Look at me with my pitiful third time watching... What is your favorite part?!? Mine is when Jeremy calls Kat @ 2:20:42 Also “My cards spell 1337” @ 2:17:22
Paulooza mine is Gavin’s dry spell “Now you wouldn’t think it, but I can’t go” and then Jeremy accidentally uses his 7 and fucks up his hand. It’s just such an amazing sequence of events.
@@imalmostbatman My favorite is Jack dissing on UNO instead of listening to the 500 point conversation. He effectively doubled the video time by not letting Gavin win.
10:06 -100 cards drawn 22:25 -end of first round card total 191 22:36 - 200 cards drawn 32:34 - 300 cards drawn 33:28 - end of second round card total 306 36:41 - end of third round card total 357 38:56 - 400 cards drawn 39:00 end of fourth round card total 401 47:20 -500 cards drawn 59:05 - 600 cards drawn (and an hour of my life wasted) 1:07:43 -666 1:12:41 - 700 cards drawn 1:15:13 - I got you, Jack. Dick. 1:12:31 - 800 cards drawn. Bye, Ryan! 1:24:42 - end of fifth round (so far the longest and most gainful) total cards 818 1:30:55 - 900 cards drawn 1:37:40 - end of sixth round total cards 956 1:39:12 - 1000 cards drawn. Why am i doing this. I have things to do. 1:45:06 - end of seventh round total cards 1046 1:48:56 - 1100 cards drawn 1:58:47 - 1200 cards drawn 2:09:50 - 1300 cards drawn. (No, Jack, im not kidding you.) 2:19:36 - end of eighth round. Total cards 1385. The last hand. Only half an hour left. Time to go to work. 2:19:50 - 1400 cards drawn 2:28:23 - 1500 cards drawn 2:37:14 - And as the sun sets (or rather, rises) on this monumentous day, the final card count stands at 1551 total cards drawn. Enough for 14 individual decks of uno cards played in nine rounds. Merry late christmas everybody.
You know I watched this before Christmas. I come back because I needed a laugh and I just see this. Dude the pain you went through to get these stats bother me but I praise it. Hope they do a sequel to the movie.
*The Godfather* is IMDb's highest rated entry to have won an Oscar for Best Picture, and currently sits at a rating of 9.2/10. This movie is rated 9.5/10.
Can you blame them though, no stupid romance plots, no gratuitous explosions or bad jokes, just laughter and other people's pain, also I highly recommend just reading the entire IMDb page as it is hilarious
Have a look at hat films uno gameplay where they just each capture their footage, then cut everyone’s cards out and put them facing the camera on one persons perspective so you can see all the cards. Work smarter not harder haha
As much as I love this, I realize there can never be a sequel. This biggest part is, if they do another one, they will schedule adequate time for it. The reason it's so funny is because of the stress of knowing they want to just go home, but too stubborn to let someone else win. Another one won't have the same mind-breaking stress that led to the hilarity of this video.
I feel like a wager could help that. Like person who wins gets to go home, and just have the other ah members on standby....until every person has played. Going till it's a 1 on 1. Though that might be too long lol
I mean honestly it would still be entertainng because I've played 7s and 0s with freinds and both of them never want to play uno again after, it is hilarious.
Oh god, that means there was almost 3 hours of footage, between 4 different view points Ignoring the seconds, and leaving room for error, with the credits, that's 10 hours and 56 minutes of footage, that their poor editor had to go through, splicing the different view points. JUST UNDER 12 HOURS OF FOOTAGE. No wonder their reply to counting every card was a "go fuck yourself" from the poor editor
Remember that long ass round where Gavin near the end told the editor to go back and count how many cards were drawn total that game and editor put “no” followed by “go fuck yourself” and he also put in that jazz music for a few seconds
I may have miscounted somewhere in there but I did count the cards nonetheless Game 1 - 176 cards (0:17) Game 2 - 103 cards (22:31) Game 3 - 30 cards (33:34) Game 4 - 23 cards (36:48) *shortest game* Game 5 - 393 cards (39:06) *longest game* Game 6 - 119 cards (1:24:48) Game 7 - 67 cards (1:37:46) Game 8 - 320 cards (1:45:10) Game 9 - 146 cards (2:18:43) For a grand total of 1,377 cards to my count (give or take a few) in uno the movie dealt. You're welcome Jack...
Just wanted to point out that this has a 9.5 rating on IMDB and 10,000 votes. Movies need 25,000 votes to be on the Top 250, which it would be #1. As far as I can tell, this is considered a movie in the eyes of IMDB.
"Ryan's last play of the game (before he leaves) is to use a Wild Draw Four Card on Geoff and change the color to yellow. Had he changed the color to green, Gavin would have won with 500 points and the movie would have ended an hour and a half early, effectively cutting the length in half." -IMDb (1:21:37)
Shortly afterwards, Geoff could have turned the color of his wild to yellow and let Gavin win with the yellow zero, but he changed the color to blue instead. However, there may not have been enough points in play to win anyway.
I love how, jokes aside, no one can argue that this IS an actual professional movie, by all means: -It's over an hour long -It has characters -Has various arcs -Has a defined genre (Drama/Comedy) -It was made by professional cinematographers (Gavin, Geoff...) -It's monetized -And it even has ratings. All it needs now it's some awards.
I like how you edited this comment and still fucked it up xD I can argue that this IS a an actual professional movie, and so your statement "no one can argue that this IS an actual professional movie" is wrong. Grammar Nazi OUT! *flies away*
Gotta give it to the mad man... video would have been half the length and not a(s much of a) thing... the mad king does know how to make a good video great.... who knew
Best moments. The Ryan-Jeremy switch between: 3:46 Y'know what my favourite hand is: 13:04 "Here's lookin' at you": 17:12 0-7-7: 21:19 Geoff's first Win: 22:19 Geoff gets excited: 31:59 Lil' J wins 68 points: 33:21 Ryan Loves it and Gavin wins: 36:16 Gavin wins again: 38:49 Gavin-Geoff switch between 42:05 Gavin makes a mistake: 44:00 "Do I have red?": 46:15 What color green...?: 48:55 "Is it clockwise?": 53:44 The beginning of the hoard: 56:23 The hoard is unleashed: 1:02:24 Trump Prediction: 1:08:04 "All the pretty things are broken!": 1:11:34 Editor commentary: 1:15:06 Jack swaps in: 1:21:34 Jack wins: 1:24:35 "Stack it up": 1:25:36 "If You're still with us": 1:28:14 Gavin looses his shit: 1:33:22 "AH YOU SLUT!": 1:34:13 Keep them coming: 1:34:35 The clean round: 1:35:20 "Now you wouldn't think it-" 1:36:35 Jeremy makes a mistake: 1:36:47 Geoff Wins: 1:37:35 Chain of 7: 1:40:54 Jeremy then Gavin loses their shit: 1:42:23 Jeremy wins again: 1:44:56 "Gonna come at ya hard.": 1:47:22 Jack loses his shit: 1:55:59 Noone wants to lose: 2:04:01 "Oh there's a red 7": 2:06:30 "Remember these?": 2:10:30 Jack wins an empty victory: 2:19:28 Jeremy calls his wife: 2:20:40 An apology: 2:24:27 "Keep 'em coming!": 2:25:35 Final Victory: 2:36:50 The credits: 2:37:35 Did I miss any? Also I actually fucking watched this twice...
@@jlaw131985 oh shit that was Gavin talking to him wasn't it lol? I have no idea why I thought that was Jack. Why would Gavin even try, Lil J could probably throw him through the roof.
I first saw this nearly two years ago, and now at 3 am in 2018, I find myself bored enough and full of just the right touch of self-loathing to do it again. Here’s lookin at you, kid.
It’s the end of AH and I’m still watching this video. My aunt and uncle died. I’m detoxing. And this is the video I choose. Bless you guys for being so entertaining.
1:24:57 is low-key my favourite exchange. Jack: "Should we pause this and pick it up tomorrow?" Gavin: "Are you having a laugh?" Geoff: "We gotta finish!" Gavin: "We gotta keep going!" Jeremy: "Are you serious?!" Geoff: "Yeah!" Gavin: "It's a game of Uno!"
i love the difference in reactions to jacks win at 2:19:00 gavin: screaming in pure anguish jeremy: complete and utter disbelief jack: the laughter of a broken soul geoff: dead silence
The incredible thing about this is that it has a film arc! Four friends enter a game of uno and the only way to get out is to win. They don't realise that early on, one of the group has sealed their fate (Gavin chose the points). A fifth person comes by, and becomes a human sacrifice to save one of the group (Ryan leaving and Jack taking his place). There's in fighting, because they all believe that only the winner will win (their freedom but that's getting a little too abstract). Eventually, the purest of the group realises that in order for them to escape, they must work together and sacrifice themselves to help one win, hopefully ensuring their freedom. But this was the key, and that group member ends up freeing them all in a 'Harry Potter only those who want it but don't want to use it may have it' twist. Jeremy is the unlikely saviour of the group. It's a damn horror film and I'm living
I'd say that Ryan is like the antagonist of the film, as he has the chance to end it all over an hour earlier. But doesn't... leaving the group to rot while he leaves them behind.
