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  • @notev6074
    @notev6074 7 років тому +33

    Cop: You haven't been drinking?
    Jeff: Nope, not a drop. Been sober for about 10 years.
    Jeff (later): " Hope to meet ya at yellow jack, I'll buy y'all a beer! ;)

  • @gunargnar
    @gunargnar 7 років тому +7

    *lawnmower on road* "ALL UNITS RESPOND, WE GOT A LAWNMOWER GOING DOWN THE ROAD!"

  • @OneTeeGlory
    @OneTeeGlory 7 років тому +18

    "Seems pretty dangerous to drive a lawnmower without shoes on" holy shit I hate when they fish for shit like that

  • @gtafan1100
    @gtafan1100 7 років тому +15

    DOJ's officers nowadays be like, "I Got That On My Dash Cam!"

    • @dylanrich69
      @dylanrich69 5 років тому

      Most if not all cops do have dashcams so it is realistic

  • @badb33f34
    @badb33f34 7 років тому +29

    I love how 5 cops arrive and only a verbal warning is given... Seems legit...

    • @Coy.Rug22
      @Coy.Rug22 6 років тому

      BadB33f 3 I saw 7 at one point

  • @AgentMcQueen
    @AgentMcQueen 7 років тому +7

    Oh man, I needed this today. Thank you, Jeff.

  • @akshobhyasharma2750
    @akshobhyasharma2750 7 років тому +6

    jeff's really good in talking it out

  • @asg1151
    @asg1151 7 років тому +35

    I have an idea Jeff. RP as a girl CIV. Start to drive erratically. Every time you get pulled over, flirt with cops. Just RP as if you LOVE all the cops.

    • @Sereous313
      @Sereous313 7 років тому +5

      A better idea is to have Nicole play and do that lol.

    • @asg1151
      @asg1151 7 років тому

      Sereous313 that would work to

  • @Steve_1999
    @Steve_1999 6 років тому +15

    Jeff starts out saying, "I don't drink, I'm 10 years sober" then ends with "maybe I'll see you at the bar & buy you a beer"

    • @Steve_1999
      @Steve_1999 6 років тому

      Darkling276 I thought about that & that's true but I have yet to meet a recovering alcoholic that hangs out in bars buying drinks for other people.

    • @Coy.Rug22
      @Coy.Rug22 6 років тому

      I don’t touch alcohol anymore because my family has a history of heavy drinking I’ve gotten drunk when I was 15 and regret doing that

  • @borntoolate9081
    @borntoolate9081 7 років тому +16

    if i took a shot every time a cop said they have it on dash cam, I would be drunk AF

    • @93h
      @93h 7 років тому +2

      Truth Radics Shut the fuck up if you took one shot you'd be drunk

  • @DanA-mm2yp
    @DanA-mm2yp 5 років тому +13

    Is nobody gonna mention the taxi ad for "Mexican uber" at the end? 😂

  • @jordangage4373
    @jordangage4373 7 років тому +9

    I like how the he told the officers in the grey charger that he was 10 years sober and at the end he said that he would buy them a beer at the yellow jacket. Seems legit

  • @Coy.Rug22
    @Coy.Rug22 6 років тому +9

    I like how 8 cops show up to only give buggs a verbal warning

  • @emmarobinson2575
    @emmarobinson2575 7 років тому +11

    I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard ‘Seems legit’ within four videos . ITS EMBEDDED IN MY BRAIN

    • @scar0633
      @scar0633 6 років тому +1

      Emma Robinson Seems legit

  • @SprintCarsOnly
    @SprintCarsOnly 7 років тому +14

    Here they go again with "my dash cam saw..."

  • @randomriotgaming6103
    @randomriotgaming6103 7 років тому +4

    I like how there's 5 different cops stopping a lawn mower

  • @EuphoricAmbient
    @EuphoricAmbient 7 років тому +10

    "Hey officer wanna pistachio?"

  • @danielhynd
    @danielhynd 7 років тому +30

    were you actually eating pistachios while recording?

    • @jakemeredith7253
      @jakemeredith7253 7 років тому +1

      GRIZZ MASTER if u listen real close it kinda sounds like the cracking of the pistachios lol

  • @dexopdencamp4901
    @dexopdencamp4901 7 років тому +14

    Jeff literally said he is 10 years sober, then proceeds to offer the officers to the yellow jack

  • @believeme680
    @believeme680 7 років тому +5

    LOL that honking XD

  • @JLuster91
    @JLuster91 7 років тому +2

    Ayyyeeeee John is backkk!!!! The coolest officer in DOJ besides Jeff and Martin lolll

  • @Isaac-mn4gs
    @Isaac-mn4gs 7 років тому +4

    Keep up the good work Jeff! I love the DOJ series!!

