in Detroit Big dope dealer money, he was gettin' some coins Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish Now that's real, real, real Gun in my purse, bitch, I came dressed to kill Who wanna go first? I had them pushin' daffodils I'm high as hell, I only took a half a pill I'm on some dumb shit By the way, what he say? He can tell I ain't missing no meals Come through and fuck him in my automobile Let him eat it with his grills he keep tellin' me to chill He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal He say he don't like em boney, he want something he can grab So I pulled up in the Jag and I hit him with the jab like Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun My anaconda don't My anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none Unless you got buns, hun Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt (Look at her butt) Look at, look at, look at, look, at her butt This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles Dick bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's Real country-ass nigga, let me play with his rifle Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil Now that bang, bang, bang I let him hit it 'cause he slang cocaine He toss my salad like his name Romaine And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain I'm on some dumb shit By the way, what he say? He can tell I ain't missing no meals Come through and fuck him in my automobile Let him eat it with his grills and he telling me to chill He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal He say he don't like em boney, he want something he can grab So I pulled up in the Jag mayweather with the jab like Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun My anaconda don't My anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none Unless you got buns, hun Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt (Look at her butt) Look at, look at, look at, look, at her butt Little in the middle but she got much back Little in the middle but she got much back Little in the middle but she got much back Oh my god, look at her butt My anaconda don't My anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none Unless you got buns, hun Don't, my anaconda don't Don't want none Unless you got buns, hun Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt (Look at her butt) Look at, look at, look at, look, at her butt Yeah, he love this fat ass aha! Yeah! This one is for my Bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club? Fuck those skinny bitches! Fuck those skinny bitches in the club! I wanna see all the big fat ass Bitches in the muthafuckin' club Fuck you if you skinny bitches, what? Kyuh Aha! Kyuh I got a big fat ass (Ass, ass, ass) Kyuh Come on! Hey, hey, hey!
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit Big, big, big money, he was gettin' some coins Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish Now that's real, real, real One in my purse, 'cause I came dressed to kill Who wanna go first? I had 'em pushing daffodils I'm fly as hell, I got 'em thirsty, track and field I'm on some dumb sh- By the way, what he say? He can tell I ain't missing no meals Come through and check him in my automobile Let him - with his grills, he keep tellin' me to chill He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal He say don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab So I pulled up in the Jag', and I hit him with the jab like Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt (Look at her butt) Look at, look at, look at Look, at her butt This-This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles It's bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's Real country Anaconda, let me play with his rifle P-P-Put his butt to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil Now that bang, bang, bang I let him hit it 'cause he hang, hang, hang All in his- like his name Romaine And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain I'm on some dumb sh- By the way, what he say? He can tell I ain't missing no meals Come through and check him in my automobile Let him - with his grills, he keep tellin' me to chill He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal He say don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab So I pulled up in the Jag', and I hit him with the jab like Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt (Look at her butt) Look at, look at, look at Look, at her butt Little in the middle but she got much back Little in the middle but she got much back Little in the middle but she got much back (Oh my God, look at her butt) My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun Don't, my anaconda don't Don't want none unless you got buns, hun Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt (Look at her butt) Look at, look at, look at Look, at her butt Yeah, he love this fat a-, hahaha! Yeah, this one is for my b- with a fat a- in the f- club I said, where my fat a- big b- in the club? F- the skinny b-, f- the skinny b- in the club I wanna see all the big fat a- b- in the m- club F- you if you skinny b-, what? Kyuh Haha, haha, rrrrrrr Yeah, I got a big fat- Come on Hey
У меня растут года, будет и семнадцать. Где работать мне тогда, чем заниматься? Нужные работники - столяры и плотники! Сработать мебель мудрено: сначала мы берем бревно и пилим доски длинные и плоские. Эти доски вот так зажимает стол-верстак. От работы пила раскалилась добела. Из-под пилки сыплются опилки. Рубанок в руки - работа другая: сучки, закорюки рубанком стругаем. Хороши стружки - желтые игрушки. А если нужен шар нам круглый очень, на станке токарном круглое точим. Готовим понемножку то ящик, то ножку. Сделали вот столько стульев и столиков! Столяру хорошо, а инженеру - лучше, я бы строить дом пошел, пусть меня научат. Я сначала начерчу дом такой, какой хочу. Самое главное, чтоб было нарисовано здание славное, живое словно. Это будет перёд, называется фасад. Это каждый разберет - это ванна, это сад. План готов, и вокруг сто работ на тыщу рук. Упираются леса в самые небеса. Где трудна работка, там визжит лебедка; подымает балки, будто палки. Перетащит кирпичи, закаленные в печи́. По крыше выложили жесть. И дом готов, и крыша есть. Хороший дом, большущий дом на все четыре стороны, и заживут ребята в нем удобно и просторно. Инженеру хорошо, а доктору - лучше, я б детей лечить пошел, пусть меня научат. Я приеду к Пете, я приеду к Поле. - Здравствуйте, дети! Кто у вас болен? Как живете, как животик? - Погляжу из очков кончики язычков. - Поставьте этот градусник под мышку, детишки. - И ставят дети радостно градусник под мышки. - Вам бы очень хорошо проглотить порошок и микстуру ложечкой пить понемножечку. Вам в постельку лечь поспать бы, вам - компрессик на живот, и тогда у вас до свадьбы всё, конечно, заживет. - Докторам хорошо, а рабочим - лучше, я б в рабочие пошел, пусть меня научат. Вставай! Иди! Гудок зовет, и мы приходим на завод. Народа - уйма целая, тысяча двести. Чего один не сделает - сделаем вместе. Можем железо ножницами резать, краном висящим тяжести тащим; молот паровой гнет и рельсы травой. Олово плавим, машинами правим. Работа всякого нужна одинаково. Я гайки делаю, а ты для гайки делаешь винты. И идет работа всех прямо в сборочный цех. Болты, лезьте в дыры ровные, части вместе сбей огромные. Там - дым, здесь - гром. Гро- мим весь дом. И вот вылазит паровоз, чтоб вас и нас и нес и вез. На заводе хорошо, а в трамвае - лучше, я б кондуктором пошел, пусть меня научат. Кондукторам езда везде. С большою сумкой кожаной ему всегда, ему весь день в трамваях ездить можно. - Большие и дети, берите билетик, билеты разные, бери любые - зеленые, красные и голубые. - Ездим рельсами. Окончилась рельса, и слезли у леса мы, садись и грейся. Кондуктору хорошо, а шоферу - лучше, я б в шоферы пошел, пусть меня научат. Фырчит машина скорая, летит, скользя, хороший шофер я - сдержать нельзя. Только скажите, вам куда надо - без рельсы жителей доставлю на дом. Е- дем, ду- дим: «С пу- ти уй- ди!» Быть шофером хорошо, а летчиком - лучше, я бы в летчики пошел, пусть меня научат. Наливаю в бак бензин, завожу пропеллер. «В небеса, мотор, вези, чтобы птицы пели». Бояться не надо ни дождя, ни града. Облетаю тучку, тучку-летучку. Белой чайкой паря, полетел за моря. Без разговору облетаю гору. «Вези, мотор, чтоб нас довез до звезд и до луны, хотя луна и масса звезд совсем отдалены». Летчику хорошо, а матросу - лучше, я б в матросы пошел, пусть меня научат. У меня на шапке лента, на матроске якоря. Я проплавал это лето, океаны покоря. Напрасно, волны, скачете - морской дорожкой на реях и по мачте, карабкаюсь кошкой. Сдавайся, ветер вьюжный, сдавайся, буря скверная, открою полюс Южный, а Северный - наверное. Книгу переворошив, намотай себе на ус - все работы хороши, выбирай на вкус!