I'd actually also add that Jeremy also becomes an unnecessary antagonist because then he forces the game to keep going out of a grudge that apparently got born out of nowhere in the movie, due to lazy writing on his part and trying to push an even more dramatic time in the movie.
Jeremy: Jack if you could throw down a red 3... Jack: *does exactly that* Jeremy: Thank you. Everyone: *mass confusion* Still one of the best movies out there.
Uno: The Movie - The Directory 1:20 The First Zero 1:55 The First 7 3:10 UnFOURtunate 3:48 "Here's lookin' at you, kid" - The Origin 5:08 "How so very dare you" 6:01 The First Uno 9:35 "Maybe this game will last even longer..." 13:12 "...My favorite hand..." 14:19 "Here's lookin' at you..." (A.K.A HLAY... Get ready for a lot of them lol) 16:20 HLAY 16:57 HLAY 17:12 HLAY 17:25 HLAY 18:02 "...One of the longest videos..." 22:22 First Blood 23:46 "...Gonna be a long game..." 25:09 "...Deciding the new president and we're playing Uno..." 31:41 "It's an endurance game" 32:00 "YOU DUMB BITCH! YOU IDIOT!" (A.K.A. "You can call Uno?") 33:31 "We're gonna be here the rest of our lives!" 35:42 Color blind Jeremy 39:00 The End is Nigh... Or Is It? 43:53 - 44:34 "You really got me there... Shot me in the brain with a dumb bullet" 46:14 "Do I have red?" 48:56 "What color green?" 53:43 "Always clockwise?" 58:34 HLAY 1:02:20 - 1:03:05 "It's out of his hands...", "He's hoarding zeros!" 1:12:07 "All the pretty things are broken " 1:15:00 - 1:15:20 "Go fuck yourselves" (bottom right corner) 1:19:34 "I've got one minute", "You know what else you got?" 1:21:30 The Continuation, A.K.A The Swithcheroo (bye bye Ryan, you madman) 1:22:10 One Foot in the Grave (officially past halfway point of the movie) 1:24:30 Beginner's Luck (Jack's first win) 1:26:52 - 1:27:30 "We're coming up on the length of a feature film", "Uno: The Movie" 1:29:00 "We've made more data than the game is" 1:34:28 From 3 to 17... 1:36:16 HLAY 1:37:40 "You can't be serious... We're not going again, are we?" 1:42:56 "You should really call your Uno's..." 1:45:00 "I'm sorry... I don't know why I won..." 1:47:23 "I'm gonna come at ya hard" 1:53:18 "Red 3?" (A.K.A. Jeremy the Oracle) 1:59:54 "When I was about 12..." 2:04:17 "Everybody wants to go home, but nobody wants to lose" 2:07:24 The Death of the Red 7 2:12:00 "...Uno cards driving down the street..." 2:18:15 "I traded my ocean for a bigger ocean!" 2:19:30 "We can't do another one! We can't!" 2:20:58 Hi Cat! 2:24:28 Apology accepted, Gavin 2:30:40 The Attack of the Purple Blur 2:35:54 "I don't want to win!" 2:37:10 The End is Nigh... Seriously this time 2:37:40 Credits
Got it favourited, along with a number of classics, the golf and worms series, HORSE, Fails of the weak, Rainbow six, just to name a couple. I miss RT so much, but I am thankful these will always be here.
Well since the editor didn't count the cards someone had to. Total number of cards used (drawn, including the starting 7): 1,542 (or just over 14 Uno packs). Longest round (5): 413 cards (26% of total) Shortest round (4): 43 cards (2.7%) Geoff - 431 cards (28%) Jeremy - 399 cards (26%) Ryan& Jack - 359 cards (23%) Gavin - 353 cards (23%) This was fun :) counting is calming. Might be a couple off but hopefully no one minds
*11/10 IGN* _"Action-packed"_ - New Yorker _"Suspenseful from beginning to end"_ - Meta Critic _"Stunning!"_ - Roger Ebert _"Gripping"_ - IMDB _"A film the whole family can enjoy"_ - Rotten Tomatoes _"You don't want to miss this masterpiece"_ - Yahoo! Movies
"Makes me wish I didn't perform my last trick!" - Harry Houdini "What a twist! Didn't see that one coming!" - M. Night Shamalyan. "Best audio podcast ever!" - Stevie Wonder "Way better than Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Star Trek put together!" - General George Washington "Makes me want to rethink my planet's desire to colonize Earth!" - Alien overlord
This is my first time actually sitting down to watch this, and knowing how it ends, the tone at the beginning invokes the same kind of feeling as watching a horror movie and knowing the family is moving into a haunted house.
When I watched this I read the description/a comment that compared this to a horror film and in my head I thought it'd be like an AH Musical kinda thing where the game turned into a classic horror film. Little did I know it was much more than that--a psychological horror film.
Bad Bad Platypus I always said Gavin's line "Everyone wants to go home, but no one wants to lose." Should be the tag line for Uno the movie What solidifies this even more is that even when they tried to end it by letting Gavin win, it ended up changing.
You know, sometimes I have some time, want to watch a movie, so I think to myself "What do you wanna watch? Something artistic and cinematic like Citizen Kane or Synecdoche New York?" And then, I remember that this exists. And I watch it. Every. Time.
I'll never forget when this video came out. It was my sophomore year in high-school and I had a big essay to write. I saw this video and thought "This would make good background noise." Needless to say, I'll never remember what that essay was about. But I'll always remember Uno the movie. R.I.P. Achievement Hunter
I never realized but Kudos to whoever edited this video. To continually edit and switch captures corresponding to the players who has the turn is enough of a pain to begin with, but with Zeros and Sevens getting thrown around, it truly took a lot of time. My personal thanks to the hardworking editor!
Credit to Jake Jarvis: Uno: The Movie - The Directory 1:20 The First Zero 1:55 The First 7 3:10 UnFOURtunate 3:48 "Here's lookin' at you, kid" - The Origin 5:08 "How so very dare you" 6:01 The First Uno 9:35 "Maybe this game will last even longer..." 13:12 "...My favorite hand..." 14:19 "Here's lookin' at you..." (A.K.A HLAY... Get ready for a lot of them lol) 16:20 HLAY 16:57 HLAY 17:12 HLAY 17:25 HLAY 18:02 "...One of the longest videos..." 22:22 First Blood 23:46 "...Gonna be a long game..." 25:09 "...Deciding the new president and we're playing Uno..." 31:41 "It's an endurance game" 32:00 "YOU DUMB BITCH! YOU IDIOT!" (A.K.A. "You can call Uno?") 33:31 "We're gonna be here the rest of our lives!" 35:42 Color blind Jeremy 39:00 The End is Nigh... Or Is It? 43:53 - 44:34 "You really got me there... Shot me in the brain with a dumb bullet" 46:14 "Do I have red?" 48:56 "What color green?" 53:43 "Always clockwise?" 58:34 HLAY 1:02:20 - 1:03:05 "It's out of his hands...", "He's hoarding zeros!" 1:12:07 "All the pretty things are broken " 1:15:00 - 1:15:20 "Go fuck yourselves" (bottom right corner) 1:19:34 "I've got one minute", "You know what else you got?" 1:21:30 The Continuation, A.K.A The Swithcheroo (bye bye Ryan, you madman) 1:22:10 One Foot in the Grave (officially past halfway point of the movie) 1:24:30 Beginner's Luck (Jack's first win) 1:26:52 - 1:27:30 "We're coming up on the length of a feature film", "Uno: The Movie" 1:29:00 "We've made more data than the game is" 1:34:28 From 3 to 17... 1:36:16 HLAY 1:37:40 "You can't be serious... We're not going again, are we?" 1:42:56 "You should really call your Uno's..." 1:45:00 "I'm sorry... I don't know why I won..." 1:47:23 "I'm gonna come at ya hard" 1:53:18 "Red 3?" (A.K.A. Jeremy the Oracle) 1:59:54 "When I was about 12..." 2:04:17 "Everybody wants to go home, but nobody wants to lose" 2:07:24 The Death of the Red 7 2:12:00 "...Uno cards driving down the street..." 2:18:15 "I traded my ocean for a bigger ocean!" 2:19:30 "We can't do another one! We can't!" 2:20:58 Hi Cat! 2:24:28 Apology accepted, Gavin 2:30:40 The Attack of the Purple Blur 2:35:54 "I don't want to win!" 2:37:10 The End is Nigh... Seriously this time 2:37:40 Credits
The IMDb summary of this video is great: At the end of a workday, the only thing anybody wants to do is go home. Unfortunately, that won't be happening tonight. Five co-workers play a game of UNO with ridiculous rules, and it quickly spirals into insanity. Only one can walk out of the office with their head held high, while the others wallow in their defeat. Join Geoff "Corpirate" Ramsey, Jack "Eats'a'lot" Pattillo, Ryan "The Mad King" Haywood, Gavin "The Momentum" Free, and Jeremy "Monster Truck" Dooley in the most anticipated card game ever witnessed in: UNO: The Movie. Over 8,000 people reviewed this and it got an overall average of 9.7/10 stars. This UA-cam video got better ratings than the most recent Oscar winning films. If this appears on Critic Metascore and/or Rotten Tomatoes I am so done with the internet.
