He: “so you're from here?“ Me: "no, i'm from germany, you?“ He:" no, i'm not from here actually, i'm from germany" Me: "haha nice... Wait what?... Which federal state? 👀"
Me being having a British dad and an Australian mother. Me: “ain’t I just straight up British then, science the British colony was the ones that took over Australia?” I hate how much people make fun of British people right in front of me like You want to die!!!!! My own teacher did it once!! I got suspended for screening at him and punching him in the face😂
@Naimestinkt I have a balkan / Austrian / German mixed accent while speaking English every time after talking in English I wanna cry myself to sleep :D
@@Shady_Shadow worth it, if people make fun of you to your face, I,D SAY. It’s okay. Lots of people would disagree, because “violence isn’t the answer” but like, child, I come from a ghetto ass area- if you don’t fight back you’re gonna get jumped.
I was scrolling through the comments when I saw yours he actually said *the American education system " as I was reading it...... I swear things like this Jeep happening I think I'm physcic
Both are different. 7 mins in heaven is done in a group and usually involves spinning a bottle or picking names out of a hat to choose who goes in then letting said people have at if for 7 mins. The kissing closet is a set small space where people can freely go in if they’re... ahem... how you say... in the mood. I’ve done... research... trust me.
as a Brazilian when he started talking about American education: "OH YES SIR, in Brazil we think our education is bad, but actually it's good, but the American.... JSNEJSNSI BOY, THAT SHIT IS BROKEN"
Me: here in Australia were we have like 13 different bells in my school for different things and almost every single one is played everyday. Also me: not having my lunch time bell being the happy song.
I'm American, and I have to agree that American education sucks, especially online school, but all my ancestors are Irish, so I just consider myself Irish.
*THE* kissing closet; stocked full of breath mints and nothing else because we’re keeping it PG update: i’ve been told lip balm has also been found in the kissing closet
Him: "In Germany I'm a C+ student but in America I'm an A+ student (...) kinda lost my respect for American education" Me: *is British and is getting Cs-Bs in the UK* Completely agree with ya there mate, from what I've heard it sounds pretty easy but my dumbass would probably get similar results-
Jesus Christ, I don't even have guts to say hie to my crush and here we are sitting in the closet with him... Reality be like: 👁️👄👁️ Audio be like: 👁️👅👁️
I got mc Donald’s ice cream once for the first time in 16 years, I never tasted something so Delicious my life, I wasn’t expecting it to taste so good, no wonder the machine is always broken
It can get a little weird, it can get a little wild, I’m not from around here I’m from another dimension~ it can get a little weird, gonna have a 𝐺𝑂𝑂𝐷 𝑇𝐼𝑀𝐸 I ain’t from around here I’m from another WOHOOOO YAAAHH, I’m talking rainbows, I’m talking muffins, ba ba, bababa ba ba WOOOOOOO it can get a little weird, it can get a little wild, i ain’t from around here, im from another 𝐷𝐼𝑀𝐸𝑁𝑆𝐼𝑂𝑂𝑂𝑂𝑁𝑁𝑁
Him: "You could either walk out or do to me whatever you want. PG though." Me, because the dark gives me confidence: "Which one would make you regret offering me a choice?" 😎💋
as a straight dude just reading through these comments, her walking out would definitely make me regret offering the choice. I'd be all like... no, wait, please come back... :'(
Him: "Im gonna make this easy for you, im gonna close my eyes and you could either walk out the closet, or you could to me whatever you want." Me: "How about I sit here and have a mini panic attack?"
Noah: *comparing German and American colleges* Me from England: oh yes.. Oh definitely.... that is such a huge difference... 💁🏻♀️😂 *can I just say thank you so much for 93 likes😳🥺🤧 I’ve never had so many. It was the best thing to wake up to this morning.❤️
@@keybutdumb it's not just his voice. He has an amazing personality. Just watching his videos give me that positive energy. His laugh, jokes, kindness, sweetness, those are the reasons why i love and support him. His voice is attractive but there's something more about him that is more attractive than anything else.
First of all I'm absolutely in Love with your giggles. You probably have a killer smile. Would you be willing to do more bilingual? Second, Thank you for taking your time to make such epic role plays!