it’s a translation for the best song ever called “anaconda” which was written by my mother queen of rap nicki minaj. i love my mom so much she is my biggest inspiration and she has my whole heart. please be nice to my translation, cause it was my first time ever and i’m so grateful that my first translation ever was my mother nicki minaj and her song called “anaconda”. it’s a masterpiece and it helped me in hard times. my chemistry teacher once bring me back my bad memories from my childhood and i was angry i kinda hate her tbh😊 i ran out from my chemistry class and i went to the toilet and started to cry. and then, my spotify thought, that it was good to recommend me “anaconda”. when i heard this phrase “boy toy named troy used to live in Detroit’ my life changed. forever in my heart, thank you Nicki Minaj so much. amen🙏🏻
![Anaconda Instrumental [Original Stems Used]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zTBqAZndu3g/mqdefault.jpg)
![Anaconda Instrumental [Original Stems Used]](/img/tr.png)
Finally a version i can play with my mom around
sadly there is a part with moaning (i think i cant remember)
@@monkeyballsfunny i turned my volume down real quick after read this
@@monkeyballsfunny 1:52 and 2:12
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@rrah5024 me to
this instrumental is so genius
its sampled from sir-mix-alot baby got back look it up, but yes she put a nice twist on it
It is, sticks out when you listen to the original, like it’s so good
@@173j.1 ohh
Idk why but it reminded me of the dragonroppa executions
@@justgonnacomment I'm sorry but I can't not laugh at this HAHSGHA
The water faucet at night while I'm tryna sleep:
Where do you sleep jesus
@@techbonn7835Jesus? In heaven
@@ArthurCostaU alleluah- wait why is jesus here in anaconda-
@@ray_shork2124 blessing
@@ArthurCostaU sus of him non the less
"Target Exclusive"....
Imagine listening to this in Target.
*twerking middle aged mothers*
@@x.caylax 💀
@@x.caylax EW
@@justjabari6430 I forgot about this comment- 💀
*twerking furiously in the discount section near the entrance*
now im thinking of those stan twitter memes when they stare into the screen
please im trying to find them
@@fashiondemon503 omg same, they will never be out of my mind
IT SOUNDS LIKE DONKEY KONG BYE
😭😭
NOOOO- 💀💀💀
LMFAO
You're cringe.
Daddy Tom riddle this you
Anaconda is such a classic
Y'all I definitely uploaded this in highschool LOL I forgot about it. I'm happy posting this wasn't pointless. I knew someone would need this one day 😂😂😂
Also maybe I'm wrong but isn't this track also missing some of the instrumental?
Wait how old r u now
@@rumfelt1654 you can do the full version please
It’s so good!
BARBZ heree
2:19 my most fav part of this song🌝🌞🌺
Using this for a mashup if it ever makes it to UA-cam I thank you and I’ll tag ya 😀
well.. did you make it ?
@@7DASAI I did. It’s not good tho ahaha.
Seeing the target exclusive sticker on albums sends some satisfaction to me, probably because I purchase lots n lots of CDs and records, and the thought of a extra song or a poster with my cd or record just makes me happy lol
If there were a supervillain named _Anaconda,_ this would be his theme song.
sadly, the snake doesn't
this is a joke
2:19 for the editors
I’m from Australia and I bought the album the day it dropped here, only to find this version of anaconda on the CD!! 🤣🤣
Now look can someone, anyone make a song with this instrumentals and Eminem's vocals from without me because they fit perfectly.
Did you find it?
@@kittycookies3447 no 😔
I’m sure I can make one for you👍🏼
POV: you looked this up for an anime edit.
true that
how-....it was a Levi edit
how’d you know.. :’)
i- well yes
How did u know--
TARGET EXCLUSIVE lmaooo
it was because target accidentally put the instrumental version of anaconda in the cd's that they sold
0:09 our Kahoot test be like
0:59 slapss
Much better than WAP which is just the exact same thing for the entire song.
ikr-
@@clawfic1303 I’m honestly surprised that a song about roast beef and sex got to number 1. But this which actually had clever lyrics didn’t.