The fact that someone, either a fan or a RT employee, actually took the time to create this page blows my mind. The trailer is definitely the best part of the page.
I like how with Ryan's last card, if he made it green instead of yellow, Gavin would have won the entire game that round and they could've all gone home
My phone has decided this is my favorite UA-cam video. It’s always on the “next video” list, and I somehow always watch it while I’m asleep. For months now, Uno: The Movie has played in the background while I sleep, and I swear I know every word of this 2 and a half hour movie. It’s engraved in my brain, I am one with the Uno now
This was the greatest experience of my life From the Red 7 To The here's looking at you To the I'm done with this handx2 To Geoff slightly peeing himself To the constant polite back and forths To the calm and quiet commentary To the Jazz getting louder then going away To the Ocean To Jeremy calling his wife and telling her he's not coming home for a while To Jack texting his wife and saying he won't be there to watch the election To Jack's wife leaving with his brother to watch the election To Geoff with the witty comeback text to his wife in response to her saying she'd be home at 6:30 and he said "brag about it" To the amazing teamwork in the end To Gavin missing his cat more than his girlfriend To Gavin being both hungry and thirsty To Jack licking his cards To Ryan switching out and not getting a babysitter To Ryan trying to end it early but no one would listen To the victory cheer To Jack winning a round even though he didn't have enough points to win To Gavin getting so close in the beginning and then didn't get points ever again To Geoff constantly getting endless amounts of cards, once going from 3 to 18 To Jeremy not calling Uno To Gavin not calling Uno multiple times To Geoff not calling Uno To the amount of times someone didn't call uno but the game said no To the Purple fog glitch To the "GEOFREEEEEeeeh" To the Fuel part 3 extra life goal To the multiple parts were they decided the title of the video would be called "Uno: The Movie" And to the most amazing end credits theme they've ever done where Michael was in the video for 3% of the movie and Caleb snuck into the credits and there were a bunch of made up names and multiple spelling errors. And yes. I had to do that to prove that I sat there and watched the whole thing. All out of order cause I had to list em as I remembered them. I was supposed to be drawing comics, but I refused to look away. Good fricken god. And you know what's the scarier part? I could sit down and watch a sequel. I should have gotten my fill, I should be sick of it, but why am I not? What's happened to me? What is my life? What is a life? What is? What?
I love how Jack asks about pausing the game and continuing tomorrow. Gavin "You having a laugh?" is classic. The team just rips on him for the outrageous notion of stopping before 500.
Let me provide a demonstration as to how powerful this movie is: Jeremy Dooley was in Uno: The Movie (2016) with Gavin Free who was in Lazer Team (2015) with Lise Ross who was in My All-American (2015) with Mark Falvo who was in Black Mass (2015) with Kevin Bacon Jeremy Dooley has a Bacon number of 4 thanks to this movie.
If you can separate what he did form the content that’s good few people can and it’s hard to at times but if that you should back this up just in case no matter the views they are cutting him out of content
@@solarsupremacy9191 Just checking back to see that my previous comment was deleted. They probably made UA-cam delete any comments with his name, but basically the guy in the first half in the video did some... "Things" with women whom were not adults. RT stated that they would delete any content he was featured previously in, however it would be hard since of how ingrained in the community he was, thus some were left up. I imagine it's because he left halfway through that Uno the movie is still around thankfully
33:55 A little over 30 minutes into an almost 3 hour session of Uno: "We've got 45 minutes till work's over!" I like how it eventually gets to a point where everyone could go home sooner if they'd just let Gavin win but NOBODY WANTS GAVIN TO WIN.
What sucks is that Ryan was the main one at fault; before he left for Jack to sub him out, he purposely change the color to keep the game going, and thus why we now had UNO the movie.
2:37:05 ICONIC! When nothing else works, watching these guys losing their minds and triumphantly screaming at that final win never ceases to put a smile on my face!
So I got bored. Decided to watch some older Let's Plays that I missed. Never in my life did I think that 1. I would watch 5 guys play UNO for 3 hours and 2. I would be entertained by 5 guys playing Uno for 3 hours. Please help me.
I say we make this a 4 year- reunion. Every 4 years, we get together to watch some Uno as the world burns around us, and confuse the fluff out of the Let’s Play crew with comments on a 3 year old video.
Well, Uno's sequel, Dos, is coming out, so why not a video game version? "DOS: the Movie. Starring Gavin Free as Gavin; Gustavo Sorola as Gus, Michael Jones as Michael; Lindsay Jones and Miles Luna as Lindsay."
I wonder if Jeremy knew how iconic the “Here’s lookin’ at you” line would end up being in relation to this video and AH history. He completely overtook the reference
With approx 5000000 views this video now represents 13750000 hours of human attention. That’s 1569 years. We’ve spent 1569 years worth of eye-time observing 4 idiots playing uno.
*5 idiots. About halfway through Ryan had to be replaced with Jack because Ryan had to leave to go take care of his kids. According to the TVTropes page at least.
I feel like the reason they haven't made the sequel is because they're terrified of this game now, if they play it again and they aren't prepared, it could consume them
@@loulou3887dont think they will take down stuff like this. It does absolutely nothing for them if they take down all the channels and everything RT related.
There was laser team. Day 5. The podcast. Immersion. Red vs Blue. Off topic. On the spot. Joel. All great content. But out of everything they have put out, this is the greatest video rooster teeth has ever released.
my favourite moments are whenever they go "so one more round and that's it?" "should we pause?" or "so was that it?" And geoff & gavin are like "what are you talking about we gotta get to 500!"
As of June 2021, this still has a IMDB rating of 9.5/10, beating all 1000 of IMDB's User Rated Top 1000 list, number one being the Shawshank redemption at 9.3 stars and the Godfather at number two.
Gavin: "Hmm...now you wouldn't think it, but I can't go." ~1:36:40 A few moments later... Gavin: "Hmm...alright...now you wouldn't believe this but I can't go." ~1:37:10
"No one's watching this anymore"
This is my fourth full watch through.
Im Almost Batman same😂
This is my seventh
Look at me with my pitiful third time watching... What is your favorite part?!? Mine is when Jeremy calls Kat @ 2:20:42
Also “My cards spell 1337” @ 2:17:22
Paulooza mine is Gavin’s dry spell “Now you wouldn’t think it, but I can’t go” and then Jeremy accidentally uses his 7 and fucks up his hand. It’s just such an amazing sequence of events.
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My favorite is Jack dissing on UNO instead of listening to the 500 point conversation. He effectively doubled the video time by not letting Gavin win.
Gavin at 15 minutes
"Its such a chill game. What a nice way to end the day."
Little did he know, his day was only just beginning
Alex Reinke specially at the ending where they all screamed with happiness XD
Morgan Freeman narrator voice: “It was not the end of the day.”
14:50-14:54: "if we played this game for like 2 hours a day id have a six pac from laughing so hard" *famous last words*
My favorite part is when Gav won a round and got up to 414 points and said “Oh! It’s doable!” And there’s still more than 2 hours left in the video.
About halfway through:
"This is the third act. This is shit kicks off."
*proceeds for like 3 more acts
"everyone wants to go home, but nobody wants to lose"
An excellent tagline for this.
Sounds like current situation for the Dems right now...
One of the heaviest quotes in Achievement Hunter history
Sounds like a bad relationship
WW2 in a nutshell
5 years later hearing "We have 45 minutes left until work ends" at the 33 minute mark in a 2 hour 44 minute long video still makes me laugh.
I'm gonna try to watch this start to finish at work today in honour of this
@@thetailpipe6762 We need a update asap
I have 4 hours left in my shift and I just started. This is going to be fun.
@@MaxxPlay99 update: I had to job :(
Only made it like 30 minutes before I got a new assignment
I'm at the 39 minute mark on Gavin's second win where he says it's doable. I snicker like a little girl every time🤣
10:06 -100 cards drawn
22:25 -end of first round card total 191
22:36 - 200 cards drawn
32:34 - 300 cards drawn
33:28 - end of second round card total 306
36:41 - end of third round card total 357
38:56 - 400 cards drawn
39:00 end of fourth round card total 401
47:20 -500 cards drawn
59:05 - 600 cards drawn (and an hour of my life wasted)
1:07:43 -666
1:12:41 - 700 cards drawn
1:15:13 - I got you, Jack. Dick.
