Somewhere in the states: "So you're telling me that this 'Prison' is making 40k$ every day by selling trees?" "Yes" "How many Prisoners do they have?" "0" "Are you sure it's not just a way to run a forestry Industry without paying taxes for it?" "Naaaaah, why would they request Money for Prisoner HealthCare if they were- oh"
GOVERNMENTS HATE HIM! See how this man made MILLIONS off of PROMISING A PRISON but making A WEALTHY AND STABLE FORESTRY INDUSTRY with this crazy BUT SIMPLE TRICK!
I love how they're buying the seeds instead of just harvesting them. But then again the trees fully mature within a couple of hours so I guess realism is off the table.
>be spiff >making profit out of a tree farm because they're better than prisoners >be really successfull >one day wake up and start playing >hear someone speaking >ignore it >ffw 1 week >they killed all the workers >it was the thing I heard >now I understand > *the trees were speaking vietnamese*
I've just spent the afternoon doing this for shits and giggles. On day 45, and exporting 181,000 wood per day, with a prison value of 1.3 million. It's like watching an ant farm. Edit: The best way to get trucks to come pick up the logs is to put your export zone beneath the delivery and garbage zones, then extend that export zone all the way to the bottom of the map. That way you've got trucks delivering seeds, then they go all the way to the end of the export zone to be loaded up, all the while you've got empty trucks queuing up to be loaded as well. Once you get a pipeline of workers taking the logs to the export zone, the trucks will line up almost non-stop. Just from goofing around with this for a few days, it seems like expanding a lot and having a huge map full of forresty areas in various stages of growth leads to diminishing returns in terms of profit. A smaller map works almost as well as a huge one, making about the same money per day.
I've found the limit at a certain point is the time it takes to walk all the way from the outskirts to the road. Then once you have 100+ workers the limit is how fast the trucks drive. A few years back when I was playing, I was building a massive 150 inmate expansion to my prison in a single go. The trucks were backed up like gridlock unloading and loading, but they were still slower than my tree farm harvest even with a road packed with trucks.
With prisoners around (I mostly only use this strategy small-scale to build my prison without having to watch my money in early game) the best way to do it is to put exports between delivery and garbage to make sure that exports will always be taken before garbage. Without prisoners, you can just replace garbage with exports and then extend exports from all the way down at the bottom to delivery. if you then make a small delivery zone up at the very top, the export zone will be huge.
One mod for Skyrim that i love to use is "Skyrim Immersive Creatures" by Lifestorock. It just simply adds better AI and more animals into the game. Kind of fun to suddenly run into a stone golem when mining ore.
This is how I used to get started. There's another one you can do as well. Build your basic office stuff and spend most of your money on a huge box of a building. Put in one toilet and all the bunk beds you can afford. Turn on your prisoner intake after a few days so you have a large backlog of min sec. Once you've taken in as many as you can you sell your prison because on paper it is a perfect prison with cap for 200+ inmates. In reality it's a powder keg about to explode but that's not your problem anymore :P Start a new prison with 500k in the bank and plant trees :D
this video is an accurate model of the american prison system but you have to replace the trees with inmates, the seeds with poor people, the workmen with cops, and the trucks with buses
Forestry is actually good for the environment since you’re re planting new trees (where there were no trees previously) and trees absorb more CO2 when growing that fully grown
@@beelal6407 So you're saying that cutting down trees causes then to release carbon, the main thing wood is fucking made out of, back into the atmosphere. Yeah if you burn it or let it rot, but making things out of it instead stops this from happening. Gtfo with your half facts.
There is... technically nothing wrong with that 'exploit'. If anything, it's a boon of the engine that it can simulate commercial orchards in addition to prisons.
"Posh Mudcrabs" Mudcrabs will have a monocle and tophat and look absolutely spiffing. For a bonus try it as a combo with "My pet mudcrab," finally a pet to drink tea with!
Alternate start - live another life (www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/272/), this one allows you to choose from a number of backgrounds and starting locations which do come with their own quest progression (like if you want to start as a member in the fighters guild or own a specific house) or if you want to start as a vampire, bandit, ect, its great for role playing and great for skipping the same old opening
People have the saying that money doesn't grow on trees. They only say this because they don't have a prison that runs a forestry business that basically prints money. Money isn't grown from trees, it's printed from trees.