@@johnadams7145Yea it’s kinda bogus isn’t it. I mean like you said WAP (I’m assuming your talking about) is just about sex etc, while this one actually had some thought put in the lyrics. It’s quite confusing :/
@@johnadams7145 because WAP came at the stream.era while Anacando was in 2014. No streams no payola and yet it still hit number 2. And 1B views and it broke vevo record for the most interesting song in less than 24
@@johnadams7145 trust me if Anacando came this year while WAP was out. It would outsell WAP in less than 30 minutes and it will block WAP from the no.1
2:19 slaps
i was just looking for the ron weasley edit
👁👄👁
"OBJECTION OBJECTION"
Toko fukawa 🙂
NICKI MINAJ THE QUEEN OF RAP
Special thanks to you for upload this, Are still Alive???? i mean im not commenting on dead youtube channel right??
"are you still alive?" idk why but that cracks me up 😂😂
i dk but i hope im not alive
@@lasho9083 dont blame your life budy, why dont try blame ourserlves..
@@attractivesetting8129 hahah im fond
fone
My mom vacuuming at 2am: 0:40
usin this for my oikawa edit 😩
Same oikawa thicc 😫
Probably the best part of this song. And that's the only compliment I'm ever giving Nicki Minaj
Educational videos:exist
*This song*
Kid show Ads: WE NEED THIS IN OUR ADS
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you got bunz, hun
Boy toy named Troy, used to live in Detroit
Big dope dealer money, he was gettin' some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen
He was keeping me stylish
Now that's real, real, real
Gun in my purse, bitch, I came dressed to kill
Who wanna go first? I had them push daffodils
I'm high as hell, I only took a half a pill
I'm on some dumb shit
By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills
And he tellin' me to chill
And he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
Say he don't like em boney
He want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag
And I hit him with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you got bunz, hun
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt
This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
Dick bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's
Real country-ass nigga
Let me play with his rifle
Pussy put his ass to sleep
Now he calling me NyQuil
Now that bang, bang, bang
I let him hit it cause he slang cocaine
He toss my salad like his name Romaine
And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain
I'm on some dumb shit
By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills
And he telling me to chill
And he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
Say he don't like em boney
He want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag
Mayweather with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you got bunz, hun
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
(Oh my God, look at her butt)
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you got bunz, hun
Don't my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
Don't want none
Unless you got buns, hun
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt
Yeah, he love this fat ass, hahahahahaha!
Yeah! This one is for my bitches
With a fat ass in the fucking club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches
In the club?
Fuck the skinny bitches!
Fuck the skinny bitches in the club!
I wanna see all the big fat ass
Bitches in the muthafuckin' club
Fuck you if you skinny bitches, what? Kyuh
Hahaa, hahaa
I got a big fat ass (ass,
TARGET EXCLUSIVE 😭
GORGEOUS FREEMAN
I came here from the millie/helluva boss edit and miu iruma sound
Anyone remember when Gorgeous Freeman was a thing 😳
Look at that posterior!
_soo,Toko Fukawa?_
I FINALLY FOUND ANOTHER DANGANRONPA FANSJSKSSKS❤❤😃😃✌✌
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA YES
y e s
toko best girl
YEESSSSS
2:24
0:09 my kahoot test
That one kind trying to sing the song with the music playing
Here from a Danganronpa edit of Genocider Syo
same lol
same but i’m here because of the Junko one
*D A T P O S T E R I O R*
You’re a cute little thing, aren’t you?
i got this version on my pinkprint deluxe cd lol so i bought the standard edition plus the songs on the standard edition were too long to fit em in their original length on the 21 tracks deluxe cd so they partly cut the songs on the deluxe version... moral of the story : except for the bonus tracks the deluxe version is a mess
i've been hearing this in a lot of Lady Dimitrescu Thirst Posts
oh my god i love lady dimitrescu
this is fire ngl😂
Me: Listen up now, we have the most important job tomorrow to accomplish. Be sharp and ready tomorrow!