1:12:31 - 800 cards drawn. Bye, Ryan!
1:24:42 - end of fifth round (so far the longest and most gainful) total cards 818
1:30:55 - 900 cards drawn
1:37:40 - end of sixth round total cards 956
1:39:12 - 1000 cards drawn. Why am i doing this. I have things to do.
1:45:06 - end of seventh round total cards 1046
1:48:56 - 1100 cards drawn
1:58:47 - 1200 cards drawn
2:09:50 - 1300 cards drawn. (No, Jack, im not kidding you.)
2:19:36 - end of eighth round. Total cards 1385. The last hand. Only half an hour left. Time to go to work.
2:19:50 - 1400 cards drawn
2:28:23 - 1500 cards drawn
2:37:14 - And as the sun sets (or rather, rises) on this monumentous day, the final card count stands at 1551 total cards drawn. Enough for 14 individual decks of uno cards played in nine rounds. Merry late christmas everybody.
Jolly good show friend these statistics pleasure me greatly?
figiwaters2 give this person a medal!
WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS
You know I watched this before Christmas. I come back because I needed a laugh and I just see this. Dude the pain you went through to get these stats bother me but I praise it. Hope they do a sequel to the movie.
You're an animal!!!! XD
I don't know whether it's some form of Stockholm Syndrome or something, but this might be the greatest let's play of all time.
Geoff made this video.
Gavin saying "Jeremy's cards look like they're saying 'unnoooooo'" freakin' broke me. Crying tears of laughter for a good 10 minutes.
oh joy something to look forward to after the first hour
I loved every second of this. All 9859 of them. Especially the credits.
Indeed.
Geoff less than 2 minutes into the video:
"There's gonna be a fistfight by the end of this."
Actual ending:
*Tears and shouts of joy*
... and Gavin running off to his Uno to get back to his Uno.
geoffs "THANK YOUUUUU!!!!" at the end was pure happyness that the 3 hour torture session is finally over imao
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"No one is watching this anymore."
Me coming back 7 years later for a full watchthrough
I miss the gold old days.
Real ❤
I come back to watch this pretty regularly lol. It's on some sort of comfort movie shit for me.
*The Godfather* is IMDb's highest rated entry to have won an Oscar for Best Picture, and currently sits at a rating of 9.2/10.
This movie is rated 9.5/10.
Can you blame them though, no stupid romance plots, no gratuitous explosions or bad jokes, just laughter and other people's pain, also I highly recommend just reading the entire IMDb page as it is hilarious
I mean in the art department is Pubert Haywood
I didn’t believe you when I read your comment, so I googled it.
Dear Christ, it was awesome
I remember when it was once the only movie to be 10/10
Uncultured Duck yep but people got offended that it was at the top
2:04:15
Gavin, through tears: "Everyone wants to go home, but nobody wants to lose!"
The Prisoner's Dilemma in a nutshell.
@Ao Chen I know. They must have been rolling on the floor writing the script to this thing.
That's a genius tagline for the movie!
A little over 2 years later, and "Do I have red?" "I dunno let me check" *switches hands* is still one of the strongest moments in any video
I’m partial to “You know what my favorite hand is? Yours.”
As I was reading this, Geoff and Jeremy said this exact line... what are the odds
What part is this?
What time was this?
@@denseflounder36sure26 46:10
Realized now how much work it must have taken the editor to change perspectives at each play. Congrats editor for the effort
Yup. Shame he was found dead the next day with broken fingers.
Have a look at hat films uno gameplay where they just each capture their footage, then cut everyone’s cards out and put them facing the camera on one persons perspective so you can see all the cards. Work smarter not harder haha
As much as I love this, I realize there can never be a sequel. This biggest part is, if they do another one, they will schedule adequate time for it. The reason it's so funny is because of the stress of knowing they want to just go home, but too stubborn to let someone else win. Another one won't have the same mind-breaking stress that led to the hilarity of this video.
I feel like a wager could help that. Like person who wins gets to go home, and just have the other ah members on standby....until every person has played. Going till it's a 1 on 1. Though that might be too long lol
I mean honestly it would still be entertainng because I've played 7s and 0s with freinds and both of them never want to play uno again after, it is hilarious.
Next season on Hardcore Tabletop...
Unless it's sprung on them as a surprise. Tell them they are playing one thing and then turn on the monitor to reveal this.
I mean, if it turns into a five hour game, but they only planned for 3 hours, then they would still have that
Keep in mind, someone had to take the time to cut their screens together Everytime the turn changed. .....
Four times the pain. More fun
Oh god, that means there was almost 3 hours of footage, between 4 different view points
Ignoring the seconds, and leaving room for error, with the credits, that's 10 hours and 56 minutes of footage, that their poor editor had to go through, splicing the different view points.
JUST UNDER 12 HOURS OF FOOTAGE.
No wonder their reply to counting every card was a "go fuck yourself" from the poor editor
Remember that long ass round where Gavin near the end told the editor to go back and count how many cards were drawn total that game and editor put “no” followed by “go fuck yourself” and he also put in that jazz music for a few seconds
It’s not too bad with mutli-screen editing. But the little things like the smooth jazz was a nice addition.
Katy Klein surely a program has already been made that automizes it
I may have miscounted somewhere in there but I did count the cards nonetheless
Game 1 - 176 cards (0:17)
Game 2 - 103 cards (22:31)
Game 3 - 30 cards (33:34)
Game 4 - 23 cards (36:48) *shortest game*
Game 5 - 393 cards (39:06) *longest game*
Game 6 - 119 cards (1:24:48)
Game 7 - 67 cards (1:37:46)
Game 8 - 320 cards (1:45:10)
Game 9 - 146 cards (2:18:43)
For a grand total of 1,377 cards to my count (give or take a few) in uno the movie dealt. You're welcome Jack...
That One Pseudotwin
You, sir, have done the Lord's work.
Holy fucking shit dude
ya must be crazy x3
The World could always use more heroes!
This is some crit role stats level shit
Just wanted to point out that this has a 9.5 rating on IMDB and 10,000 votes. Movies need 25,000 votes to be on the Top 250, which it would be #1. As far as I can tell, this is considered a movie in the eyes of IMDB.
I mean... What defines a movie?
Rewatch it and help get it to 10 mil
@@funbumskum It is at 10mil 1 month later
9.6 now, lol.
Because it's Uno.... THE MOVIE
"Ryan's last play of the game (before he leaves) is to use a Wild Draw Four Card on Geoff and change the color to yellow. Had he changed the color to green, Gavin would have won with 500 points and the movie would have ended an hour and a half early, effectively cutting the length in half."
-IMDb
(1:21:37)
Vengeance is sweet. And a loooong time coming. ;)
And at the end of the game, they literally change color to green just to end this. *I R O N I C*
(2:37:02)
@@Ranto294 Truly a masterful narrative
Shortly afterwards, Geoff could have turned the color of his wild to yellow and let Gavin win with the yellow zero, but he changed the color to blue instead. However, there may not have been enough points in play to win anyway.
@@Ranto294 It is sad that I got annoyed you spoiled the ending for me on my second watch through....
"you know what my favorite color is? blue"
"you know what my favorite hand is? yours"
Alex Qu That was the most savage move and line Jeremy ever said.
LOL!!! i also saw this video
When was this?
Yes, that was something that happened in this video. Well done
@@Phantom-wu9su 13:11
I love how, jokes aside, no one can argue that this IS an actual professional movie, by all means:
-It's over an hour long
-It has characters
-Has various arcs
-Has a defined genre (Drama/Comedy)
-It was made by professional cinematographers (Gavin, Geoff...)
-It's monetized
-And it even has ratings.
All it needs now it's some awards.
Hy- chan if you put jokes aside, many people will be able to argue that this is not an actuap professional movie. let's not get carried away now
It has an imdb page and a tv tropes page
...I cannot dispute that. It IS a movie. lol
I like how you edited this comment and still fucked it up xD
I can argue that this IS a an actual professional movie, and so your statement "no one can argue that this IS an actual professional movie" is wrong.
Grammar Nazi OUT! *flies away*
xXjesperoXx
Aww, how precious. You still care about perfect grammar on the internet. Would you like a cookie?
"You know what my favorite hand is, Yours" will always be the best line in any let's play ever
"What color does he have?" "I don't know, let me check" is a solid contender
“Here’s looking at you, kid.”
"There you go Geoff. Thats for being a good guy....Ahh WTF IS THIS GEOFF?!"
Ryan choosing to keep the game going and immediately leaving was the most evil thing ever.
It was the most Ryan thing to do.
@@N_D_H What do you expect? He is The Mad King
Gotta give it to the mad man... video would have been half the length and not a(s much of a) thing... the mad king does know how to make a good video great.... who knew
I like to imagine he flashed back to the first episode of Shenanigans in that moment.
@@SyberiaWinx it was in this moment, that AH knew, that they fucked up.