Ordinator - Perk mod that overhauls the perks in the game Apocalypse - A spell mod that adds new, ridiculous spells Apocalypse-Ordinator Patch - Explanation in the name, required for the two to work together All three of these are by the same man, He is a very good mod author, Enai Siaion, would recommend checking him out Edit - If your willing to use the skyrim nexus, SKY-RE - A complete overhaul mod that adds perks, weapons, armor, etc.
Which, if you think about it, makes absolutely perfect sense. What we have discovered here is that a business is more profitable than incarcerating criminals. And, yeah, that is what you would expect.
In reality, US prisons are businesses, and they are very profitable. They are run like hotels, by the private sector. Except, to keep the rooms full, they buy lobbyists instead of advertising. All the money wasted on prisons, it's one of the more unfortunate products of capitalism. @@celebrim1
Capitalism requires a product, and if it does not have one, it is only rent-seeking behavior leveraging the political power of authorities and public funds which a free market would limit or eschew. I wonder, do you think that prisons only exist in free countries?
Prisons do have a product. The constitution is clear that prisoners can be used as slaves, ergo a prison can leverage its prisoners as dirt cheap laborers.
@Nebuli2: Sure, they can. But, the product would be then what the prisoners produce, not the prison itself. And, the situation you describe where prisoners are kept to perform "hard labor" is now a rare one and is not associated with private prisons or the modern prison system generally. It is in fact more associated with the old state prison systems were wardens were given virtually unlimited authority over the prisoners charged to them. The charge that can be legitimately made against the modern prison system is not that they have lots of prisoners on chain gangs and the like, but rather that they have too many prisoners serving long sentences for non-violent drug possession crimes. And that, again, is not something the libertarian free market would encourage, and which, the current wave of drug legalization is likely to resolve. Now, if you don't support drug decriminalization, then you can blame that on "capitalism" since the drug is a product. But prisons themselves are part of the government centric command economy, since they thrive on regulation and receive their funds through taxation.
I found this channel by sharing Let's Game It Out with my husband and he sent me this one. I just watched all of LGIO, so I needed something to watch between episodes 😂 so I may end up doing the same here 💁♀️
@@TheJackDam oh man, yeah. It's one of my favorites 😂😂 Robbaz does some VR stuff along with some of the classics. I recommend his Fallout series, starting with the Base Building. Absolutely fantastic stuff 😂
There must be a game where you are supposed to run a ferry or shipping company yet can succeed despite owning zero ships. If it exists, please play that.
all those parts where it made fun of what Spiff says… it's either that or the stock images, both are hilarious, I will never regret subscribing o' great tea drinker
This is what I have been thinking watching this. Reminds me of back when the Masterwork mod pack had ways of growing trees, so I'd just start growing massive fields of Steel Oaks, smelt into steel bars, craft steel goods, decorate porcelain goods with steel, decorate with Steel Oak wood, everything to generate sellable goods from these fantastic trees. The Elves never knew those porcelain crafts were covered in steel melted from trees (though they did harass me for my tree slaughter on the map prior to finding out about Steel Oak farming).
*The Legend of the Dragonborn's Armor* At first glance, it's mainly just a pretty lame armor mod that gives you some overpowered Dragonbone armor to steal from the Dragonsreach Castle. But looking further, the mod comes with a special bow...a bow with an enchantment that spawns 9 more arrows for each one you fire. The arrows drop to the ground with no speed, *BUT,* when firing the bow directly in front of an enemy, *ta-da. Shotgun bow.*
You could play Skyrim as a wandering merchant selling nothing but tea and skooma. because the British did opium right so historically accurate?!? WHO CARES!!!
I recommend Helgen reborn it adds: the best house in any mod ever, a unique and interesting quest chain, a great story, an oblivion style arena, multiple NPCs to defend your home and a cool reason to hunt late game enemies. If I am allowed a second I would add 'interesting NPCs' it adds so many great characters with funny and deep dialogue.