“Silence of the lambs cameras” So this I love mm mmm mm mmm so this is what make life divine~ I don’t know who gave you hope for the American school system but uh... they really set you up for a big surprise I’d like to draw attention to the “[hashtag] democracy” in the description-
*Noah being a European in a nutshell* : roasting Americans’ education system
A european insider haha
@@nydra8119 he is an International super spy
As an American.. that's fair
@@_anxrchist_
Was this a reference to Pablo from the backyardigans
@@Celeste-o8c exactly
i don’t have a favorite type of asm-
“trapped in a __”
🏃🏽♀️
LMAAAAOOOO
Pretty much😭
you get me
SAME SAME SAAAMMMEEE
LMAO
im a sucker for “trapped in a __”. it’s like an airborne disease
I guess you can say...youre...TRAPPED
@@shrimpleslushy9663 HA *knee slap * HA
Same😏✋
@@shrimpleslushy9663 * ba dum tsss *
Same 😂✨🌚
" let's stay in here forever "
my stomach : 🦋🎢💫🎡🤹🔁🎛️🎚️
Same here 😂
I can hear the robot noises through the screen
*MY InsIdes TingLe-*
Well uh- your heart’s definitely going places
ME
him: "laughs"
me: "weddings on Saturday right?🤨🤫"
LMAO can I be your flower girl 😏✋💐
@@lily.82 ILL BE THE PREIST
🧍🏾♀️
I’ll crash the wedding 🤪😜
I OBJECT. HES MINE TEEHEE
Can i be the lesbian aunt that's in every wedding
He: “so you're from here?“
Me: "no, i'm from germany, you?“
He:" no, i'm not from here actually, i'm from germany"
Me: "haha nice... Wait what?... Which federal state? 👀"
@Naimestinkt same xD
Me being having a British dad and an Australian mother.
Me: “ain’t I just straight up British then, science the British colony was the ones that took over Australia?”
I hate how much people make fun of British people right in front of me like
You want to die!!!!!
My own teacher did it once!! I got suspended for screening at him and punching him in the face😂
@Naimestinkt I have a balkan / Austrian / German mixed accent while speaking English every time after talking in English I wanna cry myself to sleep :D
@@Shady_Shadow worth it, if people make fun of you to your face, I,D SAY. It’s okay. Lots of people would disagree, because “violence isn’t the answer” but like, child, I come from a ghetto ass area- if you don’t fight back you’re gonna get jumped.
me from Norway: 👁👄👁
💧
Noah: *negs the American education system*
Me: Is it dark in here cuz it's a closet or is it all that shade
I was scrolling through the comments when I saw yours he actually said *the American education system " as I was reading it...... I swear things like this Jeep happening I think I'm physcic
Nah it's all that shadeee
uf that was good
Noah: " all right please feedback"
me: " YOUR VOICE IS LIKE SUPER HOT LIKE INCREDDIBLY HOT- oh and your funny "
this.
@@wewe-jd3km is.
@@HisuiKobayashi a
@@lunabangtan7 100%
@@boo4639 I was going for ‘mood’ but that works too, lmao.
/nm /pos
I clicked faster than Noya can say "SHOYOOOO"
Bakugou? What’re you doing here?
Bakubae...are u cheating on me 🥲😢🤧
@@ih8mys3ifbutimprety34 yes with me luv xx
katsuki i'm telling your mom-
@Mina Ashido Mina what are you and bakugou doing here
wait do people call it the kissing closet?
cause i always heard it being called “7 minutes in heaven” 🤔
FR LIKE SAME
@Anime and Tiktok lol for who??
@Anime and Tiktok for who? It's an internationally known game. No one has a copy right on it. It's called fair use. Duh.
Both are different. 7 mins in heaven is done in a group and usually involves spinning a bottle or picking names out of a hat to choose who goes in then letting said people have at if for 7 mins. The kissing closet is a set small space where people can freely go in if they’re... ahem... how you say... in the mood.
I’ve done... research... trust me.
same lol
Noah's voice is deeper than the ocean.... Wow.......... 👁️👄👁️
What if this was Corpse’ secret account and he does it for alter ego 🤨
@@ch1ld1sh_cha0s2 omg I thought I was the only one who thought he sounded like corpse
Is this just for me or his voice on this audio sounds especially ✨deep and soothing✨?
YES
I had tingles all over my upper body and my organs this man built different🖐💀
as a Brazilian when he started talking about American education:
"OH YES SIR, in Brazil we think our education is bad, but actually it's good, but the American.... JSNEJSNSI BOY, THAT SHIT IS BROKEN"
KKKKKKKKKKKK
KKKJKKKKKKKKK assim
KKKKKKKKKK SEM TIRAR NEM POR
Me: here in Australia were we have like 13 different bells in my school for different things and almost every single one is played everyday.
Also me: not having my lunch time bell being the happy song.
