Haikyu!! Abridged - Episode 1

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  • Опубліковано 15 лис 2024

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  • @theschmucksquad
    @theschmucksquad  2 роки тому +169

    New episode is out now! Go see Ep. 2 in all it's glory!
    ua-cam.com/video/zuruYfpH26A/v-deo.html

  • @tomportal1124
    @tomportal1124 4 роки тому +4726

    "my wife is also home, will that be a problem?"
    "no...no, that's mine too now"

    • @reesedoesthings7844
      @reesedoesthings7844 4 роки тому +112

      Forgot the “thank you very much 😂” it just makes it funnier

    • @heyitsme3837
      @heyitsme3837 4 роки тому +53

      And “I got us an hour!”

    • @SportWhatIf
      @SportWhatIf 3 місяці тому +2

      What free stuff you got for me!?

  • @jaridcharles6257
    @jaridcharles6257 4 роки тому +9304

    This is how hinata was supposed to act. This hinata is now canon.

    • @maiamae7976
      @maiamae7976 4 роки тому +31

      I’m sorry but what is canon?

    • @giyuutomioka2938
      @giyuutomioka2938 4 роки тому +123

      @@maiamae7976 it means something that actually happened in the series or something that is confirmed by the creator.

    • @Luver445
      @Luver445 4 роки тому +121

      “YAH” **Tiny hinata footsteps running away**

    • @tunasalad9693
      @tunasalad9693 4 роки тому +197

      "THANKSCOACHDAD!"
      "ARE YOU OUR NEW COACH? MY HEART WILL LITERALLY SHATTER INTO A MILLION PEICES IF YOU ZAY NO!"
      "HEY ASAHI WE GOT A NEW COACH DAD!"

    • @lenen6832
      @lenen6832 4 роки тому +8

      fr tho

  • @drilltotheheavens1695
    @drilltotheheavens1695 3 роки тому +946

    It’s just the original plot and character conflicts from the perspective of the coach, with absolutely no context. UTTER GENIUS.

    • @camtheunicorpse2217
      @camtheunicorpse2217 3 роки тому +36

      Omg it is and thats what makes it so good 🤣🤣

    • @FalconElaris
      @FalconElaris 3 роки тому +11

      I'm the hundredth like on this comment; therefore, they must make more content of this brilliant caliber.

  • @shingeperson6953
    @shingeperson6953 4 роки тому +11045

    The coach is the only sane human there.

  • @feralratking1638
    @feralratking1638 4 роки тому +3730

    Nobody’s talking about when tadashi said nobody’s ever been nice to him. And that tsukki literally wants to kill his teammates. This parody has so many little things, good job mates 👏👏👏

    • @theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella
      @theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella 4 роки тому +15

      Oh God
      Oml
      Nice pfp and name, bruhv

    • @VoidlessOak
      @VoidlessOak 4 роки тому +58

      Murder in Tsukkis eyes is acceptable.

    • @feralratking1638
      @feralratking1638 4 роки тому +6

      @@theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella thank you pretty swag user yourself

    • @theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella
      @theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella 4 роки тому +3

      @@feralratking1638 *gang gang✨*
      I think ur earings r pretty trash too😌
      But then I also think it's lovely

    • @phoenixsweet1697
      @phoenixsweet1697 4 роки тому +12

      "you'd be dreaming of me if it were a dream."
      😂😂😂😂 I can't!

  • @thatoneperson7138
    @thatoneperson7138 3 роки тому +1748

    “They’re like Tom and Jerry, but if they teamed up and played volleyball!”
    I- 😂 kinda?

  • @TheMssims3lover
    @TheMssims3lover 4 роки тому +3490

    "The cell is the powerhouse of the mitochondria."

    • @sugar_cube3688
      @sugar_cube3688 4 роки тому +43

      I might be crying at this point 😂😂😭

    • @Rudyrats
      @Rudyrats 4 роки тому +9

      lmfao

    • @minimoongi
      @minimoongi 4 роки тому +55

      That legit confused me😭 I had to spend a couple of minutes trying to figure out what's wrong with that statement lol

    • @human7865
      @human7865 4 роки тому +25

      I had to read that like two times to realize something was wrong

    • @nezukokamado6
      @nezukokamado6 4 роки тому

      Timestap?