Banan Alice: 2:21
Me: FOCUS FOR F SAKE....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy toy named troy, used to live in Detroit Big dope dealer money, he was getting some coins Was a shooter with the law, but he live in a palace Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping my stylish Now thats r-r-real, gun in my purse, [bad word] I came for us to kill Who wanna go first? I had them push daffodils I'm high as [bad word] I only took a half of pill I'm on some dumb [bad word] By the way, what he say? He can tell I ain't missing no meals [bad word] through and [bad word] em in my automobile And I'm hitting it with his girls, and he telling me to chill And he telling me it's real, that he love my appeal Say he don't like em boney, he want something he can grab So I pulled up in the Jag, and I hit em with the jab like My anaconda don't My anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Look at her butt (look at her butt) This dude named Michael used to buy motorcycles [bad word] bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel Real country [bad word] [bad word] let me play with his rifle [bad word] put his [bad word] to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil Now that bang bang bang, I let him hit it cause he slang cocaine He toss my salad like his name Romaine And when we done, I make him buy me romaine I'm on some dumb [bad word] By the way, what he say? He can tell I ain't missing no meals [bad word] through and [bad word] em in my automobile And I'm hitting it with his girls, and he telling me to chill And he telling me it's real, that he love my appeal Say he don't like em boney, he want something he can grab So I pulled up in the Jag, Mayweather with the jab like My anaconda don't My anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Look at her butt (Look at her butt) My anaconda don't My anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none unless you got bunsm hun Don't don't don't, my anaconda don't Don't want none unless you got buns, hun Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Yeah, he love this fat [bad word] Yeah, this one is for my [bad word] with a fat [bad word] in the [bad word] club I said, where my fat [bad word] big [bad word] in the club? [bad word] the skinny [bad word] [bad word] the skinny [bad word] in the club I wanna see all the big fat [bad word] [bad word] in the [bad word] club [bad word] you if you skinny [bad word] WHAT? I got a big fat [bad word] [bad word] on
Honestly just here because of that the eret edit 😃
LOLLLL JAIL
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit
Big dope dealer money, he was gettin' some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish
Now that's real, real, real
Gun in my purse, bitch, I came dressed to kill
Who wanna go first? I had them pushing daffodils
I'm high as hell, I only took a half a pill
I'm on some dumb shit, by the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills, he keep tellin' me to chill
He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
He say don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag', and I hit him with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt
This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
Dick bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's
Real country-ass nigga, let me play with his rifle
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
Now that bang, bang, bang
I let him hit it 'cause he slang Cocaine
He toss my salad like his name Romaine
And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain
I'm on some dumb shit, by the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills, he keep telling me to chill
He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
He say he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag', Mayweather with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
(Oh my God, look at her butt)
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
Don't want none unless you got buns, hun
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt
Yeah, he love this fat ass, hahaha!
Yeah! This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
Fuck the skinny bitches! Fuck the skinny bitches in the club!
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the muthafuckin' club
Fuck you if you skinny bitches, what?! Kyuh
Haha, haha
I got a big fat ass (ass, ass, ass)
Come on!
im lookin for the ron weasley edit
Totally not gonna put astronaut in the ocean acapella on this😏😏😏
There's a moan at 2:11
Kenma Kozume
yes this one was so close to the original one :D !
Does anyone know any instrumental that’s fully voiceless?
Sadly no, All anaconda instrumentals involve the Chorus Voice
Dato curioso pa los latinos: está pista es usada por el Bananero en algunos vídeos. Sape
its giving spongebob
My nana just walked in on my cousin singing this, 🫡
OOP-
Bingo bullseye right on the money
Here because of miu iruma 😃☝️
Same 🙂
Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit
Bi-big dope dealer money, he was gettin' some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bo-bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish
Now that's real, real, real
Gun in my purse, bitch, I came dressed to kill
Who wanna go first? I had them pushing daffodils
I'm high as hell, I only took a half a pill
I'm on some dumb shit
[Pre-Chorus: Nicki Minaj]
By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills and he tellin' me to chill
And he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
Say he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, and I hit him with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
danganronpa fans where you at?-
You came for 2:19 🤭
Anaconda clean version for all those christian mothers out there!!!