KAJSJAHVAHAJSNS EU TAMBÉM SOU BRASILEIRA Q ODIO JAHSHSHAJJDJF
Me : is french
Him : is German
Him : American education is sucks
Me: Yeah agree 😂😂
SAMEEE WHEN HE SAID AMERICAN EDUCATION SUCKS AND HE AAID IM SORRY I SAID MRRRR IM FRENCH LMAOO
MDRR JE SUIS PAS DONC PAS LA SEULE FRANÇAISE À ÉCOUTER NOAH 🙏😭
I'm American, and I have to agree that American education sucks, especially online school, but all my ancestors are Irish, so I just consider myself Irish.
🇨🇵If u saw me, no u don't🇨🇵
French squad tmtc
I'm british but I moved to America and to be honest I think American education sucks💀
*THE* kissing closet; stocked full of breath mints and nothing else because we’re keeping it PG
update: i’ve been told lip balm has also been found in the kissing closet
He almost went there. Dayam...
.......Almost 😏☺️
😳😳
only mints? 😂
@@lovelyjuliexo What else would be in there that’s family friendly?? 😅
Noah: no no, we don't do that in Germany... we just ... sip wine
ME (german): suuuuuuuuure 🙄
I know. I just scared the ever loving crap outta my pugs laughing so hard.
@@caterinamarie7 lol yeaah only wine definitely no beer or kahlúa
@@lovelyjuliexo I don't know...khalúa and cream with a splash of vodka is quite lovely too...
@@caterinamarie7 thanks cat, now i want that drink...
@@lovelyjuliexo I've done my job then....its Friday...indulge. tomorrow ima throw it down cuz water fast will be done!!!
Him: "In Germany I'm a C+ student but in America I'm an A+ student (...) kinda lost my respect for American education"
Me: *is British and is getting Cs-Bs in the UK* Completely agree with ya there mate, from what I've heard it sounds pretty easy but my dumbass would probably get similar results-
🤡 I don’t think I’d be able to handle Germany lol I’m a b-c student in America
America: B student
UK: A-C student
My grain of salt is person sized 😅
What kind of education in the Uk are you doing- we don’t get marked like that we only get that in GCSE’s and exams like that...
@@oop-itschelsea1895 I used the terms B and C because I doubt the rest of the world would understand if I used 5s, 6s and 7s as we do lmao
@@skittles1090 bless 😂🤭
BRUH JUST HIS VOICE ALONE- //// 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
IKRRRR
*Him talking about being German and Germany in generell
Me (German) acting like I have no idea:😀oh really?
LITERALLY SAME HELP
Yall just gotta keep pretending for the vibes
BRO SAME
Dude same
SAMEEEEEE LOL
Jesus Christ, I don't even have guts to say hie to my crush and here we are sitting in the closet with him...
Reality be like: 👁️👄👁️
Audio be like: 👁️👅👁️
👀
Why did 👁👅👁 send me 😭😭😭😭😭
@@caterinamarie7hi bestie
@@halledelince7534 hiya! 😁
No but fr-
"No views"
"50 likes"
This is how the world loves Noah
Seems accurate ❤❤
Plot twists: the viewers were ghosts
“i don’t really like asm..”
*me during quarantine*: soo about that-
*locks door, takes out screwdriver and takes off doorknob*
Me: Oh no....we are stuck in here...
oopp awww looks like we have to kiss noah some more untill it's not stuck
😂😂🤣
Oh nooooo how HoRrIbLe 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
@@r4yrayx0x0 YEAH TOTALLY didn't WANT THIS
@@alissathesimp YEA TOTALLY HEHEH
Us Americans agree with you, everything in American is broken like a McDonald's ice cream machine.
Not the insulting McDonalds💀💀💀🤣🤣😂
The ice machines are made to be broken so the company that makes them can charge the McDonalds franchise owner to fix it. So American.
I got mc Donald’s ice cream once for the first time in 16 years, I never tasted something so Delicious my life, I wasn’t expecting it to taste so good, no wonder the machine is always broken
I think the people who disliked should take a Corona test guess they lost their taste ngl
I LOVE UR PFP LMFAOO
YESSSSS LIVING FOR THE PFP
@Ministry of Phantom The fact that you don't even have a pfp makes it even funnier
i love this comment so much lmao
Him talking about school: "It's ridiculously easy here"
Me who's struggling in and American school: Mhm yup, SUUUUPER easy... 😅
rittt same over here
thats gotta be really sad for you..
His laugh just lowered my stress levels!!!
When he said "are you from around here?" I said "I AM FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION"
Is that Star vs the Forces of Evil?