Best moments.
The Ryan-Jeremy switch between: 3:46
Y'know what my favourite hand is: 13:04
"Here's lookin' at you": 17:12
0-7-7: 21:19
Geoff's first Win: 22:19
Geoff gets excited: 31:59
Lil' J wins 68 points: 33:21
Ryan Loves it and Gavin wins: 36:16
Gavin wins again: 38:49
Gavin-Geoff switch between 42:05
Gavin makes a mistake: 44:00
"Do I have red?": 46:15
What color green...?: 48:55
"Is it clockwise?": 53:44
The beginning of the hoard: 56:23
The hoard is unleashed: 1:02:24
Trump Prediction: 1:08:04
"All the pretty things are broken!": 1:11:34
Editor commentary: 1:15:06
Jack swaps in: 1:21:34
Jack wins: 1:24:35
"Stack it up": 1:25:36
"If You're still with us": 1:28:14
Gavin looses his shit: 1:33:22
"AH YOU SLUT!": 1:34:13
Keep them coming: 1:34:35
The clean round: 1:35:20
"Now you wouldn't think it-" 1:36:35
Jeremy makes a mistake: 1:36:47
Geoff Wins: 1:37:35
Chain of 7: 1:40:54
Jeremy then Gavin loses their shit: 1:42:23
Jeremy wins again: 1:44:56
"Gonna come at ya hard.": 1:47:22
Jack loses his shit: 1:55:59
Noone wants to lose: 2:04:01
"Oh there's a red 7": 2:06:30
"Remember these?": 2:10:30
Jack wins an empty victory: 2:19:28
Jeremy calls his wife: 2:20:40
An apology: 2:24:27
"Keep 'em coming!": 2:25:35
Final Victory: 2:36:50
The credits: 2:37:35
Did I miss any?
Also I actually fucking watched this twice...
purple bug
The real MVP...
Good one ;^)
should have put the moments where Geoff said this was the best game of his life to his worst day of his life.
1:36:30 Gavin cant put down a green card, even though he has 16 cards
Please. We need "Uno: The Movie 2: Here's Lookin at you Kid"
It'd be called Uno: Dos.
UNO: The Movie 2; The UNOing continues
UNO: The Movie 2; Watching UNO: The movie for theater mode
I want it....
+scrocker13 the sequel everyone wants, but doesn't want
Geoff: *Wins 22 minutes in*
Me checking the video bar: "Something's wrong here, I can feel it."
Jack: "So should we pause this and pick it up tomorrow"
Gavin: "Are you having a laugh?"
1:36:03
“I’m going to power bomb you through a desk Jeremy.”
“I’d like to see you try, fuckstick.”
bless you
I would love to see Jeremy just end jack
LBboarding b why would he?
@@jlaw131985 oh shit that was Gavin talking to him wasn't it lol? I have no idea why I thought that was Jack. Why would Gavin even try, Lil J could probably throw him through the roof.
Cuz they were joking and weren't actually gonna fight?😂
I first saw this nearly two years ago, and now at 3 am in 2018, I find myself bored enough and full of just the right touch of self-loathing to do it again. Here’s lookin at you, kid.
meanwhile its the same story with me except I've now watched this 4 times...
3rd time here
Going for the big 5. My third time through I tallied up how may cards were drawn throughout.
Alexander Schmitt Gl m’dude. I hope this works out for you.
I hate that I am legitimately watching this at 3 am in 2018
It’s the end of AH and I’m still watching this video.
My aunt and uncle died.
I’m detoxing.
And this is the video I choose.
Bless you guys for being so entertaining.
I always come back to this, and the mini golf/dead rising mini golf series for a laugh.
@@RobarcioNEVER forget minigolf ♥️
glad you’re still here brother
My life is falling apart. I’m here too seeking comfort. You’re not alone
@@Gordy_420 you are a fellow lover of this content and I will defend you
1:24:57 is low-key my favourite exchange.
Jack: "Should we pause this and pick it up tomorrow?"
Gavin: "Are you having a laugh?"
Geoff: "We gotta finish!"
Gavin: "We gotta keep going!"
Jeremy: "Are you serious?!"
Geoff: "Yeah!"
Gavin: "It's a game of Uno!"
Martin Heron the best part of all
Jack said Are you serious?
IanXPikachu no it was Jeremy
Martin Heron I love how Gavin and Geoff act like they hate it but whenever anyone tries to leave Geoff and Gavin prevent them from leaving.
Vloggerihardlyknowher if we have to suffer so do you
"We should do it, we should face cam mid video" little did Gav know, they were no where near the middle.
this LP displays the slow descent into madness better than any horror movie
I'm convinced that purple fog is a manifestation of our insanity.
my insight was to low to see behind the purple fog
Lunar There was a purple fog?
It's like AH's own version of the Omnikron or Lego Island LPs!
not omikron.....it hurts....
i love the difference in reactions to jacks win at 2:19:00
gavin: screaming in pure anguish
jeremy: complete and utter disbelief
jack: the laughter of a broken soul
geoff: dead silence
He Who Must Not Be Named: laughing like a madman away from the office.
Michael: Thankful that "No Michaels were harmed in the filming of this movie"
The incredible thing about this is that it has a film arc! Four friends enter a game of uno and the only way to get out is to win. They don't realise that early on, one of the group has sealed their fate (Gavin chose the points). A fifth person comes by, and becomes a human sacrifice to save one of the group (Ryan leaving and Jack taking his place). There's in fighting, because they all believe that only the winner will win (their freedom but that's getting a little too abstract). Eventually, the purest of the group realises that in order for them to escape, they must work together and sacrifice themselves to help one win, hopefully ensuring their freedom. But this was the key, and that group member ends up freeing them all in a 'Harry Potter only those who want it but don't want to use it may have it' twist. Jeremy is the unlikely saviour of the group. It's a damn horror film and I'm living
this should be the imdb summary
yessss
Does that make Jack some sort of malevolent entity since he wasn’t actively trying to help Gavin win?
I'd say that Ryan is like the antagonist of the film, as he has the chance to end it all over an hour earlier. But doesn't... leaving the group to rot while he leaves them behind.
I'd actually also add that Jeremy also becomes an unnecessary antagonist because then he forces the game to keep going out of a grudge that apparently got born out of nowhere in the movie, due to lazy writing on his part and trying to push an even more dramatic time in the movie.
Jeremy: Jack if you could throw down a red 3...
Jack: *does exactly that*
Jeremy: Thank you.
Everyone: *mass confusion*
Still one of the best movies out there.
timestamp?
@@wylee9 1:53:21
Hassan Mahdi thank you!
I think he saw the card a split second before he said it
It’s more he needed red and it was on 3
Uno: The Movie
- The Directory
1:20 The First Zero
1:55 The First 7
3:10 UnFOURtunate
3:48 "Here's lookin' at you, kid" - The Origin
5:08 "How so very dare you"
6:01 The First Uno
9:35 "Maybe this game will last even longer..."
13:12 "...My favorite hand..."
14:19 "Here's lookin' at you..." (A.K.A HLAY... Get ready for a lot of them lol)
16:20 HLAY
16:57 HLAY
17:12 HLAY
17:25 HLAY
18:02 "...One of the longest videos..."
22:22 First Blood
23:46 "...Gonna be a long game..."
25:09 "...Deciding the new president and we're playing Uno..."
31:41 "It's an endurance game"
32:00 "YOU DUMB BITCH! YOU IDIOT!" (A.K.A. "You can call Uno?")
33:31 "We're gonna be here the rest of our lives!"
35:42 Color blind Jeremy
39:00 The End is Nigh... Or Is It?
43:53 - 44:34 "You really got me there... Shot me in the brain with a dumb bullet"
46:14 "Do I have red?"
48:56 "What color green?"
53:43 "Always clockwise?"
58:34 HLAY
1:02:20 - 1:03:05 "It's out of his hands...", "He's hoarding zeros!"
1:12:07 "All the pretty things are broken
"
1:15:00 - 1:15:20 "Go fuck yourselves" (bottom right corner)
1:19:34 "I've got one minute", "You know what else you got?"
1:21:30 The Continuation, A.K.A The Swithcheroo (bye bye Ryan, you madman)
1:22:10 One Foot in the Grave (officially past halfway point of the movie)
1:24:30 Beginner's Luck (Jack's first win)
1:26:52 - 1:27:30 "We're coming up on the length of a feature film", "Uno: The Movie"
1:29:00 "We've made more data than the game is"
1:34:28 From 3 to 17...
1:36:16 HLAY
1:37:40 "You can't be serious... We're not going again, are we?"
1:42:56 "You should really call your Uno's..."
1:45:00 "I'm sorry... I don't know why I won..."
1:47:23 "I'm gonna come at ya hard"
1:53:18 "Red 3?" (A.K.A. Jeremy the Oracle)
1:59:54 "When I was about 12..."