I think they should make every Nicki Minaj song free of Nicki Minaj. It's such an improvement.
0:20 0:24
OMG THICK GUEEN
Queen* you idiot
2:19😃
0:08
0:19
0:23
Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit
Big, big, big money, he was gettin' some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish
Now that's real, real, real
One in my purse, 'cause I came dressed to kill
Who wanna go first? I had 'em pushing daffodils
I'm fly as hell, I got 'em thirsty, track and field
I'm on some dumb sh-
By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and check him in my automobile
Let him - with his grills, he keep tellin' me to chill
He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
He say don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag', and I hit him with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
sounds like batman and robin on a mission
Target Wxclusive
0:00
Sounds like Baby Got Back and Bee Movie
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t want none
Unless you got buns, hon
Boy-toy named Troy used to live in Detroit
Big dope dealer money, he was getting some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
B-bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish
Now that’s real, real, real
Gun in my purse, bitch, I came dressed to kill
Who wanna go first? I had them pushing daffodils
I’m high as hell, I only took a half a pill
I’m on some dumb shit
By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain’t missing no meals
Come through and fuck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills, he keep telling me to chill
He keep telling me it’s real, that he love my sex appeal
Say he don’t like ‘em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag and I hit him with the jab like
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t want none
Unless you got buns, hon
Oh my Gosh, look at her butt
Oh my Gosh, look at her butt
Oh my Gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look at her butt
This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
Dick bigger than a tower, I ain’t talking about Eiffel’s
Real country-ass nigga, let me play with his rifle
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
Now that bang, bang, bang
I let him hit it ‘cause he slang cocaine
He toss my salad like his name Romaine
And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain
I’m on some dumb shit
By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain’t missing no meals
Come through and fuck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills, he keep telling me to chill
He keep telling me it’s real, that he love my sex appeal
Say he don’t like ‘em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, Mayweather with the jab like
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t want none
Unless you got buns, hon
Oh my Gosh, look at her butt
Oh my Gosh, look at her butt
Oh my Gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look at her butt
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
(Oh my God, look at her butt)
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t want none
Unless you got buns, hon
D-d-don’t
My anaconda don’t
Don’t want none
Unless you got buns, hon
Oh my Gosh, look at her butt
Oh my Gosh, look at her butt
Oh my Gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look at her butt
Yeah, he love this fat ass
Yeah, this one is for my bitches with a fat ass
In the fucking club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
Fuck the skinny bitches
Fuck the skinny bitches in the club
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches
In the motherfucking club
Fuck you if you skinny bitches, what? Yeah
Yeah, I got a big fat ass
Come on
Hey, hey, hey
Am I the only Danganronpa fan here or...
no👨🍳
tom fucking felton-
OH SHIT
This is not instrumental at first 00:00
its a sample so technically it is apart of the instrumental
IT SOUNDS LIKE HELLO NEIGHBOR BYE
Boy toy named Troy, used to live in Detroit
Big dope dealer money, he was gettin' some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish
Now that's real, real, real
Gun in my purse, bitch, I came dressed to kill
Who wanna go first? I had them pushin' daffodils
I'm high as hell, I only took a half a pill
I'm on some dumb shit
By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills he keep tellin' me to chill
He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
He say he don't like em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag and I hit him with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you got buns, hun
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt (Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at, look, at her butt
This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
Dick bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's
Real country-ass nigga, let me play with his rifle
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
Now that bang, bang, bang
I let him hit it 'cause he slang cocaine
He toss my salad like his name Romaine
And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain
I'm on some dumb shit
By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills and he telling me to chill
He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
He say he don't like em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag mayweather with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you got buns, hun
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt (Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at, look, at her butt
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Oh my god, look at her butt
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you got buns, hun
Don't, my anaconda don't
Don't want none
Unless you got buns, hun
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt (Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at, look, at her butt
Yeah, he love this fat ass aha!