Literally tho QnQ
It can get a little weird, it can get a little wild, I’m not from around here I’m from another dimension~ it can get a little weird, gonna have a 𝐺𝑂𝑂𝐷 𝑇𝐼𝑀𝐸 I ain’t from around here I’m from another WOHOOOO YAAAHH, I’m talking rainbows, I’m talking muffins, ba ba, bababa ba ba WOOOOOOO it can get a little weird, it can get a little wild, i ain’t from around here, im from another 𝐷𝐼𝑀𝐸𝑁𝑆𝐼𝑂𝑂𝑂𝑂𝑁𝑁𝑁
I am LiTeraLLY shaking. The power his voice holds T_T
9:15 not me thinking noah meant he was gonna bench press a tear out of his eye 😂
Such a deep voice today...mood 😃
right 😳
"You can do whatever you want to me" 😳
"PG of course"
DAMMIT 😂
(Me a British gal): yeah I’m TOTALLY American.
bri ish
Me half Indian:" Uh- uhm Hola? Aw wait crap that's Spanish ;-;"
"...one of those Silence of the Lambs cameras."
Not the kind of reference you want to hear when you're trapped in a dark closet with a stranger. 😳
Please his laugh is so precious and adorable🥺
Noah referencing films and just talk ing about films in general makes me so happy!
WE NEED A PART 2 THIS IS SO GOOD
Me laying in bed sad and depressed.
Youtude- Noah posted-
✨She’s a runner she’s a trackStar✨
LMAO
😂😂🤣🤣
i’m german and when he said “i’m german” i was like: WhAt DiD hE sAy?!?!?!
That little laugh after every sentence 🤌🤌
This is just what I needed today
i see you here everytime gurl
@@sora.darling08 again...its kinda my job. 😁😁
@Lady Tea Fox 🤪😜
Noah. Your voice always sounds like warm cuddles.
THE VOICEEEE
Your name 😭😭
Noah: trapped in the closet with your secret crush
Me: bold of you to assume my crush is secret.
Yes, yes they would pay for cameras to get the scoop.
👀
@@xPinkP they totally would don't be foolin gurl
What really
Not me wanting to hear how Noah sounds when his accent comes out when he is tired 👀
YES that was all I could think abt
"I am from Germany"
Ehre
👀
Attack on Titan reference? Idk sounds like the way they say Eren in the sub lol
@@kitcatandsqueak no its not. You could probably translate it as "respect"
bruder 😭😂
@@julie_charlotte7058 oh ok, thanks
Him: "You could either walk out or do to me whatever you want. PG though."
Me, because the dark gives me confidence: "Which one would make you regret offering me a choice?" 😎💋
Oh damn😳👏
as a straight dude just reading through these comments, her walking out would definitely make me regret offering the choice. I'd be all like... no, wait, please come back... :'(
Him: "Im gonna make this easy for you, im gonna close my eyes and you could either walk out the closet, or you could to me whatever you want."
Me: "How about I sit here and have a mini panic attack?"
Joke's on you, Im shootin my shot yall wish me luck ✌
I clicked faster than all might can say "I AM HERE"
I could listen to this man talk about nonsense for hours on end..such a naturally soothing voice...
I love it here
Noah: *comparing German and American colleges*
Me from England: oh yes.. Oh definitely.... that is such a huge difference... 💁🏻♀️😂
*can I just say thank you so much for 93 likes😳🥺🤧 I’ve never had so many. It was the best thing to wake up to this morning.❤️
Lmaoo same😭
I’m from Austria and I don’t know shit about Germany schools
**laughs in australian**
Silence of the lambs reference
Sir--- such great taste in movies you have
noah: talks about american education system
me, living in russia: 👁️👄👁️
Mother Land Russia
Me living in America:👁👄👁
@@xxcloudxx3281 😣🤘
me living in Norway: 👁👄👁
💧
AHHH I love the trapped in a closet series :) my fav!!!❤️
every time I alternate between my ASMR boyfriends I feel like i'm cheating on them😭🖐
Felt this ^^^^
FR THO--
I just decided that I'm asmrboyfriend poly 🙈😂
Brooo he really did that with the American- I can’t- lmaooo made sense tho
SHEESHH BYE
clicked faster than Tomioka could tie up Inosuke
Lmaoo
@@sup_29 sis you're everywhere 💆🏻♀️
@@kurapika3074 we are bestie😂
@@keybutdumb it's not just his voice. He has an amazing personality. Just watching his videos give me that positive energy. His laugh, jokes, kindness, sweetness, those are the reasons why i love and support him. His voice is attractive but there's something more about him that is more attractive than anything else.
kinda proud to say I finished the anime so I got the ref
Clicked faster then Iida could run 😂😂😂
*Noah mentioning he’s from Germany*
Me: *slams credit card aggressively on the table*
@Aleea Gardea indeed I am 😂😂😏
Noah: I should do more polls...