  • @Rydelen
    @Rydelen 4 роки тому +1961

    "Unless a literal wall goes to date tech" to be fair theyre all like 6'5 and jacked

    • @Berries20
      @Berries20 4 роки тому +121

      AND they stand side by side. Basically a wall

    • @liandryss905
      @liandryss905 4 роки тому +88

      Yeah, Aone is literally built like a brick shit house

    • @sarahc2491
      @sarahc2491 4 роки тому +1

      Heeyyyy 420 likes 😎✌

    • @Berries20
      @Berries20 4 роки тому +5

      @@liandryss905 Damn bro now u got me hoping they make a Wall Maria reference

    • @Bubs-jd3fu
      @Bubs-jd3fu 4 роки тому +1

      Apparently they had 3 sets of underwear in his mouth

  • @kamryn8838
    @kamryn8838 3 роки тому +2265

    THOSE YAMAGUCHI PARTS WERE CRUEL..
    "NO ONES EVER BEEN THAT NICE TO ME BEFORE.." NOOOKSDKSLAS

    • @Hannah-vm8el
      @Hannah-vm8el 3 роки тому +113

      HE MOANED WHEN HE RECEIVED THE BALL

    • @kamryn8838
      @kamryn8838 3 роки тому +22

      @@Hannah-vm8el STOADHSAJHAS

  • @inoboar4782
    @inoboar4782 4 роки тому +859

    “Beating the sh*t out of kids!” Isn’t exactly what I expected grown ass men to be cheering happily but then again, I’m a teen as we feel the same way so...

  • @meowisnow1754
    @meowisnow1754 4 роки тому +1667

    “HEY!”
    “Uh- yes, Coach Dad?”
    “YOU’RE A FREAK OF NATURE!”
    “Well, that’s kind of mean-“

    • @jordynmagee7
      @jordynmagee7 3 роки тому +7

      idk why but i heard, 'you're gangsta!!!' lol

  • @angstylemonsartistiq5648
    @angstylemonsartistiq5648 3 роки тому +720

    10:38 “Can you guys leave? This is where I sleEeP~”
    and everything after that, I’M ORBITING

  • @gwahbwahuwah1127
    @gwahbwahuwah1127 4 роки тому +6325

    "we're still talking about volleyball right"

    • @invisiblechicken
      @invisiblechicken 4 роки тому +301

      “We are definitely no longer talking about volleyball.” 😂

    • @rainbowdash4898
      @rainbowdash4898 4 роки тому +173

      Damn. Coach was right. It does sound like sex stuff. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @add_cos
      @add_cos 4 роки тому +50

      That is now my favorite line in this dude I have no idea what is happening but I love it

    • @cg5380
      @cg5380 4 роки тому +9

      No no we are

    • @healinggrounds19
      @healinggrounds19 4 роки тому +8

      @@cg5380 NOT. WE ARE NOT!

  • @thescreamingmuse_542
    @thescreamingmuse_542 4 роки тому +4037

    “IS IT ME?! AM I THE PERVERT??” I’m dead

  • @thepizzaguy5131
    @thepizzaguy5131 3 роки тому +368

    "you got trapped in a bathroom trying to push a pull door for *three hours* "
    sounds like something Tanaka and Noya would do-

  • @adrielcruz2736
    @adrielcruz2736 4 роки тому +1434

    “ROUND AFTER ROUND, DOWN ON MY HANDS AND KNEES” I feel like I was given fangirl vision for this show

  • @yonatanyonatano1192
    @yonatanyonatano1192 4 роки тому +3174

    “Show me the Life-sized Ice Cream Barney!”

  • @hensleyjones8521
    @hensleyjones8521 3 роки тому +696

    “dude.....that guy just took your wife!” - Ryū Tanaka

  • @Atlas_Moth
    @Atlas_Moth 4 роки тому +818

    *“Imma be real with you chief, I ain’t got no clue what you’re talking about, but keep going”*

  • @최하늘-m6q
    @최하늘-m6q 4 роки тому +1726

    "Do you have an off button?" Actually the most relatable quote in this series.

  • @maive5029
    @maive5029 3 роки тому +283

    1:54 ✨click✨it✨it's✨Yamaguchi's✨EêugH✨

    • @maive5029
      @maive5029 3 роки тому +3

      @@misswensday.. sorry if it made you uncomfortable im gonna delete it😥

    • @maive5029
      @maive5029 3 роки тому +1

      @@misswensday.. ikrrr,, im sorry i misunderstood your comment😅😅

  • @starboy_ji7926
    @starboy_ji7926 4 роки тому +5900

    NO ONES TALKING ABOUT:
    "UH-YES COACH DAD??"

  • @sockie_sock
    @sockie_sock 4 роки тому +1110

    What I love about this :
    1. Coach Ukai being my spirit animal
    2. Ukai promised the team to go to Disneyworld
    3. Kageyama and Hinata are Tom and Jerry
    4. Kageyama has anime protagonist bullsh*t
    5. Daichi and Suga has a secret romance subplot from behind the scenes

    • @keiko8496
      @keiko8496 4 роки тому +46

      6. Asahi sounding like hes fuck Suga, Noya and Tanaka
      7. The Blonde dude on Asahi's team was eating underwear for god knows what

    • @kawansiesquad6659
      @kawansiesquad6659 4 роки тому +17

      8. 6:08 it’s Kirito from SAO abridged😂😂😂

  • @riversidetm
    @riversidetm 3 роки тому +195

    8:43 "shit man, i hate taking asahis balls" caught me off guard ngl i laughed so hard my cereal milk came up my nose

  • @ziicad8479
    @ziicad8479 4 роки тому +2134

    "IS IT ME? AM I THE PERVERT? THIS IS OBVIOUSLY I CONVERSATION ABOUT SEX"
    (this was amazing)

  • @crazyseth13
    @crazyseth13 4 роки тому +1663

    I feel like I’m watching Hailyu! But the role of main character was switched.

