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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • Kev gives the best-worst advice that he possibly can answering your questions via dearkev@kevonstage.com.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 525

  • @SH-py7qj
    @SH-py7qj 4 роки тому +185

    People are just writing in for Kev to say buttbutt. 😂

  • @needa5000
    @needa5000 4 роки тому +397

    My question is why are his cheeks so loose that the tissue is just falling out all over the place? She got a whole notha issue here

    • @flamboyantflamingoflame3118
      @flamboyantflamingoflame3118 4 роки тому +67

      You just put a weird mental picture in my mind😭😭😂😂😂

    • @imanijefferson8900
      @imanijefferson8900 4 роки тому +39

      😂😂😂 I had the same question! Like how are they ending up on the floor?!?!

    • @needa5000
      @needa5000 4 роки тому +79

      @@imanijefferson8900 and where are his boxers/briefs? Why is his bootie meat all out around the house?

    • @KaeRobin
      @KaeRobin 4 роки тому +5

      needa5000 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @matthay706
      @matthay706 4 роки тому +40

      Sounds like his butt butt is broken ... cracked maybe 😏

  • @shelceyhampton5253
    @shelceyhampton5253 4 роки тому +95

    I buy wipes for my 4 year old to wipe himself and it totally grosses him out to have skid marks in his underwear....as it SHOULD and he's FOUR!
    THIS IS GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE!

    • @indiald3373
      @indiald3373 4 роки тому +25

      4 y o to adult male: DO BETTER!

    • @kharlie22
      @kharlie22 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, my 4yo will change his underwear if he thinks there might have been a drip of pee. He calls me in to look at his poop and to wipe him with a wipe before he pulls his pants up.

    • @shequitathompson691
      @shequitathompson691 2 роки тому

      @@kharlie22 q

    • @shequitathompson691
      @shequitathompson691 2 роки тому

      Q

  • @sojothetruth
    @sojothetruth 4 роки тому +154

    He said “don’t cheat on me with Danny Devito and embarrass me in front of my friends” this man is crazy!!!!

  • @aprt23
    @aprt23 4 роки тому +148

    Why the hell is she picking that up and taking pics of it 🤢

    • @kitt7531
      @kitt7531 4 роки тому +16

      Right she's just as nasty. At least he has sense not to touch it after it falls out 👃😷

    • @meemee5660
      @meemee5660 4 роки тому +6

      @@kitt7531 - 😃😄😅🤣😂

    • @EverythingKash
      @EverythingKash 4 роки тому +2

      😢😢😢😢

    • @gramnet
      @gramnet 4 роки тому +1

      just nasty

  • @jaquettaredwine3922
    @jaquettaredwine3922 4 роки тому +39

    That Sméagol voice be having me rollin every single time!!

  • @blkcajunqt_3575
    @blkcajunqt_3575 4 роки тому +175

    Quote of the day: Parents are just people that had unprotected sex, stop putting them on a pedestal. Kevonstage circa 2020

  • @melbuck194
    @melbuck194 4 роки тому +22

    "Russell will know Future into the PAST!" lol

  • @desmonaelloydadashofdes7853
    @desmonaelloydadashofdes7853 4 роки тому +53

    Friday foolishness activate lol

  • @ddave7026
    @ddave7026 4 роки тому +111

    This becoming the Butt channel

  • @flavanthensome
    @flavanthensome 4 роки тому +17

    The long setup for the skillshare read was amazing.

  • @teracarter
    @teracarter 4 роки тому +15

    I cannot stand Kev...Hunchback of Notre Dame mixed with Gollum. 😩😩🤣😂😭😭

  • @km7890km
    @km7890km 4 роки тому +10

    The Future reference is hilarious. Having a Clark Kent is wisdom.

  • @jacksoneric7419
    @jacksoneric7419 4 роки тому +5

    Anybody: dear kev, I'm married and I have a question about my relationship......
    Kev: DIVORCE!!!!!!

  • @LoveNikiRenee
    @LoveNikiRenee 4 роки тому +8

    That man probably meant he was gonna pick up his wife when HE got off work. She needs to mind her bidness!😅

  • @angelbabe30511
    @angelbabe30511 4 роки тому +7

    I’m laughing at whoever said “woo!” After Kev said “Uglier than me!?” Lol

  • @batiyahyisrael
    @batiyahyisrael 4 роки тому +7

    The segues into the commercials, though. 😂😂 I can't.

