YandereCardlin: It's not about the journey...it's the destination! Me:.....is the destination an early grave? YandereCardlin: *slowly putting the knife down* .....no......
Everyone knows that if you get kidnapped by a yandere don't scream gain their trust first before you try to escape because heaven only know how long they've planed this. Tip #2 when they Trust you enough to leave the house in your own don't run odds are they are following you. Come back the first few times and map out the surroundings so you know a good escape room. Last but most importantly don't make them mad. These tips will save your life. May the odds be ever in your favor. Good luck soldier!
That's the thing though. Something is wrong with me, I won't scream or try to run away. I'll always be waiting for my Yandere with starry eyes and an excited grin.
Candi Panda same....I have something wrong with me... Idk... I just like the thought of someone caring about me so much they would literally kill anyone who hurt me... *FBI, OPEN UP!!!* jk but seriously... Why does cardlin make his yanderes seem so sweet, kind, and caring for us...HE'S NOT HELPING...
No kidding. I was just laughing like a maniac! My friend looked me straight in my eyes and said "Are you listening to your asmr yandere channels again?" I retorted with a wheeze and continued laughter.
When he started talking at 8:07, I nearly DIED!!!!! I was telling myself that I would either die of starvation, hypothermia ( depending on where we're at), or you know the whole 'he has a car to find me' thing and then BAM right in my ear holes... More audios to scare me out of my wits please 😊 P.S. Love ya Cardlin
*listens to beginning* ... Are u sure this is a "kidnapping"? U're super sweet and I'm asleep peacefully in the car.... *realizes it is legit a kidnap* Why do I feel so at ease?
YOU FELL ASLEEP IN MY CAR I DROVE THE WHOLE TIME, BUT THAT’S OKAY I’LL JUST AVOID THE HOLES SO YOU’LL SLEEP FINE! I’M DRIVING HERE I SIT, CURSING MY GOVERNMENT, FOR NOT USING MY TAXES TO FILL HOLES WITH MORE SEMENT!
Cardlin: I'm still a gentleman above all else y'know Me: Mhm... Very gentleman-like of you to kidnap me *Listener runs away* Me: Oh... You ain't tie me up or anything? You right, you are a gentleman. Cardlin: *Uses chloroform on the listener* Me:I take it back, you rude....
Love it! Me at start: Not too yandere After halfway: Ok nope I said that way too soon Defiently Yandere Welp at least he drives well. BUT JESUS AT 8:05 I NEARLY DIED IT MADE ME JUMP AND I ALSO NEARLY DROPPED MY PHONE.
Y O U F E L L A S L E E P I N M Y C A R E I D R O V E T H E W H O L E T I M E🎵🎶 B U T T H A T S O K A Y I L L J U S T A V O I D T H E H O L E S S O Y O U S L E E P F I N E I M D R I V I N G H E R E I S I T C U R S I N G MY G O V E R N M E N T F O R N O T U S I N G M Y T A X E S TO F I L L H O L E S W I T H M O R E C E M E N T🎵🎶🎵🎶
I just started watching the show "You", and I have to say, after listening to this for the eighteenth time, I see a lot of similarities between the narrators! Mainly how they both sound charming and friendly while being silently (and creepily) dominating, sociopathic and sadistic. Violent and disarming. Don't know how bad they are until it's too late. Also, both have amazing scripts. HUGE points to Nola for the script! ...Yeah, new favorite yandere audio.
So I was listening to the audio with my headphones as I worked on some chores, you know as you do, and all was good until I had a mini heart attack at 8:04. Jeeze, that jump scare really got me dude! For the moment I thought he was in the bathroom with me and sprayed the mirror with cleaning formula again xD Well at least the mirror is twice as clean and I got to listen to some good voice work =w=)b 10/10 Cardlin and a star sticker ✨ for scaring the soul out of me xD
@@annaw9496 The only way that I knew she got the Notification is because she Slammed the door of my room open and screamed "WHY AM I GETTING NOTIFICATIONS FROM CARDLONAUDIO?" XD I made her subscribe to him, He Needs more subs. She watched the vid and now she be hooked.
Question did I catch a reference to a 21 pilots song? One of the Kiri s in the song is “You fell asleep in my, car I drove the whole time, but that’s ok i’ll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine In driving here I sit, cursing my government for not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement.” Soooooo did I can’t a reference or an I just a fan of a song?