    • @sunoc4638
      @sunoc4638 4 роки тому +278

      the coach is the main character lmao

    • @kirbyscoffin
      @kirbyscoffin 4 роки тому +6

      @must protecc squad LMAO

    • @itsmexoxurmom
      @itsmexoxurmom 4 роки тому +43

      i would definitely watch a show centered around ukai

    • @justasmltwngir1732
      @justasmltwngir1732 3 роки тому +4

      @@itsmexoxurmom absoLUTELY. My dad’s a really involved high school basketball coach so I’m naturally interested in ukai and takeda, and would love to see ukai actually.... like... do more in the show DLGKSKJF and this ukai is HILARIOUS

  • @wendyxedits
    @wendyxedits 3 роки тому +287

    Ukai: “NOW take ur scrawny ass out of here before I call the police”
    Takeda: “No”
    Ukai: *sigh* “well played”

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 роки тому +2116

    No, no, Coach Ukai. They are definitely talking about volleyball. Nishinoya, though...this is his world. We're all just living in it.

    • @LACHRYMA
      @LACHRYMA 4 роки тому +56

      PLEASE YOURE EVERYWHERE
      AT THIS POINT I JUST NEED TO SPOT A JELLAL PFP IN THE COMMENTS AND BOOM, THERE YOU ARE

    • @jesselbtw
      @jesselbtw 4 роки тому +8

      I will find you

    • @burrito9334
      @burrito9334 4 роки тому +5

      You have a moustache....

    • @jesselbtw
      @jesselbtw 4 роки тому +8

      @@burrito9334 I see you've found his twin

    • @burrito9334
      @burrito9334 4 роки тому +5

      Jessel yes. Yes I have.

  • @addison1229
    @addison1229 4 роки тому +1938

    IM SORRY- WHAT WAS THAT NOISE YAMAGUCHI MADE- WHEN HE MISSED THE BALL “EUAH”😂😂😂

    • @Coffinjockey
      @Coffinjockey 4 роки тому +240

      What we wrote in the script was:
      Yamaguchi: *Exaggerated moan*

    • @whatswrongwithngas
      @whatswrongwithngas 4 роки тому +35

      @@Coffinjockey omg lmao 😂

    • @galii
      @galii 4 роки тому +26

      @@Coffinjockey LMFAO

    • @jenji22
      @jenji22 4 роки тому +30

      BRO IT WAS SO FUNNY

    • @smaple6173
      @smaple6173 4 роки тому +27

      1:53

  • @bbyteefs5993
    @bbyteefs5993 3 роки тому +135

    2:00
    *person shows human decency*
    Yams: “no one has ever been that nice to me before, thank you”

  • @dee_is_tired
    @dee_is_tired 4 роки тому +4890

    the most unrealistic part of this is that Takeda has a wife...

    • @xiabugs
      @xiabugs 4 роки тому +49

      @Lea Fawcett his wife? No,

    • @DrawnByTrees
      @DrawnByTrees 4 роки тому +70

      LMAO THATS WHAT YOUR STUCK ON EJEHSJDH

    • @toga_uwu4249
      @toga_uwu4249 4 роки тому +94

      Yeeeaahhh that man is definitely not straight 😂😂

    • @sigmanyes
      @sigmanyes 4 роки тому +118

      Lmao Takeda IS the wife 😂

    • @moonflowr
      @moonflowr 4 роки тому +161

      “I’m really good at getting on my knees and begging” HE SAID THAT TO UKAI. in WHAT REALITY IS THAT MAN STRAIGHT??

  • @zombiekatz
    @zombiekatz 4 роки тому +452

    When he said “I don’t know the first thing about sportsball”, I felt that

  • @ray_atashnei4192
    @ray_atashnei4192 3 роки тому +396

    “If you don’t get your buns on the court and slap some balls, I’m gonna do it” VERY NICE WORDING. VERY NICE.
    “I hate taking Asahi’s balls ;(”

  • @georgia2417
    @georgia2417 4 роки тому +801

    PLEASE THE COACH BEING THE ONLY SANE ONE IS KILLING ME. WHEN THEYRE BEING DRAMATIC AS FUCK AND HES JUST 👀

    • @yourdrugdealer1564
      @yourdrugdealer1564 3 роки тому +14

      👁👄👁

    • @dylanb659
      @dylanb659 3 роки тому +16

      Sane one
      "Show me the life sized ice cream barney"