2:04:17 "Everybody wants to go home, but nobody wants to lose"
2:07:24 The Death of the Red 7
2:12:00 "...Uno cards driving down the street..."
2:18:15 "I traded my ocean for a bigger ocean!"
2:19:30 "We can't do another one! We can't!"
2:20:58 Hi Cat!
2:24:28 Apology accepted, Gavin
2:30:40 The Attack of the Purple Blur
2:35:54 "I don't want to win!"
2:37:10 The End is Nigh... Seriously this time
2:37:40 Credits
Fifth time watching... Wanted a quick way to find my favorite bits and other highlights.
You poor soul, you did something that no one else would do. I salute you
1:33:10 for Gavin screaming "STOOOOP"
You sir are a great human
@Angelica Figueroa Thank you. It took me way longer than I thought it would lol
anyone still come back to watch this?
I come back every so often to watch a few favorites, including this one. Damn shame how RT fell apart in the end...
Got it favourited, along with a number of classics, the golf and worms series, HORSE, Fails of the weak, Rainbow six, just to name a couple.
I miss RT so much, but I am thankful these will always be here.
Shut up
I will miss RT it's a shame what happened
Always. The peak of AH
Uno: The Movie is rated at 9.7 stars on IMDb and Avengers Infinity War is only 8.7 stars
DaveTheOwl42 That’s cuz infinity war was 🗑
@@hibro2596 you are incorrect. Infinity war was awesome
hi bro you liked your own comment and made another account to make it look like people agree with you
@David Paul I mean... Why believe either? Also, who gave negative review to this amazing UNO movie? It should be a ten out of ten!
but it wasnt
Well since the editor didn't count the cards someone had to.
Total number of cards used (drawn, including the starting 7): 1,542 (or just over 14 Uno packs).
Longest round (5): 413 cards (26% of total)
Shortest round (4): 43 cards (2.7%)
Geoff - 431 cards (28%)
Jeremy - 399 cards (26%)
Ryan& Jack - 359 cards (23%)
Gavin - 353 cards (23%)
This was fun :) counting is calming. Might be a couple off but hopefully no one minds
Kellie Robinson Well done, that’s honestly impressive
Well done my friend. You do the work of God.
Hey nice job, here's looking at you kid xD
You are doing god's work.
You are fucking insane
*11/10 IGN*
_"Action-packed"_ - New Yorker
_"Suspenseful from beginning to end"_ - Meta Critic
_"Stunning!"_ - Roger Ebert
_"Gripping"_ - IMDB
_"A film the whole family can enjoy"_ - Rotten Tomatoes
_"You don't want to miss this masterpiece"_ - Yahoo! Movies
poriferaThief IGN 7.8/10 Too much Uno
Jeff Solis 7/10 too much water.
"Makes me wish I didn't perform my last trick!" - Harry Houdini
"What a twist! Didn't see that one coming!" - M. Night Shamalyan.
"Best audio podcast ever!" - Stevie Wonder
"Way better than Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Star Trek put together!" - General George Washington
"Makes me want to rethink my planet's desire to colonize Earth!" - Alien overlord
Now you can call me on this but I think 1 or 2 of those might be made up. Maybe.
seraphiccandy21 all of them are made up my dude, they spell ASSGAY what do you think
Gavin: "We're going to always know each other's cards!"
Literally everyone: "I can't remember the hand I was holding five seconds ago."
This is my first time actually sitting down to watch this, and knowing how it ends, the tone at the beginning invokes the same kind of feeling as watching a horror movie and knowing the family is moving into a haunted house.
Soo true
So damn Accurate
When I watched this I read the description/a comment that compared this to a horror film and in my head I thought it'd be like an AH Musical kinda thing where the game turned into a classic horror film. Little did I know it was much more than that--a psychological horror film.
The absolute best thing about this is dichotomy between their want to go home but their unwillingness to lose.
Bad Bad Platypus I always said Gavin's line
"Everyone wants to go home, but no one wants to lose." Should be the tag line for Uno the movie
What solidifies this even more is that even when they tried to end it by letting Gavin win, it ended up changing.
You know, sometimes I have some time, want to watch a movie, so I think to myself "What do you wanna watch? Something artistic and cinematic like Citizen Kane or Synecdoche New York?" And then, I remember that this exists.
And I watch it.
Every.
Time.
I'll never forget when this video came out. It was my sophomore year in high-school and I had a big essay to write. I saw this video and thought "This would make good background noise." Needless to say, I'll never remember what that essay was about. But I'll always remember Uno the movie. R.I.P. Achievement Hunter
saw this the day it came out. I miss these times..
Jack: "We're watching titanic."
Gavin: "Titanic's like 3 hours tho."
ghitn little did they know...
For comparison's sake: Uno: The Movie-2 hrs, 44 min. Titanic-3 hrs, 14 min. Little did they know, indeed...
So i really just watched four dudes play video game uno for 3 straight hours? worth it.
Jackson Miller technically 5
More like three dudes and a god.
transformersloverjon who's the god?
dragonfire325 why our mad king, his benevolent decision made their suffering last longer.
Jackson Miller same
I'm gonna cosplay as a Red 7 for RTX this year.
Noah McCoy you dhould ill be the blue 0
Noah McCoy do a green 3. After all, that is the card that won the game.
TheKidRager FUCKING SPOILERS
I can guarantee you'll be shot the moment either Gavin, Geoff, Jeremy, Jack or Ryan see you among the audience....
^^^^^^^^^^^^
I agree
6 years later, and I still laugh hysterically at all of Jeremy's comedic timing and Geoff mentally and emotionally breaking down
I never realized but Kudos to whoever edited this video. To continually edit and switch captures corresponding to the players who has the turn is enough of a pain to begin with, but with Zeros and Sevens getting thrown around, it truly took a lot of time. My personal thanks to the hardworking editor!
shan_rocks They also messed with the audio when Gavin asked and said “no, fuck you guys” when one of them asked for a total card count.
"We have 45 minutes til works over!" over 2 hours left in video
Credit to Jake Jarvis:
Uno: The Movie
- The Directory
1:20 The First Zero
1:55 The First 7
3:10 UnFOURtunate
3:48 "Here's lookin' at you, kid" - The Origin
5:08 "How so very dare you"
6:01 The First Uno
9:35 "Maybe this game will last even longer..."
13:12 "...My favorite hand..."
14:19 "Here's lookin' at you..." (A.K.A HLAY... Get ready for a lot of them lol)
16:20 HLAY
16:57 HLAY
17:12 HLAY
17:25 HLAY
18:02 "...One of the longest videos..."
22:22 First Blood
23:46 "...Gonna be a long game..."
25:09 "...Deciding the new president and we're playing Uno..."
31:41 "It's an endurance game"
32:00 "YOU DUMB BITCH! YOU IDIOT!" (A.K.A. "You can call Uno?")
33:31 "We're gonna be here the rest of our lives!"
35:42 Color blind Jeremy
39:00 The End is Nigh... Or Is It?
43:53 - 44:34 "You really got me there... Shot me in the brain with a dumb bullet"
46:14 "Do I have red?"
48:56 "What color green?"
53:43 "Always clockwise?"
58:34 HLAY
1:02:20 - 1:03:05 "It's out of his hands...", "He's hoarding zeros!"
1:12:07 "All the pretty things are broken
"
1:15:00 - 1:15:20 "Go fuck yourselves" (bottom right corner)
1:19:34 "I've got one minute", "You know what else you got?"
1:21:30 The Continuation, A.K.A The Swithcheroo (bye bye Ryan, you madman)
1:22:10 One Foot in the Grave (officially past halfway point of the movie)
1:24:30 Beginner's Luck (Jack's first win)
1:26:52 - 1:27:30 "We're coming up on the length of a feature film", "Uno: The Movie"
1:29:00 "We've made more data than the game is"
1:34:28 From 3 to 17...
1:36:16 HLAY
1:37:40 "You can't be serious... We're not going again, are we?"
1:42:56 "You should really call your Uno's..."
1:45:00 "I'm sorry... I don't know why I won..."
1:47:23 "I'm gonna come at ya hard"
1:53:18 "Red 3?" (A.K.A. Jeremy the Oracle)
1:59:54 "When I was about 12..."
2:04:17 "Everybody wants to go home, but nobody wants to lose"
2:07:24 The Death of the Red 7
2:12:00 "...Uno cards driving down the street..."
2:18:15 "I traded my ocean for a bigger ocean!"
2:19:30 "We can't do another one! We can't!"
2:20:58 Hi Cat!
2:24:28 Apology accepted, Gavin
2:30:40 The Attack of the Purple Blur
2:35:54 "I don't want to win!"