I don't think I've been more frightened and relaxed about the idea of being kidnapped and taken to a cabin in the woods. I may not like it, but I'm sure it will grow on me. Right? Great acting in this one, Cardlin. Especially there at the end. Can't wait to see if Nola has more in store for us too!
[Silence, starting to actually believe i got away] Cardlin: HEY SWEET THING! ME: [GOAT SCREAM] Irl: I legitimately screamed, it's a very good thing none of my neighbors were home at the time... [sobs] i'm so fragile ; U ;
me adoring the first like 3-4 minutes of him monologuing about the listener: awwwww cardiiii❤️ me remembering the title says it’s a yandere kidnapping: *dammit*
I am soo happy to be able to listen to this!! I don’t actually mind being kidnapped...he cares and is making sure I am safe, soo yeah. Great job once again!
"I'll do my best to avoid the potholes" Me : * start singing twenty one pilots - Tear in my heart "But that’s okay I’ll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine" *
Omg! A Yandere! After soooo long. Thank you so much Cardlin. I got the most pleasant chills. Part 2 please please pretty please. I want 'the real fun' now.
Wow, this is quite something.. At first I thought it was sweet until I realized what this really was. Your acting here is on point! So if you excuse me, I'm gonna go now and listen to something to comfort me after this. :'D
*"You fell asleep in my, car I drove the whole time, but that's ok I'll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine. I'm driving here I sit! Cursing my government, for not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement!!"* Sorry that's the first thing I thought of like a couple of seconds in 🤣🤣
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Listener: *runs off*
Me: Oh hey we managed to escape
Cardlin: HEY SWEET THING
Me: SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS!
dragonfrost04 I thought the same thing. I may also have jumped a bit
Same
Exactly when I read this I heard him say it and I actually jumped TvT
Star_Dragon25 😂 that’s great
i got shocked
YandereCardlin: It's not about the journey...it's the destination!
Me:.....is the destination an early grave?
YandereCardlin: *slowly putting the knife down* .....no......
Me:**slowly scooting away** ....yes....
@@cosmicberry6096 me: can you slow the car down a bit please
Him: ok.. Why?
Me: **jumps out the window**
Its the destination that makes you appreciate the journey..
Me if that happened:
*OH HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOO-*
Everyone knows that if you get kidnapped by a yandere don't scream gain their trust first before you try to escape because heaven only know how long they've planed this. Tip #2 when they Trust you enough to leave the house in your own don't run odds are they are following you. Come back the first few times and map out the surroundings so you know a good escape room. Last but most importantly don't make them mad. These tips will save your life. May the odds be ever in your favor. Good luck soldier!
Welcome to our 74th annual Hunger Games. ;3
Good to know. Haha.
That's the thing though. Something is wrong with me, I won't scream or try to run away. I'll always be waiting for my Yandere with starry eyes and an excited grin.
Very unlikely this will ever happen to me, but I'll keep this in mind.
Candi Panda same....I have something wrong with me... Idk... I just like the thought of someone caring about me so much they would literally kill anyone who hurt me... *FBI, OPEN UP!!!* jk but seriously... Why does cardlin make his yanderes seem so sweet, kind, and caring for us...HE'S NOT HELPING...
"If I know anything it's how to clean up a bloodstain" god, what a mood.
And so does pretty much every female
Emi Mae DAMN!!... I was right about to comment that... LMAO
Man, don't you just hate it when your killing everyone your senpai loves and they BLEEEEEDDD!!!! Like, come on! Rude... I just washed this thing...
@@@katsukibakugou1524 *cough cough* major yandere alert *cough*
Emi Mae HA Ain’t that right!! 😂😂
Me: it’s been a while since cardlin made a yandere video
Cardlin: hold mah beer 🍺
I mean we may be getting kidnapped, but at least our kidnapper is a good driver. I feel both safe and nervous at the same time somehow!
Safety first, bruh.
Safety first, bruh.
Safety first, brah.
Safety first, bruh.
Safety first, bruh.
Fingers crossed this turns into a series like Dark Brew!
Speaking of Dark Brew 😂
Agreed😎
@@a.lemmyy I know, right!
Yassss
That would be terrifying and incredible!
8:04 *Cardlin catches up to listener after they run away*
Me: AHH! *teleports away Dragon Ball Z style*
NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z
Valerie Dardon hahahaha
Jusekii MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Better yet: "Ha! You fell for my shadow clone jutsu!"