    • @lordinsomnia3205
      @lordinsomnia3205 3 роки тому +2

      FR

    • @strife9592
      @strife9592 3 роки тому +1

      @@dylanb659 hey, I'd like certain characters to be ice cream as well

  • @luisat431
    @luisat431 4 роки тому +2037

    What the hell happened in Singapore ? I really wanna knooow

    • @rulerwhatever
      @rulerwhatever 4 роки тому +426

      What happens in Singapore stays in Singapore

    • @Azulean
      @Azulean 4 роки тому +122

      We don't speak about the incident

    • @Sufi39
      @Sufi39 4 роки тому +82

      Three underwears in his mouth

    • @bworffnpie
      @bworffnpie 4 роки тому +48

      @@Sufi39 shhh we don’t talk about what happened

    • @Sufi39
      @Sufi39 4 роки тому +41

      @@bworffnpie but the underwears

  • @mylie.0228
    @mylie.0228 3 роки тому +62

    "Ill be there on my hands a knees ready to receive! no matter what you're up against, you just need to keep asking for more! round after round, keep asking for another, never stop!" -Nishinoya
    *istg this is going in my school year book*

  • @spacepegasus376
    @spacepegasus376 4 роки тому +619

    during all the dramatic anime stuff when The music cutting out whenever ukai talked broke me.

  • @CODYoungGunna
    @CODYoungGunna 4 роки тому +1556

    You made this "Free" but with volleyball.....why.....I love this but why!

    • @invisiblechicken
      @invisiblechicken 4 роки тому +60

      Because Haikyuu!! is Free! but with volleyball. 😂

    • @CODYoungGunna
      @CODYoungGunna 4 роки тому +29

      @@invisiblechicken nope, nope, nope! Get that evil out of here haha

    • @karenuruchima6733
      @karenuruchima6733 4 роки тому +6

      The audio is from "Free" ?

    • @koyin389
      @koyin389 4 роки тому +4

      @@karenuruchima6733 no

    • @siana3200
      @siana3200 4 роки тому +22

      50% Off😭

  • @timhinfort1171
    @timhinfort1171 3 роки тому +132

    Ukai is me watching this anime. You start thinking it’s cringe and kind of over the top but 3 episodes in you’re suddenly invested

    • @vanessamoorer3378
      @vanessamoorer3378 3 роки тому +16

      I kinda thought Haikyuu was cringe at first. But as I continued watching it I realized how good, funny, and interesting it was as well.

  • @devilcoded
    @devilcoded 4 роки тому +711

    "you got trapped in a bathroom trying to push a pull door for for three hours"

    • @polycatmagic1236
      @polycatmagic1236 3 роки тому +36

      I mean, let's be honest here. No one _actually_ expects to be able to exit the stall, without first having to lean back over the toilet while opening the door and simultaneously hoping not to fall in, as it flushes with the force to remove your soul. What was he expecting?

  • @SwedishTalkingWolf
    @SwedishTalkingWolf 4 роки тому +887

    Ukai is the most realistic character, and he got tricked by the promise of a life-size ice cream Barney.

    • @gubbinsm122
      @gubbinsm122 3 роки тому +21

      You're telling me you wouldn't drop everything for a life-size ice cream Barney?

    • @Bri_The_Intern
      @Bri_The_Intern 3 роки тому +5

      @@gubbinsm122 *y e s*

    • @BlueBlazeKing
      @BlueBlazeKing 3 роки тому +6

      @@gubbinsm122 I mean me and my track team got tricked by the promise of a life sized ice cream hulk at Disneyland

  • @safiwren7812
    @safiwren7812 3 роки тому +212

    "and now that he's convinced the ace to join the team"
    "i don't care"

  • @pokidoki9898
    @pokidoki9898 4 роки тому +2426

    “Hey Sugawara, I wanna fu- *christmas ad plays*

    • @niyahwasherex
      @niyahwasherex 4 роки тому +80

      OMG I LITERALLY SAW A CHRISTMAS AD TOO AND AT THAT TIME DISEJIDMSSNAI’

    • @user-eg8tc1vv6s
      @user-eg8tc1vv6s 3 роки тому +27

      i had that and i got a football ad

    • @ninashah1252
      @ninashah1252 3 роки тому +22

      WAIT SAME HERE

    • @darktear.s3877
      @darktear.s3877 3 роки тому +38

      I GOT A NUT ADD LMFAOO

    • @inclinability
      @inclinability 3 роки тому +34

      I got a lotion add 😭

  • @TheExecutorr
    @TheExecutorr 4 роки тому +376

    "when we fought in the broom closet and I broke the mop"
    This is so funny because it sounds like a line from a parody but it's actually what happened xD

  • @kpopdumpsterfire
    @kpopdumpsterfire 3 роки тому +186

    "Hey, You! Get your man bun lookin ass in here and play!"
    "You're a freak of nature, you know that?!"
    jesus I was laughing so hard the whole time I had tears in my eyes...