It's really magnificent how this guy kept me interested for 20min by simply commenting over trees growing
It's a North Korea prison camp you cut trees down and your a prisoner it's a great for North Korea not for the prisoner
I have no words only SAME
amazing
Yer same XD
I've been thinking the same. Maybe it's his accent? Or it's just the power of trees :)
The foresters are pretty tough guys. They take no prisoners.
_damn_
Take my up vote and leave!
I gotta give it to you, That was pretty good.
Damn it Barb.
*_Leave._*
This is the only Prison Architect gameplay I've seen so far. I'll just assume this is how the game is supposed to be played.
That's not a wrong assumption.
Yep, Forestry Simulator is so underrated.
I want to like this comment but I want the like number to stay at exactly 300
@@margaritakouzi5630
I'll do you a favor and unlike it.
@@margaritakouzi5630 i just liked it and now its on 420
"Is that Prison Architect?"
"Well, yes, but actually, no."
I love how it has been 2 years, you have 1k+ likes but you have no comments until now
I love that spiff has the accent for that meme
why so sad
but yes
Mod: The Staff of Sweetrolls
Explanation: Why wouldn’t you have it?
Why has someone stole your sweetrole.
Somewhere in the states: "So you're telling me that this 'Prison' is making 40k$ every day by selling trees?" "Yes" "How many Prisoners do they have?" "0" "Are you sure it's not just a way to run a forestry Industry without paying taxes for it?" "Naaaaah, why would they request Money for Prisoner HealthCare if they were- oh"
HOwOcaust how is this the first reply out of the 200 people who liked this
@@thenarrator6363 idk man
I’m afraid we shall never know, it will simply be forgotten to the point where people forget its existence
Like Denmark
@@thenarrator6363 same tbh
One more for the replies, many more to come. Maybe.
Have you heard of prison architect? "Ah yes, that one where you start your own tree farm? Great game."
Yes, very great game, although the name doesn't make a lot of sense....
i know right like why would they call it prison architect if you just plant trees
Are the people who make this game sane?
One optimisation I can see would be to put "Deliveries" before "Exports" so that each truck is empty by the time your workers start loading them.
That’s been bugging me the whole video
@@austinfordyt I'm no Prison Architect professional but afaik you can't actually move those two areas. I could be completely and utterly wrong though.
@@EzekiesAcheron you can demolish all 3 zones and re-do them as you like 😎
"I want to turn a prison into a tea plantation."
Amusingly, that's the exact opposite of the real life history of tea plantations.
Fuggin ded
Anthony Ridgway Isn't 'prison labor' a thing in this game?
@@kanimesuzuka5451 it is, and it's probably the fastest way to get money (assuming you want a real prison and not a tea plantation)
My dude went from Prison architect to Lumber Simulator 2019.
Mod: All Trees are Hands
Explanation: Do I really need to explain this one?
And tf2 engineer mudcrabs for full immersion
Yes, just one part. WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS
GIV MEH THEM TOES
Is this skywom
Sane ppl: How is working in prison going? got any troublesome prisoners?
Me: Prisoners???
**long drag on cigar**
**texan accent**
My only prisoners are nature’s prisoners
Me:
I don't have prisoners I have trees.
Sane people:
Isn't this PRISON architect your suppose to have prisoners!
Me: nah
"Perfectly balanced"
So Justin. How is it being a youtube comment legend and all?
Stop
Like all things should be
“As all things should be”
7/10 I forget. Are you new to Spiffing Brit? Genuinely asking because I don't remember you commenting on one of his videos before.
"Money doesn't grow on trees"
Spiffing - "That's where you're wrong, kiddo."
Money doesn’t grow on trees. Money IS trees.
You see money doesn’t grow on trees, the trees are walking money
No trees fly away for you and your money
ii .sauce Bark grows on trees. Bark make papers. (Specifically US) what is money made out of? That’s right kids
Nationalist Canuck money is made of special paper ;)
GOVERNMENTS HATE HIM!
See how this man made MILLIONS
off of PROMISING A PRISON
but making A WEALTHY AND STABLE FORESTRY INDUSTRY
with this crazy BUT SIMPLE TRICK!