INSTANT TRANSMISSION ✌️
Was about to charge my phone and sleep. NOT TODAY.
*we run away*
Me: that was easy---
*HEY*
Me: *falls off bed* AHHHH DX
True
this really happened:
"HI SWEETIE!!!!!"
Me "*VARY high pitched SCREAMING*"
REEEEEEE
@@analisajoseph4017 Y e S
SWEET MOTHER OF JE-
"If I know anything, it's how to clean up a blood stain. "
Me: ... So... You've done this often... 🤔😱
I said the same thing
This reminds me of the show “You” from Netflix.
ally eo THATS WHAT I SAID
4:50 This is where it got dark!
No kidding. I was just laughing like a maniac! My friend looked me straight in my eyes and said "Are you listening to your asmr yandere channels again?" I retorted with a wheeze and continued laughter.
*hears nothing*
*Turns up the volume*
*"HEY SWEET THING!"*
Me: JESUS CHRI-
😂😂😂😂
When that happened (my volume was already high) I full on jumped so badly I shook. Hehehehe, and my family thinks I'm good with horror movies.
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Timestamp?
When he started talking at 8:07, I nearly DIED!!!!! I was telling myself that I would either die of starvation, hypothermia ( depending on where we're at), or you know the whole 'he has a car to find me' thing and then BAM right in my ear holes...
More audios to scare me out of my wits please 😊
P.S. Love ya Cardlin
*listens to beginning*
... Are u sure this is a "kidnapping"?
U're super sweet and I'm asleep peacefully in the car....
*realizes it is legit a kidnap*
Why do I feel so at ease?
Idk this amsr is too calming
The beginning lines reminded me of a 21 pilots song
SAME, that was literally the first thing that came to mind- Tear in My Heart by T.O.P.
Thank god im not the only one xD
SHE'S THE TEAR IN MY HEART
SHES A BUTCHER WITH A KNIFE CUT ME FARTHER THEN IVE EVER BEEN
YOU FELL ASLEEP IN MY CAR I DROVE THE WHOLE TIME, BUT THAT’S OKAY I’LL JUST AVOID THE HOLES SO YOU’LL SLEEP FINE! I’M DRIVING HERE I SIT, CURSING MY GOVERNMENT, FOR NOT USING MY TAXES TO FILL HOLES WITH MORE SEMENT!
Cardlin: I'm still a gentleman above all else y'know
Me: Mhm... Very gentleman-like of you to kidnap me
*Listener runs away*
Me: Oh... You ain't tie me up or anything? You right, you are a gentleman.
Cardlin: *Uses chloroform on the listener*
Me:I take it back, you rude....
I love this comment so much...
Crustacean Queen
...how do you know that?
Aw how sweet of you to keep me near you.
Can't be faster that me
Cause I GOT THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE
Annie _ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
Love it!
Me at start: Not too yandere
After halfway: Ok nope I said that way too soon Defiently Yandere
Welp at least he drives well.
BUT JESUS AT 8:05 I NEARLY DIED IT MADE ME JUMP AND I ALSO NEARLY DROPPED MY PHONE.
At that moment I JUMPED SO BADLY
I shouted HAHAHHA 😂
you fell asleep in my- car i drove the whole time- but thats okay ill just
a-void the holes so you sleep fine 🎵🎶
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
Y O U F E L L A S L E E P I N M Y C A R E I D R O V E T H E W H O L E T I M E🎵🎶
B U T T H A T S O K A Y I L L J U S T A V O I D T H E H O L E S S O Y O U S L E E P F I N E I M D R I V I N G H E R E I S I T C U R S I N G MY G O V E R N M E N T F O R N O T U S I N G M Y T A X E S TO F I L L H O L E S W I T H M O R E C E M E N T🎵🎶🎵🎶
You a clikkie hmu my insta is stwyalives_
@@Bimbo-w1n SHES THE TEAR IN MY HEART-
@@poopoopeepee4864 I'M ALIVE~
*kicks down door * I came as soon as I heard!
Angelica....
All way from London damn!
“Angelica...thank god someone who knows what I’m struggling here to do!”
“I’m not here for you..”