  • @CloudyIssues
    @CloudyIssues 4 роки тому +3306

    “He adopted all of us and promised to stay forever and get us tickets to enter Disney world! ASAHI!”
    “Hey keep your voice down nishinoya might hear you- *wait disney world?-* “

    • @bethanygrishaw7159
      @bethanygrishaw7159 3 роки тому +99

      Thanks for catching that. Hinata was talking so fast I couldn’t understand

    • @Kayla.a.h
      @Kayla.a.h 3 роки тому +6

      @@bethanygrishaw7159 same

    • @samlerf
      @samlerf 3 роки тому +37

      So is nobody going to mention that the voice actor af Kirito from Swort Art Online Abridged is in this? ^^

    • @adrielcruz2736
      @adrielcruz2736 3 роки тому +47

      @@samlerf “alright” *stomps feet in unison* “BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF KIDS”

    • @samlerf
      @samlerf 3 роки тому +16

      @@adrielcruz2736 At volleyball

  • @klo4741
    @klo4741 4 роки тому +835

    Ok I need to see Oikawa in this.

    • @danieeccc
      @danieeccc 4 роки тому +28

      id loose my mind

    • @proyectdonut1747
      @proyectdonut1747 4 роки тому +28

      imagine the type of "volleyball7u7" conversations between oikawa and iwa chan!!

    • @jenji22
      @jenji22 4 роки тому +10

      DUDE ESPECIALLY KAGS AND HIM

    • @ctewsty
      @ctewsty 4 роки тому +17

      please imagine tendou tho-

    • @jenji22
      @jenji22 4 роки тому +4

      @@ctewsty imagine his voice HAHAHHAHAHAH

  • @siaskies1704
    @siaskies1704 3 роки тому +100

    7:54 "God DAMN it, now I tune into this?!" 💀 bro I could've thrown up laughing

    • @vanessamoorer3378
      @vanessamoorer3378 3 роки тому +2

      This is one of the lines that had me dying fr 🤣

  • @sukvvna9742
    @sukvvna9742 4 роки тому +3893

    Why aren’t we talking about when asahi said “oh crap I killed him, not again!” Like boy you’ve killed someone?!

    • @OwlsSkySailing
      @OwlsSkySailing 3 роки тому +68

      He’s too soft he would never 🥺

    • @tobi79777
      @tobi79777 3 роки тому +94

      "when will me rein of terror end??""

    • @ragealien00
      @ragealien00 3 роки тому +24

      @@tobi79777 I laughed really hard at that- I wheezed 🤣

    • @tired._gremlin6106
      @tired._gremlin6106 3 роки тому +14

      We all know he would never..
      *or would he*

    • @theambitiousduck
      @theambitiousduck 3 роки тому +9

      "Asahi looks like he's liked a man or two in that shot"

  • @beaccino
    @beaccino 4 роки тому +3471

    “My wife’s also home will that be a problem?”
    “No, no that’s also mine now.”
    “Thank you very much.”

  • @shediwarelapis
    @shediwarelapis 3 роки тому +29

    "Wha- What... was all of that? I can pick a different kid, it's not a big deal"
    I never seen the actual anime, I just watched for kicks and I appreciate how the coach and I had no context for that conversation.

  • @philipjerichoquiba6288
    @philipjerichoquiba6288 4 роки тому +543

    This abridged feels like if haikyuu and naruto made a baby but turns out tom and jerry had a secret affair with haikyuu and then that baby was raised by high schoolers which was then given to the audience to be baby sitted.

  • @japanboba7524
    @japanboba7524 3 роки тому +3387

    “UNLESS A LITERAL WALL GOES TO DATE TECH I DONT CARE”-Coach Ukai.

  • @hensleyjones8521
    @hensleyjones8521 3 роки тому +78

    “cAUSE IM THE ACE? ACE? IM THE ACE?”
    “no- loOK AT ME 🙄🙄💔💔🪱🚪🏃‍♀️💨🤡🥸😤💩💩👽🤖👻”

  • @nishilola4283
    @nishilola4283 4 роки тому +6762

    honest title: "if haikyuu was directed by americans"

    • @Knownfreakandweirdo
      @Knownfreakandweirdo 4 роки тому +253

      I mean you didn't lie

    • @pastelteabiscuits
      @pastelteabiscuits 4 роки тому +79

      Fr 👀

    • @ragealien00
      @ragealien00 3 роки тому +125

      Where.is.the.lie- 👁👄👁
      All crackhead energy and weird sentimental moments with stupid back stories 🤣

    • @juliaithinal4835
      @juliaithinal4835 3 роки тому +38

      I can one hundred percent say this is accurate

    • @ninashah1252
      @ninashah1252 3 роки тому +53

      honestly if it was kageyama coach ukai and nishinoya would've dropped so many F bombs

  • @ImAviex
    @ImAviex 4 роки тому +1339

    Real Haikyuu: "I still wanna spike"
    "Abridged" Haikyuu: *Goes on 40 second monologue*

    • @theschmucksquad
      @theschmucksquad  4 роки тому +349

      Listen, it's totally justified if you fill that 40 seconds with dick jokes, I swear. My dad works for Nintendo.

