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That line killed me "How does a fishing rod survive going in to lava? Actually its made of an incredibly strong material known as video game Bullsh..."
The snail being a billionaire implies it has a superb understanding of business, as a fellow immortal billionaire I'm sure we could work out something more beneficial than trying to kill the other with anti-immortality knives.
Dragoon funny that you pose this question if I and the superintelligent snail where together when it started i would get a towel and put the snail in a hamster ball
Hmm if the Christmas vid came out today then I can't wait for september fools (not saying you don't post enough I know how hard it is to get good content)
I arrived here for the sharks, i stayed for the 100% scoientific Santa Claus lore. This post has totally not been written with the aid of superintelligent snails.
Dragoon: the scariest thing is people giving fruit instead of candy Me: gets pennies. IT'S 2022 AND YOU'RE STILL GIVING OUT PENNIES about fruit: you think I look like a teacher? now go and buy some PROPER CANDY
How to beat snails 1. Acquire salt shaker 2. Spend 20 years becoming a martial arts master 3. Scrap the old salt shaker and make a new one out of plutonium 4. Have an epic fight to the death across time and space 5. Both die in a final battle ending in a giant salty mushroom cloud
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how was this commented two hours ago when the video is less than 5 minutes old?
It is very interesting how Dragoon manages to create different nonsensical Inside jokes every video and still manage to have it make sense
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and then a piano fell on him
bro his theory is literally as real as jesus christ lmao
"we learnt hot cross buns on the recorder"
It is very interesting how this guy made a comment that contradicts itself, but still manages to make sense.
I honestly want more rock jokes because dragoon saying them makes them 10x more funnier
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Never take them for granite though.
@@toadnado4399 na na na the rock dwayne johnson jokes is what I actually meant
"I may be a monster, but Im an effective one."
I am living by that quote now.
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Me and my family love watching your documentries, this santa special was the best so far. never knew how santa came to be, thanks for teaching me
dragoons humor is so good that everyone watches the ad
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I never knew fishermen could be this funny
@@KemerGemer woooosh
I also didn’t knew that this comment would get attention
@@astrocomrade5323 how did you do that?
Your videos have slowly got more and more chaotic slowly but surely
And I 100% respect you for it
That line killed me
"How does a fishing rod survive going in to lava? Actually its made of an incredibly strong material known as video game Bullsh..."
this is very interesting to watch Dragoon look for Santa
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Haven't played skyblock in over a year but your comedy and randomness have kept me watching your vids
As someone who prefers your non-Skyblock videos, this was the best one so far
I am glad
@@Dragoon45 my boy what manga was that hook a brother out!!
@@ilostmyotheracc8704 what are you talking about
You know dragoon is the only channel where I need to check the description to see if he is actually sponsored or just taking the piss
Gotta keep you on your toes
Love the intro, my kind of humor. First video I ever saw of you, 35 seconds in and i'm already subscribed.
Nice dragoon has alot of chaotic videos you should watch
@@Shadowbirth1 Im for sure as hell going to do that!
@@maliku.0345 He also has an alt called dra2oon he does vids on other games there
I also am an avid hunter for Santa mid-April
dear god i saw santa in the title and thought it was a rare mob that was new that i didnt know about
this guy made 17 seasons of a show in 9 minutes
The story telling is on top 🔝
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im still not used to you getting the big sponsors, good job jragon
weird right
these video's are absolutely hillarious i love it
Holy shit the subtle metal references end me everytime. That was the new Rolo Tomassi at the end
i am quite pleased that dragoon knows oneshot
So am I.
yaaaaa
I nearly spat out my cereal at the piano joke
He sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake.....
he knows if you liked or not so like for goodness sake.
The snail being a billionaire implies it has a superb understanding of business, as a fellow immortal billionaire I'm sure we could work out something more beneficial than trying to kill the other with anti-immortality knives.
Good luck bro, ya goona be needing it foor the new Neetheer update
the hurt of zanta of a fish in a shark of a killer santa
Man, the super intellegent snail storyline was amazing
Dragoon funny that you pose this question if I and the superintelligent snail where together when it started i would get a towel and put the snail in a hamster ball
I love the crazy story's in his videos, they are so entertaining
u always do the weirdest stuff, but its the best stuff out there
Usually I like your videos but this one was too chaotic for me to stay engaged
I’m surprised he dosent get PTSD from the baubles since they were golden globes in the Jerry event
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Ah yes strongest metal in the universe "video game bull-"
You know It’s a good day when dragoon uploads
2:34 10/10 manga, totally wholesome, surprised to see it
Snail Tips, This is the true reason why I have subbed
those guitar rifts are the best parts of the video
1:50 Dragoon: i need more space.