  • @ReeseJ2U
    @ReeseJ2U 4 роки тому +36

    Maybe he can invent a booty sweat pad to soak up extra booty juices????? Cuz booty sweat is definitely a problem, especially for people that have rather large butt butts!

    • @cyaramist9143
      @cyaramist9143 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins 4 роки тому +7

      😂😂 butt butt gets me EVERY TIME!!

    • @Drika_Nicole
      @Drika_Nicole 4 роки тому +3

      He can wear a panty liner

    • @JF-ru3jg
      @JF-ru3jg 4 роки тому

      🤔😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DoYouEvenPrep
    @DoYouEvenPrep 4 роки тому +5

    The way Kevin says butt EVERY TIME HE MENTIONS IT, LMAO

  • @joyfulday2875
    @joyfulday2875 4 роки тому +12

    Good morning 🌞 everyone! Have a great and bless day.

    • @charray6867
      @charray6867 4 роки тому

      Thank-you! Have a Fabulous Friday!

    • @joyfulday2875
      @joyfulday2875 4 роки тому

      @@charray6867 Thank you have wonderful Saturday and Sunday!!!

  • @misscarter9954
    @misscarter9954 4 роки тому

    “The La Croix of the butt butt” 😂😂😂😂

  • @tionak
    @tionak 4 роки тому +4

    The truth is I’m kind of hungry and I’m tired of doing this for now...
    Same

    • @mochamamat886
      @mochamamat886 4 роки тому

      @kevonstage was Jo Jo in that moment 😆

  • @GodsMusician9784
    @GodsMusician9784 4 роки тому +2

    Man In The Mirror on tape speed up mode 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @angelique707
    @angelique707 4 роки тому +2

    I was about to ask where the suit was, but then I saw it over the hoodie... it’s a look, I guess! 😂

  • @SayManWhat
    @SayManWhat 4 роки тому +20

    Manpon. DO WORK SON. RIP Big Black

  • @ariellvillata1542
    @ariellvillata1542 4 роки тому +1

    Do boi has been teaching Kev how to make the smooth transition to sneak in those ads

  • @sincerelyajg5067
    @sincerelyajg5067 4 роки тому +3

    I heard the set up coming for Skillshare... I see you! Very accurate description of how she will be treated with the ex with good sex.

  • @najahz052583
    @najahz052583 4 роки тому

    The commercial segways are so on point!!! I knew Skillshare was coming when he was talking about the rapper with no skills

  • @sydnipugh
    @sydnipugh 4 роки тому +3

    So..... WE JUST GONE ACT LIKE THAT FIRST PERSON DIDN'T SUBMIT A INSECURE SEASON 1-2 STORYLINE??? 😂😭 that ain't even original sis. But, ion know dat lady *in my Funky Dineva voice*

  • @feliciajones8144
    @feliciajones8144 4 роки тому

    The transition to the skill share commercial is hilarious.

  • @TheSincereSeason
    @TheSincereSeason 4 роки тому

    When he said hey Siri my phone went off!!!!

  • @brys2463
    @brys2463 4 роки тому

    “Should I date someone who’s handicapped ? Am I going to hell for thinking too hard on this ?”
    *psychic ad plays*
    🤦🏽‍♀️😅

  • @teirdalin
    @teirdalin 4 роки тому +2

    Bidets aren't expensive, for an alright one with hot and cold water it's just like $80 and pretty easy to setup. Would suggest the Luxe.

  • @lawabidingcitizen218
    @lawabidingcitizen218 4 роки тому

    😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😆 Hungry anf tired of doing this. HEEEELARIOUS!!!

  • @aintnoway3467
    @aintnoway3467 4 роки тому +4

    That had to be the most uncomfortable choice I have ever seen.

  • @joco7977
    @joco7977 4 роки тому

    I love that painting of yall in the background!

  • @gabriellegreene6010
    @gabriellegreene6010 4 роки тому +1

    A constructive suggestion since I’ve just came across this. All love and no hate. I was looking for your sponsor Honey and I had to scroll through video to find it. Maybe to make it easier you should have a link in the description if that’s possible. Love this series and much love to you and your crew 🖤.

  • @Roache01
    @Roache01 4 роки тому

    9:35 the smoothest ad transition in history 😂. Why is this episode so damn funny 💀.