Your UA-cam "face" though, it says it all
Spiffing Brit DESTROYS prison architect with FACTS and LOGIC (or lack thereof)
rn its 666 likes im not sure i want to like it or not
Its Free real estate
Great I read this and immediately thought of Sheogorath from oblivion saying "TREES FOR EVERYONE!"
I love how they're buying the seeds instead of just harvesting them. But then again the trees fully mature within a couple of hours so I guess realism is off the table.
I'm not well read in arbory. But tree farms for wood are very young trees. Tree seedlings are probably from older trees.
Spiff for president, will solve the economy
By deforestation of neighbouring Canada with gulags?
As a Canadian, I am perfectly fine with that
@@sydneylord ditto
We tried this with Trump, working out splendidly thus far.... (Sarcasm)
Sir this is a school stop selling hamburgers
Wages are low. Workers are working 24/7 :D i would call it a prison.
The soviet gulag now featuring capitalism and 100% less death by radiation.
underrated comment
_”I want to turn a prison into a tea plantation”_
-Spiff
Did Spiff make Australia?
Prisoner: why is the prison full of trees?
Brit: Money...
Prisoner: Oh.
RULE BRITANIA
Why have no for profit prisons figured this successful business model out yet, it seems amazingly successful with very few drawbacks.
Don't be ridiculous there are no prisoners in this prison.
Prisoners? Zero.
Sanity? Zero.
Fire Hazard? Zero.
Hotel? Trivago.
AnimeAddict thanks, it’s kind of a mix between trivago and calories zero.
Them workers look like prisoners to me
I made it hotel 101 nobody change it
Treevago not trivago
It wasn't funny back then, it isn't funny now.
Plus you're literally promoting a big company as a meme.
When playing Prison Architect accidentally turns into beta Stardew Valley
>be spiff
>making profit out of a tree farm because they're better than prisoners
>be really successfull
>one day wake up and start playing
>hear someone speaking
>ignore it
>ffw 1 week
>they killed all the workers
>it was the thing I heard
>now I understand
> *the trees were speaking vietnamese*
I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees because the trees only speak Vietnamese.
and the workers dieing words were:"curse you,you girthy long bois"
"vietnam flashbacks Intensifies"
*Fortunate Son*
I speak for the trees, the trees say genocide is the solution
"Trees can walk"
*Lord of the Rings has entered the chat*
*MAC BETH HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*
And people say money doesn't grow on trees
Noggin Clontith money is trees
Well if you think about it, a lot of money is now paper money.
there is a reason that the word "idiot" comes from the word "idiom"
@@makk191 yeesh, hitler's comment makes mine sound a lot nastier than it was intended, stupid hitler, always ruining things for everybody.
The true prisoners are the workers, the warden,the groundskeeper and the accountant.
Fightclub haiku
Truly, they are trapped, in the prison, of capitalism...
...and the warden just got fired. 5:33
@@Ayelis Until he gets thrown back in at 12:29. Just couldn't stay off the streets.
*When UA-cam recommendations actually work for once*
this so much
Agreed just found this myself
seriously. had no idea who this was.... gotta say it. thanks youtube
💩💩💩💩
TheFoot YES
I've just spent the afternoon doing this for shits and giggles. On day 45, and exporting 181,000 wood per day, with a prison value of 1.3 million. It's like watching an ant farm.
Edit: The best way to get trucks to come pick up the logs is to put your export zone beneath the delivery and garbage zones, then extend that export zone all the way to the bottom of the map. That way you've got trucks delivering seeds, then they go all the way to the end of the export zone to be loaded up, all the while you've got empty trucks queuing up to be loaded as well. Once you get a pipeline of workers taking the logs to the export zone, the trucks will line up almost non-stop.
Just from goofing around with this for a few days, it seems like expanding a lot and having a huge map full of forresty areas in various stages of growth leads to diminishing returns in terms of profit. A smaller map works almost as well as a huge one, making about the same money per day.