    • @6touya
      @6touya 4 роки тому +19

      @@theschmucksquad PFFF😂😂😂

    • @houdini9739
      @houdini9739 4 роки тому +29

      @@theschmucksquad lmao literally ALL I could think of during nishinoya's monologue

  • @kalinawoody4832
    @kalinawoody4832 3 роки тому +75

    A wise man once said
    “Yeah but I wasn’t listening to you then..and that is your fault”
    And that wise man was coach ukai

  • @odette5797
    @odette5797 4 роки тому +309

    I like how he called Noya fun sized 😂

  • @hop7295
    @hop7295 4 роки тому +420

    "What- no, you're too short to play the ace. You're the decoy. Everyone thinks you're a threat but you're not. I'M the threat. I'm unstoppable. I'm a god. I'm basically, kamisama's gift to volleyball out there- did you see me? were you looking?? I know you were looking at the other team but did you see ME??? Next time we play I want you to turn around, because it's not gonna matter if you're playing in the game or not, I'M the one that matters. So I want you to- take a look at ME, when I play, but, you know, we are... on the same... team... so- we- were- ahem- Ryuunosuke back me up here"

    • @unzilemehmeti9135
      @unzilemehmeti9135 3 роки тому +9

      Pfft-

    • @jules6578
      @jules6578 3 роки тому +15

      kageyama really said that-

    • @q.l.1363
      @q.l.1363 3 роки тому +11

      It shattered me

    • @yourmumlikesrice7768
      @yourmumlikesrice7768 3 роки тому +4

      I commend that you took the time to write this out

    • @resstie
      @resstie 3 роки тому +6

      It has a strong "I AM THE CRIMSON KING" vibe 😆

  • @Ky-zz8cv
    @Ky-zz8cv 4 роки тому +3277

    Is no one going to talk about the fact ukai told asahi “to get his man bun looking ass in here and play”💀💀

    • @faith8092
      @faith8092 3 роки тому +64

      That made me laugh so hard 😂😂

    • @itsmexoxurmom
      @itsmexoxurmom 3 роки тому +118

      the way the dub says basically the same thing too is even better 💔💔💔chop chop man bun

    • @Ayaka-zk9fi
      @Ayaka-zk9fi 3 роки тому +13

      I was trying not to laugh so hard since it's late

    • @pizzapositrond6524
      @pizzapositrond6524 3 роки тому +8

      It’s my favorite line lmao

    • @t.uuyu_
      @t.uuyu_ 3 роки тому +5

      Fr 🤣

  • @add_cos
    @add_cos 4 роки тому +372

    “There like Tom and Jerry but if they played volleyball” omg “YOURE A FREAK OF NATURE” 😂 I have no idea what’s happening but it’s hilarious and I love it lmao

  • @urdadsgay19
    @urdadsgay19 3 роки тому +32

    “If you don’t get your bun on the court and slap some balls I ain’t doing it” 🤣🤣

  • @luisat431
    @luisat431 4 роки тому +542

    Ukai is my spirit animal.

    • @luisat431
      @luisat431 4 роки тому +11

      He's gonna be the biggest fan boi 😂

    • @piratecat448
      @piratecat448 4 роки тому +4

      Honestly tho

  • @zhanieldawkins7129
    @zhanieldawkins7129 4 роки тому +758

    So they really gonna make us wait A WHOLE DAY

  • @Hitalinic
    @Hitalinic 9 місяців тому +5

    I unironically love the voices for these chars haha

  • @abandoned696
    @abandoned696 4 роки тому +1178

    The Monologues are so accurate, yet so not

    • @redhdslvt
      @redhdslvt 3 роки тому +45

      i bet this is how they would act in real life

    • @sabothegamer
      @sabothegamer 3 роки тому +41

      I love how the couch is like "this is just high school"

    • @FalseWordz
      @FalseWordz 2 роки тому +4

      @@sabothegamer Yeah I know, but then again, isn't high school the time when most drama appears?

  • @elfqueenmab5758
    @elfqueenmab5758 4 роки тому +101

    I love the idea of coach Ukai coming in with no context about the drama that's happening and just being like, "WTF with all the drama here?!?"