  • @James_6600
    @James_6600 7 років тому +2

    3 wide mowing FTW

  • @professional-amateurs
    @professional-amateurs 7 років тому +10

    Did anyone else hear polecat make that weird noise like he was dying when he crashed into the light/power pole

  • @simonscott1121
    @simonscott1121 7 років тому +2

    "Ill give you a bicycle"
    Polecat cracks me up.

  • @franktortora5144
    @franktortora5144 7 років тому +14

    I actually got pulled driving my lawnmower on the sidewalk, bringing back from the shop, and she asked me if I was drunk (I was 16) and where my helmet was bc it's like driving an ATV at 5 mph.....

  • @blue_saber_6544
    @blue_saber_6544 7 років тому

    I love these doj's with racing

  • @galaxytraveler5779
    @galaxytraveler5779 7 років тому +6

    "Sir what's happening?" Lmao

  • @EuphoricAmbient
    @EuphoricAmbient 7 років тому +4

    Spicy a new vid!

  • @YetiThaGr8
    @YetiThaGr8 7 років тому +5

    new t shirt... "want a pistachio?"

  • @w.s.659
    @w.s.659 7 років тому +11

    5-6 cops for a verbal warning. seems legit

  • @oof6205
    @oof6205 7 років тому +3

    Yeah I want you to do some Area 51 Stuff like that tank on a truck trying to breach Fort Zancudo or somethin'. or be Escobar again and hes doing a 24 hour challenge in Fort Zancudo.

  • @jordanwhite5720
    @jordanwhite5720 7 років тому +3

    Hey Jeff today is my birthday so this makes it almost a year I've been watching your videos

  • @evenflow1019
    @evenflow1019 7 років тому +3

    LOL the many voices of Jeff

  • @LostInDaSauce28
    @LostInDaSauce28 7 років тому +17

    Doj cops get more unlegit every episode

  • @pedroh.fernandes4780
    @pedroh.fernandes4780 6 років тому +11

    This is why I would be away from DOJ like Jeff: the whole LSPD and the fucking AIR UNIT just for 3 mowers fucking around. :/

  • @kyle6041
    @kyle6041 6 років тому +5

    Should have gone invisible and made it seem like a ghost mower after the gas got stuck

  • @Fat_Jag
    @Fat_Jag 7 років тому +5

    "Mexican Uber at your Service"

  • @auzten-shorts4608
    @auzten-shorts4608 5 років тому +10

    Can you do a wheelie on the mowers? That would be funny 🤣

    • @Yourdad-ty2ki
      @Yourdad-ty2ki 5 років тому +1

      They're font wheel drive so no you can't

  • @yungscxr7315
    @yungscxr7315 7 років тому +5

    He was actually eating pistachios lmao Jeff you’re too funny

  • @polishpirate4148
    @polishpirate4148 7 років тому +3

    Who else liked and subbed before you watched the video I know I did love ure gods Jeff keep up the hard work also one request I know ure busy but a few more xplane 11 vids

  • @joesyotas4232
    @joesyotas4232 7 років тому +1

    That sheriff be roasting with lawn work lmao

  • @cameronduval3685
    @cameronduval3685 7 років тому +1

    "Why would we ever do something like that? That would make it illegal!"

  • @raymondchason2877
    @raymondchason2877 7 років тому +9

    when is the next code zero patrol

  • @thegang5664
    @thegang5664 7 років тому +7

    Jeff you should rp as a guy who drinks so much energy drinks

  • @supersaltyseas7773
    @supersaltyseas7773 7 років тому +7

    Am i the only one that saw the big ass jet in the background at the lawnmower pull over?

  • @toocoolforaname2273
    @toocoolforaname2273 6 років тому +4

    Just imagine if Buggs was on the highway and the lawnmower kept going in a straight line with him off of it 😂😂😂

  • @freshbakedanonymousdoughnu4797
    @freshbakedanonymousdoughnu4797 7 років тому +5

    There should be a purge mod rp
    by day you live your normal life at night u either kill or try o hide or be a hero and save civs

  • @MrHariKushnar
    @MrHariKushnar 7 років тому +5

    There's the pistachios again haha

  • @averyyk
    @averyyk 7 років тому +1

    I watch Jeff Favignano for inspiration for my UA-cam channel. It works

  • @orraviation8418
    @orraviation8418 7 років тому +14

    Why does John always seem to calm things down??

  • @xyoung815x2
    @xyoung815x2 7 років тому +5

    I wanna see bugs get framed for murder !!!

  • @2fast4uPrice
    @2fast4uPrice 7 років тому +3

    Love the video as always Jeff, but it's getting real old of them asking for your information when you haven't committed a crime. The way John did it was great, but there others are pissing me off.