  • @DustSoilStudio
    @DustSoilStudio 4 роки тому

    Kev is so funny when he's embarrassed. Lol!

  • @reneauk6956
    @reneauk6956 4 роки тому +9

    Sound like an episode of insecure

    • @Hi_Tamera
      @Hi_Tamera 4 роки тому +1

      D'Jreya Boyd same thing I said 😂

  • @lateishaelliott3528
    @lateishaelliott3528 4 роки тому

    “It’s a true story and I don’t know how we got here.” LMBO. The story of my life.

  • @majormediaproductions
    @majormediaproductions 4 роки тому +1

    But she showed the inner corner of the house 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @eri_nique
    @eri_nique 4 роки тому

    "That's code for a cuss.." lol

  • @Ericasentertainments
    @Ericasentertainments 4 роки тому +1

    So you just gonna pull your glasses out of your coffee cup?😂😂😂

  • @Jayhadd21
    @Jayhadd21 4 роки тому

    It’s called a MANPON son! RIP BIG BLACK... the originator

  • @ladykray4eva
    @ladykray4eva 4 роки тому

    OMG I know who the 1st person is!!!😲😣 Down to the 8 yrs of marriage, down to the Father! Im not even kidding. And he is a fan of yours, so good luck to them on the rest of the marriage after seeing this. 😮

  • @tiptip5491
    @tiptip5491 4 роки тому +1

    Yes Kev, I'm trying to figure out how to renovate my bathroom for a bidet. #goals

  • @tessaderr2040
    @tessaderr2040 2 роки тому

    This still my favorite show 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MnM412614
    @MnM412614 4 роки тому

    I’m just laughing at him telling Greg that he wants something else to eat😫🤣,....

  • @PrincesaDeDios74713
    @PrincesaDeDios74713 4 роки тому

    23 and me will not tell you who your father is 😂😂

  • @tochiagbo
    @tochiagbo 4 роки тому

    The La Croix of the butt butt... I-

  • @vickylovega23
    @vickylovega23 4 роки тому

    Least she asked the husband to do more to satisfy. If you don't another will hahahahah

  • @mrsashleyspeaks2394
    @mrsashleyspeaks2394 4 роки тому +5

    My husband does this too. We've been married 10+ years. I occasionally have to deal with finding "booty tissues" around the house. (Are we married to the same man... 👀) 😩. Yes it's gross, unattractive and a turn off. I usually make him pick it up. But above all I honestly try my best not to humiliate him. He ain't perfect but I can't throw throw the whole man away.

  • @Apophis_0
    @Apophis_0 4 роки тому +7

    “ I husband” 🤨

  • @macmayne12
    @macmayne12 4 роки тому +4

    tell that man to get some talc free body powder, he might need some with fragrance yikes

  • @samwhite1079
    @samwhite1079 4 роки тому +1

    Anybody else scroll down to see if she tagged him? 🤣🤣

  • @natashahansel9763
    @natashahansel9763 4 роки тому

    No Kev, NO ONE NO ONE takes boogers from one nostril , share it with the other nostril for freaking BALANCE lol just you Kev

  • @Maceyee1
    @Maceyee1 4 роки тому

    "somebody bout to knock future into the past"

  • @justmyopiniondontbemad253
    @justmyopiniondontbemad253 4 роки тому

    OMG 😂🤣 😂 WTF are u so funny!?!? Att work LMAO OUT LOUD!!! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @DeeQJohnson
    @DeeQJohnson 4 роки тому

    He may find cousins on 23 and Me... but it’s unlikely he’ll find his pappy.

  • @mathwizree
    @mathwizree 4 роки тому

    😳👀😲🤦....I can't...I just can't 🤦🤦

  • @zarahilluminate
    @zarahilluminate 4 роки тому +1

    She should explain about ecoli and other bacteria that lives in the buttcrack and is fine there but can’t just be left all around because it’s fecal matter and a biohazard. You don’t wanna ply around with no ecoli infection. I’ve seen children with them and adults and it’s awful.

  • @christineseyes261
    @christineseyes261 4 роки тому

    My deceased father used to do this toilet tissue in the butt. He died at 101 yrs in 2018 but I never had the nerve to ask him why... LOL

  • @reynadana
    @reynadana 4 роки тому

    If someone whom I personally know does not tell me that the man I'm with is cheating on me, we're no longer friends/family.