ME: *triggers my PTSD* oh no... transformers
🤖
Noah : you can do to me whatever you want
Me : oh ? 👀
Noah : i mean pg
Me : oh....😑
Me: *imma fall asleep any minute no* -
UA-cam: you've got a not-
*She A rUnnEr she a Track star*
This is my favourite type of asmr :>
Thank you Noah.
:)
"I am actually from Germany" my mind just went straight to "omg echt?! Ist ja cool, ich komme aus der Schweiz haha DaNn kÖnNeN WiR jA dEuTsCh rEdEn"
Lmao what-
👁👄👁
what did you say-
That she's from Switzerland and they can speak to each other in German.
That "I am really dumb" was said with too much sincerity, I just cracked up 😂
ive cried all day and ur laugh made it so much better
the chills i get in every single video I CANT
when I saw “friends to lovers” I was so excited-
You have no right being this adorable Noah
Noah saying he's came from Germany for studies.
Me who moved to Germany to be with family.
German Buddies?
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE 😩 Turn it uppp ☝☝
don’t be shy, make a part 2 ✋😩❗️
Him: "I'm from germany, I'm a C+ student there"
Me: "hold up... 👁👄👁 ok 1. Ehrenmann👌 and 2. bro same and C+ is like an A for me😂"
ist halt so XD
no one could understand how happy i get when i get his notifications 😩
Pretty sure we can and do
Well now I feel like we need one where he’s tired and the accent comes out
I know I have 3 exams today but Noah is priority ✨😌✨
Facts
Me being Norwegian and hearing about this frat boy thing: sounds
✨W E A K✨
I’m actually stuck in a little storage room at my school then this popped up, thank you
IM SORRY BUT I STARTED CACKLING BECAUSE LSBWKSBDJSBNXND
This needs a part 2!
I swear like friends to lovers asmr's are the BEST expecially comming from noah 😩
enemies to lovers>>>😡😡
@@pearlslast low-key I also love those to
4:10 The SHADE!!! *laughs in Dutch*
me: listening and enjoying this
Noah: laughs and giggles
me: "YES MY MAN I LOVE UR LAUGH"
SAMEEE 😭😭
Suddenly I toss myself into a closet. Instructions unclear,my crush isn't here..
LMFAO!!! 😭
When you finally woke up extra early today yet fell asleep again listening to this
A CONTINUATION PLS NOAH IM BEGGING U 💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥
First of all I'm absolutely in Love with your giggles. You probably have a killer smile. Would you be willing to do more bilingual?
Second, Thank you for taking your time to make such epic role plays!
"The kissing closet" LMFAOAO PLEASE
omg your voice just sends me 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋.
Noah * posts a video *
Me “ oHH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING !!!!!!!!!EVERY BODY STAY CALM !!!! STAY F*** CALM!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOSH YES WE WERE ALL WAITING FOR THISSSISJSKS
Saranghae
Him: “ do you recognize my voice “
Me: “ oh ya, I recognize your voice...I listen to it till 4 am! “😃
me too i listen to it at 1:00am my mom is worried about me sleeping in the morning all day 😁
@@elyahnsimms1328 my mom doesn’t even know I have my phone in my room....👉👈 🤫
Him: I could just ask people out there who was with me in the closet
Me: *laughs* I’m in danger 😃
God his laugh is addicting
i see bakugou and noah's haven and i click. it's really that simple.
I- this is exactly what I needed😣❤
Noah: "Hey how're you doing?"
Me: "Well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside~"
Atleast I'm better now since u posted
Willy Wonka approves this video.
Ahahahha, as a Dutchy, I am loving the burn on the US educational system
I’m also Dutch lol when he said that I laughed so hard!
Wat leuk!! Eindelijk zie ik een paar nederlanders voorbij komen😂
@@daff8869 ja is altijd leuk om te zien :)
THIS IS ABOUT TO BE MY FAVOURITE
“Silence of the lambs cameras”
So this I love mm mmm mm mmm so this is what make life divine~
I don’t know who gave you hope for the American school system but uh... they really set you up for a big surprise
I’d like to draw attention to the “[hashtag] democracy” in the description-