  • @sovietred7371
    @sovietred7371 7 років тому +9

    they honestly gatta stop this dashcam shit

  • @jamhamaudits6791
    @jamhamaudits6791 7 років тому +21

    Please make a civ video where someone is pregnant and you out have to speed the pregnant person to the hospital and if you get pulled over, the officer has to deliver the baby

    • @N1co1as
      @N1co1as 7 років тому +4

      I would really love to see how the officers would react and roleplay that situation :D great idea

  • @3475883
    @3475883 6 років тому +5

    Yoda says, “Aaaaa, The police chickenshit was high in this one.”

  • @bwiebke
    @bwiebke 7 років тому

    Carl McCrackson love it.

  • @adengarner8621
    @adengarner8621 7 років тому +2

    power on the mower

  • @RiskyYT
    @RiskyYT 7 років тому +7

    I couldn't play doj I would get mad at the ignorant role players the cops overreact

  • @danvonhall9846
    @danvonhall9846 7 років тому +3

    Pistachios *__* Does a subscription to you include a bag?

  • @toms9051
    @toms9051 7 років тому +6

    Enjoying the DOJ videos as always, this is just my opinion but that's some poor police work. Treat like suspects after being involved in an accident and an unnecessary amount of officers for one minor offence.

    • @SMOKINJOE2898
      @SMOKINJOE2898 7 років тому

      Master Tom it's almost to the point of "profiling" the lawn mowers because that last cop who caught bugg's and arrested him was sitting in the gas station fuel island just watching them, NOT EVEN GASSING his car up at all.

  • @TechniHype
    @TechniHype 7 років тому +4

    The reason why the cops over react to everything is because the cops have nothing better to do Bc rn in the server the cop to civ ratio is like 15:3. Maybe civ should open back up ADAP and flip the ratio

    • @nicolasbilal6449
      @nicolasbilal6449 7 років тому +1

      Brett Young and they aren't letting more civs apply rn.

  • @darrenswander
    @darrenswander 7 років тому +2

    Remember jeffs shred lessons??

  • @KDill29
    @KDill29 3 роки тому +2

    More standing around getting harrassed about the damn cops, than racing.

  • @nicolasbilal6449
    @nicolasbilal6449 7 років тому +1

    Can you do sahp. I know you have to apply but it would be fun to watch

  • @koistyled
    @koistyled 7 років тому +1

    lmfao this was great

  • @chamaster100
    @chamaster100 7 років тому

    Great Video!!

  • @J_Caban
    @J_Caban 7 років тому +2

    Jeff snitching on everybody damn

  • @zacharycannon7565
    @zacharycannon7565 7 років тому

    Jeff you can customize the wheel you just look down and click on the wheel

  • @ember_shep8181
    @ember_shep8181 7 років тому +1

    Jacks awesome.

  • @acoheco2264
    @acoheco2264 7 років тому

    Jeff what's the estimated time does a DOJ app take to be responded too?

    • @brycenpotts01
      @brycenpotts01 7 років тому

      FragaZ mine got responded to the next day

  • @SylvieCanuck
    @SylvieCanuck 4 роки тому +2

    Anyone know what video the clip at 0:16 is from? I don't remember and am having a time trying to find it.

  • @Murph_the_robot
    @Murph_the_robot 7 років тому +2

    Does john have a youtubechannel?

  • @jonathanparker3313
    @jonathanparker3313 4 роки тому +1

    This episode is brought to you by I broke my s***. Com

  • @user-en8hj5et9h
    @user-en8hj5et9h 7 років тому +1

    Jeff rp a emergency plane landing and buggs is Carl McMillionaire

    • @kagon3962
      @kagon3962 7 років тому

      he has done a emergency plane landing rp before on doj

  • @roubeacon2401
    @roubeacon2401 7 років тому

    More EMS pls :)

  • @khantavanphommasa3096
    @khantavanphommasa3096 7 років тому +3

    Wait do lawnmowers have horns on real life? Why would Lawn Mowers Did Horns?!

  • @doctorguap
    @doctorguap 7 років тому +2

    Jeff reply if you can but what happened to Zach he’s never in the doj’s and I’m always sad because he invented zachin’ it and everything. Thank you

  • @shugababy9377
    @shugababy9377 7 років тому

    You and polecat and buggs do a mowing video

  • @yungkidnf
    @yungkidnf 6 років тому +1

    Hey, I saw Alex!

  • @gunargnar
    @gunargnar 7 років тому

    What was that first cop doing when he pulled you over??!!