OOOOOOOOOOO
I know my sister like I know my own mind
You will never find anybody as trusting or as kind
I love my sister more than anything in this life, I will choose her happiness over mine every time
ANGELICA
0:12
me: *screaming* CURSING MY GOVERNMENT FOR NOT FILLING THE HOLES WITH MORE CEMENT
Wtf is it with me and Yanderes like seriously
Same with me😭😂
if there's a continuation to this............... im all in for it
I'm definitely bringing my pepper spray next time.....
This club will be your main support group!! Whoever strongly supports him can be apart of this special fan club!!!
@@rae2495 Can I be part of the of the fanclub?
👉🏽👈🏽
I just started watching the show "You", and I have to say, after listening to this for the eighteenth time, I see a lot of similarities between the narrators! Mainly how they both sound charming and friendly while being silently (and creepily) dominating, sociopathic and sadistic. Violent and disarming. Don't know how bad they are until it's too late.
Also, both have amazing scripts.
HUGE points to Nola for the script!
...Yeah, new favorite yandere audio.
"Were all alone so we dont have to worry about somebody...interrupting us."
Jason Voorhees: are you sure about that?
So I was listening to the audio with my headphones as I worked on some chores, you know as you do, and all was good until I had a mini heart attack at 8:04. Jeeze, that jump scare really got me dude! For the moment I thought he was in the bathroom with me and sprayed the mirror with cleaning formula again xD
Well at least the mirror is twice as clean and I got to listen to some good voice work =w=)b
10/10 Cardlin and a star sticker ✨ for scaring the soul out of me xD
Omg I read this while I was watching the video and I was okay there is gonna be a just scare at 8:04
it still got me i chocked on my water
I HAVE ARRIVED! (My phone didn't get the Notification, But my sister's did)
It's so cool u can listen to this with ur sister... All I have is a pillow lol
@@annaw9496 The only way that I knew she got the Notification is because she Slammed the door of my room open and screamed "WHY AM I GETTING NOTIFICATIONS FROM CARDLONAUDIO?" XD I made her subscribe to him, He Needs more subs. She watched the vid and now she be hooked.
@@btseomma9486 she'll thank you later XD
part 2 pls!!! i loved that! love you cardlin💕
ilayda cosgun agreee!!!!
please please please
Not gonna lie, I missed Yandere Cardlin. Brilliant audio! What a way to kick it off again.
Me: it’s not healthy to enjoy the idea of a psycho kidnapping you to be his lover
Brain: *gemme that weird shit*
I just sang "But that's okay I'll just avoid the holes so you'll sleep fine"... reeeee
Music Enthusiast IM DRIVING HERE I SIT CURSING MY GOVERNMENT FOR NOT USING MY TAXES TO FILL HOLES WITH MORE CEMENT
Music Enthusiast same
Yeah that was on my mind at first and I knew I had to keep it in there haha.
I love how he says “come back here”
When you listed the scents of the perfume my blood ran cold; you described my perfume almost word for word! Made it even more unsettling.
Notification squad here ! And I love the yandere vids
As always here and ready
Question did I catch a reference to a 21 pilots song? One of the Kiri s in the song is
“You fell asleep in my, car I drove the whole time, but that’s ok i’ll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine
In driving here I sit, cursing my government for not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement.”
Soooooo did I can’t a reference or an I just a fan of a song?
ah yes, a yandere audio to start off the weekend.
Me
"I'm not..... _crazy_ "
Crazy people always hate when you call them crazy 💀
I don't think I've been more frightened and relaxed about the idea of being kidnapped and taken to a cabin in the woods. I may not like it, but I'm sure it will grow on me. Right?
Great acting in this one, Cardlin. Especially there at the end. Can't wait to see if Nola has more in store for us too!
Listener: *Runs off*
Me: Yay! Run for your life! Don't st- wait, why did you-
Cardlin: HEY SWEET THING
Me: HOLY MOTHER OF AVOCADOES
Amazing voice talent! This needs a sequel!!!
[Silence, starting to actually believe i got away]
Cardlin: HEY SWEET THING!
ME: [GOAT SCREAM]
Irl: I legitimately screamed, it's a very good thing none of my neighbors were home at the time... [sobs] i'm so fragile ; U ;
me adoring the first like 3-4 minutes of him monologuing about the listener: awwwww cardiiii❤️
me remembering the title says it’s a yandere kidnapping: *dammit*
now these yandere videos just reminds me of that creepy stalker netflix show
That show “You” right? This reminds me so much of that
@@alterjah2671 haha yeah
The picture change shook me to my core!!!!!!