  • @KountryEJ910
    @KountryEJ910 4 роки тому

    That man has 3 jobs and this heifer thinking about cheating.. He hope he leaves her cold

  • @sander.n
    @sander.n 4 роки тому +1

    _That second story... Never heard nobody given that many great comments on a "EX" before🤔and than be trash yourself😕... RELEASE the dude!!!_

  • @angelique757
    @angelique757 4 роки тому

    Kevin you are not ugly! Lol You and Melissa are gorgeous couple.

  • @thefreshprince26
    @thefreshprince26 4 роки тому +1

    RIP BIG BLACK INVENTOR OF THE MANPON

  • @MiamiPush2theLimit
    @MiamiPush2theLimit 4 роки тому

    Oh hellllll no the booty tissue is disgusting!!😩😩😩

  • @thehotcpodcast
    @thehotcpodcast 4 роки тому

    Kevonstage, Are you the actor who does the voice over for Big Mouth on Netflix. So hilarious 🤣 ‼️

  • @dwayneparker7259
    @dwayneparker7259 4 роки тому

    I was like nope it happens in 1991 lol that shit is funny

  • @desharteedwards7425
    @desharteedwards7425 4 роки тому +3

    Her husband needs to wear panty liners to absorb moisture so she aint gotta worry about that falling out 😉😉

  • @flyleelee5351
    @flyleelee5351 4 роки тому +2

    The story around 14:00, I've been in that situation. I left it alone. I'm not getting involved 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @Theartsymuslimah175
      @Theartsymuslimah175 4 роки тому

      FlyLeelee i have too twice with two differ friends the first time I said something and she got mad at me I’m like girl.... I’m mad that u don’t see
      She felt like I was mad cuz she had a dude and I didn’t but I wasn’t
      It all came out he had a whole family on the other side of town
      The second friend I kept quiet.... sometimes u gotta let ppl be

    • @flyleelee5351
      @flyleelee5351 4 роки тому

      @@Theartsymuslimah175 Exactly!!💯💯

  • @naturallymemarie9650
    @naturallymemarie9650 4 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 I mean, she knew what she was getting into when she got married. How do you not know he has this habit before marriage? When u said I do, u said I do that habit too so why complain? 🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @donnisha5180
    @donnisha5180 4 роки тому

    I just realized... the booty tissue is falling out because he not wearing drawls!!!! You got the nerve to not wear drawls!!!!

  • @erikaarnold4780
    @erikaarnold4780 4 роки тому

    That might be a deal breaker for me. I wonder how long he kept that t o himself...

  • @JDOUG757
    @JDOUG757 4 роки тому +1

    Bees aint ish but woes and ticks, gotta keep PG for kev on stage fans

  • @msmithivh1
    @msmithivh1 4 роки тому

    Hell naw if she dont want a partner with a disability DOSEN'T MAKE THEM TRASH

  • @jhazmynsimone3268
    @jhazmynsimone3268 4 роки тому

    I love the African accent

  • @mehonesty
    @mehonesty 4 роки тому

    ... add to your first date questions.......LMBO!!!

  • @uristocrat9262
    @uristocrat9262 4 роки тому

    RIP Christopher "Big Black" Boykins, creator of the "Manpon"! Star of MTV's Rob & Big. #theyputitinamusical #othercommentsmentionedthis

  • @reggiethecommenter9137
    @reggiethecommenter9137 4 роки тому

    Simple: have him switch to tighty whitey briefs. There is no way paper can sneak out even if the crack looses its grip.

  • @beenieman79
    @beenieman79 4 роки тому +1

    Powder brother..sweat reducing powder

  • @bigwill4978
    @bigwill4978 4 роки тому

    Tell Doboy to stop sticking toilet paper in his crack!

  • @peaches0799
    @peaches0799 4 роки тому

    Sweaty butt butt, no it sh!++¥ butt butt!!

  • @cjwrice7155
    @cjwrice7155 4 роки тому

    Idk who transitions are better urs on here or doboy on R&R because he been on his game lately lol

  • @BrianJones-dq5rh
    @BrianJones-dq5rh 4 роки тому

    It’s called a “Man-pon”

  • @a.porter9073
    @a.porter9073 4 роки тому

    #dearkevonstage Saw your show in Boston last year. My husband and I were laughing till we cried. If talcum powder works for babies, maybe that will work for him. Hope she sees this post.

