I buy wipes for my 4 year old to wipe himself and it totally grosses him out to have skid marks in his underwear....as it SHOULD and he's FOUR! THIS IS GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE!
Yeah, my 4yo will change his underwear if he thinks there might have been a drip of pee. He calls me in to look at his poop and to wipe him with a wipe before he pulls his pants up.
Maybe he can invent a booty sweat pad to soak up extra booty juices????? Cuz booty sweat is definitely a problem, especially for people that have rather large butt butts!
So..... WE JUST GONE ACT LIKE THAT FIRST PERSON DIDN'T SUBMIT A INSECURE SEASON 1-2 STORYLINE??? 😂😭 that ain't even original sis. But, ion know dat lady *in my Funky Dineva voice*
A constructive suggestion since I’ve just came across this. All love and no hate. I was looking for your sponsor Honey and I had to scroll through video to find it. Maybe to make it easier you should have a link in the description if that’s possible. Love this series and much love to you and your crew 🖤.
OMG I know who the 1st person is!!!😲😣 Down to the 8 yrs of marriage, down to the Father! Im not even kidding. And he is a fan of yours, so good luck to them on the rest of the marriage after seeing this. 😮
My husband does this too. We've been married 10+ years. I occasionally have to deal with finding "booty tissues" around the house. (Are we married to the same man... 👀) 😩. Yes it's gross, unattractive and a turn off. I usually make him pick it up. But above all I honestly try my best not to humiliate him. He ain't perfect but I can't throw throw the whole man away.
She should explain about ecoli and other bacteria that lives in the buttcrack and is fine there but can’t just be left all around because it’s fecal matter and a biohazard. You don’t wanna ply around with no ecoli infection. I’ve seen children with them and adults and it’s awful.
FlyLeelee i have too twice with two differ friends the first time I said something and she got mad at me I’m like girl.... I’m mad that u don’t see She felt like I was mad cuz she had a dude and I didn’t but I wasn’t It all came out he had a whole family on the other side of town The second friend I kept quiet.... sometimes u gotta let ppl be
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I mean, she knew what she was getting into when she got married. How do you not know he has this habit before marriage? When u said I do, u said I do that habit too so why complain? 🤷🏾♀️
#dearkevonstage Saw your show in Boston last year. My husband and I were laughing till we cried. If talcum powder works for babies, maybe that will work for him. Hope she sees this post.
The woman with the high sex drive, does she work? If she isn't working and her husband is slaving to make ends meet she is mad wrong for complaining. She could get some sort of hustle or a job so that he can rest and get it up for her. If she is, y'all need to look at that budget, throw some things off of it and then get it in as a celebration.
I buy wipes for my 4 year old to wipe himself and it totally grosses him out to have skid marks in his underwear....as it SHOULD and he's FOUR! THIS IS GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE!
It dont matter how boring your current boyfriend is if you gonna sneak around and go with your ex, leave the man. Why would you even ask something like that knowing you're the bad guy
Nanna P I was just staring at my husband trying to imagine him stuffing tissue in his butt...then leaving it on the floor. I think I could murder him for that. I don’t understand how you can see that for years and still respect this man... or sleep with him...or next to him. And that bad hygiene can literally give her infections. Oh lord. The rabbit hole of nasty!!!🤮
Facts: The way she delivered the story was fraught with evil and malice. You FaceTime dude when you were having sex? Girl, yuck. No one deserves that disrespect for just being BORING according to you? Sheez
People are just writing in for Kev to say buttbutt. 😂
S H #facts
And Vulva 😭😭😭😭
LMAO
My question is why are his cheeks so loose that the tissue is just falling out all over the place? She got a whole notha issue here
You just put a weird mental picture in my mind😭😭😂😂😂
😂😂😂 I had the same question! Like how are they ending up on the floor?!?!