Yeah! This one is for my
Bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
Fuck those skinny bitches!
Fuck those skinny bitches in the club!
I wanna see all the big fat ass
Bitches in the muthafuckin' club
Fuck you if you skinny bitches, what? Kyuh
Aha! Kyuh
I got a big fat ass (Ass, ass, ass) Kyuh
Come on!
Hey, hey, hey!
What’s the guys name who sings this?
Sir mix a lot of
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit
Big, big, big money, he was gettin' some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish
Now that's real, real, real
One in my purse, 'cause I came dressed to kill
Who wanna go first? I had 'em pushing daffodils
I'm fly as hell, I got 'em thirsty, track and field
I'm on some dumb sh-
By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and check him in my automobile
Let him - with his grills, he keep tellin' me to chill
He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
He say don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag', and I hit him with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt
This-This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
It's bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's
Real country Anaconda, let me play with his rifle
P-P-Put his butt to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
Now that bang, bang, bang
I let him hit it 'cause he hang, hang, hang
All in his- like his name Romaine
And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain
I'm on some dumb sh-
By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and check him in my automobile
Let him - with his grills, he keep tellin' me to chill
He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
He say don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag', and I hit him with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
(Oh my God, look at her butt)
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
Don't, my anaconda don't
Don't want none unless you got buns, hun
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt
Yeah, he love this fat a-, hahaha!
Yeah, this one is for my b- with a fat a- in the f- club
I said, where my fat a- big b- in the club?
F- the skinny b-, f- the skinny b- in the club
I wanna see all the big fat a- b- in the m- club
F- you if you skinny b-, what? Kyuh
Haha, haha, rrrrrrr
Yeah, I got a big fat-
Come on
Hey
Not me hearing a vacuum
Nicki really stole the sweet beat from "Sir Mix A-Lot", although it's still a good song I really like Baby got back better
Isnt it dat posterior song
Gorgeous Freeman
gorgeous freeman lol
Whyy does it sound like kahoot of something 😂😊
TARGET MAKES SONGS? ☠️
Anaconda boss fight
atleast it oesnt sund dumblike the others-
У меня растут года,
будет и семнадцать.
Где работать мне тогда,
чем заниматься?
Нужные работники -
столяры и плотники!
Сработать мебель мудрено:
сначала
мы
берем бревно
и пилим доски
длинные и плоские.
Эти доски
вот так
зажимает
стол-верстак.
От работы
пила
раскалилась добела.
Из-под пилки
сыплются опилки.
Рубанок
в руки -
работа другая:
сучки, закорюки
рубанком стругаем.
Хороши стружки -
желтые игрушки.
А если
нужен шар нам
круглый очень,
на станке токарном
круглое точим.
Готовим понемножку
то ящик,
то ножку.
Сделали вот столько
стульев и столиков!
Столяру хорошо,
а инженеру -
лучше,
я бы строить дом пошел,
пусть меня научат.
Я
сначала
начерчу
дом
такой,
какой хочу.
Самое главное,
чтоб было нарисовано
здание
славное,
живое словно.
Это будет
перёд,
называется фасад.
Это
каждый разберет -
это ванна,
это сад.
План готов,
и вокруг
сто работ
на тыщу рук.
Упираются леса
в самые небеса.
Где трудна работка,
там
визжит лебедка;
подымает балки,
будто палки.
Перетащит кирпичи,
закаленные в печи́.
По крыше выложили жесть.
И дом готов,
и крыша есть.
Хороший дом,
большущий дом
на все четыре стороны,
и заживут ребята в нем
удобно и просторно.
Инженеру хорошо,
а доктору -
лучше,
я б детей лечить пошел,
пусть меня научат.
Я приеду к Пете,
я приеду к Поле.
- Здравствуйте, дети!
Кто у вас болен?
Как живете,
как животик? -
Погляжу
из очков
кончики язычков.
- Поставьте этот градусник
под мышку, детишки. -
И ставят дети радостно
градусник под мышки.