Also dragoon hast 1tb of free space between two drives
Now I just want a movie: Santa vs. The Snail - The Battle of Millennia
Hey dragoon love the content
“That thing” at the start is Azathoth from the Cthulhu mythos
You know its a good day when dragoon uploads
Its always a good day when Dragoon uploads
im in love with ur videos
The one shot reference made me laugh
Hmm if the Christmas vid came out today then I can't wait for september fools (not saying you don't post enough I know how hard it is to get good content)
"wait, its all snail?"
"alway has been"
BEST VID EVER
“I may be a monster, but I’m an effective one.”
It’s the best day when dragoon uploads.
MY Santa is still addicted to video games from the time he faced jerry
Finally a good video that explains usefull stuff and not those random things about planets and humanity.
I mean what are those
This is real science
I want a pet santa! I'd force it to get me presents everyday- I mean what?
He managed to make skyblock fishing look fun
As an Australian, I can agree with learning the most important thing in our life, hot cross bun on the recorder.
yes
im not australian
BRO LORE IS GETTING BIGGER KEEP GOING WE NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE SNAIL
Snail: exists
Me: laughs in salt
The perfect thing to keep me away from my homework
What an inspirational title
snails only fear are the baguettes and ouis
I enjoyed the PowerPoint presentation
the waffle in the video is incredible
Now that this video came out you could say Christmas came early!!! Hahahahaha 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😄😃😃🤣😄😃
0:58 that took me back :)
Ironically, the sharks in the kiddie pools are of no danger to the kids because the pool is filled with much easier and tastier prey.
merry christmas, dragoon
Dragoon has killed Santa in two games... Terraria and Hypixel Skyblock.
IRL Santa is next.
😧😧😧
Fun fact: tigers have false eyes on their ears to ward off predators, so I’m more scared about whatever a tiger considers a predator
Other tigers?
This is why Hanukkah. Only thing that chases me is unkosher foods.
6:00 in Australia you are actually taught shark self defence techniques in school as a part of beach safety.
I'm not joking
what, I wasn't. why did they want me to be eaten?
Someone gave me a piece of corn for Halloween once. Not a cob, not a candy corn, a piece of corn
I arrived here for the sharks, i stayed for the 100% scoientific Santa Claus lore. This post has totally not been written with the aid of superintelligent snails.
Skill share helps in theoretical world domination.
I'll find out what the knife is made of, make or buy a magnet that pulls that material get the knife then kill the snail.
2:00 pov you don’t have enough content
Wtf did i Just watch ? And why is that so addicting
"I said words" -dragoon
In 9 mins he successfully killed an immortal being and became a cracked fisherman lmao
dragoon i'd like to thank you for the snail strategy.
that intro is top notch
I live in Australia. I feel your pain.
"Don't turn on the taps or the Pacific Ocean will join your kitchen" - Dragoon
But what if I told you I WAS THE SNAIL ALL ALONG
Sheeesh nice video
This was the weirdest clusterfvck I have ever seen
Dragoons accent is amazing
I love it man
santa has a evil twin like dragoon...
I don't know if you tried to set a new highscore on the number of stock photos in one video but you probably got it.
Gotta love how the scythe was Crescent Rose (Ruby Rose's gun-scythe from RWBY)
I am truly scared of Snails now.
I love the oneshot reference, Im surprised you know oneshot
But like, that exanation for Santa actually makes sense within those rules
Dragoon: the scariest thing is people giving fruit instead of candy
Me: gets pennies. IT'S 2022 AND YOU'RE STILL GIVING OUT PENNIES
about fruit: you think I look like a teacher? now go and buy some PROPER CANDY
that was a lot to take in at once
How to beat snails
1. Acquire salt shaker
2. Spend 20 years becoming a martial arts master
3. Scrap the old salt shaker and make a new one out of plutonium
4. Have an epic fight to the death across time and space
5. Both die in a final battle ending in a giant salty mushroom cloud
2:34
don't ask me how I know this, but that manga is called 復讐を希う最強勇者は、闇の力で殲滅無双する
Very wholesome manga
@@vicblade absolutely
A guy trying to make the world a better place.
damn he actually got the sponsorship props to u man ✨🎉🎉🎊
The music starting at 4:40 almost sounds like the Daredevil intro theme.
Meerkat is a horrifying creature