It’s never good to be crazy in love I mean damn Beyoncé ended up wrecking a whole block with a bat
LMAO
Always endorse safe driving!!! 😭😭
I am soo happy to be able to listen to this!! I don’t actually mind being kidnapped...he cares and is making sure I am safe, soo yeah. Great job once again!
When I heard the car door open the vine " Why are you running?" started playing in my head
My heart leapt out of my chest when you caught up 😂 holy moly lol
I think my favorite part was his faint “comeback here”
"I'll do my best to avoid the potholes"
Me : * start singing twenty one pilots - Tear in my heart "But that’s okay I’ll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine" *
Omg! A Yandere! After soooo long. Thank you so much Cardlin. I got the most pleasant chills. Part 2 please please pretty please. I want 'the real fun' now.
me: *doesnt hear anything* is it over
Cardlin: HEY SWEET THING
me: HOLY SH- *falls off chair*
Wow, this is quite something.. At first I thought it was sweet until I realized what this really was. Your acting here is on point! So if you excuse me, I'm gonna go now and listen to something to comfort me after this. :'D
Me: hears nothing *turns up the volume
Cardlin:HEY SWEET THING
Me: PUTANG IN-
“HEY SWEET THING” my heart left my body. I have never jolted so hard before
The book store part reminded me of that Netflix show YOU lol
Yessssss
I actually jumped at the ending part. Holy geez.
Finished
Please have a part 2
*sees notification* *clicks on video at lightning speed*
...Am I demented that I really crave a second part to this?
xxx
I've been dreaming about this scenario for quite a while now
:- |
The finger-crossing luck! It's real! And it blessed meee!
I think this is Cardlin's scariest yandere prompt ever it was soo good nice job Nola you really wrote it well. Very unhinged and creepy
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A YANDERE AUDIO! FINALLY!!!! YAY
I love when your audios have a twist! It seems to be going one way but then...
"I'll avoid the potholes so you sleep fine"
... hey wait, isn't that in a song?
This one needs a part 2 but as a spicy one ;D
Well that took a shape right turn real quick.
Cardilin:even with that little piece of hair in your face
Me:*puts all my hair in my face*
*"You fell asleep in my, car I drove the whole time, but that's ok I'll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine. I'm driving here I sit! Cursing my government, for not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement!!"*
Sorry that's the first thing I thought of like a couple of seconds in 🤣🤣
When we escaped I swear to god all I could think about was how good those sound effects were WOW
I was taking a test when I got this notification and when I saw the yandere part, I almost screeched.
wow, that was a wild ride! Thank you Nola and Cardlin
"YOU FELL ASLEEP IN MY CAR, I DROVE THE WHOLE TIME, BUT THAT'S OKAY I'LL JUST AVOID THE HOLES SO YOU SLEEP FINE" - tøp
No other words could define this audio other than.... Beautiful 🤤😳
When she said: 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️ I felt that
Boii there has to be a part 2 of this soon cause this was incredible 👏👏
I hate horror and scary stuff,but boi do i love this!!!
Thank u soooo much cardlin!!!!❤❤❤
Omg yes I wanted you to do a yandere video so bad thank you so much it was amazing can you maybe do a part 2
Anybody notice the character on the screen !!! It smiled !!! 😣 7:12- 7:17
I’m just now realizing that, There will never be a guy in my life who’s so unrealistic it hurts!💗😭😫
Did anyone else notice the artwork change?
That "hey sweet thing" made me really go *OH SHIT-*
Part 2 please 💚💜♥️
ASKILAKSIALSJA YANDERE CARDLIN IS HERE
Cardlin: HEY SWEET THING
Me: *wheezes*
At the right time, just got home and immediately notification popin😊😊will sleep in peace 😘😘
Cardlin: I try to keep myself busy when you’re gone but I always end up back in your- well our bedroom
Me: *Catches a instant red flag*
*Just finish watching cardlin previous yandere video then see this * welp damn....here we go again
Part 2 please
MORE OF THIS PLEASEEE!!!
7:40
Good I got-* Cardlin appeared out of nowhere* HOLY VERGIN MARY !!!!
Oh look. More nightmares.
"HEY SWEET THING!" Scared the shit outta me lmfao
Me thinking i run away and the dudden 'HEY', me in real llife AHHHHH !!!
PLEASE make a patron spicy part two for this