  • @itsaliii1442
    @itsaliii1442 3 роки тому +54

    “Fun sized-” 😃I- I’m I feel attacked-

  • @WaterLilly250
    @WaterLilly250 4 роки тому +688

    "UNLESS A LITERAL WALL GOES TO DATE TECH I DONT WANNA HER-"
    I LOVE HIM 😂

    • @mochalatte4901
      @mochalatte4901 3 роки тому +3

      I literally scrolled, saw this comment and read it as they said it in the video 👁👄👁 I'm dead

  • @xorbsdl
    @xorbsdl 4 роки тому +1596

    “IS IT ME?! AM I THE PERVERT? THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A CONVERSATION ABOUT SEX”
    wheezes

  • @_yukiislost
    @_yukiislost 3 роки тому +23

    7:05 "there's no way this is a prank. Maybe this is a dream, maybe it's hell. It's not real. No way."
    I can't, i just can't 😂😂

  • @Nolo-HLM
    @Nolo-HLM 4 роки тому +693

    Now I'm really wondering how Bokuto would be like in this abridged series.

    • @blerdygoddess
      @blerdygoddess 3 роки тому +9

      Omg I need this

    • @moopiemilk-1
      @moopiemilk-1 3 роки тому +45

      Dubbed Bokuto is basically an abridged character. So not a whole lot of changes probably.

    • @useless-zodiac8270
      @useless-zodiac8270 3 роки тому +3

      Discount Murderous Hinata.

    • @reddragonminecraftmodsandm4366
      @reddragonminecraftmodsandm4366 3 роки тому +27

      I want them to play Bokuto as a completely serious straight man character.

    • @moopiemilk-1
      @moopiemilk-1 3 роки тому +3

      @@reddragonminecraftmodsandm4366 YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YE

  • @xijean4727
    @xijean4727 4 роки тому +272

    No one:
    Ukai: *"It's raining Man, hallelujah its raining man--"*

  • @hellohumanoralien7775
    @hellohumanoralien7775 3 роки тому +19

    Tanaka:Man everyone has great chemistry and I'm just kinda sitting here , I'm gonna start some shit!

  • @lologrochowski78
    @lologrochowski78 4 роки тому +417

    “when we fought in the broom closet and I broke the mop” 🤣😭😭 that’s literally what happens I-
    this parody revived me, it’s got me running laps

  • @peanutthepiggy
    @peanutthepiggy 4 роки тому +765

    “This is no longer about volleyball.” This is how the show was really supposed to go.

    • @koushisugawara3656
      @koushisugawara3656 3 роки тому +8

      Yes 😂🤚

    • @Potato-xu8zg
      @Potato-xu8zg 3 роки тому +2

      What the-

    • @THATKID9089
      @THATKID9089 2 роки тому +7

      Fr though, we all knew the creators of this video got their hands on the OG manga and anime script and started writing 😂

  • @Lulu_0809
    @Lulu_0809 3 роки тому +23

    10:12 “I KILLED HIM! Not again...” Yo wait- AGAIN???

  • @froggymonsta917
    @froggymonsta917 4 роки тому +134

    The one line Tsuki gets in this is about him wanting to shed his teammates blood and I am now realizing for the fourth abridged series in a row my favorite character is a psycho, hinted at, serial killer... And for some reason I am perfectly fine with this turn of events.

    • @cameronjadewallace
      @cameronjadewallace 4 роки тому +4

      Right?! I dissolved into gleeful giggles and a slight squeal

    • @onlyonezenn6037
      @onlyonezenn6037 3 роки тому +4

      And that Asahi has been accidentally committing war crimes. I cannot wait to see them team up. Art imitates life

  • @thefurixx251
    @thefurixx251 4 роки тому +1332

    They turned my favourite totally not gay, gay thing gay. Huh. Badass.

  • @user-bw1oi9ly4l
    @user-bw1oi9ly4l 3 роки тому +7

    This is exactly how I remember the first episode, this is totally not edited 🤺

  • @Polo-rp9hk
    @Polo-rp9hk 4 роки тому +240

    “Can you guys leave? This is where I sleep.”
    ...
    “Dude, that dude just took your WIFE.”

  • @lizayakimov7987
    @lizayakimov7987 4 роки тому +545

    "hope mom doesnt have mob connections. ANYMORE"
    I LOST ITTTTT

    • @EmTreasure88
      @EmTreasure88 2 роки тому +1

      I thought it said mom connections, so this makes more sense

    • @Aryan_Pat31
      @Aryan_Pat31 2 роки тому

      Is this season 1

  • @Tins.art.studio
    @Tins.art.studio 3 роки тому +19

    Yam's reaction to missing the recieve HAD ME ROLLING 1:54

  • @lisastory1304
    @lisastory1304 4 роки тому +384

    “It’s okay I think I just have a Caucasian” 🤣 I what ☠️☠️☠️ 10:34

    • @shekhargautam
      @shekhargautam 4 роки тому +8

      I missed it the first time 😂😂

    • @safiwren7812
      @safiwren7812 3 роки тому +3

      ngl i thought he had a stroke the first time i heard it

    • @masfiltv4146
      @masfiltv4146 3 роки тому +5

      CAUCASIAN CONCUSSION PLSSKKSSO

  • @jordanbutler3437
    @jordanbutler3437 4 роки тому +545

    Ukai: GET YOUR MAN BUN LOOKING AS IN HERE AND PLAY!!!! 😂🤣😭

  • @jemimaenagbonma5805
    @jemimaenagbonma5805 2 роки тому +13

    12:08 is probably my fave part hands down

  • @ellie-lizz-whatevs
    @ellie-lizz-whatevs 4 роки тому +258

    There’s no way this is a prank. Maybe a dream. Maybe hell. “If it was a dream you’d be dreaming of me” “Rules that out then”