I've found the limit at a certain point is the time it takes to walk all the way from the outskirts to the road. Then once you have 100+ workers the limit is how fast the trucks drive. A few years back when I was playing, I was building a massive 150 inmate expansion to my prison in a single go. The trucks were backed up like gridlock unloading and loading, but they were still slower than my tree farm harvest even with a road packed with trucks.
With prisoners around (I mostly only use this strategy small-scale to build my prison without having to watch my money in early game) the best way to do it is to put exports between delivery and garbage to make sure that exports will always be taken before garbage. Without prisoners, you can just replace garbage with exports and then extend exports from all the way down at the bottom to delivery. if you then make a small delivery zone up at the very top, the export zone will be huge.
One mod for Skyrim that i love to use is "Skyrim Immersive Creatures" by Lifestorock. It just simply adds better AI and more animals into the game. Kind of fun to suddenly run into a stone golem when mining ore.
This is how I used to get started.
There's another one you can do as well.
Build your basic office stuff and spend most of your money on a huge box of a building. Put in one toilet and all the bunk beds you can afford. Turn on your prisoner intake after a few days so you have a large backlog of min sec. Once you've taken in as many as you can you sell your prison because on paper it is a perfect prison with cap for 200+ inmates. In reality it's a powder keg about to explode but that's not your problem anymore :P
Start a new prison with 500k in the bank and plant trees :D
Which is otherwise known as the school of "Screw you, Got mine!"
Also, no refunds. >:3
You're a genius. An evil genius nonetheless
I've never even heard of this game before but this comment makes me want to buy it
You should, it's fantastic. These "bugs" don't hurt the game, if anything it improves it.
@victor bruun as true and valid as your statements may be, not really in the spirit of what we are going for here.
Smile!
I don't enjoy Prison Architect but I do enjoy Forestry Architect.
"Trees are walking money"
The Spiffing Brit 2019
Also
"I want to turn a Prison into A Tea Plantation"
I will quote you on that
Spiff: I can exploit a prison simulator to make an inordinate profit.
Prison Industry: Hold my beer.
lol that’s a beautiful comment
this video is an accurate model of the american prison system but you have to replace the trees with inmates, the seeds with poor people, the workmen with cops, and the trucks with buses
@Arrow Head AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm guessing you don't know about private prisons.
@Arrow Head 500k fine for quotas not met. It's profitable in most states.
F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
But seriously, how are those related? Private prisons and George Orwell’s bestseller?
an american prison: Let's expand north
Breaking news a tree chopping company/charity invaded Canada
Vít Veltrubský A bro team crossover?
Money doesn't grow on trees.
No.
Money IS TREES
You can't grow trees without money?!
Government: We want you to build a prison.
Spiff:*Builds a massive tree farm*
This girthy long boi of a youtube algorithm just worked
I'm sorry sir, but this is too real.
Forestry is actually good for the environment since you’re re planting new trees (where there were no trees previously) and trees absorb more CO2 when growing that fully grown
You are aware that you cut down a tree it releases all the co2 emmisions it has absorbed
@@beelal6407 So you're saying that cutting down trees causes then to release carbon, the main thing wood is fucking made out of, back into the atmosphere. Yeah if you burn it or let it rot, but making things out of it instead stops this from happening. Gtfo with your half facts.
totally negates the entire co2 to grow and produce oxygen as a by product the tree has been doing for the last 10 years :p
A game achieved true greatness when you can use the economy system to do something the game wasn't meant for.
I make a big forestry at every single prision eventually, really the better way to gain money.
people think daddy long legs are one creature, but each leg is actually a girthy long boy enslaved by the head
Use CBBE as a skyrim mod, it replaces the character models with . . . other ones
As long as it looks utterly riduclous otherwise no point.
XD the mod we need
Just type in sexy body slide preset into nexus and click on the first one, I guarantee it will be ridiculous
UUNP is far better
Another couple mods which are pretty good are the SkyUI, which you can use to hide the HUD. Deadly Spell Impacts is another good one.
There is... technically nothing wrong with that 'exploit'. If anything, it's a boon of the engine that it can simulate commercial orchards in addition to prisons.
Indeed, it paves the way for expansion via updates or DLC. Truely a mastermind was behind this.