2:37:10 The End is Nigh... Seriously this time
2:37:40 Credits
GokuInfintysaiyan thank you
Thunder Bird
Just reposting for the modern use, don’t want people to have to search for Jake Jarvis’ post
Thank you so much
Add 1:35:20 Jeremy and Gavin Violent ASMR
This deserves all the likes
Even after 6 years, seeing the editor put in “...No... Go fuck yourselves” at the 1:15:11 mark brings tears to my eyes
Holy shit that’s awesome
14:51
Geoff: "If we played this game for like 2 hours a day, I would have a six pack from laughing."
Well, good news Geoff.....
I'm laughing so hard I'm flexing muscles I didn't even know I had
The IMDb summary of this video is great:
At the end of a workday, the only thing anybody wants to do is go home. Unfortunately, that won't be happening tonight. Five co-workers play a game of UNO with ridiculous rules, and it quickly spirals into insanity. Only one can walk out of the office with their head held high, while the others wallow in their defeat. Join Geoff "Corpirate" Ramsey, Jack "Eats'a'lot" Pattillo, Ryan "The Mad King" Haywood, Gavin "The Momentum" Free, and Jeremy "Monster Truck" Dooley in the most anticipated card game ever witnessed in: UNO: The Movie.
Over 8,000 people reviewed this and it got an overall average of 9.7/10 stars. This UA-cam video got better ratings than the most recent Oscar winning films. If this appears on Critic Metascore and/or Rotten Tomatoes I am so done with the internet.
The fact that someone, either a fan or a RT employee, actually took the time to create this page blows my mind. The trailer is definitely the best part of the page.
Cory Thompson I just looked this upon IMDb...Holy shit. This is amazing.
According to IMDb, Pubert Haywood is the storybook artist and Lil Jay's Dojo is the stuntman.
This movie has a higher rating than any other roosterteeth production recorded on IMDB. I have many questions....
It has a higher rating than The Godfather...
never would I have thought I could watch 2 hours 40 minutes of uno straight and still enjoy it.
Same
same as well
I never would have thought I'd watch a 2 hour 40 minute video of Uno twice
Just once?
Max Powers I'm on my third or fourth...
We gotta get a 2020 Election Night sequel to 500 points. No matter how long it takes, we get Uno: The Movie 2: Boogaloogaloo
No...first to 1000
Uno: The Movie 2: Dos!
I like how Gavin got to 400 points 40 minutes in and they had to play for another 2 hours to finish the game
I like how with Ryan's last card, if he made it green instead of yellow, Gavin would have won the entire game that round and they could've all gone home
FredAsta1re sometimes, things can't go the way you want!
Ross Smitherman ae they all turned on gavin
destroy gavin or go home its an easy question to answer
_MILETIL_ BLIGHT_ yeah.
_MILETIL_ BLIGHT_ If they have to option to fuck over each other, even if it makes them suffer you can bet they'll do it
Person scrolling through comments
Here's looking at you kid
Right back atcha.
Ben Tomlinson ehhhhhh
THATS A REFERENCE KIDS!
Ben Tomlinson Nice.
I hate you...I HATE you!
You say here's lookin' at me one more time...!
I can't believe this is one of the highest rated comedies on imbd
Tamsmit Sam has
Tamsmit Sam
I can’t believe it has a page on IMDB!
Straight up I HAD to look this up and holy fuck it's real
Thank you for sharing this knowledge with is... It's kinda fucking amazing. Plus I love how they credited Jack as Ryan
not only is it on IMDB but the fucking Trivia page is absolute gold
Unnoticed bit: At 2:20:40 when Jeremy is on the phone and says "Hey, babe" Gavin answers "What?" back at him immediately.
I think that’s Geoff asking “Why?” to Gavin when Gavin said his dog was his mum’s house.
My phone has decided this is my favorite UA-cam video. It’s always on the “next video” list, and I somehow always watch it while I’m asleep. For months now, Uno: The Movie has played in the background while I sleep, and I swear I know every word of this 2 and a half hour movie. It’s engraved in my brain, I am one with the Uno now
Shankster that’s a beautiful thing
That’s awesome
"You were merely adopted by the Uno, I was born into it, moulded by it"
You crossed the Uno to get to your Uno?
That's a smashing profile pic by the way
This was the greatest experience of my life
From the Red 7
To The here's looking at you
To the I'm done with this handx2
To Geoff slightly peeing himself
To the constant polite back and forths
To the calm and quiet commentary
To the Jazz getting louder then going away
To the Ocean
To Jeremy calling his wife and telling her he's not coming home for a while
To Jack texting his wife and saying he won't be there to watch the election
To Jack's wife leaving with his brother to watch the election
To Geoff with the witty comeback text to his wife in response to her saying she'd be home at 6:30 and he said "brag about it"
To the amazing teamwork in the end
To Gavin missing his cat more than his girlfriend
To Gavin being both hungry and thirsty
To Jack licking his cards
To Ryan switching out and not getting a babysitter
To Ryan trying to end it early but no one would listen
To the victory cheer
To Jack winning a round even though he didn't have enough points to win
To Gavin getting so close in the beginning and then didn't get points ever again
To Geoff constantly getting endless amounts of cards, once going from 3 to 18
To Jeremy not calling Uno
To Gavin not calling Uno multiple times
To Geoff not calling Uno
To the amount of times someone didn't call uno but the game said no
To the Purple fog glitch
To the "GEOFREEEEEeeeh"
To the Fuel part 3 extra life goal
To the multiple parts were they decided the title of the video would be called "Uno: The Movie"
And to the most amazing end credits theme they've ever done where Michael was in the video for 3% of the movie and Caleb snuck into the credits and there were a bunch of made up names and multiple spelling errors.
And yes. I had to do that to prove that I sat there and watched the whole thing. All out of order cause I had to list em as I remembered them. I was supposed to be drawing comics, but I refused to look away.
Good fricken god. And you know what's the scarier part? I could sit down and watch a sequel. I should have gotten my fill, I should be sick of it, but why am I not? What's happened to me? What is my life? What is a life? What is? What?
CHAOKO Cartoons best comment ever
I mean, I respect the effort man, but Geoff texted his wife saying, "Brag about it"
CHAOKO Cartoons jack isn't in this one
Never mind
Man you forgot the leafy hand, the ocean, the bowl of piss and 1337 (leet)
When you have nothing else to do in self-quarantine so you watch uno: the movie again
megahn webber same
EXACTLY
And again and again xD
Im glad I'm not the only one
Alexandra Bartelme there should be a quarantine watch party for this movie
‘I like how the world is deciding a new President as we speak and we’re playing Uno’
Me, watching this on Election Day of 2020: 👁👄👁
Same
Had to keep the tradition going 🤷♂️
Glad to see I'm not the only one xD
same
I was coming here to comment the same thing
I love how Jack asks about pausing the game and continuing tomorrow. Gavin "You having a laugh?" is classic. The team just rips on him for the outrageous notion of stopping before 500.
One does not simply stop in the middle of a UNO game.
I mean go big or go home
“I hope these videos do as well as they deserve too” - Geoff
Well, Geoff you got your wish, this has its own IMDb page and people love the suffering
Nikki so is the mario party 50 turn extravaganza
Nikki to*
Let me provide a demonstration as to how powerful this movie is:
Jeremy Dooley
was in
Uno: The Movie (2016)
with
Gavin Free
who was in
Lazer Team (2015)
with
Lise Ross
who was in
My All-American (2015)
with
Mark Falvo
who was in
Black Mass (2015)
with
Kevin Bacon
Jeremy Dooley has a Bacon number of 4 thanks to this movie.
SonOfmowgef so does Kat, which is weird to think
SonOfmowgef such bacon
SonOfmowgef I thought Geoff was a two. His talked about this before so Jeremy would actually be a 3 not four from bacon
So...has anybody tweeted him with this vital information?
Gavin's a 3 regardless. Geoff's degree-from-KB is 2 and so is Lise Ross'.
Please don’t take this away.. I’ve watched this so many times and I’m going to continue to watch this repeatedly... it’s part of my life..
You might want to back it up ASAP then. Hope you can still enjoy it in hindsight.
Yea I would start backing up some of there content
If you can separate what he did form the content that’s good few people can and it’s hard to at times but if that you should back this up just in case no matter the views they are cutting him out of content
Excuse me?
@@solarsupremacy9191 Just checking back to see that my previous comment was deleted. They probably made UA-cam delete any comments with his name, but basically the guy in the first half in the video did some... "Things" with women whom were not adults. RT stated that they would delete any content he was featured previously in, however it would be hard since of how ingrained in the community he was, thus some were left up. I imagine it's because he left halfway through that Uno the movie is still around thankfully
Ryan: Good Ending
Gavin, Geoff, Jack: Bad Ending
Jeremy: True Ending
I'd have swapped Ryan and Jeremy.
delightful mochas what does that mean lol
iSmile oh so basically all the FNAF games
DJ Flame fuck off
Friendlysociopath diffraction
1:28:45 “You just entered into the third act.”
Me: Looks at time stamp.
Me: “Oh, honey.”