  • @isabellalopez1643
    @isabellalopez1643 4 роки тому +799

    Ok, but the fact that Sugawara's voice actually sounded a bit similar to the dub💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Polo-rp9hk
    @Polo-rp9hk 4 роки тому +200

    “They’re like Tom and Jerry but if they teamed up and played volleyball.”

  • @ghostqueen3984
    @ghostqueen3984 4 роки тому +333

    I simply asused that they were making fun of the over exaggeration and obsession characters have for their sports in anime...
    Then coach went and voiced his thoughts😅

  • @naomitarver7820
    @naomitarver7820 3 роки тому +30

    8:31
    "Were still talking about volleyball right?"
    My exact thoughts when I first started watching Haikyuu🤡🤚🏽

  • @lydiahumes6566
    @lydiahumes6566 3 роки тому +751

    “Goddangit, Singapore all over again.”
    *I LOST IT*

    • @xinyi7614
      @xinyi7614 3 роки тому +4

      wait i actually dont get it can you explain this part ssmksjssjsj

    • @Ray-tf9jx
      @Ray-tf9jx 3 роки тому +15

      @@xinyi7614 I think its a great pretenders reference.

    • @lydiahumes6566
      @lydiahumes6566 3 роки тому +3

      @@xinyi7614 tbh I don’t either but his tone was what killed me.

    • @BlueBlazeKing
      @BlueBlazeKing 3 роки тому

      Trust me these things happen sometimes, for me and my track team it was a life sized hulk at DisneyLand

    • @joy4210
      @joy4210 6 місяців тому

      I SAW THIS COMMENT RIGHT AS IT HAPPENED IN THE VID AND FOT THE BIGGEST WHIPLASH 😭😭😭😭

  • @Dan-zc3ou
    @Dan-zc3ou 4 роки тому +736

    I'm expecting a lot of references to the gay ships

    • @invisiblechicken
      @invisiblechicken 4 роки тому +106

      It is all I want from this series. I don’t care if they beat that joke harder than Kageyama’s team beat Hinata’s team in the first episode.

    • @rei.6874
      @rei.6874 4 роки тому +19

      Yes ma'am

    • @invisiblechicken
      @invisiblechicken 4 роки тому +78

      @AnimeGuy16 they said ships, they didn't say canon.

    • @Dan-zc3ou
      @Dan-zc3ou 4 роки тому +62

      @@invisiblechicken Exactly, like, i (and like 90% of the shipping fandom) ship just for fun, none of us expect or want their ship to be canon, i mean, it's a shonen.

    • @Dan-zc3ou
      @Dan-zc3ou 4 роки тому +3

      @@invisiblechicken Nice

  • @miraxllle3159
    @miraxllle3159 3 роки тому +18

    IK THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE BUT SUGA’S VOICE IS ON POINT AND ALSO TSUKKIS VOICE IS HOT UMMMMMMMM

  • @TheDragonheart93
    @TheDragonheart93 4 роки тому +167

    honestly love that outside persective hearing all their crap anyone would be like wtf

  • @sofsfofs8103
    @sofsfofs8103 4 роки тому +137

    0:57 It’s raining men 🎶 hallelujah- SCREECH

  • @EmuOtoriInAMountain
    @EmuOtoriInAMountain 3 роки тому +47

    "Alright, beating the shit out of kids"
    Best line

  • @Samuel-iv1wt
    @Samuel-iv1wt 3 роки тому +849

    I would like to know the backstory behind Singapore

    • @Dom-jb9vp
      @Dom-jb9vp 3 роки тому +122

      Clearly it involved high school kids, volleyball, and the promise of a life size ice cream Barney

    • @happykiwi8407
      @happykiwi8407 3 роки тому +36

      it a great pretender reference I'm guessing because takeda looks like Makoto Edamura

    • @BlueBlazeKing
      @BlueBlazeKing 3 роки тому +15

      @@Dom-jb9vp Something similar happened with my track team but instead of a life size Barney, it was a life size Hulk and it happened DisneyLand

    • @Lightspeeds
      @Lightspeeds 3 роки тому +2

      @@BlueBlazeKing Dude are you the reason grad bash happened at Universal Studios in 2007?

    • @BlueBlazeKing
      @BlueBlazeKing 3 роки тому +1

      @@Lightspeeds No this only happened a couple years ago

  • @eva_hl4469
    @eva_hl4469 4 роки тому +139

    “Damn Asahi. I’m glad there’s another player out for blood on this court... Good on you.”