Well besides the fact that trees can’t grow in a day that is
The bigger problem is the rate of tree growth.
@@ПётрБ-с2ц I think that is because of how many sprinklers he bought.
@@vcool122 that makes no sense...
R u okay Spiff?
He’s just worried about the tax fraud. He did make a lovely prison into an indus-tree-al center.
Nah he's fine.
@@natp8888 You sir deserve a oscar for that pun.
He would've been okay if the tree plantation was a tea plantation. Earl motherfucking grey as far as the eye can see hallelujah!
He should have turned on wild growth and did nothing for 3 days ingame. Bam. Tree infestation. No need for expensive seeds right away.
The other way to do this is turn on Wild Growth and watch your trees GROWING BY THEMSELVES.
THAT IS NO PRISON
TO THE GULAG!
Kasier Mapping It is a tree prison
It is just iron hotel
All the inmates here have committed treeson
Was expecting "Girthy long boi."
Was disappointed.
@@floppydisksareop hemmph! Lol
if you want to play a game in a way it wasnt supposed to play an ea game without buying in game purchases
"Posh Mudcrabs"
Mudcrabs will have a monocle and tophat and look absolutely spiffing.
For a bonus try it as a combo with "My pet mudcrab," finally a pet to drink tea with!
It's a tree prison... for trees on death row.
They were sentenced before they were born
I believe you mean on deaths grow
@@Coolo_1000 Of course. I can't believe I was that pine-less, I must spruce myself up so that on future acacia-ons I am not so afraid of the spruce.
@@pixelgms2559 out, now
You can just imagine that this is taking place in the "Happening" universe and all those trees are convicted murderers.
Alternate start - live another life (www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/272/), this one allows you to choose from a number of backgrounds and starting locations which do come with their own quest progression (like if you want to start as a member in the fighters guild or own a specific house) or if you want to start as a vampire, bandit, ect, its great for role playing and great for skipping the same old opening
Im pretty sure there was a better alternative start mod (with more options, custom quests) but i cant remember what its called
uh
@Chunklet Skyrim Unbound?
MACHO MAN DRAGONS!!!
It transforms the dragons into Randy savage
You made a prison design game into a capitalist dream logging game.
That's great but still not enough tea.
People have the saying that money doesn't grow on trees. They only say this because they don't have a prison that runs a forestry business that basically prints money. Money isn't grown from trees, it's printed from trees.
where can I download the drivers for these tree printers
Ordinator - Perk mod that overhauls the perks in the game
Apocalypse - A spell mod that adds new, ridiculous spells
Apocalypse-Ordinator Patch - Explanation in the name, required for the two to work together
All three of these are by the same man, He is a very good mod author, Enai Siaion, would recommend checking him out
Edit - If your willing to use the skyrim nexus, SKY-RE - A complete overhaul mod that adds perks, weapons, armor, etc.
this is a prison architect video
@@brownspottedcat 11:12 - 11:45
@@shuffonix ah, i'm dumbass
Paradox bought Prison Architect?
*inb4 grand strategy prison management game*
Wait that sounds amazing. Fire up the Gulags lads!
@@GothaBillsAndDeath Conquer them in Crusader Kings, get free -slave- prison labour
The Gulag has declared a holy war for Alcatraz
Assasinating gang leaders, taking concubines, building an army... Trade.
What could go wrong?
inb4 unplayable late game lag
As a Dave who does not drink tea, I feel personally attacked.
Im allergic to water so I cant have tea or cofee.
well Dave, give it a try. Theres a lot of types of T.E.A. out there, I enjoy a nice minty one.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I dont drink either i only devour Mountain Dew like a goblin
Mod: Heart attack
Explanation: Gives your character a heart attack
The most profitable prison in the country. Does not have a single prisoner in it.
Which, if you think about it, makes absolutely perfect sense.
What we have discovered here is that a business is more profitable than incarcerating criminals.
And, yeah, that is what you would expect.