@@imanijefferson8900 and where are his boxers/briefs? Why is his bootie meat all out around the house?
needa5000 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sounds like his butt butt is broken ... cracked maybe 😏
I buy wipes for my 4 year old to wipe himself and it totally grosses him out to have skid marks in his underwear....as it SHOULD and he's FOUR!
THIS IS GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE!
4 y o to adult male: DO BETTER!
Yeah, my 4yo will change his underwear if he thinks there might have been a drip of pee. He calls me in to look at his poop and to wipe him with a wipe before he pulls his pants up.
@@kharlie22 q
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He said “don’t cheat on me with Danny Devito and embarrass me in front of my friends” this man is crazy!!!!
Lol 😆
🤣
Why the hell is she picking that up and taking pics of it 🤢
Right she's just as nasty. At least he has sense not to touch it after it falls out 👃😷
@@kitt7531 - 😃😄😅🤣😂
😢😢😢😢
just nasty
That Sméagol voice be having me rollin every single time!!
Yes. When he said “I’m your kids’ father now”, Oh I hollered!
Jaquetta Redwine everytime
Quote of the day: Parents are just people that had unprotected sex, stop putting them on a pedestal. Kevonstage circa 2020
Hahahahahaha
"Russell will know Future into the PAST!" lol
Friday foolishness activate lol
This becoming the Butt channel
No, it’s the butt-butt channel😂
BUTT butt. Lol
This has found it's way into my daily vocabulary.
😂
The long setup for the skillshare read was amazing.
I cannot stand Kev...Hunchback of Notre Dame mixed with Gollum. 😩😩🤣😂😭😭
The Future reference is hilarious. Having a Clark Kent is wisdom.
Anybody: dear kev, I'm married and I have a question about my relationship......
Kev: DIVORCE!!!!!!
That man probably meant he was gonna pick up his wife when HE got off work. She needs to mind her bidness!😅
I’m laughing at whoever said “woo!” After Kev said “Uglier than me!?” Lol
That was Josh😂😂😂😂.
The segues into the commercials, though. 😂😂 I can't.
Maybe he can invent a booty sweat pad to soak up extra booty juices????? Cuz booty sweat is definitely a problem, especially for people that have rather large butt butts!
😂😂
😂😂 butt butt gets me EVERY TIME!!
He can wear a panty liner
🤔😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way Kevin says butt EVERY TIME HE MENTIONS IT, LMAO
Good morning 🌞 everyone! Have a great and bless day.
Thank-you! Have a Fabulous Friday!
@@charray6867 Thank you have wonderful Saturday and Sunday!!!
“The La Croix of the butt butt” 😂😂😂😂
The truth is I’m kind of hungry and I’m tired of doing this for now...
Same
@kevonstage was Jo Jo in that moment 😆
Man In The Mirror on tape speed up mode 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I was about to ask where the suit was, but then I saw it over the hoodie... it’s a look, I guess! 😂
Manpon. DO WORK SON. RIP Big Black
Thats what I heard a comedian call it back in the day on comic view!
I heard this back in the day!
Do work
RIP. So iconic.
Do boi has been teaching Kev how to make the smooth transition to sneak in those ads
I heard the set up coming for Skillshare... I see you! Very accurate description of how she will be treated with the ex with good sex.
The commercial segways are so on point!!! I knew Skillshare was coming when he was talking about the rapper with no skills
So..... WE JUST GONE ACT LIKE THAT FIRST PERSON DIDN'T SUBMIT A INSECURE SEASON 1-2 STORYLINE??? 😂😭 that ain't even original sis. But, ion know dat lady *in my Funky Dineva voice*
The transition to the skill share commercial is hilarious.
When he said hey Siri my phone went off!!!!
“Should I date someone who’s handicapped ? Am I going to hell for thinking too hard on this ?”
*psychic ad plays*
🤦🏽♀️😅
Bidets aren't expensive, for an alright one with hot and cold water it's just like $80 and pretty easy to setup. Would suggest the Luxe.
😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😆 Hungry anf tired of doing this. HEEEELARIOUS!!!
That had to be the most uncomfortable choice I have ever seen.
I love that painting of yall in the background!
A constructive suggestion since I’ve just came across this. All love and no hate. I was looking for your sponsor Honey and I had to scroll through video to find it. Maybe to make it easier you should have a link in the description if that’s possible. Love this series and much love to you and your crew 🖤.
9:35 the smoothest ad transition in history 😂. Why is this episode so damn funny 💀.
Kev is so funny when he's embarrassed. Lol!
Sound like an episode of insecure
D'Jreya Boyd same thing I said 😂
“It’s a true story and I don’t know how we got here.” LMBO. The story of my life.
But she showed the inner corner of the house 😂😂😂😂😂
"That's code for a cuss.." lol
So you just gonna pull your glasses out of your coffee cup?😂😂😂
It’s called a MANPON son! RIP BIG BLACK... the originator
OMG I know who the 1st person is!!!😲😣 Down to the 8 yrs of marriage, down to the Father! Im not even kidding. And he is a fan of yours, so good luck to them on the rest of the marriage after seeing this. 😮
Yes Kev, I'm trying to figure out how to renovate my bathroom for a bidet. #goals
This still my favorite show 🤣🤣🤣
I’m just laughing at him telling Greg that he wants something else to eat😫🤣,....
23 and me will not tell you who your father is 😂😂
The La Croix of the butt butt... I-
Least she asked the husband to do more to satisfy. If you don't another will hahahahah
My husband does this too. We've been married 10+ years. I occasionally have to deal with finding "booty tissues" around the house. (Are we married to the same man... 👀) 😩. Yes it's gross, unattractive and a turn off. I usually make him pick it up. But above all I honestly try my best not to humiliate him. He ain't perfect but I can't throw throw the whole man away.
“ I husband” 🤨
Freudian slip 😂😈
tell that man to get some talc free body powder, he might need some with fragrance yikes
Anybody else scroll down to see if she tagged him? 🤣🤣
No Kev, NO ONE NO ONE takes boogers from one nostril , share it with the other nostril for freaking BALANCE lol just you Kev
"somebody bout to knock future into the past"
OMG 😂🤣 😂 WTF are u so funny!?!? Att work LMAO OUT LOUD!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
He may find cousins on 23 and Me... but it’s unlikely he’ll find his pappy.
😳👀😲🤦....I can't...I just can't 🤦🤦
She should explain about ecoli and other bacteria that lives in the buttcrack and is fine there but can’t just be left all around because it’s fecal matter and a biohazard. You don’t wanna ply around with no ecoli infection. I’ve seen children with them and adults and it’s awful.
My deceased father used to do this toilet tissue in the butt. He died at 101 yrs in 2018 but I never had the nerve to ask him why... LOL
If someone whom I personally know does not tell me that the man I'm with is cheating on me, we're no longer friends/family.
That man has 3 jobs and this heifer thinking about cheating.. He hope he leaves her cold
_That second story... Never heard nobody given that many great comments on a "EX" before🤔and than be trash yourself😕... RELEASE the dude!!!_
Kevin you are not ugly! Lol You and Melissa are gorgeous couple.
RIP BIG BLACK INVENTOR OF THE MANPON
Oh hellllll no the booty tissue is disgusting!!😩😩😩
Kevonstage, Are you the actor who does the voice over for Big Mouth on Netflix. So hilarious 🤣 ‼️
I was like nope it happens in 1991 lol that shit is funny
Her husband needs to wear panty liners to absorb moisture so she aint gotta worry about that falling out 😉😉
The story around 14:00, I've been in that situation. I left it alone. I'm not getting involved 🤷🏾♀️
FlyLeelee i have too twice with two differ friends the first time I said something and she got mad at me I’m like girl.... I’m mad that u don’t see
She felt like I was mad cuz she had a dude and I didn’t but I wasn’t
It all came out he had a whole family on the other side of town
The second friend I kept quiet.... sometimes u gotta let ppl be
@@Theartsymuslimah175 Exactly!!💯💯
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I mean, she knew what she was getting into when she got married. How do you not know he has this habit before marriage? When u said I do, u said I do that habit too so why complain? 🤷🏾♀️
I just realized... the booty tissue is falling out because he not wearing drawls!!!! You got the nerve to not wear drawls!!!!