  • @9176471092
    @9176471092 7 років тому +2

    I like the show do you want a pistachio

  • @tsarrite
    @tsarrite 7 років тому +4

    DOJ has got to get a handle on the use of the dash cam BS.

    • @derpycwc
      @derpycwc 7 років тому

      tsarrite BlackHallow having a dash cam makes sense tho cuz he was probably recording

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 7 років тому

      What would make sense for a future DOJ update is to make use of GTA V's action replay functionality and use that to upload temporary "dashcam" clips to the DOJ servers...

  • @tacticalmojo109
    @tacticalmojo109 7 років тому +1

    Hey Jeff

  • @fate_aimbot6378
    @fate_aimbot6378 7 років тому +1

    Just here

  • @antoniorob8516
    @antoniorob8516 7 років тому +2

    You is the best 😄

  • @sincircooper5014
    @sincircooper5014 7 років тому +2

    What happened to LAWENFORCEMENT

    • @93h
      @93h 7 років тому +1

      sincir Cooper He posted one yesterday fuck tard

    • @zachjones7949
      @zachjones7949 7 років тому +1

      Its Fuzzy lol

  • @benjiputman6227
    @benjiputman6227 6 років тому +2

    I like it 😂😂

  • @Kevin-oz5rh
    @Kevin-oz5rh 6 років тому +1

    Is this on xbox or PC? Because when he was filling up his gas tank, it showed a blue X button to refill

    • @bryangonzalez9112
      @bryangonzalez9112 6 років тому +1

      Kevin Isberg I think it is a pc!

    • @abbo4964
      @abbo4964 6 років тому

      Jeff uses a controller but sometimes he uses a keyboard and that's all I know but I think he plays on pc

    • @Jackson099
      @Jackson099 6 років тому +1

      It's on PC and he plays with an Xbox controller

  • @keenanwaterhouse
    @keenanwaterhouse 7 років тому

    In my town you can drive mowers

  • @florentchenaux7587
    @florentchenaux7587 7 років тому +2

    jeff, test the new dash 8 q400 on Aerofly FS2 !

  • @aspectridge3824
    @aspectridge3824 7 років тому

    can J&B trucking for American truck simulator come back please !

  • @dgxvvgcx9909
    @dgxvvgcx9909 7 років тому

    Good job Black hollow

    • @dgxvvgcx9909
      @dgxvvgcx9909 7 років тому +2

      Blackhollow comes in there knowing nothing and asks the same question s

  • @shelfingtonthe3rd659
    @shelfingtonthe3rd659 7 років тому +10

    Jeff on your next Leo. ignore Polecat, and tell every Leo on the server to ignore Polecat . This scenario can be really funny. let's see how it plays out for everyone.

    • @castino4323
      @castino4323 7 років тому +1

      Shelfington The 3rd It would be fail roleplay

    • @BeanoPlays
      @BeanoPlays 7 років тому

      It'd also be a joke mate...

  • @roset9835
    @roset9835 7 років тому

    Love

  • @billharris2549
    @billharris2549 7 років тому +6

    is this on pc

    • @vtprobros4520
      @vtprobros4520 7 років тому +1

      Bill Harris yes this is five m a different mod and stuff for GTA which hosts lots of servers including doj

    • @billharris2549
      @billharris2549 7 років тому +1

      thanks

  • @Coy.Rug22
    @Coy.Rug22 6 місяців тому

    Why do cops always say do you know why I pulled you over when they know why

  • @Qardo
    @Qardo 4 роки тому +5

    All these lawnmowers vs Cops BS. Reminds me of a story a long time ago. At the time, a kid (16) mowing lawns for the neighborhood he lived in. A small rural town. Well, the local police were giving him shit for driving his mower on quiet, not busy rural roads. Going from one job to the next. Went so far as to give him a ticket. This was like...shit 20 years ago. So it is a really old story. Yet this kind of BS happens in real life. When in reality. It isn't illegal. It is not safe but it is not illegal.
    Really the beginning of it all. I have to question the quality of these officers on this server. Go so long to go through all this TRAINING to get on the server to play. They do shit like this? Yeah...I do not care how old this video is. This shit STILL happens. It becomes unfun playing as a Civ. As the whole game becomes a Police State and you can be given jail time for just walking on a blade of grass.
    Meanwhile, while being police. It is no better. When the quality of those recruited does not do a simple task. being mindful of the world around them. Jeff has been seen doing this a lot. So you are not off the hook. I think there needs to be a lot of house cleaning and crackdowns on those who are not going to perform well as officers.

    • @KDill29
      @KDill29 3 роки тому

      Cool story bro

  • @sobbing_sundew5973
    @sobbing_sundew5973 7 років тому

    Hello everyone!

  • @giovegas702-8
    @giovegas702-8 7 років тому +1

    Hi