In reality, US prisons are businesses, and they are very profitable. They are run like hotels, by the private sector. Except, to keep the rooms full, they buy lobbyists instead of advertising. All the money wasted on prisons, it's one of the more unfortunate products of capitalism. @@celebrim1
Capitalism requires a product, and if it does not have one, it is only rent-seeking behavior leveraging the political power of authorities and public funds which a free market would limit or eschew.
I wonder, do you think that prisons only exist in free countries?
Prisons do have a product. The constitution is clear that prisoners can be used as slaves, ergo a prison can leverage its prisoners as dirt cheap laborers.
@Nebuli2: Sure, they can. But, the product would be then what the prisoners produce, not the prison itself. And, the situation you describe where prisoners are kept to perform "hard labor" is now a rare one and is not associated with private prisons or the modern prison system generally. It is in fact more associated with the old state prison systems were wardens were given virtually unlimited authority over the prisoners charged to them. The charge that can be legitimately made against the modern prison system is not that they have lots of prisoners on chain gangs and the like, but rather that they have too many prisoners serving long sentences for non-violent drug possession crimes. And that, again, is not something the libertarian free market would encourage, and which, the current wave of drug legalization is likely to resolve. Now, if you don't support drug decriminalization, then you can blame that on "capitalism" since the drug is a product. But prisons themselves are part of the government centric command economy, since they thrive on regulation and receive their funds through taxation.
Yay, I want to see how far this can go
He told me to comment the word "Yay", so...
*the word yay*
r/madlads
YAY!!
"Hey, you wanna see my girthy long boi?"
"Sure."
"Ok." *Pulls out tree from behind him.*
"Wow! That's amazing!
When spiff posts a new video I get a girthy long boi.
Am I doing it right?
maybe not wiggin
wow so how many treess is that?
@@lexconant609 like at least 4
if you put the export section after the delivery section, the truck ends up full
I found this channel by sharing Let's Game It Out with my husband and he sent me this one. I just watched all of LGIO, so I needed something to watch between episodes 😂 so I may end up doing the same here 💁♀️
I also watch lets game it out and this channel got recommended to me recently have been binging ever since
@@TheJackDam it's just so good. I also love Robbaz! He's hilarious, but definitely not for kid's ears 😂
@@HannahMattox Will give it a try.
I love lets game it out's series on Hydroneer it is very entertaining to see him exploit the game
@@TheJackDam oh man, yeah. It's one of my favorites 😂😂 Robbaz does some VR stuff along with some of the classics. I recommend his Fallout series, starting with the Base Building. Absolutely fantastic stuff 😂
@@HannahMattox Well great talking to you you can also graystillplays I liked his old videos
Them: Money doesn’t grow on trees
Spiffing: Hold my tree sap
PUT DELIVERY BEFORE EXPORT...the empty wasted space is killing me!
So you turned a prison simulator into a logging simulator.
Can you logout tho?
Logging = woodcuttery
So is this what max woodcutting level looks like? :o
Hyperblast yes, though you won't have a cape to show for it :/ - but hey, Money!
The moment he jumped the shark from grand strategy lore vids to becoming the boogyman of game developers everywhere.
"Money doesn't grow on trees."
Wanna bet?
What is money made of
money doesnt grow on trees, it IS the trees
@@adamdobry5517 did you really think money was made of wood
@@afaxmachine5045 it is
@@adamdobry5517 Money is made from plastic, or linen and wood pulp
At first thought you were gonna make it all a forestry run by prisoners
From an American stand point this is a million dollar "front".
I love how he always calls out "Dave" for drinking coffee. Actually speaking directly to me!
Mod: Bear Musician Eng
Don't you want a summonable bear to play music for you?
*misirlou playing in the distance*
I spent 21 minutes drinking green tea and watching a logging simulator.... TIME WELL SPENT!!!
Mod: Trainwiz
Reason: It’s basically a reskin of dragons to be Thomas the Tank Engine
truly the pinnacle of skyrim modding
It really is a beautiful thing
Kenny loggins mod is better
Dragons=fighter jets
Combat music=danger zone
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
"...$35,000 a day, can you say you've got a prison to do that on day five?..." Only if the prison is in America. Wowie am I late to this...
I recommend CaN, Crimes against Nature, for Skyrim. Adds a bunch of races. Such as Sanic, That cat in a box one, and much more!