But the third act of what? Hunt down the freeman
This was in fact a five act Masterpiece
WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT. Sorry I saw an opportunity
Hey, it could be a 6 act play.
Fuck if you click the comment on mobile it instantly sends you to the time stamp so I lost my space
33:55 A little over 30 minutes into an almost 3 hour session of Uno: "We've got 45 minutes till work's over!"
I like how it eventually gets to a point where everyone could go home sooner if they'd just let Gavin win but NOBODY WANTS GAVIN TO WIN.
And then they were all like, "500?! We're never going to make it to 500" then Gavin was just like, "Like hell we aren't"
Well to be fair, Jeremy was trying to let Gavin win so they could end the game, but he Jeremy asked him what color card he had, Gavin lied.
Tyler Wilson AND THUS THE WAR CONTINUED
What sucks is that Ryan was the main one at fault; before he left for Jack to sub him out, he purposely change the color to keep the game going, and thus why we now had UNO the movie.
At around 20m gavin would've won
2:37:05 ICONIC!
When nothing else works, watching these guys losing their minds and triumphantly screaming at that final win never ceases to put a smile on my face!
"Hey, dont you click ahead to see if this ends" Ryan, I stayed. I stayed forever. Just for you. EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T.
Cheers Jenny
I am too, currently. This is the most hilarious torture on earth.
The best part of the credits, he sounded like he was scolding a child
Started this at 1:38 am. 4:59, still goin'. Did I mention that I'm at work?
three and a half years later and i still cannot believe that gavin had 414 points 40 minutes in
And you realize that there is still two hours to go
@@shockwave1539 And he didn't even win
The desire for gavin to not win hurt them
If he was honest, it would've ended at 1 hr 5 mins
The day is Nov. 17, 2019
Still waiting on the sequel
"Uno: Here's Looking at 2!"
Please make it happen!!!🙏🏽
The sequel will be Uno: Dos
Also the first uno the movie was organically made and to try to replicate it wouldnt be as good as the first
Prince Seneca I say just play Uno again, and if the uno gods demand it the sequel will come.
@@skinWalkman Uno Dos: Here's looking at Two
I'm just waiting til they play the prequel
Gavin wanting to go to 500 Points with those Rules, and then complaining about being stuck at work, is the most Gavin Free-thing ever.
So I got bored. Decided to watch some older Let's Plays that I missed. Never in my life did I think that
1. I would watch 5 guys play UNO for 3 hours and
2. I would be entertained by 5 guys playing Uno for 3 hours.
Please help me.
S4MBULL3T Actually it's 2:44:20
AmatureAnimation
are you stupid or are you just a troll, do you actually think that he doesn't know that
Cringe called rounding, of course you haven't learned that. But still.
older?...this came out in December tho.
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Theory: The sequel comes out on election night of 2020
Kiwibro but will they be as confident about 2020 results
Uno The Movie: Here's Looking at Two
@@rockpegasus24 thats perfect
Sentinel Productions Uno: Dos
Joey Taylor & Sentinel Productions
Why choose, "Dos the Movie: Here's Looking and Two."
38:50 "IT'S DOABLE!" says gavin without know that there 2 hours in front of him
Rasmus Frehr 39:04*
I say we make this a 4 year- reunion. Every 4 years, we get together to watch some Uno as the world burns around us, and confuse the fluff out of the Let’s Play crew with comments on a 3 year old video.
Yes. This is now an election tradition
Fully agree
Alright new election tradition initiated
done! and fuel too!
Yea I agree
5 MILLION.
Here's hoping for a
*Let's Play: 2no, the Movie*
2no? are you shitting in my ears
AJ **Dous... THE MOVIE**
@@tsarthesecond1018 *The sequel.
Well, Uno's sequel, Dos, is coming out, so why not a video game version?
"DOS: the Movie. Starring Gavin Free as Gavin; Gustavo Sorola as Gus, Michael Jones as Michael; Lindsay Jones and Miles Luna as Lindsay."
Uno: The Movie 2 - Dos
Ryan FINALLY got his revenge for Shenanigans #1.
*shudders* How cruel...
The Anafront them callbacks
On IMDb this has 9.7 stars out of 10, and Lazer Team only has 5.6...
LOL
I mean...this IS better if i'm being honest
Lucius Kayne Its cause they are trying in Lazer Team. In this the funny just happens
I actually thought Lazer Team was pretty decent. Not great not bad.
i didn't believe this at first but after googling it i am shocked to say it is true and it is still a better movie than the twilight series
I wonder if Jeremy knew how iconic the “Here’s lookin’ at you” line would end up being in relation to this video and AH history. He completely overtook the reference
Comparison
A few minutes in: all giggles, cursing, funtime shenanigns
2 hours and a half in: Sighing, just wanting it to end, pls let Gavin win
Pit the Angel And yet they don't stop fucking each other over,'till the very end.
True lmao
Pit the Angel I love how you can watch them devolve into broken shells by the end of the video
+Joshua Gross Gavin said it best, "Everyone wants to leave no one wants to lose." XD
it just winds right down in the last half hour
"Were watching Titanic"
"Titanic is three hours though"
Gavin called it
With approx 5000000 views this video now represents 13750000 hours of human attention. That’s 1569 years. We’ve spent 1569 years worth of eye-time observing 4 idiots playing uno.
*5 idiots. About halfway through Ryan had to be replaced with Jack because Ryan had to leave to go take care of his kids. According to the TVTropes page at least.
I consider Jack and Ryan to be half an idiot each.
@@TheGamblingisgood Is that a compliment or an insult?
SteveHeist ... Yes.
But not everyone watches the full video, let's say 10% of people actually finished the video. That mean we spent 7,118 years watching this one video
i watch this every year and forget who wins every damn time
Nobody won. They were stuck there for nearly three hours.
The winner was the audience with a three hour video and if you watch it one a year it feels like a new vid...
You are not alone.
There's a moment at 2:17:50 where Geoff and Gavin only have blues, Jack only has reds, and Jeremy only has yellows LMAO
Let us all be happy that Michael didn't play in this Let's Play. He would have burned down the Achievement Hunter office out of rage.
Chris Marcotte I hope he's in UNO the Movie 2: the unoing
Uno 2: The 1500 Point Game
mac c. Please
They could film that and add it to the Let's Play, thus making it even more entertaining
Chris Marcotte sort of sad he wasn't in it, video got boring
I feel like the reason they haven't made the sequel is because they're terrified of this game now, if they play it again and they aren't prepared, it could consume them
My theory is that they're waiting for next election day
@@ty_theguy I suppose we will find out soom
These memories will be here forever im glad if people find them 10 years later
If WB doesn’t take them down.
@@loulou3887dont think they will take down stuff like this. It does absolutely nothing for them if they take down all the channels and everything RT related.
There was laser team. Day 5. The podcast. Immersion. Red vs Blue. Off topic. On the spot. Joel. All great content.
But out of everything they have put out, this is the greatest video rooster teeth has ever released.
Joe Kaput on the spot great content? Nice try with the fake account risinger
I don't think even risinger thinks on the spot is great content at this point
I like how Joel has his own place on this list, he's just that good
isnt this the highest rated comedy on IMBD?
demonikfunk yep. There are a bunch of butt hurt film twerps flipping out about it. Just the ones that can't do anything, really.
my favourite moments are whenever they go "so one more round and that's it?" "should we pause?" or "so was that it?"
And geoff & gavin are like "what are you talking about we gotta get to 500!"
Ryan at ~10:50: "You can't go wrong with Uno"
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SO WRONG RYAN
Ashley Ball they didnt go wrong at all look at the views and likes lmao
They lost their sanity
RARE FOOTAGE OF RYAN BEING WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING
Hy Ryan the Wrong About Uno Guy
Ashley Ball ur so right
As of June 2021, this still has a IMDB rating of 9.5/10, beating all 1000 of IMDB's User Rated Top 1000 list, number one being the Shawshank redemption at 9.3 stars and the Godfather at number two.
please make an I survived Uno the movie shirt
Yes, oh my god yes!
david bergman I would buy that shirt😪
LGT-Rush Gaming but you should only buy it if you watch it all, no 2 times speed, no skipping, just full uncensored uno
david bergman many can start, few can survive.
I definitely felt like it would be cheating if I skipped even one second of the movie. Can't make myself do it.
Gavin: "Hmm...now you wouldn't think it, but I can't go." ~1:36:40
A few moments later...
Gavin: "Hmm...alright...now you wouldn't believe this but I can't go." ~1:37:10
TX - 130 1:36:43 and 1:37:16
Maybe one of my favorite moments in the video.
Watched this at half speed and it makes me die every time
Mom: Fine you can watch ONE more video before bed tonight
Me:
You devious little fucker. XD
10 hour videos are better...
Noobelli An old joke on 10 hour vids
You can watch UNO more video tonight
UNO mas video
Geoff’s hysteric laughter takes me back to sitting down on the couch watching achievement hunter everyday after school in seventh grade