That might be a deal breaker for me. I wonder how long he kept that t o himself...
Bees aint ish but woes and ticks, gotta keep PG for kev on stage fans
Hell naw if she dont want a partner with a disability DOSEN'T MAKE THEM TRASH
I love the African accent
... add to your first date questions.......LMBO!!!
RIP Christopher "Big Black" Boykins, creator of the "Manpon"! Star of MTV's Rob & Big. #theyputitinamusical #othercommentsmentionedthis
Simple: have him switch to tighty whitey briefs. There is no way paper can sneak out even if the crack looses its grip.
Powder brother..sweat reducing powder
Tell Doboy to stop sticking toilet paper in his crack!
Sweaty butt butt, no it sh!++¥ butt butt!!
Idk who transitions are better urs on here or doboy on R&R because he been on his game lately lol
It’s called a “Man-pon”
#dearkevonstage Saw your show in Boston last year. My husband and I were laughing till we cried. If talcum powder works for babies, maybe that will work for him. Hope she sees this post.
The woman with the high sex drive, does she work? If she isn't working and her husband is slaving to make ends meet she is mad wrong for complaining. She could get some sort of hustle or a job so that he can rest and get it up for her. If she is, y'all need to look at that budget, throw some things off of it and then get it in as a celebration.
No dress shirt? I cant do it
Moving snot from one nostril to the other is just gross. I hope you don't actually do that Kev😂🤦🏿♀️
“I’ll pick you up after work.” Maybe after he leaves work? Does he not work either? I’m not understanding the thread that lead to the conclusion.
That’s true!
That letter was hot.
Why are they still dating? If you don't like him, dump him ma'am.
Mokgobi Ledwaba he's probably paying ger bills
I buy wipes for my 4 year old to wipe himself and it totally grosses him out to have skid marks in his underwear....as it SHOULD and he's FOUR!
THIS IS GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE!
- WTF that is gross and weird. That is not normal. He needed to see a doctor years ago about his leaky butthole.
The above applies to all Dear Kev entries 😭
Did anyone see the Skillshare promo coming for miles? 😂
I didn't until I did! 😂😂😂
Yes! I've made a game out of calling the promos before he states them.
Omg yes!!!!
🤣🤣🤣 I didn't! I was like what???
It dont matter how boring your current boyfriend is if you gonna sneak around and go with your ex, leave the man. Why would you even ask something like that knowing you're the bad guy
Cause she’s trash! He deserves better
That story sounds very similar to the tv show insecure. I wonder if that really happened or if they just sent Kevonstage a storyline lol.
@@Mintycomenter6000 i was thinking that too
The wife needs to put those tissue on his side of the bed. Let him find out how it feels to clean it up.
LMAO
Nanna P I said put it in his car 🚗. Somewhere that only affects him
@@BlurpleFlamingo yesssss. YESSSS!! The hoods of his hoodies too.
Then you will have poop bacteria in your bed and it will get on you....
Nanna P I was just staring at my husband trying to imagine him stuffing tissue in his butt...then leaving it on the floor. I think I could murder him for that. I don’t understand how you can see that for years and still respect this man... or sleep with him...or next to him. And that bad hygiene can literally give her infections. Oh lord. The rabbit hole of nasty!!!🤮
Break it off with Clark Kent he deserves better
Facts: The way she delivered the story was fraught with evil and malice. You FaceTime dude when you were having sex? Girl, yuck. No one deserves that disrespect for just being BORING according to you? Sheez