Don't forget the pastel horses lol
sounds memey
All we need now is a forestry management sim and turn it into a prison
Spiff you should try runing the prison like a concentration camp
Then he would have to run from UA-cam as if it was a concentration camp...
Gulag is the magic word
That’s a bit fucked isn’t?
There must be a game where you are supposed to run a ferry or shipping company yet can succeed despite owning zero ships. If it exists, please play that.
Prison Architect: Let's Build a Lumber Yard
Money doesn't *grow* on trees. Money *is* trees.
20:09
~It is beautifull...
~it is monstrous...
~IT IS OURS ☭☭☭ *CRIES IN SOVIET*
you can increase system efficiency by placing the exports room south of the deliveries room
and they say money doesn't grow on trees...
Because trees themself are money
Trees don't grow on trees
@@NoNameAtAll2 Trees do grow on trees, it's called reproduction
You solved the problem of the fundamental immorality of profiting from imprisoning criminals:
Grow trees for profit instead.
Give the prisoners pay and several acres to grow and cut trees = Profit. Make them pay rent if they want to live in an apartment in the middle.
"I don't care about what it's supposed to do, I care about what it CAN do!"
~Spiffing Valefisk. Maybe.
all those parts where it made fun of what Spiff says… it's either that or the stock images, both are hilarious, I will never regret subscribing o' great tea drinker
Tea plantations sound fun and all but why not just jump straight to growing poppy and making some opium?
because China will declare war against you
bcs its ilegal
Kim Thing damn you beat me to it!
@@sketchyirishman8975 yes
Playing the game completely different then it was intended too... Genius :)
Did you just accidentally dwarf fortress?
This is what I have been thinking watching this. Reminds me of back when the Masterwork mod pack had ways of growing trees, so I'd just start growing massive fields of Steel Oaks, smelt into steel bars, craft steel goods, decorate porcelain goods with steel, decorate with Steel Oak wood, everything to generate sellable goods from these fantastic trees. The Elves never knew those porcelain crafts were covered in steel melted from trees (though they did harass me for my tree slaughter on the map prior to finding out about Steel Oak farming).
@@GalynddraBlacktree Well, Masterwork was updated earlier this year. The original creator is back.
This is similar to Gnomoria as well. It is an economy based game with mining, trading, defending against creatures and goblin hordes. It is quite fun!
@@flamingtp4947 A masterwork for DF. I don't have the hearth to play it again right now, but eventually I'd like to get back to it.
I love when it rains and all thosegirthy long boi’s crawl over the road
Mod: Sonic
Reason: Who doesn’t want to be sonic the hedgehog?
Sanic the gragon born
*The Legend of the Dragonborn's Armor*
At first glance, it's mainly just a pretty lame armor mod that gives you some overpowered Dragonbone armor to steal from the Dragonsreach Castle. But looking further, the mod comes with a special bow...a bow with an enchantment that spawns 9 more arrows for each one you fire. The arrows drop to the ground with no speed, *BUT,* when firing the bow directly in front of an enemy,
*ta-da. Shotgun bow.*
Shotbow?
@@themasteronhigh1665 Yeet
@@themasteronhigh1665 it was a teleporting accident
You could play Skyrim as a wandering merchant selling nothing but tea and skooma. because the British did opium right so historically accurate?!? WHO CARES!!!
Then kill anyone who doesn’t buy your skooma to be even more historically accurate
you have managed to turn Prison Architect into a Cookie Clicker game
Mod: Dwarfen (Dwemer) Motorcycle
Do i really need to say more?
I recommend Helgen reborn it adds: the best house in any mod ever, a unique and interesting quest chain, a great story, an oblivion style arena, multiple NPCs to defend your home and a cool reason to hunt late game enemies.
If I am allowed a second I would add 'interesting NPCs' it adds so many great characters with funny and deep dialogue.
I need that, thank you.
Best outta place comment
Arden out of place?
Arden Someone didn’t watch the video.
It seems money does grow on trees
money is trees, haha
Congrats Spiff, you've turned a game about prisons into a logging tycoon. Absolutely brilliant