  • @terseandtiny1746
    @terseandtiny1746 4 роки тому

    The woman with the high sex drive, does she work? If she isn't working and her husband is slaving to make ends meet she is mad wrong for complaining. She could get some sort of hustle or a job so that he can rest and get it up for her. If she is, y'all need to look at that budget, throw some things off of it and then get it in as a celebration.

  • @bdub724
    @bdub724 4 роки тому

    No dress shirt? I cant do it

  • @TantyCai
    @TantyCai 4 роки тому

    Moving snot from one nostril to the other is just gross. I hope you don't actually do that Kev😂🤦🏿‍♀️

  • @angelique707
    @angelique707 4 роки тому

    “I’ll pick you up after work.” Maybe after he leaves work? Does he not work either? I’m not understanding the thread that lead to the conclusion.

  • @YourMom-jq1pr
    @YourMom-jq1pr 4 роки тому

    That letter was hot.

  • @MokgobiLedwaba
    @MokgobiLedwaba 4 роки тому +99

    Why are they still dating? If you don't like him, dump him ma'am.

    • @Sunshine134chick
      @Sunshine134chick 4 роки тому +4

      Mokgobi Ledwaba he's probably paying ger bills

  • @shelceyhampton5253
    @shelceyhampton5253 4 роки тому +1

    I buy wipes for my 4 year old to wipe himself and it totally grosses him out to have skid marks in his underwear....as it SHOULD and he's FOUR!
    THIS IS GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE!

  • @ssme_
    @ssme_ 4 роки тому +99

    - WTF that is gross and weird. That is not normal. He needed to see a doctor years ago about his leaky butthole.

    • @NatashaVincent
      @NatashaVincent 4 роки тому +3

      The above applies to all Dear Kev entries 😭

  • @crystalpowell8619
    @crystalpowell8619 4 роки тому +92

    Did anyone see the Skillshare promo coming for miles? 😂

    • @sumayzebecreating
      @sumayzebecreating 4 роки тому +6

      I didn't until I did! 😂😂😂

    • @younglaster
      @younglaster 4 роки тому +16

      Yes! I've made a game out of calling the promos before he states them.

    • @najahz052583
      @najahz052583 4 роки тому +2

      Omg yes!!!!

    • @MugethiGitau
      @MugethiGitau 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣 I didn't! I was like what???

  • @brandonk2112
    @brandonk2112 4 роки тому +147

    It dont matter how boring your current boyfriend is if you gonna sneak around and go with your ex, leave the man. Why would you even ask something like that knowing you're the bad guy

    • @kemeckia6803
      @kemeckia6803 4 роки тому +21

      Cause she’s trash! He deserves better

    • @Mintycomenter6000
      @Mintycomenter6000 4 роки тому +7

      That story sounds very similar to the tv show insecure. I wonder if that really happened or if they just sent Kevonstage a storyline lol.

    • @rrun2life
      @rrun2life 4 роки тому +1

      @@Mintycomenter6000 i was thinking that too

  • @NannaP27
    @NannaP27 4 роки тому +76

    The wife needs to put those tissue on his side of the bed. Let him find out how it feels to clean it up.

    • @deniseabrams7212
      @deniseabrams7212 4 роки тому +2

      LMAO

    • @BlurpleFlamingo
      @BlurpleFlamingo 4 роки тому +14

      Nanna P I said put it in his car 🚗. Somewhere that only affects him

    • @NannaP27
      @NannaP27 4 роки тому +6

      @@BlurpleFlamingo yesssss. YESSSS!! The hoods of his hoodies too.

    • @modernmodest5659
      @modernmodest5659 4 роки тому +2

      Then you will have poop bacteria in your bed and it will get on you....

    • @erikaarnold4780
      @erikaarnold4780 4 роки тому +2

      Nanna P I was just staring at my husband trying to imagine him stuffing tissue in his butt...then leaving it on the floor. I think I could murder him for that. I don’t understand how you can see that for years and still respect this man... or sleep with him...or next to him. And that bad hygiene can literally give her infections. Oh lord. The rabbit hole of nasty!!!🤮

  • @djmicth4150
    @djmicth4150 4 роки тому +67

    Break it off with Clark Kent he deserves better

    • @NatashaVincent
      @NatashaVincent 4 роки тому +19

      Facts: The way she delivered the story was fraught with evil and malice. You FaceTime dude when you were having sex? Girl, yuck. No one deserves that disrespect for just being BORING according to you? Sheez