- Вам бы
очень хорошо
проглотить порошок
и микстуру
ложечкой
пить понемножечку.
Вам
в постельку лечь
поспать бы,
вам -
компрессик на живот,
и тогда
у вас
до свадьбы
всё, конечно, заживет. -
Докторам хорошо,
а рабочим -
лучше,
я б в рабочие пошел,
пусть меня научат.
Вставай!
Иди!
Гудок зовет,
и мы приходим на завод.
Народа - уйма целая,
тысяча двести.
Чего один не сделает -
сделаем вместе.
Можем
железо
ножницами резать,
краном висящим
тяжести тащим;
молот паровой
гнет и рельсы травой.
Олово плавим,
машинами правим.
Работа всякого
нужна одинаково.
Я гайки делаю,
а ты
для гайки
делаешь винты.
И идет
работа всех
прямо в сборочный цех.
Болты,
лезьте
в дыры ровные,
части
вместе
сбей
огромные.
Там -
дым,
здесь -
гром.
Гро-
мим
весь
дом.
И вот
вылазит паровоз,
чтоб вас
и нас
и нес
и вез.
На заводе хорошо,
а в трамвае -
лучше,
я б кондуктором пошел,
пусть меня научат.
Кондукторам
езда везде.
С большою сумкой кожаной
ему всегда,
ему весь день
в трамваях ездить можно.
- Большие и дети,
берите билетик,
билеты разные,
бери любые -
зеленые,
красные
и голубые. -
Ездим рельсами.
Окончилась рельса,
и слезли у леса мы,
садись
и грейся.
Кондуктору хорошо,
а шоферу -
лучше,
я б в шоферы пошел,
пусть меня научат.
Фырчит машина скорая,
летит, скользя,
хороший шофер я -
сдержать нельзя.
Только скажите,
вам куда надо -
без рельсы
жителей
доставлю на дом.
Е-
дем,
ду-
дим:
«С пу-
ти
уй-
ди!»
Быть шофером хорошо,
а летчиком -
лучше,
я бы в летчики пошел,
пусть меня научат.
Наливаю в бак бензин,
завожу пропеллер.
«В небеса, мотор, вези,
чтобы птицы пели».
Бояться не надо
ни дождя,
ни града.
Облетаю тучку,
тучку-летучку.
Белой чайкой паря,
полетел за моря.
Без разговору
облетаю гору.
«Вези, мотор,
чтоб нас довез
до звезд
и до луны,
хотя луна
и масса звезд
совсем отдалены».
Летчику хорошо,
а матросу -
лучше,
я б в матросы пошел,
пусть меня научат.
У меня на шапке лента,
на матроске
якоря.
Я проплавал это лето,
океаны покоря.
Напрасно, волны, скачете -
морской дорожкой
на реях и по мачте,
карабкаюсь кошкой.
Сдавайся, ветер вьюжный,
сдавайся, буря скверная,
открою
полюс
Южный,
а Северный -
наверное.
Книгу переворошив,
намотай себе на ус -
все работы хороши,
выбирай
на вкус!
it’s a translation for the best song ever called “anaconda” which was written by my mother queen of rap nicki minaj. i love my mom so much she is my biggest inspiration and she has my whole heart. please be nice to my translation, cause it was my first time ever and i’m so grateful that my first translation ever was my mother nicki minaj and her song called “anaconda”. it’s a masterpiece and it helped me in hard times. my chemistry teacher once bring me back my bad memories from my childhood and i was angry i kinda hate her tbh😊 i ran out from my chemistry class and i went to the toilet and started to cry. and then, my spotify thought, that it was good to recommend me “anaconda”. when i heard this phrase “boy toy named troy used to live in Detroit’ my life changed. forever in my heart, thank you Nicki Minaj so much. amen🙏🏻
@@sillylittlethoughts, гигант мысли
Bye this isn’t the song I was looking for
reminds me of that one bill nye video where he flipped that huge coin
Nicki Minaj ruins everything
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